REAL WORLD FANTASY HOUSE: ALL STARS

[Prince Eric]

Allison and the Tokyo cast then headed to a horseback riding place.

When Maria found out Allison was HoH she did not come because of the constant disrespect from Allison


"LETS START RIDIN!" The ranger said.

"OH YEAH!" Allison said. " I love horses!." Britney said.

"OH NO!!!! AHHHHHH" Noelle screamed.

Confessional Noelle: Can we have a NORMAL power outing without my weave getting busted, or fucking BEASTS that were not made to interact with mankind?

"Oh no" Josh said as he backed away from the horses.

Confessional Josh: I love animals and nature, but when I was a child, I had a bad experience with horses, one trampled me as a child!

"EVERYONE GET ON THE HORSE, AND WE WILL RIDE YALL TO YOUR PICNIC!" The Ranger said.

Everyone hopped on terrified or not, but Noelle... She decided to walk.

Allison rode on her horse perfectly

Britney rode on her horse perfectly

BUT JOSH


"OHHH NOOOOO!!!!" The ranger yelled.

"CASSIE STOP DRAGGIN THE POOR BOY!!!" The ranger yelled at the horse.

The ranger then saw the horse was not budging, and shot the horse.

He then untied Josh and helped him into an ambulance.



Confessional Allison: Poor Horse , It should not have been shot for doing that to Josh, he deserved every bit of being dragged.

Noelle then ran over to Josh to check on him.

Josh was battered, and after 30 minutes he was bandaged up, and he walked his way over to the power outing on crutches.



They all sat down at the picnic table and begin to eat.


"So why should you stay Britney?" Allison asked.

"Because I never betrayed you! I just considered it." Britney replied.

"Ugh you dumb bitch! IF YOU EVEN CONSIDER BACKSTABBING ME! YOU SHOULD BE PUNISHED." Allison yelled.

"Now why should you stay Noelle?" Allison asked.

"Because I am not a back stabbed like Britney! I stay true to my alliance with Josh... I admit I am against you, but at least I never smiled in your face like Britney...." Noelle said.

"Okay I see..." Allison responded.

"Now why should I keep you crutch boy?" Allison asked Josh.

"Because if I ever win HoH, I will not target you! I promise. I can admit that I am against your people, but you would be the last person I'd target." Josh said.

Allison rolled her eyes.

"You do realize your the strongest person on the Attitudes right?" Allison said.

"I know I am smart but..." Josh said as he got cut off.

"BUT NOTHING! I WANT THE STRONGER PEOPLE OUT!" Allison yelled.

Confessional Allison: I feel like I am hearing nothing but bullshit!

"Allison why keep two people who just admitted to being against you? I have nothing against you... I just don't really care for Dana, but if you send Josh home today, which you should because he is fucking smart, then I promise I will work with the bees again to get this bitch Noelle, out because I hate her!" Britney said.

"Hmmm maybe... maybe not" Allison said as she got up from the picnic table.

Confessional Allison: I have a lot to think about...[/color]

[CLAYBAYBAY]

Allison gets all ready for eliminations as the others do too.

"ELIMZ!" WENDY YELLS.

Confessional Allison - i have a huge move to make.

Confessional Britney- im really worried tonight WILL be my FINAL night in the house...

Confessional Josh - If i go home, im gonna be so dissapointed.......................

They all walk out back, then allison goes next.

'WELL , HERE ARE ARE! ANOTHER WEEK ANOTHER ELIMANAYSHUNZ CEREMONY!" WENDY EXPLAINS.

Confessoinal Allison - This is probably the MOST important elimination ceremony YET....

"So Allison girl, its dat tyme" Wendy says.

"Okay, so..........tell me, why should you stay? Allison asks.

"Because I never went against you, and I AM LOYAL it was just a misunderstanding!!" Britney says.

"Becuase im straight forward, and not Fake like Britney, who wants to get away from you!" Josh explains.

"Becuase, Britney is flip floppin and im a real bitch plus I am straigh forward" Noelle says.

......................

"Noelle, come get the first check" Allison says.

"Noelle. You're pathetic, you'll be gone soon, but ill let your ass stay one more night" Allison says, handing Noelle her check.

Confessional Noelle - YES! Now, i just hope Josh stays!

Confessional Britney - Maybe, i have a shot..

Confessional Josh - bye.

"Britney, come up here" Allison says..........


