REAL WORLD FANTASY HOUSE 2

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Alexis laying on the floor, with her face covered in blood, and her weave halfway off of her head. Princess is nowhere to be found, but her window is wide open.
The producers search for princess. The medics on the site attend to Alexis.

The medics announce that Alexis suffered several blows to the back off the head, and she is in the state of comatose(in a coma)

Troy and Jessica stay at the house. None of them really give a shit about Princess, so therefore they dont care about helping her.

Jessica and troy go to the hot tub alone. they start discussing their issues.

"we have always had a "thing" but, i want a relationship" Jessica says.

"ME too baby, me too." Troy says.

Troy leans in for a kiss, but Jessica stops him

"before we do this, i want you to promise its for real this time" jessica says

Troy doesnt answer but just engages in a makeout with jessica. She leads him up to her room.

The medics and producers and EVERYONE is out looking for Princess. They dont want her to do something stupid and crazy. The all go into town and start asking around stores.

Meanwhile, princess arrives back at the house. She goes around to the driveway, and sees an ambulance with Alexis laying in the back on a stretcher, but no driver is there.

"Hold on tight, sweetie" she wispers to alexis.

Princess gets in the ambulance, and DRIVES AWAY with Alexis in the back of it.

[Prince Eric]

Troy decides to go to bed because he can care less about "niggers and spics as he says"

Jessica is trying to find Princess but she is too scared to keep looking so she decides to go back in the backyard and tell Joshua she can not find Princess.

"Joshy I can not find Princess anywhere and its like 11:00 pm and I am scared out of my mind so I am going to just go to sleep." Jessica said.

Joshua looked at Jessica with red eyes as if he was heavily intoxicated.
Jessica backed away scared and said "Joshy is that you?" Josh then took a snort of coke and then walked toward Jessica like Mike Meyers.
Jessica screamed and ran but Josh ran after her and grabbed her by her hair and pushed her in the pool.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Jessica screamed as she splashed into the pool. "Ugh My dress! my fucking dressed is soaked!" Jessica said with her eyes bucked wide open in shock.

Joshua proceeded in an intoxicated rage and began tearing the house apart and trashing it. Troy woke up and saw Josh tearing the house apart and grabbed him and said "Man Calm down! Calm down!" Joshua snapped out of it and then looked at the damage he did to the house and looked at Jessica drenched and broke down into tears. "IDK what happened to me! I really need to stop these drugs! I am so sorry!" Joshua said. The doorbell then rang.

Jessica looked at Joshua still in shocked and then walked to answer the door. It was Sid and Gunner. "Jeana will be sleeping over at the hospital" Sid explained.

"Why is this house trashed? Where is Alexis and Princess? and Why are you drenched in pool water Jessica?"

"YOU GUYS LOOK AT CHANNEL 9!!!!!!!" Troy screamed.

Everyone gathered around the television.

It was Princess on a high speed chase getting chased by over 10 police cars. The news anchor explained "A woman has stolen an ambulance and has an injured victim in the back seat" The ambulance finally stopped and the woman hopped out of the truck.

"Thats Princess!!!!" Yelled Gunner.
"Okay Mr. Obvious" replied Jessica.

The officers ran to Princess and tased her.

"WOAH This is like an episode of COPS!" yelled Gunner.
"SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Said Sid.

"The paramedics are now attending to the victim!" The news anchor explained.

"OMFG I can hear the helicopter all the way from here!" yelled Gunner.

10 officers then ran up to Princess and all began beating her with their batons.

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The cast watches in horror at the television screen.

"They're really beating her bad..." mumbles Jessica in horror.


^Confessional - Troy

I'm so glad those police are beating that dirty nigger's ass.

^Confessional - Gunner

I'm in the house next to Jessica flipping through the channels, when I suddenly see this crazy wild police chase. Which turns out to be... Princess. The shit. has hit. the fan.

^Confessional - Jessica

So at this point, I'm thinking that our season of the real world, is officially going to be canceled mid season. Lets go down the list, shall we America? We have Sid, the violent asian, Gunner, the liar and manipulator, Troy, the horny republican, Joshua, the drug addict. For the girls, we have Me, the beautiful all american girl, Jeana, the porn star, Alexis, the dead girl, and Princess, the stripper criminal murderer.





