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Post by Admin on Nov 17, 2009 18:51:24 GMT -5
Confessional - Princess
I'm a stripper so obviously, I know how to have fun *flashes camera* hahaha I love it!
"Lets take this party to the next level!" shouts Josh. He takes out acid tablets and offers it to the room mates. Obviously Jeana and Princess take it.
Confessional - Sid
This is pretty.. weird, those two are going to be all over the place. I can already tell.
"Oh my god.. I think like, I'm high" says Jeana. She stares into space emptily
Confessional - Tammy
Wow these girls know how to party, this is almost too much to handle. They make me and my girls back home look like babies.
Confessional - Gunner
All these women are beautiful in the house, and I think it's time they take all their clothes off.
"HOTT TUBBBBBB" screams Gunner.
Gunner, Joshua, and Sid jump into the hot tub waiting for the girls.
"These bitches are hot right?!" says Gunner. "Fuck yeah man, dude I'm trippen so hard ahaha" says Joshua in a slurred voice.
Jeana and Princess jump into the pool naked.
Confessional - Gunner
Yeah I got a boner, so what?
"We're like ebony and ivory barbie twins" says Jeana. "You love me, and I love you" says Princess, and they share a cute kiss. "OHHHHHHHH" yells Sid shocked by seeing two women kiss.
"I'm not too late am I?" says Tammy, walking in her bikini looking stunning.
Confessional - Gunner
Holy fuck... Tammy walks into the hot tub area looking abso-fucking-lutely drop dead gorgeous. She's got on this skimmpy little pink bikini outfit on, her hair up with that cute pink lip gloss that I want to lick right off. She' good enough to eat.
"These people have no class, NO DIGNITY, I am a STRONG chrisitian and these people need jesus" chants Jessica
"WITH JESUS ON OUR SIDE, WE CAN NOT LOSE" yells Troy!
Troy and Jessica enter the house, frustrated by the noise and uncivilized behavior.
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Post by Prince Eric on Nov 17, 2009 22:38:36 GMT -5
Troy and Jessica are clearly the outsiders and are getting annoyed with the rest of the housemates they decide to march outside and settle the noise down.
Troy and Jessica walk outside and say "Can you guys please calm down! It getting annoying!"
Princess jumped out of the hot tub and said "SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCHES"
Jessica got scared and ran behind Troy.
Troy said "I'm not scared of you you ghetto bitch!"
Princess then clawed at Troy's face.
Troy said "Get your black fingers out my face!!!!"
Jessica then said "stop it you fucking hood rat!!!"
Jessica then realized what she said and who she said it to and she got terrified and ran for her life!. Princes ran after Jessica and went to grab her hair but Tammy jumped Princess's way to stop her and Princess yelled "TAMMY MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! TAMMY MOVE!!!! TAMMY MOVE!!!! BITCH MOVE!!!!!!!" Tammy got scared and moved and Princess grabbed Jessica by her hair and Jessica cried "Please I am so sorry! Princess let go and said "You better be"
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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Nov 18, 2009 0:00:02 GMT -5
Jessica leads Troy up to her room, because its the only place they can get away together. "Gosh, this place is CRAZY" Jessica says. "I know baby, but we can make it through  " Troy says smoothly. "You're soo cute" Jessica says as she leans in for a kiss. The kiss turns to a makeout, and it escalades. Princess gets kind of pissed of because she cant stop thinking a bout Jessica. She decides to start more shit because she cant stand Jessicas attitude. She walks upstairs, opens jessicas door, and sees Troy on top of her, and theyre having sex. "WHOS THE WHORE NOW, SNOW WHITE?!" Princess screamed, laughingly. |
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Post by Prince Eric on Nov 18, 2009 0:26:13 GMT -5
Jessica and Troy stop having sex quickly!
Jessica: I am a Christian and this is wrong!
Troy: Yes this is wrong wrong wrong.
Jessica: Oh gosh what is my mom going to think of me!
Meanwhile
Gunner decides to chat with Jeana
Gunner confessional: All these girls are hot and I want to bang all of them so I am going to go for the easiest first.
Gunner: Soooo Jeana what do you like in a guy?
Jeana. Big Dick.
Gunner: Oh yeah? I have one of those.
Jeana:What do you like in a girl?
Gunner: Big tits.
Jeana: I have some of those.  .
Back at the Jacuzzi Princess and Sid are chatting it up about Hip Hop.
Princess: OMFG I love me some Lil wayne.
Sid: He is fucking tight! Me and my dance crew are always dancing to his music! We won a title off of Lollipop
Princess: Oh is that right? I would fuck you since you is the most black in my opinion but I hear them Asian boys have some little dicks.
Sid: Looks at Princess like he is thinking *Oh no you didn't lol*
Back in the main room
Josh and Tammy are drinking it and smoking it up.
Josh: This is fucking awesome
Tammy: Downs bottle of patron.
