The stage is set, and the reunion begins. Out walks Tyra banks with a huge smile.
"Hello! Welcome to the Real World 3 Queensland REUNION" says Tyra. The audiance screams and applauds in excitement.
"And I am your host, Tyra Banks!" "Today on the reunion, we will be discussing EVERYTHING, from fights, to hook ups, to who's friends, to who's NOT friends and so much more!" says Tyra excitedly.
"And now,without further adue, lets introduce each of the cast mates! Linda, Nate, Jeremy. Dana, Ethan, Jordan, Heidi!" says Tyra with big smiles. "We have the eighth cast mate, Allison backstage at this time. Allison appears on the giant screen. The crowd goes wild screaming. Middle aged men wearing "TEAM ALLISON" shirts scream and cheer, while middle aged men wearing "TEAM HEIDI" shirt boo and nag. Allison gives an evil malicious smile, then poses for the audiance
Tyra looks at the screen with Allison in disgust. "So Allison, my producers tell me that you're more comfortable backstage?" asks Tyra. "Yes, this is true" says Allison trying to be humble. "And why is that honey? Don't you want to be out here, with your friends?" asks Tyra. "She's scared for her life" says Jeremy. "She has every right to be" says Linda flipping her weave. Allison rolls her eyes. "I'm just more comfortable back stage here because... they just don't like me, they know I'm the star of this season, and they're just jealous of me." answers Allison.
The cast gives Tyra a skeptical look. "Okay, thank you Allison, moving on.." says Tyra rushing. "You guys had alot going on this season, from fights, to hook ups, to drama, to getting kick off.
"Lets begin with the first member of the cast to be kicked off early, Ethan!" says Tyra
The clips roll
Ethan starts repeatedly pounding jeremy in the face. Jeremys face become more and more less visible after each punch, as
his face gets further covered in blood. Allison runs up and screams "FUCKER!" and kicks Ethan HARD in his nuts. Jeremy
Flops to the ground, unconcious. Ethan falls to the ground in pain.
Heidi walks up, Grabs Allison by her hair, and Throws her on top of the bar, as allison slams down and crushes many
glasses and bottles.
"WHAT THE HELL, BITCH!" ALLISON screams.
Allison then reaches down behind the bar, grabs a bottle of bud, and smashes in right on the side of heidis face. Heidi is
Ko'ed on the ground, and allison eventually passes out from dizziness.
"Wow, okay.." says Tyra holding her hand on her heart. Allison lets out a giggle in the back room, and the cast stays silent with tension.
"So I notice, that fight didn't just have you and you (pointing to Jeremy and Ethan) But also had Heidi and Allison, Tell us what happened" says Tyra
"Well, things got blown out of proportion" admits Ethan. "What happened was, during that time, I had really liked Allison, I thought she was a cool chick, at that point in the show, I knew she was a mean bitch, but I didn't know she was an evil bitch. I had gone out with Jeremy, Heidi and Jordan that night, and me and Heidi were hanging out at the lounge section of the club, Allison saw me and Heidi talking" - "Which is against her code since he was "her property" explains Heidi. "Well, she saw me and Heidi talking and assumed something was going on there, knowing I like her, she brought Jeremy over and they kissed in front of me. I attacked Jeremy not thinking, and things escalated" explained Ethan. "Ethan, you were really hurting Jeremy, he ended up in the hospital for two weeks?" says Tyra. "That's correct" confirms Jeremy. "I know, at the time, I had already had too much to drink, and I was just so pissed off. Normally I would never act that way." explains Ethan.
"So, other then the fight, explain your time on the show" says Tyra.
Ethan explains, "You know, going into the show, my confidence was at an all time high. I was at the height of my Abercrombie career, in a fun partying environment, surrounded by beautiful women..." "Right" says Tyra. "I was just in MY element. I think my ego was too big and too much for me to control" explains Ethan. "I was there to have fun, but I go caught up in drama because of my ego, and ultimately was sent home because of it." he says. "If I could go back and do things differently I would" he finishes. Allison rolls her eyes on the big screen.
Tyra eyes Ethan. "How did you like your portrayal? And what did your family at home say?" asks Tyra.
