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Post by Admin on Nov 27, 2009 0:49:55 GMT -5
The Guys Jordan - 21 year old, typical college party student. He doesn't like closed minded people. He's straight, but usually hangs out with girls because he normally doesn't get along with other guys. He has very high standards for women, and when he's not interested in a girl approaching him he will lie about his sexuality. He also aspires to run his own buisness some day Town of Origin: Cincinatti, Ohio Ethan - 22 year old bad boy. He's currently an emplyed Abercrombie model, and travels the country promoting the brand and "looking hot". He's very into partying, and likes being the center of attention. He always wants to be viewed as the leader, and immediately gets annoyed when others steal "his" spotlight. Town of Origin: Palm Bay, Florida Nate- 20 year old aspiring singer, model, and actor. He's fame obsessed, and has a huge fascination with the media, and fame. He believes the Real World will be a platform to all of his life goals. He's also an internet celebrity having over 90million friends on myspace, facebook, and twitter. Town of Origin: Jersey City, New Jersey Jeremy - 21 year old hawiian of TRUE hawaiian decent. He loves alcohol, and loves to party. He's openly bisexual, and often is juggling between multiple men and women. He's done porn, and nude modeling, and isn't shy about his body at all. He's a major socialite in Hawaii, and doesn't have a "real job" nor does he go to college. Due to his popularity, he's been able to be a successful party planner, advertiser, and make multiple appearances. He's a celebrity in his own mind. He's also a major trouble maker. He instigates fights when he's bored, and often pranks people. He's a mischievous trouble maker, and dreams of becoming a "kept" man. Town of Origin: Wailiku, Hawaii |
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Post by Admin on Nov 27, 2009 1:58:26 GMT -5
The Girls Allison - 19 years old. When asked to define herself with two words she answered, "Queen Bee". And that's exactly what she was in high school. She's beautiful, but incredibly manipulative. She's also an aspiring singer. She likes to flock to girls who she describes as "worker bees" because they're less prettier then her, less smarter then her, less everything then her, so they make great minions. She's a man eater and uses men until she can't anymore. She's currently "engaged" to an unhealthy 70 year old man who owns a chain of businesses in California. Town of Origin: HOLLYWOOD, California Heidi - 22 year "it" girl, from NewYork. She's an artist, a "Visual" when it comes to her music. She writes, produces, and sings all of her own music. She's incredibly popular in New York, not by her choice. The "right" people tend to surround themselves around her. Making her more and more popular. Town of Origin: Brooklyn, New York Dana - 20 year old Harvard University student, she graduated valedictorian of her class, and has always been known as the "over achiever" because of this, she feels people are constantly expecting more and more from her. She's kind of uptight because of this, and hopes the real world experience will expose her to a life style she doesn't know of. Town of Origin: Richmond, Virginia Before  After  - 22 year old entrepreneur. She wants to come out with her own hair line for white women. She grew up in a fancy all white neighborhood, but her family kept her in touch with her african american culture. She's obsessed with hair, make up, and superficial glamor. She's not a big drinker because she usually makes horrible choices drunk. Town of Origin: New London, Connecticut |
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Post by Admin on Dec 1, 2009 19:07:07 GMT -5
The eight room mates are one by one entering their new mansion In first walks Nate. Confessional - NateHi, I'm Nate. But if you use Myspace, facebook or twitter, you probably know that already.
He walks around the house, thinking about how much fun and air time he's going to have. He changes into his bathing suit, and goes straight for the bar. He hears knocks on the door. Two room mates are at the door. In walks Linda and Jordan Confessional - Linda
*waves* Hello America, I'm Linda. I'm a buisness WOMAN. I'm not here to party, I'm here to market. Australia is one of the leading countries with
white women who wear weaves. And that's exactly what I specialize in. Weaves, for white women. -flips weave-"Hey!" Greets Nate extending his hand to Linda, then Jordan. "Sup Bro" greets back Jordan. "Hi, where is your shirt?" asks Linda, eyeing Nate's six pack Confessional - JordanSup, I'm Jordan. I'm pretty laid back, I like to have fun, you know, the good stuff.
