REAL WORLD FANTASY HOUSE 4

[Prince Eric]

2:10 pm

Everyone begins to get in the limo for the photo shoot.

Confessional DeJa: I am not happy about going to this photo shoot because Vicky is there. I just do not want to have to punch her in the face!

Everyone walks in and sees Kenny.

"Who the fuck is this dude on roids" Dorian whispers in Kayla's ear.

Kenny hear's Dorian, talking about him and says " Look new boy! That drama don't bring it my way!", and Dorian replies "Ay Ay dude you don't even know me!"

Vicky then walks in and says "Awww new bitch, what happened to your period blood wig?" to Kayla. "Fuck off bitch" Kayla snaps back.

"and if it isn't little miss wannabe ghetto!" says Vicky to DeJa. DeJa rolls her eyes. " on't roll your eyes at me bith! OR I'LL FUCK YOU UP LIKE I DID LAST TIME!" Vicky says.

DeJa then pushes past DeJa.

Confessional DeJa: I am not weak... I just do not want any problems tonight...

Hope then say Vicky and ran to hug her. "Hi honey how are you?" Hope said happily.

"I am good girl.... Me and my baby's daddy worked it out." Vicky replied.

"Oh girl that is goo to hear."Hope said.

"I see you nd Faith made up" Vicky said.

"Yeah we can not stand that fake bitch DeJa anymore!" said Hope.

"I am glad you guys see that fake bitch's true colors!" Vicky said.

Faith and Hope then began to talk shit about Kayla and DeJa to Vicky.

On the other hand.

Stevie walked up to Micah and said Show me the loser who replaced me"

Micah then introduced Stevie to Ryan.

"Oh an uglier version of me!" Stevie said.

"Ay Fuck off dude! I heard you was on some crazy shit any ways my dude!" Ryan said back.

"Lick my balls cracker bastard." Stevie said as he walked away.

Ryan ignored him and skated over to DeJa.

"Hey babe after this lame ass photo shoot wanna fuck tonight?" Ryan asked.

"I ain't in the mood right now Ryan.... I just wanna worry about my photos right now... PLUS AREN'T YOU GETTING SOME FROM YOUR LITTLE WHORES, HOPE AND FAITH?" DeJa said as she walked away.

"What?" Ryan said confused.

5 minutes later

Everyone waited in the waiting room as an akward silence swept the room.

Confessional Micah: I can feel the tension in this room! It is as thick as Levi's dick!

Vicky traded a nasty stare with DeJa, and Stevie looked mean at Ryan, and Hope and Faith looked nastily at Kayla, and Dorian stared mean at Kenny. Everyone was just angry.

"ALRIGHT EVERYONE LETS GO!!!!!!!!" The producers yelled.

The photo shoot began and everyone started moving, and posing for the camera looking handsome and pretty.






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Everyone then yelled

"REAL WORLD SEASON 4 BRAZIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

After all that

Everyone then said their goodbyes

Confessional Stevie: I am glad I am out of that fucking house!

DeJa= Ghetto slut
Hope and Faith= Dumb 2 dollar whores
Kayla= Trailer trash bitch
Dorian= Too black ass nigger
Micah= Faggotty Maggotty
Ryan= Horrible replacement! I can take that white dvil any day!
Levi= looks like he sales incents out of his back pack!

That being said, PEACE OUT AMERICA!

Everyone then said their goodbyes.

Hope cried as she said goodbye to Vicky.

"Ima miss you girl!" said Hope.

"Take care girlfriend" said Vicky as she walked off.

DeJa then aimed for Vicky's head, and threw gum in it, and made it!.

Vicky did not even notice as she patted her hair, therefor making the gum stick in even deeper!

"Good luck shaving your hair off BITCH! DeJa whispered to herself...

DeJa's evil laugh, and then FADE OUT.

END EPISODE

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EPISODE SEVEN

-one week later-

Faith and Hope come in from the backyard and decide to check their emails.

