Post by Admin on Jan 5, 2010 1:33:20 GMT -5
W-A-S-H-I-N-G-T-O-N BABY D-C!
W-A-S-H-I-N-G-T-O-N BABY D-C!
W-A-S-H-I-N-G-T-O-N BABY D-C!
Is heard chanted as begin our 23rd (yes really, TWENTY-THIRD) season of "The Real World", this time, we find ourselves in Washington D.C.
After a sequence of seeing the popular sights at D.C, we get glimpse of our first room mate.
Walking through the busy airport, this girl seems to be about midheight, brunette, and just from her the way she walks, she looks either bitchy, or constipated or maybe both.
She reveals in her confessional her name is Ashley and she's from Fort Braggs, California. And man can she talk (hence why I couldn't get a screen cap with her mouth shut)
After her confessional, we get a quick glimpse of her casting tape, which is basically her talking about how she is OBSESSED with Obama, and how she wants to fuck him. Just kidding, but she probably does.
The thing that's pretty ridiculous is how she (while in an Obama shirt no less) takes a moment to give a speech why having a passport is so important to her. This bitch it nuts.
Next up we see our second room mate, who is a guy. he looks like your average high school preppy guy. He introduces himself as Mike, from Thorton, Colordo
We get to see his casting tape, he really doesn't say anything interesting. Just that he plays foot ball, and how he sells cars. Boring. We do get to see a clip of his abs (which he obviously did on purpose) which is cool, but still boring.
Ashley and Mike meet and exchange hellos
Ashley explains how she finds Mike attractive and "cute" while doing a weird face.
This face obviously shows you think someone is cute.
Anyway, as they introduce themselves to one another, Ashley explains how she's originally a Cali girl, but moved to Houston.
In the car Mike asks Ashley how she ended up in Houston, and she explains how her ex boyfriend lives there and how she moved out there for him, but then he broke up with her and now how shes stuck out there, and blah blah blah blah blah JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. Mike simply says "That sucks"
The chit chat and bullshit about how they wanna see all the sights there are to see in D.C, and as Mike lists them, Ashley seems to orgasm with each thing he mentions. Lovely!
On to our third room mate, Andrew. And just looking at him, he annoys me. He's from Denver Colordo, and he looks gross.
We see his casting cape, which is basically him doing this very unflattering pose, explaining how to seduce women.
"You know for a girl, you've got a nice face" - Andrew
Ahhh, words of wisdom, surely!
Continuing on in his confessional he explains his goals for D.C that go along in this order.
1. Try to get laid.
2. "Show off my artistic abilitiy"
Which then leads into a scene showing off his political cartoons, and some humorous ones of him failing to get with women.
and 3. we're left to never find out (as he doesn't get to list it)
Next we have Emily, who is kinda average-pretty, or maybe just pretty average. She's from Columbus Missouri.
In her confessional, she gives us this very creepy sob story explaining how she and her sister were raiser by her mother in a very strict religious household, they prayed everyday, they went to church everyday, they went to chapel everyday, and in her words "We lived, we breathed, we ate the bible" up until she was about 14 years old. She explains how the constant pressure from her family to be this perfect deciple of God caused them to lose sight of themselves.
We see her casting tape which basically has her praying, fist pumping, shooting guns and getting tattoos, what a gal!
We're sent back to reality, or reality tv. And Andrew describes in his confessional how Emily "Emerges from the shadows" and how she's "Gorgeous, just GORGEOUS". Ew.
Emily is very excited when she realizes he is her cast mate, and they embrace one another.
When she introduces herself, and asks Andrew for his name he somehow forgets and takes a good 5 seconds to say "uh um ANDREW!" what a dumbass.
In his confessional, he explains how he is simply caught off by Emily beauty, and how he's just full of butterflies. Emily is pretty-average, he's making her seem like a Goddess, he must not get out that often.
Their cab pulls up and they drive to the house.
It's time for our fifth room mate! A short blonde haired girl named Callie (who reminds me of Clay) from Huntingville, Texas. She immediately goes on to explain how this entire experience, and surroundings are new to her. The cars, music, the lots of people, just the hustle and bustle.
