THE ULTIMATE I LOVE MONEY FANTASY SERIES

[lanet123]

I Love Money 5: THE PIT
Episode 2:
Loving and Fighting what can go wrong?
Girls:
Ailea(BGC3)
AmberM(BGC3)
Natalie(BGC4)
Jennavecia(BGC2)
Snooki(Jersey Shore)
JWow(Jersey Shore)
Tonya(RealWorldChicago)
Ayiiia(RealWorldCancun)
Katie(RoadRulesTheQuest)
Jenn(RealWorldDenver)
Ashley(ROLB)
Farrah(ROLB)
Lacey(ROL)
Pumpkin(FOL)
Bootz(FOL2)
Cocktail(FTLORJ)
Show Me(RCOL2)
Guys:
12-Pack(DOL/ILNY)
Flex(DOL)
Flipper(DOL)
Buddha(ILNY2)
Mr. Wise(ILNY2)
Punisher(MWAM)
Evan(FreshMeat)
Kenny(FreshMeat)
Johnny(KeyWest)
Wes(RealWorldAustin)
CT(RealWorldParis) Charm(ToolAcademy2)
Landon(RealWorldPhilly)
Brad(RealWorldSanDiego)
Ryan(FreshMeat)
Ronnie(Jersey Shore)Shawn(ToolAcademy)
Pauly D(Jersey Shore)
Vinny(Jersey Shore)

The Game: This game consists of 20 challenges including the final challenge. The cast members will be on with a team mate for half of the challenge. And by themself for the rest of the challenge. And each week 2 teams will be put in what's called The Pit. And they challenge their strength and mind in The Pit. How to be safe from The Pit is to win challenges. And the winner of a challenge will pick one team that they want to save. And the team that is saved will pick the team they want to save and so on.... And the team not chosen will choose what team they want to go against. And if one person wins on one team and another wins on the other team the two people who were sent home will go home and the two winners will become a team. The winner of every challenge is safe from The Pit and And the ulitimate prize is 500,000 Dollars.
So as these 34 crazy people come to live in beautiful Mexico for the next Month and a half. Fights already erupt as Natalie and Jwow start yelling at each other. And on the other bus it's a different story, as all the guys are friending everybody. And as they reach the house everyone runs out as they see Craig J. Jackson standing infront of the house. He welcomes them to I Love Money 5. And now the teams are made... Craig announces teams are already made. And the teams are below.
Buddha(ILNY2) and Natalie(BGC4)
Mr. Wise(ILNY2) and Bootz(FOL2)
Landon(RW:Philly) and Amber M.(BGC3)
Ronnie(JS)Shawn(TA) and Katie(RR:The Quest)
Flipper(DOL) and Snooki(JS)
Pauly D(JS) and Ashley(ROLB)
CT(RW:Paris) Charm(TA2) and Jennavecia(BGC2)
Punisher(MWAM) and Cocktail(BGC1/FTLORJ)
Brad(RW:San Diego) and Pumpkin(FOL)
Vinny(JS) and Show Me(RCOL2)
12 Pack(DOL/ILNY) and Farrah(ROLB)
Wes(RW:Austin) and Ayiiia(RW:Cancun)
Flex(DOL) and JWow(JS)
Johnny(RW:KeyWest) and Ailea(BGC3)
Evan(FreshMeat) and Lacey(ROL)
Ryan(FreshMeat) and Jenn(RW:Denver)
Kenny(FreshMeat) and Tonya(RW:Chicago)