*CUE DRAMATIC M U S I C *

"Britney, It's really upsetting to see you in the situation you are in. You and I had become such good friends" Allison says having flashbacks of their friendship



But you have become a Fake, Two Faced, Backstabbing, Stupid ass bitch of a liar, and really, i just cant deal with it.. Plus, you DON'T Cross the Bees and attempt to flip flop, then try and get away with it? Are ya stupid?

However Britney......you have no friends here, and no allies..

So, im not gonna evict you over someone strong, because youre such a hot mess!

which is why im evicting JOSH right now!



Confessional Noelle - *crying histerically*

Britney runs up. Allison spits on her check, and then hands it to her.

Confessional Dana - Im a little upset that BRITNEY didnt go home, but shell be gone next!

[Admin]

The remaining Real Worlders return back to the mansion, and the tension between the Bee alliance is at an all time high.

Allison and the bees drink and party in celebration of Josh leaving.


^Confessional - Allison

YAY, FINALLY!!! -Dances-. Josh is gone hurray! Finally after escaping me last time, he's gone. Teehee! But for some reason, it doesn't feel like much of a victory. I want to get rid of Noelle, but at this point she is so lonely, and weak, there's no point. I need to get rid of the dead weight of my alliance, and that's Britney and Tammy. Deja at least has never thought of going to the other side..


"DRINK DANA, DRINK!!" yells Allison as she forces Dana to funnel beer after beer. "woo!" shouts Dana excited. "Get crazy, get wild!" cheers Deja.

Britney drinks angrily by herself, with Tammy trying to console her. "That bitch Dana, she's fucking everyone's chance at money. We need her to get out" slurs Britney. "I know, she totally wants you out, which means I'll be next to go after" says Tammy drunkenly.
"Let's get rid of her, we'll break her so down, she'll quit" says Tammy for an idea. "Awesome!" says Britney. And the two embrace one another.

"Ahaha I need to go make a phone call" says Dana happily. she strolls out of the room, while everyone else continues to drink.


^Confessional - Dana

I haven't spoken to Nate since I hung up on him. So I am going to try to speak to him now after it being weeks since I last heard from him.


Dana stumbles into the phone booth and dials her boyfriend's number.

*ring ring*

"Hello..?" answers a tired voice. "Babyyyyyy" says Dana in a cute baby voice. "Babe, I haven't spoken to you in weeks. How is everything?"

^Confessional - Britney

I am so fucking pissed off right now, I am just ready to blow up on that bitch Dana. because of her JEALOUS ANT EATER LOOKING FACE ASS, I may be the next to go. And if I'm going next, I'll be damned if I let her get off the hook for the shit she has put me through.



"Dana, WHERE ARE YOU BITCH" screams Britney. "Yeah BITCH WHERE ARE YOU" yells Tammy.

^Confessional - Tammy

I hate Dana. She can get fucked. It's me and Britney versus the world, I hope these bitches are ready.


"You know I don't like Allison, but from the way you make it sound, it looks like she's really treating you like a friend" admits Nate. "Thank you Nate!" says Dana happily.

Britney and Tammy take eggs from the refrigerator and toss it at the phone booth, causing Dana to jump.


^Confessional - Dana

I'm on the phone with my boyfriend, who I love dearly. And I have to deal with this bullshit.


"LEAVE ME ALONE" Dana screams at Britney and Tammy. Britney bursts through the phone booth doors. "GET AWAY FROM ME, GET AWAY." screams Dana. "SHUT UP BITCH" screams Britney.

Nate is still on the line, hearing all this chaos.

"ALLISONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN" screams Dana


^Confessional - Deja

I have no idea WHAT is going on, but I hear Dana screaming for help. And she sounds really in trouble it's time to show these bitches that bees sting.


"Ohh, who's that on the line?" asks Britney as she snatches the phone from Dana.

"Hello? who's this?" asks Britney. "Who is this..?!" demands Nate. "OH you're NATE huh?" asks Britney. "Give me the phone Britney NOW" demands Dana. "Nate, I'm wondering, HOW does it feel to have such an ugly, weak BITCH for a girlfriend? A girl who GOES back to a girl who has continously USED and ABUSED HER?" remarks Britney.

"FUCK YOU BRITNEY, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING BITCH STEP BACK, WORKER BEE" Dana yells pointing in Britney's face.

