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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Nov 18, 2009 23:41:53 GMT -5
Gunner walks upstairs, pissed off. He is a womanizer, so hes not used to actually liking a girl. Hes so jealous, he wants to try to make Tammy jealous as well. He goes outside, and starts SUPER flirting with Princess.
"Hey baby, youre looking out as hell" he says.
"I know baby, its hard to look perfect, but i've mastered perfection" Princess Boasts.
*Princess and Gunner engage in an intense makeout*
Tammy Confessional - I dont know what Gunner is doing, but it's kind of getting me a bit annoyed.
"I just want to get out of here for a bit. Lets go on that date NOW" Tammy says to Sid.
They pull away, leaving Gunner confused and Jealous and just pissed. He goes to his room to avoid blowing up.
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Post by Prince Eric on Nov 19, 2009 0:51:48 GMT -5
While Tammy and Sid go out on their date Gunner is in his room contemplating on how he is going to mess up Sid's game.
At Sid and Tammy's date.
"Mmmm this milkshake is frigging delicious!" Sid said. I would much rather it be tequila Tammy replied. Sid's face lit up with a smile. "I know exactly where we can go!!! " Sid exclaimed. He grabbed Tammy's hand and led her to a bar across the street!
"ANYONE WANNA COME UP AND DANCE ON THE BAR!!!" The bar yelled! Sid said "YEAH RIGHT HERE! MY GIRLFRIEND DOES!!!!" Tammy chuckled and was like OMG this is so awesome!... Tammy joined the girls and stomped and danced on the bar.
Tammy then got down from the bar soaking wet with liquor and said "Hey Sid take a shot off me boobs!!!!!!!" Sid was like mmmm Jello shots  Sid then took a jello and put it in Tammy's boobs  and he took it off of her. Now that Sid and Tammy are completely wasted they began to make out... Sid takes Tammy to the car and lays her in the backseat and begins tongue kissing her and licking her boobs and Tammy says "Eat me out baby" Sid then go's down on her and Tammy moans in ecstasy until Sids cellphone rings!
Sid answers "Hello?" "OMFG Princess is in the hospital come back home quick!!!!" Gunner yelled on the phone. "WHAT Happened to her!!!" Sid yelled. Tammy got panicky since she could tell something was up. "She cut herself!!! Come quick!" Gunner replied. " "We are on our way now!" Sid replied.
"Sid whats going on!!!??" Tammy said "Princess is seriously hurt and she is in the hospital Gunner told me!" Sid said back. Tammy began to cry and cry and cry. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Tammy yelled.
Sid and Tammy arrived home and everything seemed normal. Princess was on the stripper poll dancing...
"ARE YOU OKAY!!!!" Tammy cried. "WTF BITCH haha you see me right here don't you? I am perfectly fine.... How was your date?" Princess replied. Tammy and Sid look at each other like WTF.
Gunner runs in the room and grabs Tammy immediately and begins tonguing her down and making out with her.
"Uhhhh what is going on... I feel tension in here so I will practice my stripping later." Princess said as she walked out.
Gunner let go of Tammy and Tammy looked at him and said "Gunner you lied just to get me back here and make out with me?" Gunner replied "Baby I really like you and can not stand to see you with a loser like Sid who called you a dumb whore! I will do anything to get you" "Wait Sid called me a dumb whore?!" Tammy replied. "WTF dude your a liar man! I never said that!" Gunner then ignores Sid and then leads tipsy Tammy into his room.
Gunner's Confessional: Yeah I lied about Princess being in the hospital and Sid calling Tammy a dumb whore! But hey at least am going to get what I want tonight"
Sid's Confessional: I am fucking furious and I want to beat Gunner's ass soooo fucking bad! But God knows if I do I would probably kill him *Since I am a martial arts master* And I will get kicked off. But its officially war between me and Gunner.
Sid kicks over a lamp in rage and breaks it and then go's to the fridge and grabs Gunner's soda and hocks up and spits a loogie in it.
