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Post by Admin on Mar 6, 2010 22:48:45 GMT -5
Confessional - Jeremy
I'm really beginning to worry, something tells me my time is up tonight. If the party boys get rid of me or Linda they'll be losing two votes.
Jeremy whispers to Linda. "I think I'm going home..". Linda's face turns to shock as she turns around. "NO!" she shrieks. Meanwhile the Party alliance is causing a rucus in the house, Kayla and Britney are running around the house naked. While Stevie is so air sexing on tables.
Confessional - Linda
This may be and Jeremy's last chance to save ourselves. We need to do something!
Linda runs to the middle of the room and screams " STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" at the top of her lungs. The room completely comes to a halt and is in total silence.
She strips to bikini and yells, "I CAN BOOGIE" Linda begins to dance and entertain the party alliance. Jeremy joins in by giving the party girls a strip show.
Confessional - Jeremy
Finally my stripper days are coming in handy! Hopefully I can win over the girls
Troy watches in the background with total distaste.
Confessional - Troy
That stupid half asian and black guy is punking me out of my spot in the game. And that NIGGER is dancing and shit, FUCK HER.
Suddenly the music plays, the lights dim, and the doors burst open.
"How you doin'? " asks Wendy to the cast. She looks around and see the half naked Real Worlders and rubs her teeth. "MESS" she says while laughing.
"Time for eliminations boo boos!' says Wendy
-The house mates are forced outside to the front of the mansion where eliminations will commence-
Confessional - Princess
I don't give a fuck who be goin home, all i know is i be here, and i aint goin NO WHERE. Dat white boy should go home.
Troy, Linda and Jeremy stand before Michael and Wendy Williams. With the rest of the Real Worlders on the side watching.
Confessional - Gunner
Whoever Michael gets rid of works for me. I'm sure we can manipulate the other two he keeps safe. So it's a win-win situation.
Michael is drunk and in a speedo, he's incoherent and can barely stand. "Whatdo I do?" asks Michael.
Wendy turns to Michael and observes his body up and down. She licks her finger then touches Micheal's nipple. *sizzle* "YES!" she moans. "ahahah! Well anywho boo, You now much decide to call up who is safe, and send one of the three home, the choice is all yours." says Wendy humbly.
Confessional - Allison
Princess, and all the black girls want Troy out. But I want him to stay. The longer he's here, the longer the target is off me. I really hope Jeremy or Linda go home. The less Queensland people here, the better. teehee!
"Are you ready honey?" asks Wendy.
"Yeah man!" says Michael. He looks over at his alliance and gives them a nod.
"All three of you, are dumbasses. None of you are threats. All three of you are nothing." explains Michael
"The first one of you safe, is someone who is a delusional, crazy, psycho moron bitch. Linda, you're safe." Says Michael.
Confessional - Linda
All I hear is 'Linda you're safe', and my heart flutters, LOVELY!
Linda jumps up and welps in excitement. She runs to Michael, thanks him. Then runs to the side with the rest of the Real Worlders.
Confessional - Troy
I don't know what to think right now, I hope I'm staying.
"You both can be useful to me, and you both offered your lotalty to the party boys. Both of you have alot of baggage on you." explains Michael.
Confessional - Jeremy
He needs to call my name, he's not an idiot, he needs me here!
"But one of you is more useful then the other, one of you comes with 2 votes. Jeremy, you're safe." Says Michael.
"AHAHA, BYE WHITE BOY" laughs Princess.
"ahahhahuhuhuhuh, your time is up boo, Bye Troy." Wendy says. She grabs his check, and lights it on fire.
" YOU THINK I CARE? YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, LIVING IN A HOUSE OF NIGGERS IS NOT THE HOUSE FOR, GO FUCK ALL YOU DUMB ASSES, NONE OF YOU ARE WHITE ANYWAY. I AM THE ONLY PURE WHITE. FUCK YOU ALL" screams Troy.
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Post by Prince Eric on Mar 6, 2010 23:44:11 GMT -5
"GET THE FUCK OUT!" says Wendy as she forces Troy out of the house.
Exit interview Troy: I am glad that I can finally go back home to my beautiful WHITE family, and I am glad that I do not have to kiss these darkies asses! I'd rather be broke then have NIGGER MONEY any day!
"Oh shit dude! This shit is fucking intense" said Stevie as he downed a bottle of Hennessey.
"Stevie don't drink!!!" yelled Kayla.
"Let him drink Kayla!" said Allison.
"NO I know him! and when he drinks he gos insane!" Kayla snapped back.
Allison gets an evil plan.
Confessional Allison: Hmmmm... If I get Stevie super drunk, then he may get kicked out the fucking house, and that will take some power away from the guys, and give the girls a little more power! I mean I fed Jeremy drinks when his ugly tutu died, so I can do the same to Stevie.
*Flash back of Allison making Jeremy shit faced after the death of his beloved tutu*
"Oooooh Stevie come to the bar honey bun!" Allison yelled.
