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Post by Prince Eric on Jan 22, 2010 17:44:59 GMT -5
WELCOME TO BRAZIL! The Real World is back for season 5 with a better and the most dramatic season yet.
Vicky stands in the airport alone by herself waiting to meet her first housemate.
Confessional Vicky: I march to the beat of my own drum! I am not to be messed with. If someone is out of line then I am going to adress them. That ignorant stuff is just not going to fly with me.
Vicky awaits in the airport until she sees another girl walking with a Real World Brazil sign around her neck. The girl's name is Deja.
Confessional Deja: I will be the Queen bitch in this house. reall really would like to be the only black girl in the house so I can have complete control over the other females.
I have a bad temper, If you fuck with me then you will feel my rage and what ever happens happens.
Deja walks looking around for her first roomate and then she sees Vicky running up to her. "OMG this is going to be such a blast!" Vicky yelled with joy as she went up to shake hands with Deja
"Your apart of the cast?" Deja asked as she flipped her weave back. "Yeah girl I'm Vicky" Vicky said as she stuck her hand out to shake Deja's hand. " Oh I am Deja" Deja said with an attitude as she shook
Vicky's hand... "OUCH!" Vicky screamed.
Confessional Vicky: That bitch sqeezed my hand so damn tight! It was like she was trying to hurt me on purpose.
I don't play this childish mess.
Confessional Deja: WTF is this GHETTO BLACK BITCH! Doing here? Real world never had to black girls in one cast
I am not going to get along with her... I can just tell I won't.
"Oh sorry hehehehe" Deja said in a very fake way to Vicky. "I don't play that childish shit Mama! Vicky said back. Deja rolled her eyes and they both proceeded into the van.
IN THE VAN RIDE
Confessional Vicky: So I am riding in the van with Deja who I just met to our new mansion and I see this wannabe bourgy bitch has a knock off gucci bag!
I can not stand a fake bitch.
Confessional Deja: I am looking Vicky up and down in this van ride and I see her weave is so lame and her eyeborws are trashy
Ugh I hate a trashy bitch.
Meanwhile
Two twins wait in a bus station. Their names are hope and Faith.
Confessional Hope: Hi I am Hope! I am a twin and I am the hottest twin. Me and my sister really do not have the best relationship...
We are kind of like frenemies and competitors rather than siblings. I am the trend starter and my sister is the follower...
I mean that bitch is such a little copy cat.
Confessional Faith: Me and my twin sisters try to out do each other big time! Its like who can bang the most guys... Its kind of like a game to me.
Yeah I fucked her boyfriends and she has fucked mine. All in the end I am the better twin.
Confessional Hope: I hope this Real world experience make people realize that we are two seperate individuals
If I have to fuck my sister up I will.
In walks a guy with a Real world Brazil sign hanging around his neck. His name is Stevie.
Confessional Stevie: Hi I am Stevie... I am Mexican and White and extremely handsome. The ladies love my charm and my dick.
I am here and Brazil to party it up and drink it up and to get layed. I look like a movie star,party like a rockstar,and fuck like a porn star.
"OMFG TWINSSS!!!!!!!" Stevie screams as he sees Faith and Hope. "PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE APART OF THE CAST" Stevie says to Faith and Hope
"Yes we are" Faith and Hope says. "THERE IS A FUCKING GOD." Stevie says. They all laugh and head into the van.
Confessional Stevie: These girls are cum in your pants hot and I really want to have a threesome with them seriously.
Confessional Faith and Hope: Our first impression of Stevie is that he is really cute and scrumptious and we are going to battle it out to see which of us fucks
him first. *giggles*
Meanwhile.
A white guy with dreads and a guitar is waiting with a Real world Brazil sign around his neck. His name is Levi
Confessional Levi: I am a musician and I am bisexual. Back at home I am in the closet but I hope to come out and open up about my sexuality a little more on the show.
I have a girlfriend back home and she does not know about me being bisexual but she is going to find out soon enough.
In walks in Micah. A twinkish skinny guy and he sees Levi with the Real World sign around his neck. "SHUT UP!" Micah says as he sees Levi.
" A white guy with dreads!" Micah says again. "Yeah I am a white guy with dreads HAHAHAHA" Levi said back as he hugged Micah. "OMG I am Micah" Micah said
" I am Levi dude nice to meet you" Levi said back. "Need some help with your luggage man?" Levi asks Micah. "For sure" Micah responds.
Micah and Levi then exit out the airport into the van.
Confessional Micah: I am Egyptian and I am a homosexual which is kind of an oxymoron AHAHAHAHAHA. I love men and I eat them up like I breathe air.
I am no weak link... I stand up for gay rights and what I believe in. This skinny guy has a heart of a lion.
Meanwhile at the fabulous Mansion.
Vicky and Deja get out of the van and both run inside the mansion. "OMFG This place is off the hook!" Vicky says.
" I know right it is fucking Amazing!" Deja responds.