We go on to see her casting tape, which shows her explaining how she's in an extremely small town. Though despite she's a vegan, she's not liberal "AT ALL" (I don't like her now). She's very conservative.
We then get to see her creative side as she explains her passion for photography. how everyone in her life tells her she's wasting her time and ultimately how she'd like to explore that here in D.C
Now for our sixth room mate, and our token black guy! Ty from Baltimore Maryland.
We go into his casting tape, where it shows where he lives explaining how he lives in a bad neighborhood, with crack houses across the streets, and women performing abortions on themselves.
Now in his confessional, he explains how he was once a bad boy, and then turned his life around and now is VERY goal oriented. He comes off a bit cocky and arrogant. But he's hot so whatever. He also explains he's single :>
We go from hot room mate, to ugly room mate. Ew! Meet Erika, she's from Chi-CA-GO Illinois. She's pretty outgoing, and say's she's "definitely alot of rock and roll". She hopes to meet music producers in... Washington D.C. (Oh god, this bitch is dumb)
In her casting tape, she shows herself singing very poorly. Also explains she has a boyfriend, and he asks her "should I worry?" and she says no of course, then explains "I've never cheated before, well I cheated before only one time, and it was with my boyfriend now". Lolol loose bitch.
On to the FINAL room mate, thank god!
Meet Josh, 23 year old douchebag from Philadelphia. In his casting tape we see his ugly ass girlfriend, and how he cooks in one of those hot dog stand things that serve more then just hot dogs, which probably explains why he looks so greasy.
He then goes on to explain his rough rough life, which he basically did to himself. He dropped out of school- high school, twice, was involved in gangs, doing drugs, looking ugly, you know, the usual.
And now he wishes to change his life around!
Erika and Josh meet up, and exchange the usual hellos and what not.
In their confessionals, they both express their attraction for one another. Lol, the 2 dirtbags with a relationship back at home. How grimy, low class, and embarassing.
We're now sent into the tragic scene that is Emily and Andrew. In attempts to woo her, Andrew spits out constant lies to Emily. Telling her she's a professional cage fighter, a former sky diving instructor, and an overall "extreme type of guy". And like a dumb bitch, she believes him. Oh god..
Andrew confesses that he doesn't intend for her to believe him, and he just wants her to laugh at him and have fun with him, however Emily keeps soaking all the lies and bullshit in. Funny thing, she used to be religious, you'd think she learn to know bullshit when she hears it.
We then go into a scene where Ashley and Mike are talking about how they're religious and BLAH BLAH BLAH. They end up being the first 2 people to arrive at the house.
As they search around the house, it has the usual Real World rooms, a computer room(which is shaped and designed like the oval office), a hot tub, and bed rooms each themed with a former president. Abe Lincoln, Ronald Raegan, George Washington, and JFK.
Ashley and Mike end up rooming together in the Abe Lincoln room.
In the midst of running around the house like chicken with their heads chopped off, Mike asks Ashley for some weird quirks about her, and she admits she enjoys walking around her home naked.
Mike enjoys this idea and tells her at any point she can go back to her old ways.
But just then! Callie is around the block walking around aimlessly, desperately searching for her new home. Ashley and Mike noticed this and decide to play on her stupidity, telling her she's come to the wrong home. (As if she doesn't notice the camera) They then all introduce each other and leave Callie off to explore the home.
Callie decides to room next door to Mike and Ashley, and has the Reagan room all to herself explaining her's her favorite president. Ashley says in distaste "So you're Republican?" (ew!). Callie then deliriously says "oh I don't know.. I'm kinda in the middle of everything"
Ashley confesses that it annoys how Callie doesn't know which end of the political spectrum she's on. She then comments on how Liberal is the right way to go, lovely!
Finally Andrew and Emily arrive after their car ride of lust and lies! Andrew steps out of the car as if he's arrived in the promised land.