"Where da drinks be at!" Stevie yelled as he followed Allison, but Jeremy grabbed Stevie's arm!
"Naw man you should go to bed! She is just gonna get you filthy drunk!" Jeremy said as he pulled Stevie away.
Confessional Gunner: WOW people do not know this, but I am observing every move in this house. I am the mastermind behind my PB alliance! I do not trust that bitch Allison... She just tried to get my boy shit faced and she thinks she is slick, well she ISN'T I got my eye on that low budget bitch. Jeremy has my back and I can see that.
Confessional Jeremy: If I am going to be loyal to the party boy alliance then I have to keep them away from Allison, they trust me and I won't let them down.
Jeremy took Stevie to the bedroom and layed him down.
DeJa,Noelle,and Josh were thinking in their room.
"This is not time for relaxation! We may have escaped that elimination BUT we need to put our thinking caps on." said Josh.
"I got a great idea!!!!" DeJa said.
I just did the math.
DeJa then showed her paper to Noelle and Josh.
it reads
Alliance Attitude: Josh,Noelle,DeJa,Micah
Alliance Party Boy: Gunner,Jeremy,Stevie,Michael,Kayla,Tammy,Britney,and Linda.
Alliance Queen Bee: Allison,Princess, Dana.
"Unfortunately Alliance Party Boy is the biggest, and Attitude, and Queen Bee's have the lowest numbers! We are all the bottom of the totem pole,and under dogs! We have to convince Alliance Queen Bee to team up with us, so we can be a little bit more higher in numbers" says DeJa.
"Your right... If we get the Queen Bee's on our side then it will be 7 to 8.... we will still be low in numbers but we will have a better battle" said Josh.
"I have to speak with Allison" said Noelle.
Noelle shook her weave and ran into Allison's room.
"ALLISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Noelle yelled.
Confessional Noelle: Allison may think she is the queen bitch, but I am the original queen bitch, and I can play the game as well as she can!
"Ugh what does this wild banshee want?" Allison said to Princess.
Allison then walked to Noelle and they began to chat.
Noelle explained that they were the two lowest alliances in numbers, and that the Party Boys and Party girls think they have control.
" We are queen bitches!, and no one runs us! Why don't we work together instead of licking the balls of the party boys?" said Noelle.
"You're right! I am a queen bitch, not a follower... I don't bow down to party guys..." Allison said.
"Yo Princess come here!" Allison said.
Allison,Dana,and Princess all went into Noelle,Josh,and DeJa's room to plot.
The Party alliance (beside Stevie who is passed out on the bed) is in the Jacuzzi hot tub drinking and having a bit of wild crazy fun!
"WOOOOOO TAKE THAT SHIT OFF BRITNEY!" yelled Gunner
Britney took off her top and swung it around.
"Britney is such a whore and I like it!" said Jeremy.
Britney then began to make out with Gunner, then she switched and began making out with Michael,and then she switched to Jergasm.
Confessional Tammy: I am bar-tending for my alliance over at the bar with Kayla, and Linda, and I saw in the Jacuzzi ALL OF THE GUYS,and Britney is the ONLY FEMALE in the hot tub, and she is just getting passed around... What a whore...
Tammy and the other party girls looked distasteful at Britney....
Britney then got carried out of the hot tub, into the guys room, with ALL of the guys, including drunk Stevie...
They all locked the door, and Stevie,Gunner,Michael,and Jeremy all ran a train on Britney.
The rest of the party girls all listened in on the door, as the moans were heard louder and louder...
"She is such a gutter but whore!" said an angry Tammy.
"Low budget bitch..." mumbled Kayla.
"We got better stuff to do" said Linda.
Linda,Kayla,and Tammy all decided to have a mini slumber party in the girls room.
Linda began crimping Kayla,and Tammy's hair.
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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Mar 7, 2010 0:31:38 GMT -5
EPISODE TWO
The cast wakes up the next morning, and most are completely hung over, and feeling like shit. Nobody slept in their beds really, and britney is waking up with numerous guys in her bed. Confessional Kayla - Okay, so i AM IN the PB alliance. Me, Britney, Tammy, Michael, Stevie, Gunner, Linda, and Jeremy. However, its starting to develop a new secret alliance WITHIN The alliance, which is Me, Tammy, and Linda! We Call ourselves the "Flawless" WE are going to control. Allison wakes up, and goes in the bathroom to straighten her hair and get ready for the day. Confessional Allison - So, Now that we are with the Lame i mean Attitude alliance, we are working together to make sure that the PB alliance crumbles . So now, we are the "Queen Bees with Attitude". But, as soon as we use what we need, we are disposing of them. Confessional Tammy - Honestly, I AM DISGUSTED with the actions of Britney. She was a complete whore, and she fucked Gunner. Does she not even care about me? "Britney, i need to talk to you" Tammy says. "WHA" Britney says, just waking up. " I think you were acting like, really slutty last night. If you continue to act this way...i just dont know" Tammy explains. "Tammy, dont be jealous" Britney said. "Excuse me??" Linda says, walking in the room. "This doesnt involve you, bambi get out" Britney says. "NOOO BITCH, NOOOOOO! DONT YOU FUCKING COME AT ME LIKE THAT!! BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY ST MICHAEL HIMSELF, I WILL TAKE YOU OUT!!!!" LINDA SCREAMS. Tammy then escorts Linda out of the room, trying to calm her down, and Britney gets up to take a pee. "BOOS!!!BOOOS!!!" Wendy screams over the inter-com. Please gather in the grand hall!" Everybody gathers in the hall, as Wendy is sitting in a Royalty chair looking FAB!!  Alright, 4 representatives from EACH season have been randomly selected again, and are as followed! Confessional Dana - We REALLY need for some reps from the "queen bees with attitude" to be up. If more and more of the PB keep getting elected, we are going to simply stand no chance! Tokyo: JOSH!