"WHATEVER BITCHHHHHHHHH" yells Britney. "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE USED AND ABUSED BY A BITCH WHO WILL NEVER BE YOUR FRIEND" screams Britney.

"Ahem". Britney turns around. "LIKE THIS" screams Allison as she punches Britney square in the face knocking her to the ground. "BITCH" she screams as she spits on Britney.

"ALLISON NOOOOOOOOO" yells Deja.

"I'll call you back" Dana says quickly as she hangs up on Nate. The producers come in and remove Britney. "You just lost your chance at HoH tomorrow Allison!" warns the producer.

"WHATEVER" screams Allison. "And YOU, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING" Allison yells at Tammy in her face.

^Confessional - Allison

Who does Britney and Tammy think they are? They just set the fact in stone that she's going home.



"You think you're on some bourgy shit?!" demands to know Deja. "NO, FUCK HER" screams Allison running to Tammy's room with Dana and Deja following. She takes all her luggage and tosses it down the stairs.

"BITCHHHHHHHHH" yells Allison.

"You think I care? You think I care about you?!" asks Tammy with tears running down her face. "AHAHA, you're so pathetic" Allison says opening up Tammy's luggage and with Deja and Dana's assistance begin ripping all her clothes and breaking Tammy's possessions.

Allison then sees a picture of Tammy's dead grandfather.


^Confessional - Allison

I struck gold!


"awwwwwwwwwwwwww IS THIS YOUR GRANDPA???" asks Allison maliciously.

"GET OFF THAT PICTURE!" demands Tammy. Allison looks at the picture, then at Tammy.

"PATHETIC" Allison yells spitting on the picture and then ripping it into little pieces.

Tammy immediately breaks down completely. "NOOOO YOU MONSTER." she yells.

"FUCK THIS, FUCK IT ALL" cries Tammy.

She rushes out the door and begins to cry in the street.

"I QUIT, I FUCKING QUIT" she yells.

A producer goes outside to comfort her, "Do you really want to quit?" the producer asks calmly. Tammy having difficulty breathing says "Yes!" Tammy is then taken away by the producers.


^Confessional - Dana

Good riddance to Tammy, now all that's left is dealing with Britney.

[ariel]

Confessional-Britney: Wow, Tammy just snapped and left. Now I'm stuck here all alone dealing with these two bitches. Great...

Confessional-Allison: Yes, Yes, Yess YESSS!!! My plan worked perfectly. Tammy is now out of this house! Britney, that bitch knows she's the next to go!

Confessional-Dana: Ugh, finally that weak annoying workerbee Tammy is out. It's like a thorn finally being plucked out from my side.

Confessional-Noelle: Wow...I can't believe these girls would stoop sooo low over this competition. Poor Tammy. These girls will soon have a rude awakening and I can't wait to witness it.

The girls left are staring each other down in a room filled with angry tension. The feeling is awkward when suddenly...

FEEL IT FEEL IT FEEL IT!
I WANNA FEEL IT
SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT
WOOP WOOP
SHOUT IT OUT.

"OMG, voting now...!?" Britney wonders as the music plays.

The lights dim and Wendy rolls in.

"NO BOOBOO! Not right now! Instead I have a verrry special surprise for you all."



The cast looks bewildered as to what Wendy has in store for them.

"BOOBOO, come on out! Work it boy, work it!!!" Wendy shouts as a guy with crutches limps out from behind the curtain.

"JOSH!!!" The girls yell.

"Yes, BOOBOO Josh will be brought back since BOOBOO Tammy up and quit. Muah!" Wendy explains.

Noelle runs up and embraces Josh tightly.

"I'm so glad you're back." Noelle says tearfully.

"Thanks, me too. I've missed you, even thought it's only been a short time." Josh replied.

"Yeah, same here." Noelle agrees.

"But...this doesn't make any sense! He was eliminated by me, fair and square! And look at him...what can he DO?!!! He's a fucking GIMP for chrissake!!!!"

Josh looks at Allison with indifference.



"DON'T DISRESPECT ME, BOOBOO!!! I'M DA HOST OF THIS GAME! IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!!! SO GO BACK TO SLEEP BOOBOO!!!" Wendy yells at Allison.

Allison backs down with silence, but still fuming mad that Josh was brought back.

Confessional-Allison: Who da fuck's great idea was it to let JOSH back in the house! WTF he's even a fucking GIMP now to with his stanky leg dragging all this shit down!



