Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Jan 20, 2010 10:12:26 GMT -5
[size4]Episode 11:
SMASHING THE HOMIES SURE CAN BE ALOT OF FUN, BUT BABY TELL THE HOMIES AND THEY WILL HAVE YOU DONE.
OMG... please no... here WE GO AGAIN!!!!
This episode begins with Platinum and Luscious doing a celebratory dance, for making the final 3. Maybe its just me, but it looks like they are jumping around like a couple monkeys.
Oh God, MORE MONKEYS? I thought we already got rid of exotica!
Monkey 1 and Monkey 2 better quiet down, Granny is trying to sleep! How rude!
Ray addresses the girls and tells them that they’ll be meeting with three women who are important to him. In response, Plat says, “His mom, oh s***!”
We all know what happened last time we were delighted with the privilege of Rayj's mothers presence!
Loves it!
Well Platinum, you lucked out! The three ladies are actually going to be Brandy, his Aunt Portia and his niece whose name is pronounced “Sa-Ra.” Whats up with Apostrophes in names? Cl'ay. ugh, only in america.
Anyway, SA'RA begins by asking the girls if they are here for "the love of uncle Ray J" .
Yeah, that statement definitely wasnt scripted or anything. Also, sweetheart, they dont call him "uncle", and if they do *looks at luscious* its nothing you need to concern yourself about.
Brandy then decides to take each girl, for a little one-on-one. how cliche.
First up, Luscious.
Luscious tells Brandy that her and Ray have some "mutual' friends, and ever since shes been in the house she has had to go through alot of turmoil and its made her stronger. oh blah. When being asked who is the best girl for Ray other than herself, she says platinum . SHOCKER. She then begins to say that PLatinums issues with an EX are not issues, because platinum is here for Ray. That is the most vague reasoning i have ever heard.
Next up, Platinum.
Platinum begins to say she falls for RAy more each day, and they have a mental connection. We havent heard that before? Then, when asked whos the best girl other than herself, she says grandm... i mean Mz Berry! Saying Ray and Luscious just arent connecting... wow... i havent seen this type of betrayal since... well since Platinum completely grilled Heartbreaker, her fellow wolf pack member, in the lie detector test!
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Anyways, next up is Mz Berry.
Whatsup with the hair Mz Berry? You look like a Greaser.
Mz Berry explains her connection with Ray, and so on. She then beings giving her grandma speech, which we have aLL heard about 10,000 times, about her love for Ray. She also says she can tell Ray looks into her eyes through his sunglasses...thats not creepy or anything.
However, Brandy buys it! She admits shes not fond of the idea of finding love on TV (finally! someone speaks their mind!) however, believes Mz Berry is IT. Ugh Brandy... whyyy.
Anyways, she gives Ray a Rundown of all 3 girls.
She says Luscious doesn’t know who she is yet, Plat is a walking red flag because of her ex fixation and Mz Berry is actually here for him. So, i guess you could say that her pick is Gramz. Goody!
As if we havent heard enough of the SAME questions being asked OVER and OVER again, the excitement is not done yet! Here comes Ray's gang of obnoxious, loud, immature friends from last season!
Dont get me wrong, but how the hell does Tom Green fit in there? whatevz.
They begin to ask the girls ignorant questions. One that caught my eye, was when "Shortie Mac"" wtf. Asked Mz Berry if she would resort to stripping if Ray asked her to, for financial status.
Mz Berry is more amused with the Beer than answering any of his questions, which i agreee. This guy is so annoying.
The ambush on Luscious begins, and we all know what topic has to be brought up.....
is it Luscious' modeling career? No.
is it her previous friendship with Platinum ? No.
Is it her long list of celebrity friends? Sort of.
Her sexual history with DJ Dre sinatra? BINGO!!!
She simply brushes it off, saying "talk to ray about it" . Good job Luscious.
In the middle of all this. the guest of honor has arrived.
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.
Now that Snoop Dog is married, apparently hes an expert on matchmaking. Ahh what has our world come to? Maybe he will host "tough love" next season! who knows.
Snoop then sits down with all of the girls, to ask them questions.
HE ASKS THEM THE SAME DAMN QUESTIONS, THAT WE HAVE ALREADY HEARD 5 TIMES TODAY. WE KNOW MZ BERRY IS OLD AND WANTS LOVE BEFORE SHE DIES, WE KNOW LUSCIOUS IS A CELEBRITY FUCKER, AND WE KNOW PLATINUM WANTS HER BOYFRIEND, BUT HE WONT TAKE HER BACK BECUASE SHES A BIG MAC AWAY FROM A BIG MAC. CAN WE MOVE ON PLEASE?
Phew. Anyway, he then delivers his opinion (which i guess matters alot?) to Ray.