Confessional Josh - YES! Im tired of flying under the radar.
Nashville: PRINCESS!
Confessional Princess- YAHHHHHHH !!!!! I need to get dys so i can hellp my liance
Queensland: ALLISON!
Confessional Allison - Yay! *claps* I wasn't really the STAR of episode 1, and that was poopdick! I need to shine.
Brazil: MICAH!Omg! I hope Joshy wins!! or me..that could be cool too. You four are possibly going to be the HoH.!! Wendy says. Confessional Allison - YESSS!!! YES!!!! NOW IS OUR CHANCE FUCK YES!!!! The PB alliance looks pissed. Confessional Gunner - FUCK! none of the PB or PG were nominated....we dont have ANY chance of getting power this week. FUCK. All 4 Candidates go back to Noelle and Deja's room, so the 7 of them can all discusss this. "Okay, so no matter what, one of us 7 is going to be HoH. I have a plan. You all Vote Allison, she choose Princess, She chooses me, and so on until ALL 7 of us are SAFE. And then, whoever is last to pick someone of us 7, pick a GIRL! That way, the girls will save EACHOTHER, and the boys will be in the bottom!" Dana explans. Confessional Allison - So once again, little miss harvard has a great plan. I like it tho, because i get power , and I really wanna get one of those boys out of here<3! Confessional Josh - im not sure i like us all electing Allison as the leader only because im curious as to what she's going to do. But Either way, it doesn't matter i guess, im still prolly voting for myself. Confessional Micah - Im not voting for Allison. Im voting for JOsh! Hes my boo and I trust him. MEANWHILE -The 8 Party Alliancers are together in a room, discussing what THEY want to do. "Honestly, i feel like JOSH is the one we can trust most. So all 8 of us, need to VOTE JOSH! That way, Allison or Princess does not get power!" Gunner speeches to his minions. Confessional Liinda - Ugh, Flawless isnt listening to this right now. We are going to do what WE 3 GIRLS think is the smartest decision. Confessional Allison - Okay, Soooo i walk by Josh's room , and I hear him say that he wants to be HoH? I thought we had an agreement. I DONT like this shadynesss, and I question working with him now. Dana walks out to the pool and talks to Allison. "So as of now, it looks like either you or Josh iis going to win this" Dana says to allison. "Obviously, but if Josh gets it, i don't know what to expect.." Allison says. Confessional Dana - I think Allison may be ACTUALLY worried........this is so unpredictable MEANWHILE -ALLIANCE FLAWLESS is in FULL effect, and they are planning on crumbling both of the main alliances while they sit back and watch. "So, our main target needs to be the opposing alliance" tammy explains. Confessional Linda - Its simple. We are going to get whatever we can out of the boys and the slut, then, once the opposing side is ALMOST GONE, we are going to flip flop and take them out. Hold on tight, bitches. Confessional Britney - They are spending ALOT of time together........somethings up...... "BOO BOOS, TIME TO VOTE!!!!!!!!!!" WENDY YELLS, AS THE LIGHTS DIM. |
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Post by Admin on Mar 7, 2010 1:52:08 GMT -5
The lights dim, the music pays, and the diva fan blows.
Wendy bursts through the door.
"How you doin'?" asks Wendy. "It's time for you boo boos to vote for your HBIC of the house!"
Confessional - Allison
Ugh, it's going to be between me and Josh, and I'm really not having this right now. I don't think these bitches are thinking smart. If I don't win today, I'm not going to be eligible for HoH tomorrow, which mean 2/3 of the Queensland people who HATE us will be up, which means the party boys can get power again. Fucking dumbasses.
"JOSH, PRINCESS, ALLISON, AND MICAH TO THE STAGE!" screams Wendy.
Josh, Princess Allison and Micah walk up to the stage.
Confessional - Josh
I'm confident I'm going to be winning HBIC of the house. I don't really trust Allison or Princess. But I really need to think, is it worth getting rid of them, when they're 2 votes on our side? I think I need to put my doubts for them aside, and focus on getting rid of the partyboys.
All of the room mates look at each other awkwardly.
"VOTE" screams Wendy.