Confessional Deja: This house is fucking crazy! It is shaped like a flower and it is totally bad ass inside! I am going to love it here.
Deja and Vicky proceed into the main room where they see portraits. Deja and Vicky both give each other dirty looks and then continue looking at the portraits.
They see that their pics have been written on! "Wtf does this say???" Vicky said in disgust. "Oh hell no! Someone definitely had to write this! They definitely don't know me at all." Deja says.
Confessional Vicky: Someone wrote *DO MY LAUNDRY AND CLEAN MY UNDERWEAR BITCH* On my picture and I am like wtf???
Confessional Deja: I walk in and I see on my portrait that some jerk wrote some fucking sexist shit all over my portrait. It says some shit
like * Negroe bitch make my food and open my beer." I am pissed right now.
  
Meanwhile
Stevie,Hope,and Faith all arrive at the mansion and they run in the house and they meet Vicky and Deja and begin to chat with them until Vicky shows the Twins their portrait.
Confessional Hope: So we walk in this amazing house and we meet Vicky and Deja and they show us out portraits and on me and my sister's it says
" Stay in your place,cater to the men,and suck my dick." I am livid and this point And I have no idea who wrote this shit on my picture.
Confessional Stevie: I walk in this house dude and this shit is pimped out! It is frigging awesome dude! I love this pad. I meet Vicky and Deja and they are pretty hot...
I also see that someone defaced the Girl's pictures and wrote some gay ass shit on their photos BUT no one wrote no shit on my picture or any of the other dude's pics so I am like wtf???
1 day earlier
"Home sweet home" says a muscular white guy.
Confessional White Muscular Guy: Hi! I am Kenny. I am a fucking king and I expect to be treated like one. I was raised to believe that men were above women...
My dad beat my mom and put her in her place and I will do the same to my wife. Women should cater to their husband.
Let me tell you some jokes!
How many men does it take to mop a floor?
None. It's a woman's job.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Let the wife cook in the dark.
Why do women have tits and cunts?
Because otherwise they would be completely fucking useless.
A businessman, an intelligent woman, and the Easter Bunny get into an elevator.
There is a $10 note lying on the ground. Who picks it up?
The businessman; the other two don't exist!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
She's a woman!
What is that useless piece of skin called around a vagina?
The woman!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can not get enough of my self! Kenny laughed.
Kenny then proceeded into the main room and saw 4 portraits of women and he decided to write all over them "Clean my underwear bitch" "When will you be here to fix my food cunt!"
Is two of the things he wrote.
Confessional Kenny: All I do is work out,eat,sleep,and fuck. Nothing else! I do not even shit and pee on my own because my girlfriend holds my dick and wipes my ass.
Kenny then proceeded into a bedroom stripped of his clothing and fell asleep.
BACK TO THE PRESENT
Levi and Micah arrive at the fabulous mansion. "OMF THIS IS A MASTERPIECE!!!" Levi says excited. "I know right??? This house is fucking amazing" Micah says with joy.
"HI GUYS! I AM HOPE" "and I am Faith!" Hope and Faith both say to Levi and Micah as they shake their hands.
Micah and Levi meet everyone in the house.
Now everyone has gotten to know each other and everyone its just relaxing in the main room infront of the portraits just wondering who wrote them.
" Who ever wrote this shit is a fucking homo dude!" Stevie yelled out. Micah looked at Stevie in disgust.
Confessional Micah: You do not say shit like Homo. That is fucking immature.
"I mean is this person really gonna write on all the females and leave is males alone?" Stevie says again.
"I know right!? It has to be this ugly ass Nigga right here!" Vicky says as she points to Kenny's picture.
The castmates all take down Kenny's picture and they throw it in the pool. "HAHAHAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT FAG!" Stevie yells as he watches Kenny's portrait sink.
"Do you really have to fucking use that word Stevie?!" Yells Micah. "What are you fucking gay or something dude?!" Stevie says back.
"Yeah and I am proud of it!" Micah says back. "Damn my bad bro" Stevie says. All then girls then rush to Micah and pinch his cheeks.
"Your gay!!! OMG we have a gay bestfriend!!!" Yelled the twins. "I love the gay boys!!!" Deja said as she hugged Micah.
Levi saw all the love and attention Micah was getting for being gay and he was about to say that he was bi but he bit his tongue instead.
Confessional Levi: I am not quite ready to come out just yet.
"OMFG LETS CLAIM OUR BEDS YALL! WE FORGOT TO CLAIM OUR BEDS BITCHES!!!!" Deja yelled.
All the housemates ran up to claim their beds.
Confessional Deja: I want to share my room with one of the weak links! Not that ugly ghetto black bitch! I mean I know I am black too
But I am not trash like Vicky.
Vicky shares a room with Faith
Deja shares a room with Hope
Levi shares a room with Micah
And Stevie walks to the ONLY room left.... He turns the door knob and he sees Kenny laying in the bed completely naked and sleeping.
