WAR EPISODE 5- ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR

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[Prince Eric]

Teams have until 9:10 eastern to post your entrys.

[Piddu]

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THIS EPISODE, ON I LOVE MONEY SEASON 8. 8 Money lovers remain, and all challenges are IN-DI-VIDUAL. Now , things begin to heat up in the house. With Farrah,
Brittaney Starr, and Brittanya who are the “PGA 2” of this season, are all captivated by the man candy of the house, Flex. What will happen, when their love for Flex is tested, against their position in the game? Find out this episode, on I LOVE MONEY.

*CUE THEME SOnG*


*Brittanya’s Confessional* = There is only 8 of us left. You have the PGA2, which is Bstarr, Farrah, Myself. You have the DOL guy alliance, which is Flex<3, Chichi, and Sinister, and then you have Bootz, and Feisty, which are the remains of the fake ghetto alliance, which we have all destroyed. My main focus Is on Flex right now, hes soo cute. My alliance thinks they are his or something, but what him and I share is just.. hot.

Craig gives the money lovers a call on their T-Mobile Shadow. He explains that the money lovers need to get ready, to leave in ONE hour. And “Don’t MISS the BUS”

Flex Confessional – I don’t know what this challenge is, but I want to win. However, im beginning to regret hooking up with all of the remaining girls in the house. Now Brittanya, Brittaney, and Farrah all think we are like.. a fling. Brittanya is even using the “B” word!!!!!

They arrive at a sidewalk , right by the road. Craig explains the challenge

“Good day Money Lovers, welcome to your FIRST individual challenge. You will go in rounds. Each round, you will sprint to the end of the lot, and pick up a dummy of YOUR choosing. Then, you will run back, and try to throw the dummy over the railing, and on the RED ex. The problem? You will be RACING against a SPEEDING, School bus. You know how this goes, remember season one?”
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*school bus drives by*
Brittaney Starr Confess. - I REMEMBER THIS. Im scared, however I have great abdominals lately and I know I can thrust these far!!!!!
Dummies begin to fly, people go, and the challenge goes as followed.
Bootz thrown under by Chichi
Chichi thrown under by Feisty
Brittanya thrown under by Sinister
Sinister thrown under by Bstarr
ITS DOWN TO FARRAh, BSTARR, FLEX, AND FEISTY.
Next up, Feisty.

*Feisty Confess.* - I HAVE to nail this. The PGA can NOT be paymaster, or me and bootz Are SCREWED.




“FARRAH, YOU ARE OUT OF THIS CHALLENGE!” craig screams

*Confess.Farrah* WHAT THE FRENCH!!!!!!

Feisty then was thrown over by Brittaney Starr, and it came down to FLEX AND BSTARR. IF FLEX GETS THIS, HE WINS. IF NOT, BSTARR WINS.
Flex hurls Bstarr’s DUMMY OVER, as it gets CRUSHED.
“Flex is the winner of this challenge, and is the PAYMASTER”

ConfessionalFlex- Yes! i needed this, now its time to TAKE OUT one of those straggler girls

BACK AT THE HOUSE

Back at the house, the alliances are all in their bedrooms, planning for the night to come.

"Look, i know im not going home since my baby is paymaster" Brittanya says.

"LOLOMGROFLMAO!!!" Farrah yells in Brittanyas face. "Flex is my boo, so you are mistaken" farrah says.

"Um.. to be honest.." Bstarr begins to say, but Farrah cuts her off.

"THIS DOESNT CONCERN YOU, FATTY" she yells at brittaney.

the PGA2 continues to fight about Flex, as they all daydream, and drool over him


MEANWHILE, IN THE GUYS ROOM

The DOL alliance discusses who they want to see in the box . Chichi and Sinister tell Flex that the PGA is the only REAL threat, and although Flex is FUCKING all of them, its time for them to be in the box. Flex disagrees, but takes it all in.

AT THE VAULT........

the 7 other money lovers go in the vault , while Craig starts it.

Brittanya - 4 hands go up.
Farrah - 4 hands go up.
Brittaney Starr - 4 hands go up.
Bootz - 3 hands go up.
Feisty - 3 hands go up.
Chichi and sinister - no hands

Craig calls Flex in, and tells Flex what 3 CHECKS are going in the BOX.