Noelle - Josh
Josh - Josh
Britney - Josh
Michael - Josh
Princess- Allison
Tammy - Josh
Gunner - Josh
Allison- Allison
Jeremy - Josh
Linda- Josh
Dana - Allison
Deja - Josh
Kayla - Micah
Micah - Micah
"AHAHA" the votes are in." says Wendy magnificently.
"In last place, PRINCESS, with ZERO votes, how embarrassing!" laughs Wendy.
"In third place, MICAH, with two votes, one for each inch I'm guessing. *winks*"
"In second place, ALLISON with three votes, aww how sad!"
"The clear winner is JOSH, with NINE votes, -gasps-, oh baby!"
Confessional - Josh
Yes! It's time to get one of the party boys out. So much for reigning supreme of the house assholes.
"You know the drill boo! Save one person, and go back and forth till 3 people remain" says Wendy excitedly.
Confessional - Dana
So our plan didn't work out perfectly, but I think we'll still get the same results.
"The person I choose to be safe, is someone I can definitely trust. Noelle, you're safe." said Josh
"Deja, girl, get up here" says Noelle
"Micah, we've had our differences, but I know we can get over that, you're safe!" says Deja
"So like, I pick Dana" says Micah bored.
"Allison, you're safe"
"PRINCESS<3"
Princess looks over at everyone left
Confessional - Princess
All these trifilin hoes. I don't wanna save any
"Tammy gurl, come up here" says Princess.
Confessional - Gunner
Finally, someone from the party alliance is called up. Now Tammy can save my ass.
Confessional - Linda
Now it's time to show them FLAWLESS runs this bitch.
"Kayla, come up here" says Tammy
"I choose Linda" says Kayla
Linda looks at the final five people left: Gunner, Britney, Jeremy, Stevie, and Michael.
"Jeremy, you're safe" Linda says flipping her hair.
"Britney, come up here" says Jeremy.
"Your time is up party boy alliance!" laughs Linda.
Confessional - Gunner
I can't believe this has happened.. how? What the fuck! Jeremy betrayed us!
"Well, it looks like things have turned for the worst for you 3, especially you Michael -wink-" says Wendy.
"You 3 will be joining Josh on a power outing. Having fun!" says Wendy laughing.
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Post by Prince Eric on Mar 7, 2010 2:36:41 GMT -5
"LETS GO!!!" said Josh to the guys. They drove down to a rock climbing place in Cancun where they sat down for some drinks and to discuss their fate. Confessional Michael: I was just the HoH last episode and now I am like in the bottom! This game is fucking cut throat! Confessional Gunner: I am basically contemplating on how I should approach this situation with Josh... I am not gonna kiss his ass. "Sooooo Tell me something...." said Josh. "WOW two guys are going to be leaving in a row" said Stevie. "Yep that's true" said Josh. "Well Ima just lay it all out on the table!" said Gunner. "Do tell..." said Josh. "Well I ain't got nothing against any of your alliance! I am pretty much neutral with everyone.... BUT Michael over here hates Noelle,and he really did not get along with you, so why should he stay?" Gunner said. "Good point... Noelle hates Michael for what he did to her in season 1" *Flash back of Noelle and Michael's fight on Tokyo* "MY WEAVE IS BUSTED!!! MY WEAVE IS BUSTED!!!".... "Yup, and Stevie AND Michael has anger issues! They have stress,health issues!!!! Like why would you keep to ticking time bombs?  pistols ready to fire??? I mean you say Brazil didn't you? Stevie hates white people, and dude me and you are white!" Gunner said. Confessional Josh: WOAH Gunner is bringing up good points, like that Michael and Stevie have tempers and can blow any minute,also Michael hates my alliance,also Stevie is racist and may hate me one day! Although Gunner makes sense to me... He is showing how intelligent he is,and how quick he can throw his own alliance members under the bus... IDK if I can trust him. "HEY HEY HEY DUDE YOU'RE A FUCKING LYING ASSHOLE!!!" screamed Stevie in Gunner face. Michael then threw the table over and got in Gunner's face "DON'T FUCKING PLAY ME BITCH!" "Security! Security! get these psycho's away from me!" yelled Gunner. "HOCK SPIT!!!!" Stevie spit in Gunner's face, and then Michael poured his bear all over him. Gunner then jumped up ready to fight, but Josh held him back. "NAW NIGGA! DON'T FUCKING SPIT AND POUR SHIT ON ME BRO!" Gunner yelled. "Oh but you was moaning like a bitch last night you pussy! You was screaming like a girl! When you was half ass fucking Britney, you was screaming louder than she was!" Michael laughed. "AY Nigga don't fuck with me bitch!" Gunner said as he pushed Michael. "Don't push him motherfucker!" Stevie said as he pushed Gunner on the ground. "STOP! DON'T YOU EVER! JUST STOP!" The producers said as the broke them up. "Who do you want private time with Josh?" asked the Producer Lady. "I want them to entertain me... Who ever wins at ROCK CLIMBING WILL GET THE EXTRA TIME!" said Josh. Confessional Josh: These guys are pathetic! and crumbling right in front of me! Party Boy alliance my ass! They just almost killed each other and now I am making them rock climb for alone time AHAHAHA fucking epic. "On the count of 1 2 3 whistle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Josh said. Gunner,Stevie,and Michael then began to rock climb. Gunner started off in the lead, but then Stevie caught up to him, and Michael kept falling and re attempting... It was very close on who won, Stevie