What happens when eight people who knew each other on the internet, who went through friendships, fall outs, exposings, and fights, finally come together. This is a story of eight strangers picked to live in a house, and have their lives taped over the course of one month until things go horribly wrong..
CYBER HOUSE
Cast:Eric (Blue) - Calm cool and collected. He always likes to stay neutral in things to prevent himself from being in the line of fire. This usually frustrates his friends. but he simply explains "I'm cool with everyone".
David (DAViE) - Arrogant, confident, and self proclaimed KING of everything. Normally very in control of his feelings and situations. For the most part he gets along with everyone, but once he makes an enemy of someone he makes sure their lives are a living hell.
Joey (Jrox) - Has an obsession with David, he's constantly complimenting David, and following his every order. When asked if his obsession is a serious thing, he always plays it off as if it isn't, but everyone knows it is. His relationship with everyone else varies on how they interact with David.
Clay (ClayBayBay) - The youngest in the cast, because of his age, and lack of knowledge for others (and the world as a whole). His ignorance gets himself into trouble. He constantly is questioning his relationship with everyone, and is extremely paranoid. He's here to prove he's not as weak as everyone made it seem.
Jackie (J777) - A quiet and humble young woman. After partying in her teen years, she's relaxed and calmed her life down. She's here for the fun of the social experiment.
Dee (Classic) - Confident strong woman. She's usually very reserved and gets along great with everyone. She has a strong distaste for ignorance, and wont take bullshit from anyone.
Stacey (BeyonceGaGa) - Constant stalker of Clay. She is always looking to fight with him whenever and wherever she can. She's on this show for her one chance to meet Clay and confess her love for him.
Josh (Josh Ploof) - Loud and opinionated. He's very open about his feelings, and is willing to push people to the edge. He's had previous conflicts with people on the cast such as Clay and Joey.
DAY ONE
The strangers all arrive at the same time to the house. Immediately They all recognize each other and exhance hellos. But one person stands alone, and everyone wonders who it is.
Confessional -
BeyonceGaGaI'm standing here alone, everyone seems to recognize each other, and no one knows who I am for some reason. This is my chance.. for love! CLAY WILL BE MINE"Who the FUCK are you" asks Josh. David doesn't hesitate to question the mysterious girl either. "You look like someone poured battery acid all over your face while you were sleeping" he says.
Confessional -
DAViESince this is our first time meeting everyone face to face, anyone can be who they say they are. I wonder who this ugly bitch is."I...I... I'm JUSTDANCE, of course!" says the ugly girl happily. "Ew" snaps David, as he walks away leaving the girl alone. Clay's face turns bright red in embarassment.
Confessional -
ClayI can't believe my worst enemy is here.. JustDance. Since her and Josh used to be best friends, it's clear I'm going to be the one with the target on my head.
The Pride (DAViE, Blue, Jrox, Clay, Classic) hit up the bar.
"Classic, LET ME DO A BODY SHOT OFF YOU" yells David. Classic looks around awkwardly. But gets on the bar anyway. Eric, David and Clay take shots off her perfect six pack. "Beautiful!!" says Eric all excited.
Meanwhile: Josh decides to room with "JustDance" completely unaware of who she really is.
"So uhh, you're nothing like you said you looked" notices Josh. "well you know, ahah, it's the internet" says Stacey
Confessional -
BeyonceGaGa
I couldn't admit to being Stacey without getting grief from everyone, so for now I will pose as JD.
"You're annoying already, fuck this I'm out" says Josh storming out of the room.
Stacey stays alone in the room and cries her eyes out, while the other room mates drink the night away partying like there's no tomorrow.
As the drinks continue to go one after another. Jackie begins to show off her sexual side.
Confessional -
J777
I'm drunk, I'm horny. So I want ClassicJ777 jumps up and down, bouncing her breasts.
David pops a champagne bottole and pours the foam all over Jackie's chest, The Pride drinks the alcohol off of her, and she moans in excitement.
Confessional -
BlueJackie's drunk, I'm drunk, lets see if I can fuck a girl!Classic jumps on the bar and says "PARTYYYY" everyone jumps on the bar and starts dancing. Jackie, completely obliterated, falls off the bar and bangs her head. Eric jumps to her rescue and carries her off to his room.
At this point, no one even really cares because the party is going on. "HOT TUBBBB" yells Joey, everyone runs out to the hot tube, and skinny dips. Poor Clay's small penis is exposed, and everyone points and laughs.