As Emily says behind him "awwwwmagaaad". Annoying. and trips going up the stairs. The enter the house and assume they're the first people there. As they explore, they eventually run into the other 3 room mates who've made themselves at home. More greeting occurs.
Andrew then asks which GIRL wants to be his room mate. Foolishly, Emily volunteers. She's gonna get raped! They end up in the JFK room, and jump on their beds and break shit, dumb fucks.
Andrew continues to spread lies, and then pretends to be a piano player, by playing a few keys very slowly. And like morons, they all soak it up. As he continues to lie more, he says he's a photography major. He then decides to take a group picture of the girls, which ends up to just be a cleavage shot of everyone zoomed in. How disgusting.
The room mates begin to ask one another who's a virgin. Andrew tries to play it off, but obviously... Well, just look at him
This is obviously the face of someone who gets off every night.
The next scene involves everyone waiting for the hot token black guy. Ty arrives, and everyone hugs and stuff. And because everyone keeps being so upfront about Ty being the token black guy, he kinda gets annoyed but brushes it off.
Then Erika and Josh show up. From seeing them in the window, Andrew yells "Hey look, it's a lesbian!" (I HATE HIM). Finally everyone is here, and it's a wonderful party, yay :>
Andrew notes that Josh walks around with confidence, and it bugs him. (sucks being insecure). All of the rooms end up being boy+girl order. Whatever. Then Erika sings lesbo music really badly.
Josh confesses more his interest in Erika. And everyone's just anticipating their hookup. Emily admits to being interested in women.
Andrew explains his disappointment in the black guy, and how he's so thuggish. He claims he isn't racist because he likes basketball. Ty tells him nicely "Lets not fight on the first day", then Andrew replies "I will send you back to Africa - America". He's really annoying.
Andrew continues being a nuisance, and does chin ups on a closet bar, breaking it. The room mates continue to mingle. Ty and Ashley have a heart to heart about how she was almost killed by her step father, and her resentment for her mother staying with a crazy man. She also explains she doesn't talk to most of her family, so she is close to Christ. Ty isn't fond of religon, and opens up about being adopted.
He kept explaining how he believes he was "meant to be alone" which is really depressing. Ashley and Ty continue on, explaining their goals and such.
The roomates all get ready and decide to go out to their first dinner. Where things finally get a little bit more interesting. These people really enjoy pouring it all out there.
The opening conversation goes from talking about relationships to talking about how many sexual partners she room mate has had. Ty claims to have sex with 40 different women, Josh seems annoyed by this and quickly says "I'm about 30", Ty asks Andrew if he's a virgin, and he jumps around the question, then Mike takes a breath in, and says "about 15 girls and 5 guys".
A very awkward silence takes place, as all of the guys and girls (including Emily who claims to be bisexual) seem to immediately become uncomfortable.
Mike immediately goes on the defensive because of this and explains how it shouldn't be a big deal and how he doesn't want to be viewed as the token guy. He continues saying it's just another characteristic of him, and it shouldn't be an issue. Ashley confesses pure shock, then Emily confesses she's happy he's so honest. Mike then expresses how he's tired of people thinking because he's bi he can't be athletic or close to religion. Erika then embraces Mike.
Then Ty gets annoyed by this religion talk and says "God doesn't exist man!". Immediately Ty goes back and forth with Mike. Emily takes Ty's side as she confesses. While Ashley takes Mike's side. Ty explains he's a realist. Mike asks "am I narrow minded because I'm Christian or am I Christian because I'm narrow minded?" The other room mates get annoyed by this debate and ask them to just shut the fuck up. Now making a public scene, everyone is getting very uncomfortable. Ashley now yells at Ty. Mike calls Ty disrespectful. And everything is just becoming a mess.
As they're getting to leave Ashley pulls Ty aside and ask him to just not bring up the subject of religon and things will be ok. Ty disagrees and basically says he's going to force his ideas and opinions down people's throats.
Back at home, Josh is using the house confessional to express how he can't get over how hot the girls in the house are, especially Erika.
*Again, both Erika and Josh have relationships are home.
