REAL WORLD FANTASY HOUSE ALL STARS 2

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Vee and the victims entered their vans and pulled up to



ELEPHANT RIDING!!!

"AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! I'M SCARED!!!" yelled Deja.

"Awww they are so cute!" said Vee.

"I know they are very beautiful creatures" agreed Hanna

"BABY! I DON'T WANNA GO NEAR THOSE THINGS!" cried Deja.

"They don't bite!" said an African man named Mustafa



"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!" cried Deja.

Dorian held his wife and helped her on the elephant.

"Baby it's gonna be okay... said Dorian.

"I'm good... I'm good" said Deja getting used to it...

The elephants rode them over to an African Beach where they all sat underneath umbrella's to block out the boiling African sun.



"OUCH! THE SAND BURNS!" yelled Vee.

Everyone sat down on a blanket...

Vee began rubbing in tan lotion... "I need a good tan... Thank GOD!" said Vee.

"So... Should we make our points now?" asked Deja.

"Sure..." said Vee.

"Well um... I just want to say that if you keep me then I will have your back." said Hanna.

"HOW!?" snapped Deja.

"I just will..." said Hanna rolling her eyes and sipping a drink.

"You can't have her back! Dani and Melissa are her home girls and you hate them and they hate you!" said Deja.

"Good point" said Vee...

"Um... Yeah I do dislike them but... You hate Vee so how are you going to have her back?" challenged Hanna.

"I don't hate Vee... If I hated her then I wouldn't have voted for her." said Deja.

"Hmmm Why did you vote for me Deja... We have a rocky past" said Vee.

"Well Vee... I am willing to put this all behind us... I think we both want the same things! We wanna take out Team Greatness... I think we can formulate a plan where Me,Dorian,the Bad bitches,the Tan Alliance,and BRENT! Can all make a mega alliance and go hard on Team Greatness...

"Whoa.... That would be awesome" said Vee.

"Okay well if you keep me, then we can still do that plan... We can still join with the Tan alliance and the Bad bitches and go hard on Team Greatness." said Hanna.

"WRONG!" said Dorian.

"If you keep Hanna then you will be eliminating me or my wife, and which ever one of us stays will just go over to Team Greatness..." said Dorian..

"Exactly! Would you rather have two garunteed votes and a possible super alliance? OR one lousy vote and another lost vote that gos over to Team Greatness... Plus THIS GIRL DOESN'T GET ALONG WITH DANI AND MELISSA." explained Deja.

"These are very good points... Deja I just don't know If I can trust you..." said Vee.

Deja began to sob.

"Girl... You can trust me... I would not lie to you, and then endanger my chances of going home... I am here for Oprah Michelle... If I leave now... I would feel like I am a horrible mom" cried Deja.

Hanna rolls her eyes.

Maria then came over and handed Vee a note...

"Thanks Old Bitch!" said Vee flipping her weave.

"Tu eres cochina feo perra!" said Maria.

"um... okay... It says I need 15 minutes with someone.... I pick... HANNA!" said Vee.

"We are doomed" Deja whispered to Dorian...

Dorian and Deja then walked off and gave Hanna and Vee their privacy...

"So um... Deja brought up great points... Are you willing to fix the issue with Melissa and Dani and work wit us?" said Vee.

"Um...." said Hanna

*flash backs to her getting her ass beat*

NO! I mean YES! Yes! I can... I need this money! I really need it... I need to boost my modeling career" said Hanna.

"I see." said Vee.

Confessional Vee: This decision is hard as shit! I hate Deja and I want to send her home, but she made good points... I am confused as shit! I need help from my girls..

"I got what I needed I think" said Vee.

"Okay" said Hanna getting up and hugging Vee.

Everyone then got back on the elephants and rode over back to the vans and went home...

AT THE HOUSE

"So what happened girl?" said Dani.

"Well Deja said we would have to garunteed votes from her and Dorian, plus she said she would try to organize a super alliance with us,her,Dorian,and the Tan alliance and Brent, and we could go up against Team Greatness... She also brung up the fact that Hanna hates you." said Vee.

"Yeah I hate that bitch too... Send her ass home." said Melissa.

"NAH... I hate Deja though and I can't trust her..." said Vee...

"But then again... Dorian said if I eliminate his wife, then he will join Team Greatness and that would be yet another vote for Richie... UGH I AM SO CONFUSED!!!" snapped Vee.

Confessional Vee: Dani and Melissa hate Hanna and I hate Deja... I don't know what the hell to do... We all agree to give Dorian his check but these two bitches... If it was up to me they both would go...

"Can you guys put your hate aside for Hanna?" asked Vee...

"Idk... Can you put your hate aside for Deja?" said Melissa and Dani.

"I don't know..." said Vee...

"ELIMINATION TIME!!!" yelled Tyra.

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^Confessional - Andrew

For tonight's elimination, I really want Hanna to leave. I mean she's slandered my name, and is a whore for a living. I just wanna see her go!

The Real Worlders gather for eliminations

Tyra takes the stage

Vee stands next to her, strikingly resembling Allison today.

Deja, Hanna and Dorian, all stand before Vee in nervousness.

"Welcome, to the fourth elimination ceremony. Today, to our shocks, not only did we bring in a replacement, but we also saw a new alliance shine."

^Confessional - Silas

I really don't see what's the big deal in that alliance getting lucky today and winning the votes. It's not like you're eliminating anyone important? These bottom 3 are just fillers.

"Vee, please tell us who will stay and who will go.

^Confessional - Vee

I'm kinda in a sticky situation here right now. I totally hate Deja, but Melissa and Dani totally hate Hanna.. I don't know, but I know I know what I'm gonna do.

^Confessional - Melissa

I REALLY hope Hanna goes, like she's seriously annoying, plus that bitch is suing me, GTFO. I kinda want Deja to stay just so I can manipulate her like my sister did last season.