Josh: Tammy you are fucking hot! The hottest bitch here! *He is high he says it in a dragging voice*
Tammy: Downs more alcohol.
Josh: Your fucking gorgeous bitch *In his druggy voice*
Tammy: Collapses.
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Post by Admin on Nov 18, 2009 1:46:37 GMT -5
Confessional - Jeana
Me and my barbie twin Princess are like, having a great time, but she keeps worrying about those under cover kkk members.
Troy and Jessica go outside to the pool.
Troy and Jessica exchange odd looks as they watch Princess and Jeana dancing.
Gunner looks at Jessica and calls her over. "Hey beautiful, why don't you come and sit on big papa's lap?!" "I am a christian and I will not succumb to temptation! I SWEAR IT!!" she screams at the top of her lungs.
"Woah, you mad huh?" says Sid. "This BITCH needs to shut the fuck up already I am SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR WHITE SUPPREMIST ACT AND THIS FUCKING CHRISTIAN BULLSHIT" Princess screams.
Confessional - Princess
I'm sick of her, AND I DON'T LIKE HER. FAKE ASS PEROXIDE BLONDE HAIRED UGLY ASS MOTHER FUCKING DUMB BITCH, FUCK. And my tits are perkier and nicer then her's *flash*.
Confessional - Jessica
I am a good christian young woman, and I will never lay my hands on another human being, regardless if they're a lesser black.
"You are an angry negro!" screams Jessica. "May god have mercy on her!" exclaims Troy. "WHACK ASS KKK MEMBERS, I DONT LIKE YOUR TRASHED UP WHITE ASSES" screams Princess. Sid and gunner burst into laughter.
Confessional - Troy
Princess, she's not your average negro, she has a demon in her. Luckily for her, I know how to cure her kind.
Troy kisses his hand, and grabs some pool water.
He throws it at princess' face. and screams "THE POWER OF CHRISTY COMPELS YOU, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU"
Confessional - Princess
*rolls eyes*
"I AINT POSSSESSED YOU DUMB BITCH" snaps Princess, she pushes Troy into the pool.
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Post by Prince Eric on Nov 18, 2009 2:25:10 GMT -5
She pushes Troy into the pool and heads for Jessica "MOMMA!!!" screams Jessica. Jessica runs scared in her rebel bikini and Princess runs after her and says "I'll fuck you up hoe! I'll fuck you up hoe!" Jeana tries to stop Princess in her rage but Princess yells "DON' TELL ME SHIT!" Jeana quickly backed off.
Jeana's Confessional: Princess is my friend but when she is pissed you got to get out of her way because she can go bananas! Now Ima go get me a little treat
Jessica pleads for her life and Princess just calms down and says "Do not fucking mess with me anymore you fucking white crackers!"
Jessica's Confessional: I am scared for my life! I do not give a fuck what Troy says anymore! I am not stepping in Princess's path anymore for the sake of my life.
Meanwhile moans I heard very loudly out of a room where Gunner and Jeana are in.
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Post by Admin on Nov 18, 2009 2:37:46 GMT -5
Confessional - TammySo I've been sitting here chatting with Joshua, and he is really really fucked up. I feel kinda bad for him. This is almost to the point of disgustingly trashed.. ew
"So yeahhh, I'm in a banddd hahha..." slurrs Joshua. "Really? that's... cool" says Tammy becoming uninterested in his conversation. "I have alot of groupies back home because of my band.. so yeahh i get laid alot" brags Joshua. "Um.. you don't look so good." yeah I know..." Joshua vomits everywhere. Tammy shrieks in terror and runs off not even bothering to help him. Princess and Jeana enter to find Tammy pointing to the room where Josh is passed out. "I don't think we should move him" says Princess. "I don't wanna touch him anyway, like, what if I get swine flu or something? ewww" says Jeana. The girls simply put a blanket on him and leave him alone. Jeana and princess sneak back into the room. Confessional - Jeana
Joshua looks like he's packing, so obviously, I wanna see!Jeana and Princess take off Joshua's pants and find that he is sporting a raging hard on! "That looks good enough to eat" mumbles Jeana. "That'd be like, rape though" jokes Princess Confessional - Jeana
America, I was hot and bothered, give me a break!The girls wake up Joshua, and give him a double teamed blow job. After he cums, he passed right back out. and the girls take a sharpie and write on his fore head "ONE MINUTE MAN" END EPISODE [/size]
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Post by Prince Eric on Nov 18, 2009 16:35:39 GMT -5
EPISODE 2
Its morning time in the Real World house and Jessica is the first one awake.
Jessica's Confessional: I am awake and I am happy I survived day 1 of the Real World because I remember watching last season when Michael got sent home on the first night. I have to distance myself from Troy in order to avoid conflict and find someone who is less drama filled.
Jessica enters Tammy room and says "Rise and shine!" Tammy wakes up with a slight hang over from the last night. "Hey Jessica" Tammy said in a tired voice "Oh just wanted to come in and chill with you" Jessica responded.