What Josh doesn't know is Erika and Emily are over hearing everything he's saying. As he walks out of the confessional room the girls panic and run for their dear lives.
It's time for the room mates to tuck themselves in and go to bed! For whatever reason, Callie goes into Andrew's room, and finds him sleeping with a polar bear stuffed animal.. ugh I can't even stand to write about him. Callie finds this hilarious.... almost attractive for some reason. Which is creepy.
More creepiness from Andrew, in the middle of the night he begs and pleads for Emily to sleep in his bed. He then says he's good at spooning. She says no, and the night ends.
The following day, Erika and Callie decide they would rather room together because neither of them feel comfortable rooming with another guy. So without even asking Ty, Callie and Erika move Ty's stuff (while he's all moved in mind you) into the room with Josh.
Ty finds out and gets annoyed, but allows it to happen anyway. His only demand is that they organize all his stuff and put it away the same way he originally had it. (he got up at 6am just to organize!). Downstairs Ty admits he's not going to bother talking to Erika or Callie anymore.
Later on, while Ty had gotten comfortable in his new room, Mike takes this time to approach him about last night's heated debate. And tell him where he comes from, why he thinks this way, why he's religious, the blah the blah, and the blah. All while Ashley is spying! :>
Mike and Ty basically kiss and make up. Then Ashley enters and is just like "oh hai". She then decides to confront Ty herself. Ashley then again asks Ty to not bring up religon again and they will be fine. But then Ty explains their personalities simply crash, and they just will never get along. Ashley is like "Are you done?" and is pissed off. Then storms off telling him "I don't see this working out". Ty stays quiet and sits in his room alone.
Outside, Andrew stalks Mike and Emily's conversation about sports. Andrew explains how cage fighting is the most intense sport then Emily questions if he really is a cage fighter. Mike puts the pieces together explaining "there's no way you're a cage fighting photography major that sings". Emily is shocked by this and realizes Andrew is simply, a liar.
Andrew explains he thought she knew he was kidding. Emily feels betrayed and now knows he can not be trusted. And demands to know one true fact about Andrew. Andrew then opens up about being a cartoonist.
They all share a moment of laughter and the episode ends.
W-A-S-H-I-N-G-T-O-N BABY D-C!
W-A-S-H-I-N-G-T-O-N BABY D-C!
Is heard chanted as begin our 23rd (yes really, TWENTY-THIRD) season of "The Real World", this time, we find ourselves in Washington D.C.
After a sequence of seeing the popular sights at D.C, we get glimpse of our first room mate.
Walking through the busy airport, this girl seems to be about midheight, brunette, and just from her the way she walks, she looks either bitchy, or constipated or maybe both.
She reveals in her confessional her name is Ashley and she's from Fort Braggs, California. And man can she talk (hence why I couldn't get a screen cap with her mouth shut)
After her confessional, we get a quick glimpse of her casting tape, which is basically her talking about how she is OBSESSED with Obama, and how she wants to fuck him. Just kidding, but she probably does.
The thing that's pretty ridiculous is how she (while in an Obama shirt no less) takes a moment to give a speech why having a passport is so important to her. This bitch it nuts.
Next up we see our second room mate, who is a guy. he looks like your average high school preppy guy. He introduces himself as Mike, from Thorton, Colordo
We get to see his casting tape, he really doesn't say anything interesting. Just that he plays foot ball, and how he sells cars. Boring. We do get to see a clip of his abs (which he obviously did on purpose) which is cool, but still boring.
Ashley and Mike meet and exchange hellos
Ashley explains how she finds Mike attractive and "cute" while doing a weird face.
This face obviously shows you think someone is cute.
Anyway, as they introduce themselves to one another, Ashley explains how she's originally a Cali girl, but moved to Houston.
In the car Mike asks Ashley how she ended up in Houston, and she explains how her ex boyfriend lives there and how she moved out there for him, but then he broke up with her and now how shes stuck out there, and blah blah blah blah blah JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. Mike simply says "That sucks"
The chit chat and bullshit about how they wanna see all the sights there are to see in D.C, and as Mike lists them, Ashley seems to orgasm with each thing he mentions. Lovely!