"Dude how long have you been here for, you're already half naked and tipsy!" jokes Jordan. Linda looks disapprovingly, and goes to her room. The guys exchange odd looks as Linda leaves. "Not so friendly, eh" says Nate. "But yeah been here an hour, getting ready to get fuck up" Confessional - NateIt's Real World tradition to get fucked up on night one and end up in the hot tub. Right..?
More knocks on the door are heard. Two room mates this time Enters Dana and Jeremy Confessional - JeremyWhaddup everyone. I'm Jeremy. Born, and raise in Hawaii, from native blood line. I'm bi, I drink, I smoke, I party. I've done porn. Alot of people say
this is the money maker -points to face-, but it's really this -grabs crouch-.Dana enters in shly, while Jeremy makes his presnce known immediately. "JERGASM IS IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE" he roars. Confessional - LindaJer...Gasm? ahahaha huuuuuuh
Linda is frightened by the scream while she is placing her weaves and wigs in her room and comes down stairs to meet the new room mates. Nate and Jordan make their hellos. "Whaddap punk" jokes Jeremy to Jordan. "welcome!" everyone says in unison. "Did anyone come in here with you..?" asks Nate. " Hi" says Dana shyly Confessional - DanaI'm a little shy at first because I just don't know what to expect. This is my first time being away from home... for leisure. Opps I forgot to introduce
myself! I'm Dana, and I'm a student at Harvard."Anyway" interrupts Jeremy. "Lets go fucking drink" he chants, the guys flock to the bar. Linda decides since she is done placing her wigs, she may as well have a drink.. or two.. or three.. "1-2-3" shouts Jeremy. "We're going to get so fucked up..too fast" worries Jordan. "Give me a break puss" mocks Jeremy. "GO" shouts Linda eagerly wanting to drink. The room mates down one shot... two shots... three shots...... Confessional - LindaI can drink, it's one of my many hidden talents -flips weave-Knock knock. Two more room mates. In comes Ethan and Heidi Confessional - HeidiHey everyone, I'm Heidi. I'm a singer, producer, and song writer for my band "TRASH Y0SELF". But if you need a better comparison. Think Lady
GaGa pre-fame. -she giggles to herself-Ethan enters model walking. Heidi rolls her eyes, and walks up to the room mates at the bar. Confessional - EthanI'm Ethan, I'm the hottest thing the modeling world has seen since Tyra Banks. I'll give the audiance at home a minute to take me all in. -he does a
gesture waving to his body- . Yes, that good."Are we going to fucking have a good time or what? Pass me a shot!" asks Ethan to Jeremy Confessional - Jeremy
..........He's annoying. This dumb fuck thinks he can ask me to pour him a shot. haha.
"Yeah sure bud" says Jeremy annoyed. He spits in his vodka redbull when his back is turned. "Here" he passed it to Ethan. "So hi" says Heidi to the room mates, getting sick of Ethan. The room mates continue to drink more and more, while Dana is alone in her room writing in her diary. Confessional - Dana
It's been a few hours, and it looks like no one else is showing up. Everyone's down stairs drinking, while I'm alone.. this is already turning out how I
feared. -sobs-
At this point in the night, the room mates are heavily intoxicated, all except Heidi. "Is no one else coming" wonders Jordan out loud. "It's been a while so I guess not?" says Ethan sarcastically. BANG BANG BANG All of the room mates look at each other startled. "NEW ROOM MATE" they all jump up and run to the door. BANG BANG BANG on the door again. "We're coming!" shouts Heidi As Heidi is trying to open the door BANG BANG BANG. Heidi finally opens the door "I WAS RIGHT HERE" shouts Heidi Enters Allison Allison smirks at her, "So like, I can just put my stuff anywhere, right?" All of the guys are immediately are attracted to Allison Confessional - Allison
Hiiiiiiiiii, I'm Allison. I'm an aspiring singer from L.A. I'm really important, and I'm the Queen Bee."The only room left is the one with Dana" says Linda. The room mates leave Allison and get ready for the hot tub. Confessional - Nate
Hot tub mmmmmmmmAllison enters. "Hi I'm Allison, um.. why are you all alone?" wonders Allison. "'I'm just different" explains Dana Confessional - AllisonSo I meet my room mate, Dana. She's like, a 1 out of 10. She looks like a 12 year old who just got done with her first suicide attempt and is now