vs Gunner, but then Stevie stomped on Gunner's fingers and won! "That is fucking cheating!!! He almost broke my fingers!" yelled Gunner. "Sorry I didn't say fight fair so he wins..." Josh said. Stevie and Josh then sat down for private time, and Gunner and Michael were escorted out. "Say what you gotta say" Josh said. "Well I learned something the hard way! " said Stevie. "Yeah and what's that?" asked Josh. "Well now Gunner is being a backstabber, and if he turns his back on his alliance with us, he will definitely turn his back on his alliance with anyone else... I may hate white people, but that is personal for me, because my dad, and I am trying to get over that hate... It is really low of him to bring that up to hurt me, and it cuts me deep" Stevie said as he began to cry hysterically. Josh then hugged Stevie and said "Come here bro" Stevie leaned on Josh and cried into his shoulder. Josh rubbed his back and stared into space... The guys arrived back, and Josh ran to speak with his Alliance "Queens Bees with attitude" "SEND MICHAEL HOME END OF THE STORY!" said Noelle. "Noelle I was thinking about that when Gunner brung up some amazing points BUT... Gunner is very smart and is quick to turn on people... PLUS Michael is kind of stupid so we might can control him now that he is vulnerable" Josh said. "UGH Josh why do you have to be difficult!?" asked Noelle. "BITCH MAYBE HE IS RIGHT! GUNNER WAS THE LEADER OF THE GUYS AND IF WE GET HIM OUT THEN THAT MEANS MORE POINTS FOR ME YAY!" Allison yelled. Confessional Allison: If Wendy voids Gunner then I am gonna clap and laugh as he leaves. "NAW Not ma Gunner boo!" said Princess. "Ugh Princess don't be annoying" said Allison. "I AIN'T ANNOYING WHITE BITCH!" Princess snapped at Allison as she pointed her nail in her face. Allison jumped. " We coo Allison we be coo.... BUT Gunner my boo, and I can't take part in backstabbing him" Princess said sadly. "Princess but our eye is on the prize sweety" said Allison. Confessional DeJa: My alliance seems split on which guy should go home... Allison wants Gunner OUT Josh wants Gunner Noelle wants Michael Princess wants anyone but Gunner and me and Dana don't care... Confessional Princess: I gotta tell Gunner that they are targeting him! Princess ran to tell Gunner that he was in danger... Confessional Allison: Princess is my friend, but should I trust this shady bitch? |
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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Mar 7, 2010 3:07:56 GMT -5
Princess runs to Gunner and explains to him in her ghetto slang, that Allison is targetting her. "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" Gunner screams. Confessional Gunner - Woww. So its nice to know im being fucking targetted by that slut. I need Princess on my side. "Princess.. I need you to be on MY SIDE!" Gunner explains. he kisses Princess. Confessional Gunner - YUCK! Im just doing what I have to, to get by. THE LIGHTS FADE DOWN, AND MANY DIFFERENT COLORED STROBE LIGHTS WENT CRAZY. WENDY WILLIAMS EMERGED FROM THE STAIRS. IT IS ELIMINATION TIME!!!!!! Wendy screams. Everyone goes out, and The 3 guys Michael, Stevie, and Gunner are standing on the podium. Josh is onthe other side, while the others watch. Confessional Princess - I dun know wut to think with all dys shit going on.but gunner boo i luff him. "Joshy baby, you have a very POWERFUL position little man!" Wendy says excitedly. "Alright, plead your cases please." Josh explains. "Well, I should stay here because I can be a strong asset to you" Says Gunner. "I am a real person, as you saw today" Stevie says. "Im NOT fake, and IM LOYAL" Says Michael. Confessional Josh - They all 3 pretty much said the SAME THING. -rolls eyes- "The first one, that I want to come up here, is YOU Stevie." josh announces. Stevie walks up, and picks Josh up, squeezing him tight in a bear hugConfessional Tammy - Omg...My Gunner....... "AIIIGHT YALL, WELLLL.... Ima get wat chall think!" Wendy says. "Allison, who would you like to see go?" Wendy asks. "Well, its obvious PRINCESS ran her mouth, but I would like to see Gunner go. Hes a strong player and hes annoying" Allison explains. "mMmMmmmM. interesting. Princess how about you?" wendy asks. "I want Gunner to stay and for mikez to bounce da fucc outta here" Princess says. "Well, we got some opinions from the cast.. but NOW JOSH IT IS UP TO YOU." Wendy tells. "Honestly...you both have strong points...its been a hard choice. Michael, come down here" *Cues Dramatic Music* Michael slowly walks down, nervous. Confessional Gunner - I don't know..... I just don't........ "Michael. I feel like you are a loyal guy .you were the HoH last time, and I feel like If you go, the others wont know how to really function right. Sorry, but You're EVICTED, Michael." Josh says. Princess puts her hand over her heart. Confessional Allison - UGH! I WANTED GUNNNNNER TO GOOO! Oh well, One down, TWO MORE!  Michael just flips the camera off, kisses Britney, and leaves. Confessional Britney - I really liked Michael...wow.. I hope PB can re-build from this.. Confessional Linda - YES! Our plan worked PERFECTLY! Another PB DOWN, 2 more to go! Flawless strikes, and we WILL strike again  |
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Post by Admin on Mar 7, 2010 3:40:37 GMT -5
Gunner takes a deep breathe of relief.