So as in Previous episode 1. Natalie and Bootz started fighting after Bootz did not vote for Natalie and Buddha to stay. And Evan and Lacey have gone into The Pit against Bootz and Mr. Wise and didn't come back. Also Katie and Snooki went at it after an argument with Jwow. So the questions now are. Is the J,E,K alliance done? Will someone be sent home for fighting? Will anyone hookup? This is all to see on I Love Money 5 Episode 2.
"Yeah whatever if we go in The Pit I'll send your fat-ass home bitch." Natalie yells.
Bootz throws a drink a Natalie charges at her and pushes her to the ground.
"What bitch? What? Yeah you'll be talking some shit then but now when I can beat your ass you ain't saying shit!" Bootz says.
"It's called a cheap shot hoe!"
"And you cheap shot my ass I still come back and beat your ass!"
Natalies and Bootz start getting in each others face until production pulls them apart.
"Yeah bitch I'm in charge now!" Bootz yells.
So the next morning is a new day and no challenge today. And what could happen besides...... Another girl fight! As Natalie and Jennavecia are sitting outside they're talking about all the girls in the house. "Yeah like Ailea I can like tell she likes Johnny. But she can never get with him he likes blondes skinny blondes. Not fat brunettes." Jennavecia says. And then Natalie does her horse laugh. And Ailea was sitting there listening the whole time. "You know what if you want to talk shit talk shit to my face bitch because I will beat your ass." Ailea says while pouring a drink on Jennavecia. Jennavecia then throws a wine glass at Ailea missing but almost hitting her. But in a light note Ashley says she is still with her ex Charles and that she and him are doing good so far but she thinks her partner Pauly D is sexy as hell. But just then Ashley gets a call from Charles. "Hey baby I just want to let you know that.... Uhm... An incident happened with me and this girl and it went all the way." Ashley starts crying and says she doesn't know if it's going to work out. So I guess they broke up. So Ashley goes and sort of cries in a corner and then her partner in crime Farrah comes over. And says, "Fuck him if he doesn't appericate you that's his problem look you're here with 16 sexy guys are you gonna sit here and cry over one? Screw him let's have some fun!" So Ashley and Farrah start the drinks. And Pauly D and Vinny come and drink with them. And then the whole house does. And they get some music on. Now its a party. Vinny, Pauly D, Snooks, Jwow all doing the fist pump. And Flex and Brad think they're crazy! So While the Jersey Shore cast show Ashley, Farrah, 12 Pack, and Kenny the fist pump, More drama with Bootz and Natalie. Natalie is venting her anger by talking to Jennavecia while Bootz vents her anger to Ailea.
"All I know is that bitch better shut her mouth because I need this money I have two kids to take care of do you think I'm here for this bitch? Well she better shut her mouth she says she has sugar daddies then give this money to someone who needs it. Cheap ass hoe." While Natalie says, "The only reason I don't put hand on that girl is because I wanna win this money and at the reunion shove it in her face show her what she's didn't win. This contract says I can't lay hands on her well I'm going to do everything to push the limits of that contract make her hit me then she's out." So while all that drama is going on Ashley, Pauly D, Farrah, and Jwow are in the hot tub. All drunk besides Pauly D really. And Ashley mumbles something then makes out with Farrah. Then she sloppily makes her way over to Pauly D and she starts making out with him. Everyone is in shock. And Laughing. Then while Ashley is trying to get out of the hot tub she slips and falls over. So Pauly D picks her up and lays her in her bed and she tells him to stay. And then the camera goes off them so I guess they hooked up! So while one hook up already going on another one is on the way. You guys might have forgotten Show Me but maybe thats because she has been sleeping with Vinny! And Show Me and Vinny start hard core making out with Snooki feeling left out because all of her Jersey Shore cast mates are getting action.(With the exception of Jwow she has a BF at home.) So Snooki decides to pull a prank with Flipper they get some old rotten food in the fridge and put it under Charm's bed. Because the day before Charm was saying how he always stays fresh. Not anymore. This is similar to what prank Mike pulled on JS. So As night gets later and later Tonya gets drunk again. And fights with Pumpkin again. Tonya was saying it's true Pumpkin has saggy boobs to Kenny and Johnny. And Pumpkin comes in and yells, "You dumb bitch I was standing right there you dumb drunk ass!" As Pumpkin walks away all Tonya says is, "Stupid." And Pumpkin comes in and throws Tonya's bag at her. "Hey, Hey, Hey!" Everyone screams while holding Pumpkin back while Tonya continues to yell at her. So as the little fight ends another hook up begins. This time between Landon and Amber M. But they just make out in a little fun game of Truth or Dare. And while everyone goes to sleep AmberM. goes into the bed for some alone time with Landon.
So the next day is a challenge called Beach Brawl. Craig announces that Beach Brawl Players had to wrestle their opponents out of a ring. So here is the order for the teams against who they went against. The winner is underlined.
Natalie/Buddha
Vs.
AmberM./Landon
Punisher/Cocktail
vs.
Brad/Pumpkin
PaulyD/Ashley
vs.
Farrah/12 Pack
Mr.Wise/Bootz
vs.
Flipper/Snooki
Vinny/Show Me
vs.
Kenny/Tonya
Wes/Ayiiia
vs.
Jenn/Ryan
Johnny/Ailea
Vs.
Flex/Jwow
Jennavecia/Charm
vs.
Katie/Shawn

Semi-Semi-Finals
Katie/Shawn
vs.
Johnny/Ailea
Wes/Ayiiia
Vs.
Kenny/Tonya
Mr. Wise/Bootz
vs.
PaulyD/Ashley
Punisher/Cocktail
vs.
AmberM./Landon


Semi-Finals!
Landon/AmberM.
vs.
PaulyD/Ashley
Katie/Shawn
vs.
Kenny/Tonya
Finals
Kenny/Tonya-Winners
vs.
Landon/AmberM.
What happened was Natalie threw the challenge on accident. She said. And Kenny/Tonya said they had to win or else they would go into The Pit. Landon/AmberM. almost won but couldn't because Kenny was a monster out there. So now that Kenny/Tonya already knew who they wanted to save they did the voting right there at the challenge.
Kenny/Tonya; Johnny/Ailea; Mr. Wise/Bootz; Cocktail/Punisher; Brad/Pumpkin; Jenn/Ryan; Natalie/Buddha; Jennavecia/Charm; Jwow/Flex; Vinny/Show Me; Pauly D/Ashley;
So Pauly D had the hard choice of saving Farrah Ashley's best friend or Snooki his best friend and part of his alliance. But so is Farrah.
PaulyD/Ashley; Farrah/12Pack;
Snooki was pissed giving Pauly the finger the whole time the voting went on.
Farrah/12Pack; Wes/Ayiiia; Katie/Shawn
So Snooki and Flipper are in The Pit. And Snooki chooses someone she thinks she could beat but not someone Flipper can beat.
So it's..........
Snooki/Flipper vs. Katie/Shawn
in The Pit.
But back at home she gives Pauly Hell about not choosing her. And he says it's okay if it's another puzzle that Jwow, Wes, Pauly and everyone will help Snooki out.
"But what if it's physical?"
"Then I'll tell you what to do how to hit. And that's only half a chance it will be physical!"
THE PIT:
So the pit challenge today is called Push Me: This challenge features a pole several yards long, fixed to the ground in the center. A flag is attached by a carabiner to the ground a few yards in front of the pole. Players stand on opposite ends of the pole on the side away from the flag. Each player pushes the pole toward the flag; since the pole is fixed in the center, the players are pushing against each other. They must unclip the flag from the ground (and not merely rip it off the carabiner holding it) to win. First player to do this 3 times wins.
Flipper Vs. Shawn
So as Craig blows the horn. And Shawn goes after it like a monster. He hooked the flag immediately. One point Shawn. Craig blows the horn again. Shawn tears after it like a monster. Then Shawn fell back. Just as it looks like Flipper might have a chance...... Shawn comes back and wins. And just as they are about to air the horn again Flipper announces he quits. Everyone tells him he still has a chance he could send Shawn home. But he just gives them the finger. "Fuck you guys I didn't get sent home I left on purpose. Fuck you guys too much drama in this house and I'm Done! I could have won this challenge but no I'm done." "For Flipper to coward out was understandable I mean he had no chance against me I mean come on!" Shawn says.
Snooki Vs. Katie
As you know these two have clashed earlier before. With Snooki spitting at Katie and Katie slapping her. But this is for who stays and who goes this time. "Okay you guys on your mark get ready go!" And as these two run after the flag episode ends. ~Episode done~