Confessional-Dana: Josh is brought back!? Allison is sure pissed, as am I! He's a threat to the QueenBees and now another thorn is replacing the one lost. I can't believe this...

Confessional-Josh: So, I'm back in the house and it's pretty obvious that some of the girls are not pleased. Being eliminated opened my eyes to a whole new side of the game in my eyes. But now that I'm back, I will be relentless towards the QueenBees.

Others had a more positive attitude towards Josh coming back.

Confessional-Noelle: OMG, I am sooo happy that Josh was brought back. Now we have a chance against Allison and Dana. This is a blessing in disguise!

Confessional-Deja: Well Josh was brought back. Hmm...things are gonna turn more interesting than ever now.

Confessional-Britney: Josh is back, now I can use him and his other little friends to fuck over that anteater and hedgehog like they're tryna fuck over me.



Josh limps over to Noelle and whispers in her ear.

"They're dead." Noelle agrees with a quick nod.

END EPISODE

[Prince Eric]

EPISODE 11

THE NEXT MORNING!

Confessional: So I am back, and my number one target is Allison! The bitch has tried to get me out, and failed twice! I am just hoping that I get motherfucking HoH!

The Bees wake up and their rooms and Allison is upset.

"Ugh that motherfucker is back! He really has to go! If he stays then I will never win" Allison said.

"I still want Britney to go, the bitch is sneaky" Dana said.

"and I still want Noelle out, The bitch has been gunning for me since the beginning!" said DeJa.

Confessional DeJa: I have been through a lot in this competition, and If I do not get the money for my wedding, then I am really going to be hurt.

In the Tokyo/ Attitudes room.

"I really want Dana to go you guys! She is the brains behind that whole alliance." Britney said to Josh and Noelle.

Confessional Britney: I hate Noelle,but I hate Dana even more! I want Dana out, and then Noelle. So for now Ima work with the Attitudes to get the bitch Dana out, and see who has the last laugh.

"I can not stand that bitch DeJa!" Noelle said.

"DEJA YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT ALLISON! She is the real queen bitch in that alliance! BECAUSE OF HER YOU ALMOST LOST ME TWICE!!!" Josh yelled @ Noelle.

" I know Josh, but I just know that DeJa is gunning for me" Noelle said.

"and so am I...." Britney whispered to herself, but no one heard.


FEEL IT FELL IT FEEL IT
I WANNA FEEL IT
SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT
WOOP WOOP
SHOUT IT OUT.



"HOLA LADIES N GENT AHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT? AND GENT. HAHAHAHAHAHA, ANYWAYS IT'S TIME FOR THE NOMINEES!"- Wendy said.


The Nominees are

Josh
Dana
DeJa
Britney

Confessional Allison: Okay so two queen bees are up for HoH, but Dana wants Britney out, and DeJa wants Noelle out... BUT I still want Josh out!!! UGH! What am I going to do???

"Just vote for me Noelle and Britney!" Josh said.

"You can trust me!" Josh said.

"NOOOO!!!!!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO!" Britney yelled.

" I am voting for me,myself,and I!" Britney yelled.

Confessional Britney: Josh want me to vote for his ass? HELL NO! I want Dana out, and I am going to get her out tonight.

Confessional Noelle: No way in hell am I voting for Britney.

Confessional Josh: Ugh! Why do they have to be so difficult? What am I going to do....

[ariel]

Josh is still adament to Britney about getting her to vote his way.

"Come on Britney, your attitude stinks. Can't you see how logical this is to vote for me and Noelle." Josh explains.

"No, you damn fool. I am no way in hell voting for Josh, those bitches can eat it." Says Britney.

"Why you gotta hold grudges like this, it's very unattractive." Says Josh.

"At least it's not as unattractive as walking around with a frickin GIMP." Snaps Britney.

Josh rolls his eyes.

"Fine Britney, vote the way you want. Screw things up for everybody." Josh is really getting annoyed now.

"Don't get smart with me, actin like you own me and shit...cuz ya don't." Britney says trying to stand her ground on her own.

"I really don't need this right now..." Josh explains.

"Britney's such a dumbass bitch. You know you have my vote Josh, but there's no way Britney's gonna have a vote other than herself now." Says Noelle to Josh as Britney walks away.

"Ughh...great, now this is left up to chance." Josh sighs.