Confessional Stevie: I see this steroid ass homo ass sexist ass dude in my room sleeping naked. Who the hell does he think he is?
I may not be able to take this dude sober but I will def beat his ass when I am drunk! Because when I am drunk, I am a fucking MANIAC.
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Post by Admin on Jan 22, 2010 18:32:03 GMT -5
Confessional - Hope and Faith
Hope:We still are trying to figure out where our 8th bitch is
Faith: Yeah, he wrote our portraits, and we're not gonna let him get away with it!
Steve walks up to the naked spectacle that is Kenny. Stevie walks closer to Kenny, and notices Kenny has an erection.
Confessional - Stevie
So I get the last room in the house, with some roided up douche bag, and he's fucking passed out naked with a fucking BONER. WHAT THE FUCK MAN.
"HELL FUCKING NO" screams Stevie as he runs out of the room. "EVERYBODY, GET OVER HERE" Steve calls out for all the room mates. All of the room mates enter and are disgusted.
Confessional - Micah
So this is the sexist pig?! He's got a big muscles, and a big dick. The only thing I need in a man.
"Are you fucking kididng me?" snaps Deja. "Did you try waking him?" asks Levi. "Obviously you dumbass gypsy" snaps Stevie. Deja stares blankly at Kenny.
Confessional - Deja
My bitch switch is flipping on, I'm about to fuck a bitch up.
"What are we gonna do with him?" asks Hope. Suddenly, Deja flips out, "NO, THIS IS NOT GONNA FLY, HE WANTS TO CALL ME A NIGGER, AND ASK ME TO DO DISHES??!"
Deja runs out of the room, with Vicky running after her "Deja what are you doing?! Deja where are you going??" Deja manages to our run Vicky.
Confessional - Vicky
I think I just saw Deja's eye twitch, she looks like she's about to go nuts.
Vicky then sees Deja running back with a pot full with water. "IMMA FUCK HIM UP" screams Deja as she runs into the room and pours all of the freezing cold water all over Kenny's face and body.
Kenny jumps in shock, killing his erection.
Confessional - Vicky
This crazy ghetto bitch just filled a pot of chilled water and poured it over a roided up beef man, she's fucking insane! I'll let this shit fly just this once, but it's not gonna happen again.
The room mates are shocked when Kenny gets up and begins screaming "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU CRAZY GHETTO BLACK BITCH?, YOU SHOULD BE IN MY KITCHEN NOT IN MY ROOM"
Deja not intimidated, walks up to Kenny and bitch slaps Kenny across the face. Kenny red in the face, pushes Deja across the room.
"SHE'S A GIRL ASSHOLE" yells Levi jumping on Kenny to restrain him. An enraged Kenny throws Levi towards the side. Faith and Hope run for their lives. "NO NO no!!!!!" yells Micah, Trying to restrain Kenny.
The producers run up to Kenny and are able to restrain him. "YOUR MOTHER BITCH, YOUR MOTHER BITCH" screams Deja from the floor. "FUCK YOUR MOM FOR BREEDING YOU" screams Vicky. "I AM A MAN, A KING, YOU'RE ALL PEASENTS" yells Kenny.
Deja hocks a logee into Kenny's face.
Kenny breaks free from the producers....
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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Jan 22, 2010 18:50:56 GMT -5
Kenny breaks free, and grabs Micah who is trying to restrain him.
"LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE FAGGOTY PIECE OF SHIT, DONT YOU EVER TOUCH ME" kenny screams, pushing micah to the ground.
"FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!" Deja yells.
meanwhile, in the confessional room......
*distant screams are heard*
"LOL we are just sitting in here hiding, these people are crazy!" hope giggles. "I think someone just got pushed down the stairs!" Faith says, with glee.
The all out Brawl somehow moves downstairs, where its still
KENNY VS EVERYONE.
The producers are no longer trying to restrain Kenny but telling him "YOU WILL BE REMOVED!!"
Finally Kenny begins to calm down, puts some boxers on, and sits down on the couch.
Confessional - Micah
okay, so i thought this guy was going to give me my fix, for a big dick, but obviously theres nothing more to him .. *shrugs*
With the noise quieting down, hope and faith tiptoe down the stairs, making sure its safe. Noticing the coast is clear, they walk downstairs.
Confessional Deja -
this shit is NOT going to fly. im pissed the fuck off.
Levi, Vicky, Stevie, and Micah all go out to the pool. Deja is passing through the kitchen, smoking a cigarette trying to get calm.
Outside by the pool, Levi and Micah begin chatting it up at the hot tub. The conversation is completely casual, before it slowly starts turning towards Sexual Orientations....
"Like, im gay, and im proud you know? I Just wish people were more accepting" Micah says
"Yeah, me too" Levi says, realizing he slipped up.
"Wait...youre gay?" Micah whispers.
Levi stares hard at Micah for a few minutes. He debates on whether or not he should deny this...for once, he opens up.
"Im bi-sexual. But im not ready to tell the rest of the castmates..they arent as open as you, Micah" Levi says.