"Lame." says Faith. "What's wrong?" asks Hope. "Just boring stuff from guys I sleep with and never call back, it's like I just fucked you, leave me alone!" explains Faith. Hope rolls her eyes and gets on her email.

"Oh an email from Vicky!" says Hope excitedly. "Ugh who cares" says Faith. As Hope reads the email her mouth drops in utter shock.

Hope calls over Faith to read the email. "Oh, my god..." says Faith in a low voice.


^Confessional - Hope

So I'm checking my email when suddenly I get this email from Vicky!

"Hay gurl, whatchu doin? It was good seeing you at the photoshoot, but oh my godddddd, I got some shit to say. Deja is going to get FUCKED up the next time I see her. But that's not the best part. That new bitch who replaced me. SHE DOES PORN. See for yourself!

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After I read that, I was like omg, juice!


The twins begin to scheme.

[Andrew]

i vomited

[ariel]

Feb 19, 2010 21:22:57 GMT -5 Andrew said:

i vomited

me too.

[Prince Eric]

Confessional Hope: Me, Faith, and Ryan are going to go out, and ruin this bitches life by posting her itty bitty titty committee, porno photos all over the streets of Rio De Jinero Brazil! AHAHAHA We are going to so ruin her rep.

Hope then printed up pictures of Kayla from her porn, and asked Ryan, and Faith to go with her to post them all over Brazil! Ryan skate boarded all over Brazil just passing the picture to random strangers! Hope and Faith skipped around holding hands and slapped tape on the back of the pics and posted them on stop lights and light poles.

Confessional Ryan: I am new here, and I really do not have any enemies... BUT Kayla looks like a gutter rat, and Hope and Faith are hot, so I guess I'll team up with them.

Confessional Hope and Faith: AHAHAHAHA THIS BITCH IS GONNA GET OWNED!

Later on...

Everyone is back at the mansion, and a knock on the door happens.

WHO IS IT? Asks Micah, and BOOM IN WALKS Princess from season 2, and Allison from season 3!!!

Confessional Micah: OH MY GOD MY TWO FAVORITE BITCHES ARE AT THE DOOR!!!!!!!!! I AM STAR STRUCK AT THIS MOMENT!!!

Allison busted in and said "Lets get this party started heifers!!!" and Princess asked "Where the hell is the stripper pole in this mofo!"

Confessional Allison and Princess: We met each other up in LA, and we are now the best of friends! We are here to promote ourselves for Princess and Allison's Road Trip. It ain't official yet but it is an idea.

Princess dropped it like it was hot and busted the splits. Allison then asked "Who is the bitch in here who thinks she is the shit?"

DeJa then beyonce walked forward. Allison then laughed in DeJa's face and swung her hair in her face and model walked away.

Confessional Allison: OMG DeJa really thinks she is something AHAHA huuuuhhhh... We are definitely going to get into it.

Princess strutted forward and had a pic of the porno clip of Kayla and said, "Who is this bitch in this porn pic??? Can she get me the hook up in the porn industry?"

Kayla ran up to her and snatched the picture away and yelled " WHERE DID YOU GET THIS!!!?"

Princess then replied "Me and Allison saw thousands of them floating around the Brazil streets before we arrived."

"WHAT!!!?" Kayla yelled.

" Anyways where is the hot tub!!!" Princess asked. Princess stripped butt naked, and Allison stripped in her bikini, and Ryan followed after the hot babes, and Hope and Faith followed with their bikinis, and DeJa tied up her weave and followed to the hot tub, and Micah and Levi went to have sex, and Dorian was out with a white model.

So Kayla was left in the living room by herself. She was pissed the hell off.

Kayla decided to go to the confessional room, and play back a recorded confessional from Hope!

She put it in, and pressed play, and to her surprise she saw!

"Confessional Hope: Me, Faith, and Ryan are going to go out, and ruin this bitches life by posting her itty bitty titty committee, porno photos all over the streets of Rio De Jinero Brazil! AHAHAHA We are going to so ruin her rep."

"OMFG OMFG OMFG!!!!! HOPE, FAITH, AND RYAN WANNA FUCK WITH ME!!!!" Kayla was pissed and fuming.