SPOILER: Click to show

Episode 3 will be phenomenal as 2 people will be sent home for fighting and will there be two new replacements? Will someone quit again? All to see Monday.

[Admin]

LOL@FLIPPER.

omg snookie and katie are both fat , neither fo them have a fair shot.

[Andrew]

katie is fat? and landon is married...why is he making out with amber? plus he seems kinda gay. anyway i just actually started reading this today bc when i saw the title i thought it was just like your "fantasy cast wish" i didnt know it was a story. freakin awesome. great cast and lots of drama! keep it up dude!

[lanet123]

I Love Money 5: THE PIT

Episode 3:

Fights Fights and More Fights
Special Episode this and the premiere are/were An hour and a half.

Girls:
Ailea(BGC3)
AmberM(BGC3)
Natalie(BGC4)
Jennavecia(BGC2)
Snooki(Jersey Shore)
JWow(Jersey Shore)
Tonya(RealWorldChicago)
Ayiiia(RealWorldCancun)
Katie(RoadRulesTheQuest)
Jenn(RealWorldDenver)
Ashley(ROLB)
Farrah(ROLB)
Lacey(ROL)
Pumpkin(FOL)
Bootz(FOL2)
Cocktail(FTLORJ)
Show Me(RCOL2)
Guys:
12-Pack(DOL/ILNY)
Flex(DOL)
Flipper(DOL)
Buddha(ILNY2)
Mr. Wise(ILNY2)
Punisher(MWAM)
Evan(FreshMeat)
Kenny(FreshMeat)
Johnny(KeyWest)
Wes(RealWorldAustin)
CT(RealWorldParis)Charm(ToolAcademy2)
Landon(RealWorldPhilly)
Brad(RealWorldSanDiego)
Ryan(FreshMeat)
Ronnie(Jersey Shore)Shawn(ToolAcademy)
Pauly D(Jersey Shore)
Vinny(Jersey Shore)

The Game: This game consists of 20 challenges including the final challenge. The cast members will be on with a team mate for half of the challenge. And by themself for the rest of the challenge. And each week 2 teams will be put in what's called The Pit. And they challenge their strength and mind in The Pit. How to be safe from The Pit is to win challenges. And the winner of a challenge will pick one team that they want to save. And the team that is saved will pick the team they want to save and so on.... And the team not chosen will choose what team they want to go against. And if one person wins on one team and another wins on the other team the two people who were sent home will go home and the two winners will become a team. The winner of every challenge is safe from The Pit and And the ulitimate prize is 500,000 Dollars.

So as these 34 crazy people come to live in beautiful Mexico for the next Month and a half. Fights already erupt as Natalie and Jwow start yelling at each other. And on the other bus it's a different story, as all the guys are friending everybody. And as they reach the house everyone runs out as they see Craig J. Jackson standing infront of the house. He welcomes them to I Love Money 5. And now the teams are made... Craig announces teams are already made. And the teams are below.

Buddha(ILNY2) and Natalie(BGC4)
Mr. Wise(ILNY2) and Bootz(FOL2)
Landon(RW:Philly) and Amber M.(BGC3)
Ronnie(JS)Shawn(TA) and Katie(RR:The Quest)
Flipper(DOL) and Snooki(JS)
Pauly D(JS) and Ashley(ROLB)
CT(RW:Paris) Charm(TA2) and Jennavecia(BGC2)
Punisher(MWAM) and Cocktail(BGC1/FTLORJ)
Brad(RW:San Diego) and Pumpkin(FOL)
Vinny(JS) and Show Me(RCOL2)
12 Pack(DOL/ILNY) and Farrah(ROLB)
Wes(RW:Austin) and Ayiiia(RW:Cancun)
Flex(DOL) and JWow(JS)
Johnny(RW:KeyWest) and Ailea(BGC3)
Evan(FreshMeat) and Lacey(ROL)
Ryan(FreshMeat) and Jenn(RW:Denver)
Kenny(FreshMeat) and Tonya(RW:Chicago)

So as in Previous episode 2. Katie and Snooki went at it with Katie ending up slapping Snooki because a angered Snooki spat at Katie. And Pauly D had to choose against Ashley's best friend or fellow Jersye Shore castmate Snooki. And he choose Ashley's Best friend Farrah. Leaving Snooki and Flipper in The Pit and they choose Katie and Shawn to go against. In The Pit Shawn was demolishing Flipper until just as the horn was about to air Flipper quits. While Ailea and Jennavecia butted heads it lead to a near fight. Also with Evan gone in the JEK alliance anyone else gone would kill their alliance, and with a win for Kenny in the last challenge he thinks he won't be in The Pit for a while. But it's anyone's game in what may be the hardest challenge ever on Reality Tv tonight on Episode 3 of I love Money 5.