"awww" micah says, giving Levi a hug.
Confessional Micah - Levi is a cool guy. Hes cute too, and gives off a good vibe. I wanna get with him, but if he wants to wait and keep his S.O. on the Downlow, ill keep my trap shut.. *winks*
The twins sit down, one on each side of Kenny, and begin talking in low sensual voices.
Confessional Kenny - some pootay on the first night?!
Confessional Twins - we really think hes an arrogant asshole.. but after seeing him with a hard on.. yummy..
"well you see....i cant choose one of you. So you will both have to ... come have some fun with me..." Kenny whispers.
Confessional Twins - Normally, we wouldnt settle for this... but we need to get a "Feel" for the house.
They all get up, and the twins lead Kenny up to the master bedroom.
Confessional Deja - are you fucking kidding me? After all that fake nikka just put us all through, they are gonna go, suck his dick and who knows what else? I WILL NOT LET THIS FLY.
Deja puts out her cigarette, takes off her stilletos, ties up her weave, and starts storming up the stairs.
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Post by Prince Eric on Jan 22, 2010 19:33:58 GMT -5
DeJa then grabs a fire extinguisher, and marches up the stairs.
The twins and Kenny are in the bed humping it up and moaning and groaning, UNTIL!!! DeJa storms in and yells "This shit is not gonna fly!!! It ain't gonna fly bitches!!!!" DeJa says as she sprays Hope,Faith,and Kenny. Kenny is now all foamy and short of breath and coughing everywhere. "Yeah bitch! Yeah! Whatcha gonna do now?!" DeJa says as she holds her weave, and buck her eyes wide.
"HELL NO!" Kenny says as he catches his breath, grabs DeJa, and snookies her in her face.
Confessional Hope: ZOMFG!!! Crazy ass Deja just sprayed white foamy fire extinguisher stuff all over us! PLUS Kenny just punched her on the face, and she is on the floor crying...
All the roommates rush in to see what is going on and they see DeJa on the floor in tears.
"WTH DID YOU DO DUDE! WTF DID YOU DO BITCH! SHE IS A FUCKING GIRL FAGGOT!!!!" Stevie said as he stormed at Kenny. Kenny just backed up with a smile on his face.
The producers finally grabbed Kenny, escorted him to a van, and took him to a Hotel for the night.
"Oh gosh sweety are you ok?" Micah asked DeJa. "Yeah I am fine" DeJa said back, as she got off the ground.
Confessional DeJa: I just defend these two little white hoes! After this douche FUCKING SAYS SEXIST SHIT ABOUT US! & they just fuck him like everything is okay???!!! HELLO NO THIS SHIT WON'T FLY!.
DeJa then gets the twin's box of make up and throws it out of the window!!!
The twins walks outside with Vicky to discover that all their make up is splattered all over the ground! "WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE!!!?" The twins yelled as they ran in the house.
"Why the hell did you throw our shit out the window??? That is 300 dollars worth of make up bitch!" Faith yelled at DeJa.
"Get me the fuck out yo face!" DeJa yelled back.
"What the hell are you talking about? No one told you to get out of our faces!" Hope snapped back.
"Get me the fuck out yo face!" DeJa said again.
"Are you fucking kidding me, you stupid bitch?!" Faith said.
"Get me the fuck out yo face!!" DeJa said again. "I fucking stand up for your asses, because this sexist fool wanna get smart, and then hit me in the face, and you bitches fuck him and suck his dick!!! Hell no! Get me the fuck out yo face!" Deja yells.
Vicky rolls her eyes and walks into her bathroom.
Confessional Vicky: I am sick of all the ignorant shit, and drama in this house already! They definitely don't know me up in this house!!! My bitch switch will turn on, but for now Vicky will mind Vicky's business.
Stevie is pissed and is breaking things in the house. "I CAN NOT LIVE HER WITH THIS FUCKING SEXIST PIG DUDE!!! I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT MAN!!!"
Levi then grabs Stevie to calm him down. "It is okay man... Just chill and listen to the sounds of the mother earth my man... woooosaaaahhhh." Levi said as he lit incense and candles.
Stevie then got a little calm.
"Now I want you to meditate as I play my guitar" Levi said to Stevie.
Stevie then inhaled, and exhaled...
Confessional Stevie: Levi is a pretty cool guy, BUT I look over at his jeans, and he has a hard on!!! WTF is this guy gay for me?
The Producers confront DeJa and tell her that Kenny will be back early in the morning, and it will be up to her to keep him or not.