"Clay has a baby dick clay has a baby dick CLAY HAS A BABY DICK" mocks everyone pointing and laughing. Clay begins to have a break down.
Confessional -
ClayHow can you be so cruel...!?"IT'S COLD GOD DAMNIT, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!" screams Clay, his mascara running down his face.
Confessional -
BeyonceGaGaI can hear my baby outside. This is unacceptable. NO ONE CAN BE MEAN TO CLAY, NO ONE!!!
Stacey runs down the stairs and burts through the backyard doors. "WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM" screams Stacey. "Clay got a baby dick, clay got a baby dick" taunts Dee, getting out of the pool doing a deranged dance.
i30.tinypic.com/6s8geg.jpg"LEAVE MY BABY ALONE" screams Stacey, she jumps into Clay's arms and tries to kiss him.
"EW" screams David. Clay lets go of stacey and spits at David.
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Confessional -
DAViEHe thinks he can spit on me, and get away with it? ahahahah huuuuuuh. He definitely don't know me. David wipes the spit off of his face. And charges for Clay. Grabbing him by his peroxide blonde weave.
And throwing him across the yard. The producers try to restrain David, but Joey comes in to push them off. "LET HIM HIT HIM LET HIM HIT HIM" screams Joey. Stacey screams at the top of her lungs, and lunges at Joey. Attacking him with her ugliness and gross fingernails
Stacey attacks Joey, but Joey flips her over and begins to punch her over and over again.
Confessional -
JroxWeak bitch, bout to get it! No one messes with my man <3Meanwhile, to Jackie's disappointment as well as Eric's. Gay means Gay. Eric was unable to get hard for them to make passionate drunken love. She gets up and look at him in disgust. When they suddenly hear
"I'LL KILL YOU BITCH" coming from outside. The two of them run outside stumbling to their feet.
Upon arriving outside, they see Clay and DavIe fighting, while Joey is pummeling Stacey, making her more ugly.
Confessional -
BlueI leave for 20 minutes, and this happens?! I guess I need to get involved.
"WHAT'S THE ISSUE. WHAT'S THE FUCKING ISSUE, CLAY?!" roars Eric. Running up to join the fight. The producers are in a mass panic and call the cops since they're unable to restrain the housemates.
Classic gets out of the pool and runs for her life. "i got CHILDREN, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE"
Confessional -
Josh Ploof
I'm just staring at what's happening before me. And then I realize. "FUCK, I NEED TO GET INVOLVED OR I'M GETTING NO AIR TIME", so I help beat up Clay, since he's lame.
Josh joins in on the fight with Clay. At this point Clay is getting his ass beat so bad, he looks worse then Rihanna after Chris Brown!
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Jackie begins to cry out. "Why me... WHY MEEEE"
Finally the cops arrive to the scene. Once David, Eric and Josh see this. They make a run for it.
The cops rush to Clay's side, and try to check for a pulse.
"He's gone, He's gone!" says the cop.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screams Stacey.
Jrox is handcuffed and taken away.
Confessional -
JroxI don't give a fuck, I do what I want, when I want to.
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David Eric and Josh see a empty cop car. "LEts fucking TAKE IT NOW" yells Eric. They jump in. and speed away. Another cop takes notice of this and calls for swat, and all help possible.
Now on national news, the three are on a run from the cops.
In the car. Josh announces out loud. "Dude, we're going down in history." "I can't wait for my own spin off" admits Eric. "JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP" says David panicing.
Driving now for over 2 hours, the car runs out of gas. in the middle of the turn pike. "RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN" screams Eric. The three of them get out of the car and run for their dear lives.
"SHOOT THEM ON SIGHT" an officer screams. The three continue to run. Eric trips and falls, and is shot to death. David and Josh are able to find a house to keep refuge in and hide.
The two of them look into each others eyes one last time. "This is the end!" cries out Josh. David and Josh share a moment together, when suddenly the cops burst through the doors. And shoot them down.
The only survivors of the night:
Joey was arrested and charged for manslaughter, and now is serving 18 years in prison.
Stacey went home, and committed suicide.
Jackie suffered permanent psychological damage, and was checked into a mental institute.
Dee got an order of protection, and now goes under the name "Chanteuse".
The moral of the story, is this show should NEVER happen. We'd all kill each other in real life.
THE END.
Ps: Just to Clarify, I don't have a clue who the 3 new people are going to be. So I added Classic, Josh and BeyonceGaGa to the cast.