Post by Claybaybay on Apr 15, 2011 15:14:01 GMT -5
The contestants all hung on to their poles, quickly adjusting and fidgeting around.
Confessional - Leigh
I gotta win dis challenge for me n richie boo. oh and domdom
Some hold on with ease, while others already begin to struggle.
"This hurts my fucking dick!" Antonio yells. "Mine too!" says Dominic, and Antonio shutters. The rest of the guys all nod in agreement.
Meanwhile, Karen, Vee, Leigh, Melissa, and Kookie seem to be comfortable.
Antonio begins sliding down a bit, along with Michael and Richie.
"HOLD ON GUYS!" Richie yells, struggling a bit himself.
"This hurts!!" Dominic cries.
"Im too big for this shit!" Dorian exclaims.
Confessional - Deja
I just need to make sure nor my husband or I fall first.
Antonio and Dorian both are within inches of falling off the pole, while all of a sudden Dominic slides all the way down, barely clinging on for dear life.
"Why is this thing swaying so unevenly!?!" Michael asks outloud.
Tiffany is succumbed into the pole, every crevice of her body is suctioned into the pole.
Confessional - Tiffany
At this point, the pole is like stuck under my pits and in my legs
Jackie is holding on with more ease then expected.
Confessional - Jackie
I am not strong, however having such little weight to hold up is coming in handy.
"Babe, I think I'm gonna fall!" Dorian exclaims. "NO BABY!" Deja cries.
Richie then begins struggling. "Shit" he says. "YOU OKAY?!" Dominic asks him. "I can't last up here much longer" Richie says.
"Wow you guys, you have all managed to last 3 minutes so far!" Tyra yells.
"ONLY 3 MINUTES?" they say..
- The screen splits into four sections, showing Antonio, Dominic, Dorian and Richie -
Confessional - Richie
I can't go out this way.. not now
Confessional - Dominic
I need to stick this out, it's times like this I just need my vagina!
Confessional - Dorian
I can't leave my wife here alone!
Confessional - Antonio
I am proving I AM the male HBIC!
"NO BABY!" Vee exclaims.
"Antonio has hit the water, his check will be voided!" Tyra announces.
Some cheers are heard, while other cries are heard.
"OH THANK GOD" says Dorian as he falls down. "Richie, I gotta go!" says Dominic. "Me too, I'm counting on you Leigh!" says Richie, as him and Dominic both fall down.
"Dis hurtz" says Tiffany, as she falls down and all the poles rattle.
"AAHHH!!" everyone screams, and Michael and Deja both fall down.
"I seriously can't do this.." says andrew, sliding down.
Confessional - Andrew
I really wanted to win HBIC, but this is so physically draining...
Andrew splashes down.
"WOO IM THE LAST GUY!" exclaims Silas.
It's down to
Leigh
Karen
Jackie
Kookie
Melissa
Vee
Silas
Confessional - Richie
I am literally about to flip shit. If one of my girls goes down, we're fucked.
"ahhh" moans Jackie as she loses balance. "Hold on baby girl!" says Karen.
"Dude this really hurts" Says Silas, but holding firm.
"AHH" yells Jackie as she falls down.
"HOLD ON KAREN BOO!" screams Tiffany.
"I'm proud to be the last guy standing, but I can't take this much longer!" yells Silas, falling down.
"ONLY 5 of YOU REMAIN!!!" Tyra yells.
The final 5, all girls, look around to see who is left.
Melissa slips, tries to catch herself, but falls down.
"DAMNIT!" she says, floating in the water"
"HOLD ON TO THE POLE GIRLS!!" Silas yells to Vee and Karen. "YOU GOT THIS BABYS!" Richie yells to Kookie and Leigh.
Confessional - Kookie
I thought I had a great grip, but my arms are getting more and more tired.
"EEK!" yells Kookie as she slides all the way to the bottom of the pole, tries to climb back up, but goes all the way down, into the water.
"HOLD ON LEIGH!" Cries Richie, frantic.
"My muscles hurt boo!" yells Leigh.