-The Next Day-




Sid and Gunner are now back home and are up to speed with everything that has happened.

^Confessional - Gunner

I can't believe things have gotten to this point, this is almost too much for me. What if I had gotten punched in the face? That's my money maker, that is NOT ok.


The cast has been called for a house meeting by the producers. They are all sitting around the coffee table, scared for what they're about to learn.

"How is everyone?" asks the producer. He looks around seeing only grim faces on everyone. "It seems we've gone from eight, to five. This kind of behavior, has never been before exhibited." The cast remains silent. "As you know, we can't condone violence, and we're not going to allow drug usage. Things are being taken way out of hand"

^Confessional - Joshua

Fuck.. I'm going home.

"But we do feel things can be worked out" says the Producer thoughtfully. "We've received word on each of the missing girls", "Are they okay!?" Sid wonders out loud."Yes, and no." the producer responds.


^Confessional - Jessica

Yeah I may find Jeana a tasteless, trashy, STD infested tampon. But that doesn't mean I want her to die. I hope she's alright.. kinda

"Jeana, is doing fine, she's awake, and has been taken out of critical care, she will be released in a week." Sid and Gunner let out a sigh of relief. "Princess, we've bailed her out of jail, and she's currently staying at another hotel and being questioned by the authorities. Her blood test from last night revealed that she as on heavy drugs, and the police believe it may have come from one of you guys". Joshua's face reddens.

^Confessional - Joshua

Yeah, I put acid tablets in her food last night. At the time I thought it would be funny, but looking back on it now, I know it was wrong.

"Joshua, we know it was you. We've already searched your room and we've removed all of the illegal substances you've been carrying." Joshua remains silent. "Alexis is currently in a mild coma, we would contact her family, but on her emergency contact, none of them replied. We assume she has no real family to contact, meaning, YOU all are her family." The cast exchange skeptical glances


^Confessional - Jessica

Me and Alexis related? That's like saying a Bently is related to a honda.. ew


"She should be awaking in a few days, we just don't know when. When she does awaken, we will be letting her decide if she chooses to continue this experience" "Lastly, ALL of you will be going to group therapy, and Tammy will be returning to join all of you."

"We will begin group therapy in a few days, we'll notify you when"


^Confessional - Gunner

Tammy's coming back.. things are going to get really interesting

^Confessional - Sid

Tammy.. I hope we can discuss our issues in group therapy



"Thank you all for sitting here... silently, and we hope things progress"


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EPISODE FIVE

The room mates are still shaken up from things that happened from the previous events.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

The door opens, and everyone sees Tammy

^Confessional - Tammy

I'm back in the house, and I feel like things will never progress if we have this constant drama going on in the house, so I'm taking upon myself to have a house meeting later on tonight.

Tammy is welcomed back, especially by Sid and Gunner. Sid gives her a long warm hug.


"Guys, house meeting please!" says Tammy to everyone.

^Confessional - Princess

I'm so tired of this drama up in this house, I'm tired, and bored.


"Ugh.. why now?" sighs Jessica "Common, babe" says Troy.
Jessica rolls her eyes and strolls off into the living room. Sid feels as though this has something to do with him, he thinks Tammy thinks he is the reason behind all this drama. Gunner feels like he has NOTHING to do with any of this craziness so he has no problem for a house meeting.


Tammy waits for everyone to sit down, but suddenly a knock on the door. It's Jeana, the entire cast goes to welcome Jeana back in open arms.



^Confessional - Jeana

*shakes tits* I'm back yay!



"So what was everyone doing just now?" wonders Jeana. "House meeting, common" says Tammy, grabbing her hand. "Um.. when did you get back.." asks Jeana.


They all sit down in the living room, and give Jeana a briefing on what's happened while she was gone.


^Confessional - Jeana

Um, woah.


"So guys, when I went home, I really came to a realization how wild we've been acting" exclaims Tammy. "We've only been here for a month and a half.. and someone's in a coma, people have stolen Ambulances, people have been drop kicked."