He liked Plat the best. Luscious gave him the run-around regarding the homey-smashing (she initially told him the girl who smashed the homey wasn’t there, that “she was last season,” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
AND FINALLY, I AGREE WITH HIM ON SOMETHING. HE SAYS, IN SO MANY WORDS, THAT MZBERRY IS TOO OLD, TOO KID HAVING, AND TOO GRANDMAISH. THANK YOU SNOOP, THANK YOU.
Ray then gathers up his Hooligan..i mean "homies" so they can deliver their opinon.
Someone says Platinum was silver. These guys are, like, pewter at best. Tom Green likes Luscious. Someone calls Mz Berry “grandma.” Then Shortie Mac mentions the homey-smashing.
OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they begin in unison chanting
"LUSCIOUS, SHE SMASHED DA HOMIE!" soo overplayed.
Ray gives up.
All fun and games, until.................
Oh shit. Luscious gets VERY defensive, saying "This is my life!!" how appropriate to say, for a reality dating show.
Tom Green then comforts her.
What the fuck Tom, you were just chanting. IF i do recall, you were the one who STARTED the chant. Oh please.
Ray then throws his friends out (THANK YOU) and tries to comfort Luscious, who obviously is very hurt.
its obviously not working as planned.
Luscious then goes to talk to Ray.
Luscious goes to him to say that she doesn’t feel like he respected her and that he didn’t try hard enough to stop it. Ray says he couldn’t do anything about it, and that his face was in the pillow when she walked in, because they didn’t listen to his request to “be quiet.” Luscious says that she doesn’t feel like he controlled the situation: she wants to go home.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH LUSCIOUS YOU MAY BE A SKANKWHORESLUT, BUT AT LEAST I COULD TOLERATE YOU BEING THE WINNER. ugh.
Not wanting to look stupid of course, Ray tries to flip the situation saying
“If you want to quit on me, you don’t even deserve to be here anyway,” he tells her.
Whatever.
In her exit interview, Luscious says she doesn’t hold anything against Ray, “but I could only take so much. Love ya luscious, but i hate you for leaving me here to watch this finale with Grandma and Heart Cheeks.
Ray Then meets up with Mz Berry and Plat to tell them the situation with Luscious. He then says after meeting with the HOmies, Snoop, and Brandy, that no matter what happened. He was going to choose Plat and Mz Berry to stay. All this for nothing?
And Honestly, Dont lie Ray, we all know Luscious would be riding you tonight if she wouldnt have quit.
[/center][/size][/color][/font][/left]SMASHING THE HOMIES SURE CAN BE ALOT OF FUN, BUT BABY TELL THE HOMIES AND THEY WILL HAVE YOU DONE.
OMG... please no... here WE GO AGAIN!!!!
This episode begins with Platinum and Luscious doing a celebratory dance, for making the final 3. Maybe its just me, but it looks like they are jumping around like a couple monkeys.
Oh God, MORE MONKEYS? I thought we already got rid of exotica!
Monkey 1 and Monkey 2 better quiet down, Granny is trying to sleep! How rude!
Ray addresses the girls and tells them that they’ll be meeting with three women who are important to him. In response, Plat says, “His mom, oh s***!”
We all know what happened last time we were delighted with the privilege of Rayj's mothers presence!
Loves it!
Well Platinum, you lucked out! The three ladies are actually going to be Brandy, his Aunt Portia and his niece whose name is pronounced “Sa-Ra.” Whats up with Apostrophes in names? Cl'ay. ugh, only in america.
Anyway, SA'RA begins by asking the girls if they are here for "the love of uncle Ray J" .
Yeah, that statement definitely wasnt scripted or anything. Also, sweetheart, they dont call him "uncle", and if they do *looks at luscious* its nothing you need to concern yourself about.
Brandy then decides to take each girl, for a little one-on-one. how cliche.
First up, Luscious.
Luscious tells Brandy that her and Ray have some "mutual' friends, and ever since shes been in the house she has had to go through alot of turmoil and its made her stronger. oh blah. When being asked who is the best girl for Ray other than herself, she says platinum . SHOCKER. She then begins to say that PLatinums issues with an EX are not issues, because platinum is here for Ray. That is the most vague reasoning i have ever heard.
Next up, Platinum.
Platinum begins to say she falls for RAy more each day, and they have a mental connection. We havent heard that before? Then, when asked whos the best girl other than herself, she says grandm... i mean Mz Berry! Saying Ray and Luscious just arent connecting... wow... i havent seen this type of betrayal since... well since Platinum completely grilled Heartbreaker, her fellow wolf pack member, in the lie detector test!
Anyways, next up is Mz Berry.
Whatsup with the hair Mz Berry? You look like a Greaser.
Mz Berry explains her connection with Ray, and so on. She then beings giving her grandma speech, which we have aLL heard about 10,000 times, about her love for Ray. She also says she can tell Ray looks into her eyes through his sunglasses...thats not creepy or anything.