Jessica's Confessional: In school I am the queen bitch and everyone follows me. Tammy seems like one of my friends... Follower,less attractive than me,and is in desperate need for help. I can help her... From now on Tammy is MY project.
"GET UP BITCH! We have got to go shopping." Jessica says to Tammy. "You are a mess and we need to fix you up" Jessica said in a bitchy way. Tammy looked at Jessica and said "Um okay..." Jessica then pulled Tammy by the wrist to the shower. "Hurry up bitch I do not have all day!" Jessica said. Tammy replied "Okay Jessica one sec!"
Jeana walked by Jessica and Tammy and Jessica said to Jeana in a soft voice "Have a fun night whore?" Jeana replied " Your hair looks pretty flat bitch maybe you should fix that and then you could get some cock..." Jessica replied " haha your hair looks like fucking shit and I bet you have beef curtains! You have no morals and you are a complete slut!"
Jessica's Confessional: Jeana is a sloppy slut and she has cheap clothes ugh she is so disgusting and cheap!,Tammy is weak in my opinion and a sloppy drunk,Princess is a silver back tranny... So yeah I think none of these girls are up to me level to be honest.
Jessica then grabbed Tammy and said "Lets go slut we have got to get you some more shoes because your shoes are just tacky!"
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Meanwhile everyone is now awake.
Gunner walks into the kitchen with Sid to make him some breakfast.
"I boned Jeana last night dude" Gunner said proudly to Sid. "Really?" Sid replied... "Yep and she is a freak!" Gunner replied. Sid looked into Gunner's eyes and said "Dude is there any goals you have in life besides sleeping with these women?" Gunner replied "I have been to the Army and fought in Iraq already dude" "WOW that's a huge honor I respect you for that" Sid responded".
Gunner Confessional: AHAHAHAHA! I admit America I did not really go to the Army. I get what I want and I get it pronto! No matter if I have to lie about having cancer,my grandma dying,my cat dying,going to war, or feeding homeless kids in Africa AHAHAHA....Or even voting for Obama so I can get in Princess's pants HAHAHAHA! I will do it.
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On the other hand Joshua wakes up just to see sharpie on his face! He feels disrespected and immediately confronts Princess and Jeana. "WTF was this for?" Josh yelled at Princess and Jeana. Jeana replied Joshua it was a joke dude chill!... Troy hears the commotion and decides to join in on attacking Princess and Jeana just because he doesn't like them. "THEY ARE FUCKING BITCHES DUDE!" Troy yelled. "TROY SHUT UP! LAME ASS" Princess responded. Joshua and Troy just kept yelling at Princess and Jeana until Jean said "Okay we apologize! WTF else do you want from us!?" Joshua then said "I want you to stay out of my path from now on.
Joshua Confessional: What Princess and Jeana did was embarrassing and immature! Troy is actually a cool guy... Maybe I should hang out with him from now on.
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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Nov 18, 2009 17:05:04 GMT -5
Jessica, Tammy, and Jeana all go to the mall to go shopping. They decidde to let loose and have a girls day. The guys remain home just partying it up and being guys. While all the girls go shopping, Princess breaks off by herself. She is ghettofab bitch, but thinks she needs to change it up because she is actually falling for a guy in the house.
She steps into the salon, and decides to get her weave redone.
Jessica attempts to bond with the Girls.
"You guys, im not like Troy" .
"we know" tammy says. "its obvious you were just blinded by his looks"
" I know this could be a great experience, i dont want enemies, but princess still scares me.
Princess texts the other girls telling them she will go home on her own. So the rest of the girls go home and join the party and show the men what they bought. Suddenly, Princess steps in the door looking completely transformed. 
All the guys instantly get a hard on, even Troy.
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Post by Prince Eric on Nov 18, 2009 22:33:13 GMT -5
So the girls get back from their girls night out looking cute and fly.
All the guys notice how hot the girls look but especially Sid.
Sid's Confessional: I am so hot and bothered right now! America you think that Troy is the man whore of the house but I crave pussy too.. I mean I know I am calm,chill and laid back but I really need a girl friend and Tammy is looking FINE!.
Sid walks over to Tammy and says "Hey mama lets go chill in the back." Tammy nod and says "Sure".. They proceed to the backyard.
"So what's up Sid?" Tammy asked. "I really am feeling you a lot." Sid said. "Wow really???" Tammy asked. "Yeah tbh your the hottest chick in the house and I would love it if we could go out on a date and get to know a little bit about each other." "Of course Sid I would love that!"
Gunner notices that Sid and Tammy are getting close and is not very happy about it.
Gunner's Confessional: Tammy is the hottest chick in the house POINT BLANK! Like I said I get what I want and I am going to get her! No matter if I have to lie. America get ready for a love triangle because I am about to turn my charm on and knock this Sid motherfucker out the way.
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" Troy says smoothly.
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