"At the power outing today, you both were kinda saying the same thing. Why should I keep the other if both of you some how clash with my alliance..?"

"Dorian and Deja, you and I have history together, and we've had our issues. Hanna my girls really don't like you or want you around..."

"Umm, Dorian come up here" says Vee.

^Confessional - Dorian

She's calling me up here, and I'm just so happy to get my check!

"This check is for you, just because you're still hot, and no one really hates you" she says biting her lip.

^Confessional - Deja

I'm standing her awkward with my head down, and I'm thinking, BITCH SEND ME HOME ALREADY.

^Confessional - Hanna

Dorian gets the first check, and I don't know who's gonna stay between me or Deja... it really could be a toss up.

"Now.. comes the hard part." says Vee nervously. "Deja, come up here."

Deja diva walks in front of Vee. "I'm trusting my gut and my girls, something in me hates you... wants to slap the shit on you, and give you an abortion, but you're better to me then Hanna, so this check is yours."

Hanna is left with her mouth open.

^Confessional - Deja

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS the evil bitch kept me! Oh my god, I knew my hail marys would kick in!

"Hanna, when it comes down to it, 2 votes are better then 1, sorry babe. Your donzo" says Vee, as Tyra voids Hanna's check.

"You know what? I honestly don't even care. Vee, you'll never be a Victoria's secret angel, because I'm always gonna be known as the hottest Real World BITCH EVER" snaps Hanna.

"I'M STILL PRETTIER THEN THE REST OF YOU BITCHES" she cries.

^Confessional - Hanna

It sucks to be eliminated this early.. it kinda seems like that black and yellow alliance is cursed. Hopefully the curse catches up to Deja and Dorian. Karma's a bitch, and it's gonna bite you soon cunt.

END EPISODE

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EPISODE 5

"So I wake up and my loyalty is to the Bad Bitch alliance... Today we are supposed to be having a meeting with the guidos and Brent... Idk how this is going to go honestly...." said Deja.

"Are you all ready!?" yelled Dani

"YES!!!" said Shelly,Vee,and Melissa in unison..

The Bad Bitch Alliance,Tan alliance, Black and no more yellow alliance, and Brent all joined in the Millionaires room and locked the door.

Richie was very suspicious...

"Looks like bitches are tryna get smart!" snapped Richie.

" I just can't believe that Shelly is back over there with them..." said Silas.

" I knew not to trust that bitch!" said Leigh cracking her knuckles.

"I will whoop that bitches ass!" snapped Tiffany.

"HEY I'm bored... Let's barge in on their meeting!" said Jay.

"OKAY!" said Team Greatness in unison...

In the meeting

"So basically I call this meeting because we all need to fucking wake up and realize that if we don't work together then Richie will just fucking dominate!" said Shelly.

"HELL YEAH!!! WE NEED TO WAKE UP PEOPLE! HE THINKS HE RUN THIS SHIT!" snapped Brent.

"Ugh... I HAVE TO WORK WITH THEM?!" said Athena pointing at the Millionaires.

"Do you wanna go home you stupid bitch!? WAKE UP!!!" snapped Shelly.

"Guys! Guys! Guys! We can't be fighting this way! We need to put our differences and egos aside... If we wanna actually conquer Team Greatness... If we don't conquer them... Then they will just get rid off us one by one by one by one by one.... Till it's only them left" said Deja.

"The bitch has a point!" said Vee.

"STUPID FUCKTARDS!!!!!!!" yelled Team Greatness as they bursted through the doors and began pouring ice cold water on all of them...

"AAAAHH!!! MY HAIR!" yelled Deja.

"FUCK DUDE WHAT THE HELL!!!?" yelled Antonio..

"ASSHOLES!!!" yelled Vee...

"See guys... Is this what you wanna get ran by?" said Shelly...

Everyone looked around...

"Shelly is right... You're done bruh!" said Brent.

"Sure about that..." said Richie... raising his eyebrow...

Richie stood with his arm crossed in front of Leigh,Jay,Silas,Dominic,Andrew,Tiffany,Karen,Kookie and Jackie.

Brent stood with his arms crossed in front of
Shelly,Dani,Melissa,Vee,Deja,Dorian,Antonio,Athena,and Mike.

Shelly then stepped up by Brent's shoulder...

"Bring it..." she said.

"I can't believe you... You're not who I thought you were cunt!" snapped Jay.

"& You or Silas aren't who I thought you were! I thought you guys were strong and independent! Not followers because you wanna suck Richie's dick!" snapped Shelly

"Fire crotch bitch!" snapped Silas.

"NOMINEE TIME!!!" yelled Tyra...


Everyone then went downstairs...

Okay Real Worlders... The following nominees are as follows...


New york- Dani
Hawaii-Karen
Las Vegas-Leigh
Paris-Silas
and
Veteran- Mike...


"I wanna be the nominee!" said Silas.

"No I want to be!" said Karen.

"NO!" said Team Greatness sternly.

"Hey why ya'll being mean to Karen... She ain't neva got a chance!" asked Tiff.

"Just not today Tiffany!" said Richie.

"Actually ya'll I wanna be HBIC" said Leigh.

"AGAIN!? You already were!?" said Silas.

"SO...." said Leigh.

"Give someone else a chance!: said Karen...

"Karen it isn't gonna be you so chill!" said Leigh.

"This isn't fair!" snapped Karen.

"Life isn't fair." said Leigh

"Leigh please let me be HBIC..." begged Silas.

" I think we should vote for Leigh... Why do you all care so much! You will all be safe anyways!" said Richie...

"I just think everyone should get equal turns..." said Silas.

Confessional Richie: these extras in my alliance are pissing me off... I can't wait till I won't need them anymore!

On the other hand...

Mixed Spice was doing some strategic thinking on their own...

"Dani or Mike?" asked Vee.

"I think we should vote for Mike... He has been in the background this whole time... and it is his turn to shine!" said Athena.

