The PBA (party boys alliance) All did a group fist bump, and then began fist pumpin like champs!
Their hoes did their little seductive dances, while the other castmates watched in awe.
Confessional Stevie - FUCK YES!!!! This is a great way to start this season offf!!!!!!!
Confessional Troy - All these bitches are JEALOUS of me. Thank god that nignog didnt win though. I really want to be friends with alot of people here, but not them.
"So, booo. do you need some time to think about your decision?" Wendy asked Michael.
"Yeah" he replied.
"TOO BAD!!!!!!" she screamed. "This is ALL STARS, and you get no TIME! When a person is selected HoH (HBIC of HOUSE) They must immediately choose their person."
All the castmates looked shocked, and Allison was pissed.
Confessional Allison - Fuck. I planned on giving him head after this to secure my spot, but this bitch ain't giving me ANNNY timee. Hopefully one of my worker bees gets chosen!
So, here's how this works . Michael will choose one person to be safe, that person will choose another, and so on, until 3 are left standing. ready? GO MIKEY!!! Wendy said.
Michael stepped up, before all of the other castmates, as they looked on , glassy eyed.
"This is a REALLLY tough decision, but.......... I know i can trust this guy , so................................
STEVIE, YOU'RE SAFE!Confessional Allison -
MOTHER FU#%^@
Stevie walked up, did a chest bump with Michael as they hollered and yelled.
"Aight, so 2 of the PGA are standing up here, we need our third member!
COME ON UP GUNNNNER!!!!"Gunner walked up, and stood next to his boys
"Tammy, baby, step up" Gunner said.
Confessional Gunner - I need her around, as my scapegoat.
Tammy twirls her hair seductively, and cheers
"BRITNEY, My new baby girl!!!!"Britney walks up, and gives Tammy a hug.
Britney stands uncomfortably for a while, as Josh looks at her with big eyes.
Confessional Josh - what the helll... Britney shouldn't even have to think twice about this decision. SHE NEEDS TO PICK ME!!
"Kayla, come on up" Britney said timidly.
Confessional Britney - Honestly, I picked Kayla because she's my new party girl with Tammy, plus I think Josh has a better chance of being picked than Kayla.
Kayla chooses.
"Well, I dont really know anyone else here....So im going to pick the only one who I relatively know
.. MICAH!!" Micah skips up, doing a dance.
YAY!!!!
Confessional Kayla - ugh, talk about bottom of the barrell.
"
I WANT JOSHY!!" Micah says.
Josh awkwardly walks up, and reaches out his hand to thank Micah, but Micah hugs him fiercely. Josh looks shocked.
Confessional Josh - Micah is weird...but at least he fucking picked me. Britney didn't even choose me, and it makes me question maybe a possible alliance with Micah would be better.
"No question about it,
come on up Noelle" Josh says.
Noelle comes up and kisses Josh on the cheek, saying "Thanks Boo"
"Alright..my girlie,
DEJA!!!"
Deja walks up and they weaveflip together.
Confessional Troy - Im going to vomit. *snarls*
Deja looks puzzled.
"Okay, i dont know ANY of yall! Princess and Allison, FUCK YOU. Jeremy, you seem aiight but i dont even know you....Troy, fuck off. Linda you're funny and all but you're out there...So im going to choose the only person i liked from their respected seasons.
Dana, i hope i don't regret this!"
Dana looks shocked, and walks up slowly.
Confessional Allison - SHE GOT PICKED before ME?! NO.
Confessional Dana - Oh No.
Dana walks up, and sees Princess, Allison, Jeremy, Linda, and Troy standing before here. She realizes, her 2 bff's from last season, and her two "new" bffs, are all standing there. She has to make a choice.
Dana begins to cry a bit.
Confessional Dana - Im basically choosing right now, who enters the bottom 3 with Troy. . . .
Confessional Troy - fuck this
Confessional Allison - No!!! I HAVE TO PULL SOMETHING, QUICK!!
"Dana...I want to just tell you. I know I have hurt you... I know I have disrespected you, and I know i have COMPLETELY mistreated you in the past, and I am sorry, truly sorry." Allison said, as tears rolled down her cheeks.
Confessional Allison - I knew I shoulda been an actress! <3
"You know what
Allison..All people deserve 2nd Chances. Come on up" Dana says, as Allison runs to her, and Jeremy looks at Linda, rolling his eyes.
Confessional Jeremy - I Saw that BS coming.
Allison says " YOU KNOW IT
PRINCESS JUST COME ON UP" they hold hands and walk up together.
Linda is just staring in to space, completely zoned out. Troy is pissed off, and Jeremy is dissapointed.
"ALRIGHT!!! YOUR FATE IS SEALED!!! " Wendy Screams.