venting in her diary. She's ugly too. My first worker bee! Yes<3Allison and Dana have a heart to heart. Dana is sucked into Allison's manipulation. Confessional - DanaAllison is SUCH a sweet girl, she seems the most down to earth. And was the only one who even bothered coming up to my room to speak to
me. I'm just.. so happy -cries-
"So they just left you up here?" asks Allison " Yes.." "Lets go party" insists Allison, grabbing Dana bringing her over to the hot tub. -At the hot tub- Allison and Dana enter, all eyes go on Allison. Confessional - JeremyShe's so fucking hot. I want that."I hope you guys aren't tired out already" remarks Allison. "I'm always ready" says Jeremy flirtatiously. "Ew, never again" she snaps. "Anyway, let's play truth or dare" says Allison Confessional - AllisonAll these people are drunk, with truth or dare, this is my perfect chance to get the dirt I wouldn't normally be able to get with them sober. This is
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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Dec 1, 2009 19:45:12 GMT -5
"Okay, so, we will start out with you Nate" Alison says. "aightt, dare" Nate replies. "I dare you, to pop lock and drop it, in the nude" Nate gets out of the hot tub, completely intoxicated, and removes his shorts. Confessional-LindaDAMNNN, hes STACKED.Nate Pop locks and Drops it, and doesn't realize Allison is took pictures. "Alright, Soo, ill ask more questions" alison says with a smirk. Confessional-Heidiim curious as to why SHES the only one asking the questions..."Dana, truth or dare" "Truth" she screams, heavily drunk. "How far have you gone?" "I......have never even kissed a boy yet....." "HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!" allison screams
confessional-allisonoh, my, god. Hahhaha! how embarassing, losers."its okay Dana, ive only madeout with a guy..." Linda says, trying to cheer Dana up.
Confessional-Allisoni dont even have to TRY to get info out of these low lifes, theyre just spilling it."Lets stop playing" Linda says. " NO! " Allison yells back "Well, im done" Linda says and gets up, and walks to the kitchen. Allison doesn't like how Linda attempted to boss her around, so she goes after Linda, to instigate. "Linda, GET back here!" Allison screams, toying with her. "Leave me alone" linda says. "Whatever, bitch" Allison mumbles. "EXCUSE ME?" Linda says. " You heard me. You DONT tell me how i fucking do things. If i want to play truth or dare, we will play truth or dare. So get it straight" Allison exclaims as she follows linda up the stairs. Linda sits on the couch and Allison still pesters here. "What bitch? got something to say? Whatsup?" Allison taunts Linda. "GeT THE HELL AWAY FROM ME" linda cries. "Thats right" alison says, as she turns her head. "Trailer Trash" Linda mumbles. Allison turns around, and pours her drink all over Linda.  Linda Attempts to fight back  But, Allison puts her in her place, and Linda runs to her room, in tears. 
Confessional-AllisonHahahaha, The first night, and i have a girl crying, embarrasing pictures, and have exposed one girl to be a prude loser. This is great. |
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Post by Prince Eric on Dec 1, 2009 20:52:36 GMT -5
Linda went up to her room crying and then quickly pulled herself together. Linda then walked up to her balcony and looked out into the stars and said "Please provide me with the sword to strike the snakes and slay the dragons Saint Michael".
20 minutes later
Linda walks down stairs and she paces around the house. She then begins to talk to herself and laugh hysterically.
Confessional Jordan: WOW This chick Linda is kind of crazy.
Linda then go's up to Ethan and begins to flirt with him and dance on him out of no where. "Woah Woah Woah where is this coming from missy" Ethan said as he looked at Linda's ass bouncing up and down. "Come on over here little miss thing" Jergasm said to Linda. "Sorry but I do not date black men!" Linda said to Jergasm. "I aint black I'm Hawaiian and woah where is this coming from?" Jergasm replied. "Idk Jeremy am a blonde haired blue eyed big busty girl and I just do not think I would be your type." Linda responded. "OOOOOOOK....." Jeremy said as he backed away slowly.