Confessional-Britney: Who the hell do these people think they are, trying to control me to do their bidding!? These bitches betta think twice before steppin to me like this.



Confessional-Noelle: Could Britney, just once, just once. Have a brain? I don't want anything to do with her, but if we can use her as a pawn to get me and Josh ahead so be it.

Confessional-Josh: I have such a bad headache right now. I am really scared of these votes and we have to take a chance on someone who doesn't wanna do with anybody.

[Admin]

Confessional - Deja

Today is my day, I can already feel it. It's time to get one of these other bitches out. I've been quiet, I've been calm, but it's time to show them who really is a ride or die bitch.


"Okay, we're voting for DANA, k?" says Allison. Deja looks at Allison skeptically. "Ahahahuh, why not me?" asks Deja with a smirk. Allison raises her eye brow. "What do you mean WHY not YOU?" demands Allison. "I mean, I've never had a chance to be HoH, I'll prove myself" says Deja.


^Confessional - Allison

I don't know WHERE this is coming from. First Britney, now Deja? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? They're the most annoying worker bees EVER.


"And who do you want out?" asks Dana. "Anyone who isn't with us" says Deja. Dana looks Deja up and down in distaste. "I don't think so" says Dana.

Deja sips on her martini and gives Dana an evil smile.

"Last time I checked, if I wanted I could go to the other alliance and give them my vote" says Deja dryly. Dana and Allison both give blank expressions at what they just heard.

Allison clenches her fists and grinds her teeth and prepares to scream, but Dana grabs her insinuating to calm down. "Okay Deja, we can do that I guess.

^Confessional - Allison

WHAT IS DANA SAYING, IS SHE DUMB?


"Great!" says Deja happily.

^Confessional - Deja

I need to give my fans, the viewers what they want to see. And that's the HBIC Deja they love. I'm done playing this shady shit! Fuck it, I'm in charge now.



Deja strolls out of the room to go see Britney.

Deja enters the spare bedroom and finds bottles of vodka on the floor. "Girl, are you alright?" asks Deja. "Uhhhhhhhh, get out!" yells Britney.

"Honey, I'm here to HELP you!" exclaims Deja."What? says Britney happily


^confessional - Britney

Deja comes running into my room saying she can help me, and at this point, any help I can get I'm willing to take.



"If you vote for me I'll keep you safe, and then we'll have Noelle, Josh and Dana in the bottom, and guess who's going?" asks Deja
"Noelle?" asks Britney. "ahaha NOPE! Dana<3, then Allison will be out next" Deja says maliciously.

Britney smiles brightly, then Deja and her embrace.

"Loves ya bitch!" says Deja.


-Meanwhile in the Attitude's room-

"It's going to most likely be you me and Briney in the bottom again, unless we can do some last minute deals" says Josh.

"But with who? All of the bees hate us" says Noelle. Josh face palms "Ugh you're right" he admits. "Dana does hate Britney though, so if we vote her, there is a good chance we can talk her into sending Britney home."

"I guess we can do that" says Josh.


^Confessional - Josh

Me and Noelle are completely on the defensive, there really is nothing we can do but hope that we don't go home.



Deja strolls into the attitudes room. "Oh hi" she says with a big grin on her face.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT BITCH' screams Noelle. Deja flips her weave. "Calm DOWN, banshee! I'm here to tell you, you'll be safe if you vote me HoH. But Noelle, you'll have to be in the bottom" says Deja.

"Who are you sending home?" asks Josh. "Dana!" Noelle and Josh exchange skeptical looks.


^Confessional - Josh

Deja suddenly comes into our room and offers us safety if we vote for her. FINALLY we get our break!


"You can count on us" syas Josh. "Awesome!, you're awesome, you're awesome!" Deja says skipping out of the room.


^Confessional - Deja

This is perfect, now I have ALL of the votes in the house. Dana you're done for bitch!



"You can't be serious?" asks Noelle. "Noelle, COME ON, put your feelings for Deja aside, you need to vote her HoH." pleads Josh. "The bitch is a snake, a flip flopper. I don't trust her" says Noelle.


^Confessional - Josh

Noellle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"At least with Dana, she has never gone against her word" says Noelle. Josh stares down Noelle. "Fine Noelle, do what you want!" snaps Josh at Noelle. Noelle looks down in disappointment.


The lights dim, the music plays, and the diva fan blows

Wendy BURSTS through the doors.