Ethan lets out a tired laugh. "Ahaha. Looking at the show, I don't like how I was portrayed, but I'd say in all honesty, it was pretty accurate. I WAS a jerk. And yeah, speaking on my family. My mother was the one who gave me the wake up call I needed."
"Okay, explain" says Tyra
"Well, after I had come home, I was just angry and you know, had alot of animosity towards everyone. After I found out I had clymedia, thanks to Allison's phone call. I really came to a realization
that this "lifestyle" I was living, was no way to live at all. I slowly started talking to my mother again, and she healed me see that
I
was the one with a problem, not anyone else. So I saught help" explains Ethan
"Help?" asks Tyra
"Yeah, by the time I started talking to my mother again, the show began airing, and after seeing my behavior from night one alone. My mom convinced me to go to therapy. I went to a few sessions, and realized I was a narcissist. Since then I got help, became more level headed and am living my life normally" Ethan says smiling
"So no more modeling?"
"Oh no, I still do modeling, in fact, the negative portrayal HELPED my modeling career, I used to do appearances and tours solely based on being an Abercrombie model, but now I tour as a model and Real Worlder. My contract was actually renewed for 3 more years, which I'm looking very forward to." says Ethan.
"You know what's funny, the Real world is about learning who you are and how you interact with others, and I feel like you, have learned more then Allison, who made it the entire way through, while you made it to episode three. I'm impressed." compliments Tyra. Ethan gives Tyra a smile.
"Okay, moving on, this next Real Worlder was one of the quote, "hottest guys in Real World history" according to PEOPLE magazine, Jordan!"
"You can't let these bitches get you to that point again Heidi! because what if the producers really have to send you home? I do not want to lose you." Jordan said
"Heidi looked into Jordan's eyes and then just tackled him and began to kiss and make out with him and rip off his shirt. "I love you" Heidi yelled to Jordan.
Jordan goes out side in his bathing suit and starts to swim.
"Who's that? He's so salty" wonders Melissa. "He's cute, but he's like fucking miss-PMS" says Allison agitated. Melissa rolls her eyes. "I bet I could get him to break" says Melissa.
Heidi then called Jordan in the bathroom and told him "Look Jordan... I know we have sex and all but we are only friends. I had no right to get mad because my emotions should not be involved since we are ONLY friends. Look all I am saying is to have fun and hook up with Melissa if you want... It will not bother me at all." Jordan looked and Heidi and then lit up with a big smile and just bear hugged her and gave her a huge kiss on the cheek.
Confessional - Jordan
Me and Melissa have been having wild crazy monkey sex from night to morning. Heidi was at first upset, but then told me it was okay. So I guess I'm allowed to hook up with the other girls in the house?
Jordan gets up smiling and waving.
"So, one of the the hottest real worlders ever huh?" jokes Tyra
"That's what they say" says Jordan giving a smile. The women in the audience scream and applaud. Heidi looks over at Jordan and rolls her eyes.
"How do you feel to have that tittle, and why do you think PEOPLE choose YOU out of all the Real World guys?" asks Tyra.
Jordan thinks for a moment, then looks over at the audience smiling. "It's really surreal, there were alot of good looking guys on this season and pasts seasons, but I guess they picked me the best." "I think it may have had to do more with how I handled myself in the house. I was relatively pretty calm and always trying to hold people down from getting into useless drama. No one likes that, a guy who brings nothing but drama to the table" explains Jordan. "I'm just a caring person" says Jordan. The women in the audience aww and moan.
"So in the clips we just showed, most of them showed you with Heidi, were you with her for most of your time in the house?" asks Tyra.
"Yeah, when me and Heidi first met, it was like BOOM, instant connection. We connected as friends immediately. Later on, probably like a week into first getting into the house that's when the girls completely turned on her, and she had no one in the house. So I went to her, to let her know she wasn't alone in the house. I kept her company when she felt her most vulnerable." explained Jordan.
"But at some point, your friendship turned into something more...?" asks Tyra.
"Err yeah, we kissed and had drunk sex in the beginning, but it wasn't until Ethan had gotten kicked out of the house where things uhh grew into something more." Heidi glares at Jordan looking at him with utter disgust and anger. "After Ethan had gotten kicked out, she moved into my room, and we started talking more and more, eventually... we became friends with benefits." Tyra interrupts him. "She told you she loved you though" says Tyra. Jordan's face turns red. "Uhh yeah, at the time I had thought that was just her in pleasure."
