Post by Prince Eric on Dec 31, 2011 0:33:26 GMT -5
"Gunner! Where the fuck are you!" snapped Carolina as she ran everywhere looking for him.
Gunner was on the steps of the mansion comforting Brooke.
"Gunner... I just don't fucking know bro... You're a cool guy, but seeing the true you, just through me for loop!" said Brooke.
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Did you not watch my season! Do you not know the title of this show! I'M A FUCKING BAD BOY! Are you willing to accept that?" snapped Gunner.
"I don't know..." said Brooke although she truly wants to say yes.
'Fine! Fuck you!" snapped Gunner as he walked away.
"Oh there you are!" said Carolina as she greeted Gunner outside the mansion doors.
"So you're going out with me eh?" asked Gunner.
"Yes I am" smiled Carolina.
"Well damn... You got a banging body... This just might work... Twirl for me mama... Let me see that ass" said Gunner.
Carolina did a proud twirl.
"FUCK! You got a banging bod girl!" yelled Gunner.
" Thanks boo" said Carolina
Confessional Carolina: Gunner is a cool guy, but I am still playing this game for Ryder... Gunner is cute though.
"LIMO IS HERE!!!!" yelled Steve.
Fuschia and Nick awkwardly entered the limo together
Lynne and Ryder entered the limo
and Gunner and Carolina entered as well.
"I wonder where we are going" said Ryder.
"As long as I'm with you baby" said Lynne.
Carolina glanced at Lynne with disgust.
"Baby quit looking over there... You're on this date with me!" said Gunner as he grabbed Carolina's face and began to force his tongue down her throat in efforts to make Ryder jealous.
Ryder looked over at Carolina and Gunner making out and began to kiss Lynne passionately.
Nick leaned over to kiss Fuschia just to join the club, but Fuschia waved her finger and said "No no no"
The dates finally arrived to Universal Studios...
"OH I HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT THIS PLACE!" said Lynne hopping out of the limo and pulling Ryder along.
"Oh hell yeah! I always wanted to ride The Mummy and Jurassic Park!" yelled Gunner as he pulled Carolina along.
Fuschia hopped out the limo and left Nick behind.
"I wants cotton candy!" said Fuschia as she ran to a cotton candy seller and left Nick for behind...
"Ooooh win me a teddy bear Ryder! You're so big and strong! You can do it baby" said Lynne.
"For sure!" said Ryder.
The teen at the booth handed Ryder a ball, and Ryder had to knock over every bottle in order to win the biggest bear.
Ryder lunged his hand back and BAM! He knocked every bottle down and busted the ball into pieces.
"OH SHIT!" said the teenager that worked at the booth.
"Yay! Daddy!" cheered Lynne.
"Which bear would you like?" asked the teenager.
"The purple one!" said Lynne.
The teen took it down and handed it to Ryder.
and Ryder handed it to Lynne.
"For you, my love" said Ryder.
"Oh thank you so much baby" said Lynne as she kissed Ryder passionately
"Now let's go ride rides!" said Ryder.
Lynne and Ryder waited in the Jurrasic Park Roller Coaster line and began to chat.
"It's a little chilly" said Lynne.
"Here babe" said Ryder as he covered Lynne with his jacket...
"Thanks so much, you're such a gentleman." said Lynne.
"So, what do you do in Jersey?" asked Ryder.
"I got to Karma... I love that place" said Lynne.
"Forreal me too! That's my fave club!" said Ryder as he did a little fist pump.
"Oh that's fucking awesome! Hey... Do you know Sergio or Gillani?" asked Lynne.
"Oh those are my niggas! Best DJ's in Jersey! I love those dudes!" said Ryder.
"REALLY!? Those are my big cousins" said Lynne with excitement.
"Are you serious! OMFG I practically know your family then! Do you know Sharon and Patty?" asked Ryder.
"Yeah those are my sisters!!!!" said Lynne.
"Oh sweet..." said Ryder with a half smile...
Confessional Ryder: Um I cheated on Ayme with both Lynne's sisters, but I won't tell her that...
Gunner and Carolina were walking after a thrilling coaster ride...
"Well that was a blast" said Carolina fixing her hair after the coaster ride...
" Fun indeed... So um... Do you see yourself giving me a chance? Ever?" asked Gunner.
"Honestly Gunner... I am more sexually attracted to Ryder, but I think the real question is... Do you think you can handle a cougar like myself?" said Carolina.
"Honestly... I have dated a couple cougars in my day, and they didn't want to let me go." said Gunner.