"TIME TO VOTE BOO!" she yells

"Remember your nominees are!

DANA, DEJA, JOSH, and BRITNEY


^Confessional - Allison

If Deja really thinks we're voting her, she has ANOTHER thing coming. That stupid bitch.


Allison votes Dana
Dana votes Dana


^Confessional - Deja

Those ARROGANT BITCHES, didn't vote ME? ahaha huuuuuuuh.

Deja votes Deja
Britney votes Deja
Noelle votes Dana

Josh looks at Noelle in shock. And Dana's jaw dropped.


^Confessional - Dana

Noelle actually voted me? Someone who is in the opposing alliance? She's a real bitch, a real STUPID bitch.


"OH MY!" says a shocked Wendy. "It's up to Joshy boy to be the tie breaker!"


Deja eyes Josh sharply, Josh then looks over at Noelle.

"I vote... Dana......" Josh says putting his hands over his face.


^Confessional - Josh

I just know Deja would send Noelle home, and we've been friends forever, I can't just risk her like that..


"YES!!" screams Allison, her and Dana dance together

"You know the drill boo! Save one person Dana!"

"Do you even have to ask? Allison!!" cheers Dana.

Allison looks at the bottom 4. "You know, whatever! Noelle, you're safe." says Allison.

Deja cries hysterically "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" she screams. Allison hugs Deja. "I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry" Allison lies.

Deja hugs Allison but her hatred for Dana grows even more.

"THE BOTTOM 3 ARE, JOSHY, DEJA, AND BRITNEY!!" laughs Wendy.

[CLAYBAYBAY]

Confessional Deja - IM SO PISSED! IM PISSED at ALLISON for not picking me, but im even more pissed that DANA is the HoH and IM in the botttom!! UGH!!!

Confessional Dana - there are 2 girls i DO not like in the bottom, and a really strong guy! Its like christmas!

COME ON YALL! TIME FOR POWAH OUTTTING!!" Wendy exclaims.



Josh, Britney, Deja, and Dana all board the Van and depart on their way to the power outing.

Confessional Josh - Dana doesnt like Deja or Britney, so i think if i just play it cool and coast through this, i will be safe tonight.

They arrive at the beach, where they see canopies, gazebos, and massage tables.

"YAY!!" Dana says and leads the pack over to the area.

Confessional Britney - I would rather be ANYWHERE on earth, than here right now.

They all arrive and get massages. IT is completely silent for about the first hour, while everyone is relaxing and enjoying themselves.

Confessional Josh - wow, with all the NON stop drama in this house, this has been really nice.

"Now, we have lunch for you" Maria says, leading them to a table.

The three sit down and get situated, with Josh sitting next to Dana, while Britney and Deja back as far as they can away.

"So, lets get to the bottom of this.Why should you stay Josh?" Allison says.

"I think we are already cordial, so thats a plus. You are looking at three faces right now. One, that has been completely respectable to you the entire game. And then 2 others who have attacked you, and your personal life and have completely been against you lately. Is it really a difficult decision?" Josh explains.


"hm.. i seee"

Confessional Dana - he makes a good point.

"okay, now you Britney" Dana says.

"I won't backstab you and.."

"AHA! dont play me Britney, seriously i k now you dont like me so give me a REAL reason" dana replies.

"BECAUSE i DONT have ANYBODY in this game and im going home next. EVEN THE ATTITUDES dont like me so why eliminate a filler"

Confessional Britney - AHAHAHA! I AINT NO FILLER! I just need to tell miss harvard some BS and hope she eliminates Deja's ass.

"Okay, and YOU ...... *sigh* Deja"

"Keep me if you want, don't keep me if you want. " Deja says stubbornly.

"Stop it Deja, youve been a bitch all day" dana says.

"My Bad, My fault k whatever" Deja says.

Confessional Dana - ugh, Josh was the only one who even like, cooperated. Britney lied to me, and Deja straight up didnt even give me the time of day. this is so lame, and im so tired of these lame girls!


Maria walks up and delivers the note, Dana accepts.

"Josh" dana says.

Deja rolls her eyes, and Britney smacks her bubble gum as they both get out and go to the van.

Maria brings out some drinks for Dana and Josh to enjoy during their ONE on ONE time.

"So Josh, i need a bit more from you. Because at this point you are the strongest in the bottom three, and may go" Dana says.