She stormed down stairs and called everyone out of the hot tub.

Everyone then got out the hot tub except Allison and Princess because they were seeing who can make the most queef bubbles in the hot tub.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT BITCH UGH!?" Asked Faith.

Kayla then acted as if she was calm and collected, she took a deep breath and then went to hug DeJa "DeJa I love you" Kayla said as she hugged her.

Kayla then Hugged Micah and Levi "I love you two gay bitches too! Go to Canada and get married or something, and adopt some babies! I'll miss you"

Kayla then walked up to Ryan and said " Come here new boy, come here..... I'm sorry" BAM!!!! She punched Ryan in the face.

Confessional Ryan: I just got punched by a fucking girl! I was taught not to hit a woman back, but dude if she was a man, I'd fuck her up!

"Thats for helping posting my picture and violating me you fucking bastard!" Kayla yelled as she walked outside.

DeJa then pushed Kayla and said "GO NOW! GO!!! THAT HITTING IS NOT GONNA FLY!" and DeJa slammed the doors on Kayla.

Hope and Faith ran and grabbed Ryan an ice pack and then proceeded to run after Kayla.

"Why the fuck did you hit him bitch?!" Hope and Faith said as the surrounded her.

"Because I was supposed to smack YOU!!!!!! BUT HE GOT IN THE WAYYYYY..." Kayla said.

" You know he can't hit you back because he is a guy, and you know I can smack you back, so you hit him....because he can't smack you back?" Hope said.

"Look I'm sorry!" Kayla said as she tried to punch Hope, but Faith pulled Kayla's weave, and Hope began to punch on Kayla's head, and Hope and Faith just double teamed Kayla...

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Instead of breaking the fight up, Princess and Allison proceeded out of the hot tub, and HELPED HOPE AND FAITH BEAT UP KAYLA!

Confessional Allison and Princess: Hey we are just trying to get our air time, and that bitch looked lame so we helped beat her ass *Shakes titty's*


Micah and Levi finally helped break it up.

Kayla was beat up and battered, but she was still standing.

"FUCK ALL YOU BITCHES! I AM GOING HOME!!!" Kayla said as she stormed back up stairs to pack her bags.

Confessional Kayla: I hate everyone in this house! Fuck these wack ass bitches! I got asthma and I can't deal with this."

Kayla begin to have an asthma attack and began to cough repeatedly.

"I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!" Kayla yelled.

Micah ran and gave her a piece of pizza " Eat this! you'll feel better" Micah said.

"FUCK YOU BITCH DIE OF ASTHMA!" Faith said as she walked passed her and spit on her!

Kayla held her heart , and gasped for air, and then through the plate at Faith's head, but it missed and shattered to pieces.

Kayla then told the producers that she could not take the stress and called for the van to take her to the hospital.

Meanwhile...

Hope gathered Faith,Ryan,DeJa,Princess,and Allison, and they all filled up 6 big buckets of water balloons.

Kayla rolled all her bags out the door and unloaded in the van, she was full of tears, because she kept wheezing from her asthma attack.

AND THEN THE WHOLE HOUSE YELLED " BYE DUMB RAT!!!!" as they bombed Kayla with water balloons

Kayla was getting bombed with water balloons, and she looked back with tears in her eyes, and took in her inhaler, and gasped one more time, and then proceeded in the van soaked!

WATER BALLOONS CONTINUED TO BOMB THE VAN UNTIL KAYLA PULLED OFF TO THE HOSPITAL.

Everyone then ran off and glee.

..........

the ground with soaked and filled with busted water balloons and a picture of Kayla's porno flew through the wind....................

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-2 Hours later-


^Confessional - Hope and Faith

We dominate this house, we got out Kayla, and now Deja is next! <3


The girls of the house party harder and harder with Princess and Allison.

Dorian walks in from his date with the white super model from the bar.


