Welcome to BGC All stars with Perez Hilton!
20 girls from each season of the Bad girls club all land on the beautiful Bahamas
1.Aimee
2.Ripsi
3.Tanisha
4.Neveen
5.Jenavecia
6.Darlen
7.Lyric
8.Amber M
9.Amber B
10.Kayla
11.Sarah
12.Natalie
13.Kendra
14.Flo
15.Kate
16.Annie
17.Kristen
18.Brandi
19.Lea
20.Morgan
Confessional Aimee: I am known for getting my ass beat by Ty on season 1 of BGC. I am here to show these bitches that I am actually strong.
Confessional Ripsi: I'm known for going psycho on these bitches in season 1 in a drunken rage.
Confessional Tanisha: I'm known for being the star of season 2, banging pans,and saying POP OFF! I may be fat, BUT I'M FROM BROOKLYN!
Confessional Neveen: I am here to show that I am not just a Tanisha follower. I am an Egyptian princess and I will win this money!
Confessional Jenavecia: I may be a gutter butt trashy ass alley rat from Vegas, and I may be a female tool, but don't underestimate me!
Confessional Darlen: I'm the true bad mom of BGC history.
Confessional Lyric: Six words! Your'e a cheeseburger away from obese.
Confessional Amber M: I am known for being the blonde ditz who got jumped in Cancun.
Confessional Amber B: Doo doo doo doo doo doo THIS IS THE AMBER SHOW!
Kayla KC: I'm from motherfucking Compton! I smoke blunts, and I got my ass beat by Cookie.. So what?
Sarah: I was a fat pig on BGC3, but I lost weight and became a sexy star win I won Love Games season 1. I am here to show America, that I'm not a whore.
Confessional Natalie: I RUN LA!
Confessional Kendra: I'm a stupid dumb slut.
Confessional Flo: THE BAHAMAS HAS THE DEVIL IN IT! AHHHH!!!!
Confessional Kate: I am here to show these cunts, that I am not ASLEEP! I am wide awake and I will win this money!
Confessional Annie: Yay for today! YAY!!!
Confessional Kristen: I may be blonde, but I'm no puppy, and I'm not stupid! I am going to win this money, so I don't have to be so financially dependent.
Confessional Brandi: LEA! IMA WIN THIS SHIT BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
Confessional Lea: I want to be Natalie Nunn.
Confessional Morgan: Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, I am going to win this money and EVERYTHING WILL BE GOOD!
Perez Hilton greets all the ladies.
"Hey ladies and welcome to BGC All stars! You lucky ladies have been selected to battle it out in order to win 1 million dollars and a brand new car ( a hot pink BGC volkswagen beetle convertible)"
*All the girls cheer with glee*
" We will test you in a series of physical and mental challenges, until there is only one woman standing who receives that million dollar cash, and the hot pink ride!" said Perez.
*The ladies clap and smile*
"Your first challenge is this knock out boxing ring suspended above the Bahamas ocean. You ladies will all be placed in this ring and elevated up over the water, and you'll have to push and pull each other in order to knock bitches out of the ring. There are rules though! No punching or kicking! Just pulling and shoving are allowed."
*The ladies look at each other in fear.*
Confessional Tanisha: This is my kind of challenge! I am a big bitch and I will knock all these whores out!
Confessional Ripsi: I'm not nervous at all *takes shot of tequila*
Confessional Natalie: I may have gotten trampled by Portia, but these girls don't wanna mess with me when it comes to my money. NATALIE LOVES MONEY!
"There is a twist though!" said Perez.
"There will be a dead last loser! The first lady who falls out of the ring will be automatically eliminated from the competition"
*All the ladies gasp*
"And the last two ladies standing will be the pay masters and will pick teams of 8." said Perez.
*The girls all look around and try to calculate*
"Which means 4 bitches will be leaving today and 16 will make it on to the next round." said Perez.
Kendra's mouth drops.
Confessional Kendra: I am completely nervous... I don't want to go home.
Confessional Darlen: I am really skinny... I could be in danger.
All the ladies get into the ring and await Perez's blow horn.
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HORN!!!!!!!!
The girls all began to push and fight.
"I CAN'T BE THE DEAD LAST LOSER!!!" cries Amber B scared.
"Well you are weak bitch!" yells Tanisha as she throws Amber B aka the weak Amber into the ocean.
"OHHHH AMBER B IS FIRST ELIMINATED!" says Perez.
Amber swims onto shore broken hearted.
"Sorry Amber but your check is void...." says Perez.
Confessional Amber B: I am not surprised that I'm the first one out... I was a weak bitch on my season, and I can't fight... I guess I deserved it. *cries*
Cookie throws Kayla KC over
Natalie throws Kendra over
Tanisha throws Darlen,Lyric,and Jenavecia over.
Neveen bumps Amber M out of the ring.
Tanisha bumps Neveen out of the ring...
Lea and Kristen then begin fighting and end up both falling into the ocean together.
"NO LEA!!" yells Brandi as she jumps overboard.
Flo begins knocking bitches out like a wild beast.
"IMA FUCK SOMEBODY UP!!!!" yells Flo angrily as she snatches Kate and throws her into the ocean, and then Flo charges toward Annie and smacks her out the ring.
"YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME!?" yells Flo.
Ripsi is now drunk and psycho...
Ripsi grabs Aimee by the throat and yanks her out the ring.
Confessional Aimee: Ripsi is CRAZY WHEN SHE IS DRUNK!
No one is left in the ring but:
Natalie
Big ass Tanisha
Manly ass Flo
and Crazy ass Ripsi.
The girls realize that in order to beat Ripsi they have to work together and hit her drunken ass out the ring.
Tanisha,Flo,and Natalie all gang up on Ripsi and throw her tipsy ass overboard.
Flo then charges at Natale and swings Natalie's ass flying out the ring.
"THAT'S IT!!!" yells Perez.
"Flo and Tanisha the fat bitch and the manly bitch have won pay master's!!!" yelled Perez.
"Tanisha you are the Purple team captain and Flo you are the Pink team captain." said Perez.
Tanisha and Flo skip off with joy as they go to decide on their teams.
Confessional Tanisha: I refuse to pick Jenavecia -Flashes back to Jenavecia pouring hot sauce in Tanisha's juice-... and I am not picking Lyric! -Flashes back to Lyric saying "You a cheeseburger away from obese-...
Tanisha tells Flo her plan to get out Lyric and Jenavecia and Flo agrees on Lyric, but she feels that Jenavecia can be a huge asset to her team.
"So what's your plan Flo?" asks Natalie and Kendra.
"I am picking you two for sure..." says Flo.
"That reunion shit that went down is behind me... It's just Tanisha wants me to not pick Jenavecia or Lyric, but Jenavecia is pretty strong." said Flo.
"Yeah and Also... If we keep Jenavecia then her and Tanisha will continue targeting each other INSTEAD OF US!" said Natalie.
"Good point!" said Kendra.
There was huge commotion going on downstairs between Morgan and the some of the other girls.
"GO HOME BITCH!!!!" yelled Brandi.
"FUCK YOU BRANDI!" yelled Morgan.
"SHUT UP BITCH! NO ONE WANTS YOU HEAR" yelled Brandi.
"YEAH MORGAN GO HOME!!!" yelled Lea.
"YEAH GO HOME SKANK!" yelled a drunken Ripsi...
"Look I'm not going to sit here and be attacked by everyone! said Morgan as she packed her bags and quit the show...
Confessional Sarah: Poor Morgan... She never makes it past episode 1.
Flo is trying to convince Tanisha that Ripsi is a drunken mess and should go home over Jenavecia.
"NO I like Rispsi more than that bitch though" said Tanisha.
Jenavecia then stomps into the room and says
"Flo please don't listen to that fat whale! Pick me! I will be a down ass bitch I swear!"
Flo looks confused...
"Okay Flo and Tanisha... Since Morgan already made an early exit, only two girls will go home at this team picking. Flo you'll pick first and we will go dodge ball style from there on..." said Perez.
Flo picked Natalie first
Tanisha picked Neveen.
Flo picked Kendra.
Tanisha picked Kristen because she liked her on BC5
Flo picked Brandi because they are both lesbians and she had a crush on her
*Natalie rolls eyes*
Confessional Natalie: Ugh why did Flo pick the crack head stripper!?
Tanisha then picked Cookie aka Amber M
Kendra then told Flo to pick Sarah because they were on Love Games together.
and then Amber M told Tanisha to pick Kayla KC.
The bottom 4 are
Aimee,Ripsi,Jenavecia,and Lyric.
Confessional Flo: I really wanna pick Jenavecia, and I think I will! I'm not scared of Tanisha.
Flo then picked Jenavecia.
Tanisha rolled her eyes and neck in anger.
"Flo beware!" said Tanisha.
"Shut up bitch you won't do shit!" said Jenavecia as she received her check and joined Flo's team
Ripsi and Aimee (aka the two from season 1 that don't matter) and Lyric remained in the bottom....
Confessional Aimee: I think I have a chance... Me and Tanisha did the BGC TOP 10 OMG MOMENTS together, and I think we are pretty cool *smiles*
Confessional Lyric: I pray to mother earth that Tanisha puts the past behind her and picks me. *wraps turban*
Confessional Ripsi: DJKEFHNFRHFJUFRJNHVFRH iMA DrUnK BiTvChDFHJFIUJEIFH *stumbles*
"I am picking this next girl because, Flo wanted her out, but since Flo didn't go with the plan... I am going to pick her anyways.
Aimee smiles in confidence.
Lyric begins doing some kind of earthly witch craft
Ripsi collapses.
"TIPSY RIPSI COME GET YOUR CHECK!"said Tanisha...
The Producers then carry drunken Ripsi up to get her check...
*sad music plays*
Aimee cries.
and
Lyric walks out and says "PEACE"
Confessional Aimee: I thought I had it... I thought I would get picked... I thought me and Tanisha made a connection on BGC OMG MOMENTS -Flashes back to Aimee being ignored on the BGC top 10 moments-
Confessional Neveen: Lyric looks like she sales incents out of her backpack! I am glad Tanisha sent her purple gummed ass home!