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Post by Admin on Nov 19, 2009 1:16:53 GMT -5
Confessional - Tammy
I'm really upset right now. I can't believe that Sid, the guy I thought was genuinely a nice person. Said all these horrible things about me behind my back. He called me a dumb whore! But I have to wonder.. if Princess cut her wrists, how is she climbing the stripper pole...?
Tammy is upset about Sid and is crying on Gunner's shoulder.
Confessional - Jessica
So I hear all this drama going on downstairs, betwen Sid, Tammy, and Gunner. What an ugly love triangle, but Tammy is my project, so I need to look out for her. So obviously, I eves drop on her conversation with Gunner
"He didn't just call you a dumb whore either" says Gunner sadly. "Oh my god, what else did he say!" Tammy shrieked. "He said your boobs are fake, and that you wear a wig!" Tammy simply looked down. "He also said your smile is crooked, and you lack intelligence entirely." Tammy begins to tear up. "But you know what I said?" Gunner smiles at her. "What?" she says through her sobs. "I said you're the most beautiful and intelligent girl I've ever met, and any guy who's lucky enough to be with you, is the luckiest guy in the world" She lets out a cute giggle and hugs Gunner.
Confessional - Jessica
OH MY GOD. I KNEW it. He's a liar, a snake, and needs to wash his hair. GUNNER IS LYING TO MY GIRL. I think I should tell her what's going on, but I think I should tell Sid instead.
Jessica prances away, and finds Sid in his room with Josh
"Umm, I just want you to know, that Gunner is spreading a bunch of lies about you to Tammy." says Jessica cheerily. "Are you kidding me? what the fuck, where are they!" Sid yells. "They're in Gunner and Troy's room and he said you called her a slut!" Sid's face reddens with anger and he storms off.
Confessional - Joshua
Tammy's hot and all, but I don't think she's worth getting too mad over.
Sid walks in on Gunner and Tammy kissing.
"WHAT THE FUCK GUNNER" Sid screams."Go away Sid, Gunner told me everything!" Tammy yells. "Tammy, how could that be possible that I said any of that, THINK about it, I was with you the whole day"
Confessional - Tammy
I may be tipsy but I have enough sense to put things together... kinda
"you're psycho, and you're a liar Sid, you talked to me earlier this morning about how you have this order of girls you want to fuck, and Tammy's your first target because she's easy" Tammy's jaw drops. "HOW COULD YOU!" she yells
Sid gets furious over what's going on before him, and he knocks down Gunner's dresser.
Confessional - Gunner
Sid is a dangerous Asian, I'm scared!
"Tammy, please believe me, put everything together!" he yells, Tammy looks up at him. "We spent the whole day together, HOW the hell could I have spoken to him and said all those things, and also, he lied about Princess being hurt just so he could get you home to steal you away from me. Princess is PERFECTLY FINE"
Confessional - Tammy
So gunner lied to me..?
"Tammy, NO!" yells Gunner. "NO GUNNER, FUCK YOU" shrieks Tammy, she runs to Sid's side. And he puts his arm around her, and they leave.
Confessional - Jeana
So I hear all this screaming up stairs, and I'm like, 'are we getting a divorce?'
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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Nov 19, 2009 1:38:32 GMT -5
The Love Triangle Continues.
While the druggy partiers continue to do what they do, drama continues to fill. Tammy is hurt and confused.
"Tammy, you are an amazing girl" Gunner says. "I WANT YOU"
"TAMMY, your hot as hell! we have a thing, and im an asian with a big dick!" Sid replies.
Tammy Confessional - i dont know WHAT to do. I want to be with them both.
"Guys, i want to know the story . I'm gonna have to think about all of this, alright?" Tammy says.
Sid and Gunner agree and tell Tammy "by the end of the night, you have to choose one of us."
"Alright" Tammy says.
Tammy goes to talk to Jessica about what she should do.
"Honestly, Sids not as hot as Gunner and i'd rather fuck Gunner but i think Sids more honest" Jessica says. "I've witnessed it all. But your kind of boring so maybe sid. only you know who you should be with. Whos dick is bigger?"