Confessional Josh - NO!!! I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE

Confessional Dana - im not really going to eliminate josh most likely, im just telling him that to see what he will say.

"Well im trustworthy. Dana, you and I are the most educated people IN THIS GAME. There isnt a single person here who has the brains like we do. You save me, I will do my BEST to keep you and Allison around until final 4 and who knows maybe we can can work together" Josh elaborates.

Confessional Dana - Josh is really good with words..

'Ill keep it all in mind" dana says.

Maria tells them that their time is up and they most go now.

The 4 rw'ers get in the limo and travel back to the house.

Dana goes back to her room to explain everything to ALlison.

"so what they say?" Allison says.

"A buncha bs, obviously" dana says.

Confessional Allison - Everyone at this point, is saying WHATEVER they have to at this point and lying to stay safe. I dont know, but all i KNOW is everyone in here is a bunch of liars except for me and Dana, and one of the liars is going home! *blows kiss*

[Prince Eric]

"FUCK THIS! FUCK THIS!" Britney said as she walked into the doors of the house.

"I already know I am going home girls so you ain't gotta be upset" DeJa said.

"Hello no girl! I am definitely going home.

Confessional Noelle: Haha the too bitches I hate are both in danger!!! Finally one of them are leaving!

Confessional Josh: I am pretty confident that I am staying another night, so I am going to dress sharp tonight in a suit... I wish I did not have my cast on though.

"So do you know what you are gonna do?" Allison asked Dana.

"Yes bye bye Britney!" Dana said as she let an evil smile slip.

"DANA!!!" Yelled the producers.

Dana ran to see what the producers said....

"Tonight we are doing something a bit different" The producers said.

Meanwhile

Britney angrily packed her bags, and DeJa followed packing hers.

"I AM NOT GOING OUT THIS WAY!" DeJa yelled.

"I AM THE QUEEN BITCH" DeJa yelled again.

"Yeah fuck these bitches!" yelled Britney

DeJa grabbed a tire iron, and Britney grabbed a bat.






"This house is about to get fucked up.

They then ran in Noelle's room while Noelle is in the backyard smoking a cig with Josh.

"Fuck you bitch!" yelled Britney as she broke her family photo's

"Fuck your life" yelled DeJa as she broke all her belongings.

"Fuck your weave" said Britney as she ripped open all Noelle's weave and threw it in the fire place.

DeJa then flipped over Noelle's mattress, and Toilet papered the room.

They then ran in Dana's room while Dana and Allison were in the vanity room getting ready for eliminations.

Britney broke all Dana's college achievement awards.

"HAHA WHY WOULD THE DUMB BITCH BRING HER AWARDS HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?" DeJa yelled as she ripped apart Dana's grandmother pearls, and broke up her jewelry.

"I am sure she won't be needing this!" Britney yelled as she broke a dildo.

"That was Allison's." DeJa said.

"Oh" Britney said.

Then DeJa threw down a pic of Nate and Dana together in a frame, and stepped on it with her heel shattering it.

They then toilet papered that room as well.

"Are we done here?" Britney asked.

"I think so Honey B" DeJa smirked.

They then went into the vanity room with Allison, and Dana.

"What was the fucking noise?" Allison asked.

DeJa then began to laugh.

"What is so funny you crazy bitch?" Allison asked.

DeJa then kept laughing, and Britney joined in laughing.

" I am out of here!" Dana said as she stormed out of the room.

"BYE BITCH!!! WATCH YOU SELF DESTRUCT WHEN I LEAVE BIIIIITCH!!!" Britney yelled.

Britney and DeJa then did their make up dramatic, and got ready for eliminations in the most over the top outfits.

Confessional Britney and DeJa: We are gonna go out with a bang.



Britney and DeJa walked down stairs ready for eliminations.

But the Producers stopped them and told them "It is going to be a double elimination, and Dana already have informed us that sadly both of you are going home."

DeJa's heart dropped and she began to cry.

Confessional DeJa: No wedding money for me!!! I failed.

"DeJa stop crying! We are going out of here like real bitches" Britney said.

"You guys have a special part in the next episode" The producer said.

"What???" DeJa asked.

The producers told them some secret info.

and then...


FEEL IT FEEL IT FEEL IT!
I WANNA FEEL IT
SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT
WOOP WOOP
SHOUT IT OUT.