Confessional - Gunner
Holy shit, I can't believe I almost went home. I need to rethink my strategy, and possibly even join an alliance to keep my ass alive.
The room mates return to the mansion after the shocking elimination.
Confessional - Allison
I'm really really annoyed with Princess right now, because I wanted Gunner out, and she basically saved his ass. Ugh, Now this changes everything.
Princess goes to Gunner.
"Aye boy, listen you gon' be out tomorrow, lest you be up in my alliance" says Princess. Gunner thinks for a moment.
Confessional - Gunner
Princess actually makes sense. At the rate this is going I am definitely going to be the next person to go home. I need to do what I need to do to stay in this game.
Gunner goes into the Queen Bee's room.
"WHAT IS HE DOING HERE" demands Allison. "Gurl, calm yo self, he just be wantin to talk to you" says Princess.
"Listen Allison, I know we both wanted each other out a little while ago, but it doesn't have to be this way. The Attitude alliance is becoming way to powerful, way too fast." explains Gunner
Allison eyes him slowly, as does Dana too.
"Go on..." says Allison
"If you let me into your alliance, you'll be getting 2 more votes. I'll be coming in with Stevie, and Britney." he says.
"That will boost our numbers to 6 people.. one short of dominating the house" says Dana
Confessional - Dana
I really don't trust Gunner at all. He's sneaky, underhanded, and will do whatever he has to keep himself safe. But right now, we need the numbers so I think we can use him.
"I can even work on getting Tammy to join" says Gunner. "Alright, you can join, but you NEED to work on getting Tammy to join us, she's the 7th vote that we need." says Allison. "Oh sugga, I'm so happy!" says Princess with glee.
"I'll go work on it right now"
Gunner goes to speak with Britney, Stevie, and Tammy
"Guys listen. This house is unpredictable, and we need to work with Allison if we plan on surviving tomorrow" says Gunner. "I'm down." says Stevie. "Me too" agrees Britney.
"But what about Kayla, Jeremy, and Linda..?" asks Tammy.
"Tammy, think for a second! Jeremy and Linda are Allison's ENEMIES. She will take you out if you're associated with them. Try to get Kayla on our side, but stay away from Jeremy and Linda." demands Gunner. Tammy looks down in disappointment.
Confessional - Tammy
This is crazy, this is outta control, I just wanted to have fun tonight and on this experience. I understand that Gunner wants my vote... and to keep me safe, but Linda, Jeremy.. they're my friends..
Confessional - Gunner
I really hope I got to Tammy, other wise, I'm going home tomorrow...
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Post by Prince Eric on Mar 7, 2010 14:02:23 GMT -5
EPISODE 3Confessional Tammy: I just woke up, and honestly Idk what I am going to do... I got offered by my crush Gunner to be in his alliance, but I don't wanna turn on my girls Flawless... PLUS Gunner had sex with Britney... GROSS!!! I have a lot to chew one. In Alliance Attitude room Noelle and DeJa went to take a shower together to save the planet. While Josh was chillin like a villain in his king size bed after his victory. Confessional Josh: I am sooo happy, I am the head of my alliance, and I sent a powerful alliance member home last night! PLUS I am in an alliance with two hot chicks... What else can I ask for? Josh hopped out of his bed in a positive mood and decided to paint a picture. BUT THEN! He was interrupted by Micah in a speedo. "I have been a very naughty naughty boy..." Micah said trying to act sexy. Confessional Josh: EEEEEEWWWW!!! WHY DO THE FUGLY GAY GUYS ALWAYS LIKE ME? Why not the hot guys like Stevie... Josh took one glance, and ran in the bathroom with Noelle and DeJa to puke Micah saw that Josh was disgusted with his presence and was heart broken.  Confessional Micah: I am sooo hurt right now *cries* I want him to like me, but *sniff sniff* I guess he doesn't... The intercom came on and it was WENDY!!!! BOO'S BOO'S BOO'S
HOW Y'ALL DOIN?
FEEL IT FEEL IT FEEL IT
YOU GOTTA FEEL IT
SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT
WOOP WOOP
SHOUT IT OUT!