"Hiiiiiiiiiiii <3" says Allison and Princess flirtatiously. Deja notices their interest with Dorian in disgust. What's your name" says Allison teasingly. "Dorian" he answers


^Confessional - Dorian

I see a princess and a black dog come up to me. Allison is gorgeous, and Princess is a monster, I don't date men!


Allison grabs Dorian and rips off his shirt and pants. "Oh daddy!" she says as she jumps into his arms. She cowgirls him for a moment. Deja gets annoyed by this and tries to distract Dorian " Dorian come here for a second!" Deja calls out desperately. "He's busy" snaps Allison.


^Confessional - Deja

Allison thinks she runs this house, BITCH this is season 4 not season 3. You don't run anything here, I DO.



"I wasn't talking to you" says Deja. Allison flips her hair and giggles. "Well I am talking to YOU. And I said he's BUSY" says Allison finalizing Deja to back off. Hope and Faith jump in. "Yeah Deja, just STOP. You're not cute, your weave is busted" mocks Faith. "You're so pathetic" says Hope rolling her eyes.

Deja's heart sinks. "WHY ARE YOU BITCHES TURNING ON ME?!" screams Deja out in agony.

Princess goes to comfort Deja, taking her upstairs to her room.


-In Deja's room-

^Confessional - Deja

I'm embarrassed, I'm pissed, I'm ready to leave. NONE OF THESE BITCHES MATTER.

"Honey, are you okay?" asks Princess comfortingly. Micah and Levi enter the room to calm Deja down. Deja is fuming. "I'm going to fuck that bitch up, I swear, the bitch don't know me, she definitely don't know me." she whispers.

^Confessional - Princess

Do I even care about Deja? No not at all, I'm just trying to save her ass from getting beat by Allison.

Meanwhile down stairs, Allison is getting Dorian more drunk.

The twins and Allison are on the bar dancing around acting a mess. "Loves it!" says Allison with glee. "Deja is so pathetic" says Hope. Faith nods in agreement. "Why doesn't she get it..." slurrs Dorian.

"I DONT DATE BLACK WOMEN!!" screams Dorian. Allison laughs hysterically and booty pops on the bar.

"wHAT DID THAT BITCH SAY!" screams Deja from upstairs. She runs down the stairs and approaches the girls and Dorian. Princess tries to stop Deja.

"TELL ME WHAT THE ISSUE IS" Deja says jumping up and down. "YOU'RE BLACK" laughs Faith "TOO BLACK" adds Hope. Allison stays back quietly laughing at the chaos she's started.


^Confessional - Ryan

I'm just chillin in the hot tub cause I'm fucked up, but all these girls wanna do is fight, shit man.


"Go fuck yourself bitch, you dont know me! YOU DONT KNOW ME" yells Deja. Charging after Hope and Faith, but Princess restrains her. "WE AINT GONNA DO THIS!!" says Princess.

"Oh no, the gorilla is here!" taunts Faith. Princess' face goes blank. "What did you call me?!" she snaps. "YO WHITE BITCH, WHAT DID YOU CALL ME" screams Princess turning red. "ANSWER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" she screeches. Faith looks to her left and right, seeing no one is backing her up. "ew shut up Princess, you do porn!" says Hope.

"EXCUSE ME WHAT HOPE? I'M SORRY WHAT?" yells Princess, gone completely insane.

"YOU DO PORN" yells Faith now. "SIX FIGURES, SIX FIGURES"

"Whatever you say bitch!" says Hope. PRINCESS lunges at Hope. picks her up and throws her at the bar, shattering all the glass, and bottles of liquor. "OH MY GOD!" screams Deja.

"BITCH DON'T KNOW ME, WHAT NOW BITCH, WHAT NOW!!" screams Princess. Faith runs to help her sister. "She's not moving, oh my god!!!!!!!!!!"

Faith cradles Hope in her arms, as Hope begins to have a seizure.


^Confessional - Deja

This is too much for me, this is too much!

Faith gets up and tries to attack princess. She knocks her down, pulling her hair and scratching at her face. Princess quickly throws Faith to the side, and ducks her right in the face. The producers come running to break up the fight between them.