"Come on Snooks you can do it!"

"Come Snickers!"

Pauly D and Jwow yell.

"So the challenge today is called Push Me: This challenge features a pole several yards long, fixed to the ground in the center. A flag is attached by a carabiner to the ground a few yards in front of the pole. Players stand on opposite ends of the pole on the side away from the flag. Each player pushes the pole toward the flag; since the pole is fixed in the center, the players are pushing against each other. They must unclip the flag from the ground (and not merely rip it off the carabiner holding it) to win. First player to do this 3 times wins." Snooki says.

Beep!

As the horn goes Katie and Snooki fight as hard as they can to get the flag. And Snooki tries and fight for it but Katie breaks through and pushes Snooks. And Katie got a point. And the horn beeps again and As these two struggle and struggle. Snooks comes through and grabs the flag and attaches it to the carabiner. A point for Snooki. Horn beeps again. Snooki and Katie are fighting and fighting for position and everyone is quiet and then Snooki grabs the flag! 2 Points for Snooki! And then Katie is furious and as the horn goes she pushes and pushes and pushes and gets another flag. 2 to 2. Next point will win The Pit and will be safe and be that much closer to half a mill. As the horn goes Snooks get pushed back and back and surely enough Katie is inches away from getting the flag. But Snooki holds on and pushes and pushes and as Katie thinks she is close enough to reach the flag Snooki pushes and knocks Katie off balance and Snooki goes and gets the flag! SNOOKI WON! As everyone goes and cheers surprisingly Katie goes over and hugs Snooki yelling, "She may be a drunk. A Dumb ass. But she's stronger than you think!" And as Katie announces this is her final challenge, we remember her days against Veronica and fighting everyone. We'll miss you Katie! And then Craig Announces that Katie will now be partners with Shawn.

So as everyone goes back to the house they go to sleep. And a couple (Jennavecia, Ailea, Pauly D, Jwow, Vinny, and Show Me) Stay up to celebrate Snooki's win. And as the drinks start going so does the sanity. As Jennavecia says, "It's funny that Ailea is skinny but looks fat!"

"You know what you go over there go to sleep you trashy bitch." Ailea replies. And Show Me steps in for whatever reason and yells, "Dumb bitch I'll fuck you up!" And Ailea pushes Show Me and Vinny holds Show Me knowing she is going to punch her. And then Show Me throws a drink at Ailea. While Ailea then goes and tries to swing at Show Me. With seeing that Jennavecia shoves Ailea. And Ailea grabs Jennavecia's hair and pulls on it. And then Jennavecia grabs Ailea's hair and slaps her on the face. And Ailea swings at her and hits Jennavecia on the side of the head. Jennavecia punches Ailea in the face and Ailea then grabs Jennavecia's hair again and knees her in the face. And then production comes in to break it up. But still Ailea is going at it and manages to get some of Jennavecia's hair. And holds on to her hair until Production plied Alieas hands out of Jennavecias hair. As they are escorted out without packing or anything everyone else packs their stuff and Jennavecia and Ailea are sent home.

When everyone wakes up they hear the news about Ailea's and Jennavecia's fight they are sort of shocked but not really they could see them getting at it and Ailea was at her breaking point. And as Craig comes in and announces that Jennavecia and Ailea have been sent home.

"Okay as everyone already knows Aliea and Jennavecia have been disqualified. And this leaves Charm and Johnny without a partner-" As Craig is talking there is a loud knock. And as Everyone runs to open the door.................................................................................................

Sammi SweetHeart from Jersey Shore

&

Portia from The Bad Girls Season 4

"Oh hell no!" Natalie screams.

"Fuck yeah!" Pauly D shouts.

"Portia will be Charm's team mate and Sammi will be Johnny's." Craig says.

"No way nu huh no way this bitch is going to be here. There's no there's no way. She may have gotten a couple of cheap shots on me but if she goes after me again square up I'll get you Portia."

As Portia walks by Natalie she flips her hair into Natalie's face and Natalie just rolls her eyes.
"I'm back! I haven't been on tv in a while so I want to make my stay here long. And I'm not going to let some bitch like Natalie stir me up again unless it's about my daughter it will go down. But anyways I'm just looking for a good time." Portia says in her confessional.

"Hey guys it's Sammi SweetHeart from Jersey Shore and me and Ronnie have broken up on the reunion. But we are back together so I'm not looking for any guys here I'm just looking to make some cash. I hope there is a Jersey Shore alliance because I don't want to be alone." Sammi says in her confessional.

So everyone comes and greets Sammi and Portia except Natalie. She didn't greet either of them and just walked to be by herself. As Sammi goes to Pauly D and Jwow she asks, "So is there like a Jersey Shore alliance? Because I really don't want to be on my own."

"You know it seemed like she wanted us to kind of just be her ride to the end already and it's not gonan be that way." Pauly said in confessional.

"Uhhh I guess there is but you're going to have to bust your ass too." Pauly told Sammi.

So there is a challenge today and everybody gets ready and heads out. But as everyone gets into the car Kenny makes a comment about how Johanna was good in bed.
"I thought we were over this Kenny. Well get ready to put your money where your mouth is and man up." Wes says in a confessional.
Wes runs into the car and grabs Kenny's shirt and pushes him as Ayiiia grabs Wes and tries to pull him back.As producers come in as Wes is trying to throw a punch at Kenny. As Kenny get teary eyed Johnny comforts him and Kenny says, "Shit. Why couldn't Evan be here!?" And Wes vents to Ayiiia, "I'm done with her why did I let him upset me like that!? UGH!"

