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AndrewDominic is about to have a stroke and die. And I'm thinking, GREAT! Does that mean we don't have to have a dead last loser?
An ambulance pulls up for Dominic
Leigh and Tyra go to the ambulance to calm Dominic down. "DONT FUCKING COME NEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!" Dominic screams. "HOW DARE THEY? HOW FUCKING DARE THEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dominic screams even louder. "Honey child calm down! What's wrong?!" asked a concerned Tyra. "RICHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he says through his tears.
Melissa laughs from the sidelines. "How embarrassing! ahahaha".
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LeighDominic is having a mental break down, again... and this couldn't be at a more fucked up time. He needs to get it together NOW. Or my ass and his ass will be straight the fuck outta this competition.
"Domdom.. it's me LEIGH. Please cut it out!" she says SLAPPING him across the face.
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Dominic-crying- I just couldn't take it.. to see my poor papi lindo up in the air like that... HANGING FROM THE BALCONY. It just brought back TERRIBLE memories.
-flashback to Richie hanging from the balcony on Vegas-
"Leigh.. I don't know if I can do this!!" he cries out as his fake eye lashes fall off. "BOSS THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW!" she screams in his face.
"Leigh, calm down!" snaps Tyra. Leigh walks away arms crossed enraged. "Fucking fuck fuck FUCK!!!!!!!!" she screams.
"Dominic, can you continue on with this challenge?" Tyra asks softly. Dominic puts his head down. "I... I... will try.." he says.
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DominicI need to try to win.. if not for myself at least for Leigh.
Dominic gets out of the ambulance looking a damn mess and stands next to the rest of the Real Worlders.
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AndrewDominic comes back after all that drama and now he's going to compete. Only thing running through my mind is "oh fuck, I'm afraid of heights". How can I even do this challenge?
Tyra stands before the cast slightly annoyed with Dominic
"As i was saying before being INTERPRETED. -glares at Dominic- Welcome to the third and final DEAD LAST LOSER CHALLENGE: Throw Richie off the balcony. An infamous moment we may never forget from Real World Vegas was when Ryder lost his mind and almost threw Richie off of a 60 story building. (Dominic begins to cry) Now it is YOUR TURN to successfully walk across a 50 foot beam 60 STORIES in the air. You will have 5 minutes to complete this challenge. If you go over the time of 5 minutes you are disqualified, if you fall you are disqualified. The Real Worlder with the best time will be crowned the FINAL HBIC of the competition and send one of you home tonight." she explains.
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Michael[/b]
The adrenaline in my blood is flowing. I need to win this. This is the moment I've been waiting for... this is my chance..
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DorianI was never too fond of Richie so throwing him off the balcony should be no problem for me. However.. balancing on such a thin beam 60 feet in the air seems a little challenging.
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DominicMy heart is racing... I don't know if I can do this...
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MelissaI'm the baddest bitch, and I'll be the last one standing. I don't give a fuck if these other people are bigger then me. How hard could it be to grab a dummy and throw it over in less then 5 minutes?
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AndrewThis is it.. it's do or die..
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LeighI see now that I gotta stop worrying about Dominic. The only thing coming between me and a check for one million dollars is 5 other people. I'm about my money aint nobody gonna stop me.
"There is one twist I have yet to announce. MELISSA, because you were the previous HBIC, you may decide the order in which everyone goes." announces Tyra.
Confessional - Leigh
This little BITCH
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MelissaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
"The first person up... is Dorian, then Leigh, then Andrew, then Dominic, then Mike and last but not least, ME!<3" she says evily.
Dorian gets suited up and rises up onto the platform.
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DorianI get on top of the platform and my god it's a steep fall. And I gotta dash 50 feet? The only strategy I have would be to simply run
"Dorian are you ready?" asks Tyra from below. "Ready as I'll ever be!" he says back. "GO"! she says with the sound of the alarm.
Dorian takes one step forward and immediately is shot with nerves. He lifts the Richie dummy with ease
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DorianAs soon as I step on the platform I realize, running is not an option.
Dorian begins to baby step across the platform.
"DONT LOOK DOWN BITCH AHAHAHAHHAA" taunts Melissa from below. "FALL FALL FALL FALL!!" cheers Mike along side her.
"Dorian you now have 2 minutes remaining!" announces Tyra. Dorian is now 10 feet away from the edge.
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DorianI'm so close to the edge, and I still have to throw this dummy and run back.. I need to take a risk here with only 2 minutes left.
Dorian tries skip to the edge but with the extra weight of the dummy TRIPS on the beam dropping the dummy before the edge.
Tyra sounds the horn. "I'm sorry Dorian, but you did not complete the challenge."
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DorianI am struck with shame and regret. The only way I can stay in this game would be if someone does worse then me...
"Next up, LEIGH"
Leigh struts up confidently. "Jesus.. be with me" she whispers to herself.
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LeighA black bitch aint ever supposed to be this high up in the air, ya'll better believe I'm nervous.
"Leigh.. are you ready?!" asks Tyra. Leigh gives the thumbs up, and the sound of the horn is blown.
Leigh takes a different approach from Dorian and decides to sit down and slide.
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LeighBitch I'm a stripper, I move best on my ass.
Dragging dummy Richie along, Leigh is already halfway through the beam with 4 minutes left to spare.
"YEAH LEELEE, YOU'RE KILLING IT!!!" cheers Dominic.