"YOU BOTH HAVE TO LEAVE!" says the producer to Princess and Allison. Princess is thrown out. While Allison skips out happily. "Bye girls!" she says and blows them a kiss.

Slamming the door on the way out.

Hope and Faith are taken to the hospital. While Deja and Dorian are left looking shocked at the chaos that took place before them.

END EPISODE

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[Prince Eric]

EPISODE 8

NO MORE MR. NICE GUY


Confessional Levi: There has been so much drama in the house, and I am so sick of being the nice spiritual Levi! Here is what I think of the cast.

Micah- I only use to fuck, he ain't shit but a hole to tuck my shit.
Hope- Annoying bitch who needs to die
Faith- Annoying bitch who needs to die
DeJa- Wannabe ghetto bitch
Dorian- Self hating Nigger
Ryan- A Nobody

I am SO sick of being Mr. Nice Levi!

We have 2 weeks left in this piece of shit, and I am going to take rule over this house, these wannabe HBIC's will not know what hit them when I get done!
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1 DAY LATER

Confessional DeJa: Princess and Allison are finally gone, and the twins are still at the hospital, and tbh I am glad that those bitches are not here at the moment... *door bell rings* ugh never mind.

DeJa go's to answer the door and it is the twins.

" I am all better now but Hope has to take her pills or she will get her seizures back!" Faith said.

"Let me see those pills" Levi asked. " Here" said Hope. "I have to take these or else hehe" Hope said again.

" hmmmm depakote...." Levi said as he read the label.

Confessional Hope: Levi starred at my bottle of pills before he gave it back, and he is looking very weird... Ugh he is such a mother nature freak!

Levi finally handed Hope her pills back and went into th confessional room.

Confessional Levi: Fuck this house! Fuck these bitches! I am sick of being thought of as a mother nature weirdo! These people do not appreciate me! They think I am a weak little homeless white guy with dreads, and they think I am confused about my orientation BUT Ima show them!

Levi decided to hit the clubs by himself.

Levi went out to the club called Spot light, and began to drink it up, and got shit faced.

He met a flaming hot redhead named Tessa.

"Yo honey, I wanna take you back to my mansion and show you my 8 inch." Levi said.

Tessa was an easy slut, so she agreed.

Tessa and Levi went back to then mansion, and began to make out on the bathroom floor.

Micah passed by them in utter disgust.

Confessional Micah: Eeeewwww! Levi brought home this bitch! I thought we had something deep.

Micah began to cry.

"Shut up FAG! I am bisexual! NOT A FAG! Try some pussy, and maybe you'll be more happy." Levi snapped at Micah.

" Fuck you asshole!" Micah said back to Levi.

Levi ignored Micah and put the middle finger up to him, as he began to have sex with Tessa, and close the bathroom door for some private time.

Moans were heard....

THE NEXT DAY

Levi grabbed all of Tessa's things and threw them out of the house before she awoke.

When Tessa awoke he told her to hit the streets.

"You are such an asshole." Tessa said as she exited.

Meanwhile

DeJa let out a loud scream.

"UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" DeJa yelled.

"WHO ORDERED MUSHROOMS ON THE PIZZA??!! I AM ALLERGIC TO MUSHROOMS! MY THROAT SWELLS UP AND I GET ITCHY BUMPS ALL OVER MY BODY!"

"I ordered it,my apologies" said Ryan.

"Now what I am going to eat?" said DeJa.

"Don't worry DeJa I am cooking dinner." Levi said.

"Ummmmm.... ok" DeJa said as she rolled her eyes.

Confessional Levi: I am so sick of these bitches! It is time for them all to PAY!

Levi then began to see red as he stormed upstairs, and retrieved all of Micah's sex toys and threw them all in the fire place, he then ran in Dorian's room, and cut up all of his family photos, including some of his dead grandmother.

Levi then broke Ryan's skateboard in two.

He then took all the mushrooms off of the pizza, and blended them and he poured it all inside of DeJa's chocolate milk.