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Post by Admin on Jan 23, 2010 5:30:15 GMT -5
Deja is anxiously pacing around the backyard smoking a ciggarette nervously. Levi takes notice of this and decides to go speak to her. Confessional - LeviDeja is a powerful strong woman. But she needs to use her power in a good way. I can see myself learning alot from her.Levi goes out to the patio and takes a seat, "Hey, sit down" offers Levi. Deja eyes him cautiously. But takes the seat. "You probably think I'm crazy? But you definitely don't know me" she mutters. "No not at all" explains Levi. "You are one of the most strong women I've ever met. What you did last night, is something women all across the country watching will learn from. They're going to learn to never to take abuse from a man." said Levi. Deja is taken aback by Levi's dramatic speech. "You're right, I am a strong beautiful black woman" says Deja proudly. "AND WHEN THAT SEXIST PIG ARRIVES HIS ASS IS GOING HOME!" she screams. Confessional - DejaI have been moved by Levi's speech, I realize it is up to me to lead this next generation of young women!Levi looks at her shocked. "Are you sure that's the right thing to do?" asks Levi. Deja looks at Levi with absolute certainty. "YES!". Deja calls for a house meeting. Confessional - Micah
So Deja wants to do a house meeting, and I'm like, we already know Kenny is going home, why are you wasting our time? It seems like a desperate cry for attention
"Have a seat" says Deja. The 6 other room mates eye Deja. "I've been moved, I can see why I've been placed here." begins to say Deja. "I'm going to speak out on women's abuse! Unlike Rihanna, I will not take this beating!!" she shouts. "I'm sending Kenny home". "Okay and?" says Micah. "No one really cares" admits Stevie. Hope and Faith exchange odd looks then giggle. Vicky stares at Deja in disgust. Confessional - Vicky
Deja thinks she runs shit, but she don't, all she runs his her mouth. If she says anything to ME, or anyone who doesn't deserve shit, I'm going to set it off.
"Don't disrespect me!" snaps Deja, "This is a very important decision, we can not make mistakes right now!" preaches Deja. Just as the rest of the room mates are about to get up a knock on the door. Kenny enters the room, with a producer on each side of him to restrain him. The producers bring Kenny to the rest of the room mates. "Deja, it's up to you on what we do with Kenny" says the producer. "Kenny..? THAT's your name?" laughs Micah. "Wow, we didn't even know his name" says Faith coming to this realization. "And we don't need to know it" snaps Deja. "I-" Kenny goes to speak, but is interrupted. "I don't need to hear it" says Deja cutting Kenny off. Confessional - Hope and FaithHope: i don't really care for Kenny staying or leaving.Faith: Me either, too bad we never got to fuck himHope: He had a big dick too...Faith: *frowns*
"Let him speak" demands Vicky. "Yeah I wanna hear what he has to say" agrees Hope. Deja rolls her eyes, then gestures Kenny to speak. "My name is Kenny, and I am a man, I was raised and taught men are above women, and if you don't like it, fuck it" exclaims Kenny. "That's it?" asks Deja. "That's it." confirms Kenny. The room mates all exchange weirded looks. "Do any of you have something to say before i make my choice?" asks Deja. "Send him home" says Stevie. "I respect whatever you choose to do" says Vicky. Hope and Faith nod in agreement. "I mean, like, it's really up to you, but he already hit 3 cast mates, it's clear he's you know, like, dangerous" explains Micah. "I think he should stay" says Levi. All of the room mates look at him in shock, including Kenny. "He's clearly here for a reason, all of us are. We're here in this experience to learn and grow from one another, to broaden our horizons, to better ourselves as people" explains Levi dramatically. "He needs to learn that he was raised wrong, and women are equal. you sending him home means he learns nothing, and he could end up hurting more people." concludes Levi. All of the room mates are shocked. Confessional - DejaDoes Levi think I really care? This man is dangerous, and a foul person.
Confessional - LeviI know Kenny is dangerous, and he's already harmed Deja, Micah and myself. But he's here to learn on this experience, if he goes home, what if he gets a girlfriend, and hits her? What then? He should stay here and grow as a person. Peace and love man.Deja looks at the room mates, then at Kenny. "Do you want to learn?" asks Deja. "No" answers Kenny honestly. "I can't let you leave knowing, you could go home and do harm to others. I'm going to let you stay" says Deja. Stevie gets up in anger "This is fucking bullshit!" he yells. "You're gonna let this woman beater stay?! No no NO!" shrieks Vicky. "You're a weak bitch" says .Micah as he scurries away. "You did the right thing" says Levi comfortingly. Confessional - StevieNow I have to share a room with a fucking psychopath, I need a drink!"Thank you" says Kenny, as he goes to his room. Deja feels discouraged, and walks to her room, passing one of the portraits of the former Real World cast mates,  "I should have sent him home" she realizes out loud. END EPISODE |
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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Jan 23, 2010 12:05:18 GMT -5
EPISODE TWO Deja goes to the kitchen to grab another cigarette, getting several dirty looks from various castmates. Stevie is in the kitchen, devouring his liver with alcohol, and Micah is sitting at the table, painting his nails. When suddenly, KEnny walks down in the kitchen.
Confessional Micah - oh shit. drama timeeeeee
Hope and Faith run away, scared.
Confessional Deja - this mo'fukka better not fina touch me.