"Nashville's Troy, and Queensland's Linda and Jeremy will be up for possible eviction. They will spend Tomorrow with Michael, and then Tomorrow night, Michael will make his decision!"
The cast all walk back in the house, some dissapointed, some excited. The rooms are as follwed.
Room 1 - the party boys
Room 2 - the party girls
Room 3 - Allison, Princess, and Dana
Room 4 - Jeremy and Linda
Room 5 - Troy
Room 6 - Micah, Josh, Noelle, and Deja.All the cast are in their rooms, mingling and some plotting.
in Room 4, Jeremy and Linda start discussing. Linda has her weave in a messy bun , and has her brain turned ON.
"We need to convince Michael, that eliminating troy is the BEST choice tonight" Linda says.
"Yes. We have some things we can bring up with him. We can tel him that its best not to keep troy, because he doesnt want a target on his back. Plus, you can act REALLLLY dumb." Jeremy explains.
Confessional Linda - I know i may zone out and be dumb sometimes, but when i have my business weave on, its a whole different story.
In Troys Room, ..........................Troy is sleep.
T H E N E X T D A Y !!!A GIANT MONITOR pops up in the living room, and Wendy's face shows up.
"GOODMORNING RW'ERS! Troy, Jeremy, Linda, and Michael get ready! The van will be here to pick you up in 1 hour. The rest of you, kick back and have fun!! " Wendy says in a creepy voice.
Confessional Michael - So my plan going in to this power outing, is just to simply find out WHO is the right choice to eliminate.
The 4 leave for their power outing, while meanwhile back at the house the "Bitch Squad(Allison, Princess, and Dana) begin to plot
"We need to expand" Allison explains. "Not JUST US 3 can last, we were almost in the bottom last night" Allison says.
"Okay, here's what we will do. I got chosen by Deja.. she obviously SOMEWHAT trusts me. I will go in that "alliance". I will get all the info we need there, while Allison you work on getting close to those party boys. That way, we each have connections and votes from all over" Dana explains.
Princess just stares glossy eyed.
Confessional Allison - Wow, Dana might be annoying as FUCK, but she is lke... harvard booky- smart..stuff....
AT THE POWER OUTING------The 4 walk up on the beach, and see a giant yacht.
They walk up on, and sit down on the yacht for a nice lunch.
"Well, let's get down to business" Michael says. " I want you all to tell me, what is going to benefit ME, by keeping you"
Confessional Michael - I have a good idea of what i want to do, i just need to get some inside info.
"Well , I think you should keep myself because Im not all that book smart like or common sense i guess... any whoo yeah um......I just really wanna stay here and all that and I have the flawlessiest weave and all dat so yeah......................." Linda explains.
Confessional Michael - She's....so dumb.
Confessional Jeremy - Linda is doing a MAGNIFICENT job of fooling Michael.
"I think you should keep Linda, AND myself here because its obvious Troy needs to go. Hes hated by EVERYONE, you save him tonight you will have a target GUARANTEED on your back" Jeremy explains.
Troy then attacks Jeremy.
"FUCK YOU FUCKING YOU WANT SOME KFC"!!!! Troy screams and Jeremy throws a glass at Troy.
"anyways, AND MICHAEL. Linda and I can both be good additions to your alliance" Jeremy explains.
Confessional Michael - I don't like how Jeremy is flip flopping........he is like saying Linda is weak but then saying shed be good on my alliance?
A short mexican lady carries a note to the table.
"I hope you have enjoyed your power outing, but it's almost time for one of you to face eviction. Please select one person for a little more time, one on one, ask the others to wait outside. Love, Wendy Williams" Michael reads out loud.
All 3 look on with hope, and then Michael says "Troy."
Frusterated, Linda and Jeremy leave the table while Troy and Michael chat one on one.
"Honestly man, here it all is. I know im hated, but so what. I speak my mind and i SAY IT how it is. I KNOW i can be a part of the PGA with you...why cant they? for one theyre fake, two jeremy talks about me, look at him! he has friends! like Linda for example and he will get more. Plus another thing, IM ALONE. Those two, rely on eachother. If you take out Jeremy, Linda will be next to go, or quit under all the pressure. With me, you are gettting out the hated loser, but with them, you are killing two birds, with one stone"
Confessional Michael - Wow. Troy has just brought up some REALLY good points....
Confessional Troy - IDC what ppl think of me! I WANT TO WIN this game, and I am trying to lay it all out there
The 3 exit the yacht, and get back in the van to go home.
Confessional Michael - Earlier today, i had NO DOUBT in my MIND that i was going to send Troy home. Now, Jeremy looks like the smarter Choice....... but i just dont know.
Jeremy and Linda go to their room, and Michael exits to the pool to tell his guys what he is thinking.