He then after that took all of Hope's depakote seizure pills and poured them all down the drain "Have a seizure and die bitch! Levi said with a crooked evil smile"

Levi then walked right out the doors like nothing happened and took the truck and drove somewhere to be alone.
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The rest of the house who payed no attention to Levi, had yet to find out all the damage he had done!

"What is that smell of burning rubber coming from the fire place???" Wondered Micah.

The whole house began to choke on the smell of Micah's burning sex toys.

" Where is Levi!?" Dejas wondered.

"He took the truck where ever he is" Ryan said back.

"WTF I was gonna get me something to eat!!! All I have in there is some chocolate milk! I guess I'll take some choco milk and just go to bed then ~_~" DeJa said sadly.

"TURN THAT FIRE PLACE OFF!!!!!!! I CAN'T BREATH!!!!!!!!" Faith screamed.

"WAIT WHERE IS MY PILLS! I NEED MY FUCKING PILLS!!!!" Hope cried out.

DeJa began to cough and hold her throat as she dropped her glass of half empty chocolate milk to the ground and it shattered.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Random screams are heard through out the house.

Meanwhile

Levi is at the clubs dancing it up with a Brazilian babe.

[CLAYBAYBAY]

The other housemates begin to panic, as the effects of Levi's Rampage started to unleash.

Confessional Micah - WHAT THE HONKERZ. How the HELL am I gonna get my fix without my vibros? I CAN NOT SURVIVE WITHOUT MY DILDO, WILLY!!!

Everyone is panicing downstairs, as Dorian suddenly thinks.

"THAT ASSHOLE BETTER NOT HAVE TOUCHED MY SHIT" He runs upstairs, to see all of his photos torn to shit.

He stares at the mayhem for a few seconds, lets out a cry, then a roar, and begins rampaging down the stairs, calling a taxi.

"Dorian what are you doing? DORIAN, what are you doin?!?" Ryan yells.

Dorian ignores everyone, and proceeds outside to wait for the taxi to arrive. Ryan goes with him.

Inside, The twins are trying to get ahold of their doctor to get some more medication, and Micah is on the couch crying, holding pictures of his dildos.

Confessional Faith - Im a little freaked right now. Like, Levi just went crazy, and what he did to Hope is unforgivable

"Alright Guys, that guy Corey that I met at the bar is offering to let me use his car. Let's all go , we need to get to the hospital to get some more meds."

Micah pulls himself together, and Hope agrees as they proceed outside.

The house is empty.

Ryan Confessional - So im in a cab with Dorian, and I dont even know where we are going, Dorian won't tell me. He wont even, like.....speak.

Dorian and Ryan continue to travel in the taxi, and pull up to Spotlight. Dorian gets out of the car, not even speaking a word to the cab driver.

They walk in the club, and its now obvious what Dorian is searching for. He scans the area, and sees a drunken Levi exiting the bar on the other side. Dorian goes outside, and sees Levi.

"WHAAA DUHH FUCCCC?!!?" Levi Slurs. Dorian approaches him, fast. Ryan tries to get in the middle, as Dorian charges.

DON'T HIT ME!!! Levi Screams, Slaps Dorian in the face, and then throwing a beer bottle at Dorians face, and it shatters on Dorians head

Confessional Dorian - Nobody messes with my family, or my grandmother.

Dorian grabs Levi and begins bashing his head on the concrete. He repeatedly body slams Levi, and Knocks Levi until he's barely concious. He then, throws the remains of his grandmothers photos on Levi, as Levi lay there beaten, bloody, and unconcious.

The producers get Dorian, and escort him into the back of a police car, as Levi is loaded on a stretcher.

The producers tell Levi that he threw the beer bottle, and slapped first, therefore he is terminated from the show. Dorian also may be terminated, because he is taken in to custody and is expected to spend 3 months in jail for assault. The official fate of Dorian is undetermined at this point...


meanwhile

Fath, Hope, and Micah are traveling to the hospital to get some more medication. They have no idea of the events that have transpired.

"Micah, PLEASE READ ME the GPS!!!" Faith yells.