So as everyone gets out and goes to Craig at the Challenge .
Craig says, "Today's challenge is Pick Me Up. Each cast mate will be holding their others weight since it looks like guys are all heavier the girls will have a day off today. Girls will be suspended over onto a little piece of wood over a 25 foot drop into the water. Guys will hold on to a rope that keeps their partner up. So whatever teams have the longest time will be the winner."
So the first team up was Pauly D and Ashley who did okay. Then was Kenny and Tonya who also did okay and the order after Kenny and Tonya went like this.
Portia and Charm then Natalie and Buddha
Mr. Wise and Bootz then Jwow and Flex
Farrah and 12 Pack then Shawn and Snooki
Brad and Pumpkin then AmberM. and Landon
Ryan and Jenn then Johnny and Sammi
Wes and Ayiiia then Vinny and Show Me
last Cocktail and Punisher
And everyone butt Jenn and Ryan had a moderete chance even Natalie and Buddha who usually Natalie would blow it for them but this time it was up to Buddha. And Ryan and Jenn didn't have a chance because Ryan isn't strong not saying Jenn is Fat just saying he is not strong. But here is the time that they held each other up..

Pauly D and Ashley-15:09
Kenny and Tonya-13:57
Portia and Charm-14:42
Natalie and Buddha-16:08
Mr. Wise and Bootz-11:34
Jwow and Flex-16:05
Farrah and 12 Pack-14:02
Shawn and Snooki-16:11
Brad and Pumpkin-15:16
AmberM. and Landon-17:34
Ryan and Jenn-8:09
Johnny and Sammi-13:56
Vinny and Show Me-17:22
Wes and Ayiiia-17:59-Winner!
Cocktail and Punisher-17:21

So Wes and Ayiia are safe from elimination and choose who to save and they delibrate to make sure whoever they choose Kenny or Johnny will be in The Pit. Even though Wes is in the 'Jersey Shore Alliance' He think if he picks them first that they'll choose Johnny because he is now on a team with Sammi and he will choose Kenny. So as they get voting ready they choose.............
the team who came in second....
Landon and AmberM.; Ryan & Jenn; Brad & Pumpkin; Portia & Charm; Mr. Wise & Bootz;
And with a shock of things Mr. Wise doesn't give Bootz any time to talk and chooses.
Natalie and Buddha; Cocktail and Punisher; Vinny & Show Me; Pauly D & Ashley; Farrah & 12 Pack; Snooki & Shawn; Jwow & Flex; Johnny & Sammi Leaving Kenny and Tonya in The Pit.

Craig also asks who will Kenny take in? Anyone besides who he had gotten into a fight with (Wes). After 5 minutes of talking over with Tonya she can't think of anyone so Craig also says, "Unlike everyother Pit tomorrow will be in the morning at 8 a.m. Sharp. Don't show up your eliminated will you tell me who you want to go into The Pit tomorrow?"
"Yeah that sounds good."

So later that night everyone goes to Kenny and Tonya and tells them why they shouldn't go in. And Cocktail tells Kenny, "If anyone goes in it should be Jwow I mean look at her she's a slut and she is no use and Flex he's not very smart and you're stronger and if it is a puzzle me and Punisher will help you 100%." After Tonya hearing this she decides to tell Jwow because if someone was talking shit about her she would want to know.

"She was saying oh yeah Jwow should go in she's a slut!" Tonya told Jwow.
"Really? Oh man that bitch is going to get it I didn't do anything to that
plain ho why is she goin after me?" Jwow replies.

So Jwow approaches Cocktail and asks if she said that.
"Yeah I think you are a slut! Deal with it!"Cocktail Says.
"You dumb bitch fuck you I ain't do nothing to you. Nothing."Jwow says.
Jwow then pours a drink on Cocktail and then Cocktail stand up and throws a
Beer can in Jwow's face Jwow charges at Cocktail and back hands her across
the face. With seeing this Vinny and Pauly D pull Jwow away. With seeing this
Cocktail says she needs to go home she hit her and she needs to go!
Production brings the whole house together and get the details and the house is allowed to vote on who stays.
So Jwow says before they begin.
"Look I have no more money I spent all my money on clothes and my new house if I.." She can't finish it and walks out and starts packing her stuff. While crying. So the house votes and here is what they say.
Brad-Yes hitting is never allowed
Pumpkin-No Cocktail threw a drink in her face asking for it
Portia-No Im going with Pumpkin
Charm-No Going with Portia and Pumpkin
PaulyD-No
Snooki-No
Sammi-Yes Hitting is a no no (PaulyD and Snooki are shocked!)
Vinny-No
Punisher-Yes
Wes-No
Ayiiia-No
Shawn-Yes
Amber-Yes
Landon-Yes
Ryan-Yes
Jenn-Yes
Show Me-No
Ashley-No
Farrah-No
12Pack-Yes
Natalie-No
Buddha-Yes
Flex-No
Kenny-No Cocktail was talking about her to me
Tonya-No
Johnny-Yes
Mr. Wise-Yes
Bootz-No it wasn't even really a hit she should have done worse.

Ultimately it is Cocktail's decision but she had 16 no's against her she didn't want 16 people against her she decides to keep Jwow and put her in The Pit everytime.
So as Jwow comes back Craig makes them hug and Cocktail says in her confessional. "Get this stanky bitch off of me."
So as everyone goes to bed early they wake up early tomorrow.

