Post by greatscott2 on Feb 13, 2010 22:19:56 GMT -5
I remember this sighting was on a Monday (of all days) in August, last year. It is exceptionally hot here in New Orleans in August and the heat was not helping the fact that I had a very hectic day at work and the fact that I was crampy and in need of supplies and had to attend a birthday dinner right after work for a dear friend in Kenner which is maybe 15 miles from where I live. So on the way to this birthday dinner, I turned into the Super Wal-Mart on West Esplandade Ave. in Kenner, Louisiana to get much needed supplies (I know, TMI!) Anyway, I get out the car, it's hot, I'm bitchy/crampy, I'm annoyed, I'm late for the dinner, I need supplies and I hate Wal-Mart, it's packed and I had to park far from the entrance and as I am walking to the entrance, I catch a glimpse out the corner of my eye of a big picture of Bret Michaels on a vehicle with a banadana on his head! Am I seeing things? I look again, I swear, I shit you SO not, there, on the side of Super Wal-Mart in Kenner, louisiana with baracades around it, is the freaking ROCK OF LOVE BUS! Almost like it wanted to hide! WTF? What is ROLB doing at Super Wal-mart in Kenner, Louisiana? I fly to the bus to see wassup, and see those sliver sunblockers on the windows and no people. I don't hear anything. I'm thinking what is ROLB doing here and did BM run out of eyeliner and making a pit stop for makeup (really, this is what is going through my mind), what's going on? OH HOW IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST THING TO CATCH BM BUYING MAYBELLINE IN WAL-MART! My hands were shaking! I go look around the entire WM, no BM or signs of entourage. I collect supplies and dash to the birthday dinner, I go to work the next day and my boss tells me she saw the ROLB parked on the side of SuperWM also! So we google BM and discover that Poison is part of a Def Leppard tour that was playing at the New Orleans Arena the following evening! So we did see the ROLB! Srsly, Wal-Mart is not part of BM's image because he's freakin full of himself. Now, please don't get me wrong, BM is a washed up Rock Star, if you can call him a rock star, and it was so much fun to make fun of him on the VH1 message board, some of the greatest alltime threads were tributes to BM's bald head. So much fun. How fun it was for me to to see this egositical complete aaaa-hole's bus parked on side a Wal-Mart litterally made my day. Yes people, there is a God! ...........ONE MORE THING.. how great is it that BM is going to be on Trump's The Apprentice! This is what I think, 1- OH HAPPY DAY! 2- Can BM stand the test of competition without blowjobs and Big Mike waiting on his baby ass hand and foot. 3- Sharon Osbourne will also be a contestant AND SHE LOATHES LAZY MISOGYNSTS like BM. Oh, how I thank the reality show Gods for this one! On the other hand, BM just may win The Apprentice. That MFer loves $$ more than himself! What do u think? I'm going to start a "I HOPE SHARON OSBOURNE BEATS UP BM ON CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" thread! I believe! If the New Orleans Saints can win the Superbowl, surely, Sharon Osbourne can kick BM's ass!!! Sign into my thread show some love!!......
