Danielle Staub's The Naked truth

[ashuchan]

OMG!NO!!

I WROTE THIS WHOLE FRIGGIN LONG ASS INDEPTH POST ABOUT DANIELLE'S DELUDED BOOK AND I LOST IT!!

[ashuchan]

Ok so I shall start over. Please, best believe, this sweeping 200 page large print epic is meant as her hard hitting tell all.
I was already sick of this by page 1. She italicizes and puncuates just in the same over the top way she speaks.

Danielle, born Beverly, is the product of a 14 y/o whore mother and her 19 y/o father in Italy. She tells the audience she was given up for adoption cause in Italy her mother could have been shunned from her family and excommunicated from the catholic church and her father killed. Ahem, ("I was told my father was killed for getting my mother pregnant. Killed?")
Hence the italicization. Also, classily, she refernces The Godfather and how she images it being like that for her life,
when she was hatched into this world as the spawn of the anti-christ. (<== not in the book)

Her mother was brought into America to unleash her hell on the earth with her aunt before she began to show.
It was in the womb she says she became extra-perceptive. She says she was made fun of and abused by classmates in kindergarten but somehow could mix in cause she knew etiquette and knew how to behave in nicer homes. Places that smelled good and had expensive furnishings and artwork.

She actually then quoted Eleanor Roosevelt. LOL!

She said that she never knew her birth mother but people always would say she looked like her and would be like. "How do I look like her? I have never thought myself attractive. I always had a nice physique, but I never liked my face. Maybe it's just hard for me to look in the mirror."

She says that because of her family rejection, that it makes her an easy prey for people to pick on.

Along with, learning how people in 1st class board planes before anyone else, she says she had the innate ability that she could know EXACTLY what was being cooked without seeing it and could tell all of the ingredients without reading a cookbook. She also craves the same foods her mother had when she was pregnant and growing up she wasn't exposed to these foods. She also says she thinks she absorbed her mother's religious beliefs in the womb.

Omg, I need to stop... this is...

Before I totally wretch from recalling Danielle's devine skills...

She says that until the age of 16 she had an imaginary friend named "Nicky".

Seriously, I almost died laughing @ that.
She learned from denting up her adopted father's truck that she didnt need Nicky, but every once and awhile she still sees her friend. This is a result of being sexually abused as a child.

-_-' why is sexual abuse always the excuse

[ashuchan]

=D if you are intrieged I shall keep you filled in. If not, *shrug* I will still read about this psycho cause she is batsh*t insane

[BECKY BROOKLYN]

Wow, lmao that thing is crazy.

[ashuchan]

Ok so here is what I learned from my further reading. I am no longer grossed out if I think it a work of fiction, which... isn't too far fetched.

Within 10 pages Danielle, or Beverly which is her birthname, has been engaged twice. She becomes engaged to someone if she is with for 2 weeks. Her adopted father, was has had 5 heart bypasses b4 she is 18, gets his ass pwnd by her current lover "Billy" who she says looks GQ-esque and is built like a marine corpral then they run off to Florida and live on the beach in their Toyota, both working several bar jobs.

She breaks up with "Billy" because she finds him hooking up with her bff because she is always out partying at trendy clubs with her other cocktail waitresses and bartenders. Now mind you this is about '85 in Miami. She is going to this trendy party and happens to just walk into an elevator is Don Johnson and.... ._. the other miami vice guy, his name escapes me. He starts smellin her neck cause she is just soooo intoxicating, she said she doesn;t like stinky people and if she meets someone who smells unpleasant she smells herself. (gag!)
She still does to this day. Well...
In the elevator she starts kissing D.J. and on the way up they stop the elevator to make-out but she doesn't have one night stands cause she thinks kissing is waaaaaaaaaay more passionate and because of her sexual-abuse as a child she isn't into that.
Well at the party they just glance at one another across the party and act like they have a secret thing. Didn't.
She apparently made out with Prince to, his was the best kiss she ever had. Blah, blah.

Now she is talking about some "Olympic athlete."

She said when she was kicking her ex bff's ass when she made out with her man that "Nicky" came back and it was "Nicky" not her who did it. Is "Nicky" on the real housewives now?

Hmmm......

[BECKY BROOKLYN]

She's something else, lol. thanks for keeping us (me) posted on the book.

[* SweetCakes *]

Gimmee more....I hate this delusional bitch but you're making the book a whole lot more interesting than I'm sure it really is!

[ashuchan]

She's so delusional

[ashuchan]

Beverly Merril is a whore x.x

She began being a call girl in '86 cause her friend was making 1k an hour going on "dates".

She said she had only a few regular men, 2 in their 20's, one in his 30's and a couple 40 and p.

At the end of my nightly reading she has met a man named Jorge who is South American and sexy and always treated her like a lady.
They would go out but because his "cool nature" he would not dance with her but would stand by and was so protective and wouldn't allow anyone to touch her but he loved watching her dance.

(Gag!!)

One day as she was returning from a modeling gig upon entering her home she sees her neighbor who appears to have gotten his ass kicked and high on coke. She said he didn't look like he had been taken there against his will and claimed he was beaten cause he didn't give the $24k for moving the coke. Claimed some Jamacians robbed him.

Before Beverly, a successful 24 y/o model knows it, the feds appear and her door and tell her to come out. She said it wasn't like on tv being yelled at crazily through a bullhorn. (that's what she said in the book x.x).

Frightened and shaking she says she is taken into custody, handcuffed driven off to bequestioned for 3 days. She is taken privately and driven 3 hrs to state pen because she is too high profile on the bus and would get his ass kicked. She was put into her own private cell when all the other women were 2 to a cell, the high profile case. The guards told her not to shower until her arrainment because she was too good looking and would get raped.



Seriously, could this crazy bitch be any fuller of herself?

[* SweetCakes *]

LMAO @ this!! She's always "too good looking" to do something! Has this bitch looked in the mirror, EVER? BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Dear Danielle,

Get over yourself. You aren't THAT cute and you never were.

Own up to your fuck ups and move on!

LMAO in Vegas,

SweetCakes