Everyone's glares go to Princess. "Should I just make it easier for you, bitch? I'll quit if ya'll want, I'm over this shit anyway" snaps Princess


"Good, at least she admits it, thank GOD" says Troy.


"SHUT UP TROY" shouts Tammy. "Listen, Princess, yes, you're the center of everything that's gone on however, everyone in this room has contributed to the drama that's gone on in this house."

"I'm going to give everyone an ultimatum, we're all going to get along from this point on, and go to therapy actively, and LEARN from this experience, or you can stay the same, and be the bad people that you are now" explains Tammy


"Show of hands?" she asks.

Princess and Jeana's hands raise immediately

Gunner staggers.. but then raises his hand. Sid looks at Gunner, and then looks at Tammy, she eyes him, then he raises his hand.

Joshua raises his hand. Finally Jessica raises her hand


^Confessional - Jessica

I guess.. I do have somethings to work on.



Everyone stares at Troy

"What? I don't agree with this bullshit." he explains. Everyone looks stunned. "I feel like this house is prison, and I don't think I should be here. My mental health, is at STAKE. This NIGGER, gave me an exorcism, this CHINK, had anger issues, and this DRUNK bitch wants to wave knives." "FUCK THIS, I'M OUT"

No one responds, they simply watch troy storm off to his room to pack his bags.


^Confessional - Troy

I don't need to learn anything from this experience, I've gotten everything I need from it. all of my beliefs on niggers, chinks, and spics, were absolutely true. They're all violent, and uneducated fucks.
BYE America.

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Jessica runs upstairs to comfort Troy.

Jessica confessional - i love troy, and would hate to see him go. i need to see whats making him so upset

She runs upstairs and grabs his hand

"Baby, what's wrong?" she says.
"IM JUST DONE.IM DONE" he snarls.
"You aren't leaving, so stop it. Just come back down here Troy. I'll be devastated going through this experience without you."

She gives Troy a light kiss, and they walk back down stairs again.

Meanwhile, Tammy goes to the kitchen to get something to drink. To the housemate's surprise, she gets a pepsi. NO ALCOHOL.

Sid walks over, as well as Gunner. Sid steps up to Tammy.

"i really missed you. I'm so glad youre back.. ever since you've been gone, things have gone apeshit" Sid says.

"I know, you made every fucking news station in the U.S." Tammy says

Tammy Confessional - is it a bad thing that i find Gunner really hot today?

Gunner walks up and Gives Tammy a big hug.

"Great to have you here, babe" Gunner say.

Tammy smiles at Gunner and he kisses her on the cheek. Although it's not a huge deal, Sid walks away in jealousy.

"GUYS, GET DOWN HERE!!" Jessica screams to everyone. The producers said to put this dvd in and watch it together.

They all are watching, and they see Alexis appear on the screen. They see her laying on her hospital bed, and she looks good, but you can definitely tell shes been through alot the past few days.

"Hi guys. The doctor's say i'm getting better. I can not WAIT to come back with you. Aside from all the drama, i am sweet. As the producers probably told you......I have no family. You are all I have. I cant wait to see you, and i hope to be there with you soon. I Love you all" Alexis says. Alexis then blows a kiss to the camera, and then the DVD is over.

Princess starts to get tears in her eyes. Nobody says anything, but the cast knows. For the first time, they are starting to see a REAL person, inside of princess.

Princess Confessional - seeing her look like that, and knowing that I caused it, just.. surprisingly makes me upset.

"HEY YOU GUYS! EVEN THOUGH WE ARE STARTING TO BEHAVE BETTER, DOESNT MEAN WE CANT HAVE FUN!! SHOTS!!" screams Jeana.

The rest of the cast join her out by the pool on the patio, and begin Drinking and Socializing.

"You know what... how about we all go out. TOGETHER. for like. .the first time?" Tammy suggests.

They all nod their heads, and proceed to go upstairs and get ready. Jessica and Troy are in Jessica's bathroom getting ready.

"I hope nothing goes bad tonight..." Troy says, nervously
"Stop worrying sweetie, it'll be fine" Jessica says.