" A VERY SPECIAL ELIMANAYSHUNZZZ HAS CAME TODAY!" Wendy exclaimed.

" Well today is an EASY choice for me" laughed Dana.

But no one laughed with her...

Instead DeJa and Britney stared at her with piercing eyes as if they wanted to kill her.

"So my first check is going to...." Dana said but she got cut off.

"WE KNOW WE KNOW JOSH!!!!" DeJa and Britney yelled as they ruined Dana's elimination.

"How did you know it was a double elimination?" Dana asked.

"The Producers told us dumb bitch. didn't you go to Harvard?" Britney said.

DeJa filled her glass with Tequila, and poured it on Dana's head.

"THATS FOR MESSING WITH MY WEDDING MONEY" DeJa said.

Allison pushed DeJa.

"Don't push my friend like that bitch!" Allison yelled.

"I wouldn't push her..." Britney said.

"Yep we have more power than you think." DeJa said.

Josh limped over and got his check and had a seat next to Noelle.

Confessional Josh and Noelle: WTH is going on? This is interesting.

"Since DeJa,and Britney are eliminated tonight, they will have a twist! They will get to vote on who is HoH for the next episode" The Producers said.

"BULL SHIT!!!!!!!" Noelle shouted.

"Shut the fuck up ugly bitch!" Britney said.

Josh,Noelle,Allison, and Dana drenched in alcohol, were all dumb founded.

DeJa flipped her weave, and said " So beg me bitches"

" I ain't begging these bitches fo shit!" Noelle yelled as she ran to her room.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Noelle yelled when she saw her room.

Britney and DeJa let out a little chuckle.

Confessional Dana: Damn! My fucking elimination just went to shit.

END EPISODE

[ariel]

EPISODE 12

Noelle looks in awe and horror at the site of her broken, torn up room and all her possessions. Dana and Allison run up stairs to their rooms as well and gaze upon the destruction that Britney and Deja. For the first time, the QueenBee alliance is speechless. Dana notices her broken academic acheivement awards and breaks down sobbing with disbelief at their ruined state. She collects them and puts all the pieces in a bag in hope they can be fixed later.


Allison looks around silently, her eyes gazing back and forth at the messterpiece Britney and Deja left in her room.

"Wow. Wowwy wow wow..." Allison says in a grinning disbelief that all her possessions are now in ruin.

Confessional-Allison: My stuff, I can't believe it's all in shit now. But I can believe that those two cunts would do something like this. Now I have to beg for them to be HoH!? Fuck all this shit!



Allison then notices that Britney and Deja still have their suitcases in their rooms, although packed, but still not with them.

Confessional-Allison: And then those two fucking retarded bitches actually leave their suitcases upstairs!!! Oh the hilarity!

Allison tries to pull up a whimpering Dana still clutching to her bag of broken awards and pulls her up.

"Listen Dana, they left their suitcases in their rooms like the dumb bitches they are. Get the biggest one and comeback." Allison whispers to Dana. Meanwhile, Noelle is downstairs wanting an explanation from Deja and Britney downstairs, but they aren't interested in listening to her at all.

"What is taking you guys so long? We don't have all day?" Chuckles Britney.

"Come on booboos its time for pickings of da new HoH now! Get back downstairs!" Wendy shouts.

Unbeknownst to the girls downstairs, Allison and Dana unzip the largest of the girls' suitcases and stand above it (Allison under Britney's and Dana under Deja's) spread eagle and start urinating in their suitcases. And then they start pouring bleach and spitting in their suitcases, and then zipping them up like nothing happened.

Confessional-Allison: Now to go back downstairs and act like everything's chill.

"Hello girls...!" Allison says all kooky-like.

Wendy has a weirded-out look on her face.

Confessional-Allison: Ugh, this is going to be the hardest thing I've ever had to do in my LIFE.



Confessional-Dana: These bitches trashed my awards and now I have to kiss their asses...Oh well, at least we trashed their suitcases.

Confessional-Noelle: These two nasty conniving girls can suck a fat one before I suck up to them. Gross.

"K, booboos state your cases now on why you should be HoH!" Shouts Wendy.

"I think I should be HoH because I'm always the HBIC and it's would be retarded not to pick me...girls." says Allison.

"I need to be HoH because I don't abuse my power." says Dana.

"I need to be HoH because I've never been one." says Noelle.

Britney and Deja roll their eyes with boredom and disinterest with their arguments.