"Who is Melissa?" asks Tyra
"Melissa, was a mistake, I rather just not talk about it" says Jordan rushed.
Allison laughs backstage.
"Well, at the end of the season it seemed like you and Heidi managed to reconnect. Did anything happen after the show wrapped up?"
"I err, uh Well..." Tyra looks at Jordan skeptically, then asks Heidi. "Heidi, did you guys manage to continue your relationship once the cameras shut off?" asked Tyra. "No" says Heidi firmly. Jordan speaks "What happened was, we just, we grew distant. She lives in NewYork, and is constantly working, constantly travelling, constantly doing things for her music career. There was no time for us" explains Jordan. "That's a lie" snaps Heidi. She turns to Jordan "I TRIED to make things work, and YOU KNOW IT." yells Heidi. "But Heidi-" he's interrupted by her. "BUT NOTHING JORDAN, YOU USED ME AS A BOOTYCALL. Then once you saw me vulnerable you pretended to like me for the cameras, you NEVER liked me, you liked my ass. I CALLED YOU all the time, TEXTED you all the time. YOU NEVER RESPONDED. I FLEW OUT TO OHIO TO SEE YOU" screams Heidi. "Is all this true?" says a shocked Tyra. Jordan jumps on the defense "You randomly showed up at my house and cried at my door step, I didn't know what you wanted me to do!" "I CRIED BITCH, BECAUSE YOU FUCKING HURT ME" screams Heidi holding back the tears.
"Well I think we got a better understanding of your character Jordan, next up is is the self proclaimed "BUSINESS WOMAN", LINDA!" says Tyra
"What bitch? got something to say? Whatsup?" Allison taunts Linda.
"GeT THE HELL AWAY FROM ME" linda cries.
"Thats right" alison says, as she turns her head.
"Trailer Trash" Linda mumbles.
Allison turns around, and pours her drink all over Linda.
Linda then walked up to her balcony and looked out into the stars and said "Please provide me with the sword to strike the snakes and slay the dragons Saint Michael".
"This is messed up! I am going to Heidi's concert." Linda yelled. "Okay get the fuck out of our car then and walk!" Allison replied, "No Allison that is mean" Dana said. "I do not give a fuck! If she wants to go then her crazy ass can WALK." Allison yelled as she opened the car door and pushed Linda out. Linda fell to the ground and got up and started to walk. "How will Linda find her way around here? It is too far to walk" Dana said. "I really can careless!" Allison yelled.
Linda began to walk... "Linda get back in the car!" Dana yelled. "NO! drive off now Dana!" Allison yelled back. Allison took control of the wheel and drove off making gutter water splash all over Linda.
Confessional - Linda
I'm disgusted in Heidi. I would have assumed Allison would have provoked a bar fight, but it turned out that Heidi started all of this. I'm disappointed and disgusted. -she bows her head in prayer- St Judas, help me in my time of need. Guide the dagger that is my faith into the heart of these demons! -She begins to shake rapidly-
"Allison is the only down as bitch in the house! She told me all yall was talking shit behind my back and now I see how it really is!" Linda's face just lost all emotion and she began to stare into space.
"Linda wtf is wrong with you?" Jeremy asked because he noticed she began to look psycho. " That bitch definitely is a liar! She definitely don't know me at all." Linda said in a soft whispered voice.
Confessional Jeremy: I see Linda's face just switch! As if she had an epiphany and came to a realization.
Confessional Linda: Allison was never a real friend! She used me! She is a liar!!!!! A FUCKING LIAR AND SHE HAS PISSED ME OFF BECAUSE I AM GOING TO GET GHETTO!
Linda then stormed off down the stairs yelling "ALLISON IS A STUPID LYING ASS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE TOLD JEREMY WE TALKED SHIT ABOUT HIM WHILE HE WAS GONE!"
The black women in the audience scream at the top of their lungs while hair flipping.
Linda sporting a new weave
Tyra gives Linda a huge smile. "Linda, I have to say, watching you on this past season, you were SO funny and interesting to watch." says Tyra. "Thank you Tyra." says Linda humbly.
"Now, you were the only black person on the cast, how did that feel?"