AS they all gather in the living room, the phone rings. Princess answers it.

"Hello? WhAT? are you serious!? OK WE WILL!!" Princess screams in the phone.

She scrambles nervously over to the others.

"WHAT'S WRONG?!!??" Tammy says.

Princess looks at them . "That was the hospital. It's Alexis" she says.

[Prince Eric]

"It was the hospital! It's Alexis!" said Princess. "Is everything ok?" Tammy asked. "Yeah they say that she will be arriving back shortly and to get a room nice,clean,and cozy for her." Princess replied.

DING DONG.

"OMG is it Alexis already?!" Tammy yelled. "Wait I am answering the door right now." Jessica responded. Jessica opened the door and at last! It was the therapist from last season.

15 minutes later.

Everyone is sitting in the room and everyone is really quiet just awaiting the therapist to speak but she is not speaking... She is just smiling at them.



Princess coughs a few times and Joshua scratches his chin............................................... The therapist is still smiling.



"Um excuse me! I don't mean to be rude but Ms. Therapist I feel your work here is no longer needed. I feel we have bonded pretty much on our own." Princess said.

The therapist replied " teehehehehehehehehe! That is just what I wanted to hear... as I was watching you guys here I did not feel any tension. I watched your body language and instead of being angry toward each other, It felt as if you guys were more concerned with this therapy session just being OVER. So my job is done."

"GREAT! are yall ready to party tonight or what?!" Yelled Jeana.

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" The whole cast yelled except Troy.

"Troy I thought you were leaving!" Sid said.
"Jessica convinced me not to... but wtf do you care chinky boy?!" Troy said.
" I cared because I actually wanted you to go" Sid replied.

The rest of the house went out to party except Troy.

At the party

Everyone was dancing and getting along. Jeana and Princess were shaking their boobs together and seemed friendly with each other again. Gunner was hitting on some chicks at the bar. Sid was dancing with Tammy and Tammy was booty popping on Sid. Jessica was starting to loosen up and IT HAPPENED LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Jessica kissed a girl!

"OOOOOOOOH! Jessica is letting loose!" Gunner yelled.

Jeana then encouraged Jessica to take a shot and shake her titty's

Jeana,Jessica,and Princess all did it together.

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Confessional Joshua- Jessica is really starting to have fun! I am glad she broke away from Troy and is starting to see that without all that hatred you can truly have a great time.

BACK AT HOME

Troy is on the couch pissed and just steaming with hatred.

DING DONG. the door bell rings.

Its Alexis. Troy sees that its is Alexis in a wheel chair waiting at the door but he refuses to answer.

Troy Confessional- I am not about to open the door for this spic! It is like 20 degrees outside and it is 12:00 am but I do not care HAHA! She can freeze and go into a coma again for all I care!.

Troy ignored the door bell and proceeded to his room and went to sleep.

Alexis was at the door yelling "PLEASE! let me in! I need to rest!"

BACK AT THE CLUB

Tammy feels something is wrong deep down inside her but just keeps partying. "Are you okay Tammy?" Sid whispered into her ear as he grinded on her. "IDK I just think something is not right! Maybe we should go home!" Tammy replied. "Your being paranoid! We are going to keep partying to at least 3:00 am!" Princess replied.

And they kept partying,and partying,and partying.

While back at the house Alexis was just at the door waiting,and waiting,and waiting.

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^Confessional - Alexis

I try to be nice, and this how they repay me? Fucking shit, i know I hear someone in there.


"HALLO!! I KNOW SOMBODY UP IN THERE" screams Alexis.

Troy continues on his merry way. He figures now would be a good time to do some "man-scaping".


^Confessional - Troy

This is an act of one of them there, homo-sexuals, but I like doing it.


Alexis rolls her wheelchair to the window, and peers through it to see Troy completely naked, shaving all of his body hair.


^Confessional - Alexis

So I think, aiight, maybe I'm wrong, maybe aint no body there, ya know. So I wheel my ass of to the window only to see this tiny ass white boy with a tiny ass dick, shaving his body? What da fuck.