IT IS TIME FOR THE DRAW!!!and the nominees for HoH are... Confessional Allison: I can care less who the HoH is... I have no chances today to be it anyway! *rolls eyes* Confessional Gunner: I am not looking forward to this... Ima just give up all hope at this point. "Who wanna read the nominees?" asked Wendy "Ooooooh me me me!" said Princess. "Well none of the nominees are you so come on down!" said Wendy. "Okay the nominees fo HoH is!" said Princess Da Hoe Noelle straight outta TokyoConfessional Noelle: OMG YES! Finally my time to turn on my bitch switch! Da nerdy broad uhhh Dana 4rm StraliasConfessional Dana: YES Nominated again! They would be smart to nominate me. Up Outta Brazil it be Stevie Steve!Confessional Stevie: HELL YEAH! *fist pumps* *shakes dick* from bottom 3 to a nominee! and LAST BUT NOT DA LEAST!!!! GUNNA BOO!Confessional Gunner: I heard Princess read, Gunner! and I am ecstatic! I am back on the board, and I have a chance! |
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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Mar 7, 2010 14:48:46 GMT -5
Confessional Tammy - This really throws things for a loop.........EVEN THOUGH Gunner is a nominee...im just NOT ready to go against Flawless. Im sticking with my girls. So as of Right now its. Attitude - Noelle, Deja, Micah, and Josh.
Party Bees - Allison, Dana, Princess, Gunner, Stevie, and Britney.
Flawless - Linda, Myself, and Kayla.And last night, Jeremy like officially joined in with Linda again so hes pretty much with us! We need to work on that Party Bee alliance however, they have the numbers. The party bees all meet in their room , and they are on Cloud Nine! "Okay, we need to take out that ATTITUDE alliance. So here's my plan of the day. Elect me, because alot of people trust me and I can get the most insight. I will choose Allison, She will choose Princess, She will choose Gunner, and so on until us 6 are SAFE. Then, choose Kayla, who will eventually get to JEREMY, leaving those 4 Attitude's as the bottom 4!!" Dana explains. Confessional Gunner - I'm starting to think a secret deal with Dana might be good down the road...she's really fucking smart. But I WANT TO BE HoH! Confessional Allison - Ugh, i dont like Dana becoming HoH because she's NOT an HBIC AND she will get more popularity then me, however shes really smart AND shell do WHATEVER i tell her to... "So we are all in agreement then? Dana for HoH? Gunner asks. Confessional Gunner - Im not really voting for Dana, I NEED TO WIN THIS. Everyone agrees, and Allison smirks an evil Grin. Meanwhile, Stevie is walking around trying to get random people to vote for him. Confessional Stevie - its not that I am being a backstabber, I just reallly want to not be in last and look lame. IN ATTITUDES ROOM.Okay, so we are all voting for Noelle, Correct?" Josh says They all agree, and do a group huddle, "1, 2, 3, GO NOELLE!" they scream as they go downstairs. Confessional Linda - So ive been "visiting with other people" today, and gotten insight on WHO is voting for WHO. Now i need to meet up with my girlies and Jeremy, because we ARE the deciding votes. "Okay, so Party Bees are all voting Dana, that's 6. The Attitude's are all Voting Noelle , That's 4. We pretty much decide who we want more, Noelle or Dana?" Linda explains. "I really don't want Dana" Confessional Flawless - Well, we are going to vote Dana, she seems real. Confessional JEremy - I don't want to betray my nwq alliance, but..Dana is with Allison. "I dont think thats a good idea"...JEremy explains to Kayla and Tammy. Before further Deliberation can continue, Wendy summons them all to the voting room!  IT IS NOW TIME, TO VOTE FOR HoH!!!!! Noelle - Noelle
Josh - Noelle
Britney - Gunner
Princess - Dana
Tammy - Dana
Gunner - Gunner
Linda - Dana
Allison - Dana
Dana - Dana
Jeremy - Noelle
Micah - Noelle
Deja - Noelle
Kayla - Dana
Stevie - Stevie"LAST PLACE, with ONE vote! Stevie! How EMBARASSing!" Wendy yells. "Third Place, with 2 votes, Gunnaa booii!!!" Wendy says. "Close in Second, with 5 Votes.........NOELLE! Too close, boo" Wendy says. "THE WINNER, WITH 6 VOTES..AND THE NEW HoH.... DANA!!!!" Wendy exclaims, as Dana jumps for joy! Confessional Dana - YES! I AM THE NEW HoH! time to make some serious moves, im done flying under the radar. Confessional Allison - Im really Glad Dana won, but im pissed off that Gunner and Britney went against the alliance...whos side on they on? Confessional Flawless - WOW, so Jeremy just joined us and ALREADY went against us... "Well Dana boo, as you know you need to make your decision QUICK. So now it is time to start picking !!" Wendy says, as she shakes her DDD pancake titties. "I Choose... allison!" Dana says. "Come on Princess! " Allison says. " GUNNAH BOO!!!" Princess says. " Stevie" Gunner mumbles. " Britney!!" Stevie yells. " Tammy" Britney says. Confessional Britney - I dont like TAMMY at ALL, but this was the plan that dana came up with.. Confessional Tammy - WOW im SHOCKED she picked me but THANK GOD she did. "Linda!" Tammy says. "KAYLA KC!" Linda says. "MICAH!!!" Kayla calls. Confessional Kayla - I know the plan was to save Jeremy, but us 3 girls are PISSED he went against us today... "JOSH!" Micah screams. Confessional Micah - Maybe this will make Josh like me again.. Josh walks up, thankful but upset. Noelle, Deja, and Jeremy stand there looking stupid. Confessional Josh - FUCK! Im glad i got picked but... IM PISSED that 2 of my girls are in the bottom. Confessional Dana - The plan worked PERFECT! Except I was expecting JOSH instead of Jeremy..but either way, one of the two girls in Attitude hopefully will leave. The cast all walks back in the house.. Confessional Noelle - Deja and I are in the box, and we almost have no chance....our alliance is ABOUT to fall apart. |
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Post by Admin on Mar 7, 2010 16:45:26 GMT -5
Confessional - Dana
It's time for my power outing, and I'm really exciting. My plan worked perfectly and now it's time to get rid of either one of the Attitude girls, or a backstabber.