"WORKER BEE!!!!!!!!!" Allison yelled at Dana. "What do you mean worker bee?" Dana asked. "Uh um uhhhh um It is a little nickname I give you because your a hard worker and a queen bee  " Smiled Allison. Dana smiled back and got very flattered but as soon as she turned her back Allison rolled her eyes  .
Confessional Allison: Because she is a hard worker and a queen bee??? AHAHAHAHA PUH-LEASE! America I hoped you did not take me serious because that was a total lie.
Meanwhile
Heidi was over on the couch playing her guitar while watching everything. Confessional Heidi: Well I am sitting over here playing my guitar and I see Dana has no back bone and I see her following Allison who does not seem like my type of friend.... I can see right through Allison. I also see crazy ass Linda. HAHA I think I will get along with the dudes more than the chicks.
Jordan sat down next to Heidi and joined her "You play some nice melody's Heidi" Jordan said. "Awww Thanks babe" Heidi replied "You are truly gorgeous" Jordan said back. "haha Thanks! But are you just saying that to get in my pants?" Heidi replied. "Haha naw. I ain't like that, you just seem like a down ass bitch." Jordan replied. Jordan and Heidi both smiled at each other.
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Post by Admin on Dec 1, 2009 21:28:20 GMT -5
Confessional - Heidi
It's day two of this experience. And from night one alone, I can already see that this is going to be intense...
Heidi rises from her bed to see her roommate Linda already awaken and staring at her.
"ahh!" Heidi shrieks. "What's wrong honey?" says Linda in a soft spoken voice. "You're just sitting there.. staring at me" comments Heidi.
"Your hair.. it's badly conditioned" points out Linda. "Would you like a weave?" she offers.
Confessional - Heidi
Is she.. serious?
"Um. I'm fine thanks" Heidi says then exits. Linda grabs one of her many wigs and brushes it.
Confessional - Linda
She's not a real white woman, a REAL WHITE WOMAN conditions her hair!! I need inspiration for my next hair line, i need something new, something fresh, something gorgeous! something -screams- PRECIOUS
Linda goes to the kitchen to make some breakfast when she catches glimpse of Allison and Dana.
Confessional - Linda
And then it hit me. I saw, I glimsed, I viewed, I breathed, I LIVED IT, in Allison's hair! The condition, the texture, it was pure perfection.
"IS THAT A WIG!!!" shrieks Linda to Allison.
"Um.. no? This is all me, I love my hair" explains Allison. Linda's face turns into that of shock. "May I... May I... MAY I TOUCH IT!" begs Linda
Confessional - Allison
My next worker bee!
"Wait, why?" wonders Allison. "please.. may I?" Linda begs. "umm sure.."
Linda takes both of her hands and grabs Allison's hair. Feeling it, smelling it, breathing it in.
"EW STOP" Allison shrieks, and jumps away.
"Yes.. yes YES!" yells Linda.
Confessional - Allison
She's totally lesbigay. Grosss.
-mean while in Jeremy and Nate's shared room-
Confessional - Jeremy
Alot of people like to exercise in the morning when they first wake up, me. I like to beat my meat.
Nate opens his eyes to find Jeremy masturbating. "WOAH DUDE, NOT COOL" jumps up Nate.
"ahaha get over it bro, just chill" exclaims Jeremy. "Dude.. you could have done that in the bathroom at the least" explains Nate getting up.
Jeremy rips off the sheets exposing his body to Nate, and finishes all over his bed.
Confessional - Nate
Uhhhhh this is my que to leave.
"Ahhhh much better." explains Jeremy. Nate simply gets up and leaves to the kitchen.
Confessional - Jeremy
Nate's just jealous of my good looks and my big dick. Whatever man.