"I grew up in an all white neighborhood, and I interacted mostly with white people, so not being around black people, didn't really bother me. In all honesty, I don't think it's such a big deal that I WAS the full black person on the cast. Nate's half black, and no one really gives him any credit" explains Linda
"So you grew up in an all white neighborhood, is that were you came up with your hair line?"
Linda flips her weave. "Originally, yes it was. I would see on tv how weaves, and wigs were mostly advertised to black people, and I wondered why." "So I made a hair line for white people." said Linda.
"Is your hairline ONLY for white women" asks Tyra with her eye brow raised.
"Originally it was, but I realized I have such a passion for hair, so I shouldn't discriminate based on race if I'm passionate about something. My hair line now is for women of all shades, color, race, nationality, it's universal, it's wonderful, it's FLAWLESS" says Linda in a passionate explaination.
"In those clips where you're in a situation of conflict, you prayed to numerous saints, and after doing so, you became empowered. Can you explain that?" asks Tyra
"Yes of course, I pray all the time, and I have large faith in certain saints, based on what they represent. When I'm in trouble. I pray to those saints, and I suddenly feel strong, and realize, I'm not a victim. However, the way it was edited. They made it seem like I was crazy" explains Linda.
"Lastly, also throughout the show, you were friends with Allison, even though she treated everyone so badly, why is that? Didn't you feel as a strong black woman, you should have took charge?" asks Tyra.
"I'm no fool. I knew Allison and I were never truly friends. I saw how she treated Dana, her "friend" and how she treated Heidi her enemy. So I thought to myself, wow I rather not even bother being in conflict with her. I felt I was neutral with Allison for the most part." "I was also well aware that Allison had a dominating personality, she's over bearing, and when she doesn't get what she wants, she will bring in chaos. I didn't want this to be a repeat of season one's Britney Vs Noelle. So I kept my cool, until obviously, I couldn't any longer and had to put her in her place." says Linda. "You didn't put me in my place Linda, shut up" says Allison. Linda's face turns from happy to enraged. "ALLISON, QUIET, THIS IS MY TIME".
"Okay, that's enough ladies" says Tyra. "Thank you for speaking with us" says Tyra.
"Next up, self proclaimed "ICON", Nate!"
Confessional - Nate
The house has been quiet these past few days since Jeremy's tutu passed away. I've completely distanced myself from Allison after seeing how she was drowning Jeremy with alcohol, knowing it was messed up to do that to him. I've been hanging out a bit more with Heidi and Jordan, and I realized, they're actually pretty cool. I'm even going to be helping Heidi with the shelter and concert soon..
"Hey.." Jeremy finally says breaking the silence. "Hey, are you alright?" asks Nate. "Bro, I'm really not at all. I feel and look like shit man." admits Jeremy. "I just don't know what to do, I'm tempted to drink.. that's all i want to do" he explains. Nate looks at Jeremy, then hugs him. "I get your sad man, but you're going at this the wrong way. You shouldn't be drinking." Jeremy doesn't say a word. "You're going to end up getting more upset, and make a mistake you'll really regret." explains Nate.
"But..." tries to explain Jeremy, but he is interrupted "No buts, go to her funeral, and see your family. Then decide if you want to come back here." Nate finally said.
Confessional - Nate
I felt bad telling Jeremy I think he should see his family, especially knowing he doesn't even talking to them. But I think going home, and seeing his family is exactly what he needs at this point.
"Jeremy can't you see that Allison lied?" Nate said. "I just can't believe she would do something like that!" Jeremy replied. "Well she lied on me bro! I would never talk shit about you because I love you bro! I am the reason you visited your family and went to your tutu's funeral! I am the one who made you laugh all these days! I am the only on in this house who has had your back! And all Allison did was feed you alcohol when you were in a a terrible situation!" Nate yelled back at Jeremy with passion. Jeremy just looked into Nate's eyes and said "Dude I really hope your being honest about Allison lying because this is the hottest you have ever been!" Nate looked at him and said "Dude I am not gay.... I think." Jeremy then just grabbed Nate a kissed him.
Nate gets on stage, and does the Harlem pose. Tyra looks at him awkwardly then sits him down.
"So you say you're an icon, why is that?" asks Tyra.