"Im trying boo its not working!!"

Faith turns around while driving to get the GPS, and another truck T-Bones her.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

they all scream in unison.

The car spins off the road, and pummels down a slope.

It is silent for 30 seconds, until faith mutters out.

Are you guys.........okay??

"Yah" Micah replies.

"OMG HOPE!!!" FAITH SCREAMS.

HOPE IS LAYING ON THE FLOOR, SHAKING RAPIDLY, WITH HER EYES ROLLED BACK IN HER HEAD........

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The remaining room mates panic as they see Hope begin to have a seizure.


^Confessional - Micah

At this point there's only 3 days left, and this house has gone completely out of control. Ever since Princess and Allison came the house has been in more chaos then normal. I'm scared for my life!



The producers run to the scene with a stretcher and take Hope away. Faith into the van and waves good bye to Micah.


^Confessional - Faith

My sister is having a seizure again, and I'm really scared right now. I don't know what to do..


Back at the house, Deja is finally recovering from her allergic reaction. "The bitch wants to do this shit to me? FUCK THIS" Deja runs up to Levi's room and begins to destroy all of his stuff. She smashes all of his luggage then throws it down the stairs. "Bitch fuck this shit, fuck this shit, THEY DEFINITELY DON'T KNOW ME". She grabs all of Levi's clothes and tosses it into the melting dildo flame.

^Confessional - Deja

I've had it up to here with the bullshit up in this house. -raises hand above forehead-. I'm DONE with the shit.



Deja helps the producers put out the fire and clean up the mess from the house, when suddenly the phone rings.

*ring ring ring*

"Hello, who this?!" says a deep voice. "Deja.." "DEJA, it's Dorian. I got into a fight with Levi" explains Dorian. "Oh my god.. really? You're going home" asks Deja. "Not if someone can bail me out, I really need someone's help" says Dorian.


^Confessional - Deja

So Dorian calls me up and tells me he got arrested for fighting, And now I'm gonna bail him out. But he better be ready to pay the price...


"I'm on my way" says Deja seductively.

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[Prince Eric]

FINALE PART 1... 2 DAYS BEFORE THE LAST DAY.

DeJa drives to bail out Dorian.

Confessional DeJa: I am really hoping that Dorian sees that I am a down ass bitch! I am the one helping him, and he better gimme that dick.

DeJa arrives to bail Dorian out and Dorian gets in the truck.

"Dorian, you committed a violent crime, and I hope you know that" DeJa said as she pulled out the drive way.

"Yeah but I ain't going home, plus you picked me up just in time! I have a date in an hour with this smoking hot blonde, and now I am glad that I do not have to cancel it!" Dorian said back.

Confessional DeJa: WHAT!!!? I just bailed him out, and he is planning on going on a date with a white girl? Not gonna fly.

Deja then pulls the car over and says " You did something horrific, and I do not think that this should fly! You should go home!"

"WHAT!!! you can't be serious" Dorian said back.

"Well maybe you could stay... If you don't go on the date with the white bitch, and instead have some fun with me tonight" DeJa says as she licks her lips.

"EW!!!" Dorian says as he backs away... "This is RAPE, YOUR THREATENING ME!" Dorian exclaims.

back at the club.

Ryan is all alone, and does not know what to do.

Confessional Ryan: The limo left me and I am here all alone. I am scared for my life, and the lives of my roommates.

"What have I gotten myself into?" Ryan asked himself as he walked to the middle of the road and put his thumb up for a ride.


on the other hand

scratched and bruised Micah is crying after seeing his roommate Hope have a terrible seizure.

"MICAH!" The producers say loudly.

"Levi will be going home for what he has done to you all, and we will give you all an opportunity to press charges against him... Levi is also banned from the reunion, and any other Real World show... He did not just commit violence, he also could have KILLED YOU ALL! Also Hope will not be continuing.. We can not have someone this sick remain in the house, and it will be best if we send her to medical care and back home. Faith will be staying though. We want you to relay this message to your fellow cast mates when you get home okay Micah?"