"Oh really?" said Carolina raising an eyebrow
Confessional Carolina: Gunner is a cutie pie and he claims he can can handle me... I kind of wanna test him out, but I still prefer Ryder.
Nick and Fuschia just walked around without even speaking...
Confessional Fuschia: Nick is really like um... How do you say this in english um.... He's a fucking idiot!
"Um... so Fuschia... What's your favorite color?" asked Nick.
"Fuschia!" said Fuschia.
"NO... I SAID WHAT'S YOUR FAY-VOR-IT COLOR NOT YOUR NAME" said Nick as if he didn't think Fuschia could understand him.
" I say Fuschia!!!!" yelled Fuschia.
Confessional Nick: Um I don't know how to break this language barrier.
30 minutes later.... The dates were all over and everyone returned to the limos...
Confessional Gunner: I think that me and Carolina semi connected, but I I still think she is down for Ryder 100%
Confessional Nick: Fuschia is a little stupid... I don't think we'd ever work out...
Confessional Ryder: Lynne is a cool ass chick, it's just very strange that I practically know her entire family. I like her a lot though.
Everyone finally arrived home just in time for eliminations, but before that... Nick pulled Lulu aside.
Confessional Nick: I see that Lulu has been mad at me lately and I want to see what's in her head... I'm wondering why she gave up on the challenge.
"So... Why are you upset with me?" asked Nick.
"Honestly Nick... I am wearing my heart on my sleeve, and to be ignored,neglected, and second all the time bothers me." said Lulu.
"I don't mean to make you feel that way, but I truly like you A LOT! I don't want to lose you to Ryder or Gunner." pleaded Nick.
"Give me a chance then Nick! Pay attention to me" said Lulu.
" I promise baby" said Nick as he hugged Lulu and kissed her on the cheek.
Confessional Nick: I am starting to realize that I am overlooking the best girls when they are right in front of my face.
"Now who made that fucking dog?" asked Nick laughing.
"OH HAHAHAHAHA... Poor Deena, I am sorry for not putting effort for the team, I was just a little upset" said Lulu.
"Oh, Deena is gross, but I kinda feel bad that she was the only one who tried" replied Nick.
"ELIMINATIONS ARE COMING UP!!!!! MEN REPORT TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM" yelled Steve.
"Expect to get my first chain baby... I'll see you in a little bit" said Nick as he hugged Lulu.
Confessional Lulu: FINALLY!
Gunner was on the steps of the mansion comforting Brooke.
"Gunner... I just don't fucking know bro... You're a cool guy, but seeing the true you, just through me for loop!" said Brooke.
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Did you not watch my season! Do you not know the title of this show! I'M A FUCKING BAD BOY! Are you willing to accept that?" snapped Gunner.
"I don't know..." said Brooke although she truly wants to say yes.
'Fine! Fuck you!" snapped Gunner as he walked away.
"Oh there you are!" said Carolina as she greeted Gunner outside the mansion doors.
"So you're going out with me eh?" asked Gunner.
"Yes I am" smiled Carolina.
"Well damn... You got a banging body... This just might work... Twirl for me mama... Let me see that ass" said Gunner.
Carolina did a proud twirl.
"FUCK! You got a banging bod girl!" yelled Gunner.
" Thanks boo" said Carolina
Confessional Carolina: Gunner is a cool guy, but I am still playing this game for Ryder... Gunner is cute though.
"LIMO IS HERE!!!!" yelled Steve.
Fuschia and Nick awkwardly entered the limo together
Lynne and Ryder entered the limo
and Gunner and Carolina entered as well.
"I wonder where we are going" said Ryder.
"As long as I'm with you baby" said Lynne.
Carolina glanced at Lynne with disgust.
"Baby quit looking over there... You're on this date with me!" said Gunner as he grabbed Carolina's face and began to force his tongue down her throat in efforts to make Ryder jealous.
Ryder looked over at Carolina and Gunner making out and began to kiss Lynne passionately.
Nick leaned over to kiss Fuschia just to join the club, but Fuschia waved her finger and said "No no no"
The dates finally arrived to Universal Studios...
"OH I HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT THIS PLACE!" said Lynne hopping out of the limo and pulling Ryder along.
"Oh hell yeah! I always wanted to ride The Mummy and Jurassic Park!" yelled Gunner as he pulled Carolina along.
Fuschia hopped out the limo and left Nick behind.
"I wants cotton candy!" said Fuschia as she ran to a cotton candy seller and left Nick for behind...
"Ooooh win me a teddy bear Ryder! You're so big and strong! You can do it baby" said Lynne.