Alexis pounds on the window. Startled, Troy jumps while shaving his balls, cutting himself. He begins to scream and Alexis simply laughs outside

"THATS WHAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU DISRESPECT, YOU HEAR?!" she shouts into the window. Troy storms to the window and closes it in her face "you should have died, dirty ass rat"



-Back at the Club-



Princess sees Jeana is incredibly toxicated, and is dancing and having more fun with Tammy and Jessica

^Confessional - Jessica

This is more fun then I thought it was. Jeana, is so much fun. She's a good friend, I really really like her.

"I love you! you're so much fun, i wish we clicked sooner" says Jessica into Jeana's ear. Jeana replies "aww i love you too, lets drink to that" The three girls take shots off of a random stranger.

Gunner notices Princess is dancing alone so he accompanys her.

^Confessional - Princess

I'm trying to control my anger, since I did raise my hand that I was going to change. But my blood pressure is raising. I'm getting mad because of that bitch Jessica, she's a whore, she's a slut, and I fucking hate her. She's a fake bitch, and she's trying to take my place or something. I AM PRINCESS.

"ay, what;'s wrong" asks Gunner. "Your little womanizer act, aint gonna work on me manhoe" snaps Princess. "Aiight" he stops talking and dances with her.

Sid meanwhile is sitting alone, awkwardly.

^Confessional - Sid

I'm not liking how Tammy is acting right now. I'm just not in the mood to drink, dance, or anything.

^Confessional - Tammy

I keep seeing Sid stare over at me occasionally. I'm beginning to think he's not what I'm, looking for. He's like, obsessed with me. Creep


-Several hours later. The room mates arrive back at the house-
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They find Alexis in her wheelchair sleeping outside.

"Oh my god!" shrieks Princess. She grabs Alexis' chair and wheels her into the house.

^Confessional - Jessica

So we find Alexis in the driveway... in a wheelchair.. while the house is locked with Troy alone inside. Did he really not let her in? How could he be so low?

"What happened to you?" asks Tammy. Alexis looks at Tammy. "You must be Tammy?" she nods."Well, this dumbass aint let me in the house, for whaevah reason" "I came back here to change my ways and this bastard does this!" Alexis continues, now on the verge of tears.

The entire cast goes to Troy's room. Tammy and Jessica are especially angry

^Confessional - Tammy

He has no respect for anyone, I don't know WHAT he's doing here. And I'm going to let him know, he's not welcomed here.

The room mates open Troy's door. Standing in his room glaring at him.

"Um, I'm trying to sleep?" says Troy sarcastically.

"Get up." snaps Tammy. "no." he says back" GET THE FUCK UP BITCH" screams Tammy. Sid Picks up Troy from the bed. The girls begin to trash Troy's stuff.

"YOU GHETTO ASS BITCHES" screams Troy. "YOU HAVE DISRESPECTED EVERYONE UP IN HERE, YOU'RE SLEEPING OUT SIDE, YOU'RE SLEEPING OUTSIDE" screams Tammy.

The room mates throw Troy outside and lock the door.

^Confessional - Troy

This is unbelievable. Just because I don't let an illegal immigrant into my home?

The house finally calms down, and they all retire to their bedrooms.


Jeana, Jessica and Tammy all go into their bed room together.

^Confessional - Jeana

Oh goody, this is going to be so much fun! -shakes boobs-

^Confessional - Tammy

This is wild.

^Confessional - Jessica

At this point I really am drunk, and I'm over Troy completely. there's no attraction there, in fact, I'm disgusted with him. Girls just wanna have fun.

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EPISODE SIX

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Jessica wakes up laying on the diving board. Shes not sure what happened last night.

Jessica confessional - My asshole is really sore, and my coochie hurts.hehe.

Tammy walks down to the living room smoking a cigarette, and joins everyone else eating breakfast.

Sid walks up, and puts her arm around Tammy. This makes Tammy pretty uncomfortable. She says she has to go to the bathroom, and walks away because she wants Sid to get off of her.

Princess walks out of Gunners room, wearing nothing but a big T shirt. Tammy notices this, and starts getting very curious.