"I havent seen Gunners yet" She said. But i think its big, and meaty" says Tammy.
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Tammy Calls Both men out by the fire.
"Guys you're both great......." I honestly think i could be with both of you. But im only gonna choose one" Tammy tells them.
Gunner confessional - i feel like im on Flavor of Love
Sid confessional - if Tammy doesnt choose me, ill scissorkick her in the back of the head.
"gunner you are so cute and fun but i feel like you may not be honest"
"Sid youre so sweet but if you are talking shit about me, i dont play that".
"So im doing what i have to do. SO
THE GUY I CHOOSE, IS...................................................
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Post by Admin on Nov 23, 2009 0:22:57 GMT -5
Episode Three Confessional - TammyI feel like I'm one of those trashy vh1 dating show hosts who have to select their choice and have a fake relationship with one of the contestants. I feel dumb, I'm picking someone when I don't even want a relationship.
"I pick... I pick..." mumbles Tammy. "TAMMY!" says Gunner. "TAMMY" yells Sid. "I'm sorry, but I really can't pick either of you at this time. we're not here to date, we're here to have fun. I'm not about to get into some serious relationship with guys I barely know. Lets just have some fun, seriously!" Confessional - Gunner
I'm.. being rejected? This is a first, This is weird, This is uncomfortable, I'm done with this broad. I'm just going to keep bringing girls home until she realzies she's missing out.Gunner storms off. Sid walks up to Tammy and gives her a kiss on the cheek. "It's okay" Confessional - SidYeah, I really was okay with Tammy picking neither of us, what she said was totally true. I still like her, and I'm still going to pursue her, but I'll let her have her space, I guess.
Confessional - Troy
It's week two.. and this is the SECOND Sunday mass I'm about to miss. I feel like a terrible christian. Maybe these trashed up people are beginning to rub off on me. Troy gets dressed up in his best Sunday suit. As he is walking out the door he finds Princess dressed up in a conservative female church suit. Confessional - PrincessEven strippers need some jesus! Especially with my crazy ass.
"And where are YOU going dressed like the devil in a Sunday suit?" remarks Princess. "I am no devil, I am a child of god, and I am going to visit my father." he replies. "ahahaha I'm going to church as well, would you care to join me?" Princess gives him a smile. "I don't believe...- he's interuptted "Lovely!" she grabs his hand and they leave to the church. Confessional - JeanaMy ebony barbie twin is gone, and I'm home all alone. I'm bored and horny, I think I'll go play with my vibrator.
Princess directs Troy to a huge black community Church Confessional - PrincessThis is going to be so much fun! <3 -shakes tits-Confessional - Troy
-does sign of the cross- In the name of the father... the son...... and the holy spirit... PLEASE PROTECT METroy's eyes widen as he sees he is the ONLY white man in the church. Princess grabs his hand and brings him to the front of the entire church audiance. "MY FRIEND NEEDS JESUS, BLACK JESUS!" the entire crowd screams and shouts "hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah !" Troy begins to tremble in fear. "I AM NOT IN MY COMFORT ZONE, I NEED TO LEAVE" shrieks Troy. "HE NEEDS JESUS, THE DEVIL HAS THIS POOR BOY'S SOUL, THE DEVIL HAS HIS SOUL" shouts the pastor. The music begins to play. "PRAISE HIM, PRAISE HIM, PRAISE HIM!!!" screams Princess. "LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART, LET HIM DEFEAT THE DEMON" screams the pastor. "COME MY CHILDREN, WE MUST FREE HIM" A mob of angry concerned black people grab Troy, rip off his clothes, and bring him to the center piece. "I WILL GIVE THIS CHILD LIFE AGAIN, LIFE!!!" Confessional - Princess
Yes. yes, YES!
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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Nov 26, 2009 22:41:29 GMT -5
Back at the house, the remaining cast Decided to go to "los chichos" mexican restaraunt. Immediately, Jeana is ordering some tequila. "i know we are like, done, but i dont want it to be awkward. ya know?"