"For sure!" said Ryder.
The teen at the booth handed Ryder a ball, and Ryder had to knock over every bottle in order to win the biggest bear.
Ryder lunged his hand back and BAM! He knocked every bottle down and busted the ball into pieces.
"OH SHIT!" said the teenager that worked at the booth.
"Yay! Daddy!" cheered Lynne.
"Which bear would you like?" asked the teenager.
"The purple one!" said Lynne.
The teen took it down and handed it to Ryder.
and Ryder handed it to Lynne.
"For you, my love" said Ryder.
"Oh thank you so much baby" said Lynne as she kissed Ryder passionately
"Now let's go ride rides!" said Ryder.
Lynne and Ryder waited in the Jurrasic Park Roller Coaster line and began to chat.
"It's a little chilly" said Lynne.
"Here babe" said Ryder as he covered Lynne with his jacket...
"Thanks so much, you're such a gentleman." said Lynne.
"So, what do you do in Jersey?" asked Ryder.
"I got to Karma... I love that place" said Lynne.
"Forreal me too! That's my fave club!" said Ryder as he did a little fist pump.
"Oh that's fucking awesome! Hey... Do you know Sergio or Gillani?" asked Lynne.
"Oh those are my niggas! Best DJ's in Jersey! I love those dudes!" said Ryder.
"REALLY!? Those are my big cousins" said Lynne with excitement.
"Are you serious! OMFG I practically know your family then! Do you know Sharon and Patty?" asked Ryder.
"Yeah those are my sisters!!!!" said Lynne.
"Oh sweet..." said Ryder with a half smile...
Confessional Ryder: Um I cheated on Ayme with both Lynne's sisters, but I won't tell her that...
Gunner and Carolina were walking after a thrilling coaster ride...
"Well that was a blast" said Carolina fixing her hair after the coaster ride...
" Fun indeed... So um... Do you see yourself giving me a chance? Ever?" asked Gunner.
"Honestly Gunner... I am more sexually attracted to Ryder, but I think the real question is... Do you think you can handle a cougar like myself?" said Carolina.
"Honestly... I have dated a couple cougars in my day, and they didn't want to let me go." said Gunner.
"Oh really?" said Carolina raising an eyebrow
Confessional Carolina: Gunner is a cutie pie and he claims he can can handle me... I kind of wanna test him out, but I still prefer Ryder.
Nick and Fuschia just walked around without even speaking...
Confessional Fuschia: Nick is really like um... How do you say this in english um.... He's a fucking idiot!
"Um... so Fuschia... What's your favorite color?" asked Nick.
"Fuschia!" said Fuschia.
"NO... I SAID WHAT'S YOUR FAY-VOR-IT COLOR NOT YOUR NAME" said Nick as if he didn't think Fuschia could understand him.
" I say Fuschia!!!!" yelled Fuschia.
Confessional Nick: Um I don't know how to break this language barrier.
30 minutes later.... The dates were all over and everyone returned to the limos...
Confessional Gunner: I think that me and Carolina semi connected, but I I still think she is down for Ryder 100%
Confessional Nick: Fuschia is a little stupid... I don't think we'd ever work out...
Confessional Ryder: Lynne is a cool ass chick, it's just very strange that I practically know her entire family. I like her a lot though.
Everyone finally arrived home just in time for eliminations, but before that... Nick pulled Lulu aside.
Confessional Nick: I see that Lulu has been mad at me lately and I want to see what's in her head... I'm wondering why she gave up on the challenge.
"So... Why are you upset with me?" asked Nick.
"Honestly Nick... I am wearing my heart on my sleeve, and to be ignored,neglected, and second all the time bothers me." said Lulu.
"I don't mean to make you feel that way, but I truly like you A LOT! I don't want to lose you to Ryder or Gunner." pleaded Nick.
"Give me a chance then Nick! Pay attention to me" said Lulu.
" I promise baby" said Nick as he hugged Lulu and kissed her on the cheek.
Confessional Nick: I am starting to realize that I am overlooking the best girls when they are right in front of my face.
"Now who made that fucking dog?" asked Nick laughing.
"OH HAHAHAHAHA... Poor Deena, I am sorry for not putting effort for the team, I was just a little upset" said Lulu.
"Oh, Deena is gross, but I kinda feel bad that she was the only one who tried" replied Nick.
"ELIMINATIONS ARE COMING UP!!!!! MEN REPORT TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM" yelled Steve.
"Expect to get my first chain baby... I'll see you in a little bit" said Nick as he hugged Lulu.
Confessional Lulu: FINALLY!