Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Jan 25, 2010 20:49:53 GMT -5
GUT-WRENCHING DRAMA........
oh gosh, before we get into this trainwreck, lets rewind a little bit.....
The episode begins, with vh1's signature "hint" they put in every episode. A girl questions her connection , and she ends up going home. winner of todays hint?!
JENNY! Jenny and Felicia discuss Jenny's feelings and doubts her and Frank have. *rolls eyes*
The note for the day, tells the girls its time to "step up their GAME"
he also left little outfits behind for the girls to put on.
As if to reinforce how superficially out of place she is in this universe, Annie studies her bikini like she’s never seen one before and has no idea what to do with it.
In the kitchen, Dana wonders if Renee is capable of bringing out the “roawr,” the sex kitten to Frank, “’cause I, like, can’t picture you being sexy, you’re so like…”
COME ON DANA. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? Your attempt at confronting Renee has been a complete FAIL because of your speech impediment.
Dana continues to try and explain what she means to Renee, by saying “Like, I can’t picture you giving a boy a lap dance and stepping to him,” Dana continues. She adds that Renee looks like a fifth grader. The funny thing is...
Renee is just completely taking this in and not offended at all.
IF this were FLAVOR OF LOVE, weaves would be busted and stilletos would be broke.
Anyways, the girls arrive at the challenge and find out the challenge is.
To help special judge this challenge, Frank's brother sal!
Maybe if things dont work with Franks girls, you know....Sal? who knows.
The girls find out when running the bases in todays softball game , they will have to SLIDE on each base, with a slip'n'slide!
The teams are chosen! Last picked is Annie.......and for the event to come.. oh the irony!
TEAM SPAGHETTI
VS TEAM MEATBALLS
Dana is ready to play, thinking shes SOO attractive with her lingerie leggings.
You aren't lookin too cute, with that Muffin-Top Dana...
As the game begins, things GET REAL.
Felicia decides to slide on her butt, because she doesnt want to pop an implant.
Silly Felicia, that's soooooooooooo Rock of love bus.
In the end, despite striking out once and swinging the bat like it’s a butterfly net always, Annie is able to make contact and win the game for her team.
She is named MVP. Renee interviews that she’s happy for Annie because “being picked last sucks.” I can’t imagine that Renee is speaking from experience or anything. The losers, Team Spaghetti get dinner with Frank’s parents. What a prize for second place!
Before this however, realizing she lost, Jenny needs to pull something, quick!
Basically stating the obvious. Frank, surprisingly is not impressed.
The girls begin dinner
But is QUICKLY interupted, by uncle benny!
Uncle Benny is scary.
He begins talking about his job at a funeral home, and completely switches the mood of the dinner from Uncomfortable, to Creepy.
At dinner, Franks Mother is getting more suspicious with Jennys antics. She asks Jenny to go to the kitchen to get dessert with her.
Jenny Confessional - Oh Shit .
Alone in the kitchen, Susan asks if Jenny’s for real. She is, but she’s not going to put herself out there like the other girls. Yeah, we know. Susan understands. “I would be just like you,” she tells Jenny. Jenny talks about taking it slow, but feeling like she might need to speed it up some. This is the first time we are hearing this........
On the winners date, Frank and the women are picnicing on the beach.. aww.
They share cheese in a can.. how sweet.
Annie and Frank go off for their one-on-one time.
Frank asks her, “How do you think you and I would fit together perfectly?” Annie asks in response, “Are you talking about sexually?"
Woah Annie. Someones ready to throw down..only if Jenny could share your feelings..
Invading Annies special MVP time, Renee said she needs to talk to Frank.
Their conversation is mostly awkward. Here’s an example:
Renee: What’s your fantasy?
Frank: I don’t know.
Renee: (Laughs awkwardly)
Obviously Frank is NOT interested in Renees attempt at Sexy Talk.
She asks him about having sex on the beach and he says, “Public’s not really my thing…” I really hope that Renee isn’t all of a sudden probing Frank’s sexual interests because of what Dana said in the kitchen earlier this episode. It’s a trap, Renee! Frank gently tells Renee that she’s monopolizing his time, and needs to get to know the other girls better.
Of course, Renee takes this COMPLETELY serious, and begins to get really upset.
At Home, Jenny is eager. she wants to Step it up! hehe. So he gives her some one-on-one time.