However, Brandy buys it! She admits shes not fond of the idea of finding love on TV (finally! someone speaks their mind!) however, believes Mz Berry is IT. Ugh Brandy... whyyy.
Anyways, she gives Ray a Rundown of all 3 girls.
She says Luscious doesn’t know who she is yet, Plat is a walking red flag because of her ex fixation and Mz Berry is actually here for him. So, i guess you could say that her pick is Gramz. Goody!
As if we havent heard enough of the SAME questions being asked OVER and OVER again, the excitement is not done yet! Here comes Ray's gang of obnoxious, loud, immature friends from last season!
Dont get me wrong, but how the hell does Tom Green fit in there? whatevz.
They begin to ask the girls ignorant questions. One that caught my eye, was when "Shortie Mac"" wtf. Asked Mz Berry if she would resort to stripping if Ray asked her to, for financial status.
Mz Berry is more amused with the Beer than answering any of his questions, which i agreee. This guy is so annoying.
The ambush on Luscious begins, and we all know what topic has to be brought up.....
is it Luscious' modeling career? No.
is it her previous friendship with Platinum ? No.
Is it her long list of celebrity friends? Sort of.
Her sexual history with DJ Dre sinatra? BINGO!!!
She simply brushes it off, saying "talk to ray about it" . Good job Luscious.
In the middle of all this. the guest of honor has arrived.
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.
Now that Snoop Dog is married, apparently hes an expert on matchmaking. Ahh what has our world come to? Maybe he will host "tough love" next season! who knows.
Snoop then sits down with all of the girls, to ask them questions.
HE ASKS THEM THE SAME DAMN QUESTIONS, THAT WE HAVE ALREADY HEARD 5 TIMES TODAY. WE KNOW MZ BERRY IS OLD AND WANTS LOVE BEFORE SHE DIES, WE KNOW LUSCIOUS IS A CELEBRITY FUCKER, AND WE KNOW PLATINUM WANTS HER BOYFRIEND, BUT HE WONT TAKE HER BACK BECUASE SHES A BIG MAC AWAY FROM A BIG MAC. CAN WE MOVE ON PLEASE?
Phew. Anyway, he then delivers his opinion (which i guess matters alot?) to Ray.
He liked Plat the best. Luscious gave him the run-around regarding the homey-smashing (she initially told him the girl who smashed the homey wasn’t there, that “she was last season,” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
AND FINALLY, I AGREE WITH HIM ON SOMETHING. HE SAYS, IN SO MANY WORDS, THAT MZBERRY IS TOO OLD, TOO KID HAVING, AND TOO GRANDMAISH. THANK YOU SNOOP, THANK YOU.
Ray then gathers up his Hooligan..i mean "homies" so they can deliver their opinon.
Someone says Platinum was silver. These guys are, like, pewter at best. Tom Green likes Luscious. Someone calls Mz Berry “grandma.” Then Shortie Mac mentions the homey-smashing.
OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they begin in unison chanting
"LUSCIOUS, SHE SMASHED DA HOMIE!" soo overplayed.
Ray gives up.
All fun and games, until.................
Oh shit. Luscious gets VERY defensive, saying "This is my life!!" how appropriate to say, for a reality dating show.
Tom Green then comforts her.
What the fuck Tom, you were just chanting. IF i do recall, you were the one who STARTED the chant. Oh please.
Ray then throws his friends out (THANK YOU) and tries to comfort Luscious, who obviously is very hurt.
its obviously not working as planned.
Luscious then goes to talk to Ray.
Luscious goes to him to say that she doesn’t feel like he respected her and that he didn’t try hard enough to stop it. Ray says he couldn’t do anything about it, and that his face was in the pillow when she walked in, because they didn’t listen to his request to “be quiet.” Luscious says that she doesn’t feel like he controlled the situation: she wants to go home.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH LUSCIOUS YOU MAY BE A SKANKWHORESLUT, BUT AT LEAST I COULD TOLERATE YOU BEING THE WINNER. ugh.
Not wanting to look stupid of course, Ray tries to flip the situation saying
“If you want to quit on me, you don’t even deserve to be here anyway,” he tells her.
Whatever.
In her exit interview, Luscious says she doesn’t hold anything against Ray, “but I could only take so much. Love ya luscious, but i hate you for leaving me here to watch this finale with Grandma and Heart Cheeks.
Ray Then meets up with Mz Berry and Plat to tell them the situation with Luscious. He then says after meeting with the HOmies, Snoop, and Brandy, that no matter what happened. He was going to choose Plat and Mz Berry to stay. All this for nothing?
And Honestly, Dont lie Ray, we all know Luscious would be riding you tonight if she wouldnt have quit.
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