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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Dec 2, 2009 0:35:33 GMT -5
Its night time now, and the castmates are partying it up by the pool. Before getting in the pool, Linda has to take time to properly protect her weave. Before her weave is fully up, Allison decides to cause an "accident" She bumps linda from behind, and linda falls into the pool. "NOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! IM MELTINGGG!!!!" linda screams and flops around in thwe water Allison then tries to act very concerned, and helps Linda out. Linda walks away bawling, insisting that shes melting. Allison-Confessionalhahahahahahaahah, melting? WTF? lolMeanwhile Jergasmic tries to put the moves on Heidi, but heidi doesnt seem that interested. "Hey babe, you shake it like a polaroid picture?" he says, smoothly. Heidi doesnt respond, but just gets up and walks away. Allison walks in to Lindas room. "Are you okay baby? im so sorry" allison insists. "Yeah, im fine" linda says, with her hair all wrapped in a towel. "Im just doing major reconstruction, i didnt want it to get wet" Allison confessionalI almost have her fully trained to be my worker bee! *Linda awkwardly just stares and admires Allison's hair. She starts stroking it, an starts silently moaning* "um...uh..er...i gotta go" allison says, and slips out the door. Later that night, when everyone is in bed, Linda wakes up. She HAS TO. She doesnt think it will be a huge deal. She slips into Allisons room, then about 2 minutes later, slips back out. Around 8am, the roommates are awoken by screams. Allison woke up, to realize Somebody had cut out a 5 inch chunk of her hair!
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Post by Prince Eric on Dec 2, 2009 15:08:56 GMT -5
EPISODE 2
"Where the hell are you guys!!!! Hurry up we have to get back to the mansion and get ready for that lame bitches concert!" Allison yelled.
"Here I come Allison" Dana yelled as she ran out of the shopping mall.
"Where the fuck is Linda? Where is that crazy bitch?" Allison asked over and over again until Linda finally exited the mall with pounds of hair.
"Um wtf are you doing with that shit?" Allison asked Linda. "Ima hook your hair up for the concert tonight" Linda replied. "Uh uh Hell NO! give me that shit! give me that shit!" Allison responded as she snatched the bags of hair and threw it into the mall's water fountain. "WTF that was 800 dollars of hair Ally!" Linda yelled. " IDGAF and do not call me Ally bitch." Allison said back.
Confessional Allison: I decided to take the worker bees out for lunch and shopping at the Queensland mall before we go to that lame bitch Heidi's concert tonight.
Back at the house.
"Where are the rest of the ladies at" Jordan asked "Idk but I really need to get to the club so I can get ready and prepared for my performance." Heidi replied. "Alright lets hop in the car then" Jordan responded.
Jordan and Heidi hit the road to the club. Nate,Ethan,and Jeremy were still at the house getting ready.
"Who the fuck does that bitch think she is? I should be having a concert not her!" Nate said in envy. "I know right! She is so not jergasmic." Jeremy replied.
Confessional Nate: I am a fucking icon! I am an online socialite! I fucking got fans in Australia too so I am going to try and steal Heidi's shine tonight.
"COME ON ETHAN! get your fucking Abercrombie shit on so we can head out my dude" Jeremy yelled. " I am coming now!" Ethan replied.
Ethan walked out and Jeremy stuck his foot out to trip him and Ethan tripped and fell.
"WTF dude?" Ethan replied.
Confessional Jeremy: I do not like Ethan and I will make his time here a living hell.
Confessional Ethan: Jeremy may end up getting his ass beat. I may be tolerating his little childish behavior but not for long. I will end up fucking him up and getting sent home.
Jeremy,Nate and Ethan headed out and left to Heidi's concert.
Meanwhile back with Allison and the worker bees.
"Fuck this Dana! Turn the car around and hit the clubs!" Allison yelled. "Why!!!? We are going to miss Heidi's concert." Dana replied. "That is the point. Fuck her and her concert.... It is going to be lame anyways." Allison responded.
Confessional Allison: Who cares about that lesbian's concert. I do not listen to dumb ass folk music anyway! I want to shake my ass to some real music... So I am ditching Allison's lame concert for the clubs.
"This is messed up! I am going to Heidi's concert." Linda yelled. "Okay get the fuck out of our car then and walk!" Allison replied, "No Allison that is mean" Dana said. "I do not give a fuck! If she wants to go then her crazy ass can WALK." Allison yelled as she opened the car door and pushed Linda out. Linda fell to the ground and got up and started to walk. "How will Linda find her way around here? It is too far to walk" Dana said. "I really can careless!" Allison yelled.