Kenny walks in the kitchen, takes out bread, bologna, and ketchup and sets it down right in front of Deja.
"What the fuck!?" Deja yells.
"HEY, i got the INGREDIENTS OUT! I DID SOME WORK. NOW MAKE ME A SANDWHICH" kenny exclaims.
Deja grabs the ketchup, and begins squirting it all over Kenny. Kenny swings his arm back, and Levi steps in and grabs Kenny. Levi pulls Kenny away, and goes to talk to him. Deja is pissed off, and begins smoking again. Kenny yells at her as Levi pulls him away.
"CHAIN SMOKER!! GHETTO GORILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"i got you to fucking stay in this house, and ill be damned if you get sent home after all this" levi says in a stern, but calm voice.
Kenny just looks away, and looks at the ground.
They continue talking, and Kenny decides to go upstairs and take a nap. Levi then goes and searches for Deja.
"Deja, sweetie..." hes cut off.
"I dont need a fucking inspirational speech, Levi. I need for that nasty, white, racist, sexist pig to be out of this house, and YOU are the reason that mo'fukka is still herrr. Hes fina hurt somebody!" She says.
Deja then gets up, and storms off really pissed. Levi just sits there.
Confessional Levi - im just a fucking dude... im not a therapist!
Meanwhile, Hope and Stevie are in the hotub and are getting really close.
Confessional Hope - stevie is so hot, and Faith is nowhere to be found. lets get this thing' rollin .. . *giggles*
Hope whispers in Stevie's ear "why dont you show me your room"
Confessional Stevie - There is a god!!!!!!
They walk up to the room, holding hands. As they are walking in stevies door, Faith sees them. She doesnt say anything but she knows they went in Stevies room.
Loud moans are heard.
Confessional Faith - i didnt want it to to have to result to this..but theres no way im letting this fly.. no way my sister will be getting more dick than me.. NO WAY...............
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Post by Prince Eric on Jan 23, 2010 15:10:59 GMT -5
DeJa sits in her bed, and notices Hope is not in the bed next to her. "Sluts in this HOUSE!!!!!!!" she yells.
Confessional DeJa: I want to let the situation go with Kenny right now! I am not going to let him bring me down, he is going to bring himself down! BUT WHAT IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF, IS THESE SLUTS IN THIS HOUSE!
Vicky walks into the room with DeJa, to see why she is so upset.
Confessional Vicky: If it's not this with DeJa it's that with DeJa. She complains too much. First she is mad about Kenny, then she lets him stay, then she is mad that the twins are having sex.
"What is wrong DeJa!!!?" Vicky said with concern. "I am sick of these sluts in this house man! I am going to fucking explode!..
Confessional Vicky: *Rolls eyes* here we go again.
DeJa storms out of her room and grabs two pots, then she heads up to Stevie's room.
Stevie is sexing Hope, but is interrupted with the sounds of DeJa banging pots.
"What the hell is your issue?" Stevie asked angrily. "This whore-ish shit, is just not gonna fly!" DeJa replied.
Hope angrily got out the bed, and spit on DeJa, because she was upset that DeJa ruined her sex.
"Oh no you did not bitch!" DeJa yelled as she grabbed Hopes hair and swung her across the room!
Faith ran in the room, and cheered DeJa on.
Confessional Faith: Hope is my sister and all! But she wanna fuck my man!? She fucks with me! I totally think DeJa is a real ass bitch! & if I gotta use her to help me make my sister miserable I will  .
Hope is on the ground,bruised up from being swung by DeJa, and Faith runs over and begins to grab Hope by the hair and drag her own sister!
Confessional Stevie: I love cat fights.... HAWTNESS!
Confessional DeJa: WOW I was not expecting Faith to back me up against her own sister! I think I can manipulate this girl to be my weak little white bitch, and follow me .
Vicky runs in the room and breaks the fight up "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU BITCHES?! Y'ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR FUCKING SELVES! ESPECIALLY YOU DEJA! YOU ARE SUCH A ANNOYING GHETTO BITCH!" Vicky yells.
"WHAT THE FUCK BITCH??? YOU WANNA GO THERE WITH ME BITCH!!!?" DeJa says back.
Confessional DeJa: This bitch wants to call me out? We'll see! She definitely don't know me, so DON'T CROSS THE LINE...
Everyone is getting ready for a night out, at the club.
Vicky notices that Faith, and DeJa are giggling together and looking over at her.
Confessional Vicky: Those bitches are talking about me! I know it! They just better not ruin my night out in the club.
Confessional DeJa: House music is not really my cup of tea BUT I am going to live it up, and shake my ass on these boys!
Faith and DeJa are dancing in the club together, getting wasted, shaking their asses on guys, and lifting their skirts up.
Vicky is in the corner sipping her non alcoholic drink, eying DeJa and Faith living it up.
Confessional Vicky: Those bitches have no respect for themselves! They are sluts!
Faith and DeJa then begin to tongue kiss each other, and flash their tits.