"Well, I'm really famous on myspace, facebook and twitter. I had 90million combined friends during the time of the real world, and my popularity has grown so much that I now have 150millon friends on all 3 networks together"
"During your time on the show, you mentioned your interest in getting air time, wanna elaborate on that?" said Tyra.
"Uhh yeah haha, I did want my share of airtime, without looking like an asshole. I wanted to stay true to who I am in my everyday life, and not disappoint my supporters." explained Nate.
"You also developed two special relationships on the show I'm told." says Tyra wide grinned.
Nate's face turns red. "Yeah haha, my girlfriend, and my best friend." "Me and Dana have been dating since the end of the show and have been going strong for a while. and me and Jeremy, after watching the show, we grew even closer. We're actually room mates right now. We've been touring together" says Nate.
"You and Jeremy.. never had anything more?" asks Tyra
"We're just.. best friends. Well, maybe a bromance hahah. We're just great friends, that kiss was nothing." laughs Nate.
"Okay, thank you for coming on stage and talking to us. " says Tyra
"Next up is the New York, "it" girl, and singer, Heidi Cannon!"
Heidi jumps up from giving a BJ and then grabs Mellisa's hair and starts punching Melissa in the head over and over again. Melissa then flipped Heidi over and began to punch her over and over again. Jordan snatched Melissa off and said "Get the fuck off of her you stupid bitch." and Allison replied "STFU fagoty maggoty! Your just made because my sister beat your fag hags ass!"
Confessional - Heidi
After listening to Martha's story, I'm extremely touched. I have such a strong opinion of her, and this shelter now. It makes me really realize, that my life isn't that bad, and that things really aren't as bad as I make them seem for me in the real world house. If this elderly woman can handle being in an abusive relationship for 13 years, then why can't I handle being in a house with Allison
Heidi suddenly came to a realization.
"Martha, I have a great idea!" says Heidi enthusiastically. "Hmm?" wonders Martha. "I sing, and I've made some connections out here, I'll do a donation concert, and give it all to the shelter!" said Heidi. "That's a wonderful idea" said Martha genuinely.
Confessional - Heidi
Then Beyonce walks up to me, and I'm in total freaking shock! It's Beyonce, she's here, and she's here to perform with me! I'M SO EXCITED!!
Heidi and Beyonce introduce one another. When Jordan ques 1 minute till show time. "Do you have any advice" asks Heidi nervously. Beyonce hugs Heidi. "Just have fun". she goes on stage and gives an amazing performance
"Heidi, you've shown me that, even when the world is against you, to stick your ground and not give up.." says Dana. "Working with you, living with you, has been a blast, I wish we got to know each other better" says Nate. "Mad chill" exclaims Jeremy. "I can't wait to go home with you" says Jordan happily.
"To Heidi!" says everyone "CHEERS"
The people wearing "Team Heidi" shirts scream and applaud.
Tyra welcomes Heidi with open arms and gives Heidi a hug. "Welcome! sit down sit down" says Tyra. "Thank you Tyra" says Heidi happily.
"Your time in Queensland was one of the rockiest, wouldn't you say?" asks Tyra
"Yes absolutely. My time in Queensland, I must have experienced every possible emotion a human is capable of. Fun, sadness, laughter, love, hatred... There were alot of times where I was like "I can't do this anymore, I'm leaving", but overall I'm glad I stuck through the whole thing. This was a learning experience I'm really grateful for." answers Heidi.
"How was your relationship with the other room mates." asks Tyra
"Well, you all know about me and Jordan. -rolls eyes-. Me and Allison completely hated each other. As for the rest of the room mates, it really varied. In the beginning, everyone was against me and on 'Team Allison'. Then once the concert came into fruition, that's what we all started to get along, and me and Allison switched roles."
"You got violent in the house twice, which landed you in therapy and community service, did you learn from either?" asks Tyra.
"Yes of course!" says Heidi all smiles. "The therapy helped me realize, that you really can't get along with everyone. Some people, just once they have an opinion on you, there's no turning back. And the community service, was wonderful. At first I was weireded out, but then I met Martha. And the experience... completely and totally changed my perspective on things. It really made me a better person" explains Heidi.
"You got to perform with Beyonce! How was that?" asks Tyra excitedly.