"Sure" Micah said as he got in the limo to the mansion.

Meanwhile

Ryan,DeJa, and Dorian were back at the mansion waiting for further notice.

Micah finally arrived and told them "Levi will no longer be with us, Hope will not longer be with us, and Faith is on her way back."

The roommates looked shocked and gasped.

DeJa held her heart and said "Well one more may be leaving too if he does not gimme what I deserve" She then looked over at Dorian and touched her private parts and then winked.

Ryan then looked over at DeJa as if he was heart broken that she did not wanna spend the night with him, then he looked at Dorian angrily.

Confessional Ryan: I think I can have feelings for DeJa, and for her to put all that side for that bitch nigga Dorian's breaks me down...

Ding dong...


The doorbell rang and it was Faith covered in tears.

"Are you okay hun?" asked Micah.

"MY SISTER IS IN A COMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Faith cried out.

"So shouldn't you be with her?" Asked Ryan.

Faith immediately stopped crying and said " Hell no! I ain't gonna miss out on my air time! I love my sis but not that much!"

"Heartless hoe..." DeJa said to herself.

Faith then began to cry again even louder (as if she really cared) and ran to her room and shut the door.

A awkward silence swept the house.......

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"Want to order some Chinese?" said Micah.

"Sure everyone agreed"

1 hour later

Everyone is at the dinner table eating take out Chinese food as they stare at each other.

" Are you gonna give me that dick or what?" DeJa whispered in Dorian's ear.

"FUCK THIS!!!" Dorian exclaimed.

EVERYONE JUMPED AT THE TABLE.

"What's wrong Dorian???" asked Ryan.

"THIS BITCH IS THREATENING THAT IF I DON'T FUCK HER SHE'LL SEND ME HOME!"

"Why would you send him home DeJa?" Micah said sarcastically.

Confessional Micah: This crazy ghetto bitch lost her mind.

"Because he beat down Levi!" DeJa said.

"Levi deserved to get beat down though!" Micah said.

"Fuck you Micah, you fucking faggotty sand nigger!" DeJa said as she walked off.

"What you mad? You mad because you cant get no dick, and I got more dick in this house than you bitch!" Micah snapped back.

Dorian looked shocked that Micah was fighting his battle for him.

Confessional Dorian: Micah is attacking the crazy ghetto bitch for me..... SOOOOOOOO........................ Ima go date that sexy blonde now.

Dorian snook out of the house for his date.

"LEAVE ME ALONE MICAH!!!! YOU ARE ON SOME EXTRA SHIT! YOU HAVE BEEN SLEEPING! THE ONLY DICK YOU GOT WAS FROM THE PSYCHO LEVI!" DeJa hollard back.

"Hey leave her the fuck alone Micah! DeJa can get my dick any day" Ryan snapped at Micah in DeJa's defense.

DeJa looked in Ryan's eyes and looked surprised that he still liked her.

She then walked away outside to the balcony.

Micah followed her though.

"No bitch! you were threatening a roommate, so there for you should go home!" Micah yelled at her.

"LEAVE ME ALONE MICAH" DeJa yelled.

"Your pathetic that you have to threaten someone for sex!" Micah said again.

"LEAVE ME ALONE MICAH I AM DEAD ASS SERIOUS" DeJa yelled again.

"Or What? you'll sister girl me to death?" Micah said again.

"STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" DeJa yelled again.

and Micah flew over the balcony, and everyone heard a loud thump.

Micah curled into a fetus position and was hurt.

"SHE TOLD YOU TO LEAVE HER ALONE FAG!" Ryan yelled.

It was not DeJa, but Ryan was the one who pushed him.

Ryan then said " I don't care if I go home... That was for you DeJa" Ryan then kissed DeJa and was carried away by crew.

Faith looked at DeJa in disgust and said "SEE WHAT YOU STARTED YOU PATHETIC SLUT???!!!" Faith then ran down stairs to attend to Micah.

DeJa took a gasp of air in, a tear fell down her cheek, and she ran to her room.