On to our third room mate, Andrew. And just looking at him, he annoys me. He's from Denver Colordo, and he looks gross.
We see his casting cape, which is basically him doing this very unflattering pose, explaining how to seduce women.
"You know for a girl, you've got a nice face" - Andrew
Ahhh, words of wisdom, surely!
Continuing on in his confessional he explains his goals for D.C that go along in this order.
1. Try to get laid.
2. "Show off my artistic abilitiy"
Which then leads into a scene showing off his political cartoons, and some humorous ones of him failing to get with women.
and 3. we're left to never find out (as he doesn't get to list it)
Next we have Emily, who is kinda average-pretty, or maybe just pretty average. She's from Columbus Missouri.
In her confessional, she gives us this very creepy sob story explaining how she and her sister were raiser by her mother in a very strict religious household, they prayed everyday, they went to church everyday, they went to chapel everyday, and in her words "We lived, we breathed, we ate the bible" up until she was about 14 years old. She explains how the constant pressure from her family to be this perfect deciple of God caused them to lose sight of themselves.
We see her casting tape which basically has her praying, fist pumping, shooting guns and getting tattoos, what a gal!
We're sent back to reality, or reality tv. And Andrew describes in his confessional how Emily "Emerges from the shadows" and how she's "Gorgeous, just GORGEOUS". Ew.
Emily is very excited when she realizes he is her cast mate, and they embrace one another.
When she introduces herself, and asks Andrew for his name he somehow forgets and takes a good 5 seconds to say "uh um ANDREW!" what a dumbass.
In his confessional, he explains how he is simply caught off by Emily beauty, and how he's just full of butterflies. Emily is pretty-average, he's making her seem like a Goddess, he must not get out that often.
Their cab pulls up and they drive to the house.
It's time for our fifth room mate! A short blonde haired girl named Callie (who reminds me of Clay) from Huntingville, Texas. She immediately goes on to explain how this entire experience, and surroundings are new to her. The cars, music, the lots of people, just the hustle and bustle.
We go on to see her casting tape, which shows her explaining how she's in an extremely small town. Though despite she's a vegan, she's not liberal "AT ALL" (I don't like her now). She's very conservative.
We then get to see her creative side as she explains her passion for photography. how everyone in her life tells her she's wasting her time and ultimately how she'd like to explore that here in D.C
Now for our sixth room mate, and our token black guy! Ty from Baltimore Maryland.
We go into his casting tape, where it shows where he lives explaining how he lives in a bad neighborhood, with crack houses across the streets, and women performing abortions on themselves.
Now in his confessional, he explains how he was once a bad boy, and then turned his life around and now is VERY goal oriented. He comes off a bit cocky and arrogant. But he's hot so whatever. He also explains he's single :>
We go from hot room mate, to ugly room mate. Ew! Meet Erika, she's from Chi-CA-GO Illinois. She's pretty outgoing, and say's she's "definitely alot of rock and roll". She hopes to meet music producers in... Washington D.C. (Oh god, this bitch is dumb)
In her casting tape, she shows herself singing very poorly. Also explains she has a boyfriend, and he asks her "should I worry?" and she says no of course, then explains "I've never cheated before, well I cheated before only one time, and it was with my boyfriend now". Lolol loose bitch.
On to the FINAL room mate, thank god!
Meet Josh, 23 year old douchebag from Philadelphia. In his casting tape we see his ugly ass girlfriend, and how he cooks in one of those hot dog stand things that serve more then just hot dogs, which probably explains why he looks so greasy.
He then goes on to explain his rough rough life, which he basically did to himself. He dropped out of school- high school, twice, was involved in gangs, doing drugs, looking ugly, you know, the usual.
And now he wishes to change his life around!
Erika and Josh meet up, and exchange the usual hellos and what not.
In their confessionals, they both express their attraction for one another. Lol, the 2 dirtbags with a relationship back at home. How grimy, low class, and embarassing.