"Oh my gosh, that was such an AMAZING experience. Doing the concert with Beyonce, one of the world's best singer's, was something I couldn't even imagine happening to me".
"How is your singing career going?"
"It's going well so far! I was worried the exposure on Real World would do more harm then good, but in the end, it helped me out ALOT. My first single "TRASH ME" is performing well on the charts, and soon my debut album will be out" says Heidi happily.
"Great talking to you Heidi, you really have grown as a person from this experience, I'll be bringing you up here later" says Tyra sending her off.
"Next up, Bisexual trouble maker, Jeremy!" says Tyra
Confessional - Jeremy
Whaddup everyone. I'm Jeremy. Born, and raise in Hawaii, from native blood line. I'm bi, I drink, I smoke, I party. I've done porn. Alot of people say
this is the money maker -points to face-, but it's really this -grabs crouch-.
Dana enters in shly, while Jeremy makes his presnce known immediately.
"JERGASM IS IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE" he roars.
begins to feed Jeremy drink after drink after drink. "Allison STOP YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU KNOW THIS IS WRONG!!!" Jordan yelled. "SHUT UP FAGOT! HE FUCKING WANTS IT!" Allison yelled back. "YEAH I WANT IT!!!"Jeremy exclaimed. "NO YOU DON'T! YOU NEED TO MOURN NORMALLY AND GO TO BED!" Dana said. "SHUT UP DANA!" Allison said back "YOU KNOW THIS IS WRONG ALLISON!" Heidi yelled . "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I FUCKING CARE?" Allison said as she laughed.
Jeremy runs on stage trying to give Tyra a hug, but Tyra pulls away. "I saw you on that show, I aint no where you been!" shrieks Tyra
Jeremy sits down smiling. "So lets get right down to it!" says Tyra
"It was never really clear watching the show, what exactly do you do?"
"Well, I don't have a uhh 'real job', I'm a club promoter and a porn star" explains Jeremy
"The way you were portrayed on the show, they made it seem like you had a sex addiction." explains Tyra
"I don't really care how I was portrayed, I just like to fuck. Aint no shame." says Jeremy straight forwardly.
"And how many sexual partners did you have?"
Jeremy thinks for a minute. "uhh...well, Dana, Linda, Allison, 2 random guys, a random girl, and Nate."
"Have you ever worried about STD scares, on the show, there was a STD scare and alot of people thought you were the cause" exlplains Tyra.
"No not at all, I get checked every 2-3 weeks. I'm very safe, and always wear a condom" says Jeremy. He winks at the audience.
"Okay, lastly. after your grandmother... passed on, alot of your castmates took the situation differently, looking back on it now. What do you think?" asks Tyra,
"I'm thankful for all of those who kept it real with me, and really did care." says Jeremy. He clenches his fists. "But Allison, I fucking hate her. She's a fake fucking bitch, who the fuck does she think she is to talk about MY tutu? A woman of respect and honor? Allison is no one to talk about ANYONE's looks, she looks like a fucking ant eater on acid. Allison retaliates. "Fuck you Jeremy, and your dead grandma, her forehead was huge and disgusting.And I bet she never accepted you and really hated you, haha that bitch is rotting in hell I bet". exclaims Allison.
Jeremy loses it. He gets up picking up his chair and slamming it on the ground breaking it. "OH MY GOD" shrieks Tyra. Jeremy gets up and runs backstage "I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU" screams Jeremy. Allison and him get in each other's faces. "Your GRANDMA'S DEAD, NOW WHAT" screams Allison. Jeremy pushes her and she flies into the wall. "YOU HIT A GIRL? YOU DIRT BAG" screams Allison. "FUCK OFF CUNT" yells Jeremy, pulling his arm back ready to punch Allison.
"SECURITY, HELP HER!!" screams Tyra in tears. Security rushes to the back and manages to restrain Jeremy. Jeremy screams with tears rushing down her face "THAT BITCH SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO DIE, NOT MY TUTU!!!"
Allison gets up in spits in Jeremy's face. "GO TO HELL BITCH
Tyra looks around with her hand on her heart shocked and terrorfied.
" i didn't sign up for this, i didnt sign up for this, what we just saw, that was unbelievable"
"We're going to remove Jeremy and take a break.. We'll be right back" says Tyra....