THE PIT:

As Kenny and Tonya walk into The Pit. He decided who he wanted in The Pit. And Tonya didn't want to go against this team. And he said he thought about Jenn and Ryan but they are smarter than him and Tonya if it is a Smart challenge. He thought about Cocktail for what happened last night but he doesn't think he could win against Punisher peroid. So he choose a team that is not very smart and isn't the most physical. 12 Pack and Farrah.

As they go down Craig announces today's Pit is called Shoots and Ladders: Building ladder with bamboo poles in front of them. Once their ladder is 100% percent, they race to the top and hit their gong. The first person to do so wins. (as seen on The Ruins)


THE PIT
Farrah vs. Tonya

So as Tonya and Farrah get ready to go at it. Craig says 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, go! And they went at it and Tonya seemed in the lead and she was running and did everything she could and Farrah went pretty slow like she didn't want to be there. And as Tonya started going up the ladder they fall down. And Farrah gets excited and builds her faster and then Farrah and Tonya are now neck to neck. Then you hear a horn blow and Farrah wins. As everyone goes and comforts Tonya because she yells, "I'm done with these challenges!"
And she leaves. We'll Miss you Tonya.

12 Pack vs. Kenny

As the horn goes these two go at it 12 Pack has a good chance. And 12 Pack startes building it and building it. And Kenny startes building it and building it. And they start climbing at the same time. And it is now just a game of speed. And then Kenny barely rings it. 12 Pack is eliminated.

As everyone says goodbye to Tonya and 12 Pack Cocktail is fuming saying she wished she would have gotten rid of Jwow. And she says in her confessional, "Jwow don't think this is the end of it. I'm going to get you in The Pit. Every. Single. Time.
~Episode ends~


Preview of Episode 4 below

SPOILER: Click to show

Now that Farrah and Kenny are team mates will she change Ashley to the JEK alliance? As Jwow hears about Sammi voting Jwow to leave she gets pissed. Now the house is divided into the JEK alliance and the Jersey Shore Alliance Flex is pissed at Johnny for some reason and runs to Johnny and then the preview ends. All to come in Episode 4 of I Love Money5

[Admin]

omg lol@cocktail being the hbic. But wtf, this is a wild fucking season o______________O.

I'm going to make this a sticky lol.

[lanet123]

Jan 27, 2010 2:06:08 GMT -5 Admin said:

omg lol@cocktail being the hbic. But wtf, this is a wild fucking season o______________O.

I'm going to make this a sticky lol.

Lol Im trying to branch out give everybody some Tv time. Trying to make a different HBIC each time

[lanet123]

[glow=green,2,300]I Love Money 5: THE PIT[/glow]

Episode 4:

Lies and Deceit Plus Defeat

Girls:
[b]Ailea[/b](BGC3)[/s]Sammi(JS)
AmberM(BGC3)
Natalie(BGC4)
Jennavecia(BGC2/ToolAcademy3)Portia(BGC4)
Snooki(Jersey Shore)
JWow(Jersey Shore)
Tonya(RealWorldChicago)
Ayiiia(RealWorldCancun)
Katie(RoadRulesTheQuest)
Jenn(RealWorldDenver)
Ashley(ROLB)
Farrah(ROLB)
Lacey(ROL)
Pumpkin(FOL)
Bootz(FOL2)
Cocktail(FTLORJ)
Show Me(RCOL2)
Guys:
12-Pack(DOL/ILNY)
Flex(DOL)
Flipper(DOL)
Buddha(ILNY2)
Mr. Wise(ILNY2)
Punisher(MWAM)
Evan(FreshMeat)
Kenny(FreshMeat)
Johnny(KeyWest)
Wes(RealWorldAustin)
CT(RealWorldParis) Charm(ToolAcademy2)
Landon(RealWorldPhilly)
Brad(RealWorldSanDiego)
Ryan(FreshMeat)
Ronnie(Jersey Shore)Shawn(ToolAcademy)
Pauly D(Jersey Shore)
Vinny(Jersey Shore)

The Game: This game consists of 20 challenges including the final challenge. The cast members will be on with a team mate for half of the challenge. And by themself for the rest of the challenge. And each week 2 teams will be put in what's called The Pit. And they challenge their strength and mind in The Pit. How to be safe from The Pit is to win challenges. And the winner of a challenge will pick one team that they want to save. And the team that is saved will pick the team they want to save and so on.... And the team not chosen will choose what team they want to go against. And if one person wins on one team and another wins on the other team the two people who were sent home will go home and the two winners will become a team. The winner of every challenge is safe from The Pit and And the ulitimate prize is 500,000 Dollars.

So as these 34 crazy people come to live in beautiful Mexico for the next Month and a half. Fights already erupt as Natalie and Jwow start yelling at each other. And on the other bus it's a different story, as all the guys are friending everybody. And as they reach the house everyone runs out as they see Craig J. Jackson standing infront of the house. He welcomes them to I Love Money 5. And now the teams are made... Craig announces teams are already made. And the teams are below.