Hope is in the corner grinding on Stevie, and Stevie is humping back on her.
Kenny is in the middle of the dance floor fist pumping.
Micah is in the other corner trying to grind on Levi, but Levi is not taking it very well.
Confessional Levi: Micah is a cute guy, but he is coming off pretty hard, and I have a girlfriend back at home =/
The music gets more intense, which makes DeJa and Faith act more outrageous!
Faith and DeJa go up to the DJ and begin to strip in front of him and pour alcohol all over their bodies!
Confessional Faith and DeJa: We looks over and we see DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore!!! We wanna fuck the DJ!
Pauly D decides to let the girls lead him to the VIP room.
DeJa,Faith,and Pauly exit to VIP.
"Where is DeJa and Faith?" Vicky asks Stevie. " I have no idea" Stevie reply as he grinds on Hope. "You ready to go?" Hope asks Vicky. "Yeah girl but we can not leave without them.
All the house mates decide to leave the club, and wait in the limo for DeJa and Faith.
Everyone is awaiting in the limo, and Vicky is furious!
Confessional Vicky: I AM TIRED!!!!! I AM SLEEPY!!! I WANNA GO HOME!!! AND THESE BITCHES ARE FUCKING THE DJ AND ACTING LIKE GUTTER BUTT WHORES!
1 hour later...
DeJa and Faith finally stumble out of the club,laughing with their high heels on, almost falling because they are drunk.
They get in to limo and are not wearing their panties, that they apparently let Pauly D keep.
DeJa looks over at Vicky and sees she is mad. "What is wrong???" DeJa asks. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??!!!!" Vicky yells as she jumps over the limo and grabs DeJa "DON'T MAKE ME WAIT A FUCKING HOUR FOR YOU SLUTS!, BECAUSE I'LL FUCK YOU UP!" Vicky yells in DeJa's face.
The limo pulls over to give Vicky a chance to calm down.
DeJa, and Faith, exit and agree to take a separate taxi.
Confessional Faith: Vicky was like luke warm water, but now she wants to be all hot with us! What has gotten into her?
Vicky chases after DeJa and Faith yelling " You are WHORES!!!!! TWO DOLLAR WHORES!!!!!"
DeJa yells back "ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!" as she tries to ignore Vicky's tantrum.
DeJa and Faith get into a taxi.
"YOU BITCHES DON'T BELONG HERE! FUCK YOU DEJA!!! FUCK YOU TOO BITCH!" Vicky yelled as Levi calmed her down and sat her back down in the limo.
Everyone arrives back home.
But Vicky is still angry and ripping down portraits of Faith and DeJa.
DeJa and Faith decide to stay outside.
Confessional DeJa: I really do not wanna go in the house right now, because Vicky, won't shut up! & I already know how mad I am, so I really do not want to have to put hands on this girl....
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Post by Admin on Jan 23, 2010 15:58:17 GMT -5
Vicky parades around the house screaming "TWO DOLLAR WHORES". Confessional - HopeSince my sister had decided to ditch me and join forces with crazy Deja, I guess I'll work with Vicky.
"Deja wants to stand up against woman abuse but she keeps the psycho? WEAK BITCH" screams Vicky even louder. Confessional - Vicky
Right now, I'm pissed the fuck off with Deja, I'm going to make sure she has a terrible night.
Confessional - Faith
My sister and Vicky are just jealous that me and Deja know how to have a good time. Whatever, who cares, I'm over it!
Deja decides to get up from outside and handle the situation with Vicky. She bursts throught he doors. "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM GHETTO BLACK BITCH" screams Deja. Vicky hears this and charges towards her. "BITCH YOU BETTER BACK YOUR ASS UP BEFORE I WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU". Deja laughs in her face and tries to walk away, when Hope steps to her face. "You're NOTHING, you'll never be ANYTHING, weak bitch!" yells Hope. Faith sees this from outside and comes quickly to defend her new bff Deja. Confessional - MicahI am trying to get my beauty rest and all I hear is screaming, oh no boo boo!
"shut up HOPE, YOU'RE A LESS HOTTER VERSION OF ME, EVERYONE LIKES ME MORE THEN YOU" yells Faith. "AT LEAST I NEVER GOT AN ABORTION, BITCH" screams Hope."You a low trashed up bitch for that one!" yells Deja, "STEP TO ME BITCH, STEP TO ME" screams Vicky. Confessional - FaithMy sister is a liar! I have never had an abortion and she looks dumb right now. That bitch has had so many STDs, her vagina looks like Haiti after the earthquake!Micah comes running down the stairs with rollers in his hair. "OH NO HONEY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he shrieks. "WHAT ARE YA'LL BITCHES DOING UP?!" screams Micah in a very high pitched voice. "THESE BITCHES JUST WANNA FIGHT" screams Deja. "THESE BITCHES JUST WANNA FUCK THE NEXT GUY THEY SEE" screams Vicky. "ALL YA'LL BITCHES LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME" screams Micah, he grabs a portrait of Princess and throws it at the floor.  "YA'LL ARE ACTING LIKE THIS CRAZY BITCH" screams Micah. "GO TO YOUR ROOMS" he pleads. The girls agree and go to their rooms. Confessional - VickyDeja thinks she can push me, but she does not know who she is messing with, I am the HBIC, and she's going to have to learn the hard way. |
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Post by Prince Eric on Jan 24, 2010 17:18:29 GMT -5
Hope and Faith swap rooms, and are rolling their luggage out their old rooms to move in with their new friends.