We're now sent into the tragic scene that is Emily and Andrew. In attempts to woo her, Andrew spits out constant lies to Emily. Telling her she's a professional cage fighter, a former sky diving instructor, and an overall "extreme type of guy". And like a dumb bitch, she believes him. Oh god..
Andrew confesses that he doesn't intend for her to believe him, and he just wants her to laugh at him and have fun with him, however Emily keeps soaking all the lies and bullshit in. Funny thing, she used to be religious, you'd think she learn to know bullshit when she hears it.
We then go into a scene where Ashley and Mike are talking about how they're religious and BLAH BLAH BLAH. They end up being the first 2 people to arrive at the house.
As they search around the house, it has the usual Real World rooms, a computer room(which is shaped and designed like the oval office), a hot tub, and bed rooms each themed with a former president. Abe Lincoln, Ronald Raegan, George Washington, and JFK.
Ashley and Mike end up rooming together in the Abe Lincoln room.
In the midst of running around the house like chicken with their heads chopped off, Mike asks Ashley for some weird quirks about her, and she admits she enjoys walking around her home naked.
Mike enjoys this idea and tells her at any point she can go back to her old ways.
But just then! Callie is around the block walking around aimlessly, desperately searching for her new home. Ashley and Mike noticed this and decide to play on her stupidity, telling her she's come to the wrong home. (As if she doesn't notice the camera) They then all introduce each other and leave Callie off to explore the home.
Callie decides to room next door to Mike and Ashley, and has the Reagan room all to herself explaining her's her favorite president. Ashley says in distaste "So you're Republican?" (ew!). Callie then deliriously says "oh I don't know.. I'm kinda in the middle of everything"
Ashley confesses that it annoys how Callie doesn't know which end of the political spectrum she's on. She then comments on how Liberal is the right way to go, lovely!
Finally Andrew and Emily arrive after their car ride of lust and lies! Andrew steps out of the car as if he's arrived in the promised land.
As Emily says behind him "awwwwmagaaad". Annoying. and trips going up the stairs. The enter the house and assume they're the first people there. As they explore, they eventually run into the other 3 room mates who've made themselves at home. More greeting occurs.
Andrew then asks which GIRL wants to be his room mate. Foolishly, Emily volunteers. She's gonna get raped! They end up in the JFK room, and jump on their beds and break shit, dumb fucks.
Andrew continues to spread lies, and then pretends to be a piano player, by playing a few keys very slowly. And like morons, they all soak it up. As he continues to lie more, he says he's a photography major. He then decides to take a group picture of the girls, which ends up to just be a cleavage shot of everyone zoomed in. How disgusting.
The room mates begin to ask one another who's a virgin. Andrew tries to play it off, but obviously... Well, just look at him
This is obviously the face of someone who gets off every night.
The next scene involves everyone waiting for the hot token black guy. Ty arrives, and everyone hugs and stuff. And because everyone keeps being so upfront about Ty being the token black guy, he kinda gets annoyed but brushes it off.
Then Erika and Josh show up. From seeing them in the window, Andrew yells "Hey look, it's a lesbian!" (I HATE HIM). Finally everyone is here, and it's a wonderful party, yay :>
Andrew notes that Josh walks around with confidence, and it bugs him. (sucks being insecure). All of the rooms end up being boy+girl order. Whatever. Then Erika sings lesbo music really badly.
Josh confesses more his interest in Erika. And everyone's just anticipating their hookup. Emily admits to being interested in women.
Andrew explains his disappointment in the black guy, and how he's so thuggish. He claims he isn't racist because he likes basketball. Ty tells him nicely "Lets not fight on the first day", then Andrew replies "I will send you back to Africa - America". He's really annoying.
Andrew continues being a nuisance, and does chin ups on a closet bar, breaking it. The room mates continue to mingle. Ty and Ashley have a heart to heart about how she was almost killed by her step father, and her resentment for her mother staying with a crazy man. She also explains she doesn't talk to most of her family, so she is close to Christ. Ty isn't fond of religon, and opens up about being adopted.
He kept explaining how he believes he was "meant to be alone" which is really depressing. Ashley and Ty continue on, explaining their goals and such.