Flex's head drops.

Flex Confess- Even though they are strong alliance... i like them all .

The girls go to the kitchen, OUTRAGED. Brittanya begins venting, nd calls Farrah out.
"YOU DIDNT HAVE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH. HE IS MINE" she screams and bumps into farrah, hard.

"Um, dont push me" Farrah says, and knudges Brittanya back. They get in eachothers face, yelling and talking gibbrish, when Brittaney Starr steps in and interrupts.

Farrah then grabs an apple, throws it at Brittanya and runs to the bathroom and locks the door. When she comes out, Brittanya had already spread water ALL over the floor and farrah slips and falls.

"GIRLS, stop monkeying around. Its time to go for the power outing!" Flex screams

They get in a limo to go on their way, and Brittanya and Farrah dont even SPEAK.

They arrive on a Yacht Lunch power outing. Immediately, tension is in the air so the girls are quiet.

"Um.....whats going on?" Flex says.

Brittanya and Farrah both starting talking at once, then begin yelling, and fighting. This carries on for quite some time, while Bstarr and Flex just watch, and Enjoy their salmon .

"Okay, for the one on one time.. i need to talk to Brittanya a bit more" Flex says. The other two girls leave the table while Birttanya moves closer to Flex.

"To be honest I think your the hottest plus out of all the girls I loved making love to you the most." Flex says with pasion.

"Excuse Me?!?!" Brittanya starts "Listen you pig I think you are the hottest man I've seen on these shows, but I ain't nobodys second choice!!! If you like me, BE WITH ME! Not Fatty number One or FATTY number two!! They proceed to intensely make out, and the power outing is over.
Back at home, everyone is getting ready for eliminations. Flex walks out, and sees all three of his “friends” Standing, on the podium, awaiting their fate.




BrittanyaConfess - im really confident tonight, Flex knows where we stand.
BrittstarrConfess - i dont know where Flex's head is at..honestly im a very ZEN person...
Farrah confess - I like Flex, and i hope that Brittanya didnt confuse him....

Flex walks up. He knows he has a hard choice.

"Girls. I like all of you . In a way, im voiding one of you, and eliminating you from my heart."

Craig tells Flex that it is time to hand out the first check.

Farrah tries to taunt Flex, and convince him to save her.


"I trust this girl, and she is strong.............


Brittanya, Come get your check.

Brittanya is daydreaming, again.


brittanya, Brittanya, BRITTANYA!!!! flex screams

Brittanya steps up and grabs her check. She then begins kissing Flex, then walks over to go to the bench, when Farrah snarls.


"Just sit down, you bad mother"

Brittanya turns around, and begins attacking Farrah.


She begins pulling Farrahs hair, bruising her face, as Farrah flips her over and they begin rolling, scratching, kicking, and hitting.

Producers run in, and break it up.

"YOU KNOW THE RULES!!!" THE SCREAM. FARRAH, BRITTANYA, YOU ARE GONE. NO PHYSICAL FIGHTING!!



They both are physically escorted out.

Brittaney Starr walks up, to accept her check.

"Brittaney. You are the only one standing. However, i did not get to choose who went home. So, since the paymaster must decide. Brittaney, im voiding your check, right now"

Brittaney starts bawling, and runs away.



Exit Interview - Brittaney STarr :

I gave it a chance, and gave it everything i got and.. i just cant waiit to share the love that i have.

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[beyoncegaga]

i am up in dis bitch

[joshploof]

K-fed in: Let's get wed so you'll get in my bed.

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We all know K-fed loves black girls (he has 3 kids with Shar Jackson) and we all know he loves fat girls (Britney Spears) and since K-fed gained 50 pounds, he's on the lookout for FAT BLACK girls. For this new Vh1 show, they're bringing in 15 overweight black girls all vying for back-up dancer K-fed's heart. Well, after a long season of fighting, eating, one heart failure, and A LOT of panting, we have our final 2:


Stanky Leg



We first met Stanky Leg on Real Chance of Love 3, when she vied for Chance's heart. Since then, she's been seen on Celebrity Fit Club, where she did the opposite of the goal and GAINED weight. She then tried out for K-fed: let's get wed so you'll get in my bed or: KFLGWSYGIMB and was immediately chosen for her loud, up front, personality. She's proven time and TIME again she's there for K-fed, getting all girls out who stand in her way and all girls out who weren't there for K-Fed.