" I know, and it doesnt have to be. You're fine, cutie  " she says.Princess strolls in the mansion carrying Troy. She realizes nobody else is home, and that makes her really happy.She goes upstairs, plops Troy on his bed, then covers him up with blankets to make him look like hes sleeping. She then walks downstairs. After having a great session at church, she is inspired by god. She has to clean out the EVIL within jessica. She goes upstairs to jessicas room. She sits on her bed. The others come home later that night. The only way drunk is Jeana, which is no surprise. The boys go out to the hot tub to relax, while jessica goes upstairs, to put her hair up and change. she walks into the bathroom, and checks her appearance in the mirror. Princess grabs jessica and throws her in the bathtub full of water. She starts dunking jessica in and out as Jessica is gasping for air. Princess screams " I MUST CLEANSE YOUR SOUL!!!!!" |
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Post by Prince Eric on Nov 26, 2009 23:13:34 GMT -5
Jessica screams as she is getting her head dunked in and out of the water "STOP!!!! PLEASE!!!! DON'T CUT ME!!! DON'T *GARGLE GARGLE GARGLE* SHOOT ME!!!" Princess ignores her and says "THANK YAH LORD! HALLELUJAH IN THE NAME OF JESUS!"
Sid ran into the bathroom and karate kicked Princess into the corner "GET OFF OF HER I SAID NOW!!!" Sid yelled as he karate kicked Princess and she flew into the side of the bathroom corner. Sid then helped Jessica out of the bathtub and Jessica looked into his eyes and said "Thank you for saving my life." Princess then jumped up and said "I am pressing charges! I am pressing fucking charges" Princess ran to the producers and demanded they send Sid home for karate kicking her.
"We might have to send Sid home for karate kicking Princess"
Tammy bursted into tears and said "please no!!!" Princess replied "Girl shut up"
Gunner bursted into laughter and said "yes! yes!"
Confessional Sid- If I go the fuk home for that ghetto stripper whore then I will kick her ass and Troy's and Gunner just because I don't like them.
"BUT! Princess did almost kill Jessica and he was just trying to help... sooooooooooo Sid can stay. The Producers said.
Tammy jumped up in excitement and gave Sid a huuuge kiss.
Confessional Princess- This chinese ass nigga gone kick me and they ain't gone send him packing!? Oh its on! I am about to show my rage.
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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Nov 27, 2009 22:25:34 GMT -5
The producers leave , thinking everything is calmed down. Princess cant stop. She is pissed, and has to fuck somebody up. Sid walks around the block. He starts walking around the city jsut because he is SO MAD. he cant get over the event that just went down, and he wants to fuck somebody up. Gunner and Troy join Jeana by the pool wondering where the hell everybody Went. Jeana then takes off her top, and jumps on Gunner. Princess goes outside, in search of Sid. She knows what she has to do. If the producers wont kick him out, she will. She calls a number "Yup, the corner of maple and circleton" she says to the person on the other end of the phone. Sid walks around, not knowing he is being followed. Princess strikes Sid in the back of the head. She drags Sid over in a deserted yard, and drugs him. She then carrys him over to the corner of maple and circleton, as a taxi arrives. "Dont wake him, or he wont be able to sleep. It is a 20 hour drive, and i want him to get some sleep " princess tells the taxi driver. Princess pays the fee, and the driver pulls off with Sid in the back of the car, starting on a 20 hour ride to Las Vegas. Walking back into the house, Tammy SCREAMS at Princess.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO SID?~!!?" She yells in Princess' face. "Shut the fuck up, nobody wanted yo chinkass boyfriend" princess says with a sick smile. Tammy is horrified. she starts crying and screaming. She swings at Princess, but Princess blocks and says "dont try it, baby" Tammy is FURIOUS. She walks over to the kitchen, pulls out a knife, and throws it at Princess Princess dodges it, and immediately the producers restrain both girls. Within 5 minutes, Tammy is in a cop car, getting escorted to the airport. The remaining people run inside asking and screaming "WHATS GOING ON?!?!"