Melissa just starred at Mike with dreamy eyes...

"Mellis you are voting for me right?" asked Dani

"Idk Dani... One of our girls were already HBIC... Let's give Mike a chance. It's only fair. I mean he is super hot!" said Melissa.

"Thanks sexy!" said Mike.

"HE CALLED ME BABY!" said Melissa blushing.

"I'll vote for Mike.." said Deja.

"Me too..." said Dorian.

Confessional Shelly: The "Mixed Spice Alliance" is really working together really well... We all wanna take out Richie and I wanna prove to Jay and Silas, that I ain't a bitch to fuck with. They thought they were teaching me a lesson? HAHA! I'm about to teach them one.

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^Confessional - Richie

So the outsides who all hate each other have decided to join together to counter my alliance? Ok no big deal, I'll still take care of you.


"I still really wanna be hbic" said Karen. "So do I!" complained Silas. "Guys look, there's gonna be a problem with the votes today" says Dominic.

"He's right" agrees Jackie.

^Confessional - Jackie

Everyone in my alliance is fighting to be HBIC today, but don't they realize, that there's 20 people and 10 people in each alliance exactly? We need to pull someone over to us.

"We're completely tied with the other alliance" says Jackie. "Yeah they have 10, we have 10" agrees Andrew.

"So what can we do?" asks Leigh. Kookie raises her hand. "I have an idea!!" she announces. Team Greatness all listens intently. "I think we should have Karen go over to them and ask them to vote for her!" says Kookie.

"Wait why?" asks Karen. "Because you have me and Tiffany too!" says Jackie. 'Just say your sick of Richie's shit, and you wanna join them!" says Dominic.

^Confessional - Richie

This plan makes me slightly nervous, because Karen is now realizing her power in my alliance. She's the additional 3 votes I need to reign control of the house.

"Ok, I'll do it! But I get to be hbic for sure right?" asks Karen. "Sure do" says Richie smiling. "Loves it!" she says.

- in mixed spice's room -

"RICHIE'S GOTTA GO" "RICHIE'S GOTTA GO" "RICHIE'S GOTTA GO"

The alliance cheers.

^Confessional - Melissa

Richie is getting all the air time, and it's kinda getting annoying. This is ALL STARS, aka the show the Millionaires dominate on, why the hell is it turning into the Richie show?!

Deja sips on her champagne loving that she's no longer in danger.

"Honey... I think we have a problem..." says Dorian. "What is?" she asks. "There's 10 people in both alliances... it's going to be a tie breaker consistently, so what's going to happen? he asks.

Deja's face turns from calm and collected, into horror. "STOP EVERYONE" she announces. Everyone stops rioting in their tracks.

"It's going to be a tie every single time no matter what!" Deja yells.

Karen, Tiffany, and Jackie stroll into their room. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING HERE BITCH?!" yells Shelly at Tiffany. "POP OFF SON" she yells back

"No, PLEASE, we come in peace!" says Karen placing her hand over her heart.

^Confessional - Karen

Doing the little skits before fucking in porn, has given me some acting skills! Hopefully they believe me..

"Me and Richie just had a falling out... so now I want him gone!" snaps Karen. "HURRAY" cheers mixed spice. "But I have to make a deal with you all.." she says winking.

"If you vote me as hbic of the house, I'll keep you all safe, I PERSONALLY want to be the one to eliminate Richie! He crossed the wrong bitch" she says blowing a kiss.

Shelly eyes Karen suspiciously."DONT TRUST THAT BITCH!" yells Antonio from the crowd.

"Excuse me Antonio?" snaps Karen back. "What do I have to gain by lying here?! I'm gonna have a major target on my back!" she says.

"Listen, you can vote for me.. or not, I don't care. But we're gonna be stuck in a tie breaker over and over again, until someone breaks. And my money says it's gonna be one of you bitches!" Karen says strolling off with her 2 minions.

^Confessional - Karen

Omg I totally looked like an HBIC. And I'm totally loving it!


The Mixed spice alliance is left confused.

"IT'S TIME TO VOTE REAL WORLDERS" announces Tyra.

As the Real Worlders gather Richie pulls Karen aside.

^Confessional - Richie

My favorite way to control someone is to make them fall in love with me. How do you think I have Silas and Dominic wrapped around my finger? Ahahah, Karen's next.

"So how'd it go?" asks Richie. "I think it went well.. I guess we'll have to see now" she says blushing. Richie moves in closer. "I just wanna say thank you for all that you've done.. we couldn't have done it without you" he says. Karen turns bright red.

^Confessional - Karen

Richie... is so sweet... and dreamy... there's just something about him that pulls me to him. and his kind words right now.. it reminds me of my last love... Trent</3

They both inch closer... "Thank you... Richie" Karen whispers as her lips almost touches Richie's.

"IT'S TIME TO VOTE, PLEASE REPORT TO THE MAIN HALL IMMEDIATELY" Tyra announces once more.

"Uh we should go.." Richie says pulling back. "Right.." Karen says.

^Confessional - Karen

That was so romantic... and stupid Tyra ruined it! I think I need a new pair of panties before this voting ceremony.

Richie walks ahead with an evil smirk on his face.

Tyra takes center stage

"It's time to vote on HBIC today, as a reminder, who you decide on.. will ultimately decide who stays and who goes tonight.."

"The Nominees are NewYork - Dani, Hawaii - Karen, Vegas -Leigh, Paris - Silas, and Veterans - Michael" Tyra says

"Vote!"

SPOILER: Click to show

Karen steps forward firstKaren - KAREN
Jackie - KAREN
Tiffany- KAREN
Richie - Silas
Silas- Silas
Mixed spice looks at each other, then looks at Karen.
Brent- KAREN
Shelly - KAREN
Antonio - Michael
Athena - Michael
Melissa - Michael
Dani - KAREN
Andrew- KAREN
Kookie- KAREN
Vee - KAREN
Leigh - KAREN
Dominic - KAREN
Jay - KAREN
Michael - Michael
Deja - Karen
Dorian - Karen

SPOILER: Click to show

The HBIC of the house... is KAREN

Karen begins to dance along with the PHAT girls.

