A Nunn’s Affair
Natalie Nunn has been looking someone to run L.A. with her! 
Our favorite bad girl has been known to be attracted to both men and women, so she decided to bring 10 men and 10 women to L.A. to vie for her love and see who is man(or woman) enough to hang to handle her! After a grueling few weeks, the final two have been chosen. We have Massie, the cute and bubbly girl from Jersey who is easy-going, but still doesn’t take anyone’s shit 
, and we have Davie, the cocky Cuban from New York who has been obsessed with Natalie from day one in the house. 
Massie to Davie: I can’t believe we are in the final two, especially you, since you pretty much acted like a stalker the entire time we have been here.
Davie: Very funny bitch. It’s clear who is going to win.
Massie: Let me guess? The Cuban dickhead?
(Davie leans forward and pushes me against the wall)
Davie: Listen you little Dominican slut, just because you have been parading around in your underwear the entire time and playing the innocent game, doesn’t mean you have me fooled!
Massie : (laughing cynically) What are you even talking about? You are just fucking jealous I have spent the most time with her. Can even handle a little competition can you?
Davie: You are not competition, you are typical Jersey trash. Why don’t you go back to the shore and fuck some guidos, you fake lipstick lesbian!
Massie: I am trash huh? Did you forget you are from Long Island? Home of closet homos, dirty bitches, and small-dicked snitches.
Davie: Don’t bring Mark into this! This is a fucking competition. I am not here to make friends, and he was the dumbass that confided his secrets to me.
Massie: Yeah, and then you ran off and told Natalie like a little snake that you are! He was more of a man than you can ever be.
Davie: (smirking) He’s not here anymore is he? You miss him or something? Did you want to jerk him off?
Massie: (slaps Davie) No, you are confusing me with yourself. Can’t even fight fair.
Davie: All is fair in love and war sweetheart, and this right here is both.
*Natalie enters the room*
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Natalie: What the hell are you guys doing? You need to start fucking packing!
Massie: Why? What’s going on?
Natalie: You two are the final two, so it’s only fittings that we take this party to… Hawaii!!
*I smile and run to hug Natalie while Davie jumps up and down like a monkey in heat *
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This is the last time we are going to be in this house. I’d be lying if I said I was going to miss it. The guys here were gayer than the fucking girls! Such fucking drama-queens. Davie thinks he is going to win, but all he is, is a fucking bullshitter. Next time he starts shit, he is going to get more than a little slap.
*hours later*
**We get to Hawaii and are immedatly laid once we reach our hotel. Davie and I rush to our penthouse suite and look around immedtaly with our faces in awe**
Massie: I feel like I am in fucking paradise
Davie: Mhmm! Finally something we can agree on. We might as well make the best of it now that we are stuck with one another. Wanna make atoast?
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Massie: Sure, let me pop open the champagne
Massie and Davie in unision: To us!!
*knock at the door*
Davie: I wonder who could it be. (Goes and checks and comes back with a note). It’s from Natalie, it says, “I hope you guys are getting settled, but don’t get too comfortable. Tonight we will all have dinner by the beach, so wear something that sizzles! X0X0 Natalie.”
Massie: Want to help me pick out an outfit?
Davie: Just wear your usual slutty bathing suit.
Massie: Ughh! You are so fucking annoying.
Davie: Whatever, dumb bitch.
*Later that night at the beach*
Natalie: Hey my loves! I’ve missed you guys. I decided that tomorrow I will be spending the entire day with you first Massie, and the following day, Davie and I will spend the day together.
Natalie: So Massie, tell me why you think I should pick Davie over you?
*Long pause*
Massie: I just feel that we have a stronger connection. We have more in common, we have fun together, and I really think I can make you happy. Even though you love to party a lot, and sometimes I am reserved, I think we balance each other out. I feel that Davie is just here for the cameras, and he thinks he always runs shit, and you guys would clash. Plus, I think he is just not up to your standards. You deserve the best and I know that is me. I think I have proven to you that I am willing to make this work, and I don’t think he has.
Natalie: Ok and Davie, same question.
Davie: Yeah I always says shit is about me, and I usually do feel that way, but I think I have shown that I can put you first. I am hot, and together we will make a hot party couple. Plus I know I can please you in EVERY way.
*interrupted by my laughter and is given a dirty look by Davie*
Anyhow, as I was saying, you and I will have the world fucking jealous. Massie is just a confused little girl who isn’t even worth your time.
Massie: How heartfelt. You can’t even give a fucking proper speech. You are such a fucking loser.
Davie: And you are a little cunty bitch. Shut the fuck up, I’m tired of you already.
Massie: Make you fucking asshole! You are just all talk, and can’t even man up when it’s time to step to the plate.
Davie: I don’t man up? Are you stupid? I’m the only guy in the final 2!
Massie: Only because you outted Mark in the last elimination!
Davie: Yeah because you were a little thirsty skank around him Sorry he didn’t get to satisfy your thirst.
Massie: You are butthurt he didn’t satisfy your gay ass.
*grabs glass of water and throws it at Davie*
But maybe that will.
Davie: What did you think? That I was going to melt, bitch? *evil laugh*(Then pushes my plate of food onto my lap)
Massie: No you just looked in need of a fucking bath, you dirty Cuban!
Davie: You Dumb-in-a can!
Massie: I’ll show you fucking dumb *Goes around to where Davie is seated and pushes him off his seat. Davie then trips me and I fall on the floor next to him, and at the moment take my heel to his crotch and he starts withering in pain.
Natalie: Enough!! I can’t deal with you two right now. This date is over and you can forget us have solo dates! I’m going to make my decision tomorrow.
Next day at the elimination ceremony:
Natalie: I have thought about this decision all night, and I kept battling back and forth. You guys are both amazing. Davie, you make me laugh and your cockiness is a turn on, but I feel you try and take my shine sometimes. Massie, you are sweet and always there for me. I love your attention to details, but I just don’t know if you can hang with my lifestyle. After much debating, the person I choose is…Massie!!
Massie: (runs to Natalie and gives her a long passionate kiss)
Davie: This is bullshit. After all I did to win? Hell even getting kicked in the fucking nuts, you go ahead and chose that basic bitch? You know what? This show is fucking stupid, and you area dumbass Natalie. I am over this, I was going to leave you after the show anyhow. Fuck!! I fucking hate you cunts!! *stars damaging the set and has to be restrained by security*
Natalie and I start laughing, and then head to the beach
Natalie: Are you happy I chose you?
Massie: Beyond belief. I had no doubts though. I always knew I’d end up as a Nunn.
*We kiss and the show ends as fireworks start to go off*
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