"Can you hold on?" Vee whispers to Karen. "I dont know" Karen says.
"YOU HAVE PASSED THE 1 HOUR MARK!" yells Tyra.
Confessional - Vee
I can not describe how physically draining this is!
"I can't... It just hurts..." Vee says, falling down.
"THE FINAL 2!" Tyra exclaims.
Leigh and Karen eye eachother down, clinging from the poles.
"YOU HAVE PASSED THE 2 HOUR MARK!" Tyra yells.
Confessional - Antonio
I was gone in about 5 minutes, and these 2 girls have lasted 2 HOURS?!?
"Richie, I have no energy left!" Leigh yells. "YOU HAVE GOT TO HOLD ON BABY!"
Karen and Leigh both begin slipping, and after 2 hours and 37 minutes on the poles...
"KAREN, YOU ARE THE HBIC OF HOUSE!" Tyra exclaims.
"FUCK" Richie says, dropping his head. "YAY!" Silas cheers.
Confessional - Richie
My alliance is fucked, we're doomed, and now I need to find a way out of the bottom 3.
"Antonio, there is something we need to address... I'm sorry sweetie, you are a sexy man, but you were the first to go... and unfortunately, your check is void!" Tyra says. *VOIDS CHECK*
Antonio picks up his check, and embraces Michael and Vee.
"You still have the power to give this ticket to anyone you want, remember they will gain immunity from the bottom 3 before the next DLL challenge" Tyra says
Michael and Vee both look at eachother, then at Antonio. "Choose one of us" Michael says. "Please give it to me, I'm in the bottom more!" Vee says.
"Imma give this to Vee, she always in the bottom dude" Antonio says to Michael.
"alright bro, have a safe trip home dude" Michael says again, hugging Antonio.
Exit Confessional - Antonio
It really sucks to go home. I made it a hell of a lot farther then I expected being a floater, and I made some good friends. I beat those punk ass blonde fags, and had I not had to stay on a STRIPPER POLE, I could have won this whole thing.
Confessional - Leigh
I gotta win dis challenge for me n richie boo. oh and domdom
Some hold on with ease, while others already begin to struggle.
"This hurts my fucking dick!" Antonio yells. "Mine too!" says Dominic, and Antonio shutters. The rest of the guys all nod in agreement.
Meanwhile, Karen, Vee, Leigh, Melissa, and Kookie seem to be comfortable.
Antonio begins sliding down a bit, along with Michael and Richie.
"HOLD ON GUYS!" Richie yells, struggling a bit himself.
"This hurts!!" Dominic cries.
"Im too big for this shit!" Dorian exclaims.
Confessional - Deja
I just need to make sure nor my husband or I fall first.
Antonio and Dorian both are within inches of falling off the pole, while all of a sudden Dominic slides all the way down, barely clinging on for dear life.
"Why is this thing swaying so unevenly!?!" Michael asks outloud.
Tiffany is succumbed into the pole, every crevice of her body is suctioned into the pole.
Confessional - Tiffany
At this point, the pole is like stuck under my pits and in my legs
Jackie is holding on with more ease then expected.
Confessional - Jackie
I am not strong, however having such little weight to hold up is coming in handy.
"Babe, I think I'm gonna fall!" Dorian exclaims. "NO BABY!" Deja cries.
Richie then begins struggling. "Shit" he says. "YOU OKAY?!" Dominic asks him. "I can't last up here much longer" Richie says.
"Wow you guys, you have all managed to last 3 minutes so far!" Tyra yells.
"ONLY 3 MINUTES?" they say..
- The screen splits into four sections, showing Antonio, Dominic, Dorian and Richie -
Confessional - Richie
I can't go out this way.. not now
Confessional - Dominic
I need to stick this out, it's times like this I just need my vagina!
Confessional - Dorian
I can't leave my wife here alone!
Confessional - Antonio
I am proving I AM the male HBIC!
A hard gust of wind comes by, rattles the poles, and SPLASH! Antonio hits the water.
"NO BABY!" Vee exclaims.