Buddha(ILNY2) and Natalie(BGC4)

Mr. Wise(ILNY2) and Bootz(FOL2)

Landon(RW:Philly) and Amber M.(BGC3)

Ronnie(JS)Flipper(DOL) and Katie(RR:The Quest)

Shawn(TA) and Snooki(JS)

Pauly D(JS) and Ashley(ROLB)

CT(RW:Paris) Charm(TA2) and Portia(BGC4)

Punisher(MWAM) and Cocktail(BGC1/FTLORJ)

Brad(RW:San Diego) and Pumpkin(FOL)

Vinny(JS) and Show Me(RCOL2)

12 Pack(DOL/ILNY) and Tonya(RealWorld:Chicago)

Wes(RW:Austin) and Ayiiia(RW:Cancun)

Flex(DOL) and JWow(JS)

Johnny(RW:KeyWest) and Sammi(JS)

Evan(FreshMeat) and Lacey(ROL)

Ryan(FreshMeat) and Jenn(RW:Denver)

Kenny(FreshMeat) and Farrah(ROLB)

Jennavecia(BGC2) and Ailea(BGC3)

So as in Previous episode 3. Ailea and Jennavecia got into a vicous argument which lead to hair pulling and punches thrown. And both of them were sent packing. After getting voted into The Pit Kenny had no idea who to choose to go in with. With everyone going to Kenny to say why or why shouldn't they be eliminated Cocktail said, "She's a slut she shouldn't be here." After Tonya overhearing this she tells Jwow and Jwow confront Cocktail. Which leads to Jwow pouring a drink on Cocktail then Cocktail throwing a beer can in Jwow's face. Then Jwow back handed Cocktail across the face. After a vote the cast decided to keep Jwow and Cocktail didn't complain or she said she would have more people against her. And in The Pit Kenny choose Farrah and 12 Pack someone he knew he could beat but Tonya couldn't. Sending Tonya and 12Pack home. A furious Cocktail says, "Jwow will go into The Pit everytime from now on." On episode 4 will Farrah convert to the JEK alliance? Will she bring Ashley with her? As Flex charges afuriously at Johnny will he be sent home? As the house divides who will be sent home and who will be that much closer to winning 500,000$ and be the winner of I Love Money 5.

"We need to get with the Johnny and Kenny because if we don't we'll be screwed. haha." Natalie tells Bootz, Buddha, Pumpkin, Mr.Wise, Brad, Jenn, Ryan, Landon, And Amber M.
"Because picture us all together we would be unstoppable and we could slowly kick off the 'Jersey Shore Alliance.' And then we can just go against each other."
As everyone wonders if they can trust Natalie they still agree to it. As Buddha wonders what Natalie's true plan is he asks her.
"Look Buddha the Jersey Shore Alliance is the strongest alliance right now and Kenny and Johnny proven they can be strong everyone but the MTV people on our alliance haven't been proved to be very strong. And we will go to Johnny and Kenny. And tell them that we got them on our side they need to help us. And after Jersey Shore is gone, Johnny and Kenny and us will pick off everyone else untl its a couple left. And that's when we fight." Natalie tells Buddha.
"But what is JEK goes with Jersey Because Sammi is on their side now and so is Farrah." Buddha responds.
"There is no way. And Sammi voted for Jwow to leave! Do you remember that? If we play our cards right we can get Farrah on JEK and she can get Ashley and all hell will break loose!" Natalie does her annoying laughter and Buddha laughs too. "I think it's funny how the only ones left out of an alliance is Portia and Charm Paybacks a bitch." Natalie says.

"So you know Sammi voted you to leave." Snooki tells Jwow.
"Really?"
"Yeah she voted for you to leave for hitting uhm Cocktail and me and Pauly were shocked."
"What the Fuck?"


"So since Snooki told me Sammi wanted me to leave for hitting Cocktail I go confront Sammi about it." Jwow says in her confessional.
"Did you vote for me to leave?" Jwow asks Sammi.
"Yeah." Sammi says while walking away.
"Well I want to know why." Jwow starts to raise her voice.
"It doesn't matter you're here aren't you!?"
"Well I thought we would be friends-" Jwow yells but Sammi interupts her.
"Just because you were on the same show as me doesn't mean--"Sammi Yells but Jwow interupts her.
"Look I don't wanna hear it you're fucking fake."Jwow says then leaves.

As everyone sort of stares at Jwow and Sammi they just are confused. They thought these 2 were friends.

Then as Cocktail and Natalie get together they decide that they are going to try and put someone from their alliance in against someone from Jersey Shore. Just to save their asses. And as they are plotting they want Bootz and Mr. Wise to go in against Jwow and Flex. As they think what will happen they want Bootz to go and Jwow as they think both of them are annoying. And as Ashley and Farrah come in Cocktail and Natalie sort of shut up. But then Ashley and Farrah start talking about how Ashley should throw challenges and get on with Farrah on the JEK alliance. And Cocktail gives them the plan to throw Jwow and Flex in everytime.
"So Ashley Farrah Me and Natalie are going to put Bootz and Mr. Wise against Jwow and Flex because both are annoying. And if Jwow comes back we are going to put her in every time still all we need to do is win tomorrow's challenge."
So everyone went to sleep.