"This bitch is doing good.. you better do better!" Melissa snaps at Michael. "Shit.. we need to some how distract her. Show her your pussy she's a lesbian!" suggests Mike.
Melissa tries to gain Leigh's attention by screaming profanities.
"LOOK AT MY PUSSY NIGGER BITCH!!" she screams flashing Leigh.
"bitch I'll handle you later."Leigh whispers to herself as she makes it to the edge.
She stands up, grabs the dummy, and TOSSES IT SUCCESSFULLY. "YAY!" she cheers.
"You have 3 minutes to make it back to the begining Leigh!" announces Tyra. Leigh gets on her but and begins to slide.
She slides.. she slides..
The Real Worlders watch wide eyed.
"THAT'S COMPLETE!" yells Tyra as Leigh makes it back to the platform.
"Oh my god... I did it!" she says. "What's my time!?"
"Sorry can't reveal that yet!~" Tyra says bashfully.
Next up, Andrew.
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AndrewDorian already is disqualified.. I can't do worse then him.. can I? Wait no. I need to win this! I can still go home!
Andrew looks at the beam ahead of him. "Andrew honey.. are you ready?" Andrew takes a deep breath.
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AndrewMy one and only strategy is to copy Leigh! If it worked for her, it'll work for me. At least then I wont have to balance.
"Ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Andrew says with tears in his eyes.
He grabs the dummy, sits on his ass, and begins to slide.... much slower then Leigh.
"Look at his dumb ass.." snarls Leigh.
"You can do it honey<3!" lies Melissa
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MelissaI'm rooting for Andrew because in case he falls I want that golden Tickets, DUH
Andrew slowly slides. "Andrew, you have 1 minute to complete the challenge" announces Tyra.
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AndrewFuck! I still need to throw Richie.
Andrew eventually makes it to the edge. "You have 30 seconds Andrew!" annouces Tyra. He grabs the dummy, and tosses it... SUCCESSFULLY OVER THE EDGE.
"TIME'S UP! Unfortunately, you did not complete the challenge, but lucky for you, you are NOT the dead last loser." says Tyra humbly.
"THATS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!" cheers Andrew in excitement.
Next up, Dominic.
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DominicI can't think, i can't breath... I'm getting nervous again.. I can feel another panic attack coming
Dominic's weave shakes violently as he stares at the beam before him.
"Dominic... are you ready?" asks Tyra. "No... Tyra. not yet!" he says shaking.
"DOM DOM, GET IT TOGETHER GURL!" yells Leigh. Dominic looks down at the ground and instantly vomits.
"EW" yells all the Real Worlders. "Dominic, you must compete NOW or you will be deemed the Dead Last loser..
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DominicI need to make a decision here and now..
"Tyra... I can not do this" says Dominic, FORFEIGHTING the challenge.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" cries Leigh as she falls to the ground in tears.
"Dominic, I am now, stamping your check void, you are the DEAD LAST LOSER" she says SLAMMING his check void.
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Dominic-cries- I know I should have at least tried. But while I was up on that beam I realized who my competition is.. I can't beat any of the final 5 in the final challenge... I got here because of Richie and my alliance.. at least now, I can save Leigh with the golden ticket if she loses.
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LeighDominic.. is a fool. I am now all alone in this game. I'm the only greatness bitch in this mother fucker. Imma ride this shit out.
"Next up, Michael!" announces Tyra.
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MichaelI'll show ya'll how it's really done.
Mike steps onto the platform. "Are you ready?" asks Tyra. Mike gives the thumbs up, and with the sound of the horn, HES OFF.
He grabs The dummy, slings it over his shoulder and JETS.
"This latino mother fucker." snaps Leigh.
Running to the edge with ease THROWING IT SUCCESSFULLY, and jetting back.
The entire cast, including Tyra is left jaw dropped.
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MichaelAre ya'll really surprised? I'm an adrenaline junkie, you seen me bungie jump.
"Well it seems like we have a winner.. but we still have one person left." says Tyra.
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MelissaJust because Mike did amazing.. doesn't mean I wont try!
Melissa gets on the platform.
"Melissa, are you ready?" asks Tyra. "Yes!!" she says
"GO!"
She grabs the dummy, struggling with it's weight slightly.
She begins balancing herself and walking across the beam.
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MelissaI'm kinda doing good, but then I realize.. why am I even bothering?
Melissa throws her dummy mid course, disqualifying herself. "Opps. I dropped it -shrugs-
she's brought down and joins the rest of the cast.
"With the most difficult challenge complete, we now see who shines and who does not. Dominic... You unfortunately did not even attempt to finish, saving Dorian from being the dead last loser.
Andrew, Melissa, Dorian, the 3 of you did not complete the challenge.
Leigh and Mike are the only ones who did, with a 4 minute and 30 second difference... in time... the obvious winner. IS MICHAEL"
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MichaelI'm the HBIC second DLL challenge in a row and I can honestly say yo, I run this bitch.
"Dominic, please say your farewells, and give out the final golden ticket." announces Tyra.
"I'm sorry I fucked up girlie.. but at least your safe.. LEIGH!" calls Dominic.
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LeighOH THANK THE HEAVENS!
"With that said, Michael as the hbic, please proceed into the limo, while the bottom 3: Andrew, Dorian and Melissa, please go into your van, and head to the power outing."