"Antonio has hit the water, his check will be voided!" Tyra announces.
Some cheers are heard, while other cries are heard.
"OH THANK GOD" says Dorian as he falls down. "Richie, I gotta go!" says Dominic. "Me too, I'm counting on you Leigh!" says Richie, as him and Dominic both fall down.
"Dis hurtz" says Tiffany, as she falls down and all the poles rattle.
"AAHHH!!" everyone screams, and Michael and Deja both fall down.
"I seriously can't do this.." says andrew, sliding down.
Confessional - Andrew
I really wanted to win HBIC, but this is so physically draining...
Andrew splashes down.
"WOO IM THE LAST GUY!" exclaims Silas.
It's down to
Leigh
Karen
Jackie
Kookie
Melissa
Vee
Silas
Confessional - Richie
I am literally about to flip shit. If one of my girls goes down, we're fucked.
"ahhh" moans Jackie as she loses balance. "Hold on baby girl!" says Karen.
"Dude this really hurts" Says Silas, but holding firm.
"AHH" yells Jackie as she falls down.
"HOLD ON KAREN BOO!" screams Tiffany.
"I'm proud to be the last guy standing, but I can't take this much longer!" yells Silas, falling down.
"ONLY 5 of YOU REMAIN!!!" Tyra yells.
The final 5, all girls, look around to see who is left.
Melissa slips, tries to catch herself, but falls down.
"DAMNIT!" she says, floating in the water"
"HOLD ON TO THE POLE GIRLS!!" Silas yells to Vee and Karen. "YOU GOT THIS BABYS!" Richie yells to Kookie and Leigh.
Confessional - Kookie
I thought I had a great grip, but my arms are getting more and more tired.
"EEK!" yells Kookie as she slides all the way to the bottom of the pole, tries to climb back up, but goes all the way down, into the water.
"HOLD ON LEIGH!" Cries Richie, frantic.
"My muscles hurt boo!" yells Leigh.
"Can you hold on?" Vee whispers to Karen. "I dont know" Karen says.
"YOU HAVE PASSED THE 1 HOUR MARK!" yells Tyra.
Confessional - Vee
I can not describe how physically draining this is!
"I can't... It just hurts..." Vee says, falling down.
"THE FINAL 2!" Tyra exclaims.
Leigh and Karen eye eachother down, clinging from the poles.
"YOU HAVE PASSED THE 2 HOUR MARK!" Tyra yells.
Confessional - Antonio
I was gone in about 5 minutes, and these 2 girls have lasted 2 HOURS?!?
"Richie, I have no energy left!" Leigh yells. "YOU HAVE GOT TO HOLD ON BABY!"
Karen and Leigh both begin slipping, and after 2 hours and 37 minutes on the poles...
Leigh falls, and directly after Karen falls leaving only 1.4 seconds in between.
"KAREN, YOU ARE THE HBIC OF HOUSE!" Tyra exclaims.
"FUCK" Richie says, dropping his head. "YAY!" Silas cheers.
Confessional - Richie
My alliance is fucked, we're doomed, and now I need to find a way out of the bottom 3.
"Antonio, there is something we need to address... I'm sorry sweetie, you are a sexy man, but you were the first to go... and unfortunately, your check is void!" Tyra says. *VOIDS CHECK*
Antonio picks up his check, and embraces Michael and Vee.
"You still have the power to give this ticket to anyone you want, remember they will gain immunity from the bottom 3 before the next DLL challenge" Tyra says
Michael and Vee both look at eachother, then at Antonio. "Choose one of us" Michael says. "Please give it to me, I'm in the bottom more!" Vee says.
"Imma give this to Vee, she always in the bottom dude" Antonio says to Michael.
"alright bro, have a safe trip home dude" Michael says again, hugging Antonio.
Exit Confessional - Antonio
It really sucks to go home. I made it a hell of a lot farther then I expected being a floater, and I made some good friends. I beat those punk ass blonde fags, and had I not had to stay on a STRIPPER POLE, I could have won this whole thing.