Confessional Faith: I am switching rooms, because DeJa is just more cool, than Vicky. Vicky just made a fool of herself last week *shows flash back* She totally yelled at me and DeJa, just because we got to go to VIP with DJ Pauly D.
"I am so glad I am out of that psycho's room ugh!" Faith said to Deja as she moved the last of her stuff in her new shared room.
" Me too girl!" DeJa said happily as she put her make up on.
Confessional DeJa: I just feel like we have to get rid of that crazy ghetto bitch! From the minute I walked in that air port and saw her *Shows flashback* I knew she was trouble. DeJa and Vicky can not love in the same house together"
All the castmates come down stairs to speak with their new boss Calvin.
Calvin is a muscular,attractive, black guy, who travels all over the world to feed the hungry. He is now in Brazil to help feed the hungry in the more poor parts of Brazil.
He explains "Hello I am Calvin Thompson, your new boss, and I come here to Brazil to help feed the hungry. I just came from South Africa, and Haiti, and now I am here to spread love,care, and soothe empty stomaches of poor children all around the world. You guys are now apart of team MYTH "Making Young Tummys Happy" WELCOME TO THE TEAM!!! ALSO REMEMBER IF YOU QUIT YOUR JOB, YOU ARE OUT OF THE HOUSE!"
Everyone grabbed their uniforms and name tags and exited for their first day at work.
The twins wore their high heels on the job which was a bad idea.
They had to carry beans and rice to the cafetria which was very very heavy, and Hope stumbled and fell down! Spilling all the beans and rice!
Confessional Micah: OMFG!!! We are here to feed these poor children and Hope just totally spilled ALL THE FOOD.
"HEY KENNY! Since Hope dropped the food, I need you to open more cans of beans and rice and cook them up for us on the stove!" Calvin (The Boss) yelled.
"Dude that is a woman's job" Kenny replied.
Confessional Micah: OMFG I can not believe Kenny just told our boss that that is a woman's job! Clavin is pretty muscualr and he might beat Kenny's ass.
Calvin stormed at Kenny and shoved him in the chest and said "No dude it is your job!"
Kenny looked into Calvin's eyes,and said " I quit." Kenny then walked off.
Calvin yelled "You are making a big mistake dude!!!"
Levi saw that Kenny walked off the job and ran to chase him down.
"Dude do not give up! Do this for the kids, the kids of our prcious land. THIS IS THE FUTURE MAN!" Levi said very spiritually.
Kenny looked up at Levi and replied. "You have been the only one who had my back in the house. For that reason I will stay"
Kenny then shook Levis hand and hugged him, and then he told Calvin he was back in the job.
Kenny was now stirring beans and rice.
Stevie was connecting with a little boy name Andrew.
Confessional Stevie: Andre is a little boy I met, and fed here at MYTH (Making Young Tummys Happy) I really bonded with him *begins to tear up* he reminds me of me when I was young. I have been poor as a child. My mother was a prostitute, she was here illegally from Mexico, she told me my dad was a white man, that paid her for sex. I never knew my father, I was just told he was a rich white man. My mom had no money and no family out here to help support me and herself, so she had to be a hooker. I was basically a mistake. *breaks down into tears* I hate white men with a passion now, especially rich ones, republican ones etc... It angers me.
1 hour later
Calvin tells everyone he will see them Tuesday & everyone gets in a limo back to the mansion.
Stevie begins to drink all the champagne and liquor in the limo and get drunk. "I have never had a father! HE WAS A RICH WHITE MAN DATS ALL I KNOW DUDE!!!!" Stevie yelled as he drank more alcohol. "Calm down dude" Levi said. "DON'T FUCKING TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE BEEN THROUGH!!!!" Stevie said as he hopped over the seat and choked Levi. "I am a fucking bastard! A BASTARD!!!" Stevie yelled as he choked Levi.
"GET OFF OF HIM I SAID NOW!!!" Kenny yelled as he snatched Stevie off of Levi.
"Don't touch me white boy!" Stevie said as he stormed in the house drinking more alcohol.
Stevie began to punch walls and kick over lamps.
Confessional Vicky: Idk what ever tension Stevie had against Kenny, or Levi, or any other guy in the house, but the alcohol is bringing it out right now, because Stevie is fuming!!! |
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OMG we have a gay bestfriend!!!" Yelled the twins. "I love the gay boys!!!" Deja said as she hugged Micah.
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