Mixed spice, and Team greatness now anxiously await the call out order. "Please begin.. the call out" announces Tyra.

Tiffany
Jackie
Andrew
Richie

"LYING FUCKING FAT BITCHES" screams Shelly at Karen. "Sorry" she says as she booty pops.

Jay
Silas
Leigh
Dominic
Kookie

^Confessional - Kookie

Ugh I'm last picked in my alliance, and now I need to call someone, like Idk who to pick!

"Who do I pick?!" asks Kookie. "Call Deja" Richie says. Deja
Deja
Dorian
Brent
Shelly
Vee
Melissa

"Oh wtf" says Melissa as she looks at the bottom 4, Dani Michael, Athena, and Antonio.

"I'd never leave you babe! Come up here Dani" Melissa calls.

"The bottom 3 has been decided. ANTONIO, ATHENA, MICHAEL, with KAREN as the HBIC."

"Good luck to the rest of you, and congrats to those who are safe."

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Karen entered her van and the bottom 3 entered theirs.


Confessional Antonio: So basically the whole Tan alliance is in the bottom 3... I am honestly SHOCKED. We have all be laying low lately, so Idk how this happened.


"Ima beat her ass!" snapped Athena.

"No Athena... That's not smart... Don't you want to make your case?" said Mike.

"NO! FUCK THIS SHIT! I don't like being played... Especially by cows!

Confessional Antonio: I smell a girl fight... *rubs hands together*

Confessional Athena: HAVE YOU SEEN MY SEASON!? I am a star! I took on all 3 of the millionaires at the same time...I can definitely take on a former fat pig... It's nothing!


They arrived at a big hot air balloon....



"Jumbo!" said a white south African man wearing safari gear...

"Yeah yeah what ever get on with it..." said Antonio.

"Well... We will be taking a journey on a hot air balloon OVER THE AFRICAN SAVANNA! We will be floating in the skies.. and from the sky we will see all of the jungle's dangerous animals..." said the man as he passed them all binoculars.


"Goody!!!" cheered Karen.

*Everyone else was un amused...*

They all got inside the balloon and took off into the sky...


"ooooh I see a giraffe!!!" yelled Karen giggling in excitment.

"Wanna eat it?" said Athena.

Mike and Antonio began laughing ...

Karen gave Athena a mean stare..

Confessional Karen: I am the HBIC... They should be respecting me and grovelling on the ground... NOT picking on me! Aren't they they worried about their fate... I'm confused.


"Oh look down there!!! Your family!!!" laughed Athena as she pointed to a pond full of hippos...

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Mike and Antonio.

"What is your deal!?" snapped Karen.

"What's my deal? What is yours! You are the lying ass bitch!" snapped Athena.

"Sorry honey... You gotta play the game!" said Karen as she shrugged.

"Play the game!? PLAY THE GAME!? Bitch I'll show you! Wait till this balloon lands because I don't wanna kill you and throw you off."

"OH SHIT! VEE GONNA FUCK HER UP!" snapped Antonio.

Confessional Antonio: Vee is good pussy, but I ain't gonna stop her from sending herself home, because... 1 Million dollars is more important than pussy... I'll just move on to Vee.

The air balloon landed.

"Okay bitches! Are you gonna plead your cases or are you all going to attack me for being smarter than you?" snapped Karen.

"Ima fuck your ass up!" said Athena removing her heels and earrings.

Athena then grabbed Karen's hair and began hitting her in her head.

Karen then grabbed Athena's hair in defense and began punching her in the head to...

The girls both were grabbing hair and punching and finally they both dropped to the ground..

Athena landed on top of Karen and began punching her in the face.

Karen blocked her face the best she could...

Mike and Antonio were both laughing and giving each other five..

"BITCH!!!" yelled Athena as she continued pounding Karen's face in...

The producers then stepped in and began pulling Athena off but Karen still had Athena's hair....

"GET HER OFF MY HAIR!!! I FUCK YOUR FACE UP AND YOU CONTINUE PULLING MY HAIR? LET ME GO!!! WEAK SAUCE HOE!!!" yelled Athena.

Karen snatched as hard as she could and ripped out a piece of Athena's real hair.

"AAAAH!!!" yelled Athena.


"THAT BITCH IS OVER! SHE IS OVER!!!" yelled Karen crying her eyes out.

"Look at your eye hoe!!!" snapped Athena...

"Is she out? Is she done?" asked Karen to the producers...

"Not unless you send her home..." said the producers.

"SHE HIT ME!" snapped Karen.

"This isn't the Real World... Rules are different... The worst that happens to her is that she ruins her chances of you picking her..." said the producers.

"Bull shit! Well I am sending you home bitch! You're DONE!" yelled Karen crying and holding her swolen eye...

"DONE IS BRIAN'S WORD HOE!" yelled Athena.

Mike and Antonio began to dance in circles and fist pump and chest bump in excitement because they were sure they were not going home...

"The Power outing is done... I got my choice!" said Karen...

"WHAT EVER BITCH!" snapped Athena.

Confessional Athena: The boys think they are so safe because I fought Karen ,BUT they shouldn't be so sure! All I have to do is fuck Jay and Richie... or give them a BJ... Richie and Jay control her... So they'll make the bitch give me my check.

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The real worlders return to the house, Karen arrives in a seperate vehicle and runs inside by herself, fuming.

^Confessional - Karen

That fucking bitch Athena thinks shes funny, but we will see who's laughing!


Athena walks in with Antonio, with her hair all messed up, while Michael just trots behind drinking a Corona.

Karen storms into her room, and Richie and Tiffany are there. "Whats wrong?" Richie asks.