Tammy Confessional - what the fuck?!

Gunner then walks out, wearing no shirt, and his boxers

Gunner confessional *puts thumb up* yeah buddy

Princess confessional - He's a whore, but i needed to get some. IT's been tooo long.

Tammy walks back to the kitchen, very confused and upset.

Alexis said she wants to make some special food for their thanksgiving dinner coming up. She said she needs to go to the store, and if anybody wants to go with her, they can.

Nobody really wants to, because they are hungover. Troy says "i will" . She DESPISES TROY, but he tells her

"I need to talk things out".

Alexis agrees, and they get in the car to go to the supermarket

Alexis Confessional - hes cute, why does he have to be such an ASSHOLE?

"I'm so sorry" Troy says. "I know i was an ass, truth is youre a cutie and i should have treated you better".

"I just want to put that all behind us" Alexis said.

Finishing up at the supermarket , they get in the car to go on their way home. On the way, Troy says

" Has anyone told you youre beautiful?" hoping she will take the bait.

"awwhh, thanks. She says. "you know, i can be dirty too"

" I dont see that happening " he says, tempting her.
"Watch this" alexis said, and starts sucking troys dick.

Confessional Troy - that was the best head ive ever received
Confessional Alexis- Yummy, but i dont want anyone knowing about this

Troy is about to text Josh to tell him what happened. Although Josh is a pothead, hes a cool guy and very trustworthy

"Dude, Alexis just sucked my cock" the text reads.

Troy looks down at his phone to make sure it sent, and he realizes he didnt text josh.

Instead of josh, he accidently texted JESSICA.

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Jessica reads the text, and immediately tells EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE HOUSE.

[Prince Eric]

Jessica tells everyone in the house but no one seems to care and everyone shrugs it off. "Who is Troy???" Princess said sarcastically.

Troy and Alexis were on there way back home and Troy asked Alexis "Your Caucasian right?" Alexis laughed out "HAHA!" "Naw I am a boricua from the Bronx" Troy then got completely angry and pissed. Alexis noticed and was like "what is wrong dude?" Troy snapped back "Don't talk to me BITCH" Alexis replied "I ain't nobodies bitch!".

The car then pulled back into the houses drive way and Troy stomped out and did not even open the door or help Alexis out of the car.

Troy Confessional: I am so upset! I am so upset! My dad is in the KKK seriously. He does not approve of me having sexual relations with women from other races than my own and I am so scared for what will happen when my dad finds out what I did.

Troy gets on the phone and calls his mom.

Troy's Mother: What's going on honey bun?
Troy: No mom today is not the day. *In a sad voice*
Troy's Mother: What happened sweetheart?
Troy: Mom I messed up and dad is going to kill me!
Troy's Mother: Oh troy baby what did you do now?
Troy: Mom I had oral sex with a nonwhite woman ma I am sorry!
Troy's Mother: Troy Clayton Walter the third.! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!
Troy: *Is crying and breaking down into tears * I am sooo sorry ma! I am sorry.
Troy's Mother: I expected better from you TROY! I am at a lost for words and your father will not be too happy about this.

Troy gets off the phone with his mom and kicks over a lamp.

Troy Confessional: I need to wash my dick off with mouthwash! I can not believe I did this! What was I thinking? I have no chances of following my fathers footsteps now.

Troy then looked down at some of his brochures



Troy then throws the brochures down and just facepalms.

"I am going to leave yall! It was nice knowing you all but I really am leaving this time and there is no stopping me!" Troy said to all the cast mates. "No One was going to stop you anyway you dumb racist!" Jessica replied. Troy looked at Jessica and a tear fell down his face.Troy then exited and left the house.

Everyone waited until they saw his taxi pull of and then.........



Everyone began to clap and yelled "GO ALEXIS GO ALEXIS GO ALEXIS!" since Alexis is the one who sucked him off causing him to leave the house. Everyone kept chanting "GO LEXY! GO LEXY GO LEXY!"

And Alexis booty popped

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^Confessional - Alexis

I aint proud about what I did but whateva, Troy be out of the house and I'm mad happy, yo.