The roomates all get ready and decide to go out to their first dinner. Where things finally get a little bit more interesting. These people really enjoy pouring it all out there.
The opening conversation goes from talking about relationships to talking about how many sexual partners she room mate has had. Ty claims to have sex with 40 different women, Josh seems annoyed by this and quickly says "I'm about 30", Ty asks Andrew if he's a virgin, and he jumps around the question, then Mike takes a breath in, and says "about 15 girls and 5 guys".
A very awkward silence takes place, as all of the guys and girls (including Emily who claims to be bisexual) seem to immediately become uncomfortable.
Mike immediately goes on the defensive because of this and explains how it shouldn't be a big deal and how he doesn't want to be viewed as the token guy. He continues saying it's just another characteristic of him, and it shouldn't be an issue. Ashley confesses pure shock, then Emily confesses she's happy he's so honest. Mike then expresses how he's tired of people thinking because he's bi he can't be athletic or close to religion. Erika then embraces Mike.
Then Ty gets annoyed by this religion talk and says "God doesn't exist man!". Immediately Ty goes back and forth with Mike. Emily takes Ty's side as she confesses. While Ashley takes Mike's side. Ty explains he's a realist. Mike asks "am I narrow minded because I'm Christian or am I Christian because I'm narrow minded?" The other room mates get annoyed by this debate and ask them to just shut the fuck up. Now making a public scene, everyone is getting very uncomfortable. Ashley now yells at Ty. Mike calls Ty disrespectful. And everything is just becoming a mess.
As they're getting to leave Ashley pulls Ty aside and ask him to just not bring up the subject of religon and things will be ok. Ty disagrees and basically says he's going to force his ideas and opinions down people's throats.
Back at home, Josh is using the house confessional to express how he can't get over how hot the girls in the house are, especially Erika.
*Again, both Erika and Josh have relationships are home.
What Josh doesn't know is Erika and Emily are over hearing everything he's saying. As he walks out of the confessional room the girls panic and run for their dear lives.
It's time for the room mates to tuck themselves in and go to bed! For whatever reason, Callie goes into Andrew's room, and finds him sleeping with a polar bear stuffed animal.. ugh I can't even stand to write about him. Callie finds this hilarious.... almost attractive for some reason. Which is creepy.
More creepiness from Andrew, in the middle of the night he begs and pleads for Emily to sleep in his bed. He then says he's good at spooning. She says no, and the night ends.
The following day, Erika and Callie decide they would rather room together because neither of them feel comfortable rooming with another guy. So without even asking Ty, Callie and Erika move Ty's stuff (while he's all moved in mind you) into the room with Josh.
Ty finds out and gets annoyed, but allows it to happen anyway. His only demand is that they organize all his stuff and put it away the same way he originally had it. (he got up at 6am just to organize!). Downstairs Ty admits he's not going to bother talking to Erika or Callie anymore.
Later on, while Ty had gotten comfortable in his new room, Mike takes this time to approach him about last night's heated debate. And tell him where he comes from, why he thinks this way, why he's religious, the blah the blah, and the blah. All while Ashley is spying! :>
Mike and Ty basically kiss and make up. Then Ashley enters and is just like "oh hai". She then decides to confront Ty herself. Ashley then again asks Ty to not bring up religon again and they will be fine. But then Ty explains their personalities simply crash, and they just will never get along. Ashley is like "Are you done?" and is pissed off. Then storms off telling him "I don't see this working out". Ty stays quiet and sits in his room alone.
Outside, Andrew stalks Mike and Emily's conversation about sports. Andrew explains how cage fighting is the most intense sport then Emily questions if he really is a cage fighter. Mike puts the pieces together explaining "there's no way you're a cage fighting photography major that sings". Emily is shocked by this and realizes Andrew is simply, a liar.
Andrew explains he thought she knew he was kidding. Emily feels betrayed and now knows he can not be trusted. And demands to know one true fact about Andrew. Andrew then opens up about being a cartoonist.
They all share a moment of laughter and the episode ends.