"SHE HIT ME" Karen said. " ATHENA?" Tiffany asks, surprised. "YES, out of nowhere! Shes gone!" Karen yells. "IMMA BEAT HER ASS" Tiffany says. "It's okay Tiff, I got this" Karen says.

^Confessional - Richie

I kinda feel bad for Karen. I mean, she has dealt with alot on the Real World, and she finally had her moment to shine, and it was .. outshined..by ghetto Athena. I need to help her.

"Karen, lemme talk to you alone" Richie says, as him and Karen go onto the patio


-meanwhile-

Athena approaches Jay's room.

"Can I come in . . .?" she asks. "Sure" Jay says.

"You're so hottt, I just really needed to tell you that" Athena says.

^Confessional - Jay

Why do all these hoes gotta keep throwing themselves at me, when I'm trying to stay clean?

"Thanks, you too" Jay says, biting his tongue. "I realllllllllllllllllllly like you alotttt" She says, grabbing at his belt buckle.

^Confessional - Jay

I'm only human damnit.

Athena closes the door, and moans from Jay are heard.

-10 minutes later-


^Confessional - Jay

I don't know what Athena was accomplishing by that? lul. She gives good head, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna try and save her...


"ELIMINATION TIME!!" Tyra yells, as everyone goes out back for Eliminations.


^{Confesssional} - Athena

I sucked the right hand man's dick, and hopefully I will stick around!

Tyra walks out, side by side with Karen.




"Well boos, it's that time again! Our 5th elimination ceremony. Yo are some fine ass Guidos and Guidettes, but one has to bounce!" Tyra announces.


"Well, I'm going to keep this short. I know none of you have anything to say to me. Antonio, I was sure I was going to eliminate you before the power outing. You made my life HELL on Hawaii, and I hate you. However, Athena you went so far as to hit me today. That shows you don't even care about your spot in this competition.. which made me think, if you don't care, then I should keep you around as a pawn..." Karen continues.


Athena nods her head, and Antonio stares into Karen's soul.

"Michael, this check is yours" Karen says. Michael walks up and accepts his check. "Thank you" Michael says respectively.

"Now honestly, this choice was on the fence, but it's clear." Karen says slyly. "Athena, come up here.

Athena begins walking forward.

"Gimme muh check" Athena says.

"Wait a second" Karen says. "Wut?" asks Athena.

"BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"!!" Yells Karen, as she hits Athena upside the head with the void stamp, grabs her hair and spins her around.



"OH SHIT! GO HAM KAREN, GO HAM!!" Tiffany yells.

Athena is trying to get Karen's hands off her hair, but can't. "SHES TOO BIG" Athena screams .

"Come on babe, hit her!!" Antonio yells.

Karen then throws Athena on the ground and puts her knees on Athena's shoulders, disabling her from moving.

"GET THIS FAT COW OFF OF ME!" Athena yells. "THIS FAT COW IS GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS!!" Karen yells, landing lefts and rights on Athena's face. "GET IT GURL, BEAT DAT ORANGE BITCHES ASS!!" Tiffany yells once more.

^Confessional - Antonio

This is sad my girl is getting beat down.. but I guess this means I'm not going home?!

Karen then gets up off Athena, scurries to the table, and STAMPS Athena's check VOID.



"YOUR CHECK IS VOID BITCH, GET THE FUCK OUT!" Karen yells, and throws Athena's check at her..

"YEAHHH! WOOOO!" Team Greatness cheers, as they welcome Karen over on the sidelines.

The Bad Bitches combined with black and no more yellow look on in disgust.

^Confessional - Vee

*Sigh* another elimination, another number lost. It's inevitable.


Athena is then escorted out, still yelling the entire time. "I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN BITCH, I WILL SEE YOU!!" Athena yells ,as her screams become more and more distant.

"Antonio, here is your check. I don't like you, but you're not as bad as Athena" Karen says. "Thank you" He says.


"Well , I didn't even have to do the voiding! Athena is old news, bye sweetie!" says Tyra.


^Confessional - Richie

Who's the man? Just checkin.

END EPISODE

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EPISODE SIX

Confessional Richie: So my alliance is still in the majority... I can just sit back,relax,and be the king that I am...

Meanwhile

Deja wiggled her hips over to Richie's room.

Confessional Deja: I can't be on a sinking ship! I need to be here for Oprah Michelle, and Richie is the only way!

*Knock Knock Knock!* Deja knocked on Team Greatness's door...

"WHO DARES TO KNOCK ON THE DOOR OF THE GREAT?" said Richie.

"Ahem... It's um... Deja..." said Deja timidly.

"LET HER IN TIFFANY!" said Richie.

"GGRRRRRR YES SIR!" said Tiff as she let Deja in, but gave her a look of death and pounded her fist in her palm.

*GULP* Deja gulped in fear...

"Ummm.... Richie... I want to be another number in Team Greatness." said Deja.

"Didn't you give your loyalty to Shelly,Vee and the rest of them bitches?" said Richie.

"Yeah but did I follow through with it? NO! Because I voted for Karen..." said Deja.

"She did vote for me." said Karen.

"Hmmm... How do we not know you will betray us?" asked Richie.

"Give me a chance... I'll show you! I am actually a great addition to the Team because I am a great strategizer" said Deja...

"Plus I am doing this for her!" said Deja as she whipped out photos of Oprah Michelle.

"GASP" said Karen as she held her heart and got emotional.

"AWWW LET ME SEE" said Jackie.

SPOILER: Click to show

"She's an angel..." said Karen clutching her heart.

"Yes... She is the apple of my eye!" said Deja.

"Just so precious..." said Jackie.

"This is her on her first Halloween!" said Deja.

SPOILER: Click to show

"She looks just like her father." said Leigh rubbing her half weave.

"Yes she does..." said Deja agreeing.