Frank says he feels like everyone else in the house has opened up to him, but her. “I’m a conservative woman. Just because I’m beautiful, doesn’t mean that I’m sexual,” she interviews. Woah Jenny. nobody said anything about THAT king of "opening up". You ARE starting to sound like Annie.
Meanwhile, Renee needs some one-on-Mommy time.
She gets on the phone and she tells her mom about her efforts to get to know Frank, and his mild rebuffing. Her mom is very supportive. Renee breaks down and says that she’s making an ass of herself. Obviously Renee. keep self-pittying yourself.
Frank still feels like Jenny is hiding something.. and he wonders why she is looking for her first boyfriend on the show . Yeah, because only grizzled love veterans can handle the strong love Reality Tv will bring.... So he does some investigating.,
Elimination Time.
he hands out some keys. Annie gets the first. Frank introduces her by saying: “Well, this girl has a new nickname. From my time alone with her, and from her performance in the softball game, this is a real Cinderella story.”
Her nickname is Cinderella Story? What kind of nickname/phrase is that?
Frank Continues “This girl…” intros, Susan pipes up and tells her son to speed things up because she’s tired. thank you Susan you read my mind.
The bottom 2 is Gorgeous Undercover Jenny, and Emotional Trainwreck Renee.
Frank Calls Jenny up, and seems like he is going to give her a key. then ...
Presents a picture he found of Jenny online.
The girls are shocked.
Now, the way this picture was perceived, im sitting at home thinking jenny is spreading eagle, with her cooch all up in the camera. This is the picture ladies and gentleman, unedited, that Frank found.
Are you serious? That picture.. yes Jenny looks like a Tranny, but that is pretty much the same outfit he had the girls wear for the softball game earlier that day.
This “incredibly sexy” shot supposedly flew in the face of the conservative image she painted to Frank, and she was punished accordingly. But, uh, compared to the dirt regularly unearthed for VH1 personalities, this is conservative!
Either way, Franks parents are outraged.
Susan has a Tyra Banks Moment.
"I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!!!!"
Jenny then continuiously gets grilled by Franks Parents .
On her way out, she defends her classiness by adjusting her fake breasts.
For Jennys exit interview
She explains that she hopes Frank gets out of the basement by age 40.,
Jenny, all i can say is its time to go back to the government contracting firm.
Because now, youve still,
Never had a boyfriend,
Never had a boyfriend,
Never had a boyfriend.
oh gosh, before we get into this trainwreck, lets rewind a little bit.....
The episode begins, with vh1's signature "hint" they put in every episode. A girl questions her connection , and she ends up going home. winner of todays hint?!
JENNY! Jenny and Felicia discuss Jenny's feelings and doubts her and Frank have. *rolls eyes*
The note for the day, tells the girls its time to "step up their GAME"
he also left little outfits behind for the girls to put on.
As if to reinforce how superficially out of place she is in this universe, Annie studies her bikini like she’s never seen one before and has no idea what to do with it.
In the kitchen, Dana wonders if Renee is capable of bringing out the “roawr,” the sex kitten to Frank, “’cause I, like, can’t picture you being sexy, you’re so like…”
COME ON DANA. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? Your attempt at confronting Renee has been a complete FAIL because of your speech impediment.
Dana continues to try and explain what she means to Renee, by saying “Like, I can’t picture you giving a boy a lap dance and stepping to him,” Dana continues. She adds that Renee looks like a fifth grader. The funny thing is...
Renee is just completely taking this in and not offended at all.
IF this were FLAVOR OF LOVE, weaves would be busted and stilletos would be broke.
Anyways, the girls arrive at the challenge and find out the challenge is.
To help special judge this challenge, Frank's brother sal!
Maybe if things dont work with Franks girls, you know....Sal? who knows.
The girls find out when running the bases in todays softball game , they will have to SLIDE on each base, with a slip'n'slide!
The teams are chosen! Last picked is Annie.......and for the event to come.. oh the irony!
TEAM SPAGHETTI
VS TEAM MEATBALLS
Dana is ready to play, thinking shes SOO attractive with her lingerie leggings.
You aren't lookin too cute, with that Muffin-Top Dana...
As the game begins, things GET REAL.
Felicia decides to slide on her butt, because she doesnt want to pop an implant.
Silly Felicia, that's soooooooooooo Rock of love bus.
In the end, despite striking out once and swinging the bat like it’s a butterfly net always, Annie is able to make contact and win the game for her team.
She is named MVP. Renee interviews that she’s happy for Annie because “being picked last sucks.” I can’t imagine that Renee is speaking from experience or anything. The losers, Team Spaghetti get dinner with Frank’s parents. What a prize for second place!