They hear a loud slam and it keeps getting louder and louder.
"Wake the fuck up you fucking bitches! Wake the fuck up!"
And it 10 people yelling it.
And as everyone gets up and goes into the living room they see Katie, Ronnie, Ct, Jennavecia, Ailea, Evan, Lacey, Tonya, 12 Pack, and Flipper all standing there. And Craig is there with them. And he announces today's challenge as it is called, "Tell it like it is. Where everyone who has been eliminated is coming back and they choose the team they want in The Pit and what team will win. And that team will choose who they want to go against. So today will be sort of a free day and just talk to the eliminated ones. Have fun."
So everyone goes to them. More like a run! And just starts trying to scheme and Ashley, Farrah, Cocktail, Natalie decide that they want Jwow and Flex in Bottz and Mr. Wise next time. So the foru ladies go up to Lacey and tell them their plan.
"Oh so Jwow smacked you across the face? You got to get her in The Pit girl."
"That's why we need your help." Cocktail says.
"Here let me talk to Jwow and don't worry I won't say a word to Jwow." Lacey tells Cocktail.
"So I won't say a word to Jwow like I promised Cocktail. But I never said I wouldn't tell Snooki." Lacey says in her confessional. "Hey Snooki. Did you know that Cocktail is planning to throw Jwow in? Her and Farrah and Ashley and Natalie." Lacey told Snooki.
"So freakin Lacey tells me that Cocktail Farrah and Ashley are going in alliance against Jwow. And I think there was another girl in the alliance but I still need to figure out who the girl is. But I'm not going to tell Jwow because she has a temper and she will kick Cocktail's ass." Snooki said in her confessional.
"So no one is really going up to me to get me toput anyone in The Pit. Everyone is just seeming to have a party. I need to stir it up. I'm going to be gone in a few hours I wanna raise hell! hahaha." Lacey says in her confessional.
"Hey Snooki come here."
"So I tell Snooki that Johnny was also in the alliance to put Jwow and Flex in." Lacey says in her confessional.
"So I guess I found out who the other girl was it was Johnny but he's a guy. Anyways I'm still not telling Jwow I'm telling Flex." Snooki says.
"Flex you know that Cocktail, Farrah, Ashley and Johnny are trying to put you and Jwow in The Pit tonight? Lacey told me that they came up to her saying why Jwow and you should go in." Snooki tells Flex.
"So as I hear Snooks telling me about Johnny and the other girls I go confront Johnny about it." Flex says.
So Flex goes and confronts Johnny and saying, "Why the Fuck are you putting my name in your mouth you fucking moron Lacey told me everything and you better hope to god that I'm not going in The Pit because I'll choose you and I'll fucking win!" Flex tells Johnny.
"I Don't know where the hell Flex is getting this from but all I want to do is just party right now so I ignore him." Johnny says.
So as Craig comes in and tells its time the eliminated ones to vote on who wins and who loses they go in.
"So I want Jwow and Flex in." Lacey announces.
"Yeah no one really even went up to us or said anything but why Jwow and Flex?" Ronnie says.
"Becauselook besides who got in fights the Jersey Shore alliance has screwed everyone here they screwed me and Evan, Tonya and 12 Pack, Katie and Flipper. I mean come on guys? Are we going to make it a lopsided game?"
So everyone but Ronnie really agreed.
"Okay guys it's time to make your vote." Craig tells them.
So as they go in the living room Lacey seemed to make an obvious wink at Johnny. Johnny had no idea what was going on but Flex could see something was up.
"Okay now make your vote let's start with you Ronnie who do you want to win and lose?"
"I want Kenny and Farrah to go in and I choose Johnny and Sammi to win."
"Okay now you Lacey."
"Johnny and Sammi for the win, Jwow and Flex for The Pit." Lacey says then smiles at Johnny.
"Okay two wins for Johnny and Sammi now you Katie?"
"I'm going with Jwow and Flex for the lose and Johnny and Sammi for the win."
"Wow 3 wins for Johnny and Sammi two loses for Jwow and Flex, Now your turn 12 Pack."
"Well these people are nice or seem to be Johnny and Sammi for the win and for the lose Jwow and Flex. She should have been sent home for hitting Cocktail."
"Yes now everything is going right Jwow you're going in no matter what haha!" Cocktail says in a confessional.
So as everyone votes Sammi and Johnny win and Jwow and Flex are going in. So Lacey seemed to do thing perfect for Cocktail. So then everyone says their goodbyes to the eliminated ones and Flex charges off very angry. And kicks at Johnny's rooms door. Then as Johnny says what is Flex doing? Flex swipes at the camera and pushes the camera away and pushes Johnny right below the neck. And says, "You know what the fuck exactly I am doing!" And then Jwow tries to get flex away. And Jwow says it's okay it's okay. And Ashley is standing there hearing Snooki saying Cocktail, Ashley, Farrah, and Johnny sent them in that's why he is mad. Jwow flips out and starts yelling at Ashley. AShley then runs and tells Natalie, "She doesn't know you're in the alliance! Go tell her to put in Bootz and Mr. Wise!" So Natalie 'acts' friends with Jwow. And says how it is Bootz and Mr. Wise's faults that they're in The Pit. And to go against them.
But Jwow says she wants an easy way out and they have already been in and beat two strong competitors. So Jwow says she already knows two weak people to go against. As Craig calls everyone down Jwow and Flex announce they're taking Jenn and Ryan in against them in The Pit. So Jenn and Ryan are shocked. And don't know what to do but fight for a place to stay. And as everyone goes into The Pit they see that Craig got a call from Jenn's mom. So Craig goes in the back to talk to Jenn. And he starts talking to her. She starts balling. And she goes back into The Pit. Only to announce she has to go home for family issues. Which she did not say what. So as everyone is hugging Jenn and wishing her the best The Pit against Ryan and Flex is still on.
THE PIT

"The Pit Challenge today is called Push Over. There is a large wooden plank placed on the ground. This Pit is won by knocking a challenger off the plank twice. Who ever wins will be that much closer to 500,000$." Craig says.

"Okay let's go." Craig says.
"I may have a disadvantage in this put I can win because I know if you hit below you can knock them down easy." Ryan says.
Ryan Vs. Flex
Beep! So as Flex and Ryan go at it Ryan is standing his ground but he is no chance for Flex. Point for Flex. So then Ryan says how the lower the better. So he goes for Flex's legs but Flex sort of pushes him left and Ryan falls off. Flex wins... Surprise...

Everyone says they're goodbyes to Ryan and Flex stares at Johnny and says, "Just wait you muther fucker!"

~EPISODE ENDS~