"Okay Deja... I understand why you are here... You have a great reason to be here, and so does everyone else, but can I trust you?" said Richie.

"If I screw you over... Then I give Tiffany permission to beat my ass... I swear to you! Why would I screw over the most powerful alliance and put myself in the lime light" asked Deja.

"Hmmm we need to haze her!" said Jay.

"What does that mean??? Wait what?!" said Deja scared..

"Don't worry... The hazing won't take place YET!" said Richie...

On the other hand Shelly was watching from a far... She was pissed off.

Confessional Shelly: Deja is a fucking backstabbing slut! I am going to get that bitch!

"You should have never trusted her Vee" snapped Shelly.

"Why is she doing?" asked ee.

"She is fucking in cahoots with Team Greatness!" said Shelly.

"FUCK NO!" said Vee as she stormed in the room where Deja was.

"BITCH YOU WANNA BE A BACKSTABBER!? AFTER I FUCKING KEPT YOU!!! I OUGHTTA BEAT YOU ASS HOE!" snapped Vee as she slapped Deja in the face.

"AAAAHHH!!!" yelled Deja.

"GET OUTTA MY ROOM SLUT!" yelled Richie.

Shelly and Dani then grabbed pissed off Vee and held her back.

"NO! I WILL NEVER TRUST YOUR ASS AGAIN! NEVER WILL I EVER!!!!!" yelled pissed off Vee.

A few minutes passed by and The Bad Bitch alliance realized they were in shambles...


"What the hell are we going to do now??? We are totally outnumbered..." said Shelly.

"The only thing we can use is sex..." said Melissa.

"I mean we can sleep with Richie and Jay..." said Vee.

"What good will that do?" said Shelly.

"That can get us in cahoots with Richie and then that way we can smile in his face,suck his dick,and then we can pick you in the call out order Shelly!" said Melissa.

Confessional Shelly: I am sooo scared right now... I don't know what to do... I need to do damage control... I can't rely on Vee and Shelly having sex with Richie and Jay. I need BACK UP.

Shelly then walked up to Silas and pulled him aside.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!?" snapped Silas.

"LOOK I'M SORRY!" said Shelly as she embraced Silas and hugged him tightly...

Silas looked around in confusion

Jay then walked by and Shelly ran to him and embraced him too.

"I apologize for everything I ever did... I was just bitter and stupid! Please forgive me!" said Shelly as she hugged Jay.

Confessional Jay: A hug isn't going to make me trust Shelly... She has already screwed us over twice!

Meanwhile...

Brent was walking by and saw Shelly hugging Jay and Silas...

"WHAT THE FUCK!" said Brent out loud as he spotted Shelly kissing up to them...

"Shelly what the hell are you doing!?" snapped Brent.

"I'm done with you Brent... Sorry!" snapped Shelly.

"WOW... Fake fucking bitch!" snapped Brent.

"SHUT UP REPLACEMENT!!!" yelled Shelly.

"BITCH! FUCK YOU!" snapped Brent.

Silas and Jay began to chuckle...

Confessional Silas: These losers fighting and arguing is hysterical! They were just big and bad yesterday and now look at them... Ripping each other apart.

"SHUT UP REPLACEMENT!!!" yelled Shelly plugging her ears.

"I may be a replacement! But this replacement will out last you! Believe that!" snapped Brent.

NOMINEE ANNOUNCEMENTS!!!!!!!!" yelled Tyra.

SPOILER: Click to show

The Nominees ARE!

New york-Melissa
Hawaii-Antonio
Vegas-Dominic
Paris- Kookie
Vets- Deja

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"YAY!" shouts Dominic as he hears his name announced.

"HELL YEAH!!" Screams Antonio, as he begins to fist pump.

"lmao why are you cheering bro? You aint gonna get any votes..." says Michael.


Everyone affiliated with Team Greatness are all meeting in the living room to discuss their plan.

"I think I can prove myself!" says Deja. "Let me be it!"

"Nooo!" says Tiffany." Shes too new!"

"PLEASE" says Deja. "If anybody deserves a chance to prove themselves, I think it's me!" says Kookie.

^Confessional - Dominic

Hold up. I don't know what these other bitches think they doing, I am tight with Richie, I am higher up, and IM GONNA BE HBIC!


"You guys, I already previously promised Dominic. So it's his turn!" says Richie. "awww" whines Deja.

^Confessional - Richie

I didn't promise Dominic, but he's the one I trust the most of the 3 possibilities.

Dorian walks by the living room, and hangs his head in shame.

^Confessional - Dorian

I can't believe my own wife has joined another alliance, and didn't even feel the need to tell me about it?

-In the Bad Bitches Room-

"Well, we don't have Deja anymore!" whines Vee. "What happened to Dorian" asks Dani. "Im here" he says, walking in.

"Look, she didn't even tell me about that shit. I heard they are voting Dominic, and I don't even know that kid so I'll vote for you" Dorian says.

^Confessional - Dorian

I'd rather vote for someone who's kinda had my back, opposed to some bullshit follower gang.


"Okay, here we go. Vee, go work on the Tan boys, and I'll go do work on Brent." Melissa says. "KAY!" says Vee.

Vee begins sucking up to Antonio and Michael (literally), as Melissa approaches Brent.

"Brent, please vote for me!<3" Melissa asks. "Shelly is so fake! I saw her huggin up to Jay and Silas!" says Brent. "She was just trying to get on their good side silly willy." Says Melissa. "Just vote for me sweetie, I've had your back!" says Melissa.

"VOTING TIME!!!" yells Tyra.




^Confessional - Melissa

I really have tried my BEST to get HBIC today. I doubt it's gonna happen, but I'm hopeful.

^Confessional - Dominic

Get ready for Diamond to come out ! <3

SPOILER: Click to show

Step forward and announce your votes ladies and gentlemen!