Dana, and the bottom 3 head out to dinner on the beach power outing.
Confessional - Jeremy
I'm confident I'm not going home. I may not have voted Dana's way but it's because I don't trust Allison. With this power outing I'll help Dana realize that Allison is evil and she can't trust her.
They finally arrive to their power outing. "Oh my gosh, oh my goshhhh, this is so nice" says Deja. "Mhm, this is cute, Dana girl, you hooked up" says Noelle."
Confessional - Noelle
Me and Deja are friends, so I'm hoping we can team up to get Jeremy the one out.
"Sit down guys" offers Dana. The 3 sit down and nervously look around each other. Jeremy is worried that he is going to be targetted.
"So why do you think each of you should stay?" asks Dana
"Dana, we've been friends for such a long time now, I'm best friends with your boyfriend. You know me, YOU know ME. These other two girls, you can't trust." explains Jeremy.
"Hold on a second, you better NOT be talking about me" snaps Noelle. "Yeah I was you crazy bitch, what of it?" snaps back Jeremy. Noelle throws her drink on Jerermy. "Your mother BITCH, YOUR MOTHER." Jeremy gets up but Dana interupts.
"Guys calm down, before you're both kicked off the show!" shrieks Dana
Confessional - Noelle
Jeremy thinks he knows me, he needs to POP off.
"Deja, you've been quiet, why should you stay over Jeremy and Noelle?" asks Dana
Deja giggles to herself, and flips her weave. "WELL, both of these people here, they're ghetto. I've never been ghetto, Jeremy he's a PORN STAR, who backstabbed you! And Noelle, LOOK at her!" explains Deja
"Excuse me? LOOK at me? BITCH WITH YOUR 2 DOLLAR WEAVE?" screams Noelle "I CAN GET HYPHEE TOO NOELLE"
Noelle gets in Deja's face and screams at the top of her lungs
"POP OFF SON POP OFF SON, POP OFF SON" "You need a breath mint bitch!" snaps back Deja
Confessional - Dana
Wow, Noelle really goes from 0-100 within seconds, it looks like Deja and Noelle's alliance has officially crumbled. But Jeremy.. ugh what am I gonna do with him? He's been proven to be unloyal every time it comes to voting and selection.
A tiny mexican that resembles a oompa loompa arrives to tell Dana she can have one on one time with one person.
Confessional - Deja
I know it looks bad I threw Noelle under the bus, but when it comes down to me or her, it's ME. I'm gonna choose.
"Noelle, lets have some one on one" offers Dana.
The other 2 leave the area.
"So, you obviously know you lead the alliance that I'm against right?" asks Dana.
"Honey, I know that, but we have worked together before. You have 2 people in there who are untrustworthy. Jeremy says he knows you, but you can't even trust him! And Deja, I can't believe she did me like that, the bitch can NOT be trusted" explains Noelle.
"OKay, so you'd be willing to help us tomorrow if I keep you tonight?" asks Dana.
"Yes, I swear on my weave" finalizes Noelle.
Confessional - Noelle
When a black woman swears on her weave, that means she's swearing on all that is precious to her.
Dana and the bottom 3 head back to the house
Dana goes to give Allison a quick recap of what went on.
"Okay, send Jeremy home" says Allison. "I was thinking that too, but what about Deja? asks Dana. "Well since Noelle is enemies with her, we can get Noelle to help us get her out tomorrow<3" says Allison sounding smart.
"Mk" says Dana
Confessional - Allison
Finally Jeremy is leaving the house, he doesn't even need to be here, shouldn't he be like, praying to his dead grandma and her huge forehead? HAHAHA
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pistols ready to fire??? I mean you say Brazil didn't you? Stevie hates white people, and dude me and you are white!" Gunner said.