Before this however, realizing she lost, Jenny needs to pull something, quick!
Basically stating the obvious. Frank, surprisingly is not impressed.
The girls begin dinner
But is QUICKLY interupted, by uncle benny!
Uncle Benny is scary.
He begins talking about his job at a funeral home, and completely switches the mood of the dinner from Uncomfortable, to Creepy.
At dinner, Franks Mother is getting more suspicious with Jennys antics. She asks Jenny to go to the kitchen to get dessert with her.
Jenny Confessional - Oh Shit .
Alone in the kitchen, Susan asks if Jenny’s for real. She is, but she’s not going to put herself out there like the other girls. Yeah, we know. Susan understands. “I would be just like you,” she tells Jenny. Jenny talks about taking it slow, but feeling like she might need to speed it up some. This is the first time we are hearing this........
On the winners date, Frank and the women are picnicing on the beach.. aww.
They share cheese in a can.. how sweet.
Annie and Frank go off for their one-on-one time.
Frank asks her, “How do you think you and I would fit together perfectly?” Annie asks in response, “Are you talking about sexually?"
Woah Annie. Someones ready to throw down..only if Jenny could share your feelings..
Invading Annies special MVP time, Renee said she needs to talk to Frank.
Their conversation is mostly awkward. Here’s an example:
Renee: What’s your fantasy?
Frank: I don’t know.
Renee: (Laughs awkwardly)
Obviously Frank is NOT interested in Renees attempt at Sexy Talk.
She asks him about having sex on the beach and he says, “Public’s not really my thing…” I really hope that Renee isn’t all of a sudden probing Frank’s sexual interests because of what Dana said in the kitchen earlier this episode. It’s a trap, Renee! Frank gently tells Renee that she’s monopolizing his time, and needs to get to know the other girls better.
Of course, Renee takes this COMPLETELY serious, and begins to get really upset.
At Home, Jenny is eager. she wants to Step it up! hehe. So he gives her some one-on-one time.
Frank says he feels like everyone else in the house has opened up to him, but her. “I’m a conservative woman. Just because I’m beautiful, doesn’t mean that I’m sexual,” she interviews. Woah Jenny. nobody said anything about THAT king of "opening up". You ARE starting to sound like Annie.
Meanwhile, Renee needs some one-on-Mommy time.
She gets on the phone and she tells her mom about her efforts to get to know Frank, and his mild rebuffing. Her mom is very supportive. Renee breaks down and says that she’s making an ass of herself. Obviously Renee. keep self-pittying yourself.
Frank still feels like Jenny is hiding something.. and he wonders why she is looking for her first boyfriend on the show . Yeah, because only grizzled love veterans can handle the strong love Reality Tv will bring.... So he does some investigating.,
Elimination Time.
he hands out some keys. Annie gets the first. Frank introduces her by saying: “Well, this girl has a new nickname. From my time alone with her, and from her performance in the softball game, this is a real Cinderella story.”
Her nickname is Cinderella Story? What kind of nickname/phrase is that?
Frank Continues “This girl…” intros, Susan pipes up and tells her son to speed things up because she’s tired. thank you Susan you read my mind.
The bottom 2 is Gorgeous Undercover Jenny, and Emotional Trainwreck Renee.
Frank Calls Jenny up, and seems like he is going to give her a key. then ...
Presents a picture he found of Jenny online.
The girls are shocked.
Now, the way this picture was perceived, im sitting at home thinking jenny is spreading eagle, with her cooch all up in the camera. This is the picture ladies and gentleman, unedited, that Frank found.
Are you serious? That picture.. yes Jenny looks like a Tranny, but that is pretty much the same outfit he had the girls wear for the softball game earlier that day.
This “incredibly sexy” shot supposedly flew in the face of the conservative image she painted to Frank, and she was punished accordingly. But, uh, compared to the dirt regularly unearthed for VH1 personalities, this is conservative!
Either way, Franks parents are outraged.
Susan has a Tyra Banks Moment.
"I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!!!!"
Jenny then continuiously gets grilled by Franks Parents .
On her way out, she defends her classiness by adjusting her fake breasts.
For Jennys exit interview
She explains that she hopes Frank gets out of the basement by age 40.,
Jenny, all i can say is its time to go back to the government contracting firm.
Because now, youve still,
Never had a boyfriend,
Never had a boyfriend,
Never had a boyfriend.