Richie - Dominic
Leigh - Dominic
Jay - Dominic
Dominic - Dominic
Jackie - Dominic
Karen - Dominic
Tiffany - Dominic
Brent - Melissa
Melissa - Melissa
Dani - Melissa
Antonio - Melissa
Vee - Melissa
Michael - Melissa
Deja - Dominic
Dorian - Melissa
Kookie - Kookie
Shelly - Melissa
Silas - Dominic
Andrew - Dominic


It was a close matchup, but ultimately, DOMINIC you are the HBIC of HOUSE!


Now for the Call out Order! You start DomDom. Says Tyra.

"Richie!" says Dominic.
Leigh!
Jay!
Silas!
Karen!
Tiffany!
Jackie!
Andrew!
Kookie!

"Here we go again.. Who now?" asks Kookie.

"..We're trusting you, Deja." says Richie.

"Deja!" shouts Kookie.
Dorian! she says.

Dorian stops and pauses for a minute.. "um.. Melissa" he says.
Dani!
Shelly!
YAY GIRL YOU'RE SAFE, Vee!

"AWWW SHITTTTTTTT" says Antonio. "NOO! HOW ?! " says Brent, breaking down.

"Well there ya go! the bottom 3 is Brent, Antonio, and Michael, with Dominic as the HoH!" announces Tyra.

^Confessional - Dominic

-shakes flat chest-

[Admin]

Dominic diva walks into his van and the bottom 3 gets into their own.

^Confessional - Antonio

I'm in the bottom 3 again, this time the HBIC is a tranny. Not sure what to really do.. I'm kind of afraid of the thing.

The vans pull up to a local beach where they meet a local african surfer.

"Jumbo! My name is Tiki, and today you Real Worlders will be going parasailing!". "Awesome!" says Antonio. Michael grins, but Brent and Dominic are horrified.

^Confessional - Brent

I take ALOT of time and effort to get myself together every single morning, and it's not for me to come here and get wet and ruined!

^Confessional - Dominic

I'm a little afraid to go parasailing because I'm only 100 pounds, I don't wanna be blown away!

The boys strip down to their bathing suites, and Dominic can't help but stare.

"Oh... is it me or is just really hot outside?!" he says blowing air on himself.

^Confessional - Dominic

It's gonna be hard eliminating such delicious eye candy... all of these boys are gorgeous.

They four get into the boat and head off to sea. "I don't... feel so good" complains Brent. "What's wrong?" asks Dominic. "A little... sea... sick" he says as he throws up into the water.

"EW DISGUSTING" shrieks Dominic in terror.

"Ok so who's ready to go on? It's a four person sail" says Tiki. "I am!" says Michael and Antonio quickly. "I'll try it... am I safe?" asks Dominic. "Of course your safe!" says Tiki reassuringly.

"Brent will you join us?" asks Dominic. "I.. just don't know... I'm going to sit out." he says timidly. "Is that so?" Dominic diva glares him.

^Confessional - Dominic

This is my power outing HOW DARE YOU not participate in the event assigned to us?! Who does Brent think he is?

And with that, Dominic, Antonio, and Michael soar into the air.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" cheers Dominic. "OH MY GOD THIS IS SOO MUCH FUN" he wails. "FUCK YEAH BROOO" cheers Antonio. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEPAAAAAAAAAA" yells Michael.

Suddenly Dominic feels a tug at his rope. "Um what was that?!" he shrieks

^Confessional - Dominic

I'm having such a great time so far.. but suddenly.. my rope is acting kinda funny.. and have no idea WHAT is going on

"Ya'll wanna go faster!" shouts Tiki to the Real Worlders in the air. "YEAH YEAH" cheers Antonio and Michael unaware that Dominic is struggling to stay on the sail.

"Pleasee NO!!!" shrieks Dominic. "ALRIGHT FASTER!" yells Tiki, as he soars the boat into full speed.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP" screams Dominic as his vest latch SNAPS open and he is blown away into the wind

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he screams as he suffers a hard land into the water.

^Confessional - Antonio

So I'm up in the air having a great ole time and suddenly I look to my right, and Dominic just fell of the thing. If he dies, does that mean one of us still have to go home?

"oh my goodness!" cries Tiki as he turns around to save Dominic.

"Help me! HELP ME" he cries. Brent does nothing but stare as Dominic struggles to swim. "Grab this floater!" yells Tiki throwing a floater to Domdom.

Dominic grabs the floater and is pulled onto the boat, looking a mess. Eye lashes falling off, tracks missing to his weave, and his face busted.

Antonio and Michael are let down from the parasail, and the four pull up to the shore.

Dominic says nothing to the bottom 3

^Confessional - Dominic

I could have DIED and no one even cared!

The 4 sit together on the beach, and begin discussing who should stay and who should go.

"I don't even think any of you deserve a chance, but state your cases." says Dominic annoyed.

^Confessional - Michael

I need to do something to get myself out of this bottom... ASAP

"Dominic.. I think you and I have alot in common. We both.. preffer.. the finer things in life, we like to look good..." Brent is cut off

"Are you sure that's the only thing you guys have in common?" remarks Antonio. "Are you trying to call me a FAGGOT? SAYS THE MOTHER FUCKER WHO TANS?" yells back Brent. "I WILL END YOUR LIFE, BACK THE FUCK UP" says Antonio getting in Brent's face.

"I have no alliance, and I'm not gonna swear loyalty to Richie." says Michael. "I'll swear loyalty to YOU. What ever you want bro, you got it" says Michael.

"Why would you trust him, he's worked with the bad bitches!" snapped Brent. "So did you man. And I only worked with them because I had no choice" says Michael

"Yo your fake as fuck if thatt's the case I thought you were apart of the family!" snaps Antonio.

^Confessional - Antonio

I see now that Michael is fake. He's doing whatever he's gotta do to get by, and I aint feelin that.

Maria strolls in. "15 minutes with one person... hmmm... Antonio wanna play?"

Michael and Brent are dismissed.