Linda began to walk... "Linda get back in the car!" Dana yelled. "NO! drive off now Dana!" Allison yelled back. Allison took control of the wheel and drove off making gutter water splash all over Linda.
Allison and Dana drove off to the clubs and left poor Linda alone to walk to the concert. Linda found a taxi to drive her to the concert.
The concert has started and Linda has finally arrived. Everyone is enjoying Heidi's music EXCEPT Allison and Dana who are both at the clubs dancing the night away.
Nate is promoting himself around during Heidi's concert trying to steal her spotlight but everyone ignores him.
After the concert was over everyone Congratulated Heidi telling her how awesome she did and was hugging her and asking her for her autograph...
UNTIL Heidi realized that Allison and Dana was not there! Linda then told the rest of the housemates the whole story and Heidi got furious.
Everyone is back at the house waiting for Allison and Dana who still have not arrived yet.
Heidi Confessional: Although Linda is crazy at times I really see that she has a big heart and also I see who my real friends are! Those bitches Dana and Allison wanna ditch my big night for some clubs and they are still not back yet! FUCK THEM!
Allison and Dana finally get back.
Dana is carrying Allison who is completely wasted and drunk.
Allison looks up and she sees Heidi very angry and furious starring at her and Dana "Why you mad lesbo?" Allison said and then began to laugh a very loud evil laugh.
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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Dec 2, 2009 20:20:09 GMT -5
Dana set Allison Down, and Allison continued antagonizing Heidi. "Huh Lesbo? Whats Wrong ?!" "Ill Talk to you when you're not a drunken mess" Heidi says, and turns around. "How'd your shitty concert go?" she mocked Allison then started mocking heidi and started singing in a horrid voice "HIII! IM HEIDI! IM AN UGLY BITCH!" "STop it! it rocked!" Linda screamed. "Shut up Oreo, ill deal with you in a minute" Allison snarls. Linda and Heidi tag team, and try to take Allison down. "Whoa, two on one? No problem" Allison says Confessional- Allison
These bitches wanna step to me? Oh, hell, no. "Youre fucking ugly as hell, and have no talent, and you are a disgusting creep, whos obsessed with hair, because her real hair is disgusting and nappy" Allison says, two inches from the other girls face "Let's go Heidi, its not worth it" Linda says, and they turn around and walk away. Allison runs up and tugs on Linda's hair "this aint your real hair! hahahaha" allison mocks Linda turns around, pushes allison to the ground, and runs upstairs Confessional- AllisonHELL NO!!!!!Allison runs up, and starts yelling and screaming in Lindas room where Linda and Heidi are. Confessional- HeidiGod, she looks so ugly right now. This bitch is so jealous, she better watch out, because unlike Linda, im not scared to hit a bitch
Confessional- LindaWhat is WRONG with her? Im about to call Dr.Blue. She needs help!"Allison, get OUT of our room" heidi says quietly. "FUCK YOU BITCHES. your both ugly as hell!" Allison says "ALLISON, I ASKED YOU POLITELY TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR ROOM, NOW!" Allison takes a few steps forward, and then hocks a lugi at Heidi, and hits her in her face. Linda Then runs, and gets right up in Allisons face. "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?! IM CALLING THE FUCKING COPS TO CONTROL YOU." Linda says and walks to the top of the stairs to walk down. Allison runs after her, and trips her. She hits the ground, and is screaming "OWWW! I CANT FEEL MY BACK!! OWW MY WEAVES FALLING OFF!! HELPPP!" as shes laying on the ground. "WHAT THE HELL!?!? " Heidi screams Confessiona;- AllisonBAHAHA, Linda looked like a rag doll tumbling down those stairsHeidi Swings at Allison, and allison moves out of the way, resulting in Heidi punching the walll, hurting her hand. Allison goes downstairs, grabs Dana, and says "Lets Go" The two walk out the front door, get in a cab, and leave the house. |
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