Princess is still at the house, because the producers dont know what happened to sid yet. The producers say "We will be back tomorrow morning to address all of this, goodnight."
The Cast is FURIOUS. but they follow the producers wishes, and go to sleep.The next morning, the producers walk in."Guys, Tammy is not coming back. Shes not only in trouble with the producers, but also the Police. And sid was just found in a cab in Nevada, so we need him to wake up to get answers from him. We know this may be tough having two contestants gone. Therefore, we have invited someone here to keep you entertained" the producer tells them.
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Post by Prince Eric on Nov 28, 2009 1:04:57 GMT -5
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Post by Admin on Nov 28, 2009 1:47:05 GMT -5
The girls are screaming in each other's faces, threatening to kill one another, pushing their cast mates who are holding them back aside, all for the chance to rip the other apart.
Confessional - Alexis
I am from the BRONX, I don't play games. This bitch doesn't understand who I am. She's about to get it.
Confessional - Princess
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*Gives smirk while flipping weave*, I hope she's ready for me
"YOU DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND BITCH, I WILL MUR-DAH YOU, I'M GONNA GUT YAH LIKE A FISH" screams Alexis. "BITCH DO IT, DO IT BITCH" screams Princess back. Alexis manages to shove Jeana off of her, and Jeana goes flying into the kitchen table, smashing it completely.
Confessional - Jessica
Jeana.. just went flying...
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" screams Princess. She swings her arms in full strength getting Sid and Gunner off of her. Princess runs up to Alexis, and grabs her neck. "SAY SOMETHING NOW BITCH, DO IT" Alexis headbutts Princess, staggering her and causing her to drop Alexis. Again, the producers get in between them and try to restrain them.
Jessica runs to help Jeana, and sees Jeana is severely bleeding from a cut in her arm and head..
"We need medical attention!!" shouts Jessica. Princess stops arguing with Alexis, and is worried for her old friend. She rushes to her side. "Baby, hang in there, I'm sorry for doubting you."
The men let go of Alexis and redirect their attention to Jeana. who is now unconscious.
The producers immediately take Jeana away.
Confessional - Alexis
Do I feel bad for har? Naw it's whatevah to me, she shouldn' be holdin a bitch back when a bitch ready to throw down.
Sid, and Gunner go to accompany Jeana to the hospital.
Confessional - Princess
She can storm off to her room, but does that mean it's over? ahaha NO. I'm not going to be done, until that bitch goes home.
Princess paces around the house, anxiously. Anticpating what she can do to Alexis.
Jessica sees Princess, and then in a fit of terror, runs to the backyard.
Confessional - Joshua
So I just got off of being high, and I see this new chick is like, being a total downer to everyone in the house, it's like dude, what the fuck..
Princess goes up stairs to Alexis' room and stands in her door way.
"Excuse me, whaddaya want?" snaps Alexis. "Bitch, lets see how tough you are now that no one is here to hold you and me back" replies Princess
"Bitch, you have no respect, I walk away from you, and you come to MY room? WHERE IS YOUR RESPECT? WHERE IS YOUR CLASS?" shouts Alexis. "GO HOME BITCH, AINT NO ONE HERE LIKE YOU GO HOME" Princess begins booty poppin. "GO HOME BITCH, GO HOME BITCH, GO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME" taunts Princess.
"I know you BETTAH STEP OFF, I KNOW YOU BETTAH STEP OFF, I WILL SLAP YOU" SCREAMS Alexis, now in Princess' face.
"SLAP ME BITCH, SLAP ME" screams Princess...
-SCREAMS ARE HEARD-
Confessional - Joshua
I just heard two girls scream, and I have no idea what is going on, but I know it's coming from Alexis' room. I'm going to go see what's up.
Josh runs to Alexis' room, shocked to see.....
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" she says.
. " "I will miss you too" Sid and Tammy had a 5 minute make out session and Tammy then waved goodbye to the rest of her ex cast mates.
" Jessica yelled.