"You seem to have alot to say, tell me who do you think I should eliminate tonight?" asks Dominic.

"Either one is fine by me. They're both fake, can't be trusted, and don't know what loyalty is." snaps Antonio. "Michael been in my alliance for a minute, and knew we was working together now thaty he's being questioned he wanna play dumb? FAKE. Brent, he hasn't been here long and he's already been trying to fuck with your alliance. ME I aint done shit to ya'll the only reason I'm in the bottom is because I aint got no one to pick me in the call out" he pleads.

^Confessional - Dominic

Antonio is talking my ear off, and all I can really focus on are his pecks... which I hope to touch some day.

"Well Anty boo I think that's enough for today, but if I save you, you owe me one mk?" says Dominic. "Aiight.. do the right thing." says Antonio

^Confessional - Antonio

I never knew I could talk my ass off when I'm backed into a wall.... hopefully Dominic keeps me.. because I aint going NO WHERE.

[S&M]

Confessional Brent: I can't go home... I just can't! I need to think of something and I need to think of something PRONTO!!!

Brent knocks on Richie's room door...

Richie opens it...

"Yo what the hell you want!?" snapped Richie.

"We gotta talk bro! Me,You,Jay,and Silas..." said Brent.

"AY JAY! SILAS! This loser wants to talk to us..." yelled Richie...

*All the men gathered around...*

"Make it quick!" said Jay.

"Look guys! I just wanna make you an offer..." said Brent.

Confessional Brent: I am a rat by nature, and Richie would be a fool if you turns this down...

"WHAT IS IT?" snapped Richie unenthusiastically...

"I am willing to pretend to be in with other alliances and pretend to hate you, and get dirt on the others..." said Brent.

"What other alliances... They are all basically joining us..." said Jay.

"NOPE! I heard everything... The Millionaires are gonna try to use their sex appeal to ease their way in with you... AND Melissa told me up front that Shelly was just kissing your ass to save her own." said Brent.

"Interesting...." said Richie grabbing his chin.

"I am willing to pretend to be with the Bad Bitches and tell you ALL OF THEIR PLANS!" said Brent.

"We can use him..." said Jay.

Confessional Richie: I can appreciate that Brent wants to be a rat, BUT I still don't trust his ass...

"Look dude... I appreciate your offer. Don't expect to get your check voided tonight!" said Richie.

"THANKS!" said Brent...

Brent walked away smiling from ear to ear...

LATER ON THAT NIGHT...

"ELIMINATION TIME!!!" yelled Tyra.

Dominic walked down looking fierce with a hairstyle that Leigh gave him...



"OKAY BOYS... You are all fucking sexy and I want you to all be in my bed, but unfortunately one of you must go... Please plead your cases one last time... but before you do... I wanna call up my papi chulo to do the voiding because he is the boss! COME ON UP MY FUTURE ADOPTED BABY'S DADDY!!! RICHIE!!!" said Dominic.

"All right Brent... You made some good points... Anything else you wanna say before I give you your check tonight..."asked Richie

"WHAT THE FUCK!!?" yelled Antonio.

"No I fucking hate you!" said Brent pretending to hate Richie to not blow his rat cover...

"Wait if he hates you then why is he getting his check?" said Mike.

"COME ON UP AND GET YO CHECK BRENT!!!" said Richie."All right... Fucking asshole" said Brent.

*everyone looked around confused.*



Richie then stamped the check void.

"Okay here's your check!" said Richie.

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!? YOU SAID NOT TO EXPECT MY CHECK TO BE VOIDED!!! I THOUGHT YOUR WORD WAS YOUR BOND!" snapped Brent.


"Yeah... I didn't want you to expect it because wanted you to be surprised... SURPRISE!!!" laughed Richie.


"FUCK YOU MAN! YOU LOST A GOOD DEAL!" snapped Brent.

"Sorry... Can't trust you man..." said Richie.

Brent stormed out the house in a rage...

"Okay... Elims are over... Come get your checks Mike and Antonio" said Tyra standing holding the checks.




"NAH IT AIN'T OVER TYRA!!!" snapped Richie...

*Everyone jumped.*


"LOOK YOU FUCKING FILTHY CUNTS! IF YOU DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON WHEN BRENT WAS ACTING, IT WAS BECAUSE BRENT TOLD ME YOUR FUCKING PLANS ON TRYNA USE YOUR SEXUALITY ON ME, IN ORDER TO GET IN MY CREW AND PICK SHELLY... I JUST WANNA TELL YOU WHORES, THAT IT AIN'T FUCKING HAPPENING! ALL YOU BITCHES IS ON MY SHIT LIST! AND SHELLY YOU ARE DONE YOU STUPID WENDYS LOOKIN SMUT! YOU HAVE PROVED YOUR FAKENESS FOR THE FINAL TIME!!! YOU WILL NEVER JOIN OUR ALLIANCE, YOU WILL NEVER GET CLOSE TO MY ALLIANCE, AND NO AMOUNT OF STD FILLED PUSSY IS GONNA MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND!!! DANI,VEE,MELISSA,AND SHELLY YOUS ARE ALL ON MY SHIT LIST!" yelled Richie red in the face with veins popping out his neck...

The Bad bitches clutched their hearts in horror.

Richie took a breath... Fixed his suit... and then said "Okay Tyra... Now you can tell them niggas to get their checks!"

"You heard the man... Get your checks!" said Tyra.

"HAHA! EGG IN YOUR FACE SMUTS!" laughed Leigh.

"UGLY BITCH!" snapped Tiffany at Shelly...


Team Greatness then all starred deep into the Bad Bitches souls with a mean stare and then all walked off...


Mike and Antonio looked at each other as if they were thinking...

"Thank God we are floaters dude!"

Confessional Richie: Thanks Brent for the dirt and juice on those smuts, but I used you and abused you! PEACE OUT SUCKA!!!

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