-1 week later-


^Confessional - Jeana

So it's been a week since Troy's been gone. And the house has never before been at such peace. Me, Jessica and Tammy have been having so much fun together. On the other hand, I've noticed Princess hasn't been herself lately. So I'm going to go see what's wrong.


-In Jeana and Princess' room-


Princess is doing her make up.

"Um.. Princess?" says Jeana shyly. "Um, what?" says Princess back. "Well lately.I feel like there's been a distance between us, we don't even really talk anymore.. and we used to be ebony and ivory barbie twins." Jeana begins to cry. "Ahahaha, that's cute. But let's not forget, you're best friends with those other bitches now, so who am I to you now? No one." snaps back Princess.

She gets up and leaves the room.


^Confessional - Princess

I'm being hard on Jeana because I want her to realize that I was the real bitch that had her back since day one and now she's doing her own thing.



^Confessional - Jessica

Everyone's going to the bar tonight, and we're all gonna have a great time. I'm going to let the girls know I have a tiny crush on Joshua, and I'm going to see what they think.



^Confessional - Tammy

I'm not sure what my situation with Sid or Gunner is at the moment. I defintely am attracted to both of them. But obviously I can only have one.. But I really just want both. When I talk to Gunner, I feel like he's telling me things just so he can go to bed with me, and Sid.. he's such a nice guy but he's too worried about me.

-At the bar-

^Confessional - Gunner

I'm pretty much over Tammy. Princess is a freak, and she's pretty fun to talk to, so I'll try my luck there.


Gunner and Princess are dancing sensually together. Tammy sees this and her face gets bright red.

^Confessional - Tammy

WHY is Princess dancing with Gunner? I thought she hated him? What the hell is going on. I bet Gunner is just trying to make me jealous. Whatever. He's never going to get with me, I'm going to be with Sid now.

Tammy grabs Sid, and begins grinding on him, meanwhile Jessica sits Jeana down for her opinion on Joshua.

"So, I have a crush on Josh." says Jessica, "oh my godd girl, how bad!?" wonders Jeana. "It's just a little something playful, nothing to big.. you know" she says shyly. "Well go get him!" taunts Jeana. Jessica turns around to see Joshua. Only to see him dancing with Alexis.

^Confessional - Alexis

Joshua and I, we got alot of things in common, you know? He's a crackhead, my daddy's a crack head.

"oh my god.. NO!" says Jessica, tears welling up in her eyes.

"I'll get everyone together now" says Jeana. "GUYS SHOTS!!" shouts Jeana. All of the room mates gather around to take shots. "Cheers!" shouts everyone.

^Confessional - Alexis

We're all taking shots and whatevah, when suddenly I see a drink get thrown at Tammy.

"GO HOME WHORE" shouts some random girl. Immediately, Tammy, Jeana, Alexis and Jessica all attack the girl.

"NO NO no!" shouts Princess trying to break up the fight. everyone gets involved and things get crazy.

Security throws the room mates out of the club, and ban them from coming back.



-The room mates return home-


^Confessional - Princess

These trashed up bitches pop off for all the wrong reasons. -shakes head in disappointment- Am I the only one learning?


The room mates all begin to relax and get ready to go into the hot tub.

Knocks on the door are heard. Princess goes to open the door

She opens it.. and sees it's the police

"Uh oh, excuse me? Can I help you?" she ask.

"Are you Princess?" the cop asks. " Yes, yes, yes I am. " she replys.

"Mam you're going to have to come with us" Princess begins shaking her head. "NO NO no! i aint do nothin" she shrieks. "We've got complaints that you got into a fight at a club downtown, you're being arrested for public disturbance and assualt"

The room mates come to see what's happening.

"I AINT DO NOTHIN, I WAS BREAKIN UP THE FIGHT" screams Princess

The rest of the room mates stare in bewilderment.

"Mam, come with us NOW." "I AINT DO NOTHING." "mam, you will be tasered"

"why is she being arrested...she didn't do anything!" shrieks Jeana

"BECAUSE I'M BLACK, THATS WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK" screams Princess, as she is handcuffed and taken away.