Here's a clip of the start of a fight when Stanky Leg got in a fight with MeatLoafff for "Poppin out too many babies, K-fed already got like 10 kids, he ain't needin no mo'" Which ultimately got Meatloafff sent home.



Stanky Leg fighting KFC over a drum stick, resulting in KFC going home for throwing the first punch:




Cellu-tight



When Cellu-tight came in the house, her and Stanky Leg IMMEDIATELY became Best friends, they felt between everybody else in the house, they were the MOST real girls and the ONLY ones there for K-Fed. She always got upset when Stanky started drama and got into fights with some of the other girls though, because she was more of a funny, laid back girl who didn't like the drama. I wasn't until the final 5 Stanky Leg and Cellu-tight had their fallout though, when Cellu-tight overheard Stanky Leg talking to KFC (she was named KFC because she loved to eat Kentucky Fried Chicken, and she would have loved to try eating Kevin Federline's Cock) about getting Cellu-tight OUT. They immediately got in each other's face and have hated each other since. K-fed likes Cellu-tight for her humor and how real she is. Here's some of Cellu-tights best moments:

Cellu-tight at one of the challenges to see how motherly the girls can be:


Cellu-tight at a video chat challenge, table dancing:



Now that you have background information on the two remaining ladies, let's get to the finale, where the two ex-best friends are in Mexico, spending time with K-Fed.

The first girl to get to spend time with K-fed is Stanky Leg, and while she's with K-fed she only talks about how clumsy Cellu-tight is and if she wins, she'll probably just drop his kids, or trip on the sidewalk and squish them. K-fed is clearly annoyed how she spends all of her time talking about Cellu-tight. While they're eating dinner however, they get a visit from Cellu-tight, who tries to ruin their dinner by...well doing this to Stanky Leg:



This INFURIATED Stanky Leg, however, she didn't want to start a fight right there in front of K-fed because if she did, she knew K-fed would never pick her so she just sat there and waited to be in the same room ALONE with cellu-tight.

The date finishes and Stanky Leg goes back to the room, cleans up and confronts Cellu-tight about what she did. The fight basically Esculates from this:


To this:


However, even though they're laying hands on each other, the producers make them stay because it's the finale and they couldn't air the show with no finale, so it ends up getting edited on the cutting room floor, and when the show airs on Vh1 the audience has no idea why either girl has a black eye.

Cellu-tight's time with K-fed is much more better spent, she doesn't mention Stanky Leg at all and more talks about the fun they'll have together and how good she is with kids, saying she'll make a wonderful wife and she'll cook all the meals. K-Fed seems to enjoy this, however he's worried if she'll eat all the food in the house for herself and his 14 kids will all starve. K-fed then scolds her for being immature last night and dumping the food all over Stanky-Leg and Cellu-tight's excuse is "she just dint seem fat enuff fo' you boo, you kno? you need someone thicka and sexiuh than that slut" K-fed actually enjoys this shit talking from Cellu-tight because she's showing him how trashy she can be.



It comes down to elimination and K-fed tells each girl how he's connected with each of them and how he KNOWS since how much each of them have fought for him and how he connected with them the most. He reveals he was feeling Cellu-tight more though and wants to choose her over Stanky Leg. When Cellu-tight hears the news this is her response:



And while she's down, Stanky Leg takes it upon herself to do this to Cellu-tight



This immediately sends Cellu-tight into a coma, and K-fed into a rage, prompting him to slap her on the spot!




The producers immediately pile in, holding everyone back, getting the cops for both K-Fed and Stanky Leg and sending for an ambulance for Cellu-tight, which concludes Kevin Federline's:let's get wed so you'll get in my bed. Will there be a season 2?

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[Piddu]

confessional: dloves love thing was so stupid. the only part where they were at war with each other were the last 2 lines

[Prince Eric]

Ok points are calculated! It was close!!!! But first post Team Caps

[joshploof]

BeyonceGaga is our team captain