REAL WORLD FANTASY HOUSE ALL STARS 2

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^Confessional - Leigh

Your bitch here is HBIC for a second time, and Imma do werkkk!


Leigh as the HBIC and her victims are sent into separate vans and are taken away.

^Confessional - Dorian

I'm up for elimination, after being exposed for cheating on Deja with Vee. Whether Deja wishes to believe it or not, I'm still in this to win this for my daughter.

The two vans pull up to giant circus tent

Leigh runs out of her van excited. "I loveee the circus!" she cheers smiling. The bottom 3 come following along. Andrew's face turns pale when he sees the circus tent.

^Confessional - Andrew

My worst fear.. has come true... I'm DEATHLY afraid of clowns!

Andrew begins to tremble. "I.. iiii..iii... can't go in there!" he says shaking violently. "What's wrong honey?" says Jackie comfortingly. "I hate clowns!" he says jumping back into the van.

"Bitch ya ass better get in that tent !" demands Leigh. "No! I can't" he says now crying. Dorian walks passed the rest of them with his head up and enters the tent.

^Confessional - Dorian

I'm going to remain confident, cool and collected the entire power outing, while exposing the weaknesses of Jackie and Andrew.

Leigh walks ahead into the tent.

"Andrew, we have to go inside, if you don't it's going to make you look really bad!" begs Jackie. "I can't do it!" he says closing the door of the van.

Jackie walks inside of the circus where the show is going on. She takes a seat next to Dorian and Leigh.

"He didn't come?" asks Leigh to Jackie. "He's really afraid" says Jackie humbly.

"POP CORNS, HOT DOGS, COTTON CANDY OVAH HERE!" yells random clowns selling the goods.

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Leigh claps her hands and cheers for the show "BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, MAGNIFICENT!", as the crew exits and leaves the 3 for their power outing.

^Confessional - Leigh

That circus show was off the chain but now it's time to get down to business!


"Should I go get Andrew before we start?" asks Jackie. "NO" snaps Leigh. "He didn't wanna see the show, so why the hell should he have a chance to speak his piece!" snaps Leigh.

"I completely agree with you" says Dorian kissing ass. "But if I may can I begin to speak my case?" asks Dorian. "Mhm"

"Well I'd just like to first of all point out that I am a strong contender, and having me on your side I can help you win this. You need to keep strong people in your alliance to protect you" he explains.

"Why would she keep someone she can lose too?!" snaps Jackie. "I'm weak and skinny, and you definitely can beat me, so keep me!" she says smiling brightly. "Do you hear her argument? Why would someone who knows they can not win, someone who knows they can not compete on par with the level of the other contestants have any right to stay?" asks Dorian


^Confessional - Leigh

Dorian is raising a VERY good point right now. Jackie and Andrew are obvious floaters in this game... and floaters always make it to the end, so fuck that shit!


"I have the right to stay because even though I'm weak I have faith in myself and believe I can win this competition!" says Jackie brightly. "So now you contradict yourself! Which is it? Are you strong enough to stay or weak enough to go!" yells Dorian slamming his fist on the table.


^Confessional - Dorian

I may not be the best husband, but I am a damn good lawyer! And Jackie is just getting destroyed.


"I... I'm -looks around in a panic- I... I can offer you two votes Leigh!" says Jackie nervously. "Which is the next reason why she should go. Jackie is the one who eliminated Richie, we targeted her just as much as we targeted Tiffany and Karen when we worked together Leigh, Jackie is a 2 person vote, her AND Andrew. Although I may be physically more powerful then Jackie and Andrew, I am politically the weakest in this house. They have 2 votes, and that's 2 votes that could change the outcome of things" he explains.

Jackie says nothing and begins to cry. "Well damn, you put up a good argument!" says Leigh surprised.

Maria strolls up and hands Leigh a letter. "Thanks boo!" she says. "Dear HBIC, please select one of the bottom 3 for a little more one on one time" she reads.

"You two can go, I'm going to speak with Andrew" she says stepping outside and walking to the car.

She peeks inside the van and sees Andrew has calmed down.

"I picked you for some quick alone time, so why should you stay over the other two?" asks Leigh

^Confessional - Andrew

I got picked for the 15 minutes and I don't even know what to say or do because I didn't hear Dorian or Jackie talk... I'm just going to do what I do best, convince her I'm weak!


"I'm not as strong as Dorian and with the final race he's definitely someone who can beat you and I'm just not as strong.. you know?" he asks.

"SAVE IT" snaps Leigh agitated. "What'd I do wrong?!" he asks, as she exits the van.

^Confessional - Leigh

What is up with this mentality of "oh I'm weak let me stay", that shit is dumb as fuck, i aint with it. I still don't know what imma do for this elimination though...

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Everyone the arrived back at the house...

Dorian went straight up to Deja's room and found her laughing and talking with Dominic,Kookie,and Melissa and drinking champagne

"Babe... Got a sec?" said Dorian humbly.

"Why? Why Dorian! I have no words for you right now..." said Deja.

"Baby please... Just give me 3 minutes..." said Dorian.

"I'll be right back y'all..." said Deja to the crew as she excused herself.


"Dorian... What the hell do you want? I told you I wanted a divorce! It's over!" snapped Deja.

"Nah... I ain't allowing that! Oprah Michelle isn't gonna grow up in a broken home! She needs her mom and dad there in her life!" said Dorian.

"Dorian... Your dick is dirty! You stuck it in that hoes pussy! It makes me wanna puke! Why should I take you back, when you betrayed my trust?" asked Deja.

"I won't do it again. I admit... I made a mistake... I'm only a man baby" pleaded Dorian.

"Let me think about it" said Deja as she looked at the clock...

"Your three minutes is up and I think eliminations are ready" said Deja again.

"Baby... If I go home tonight, I will still love you! My heart belongs to you. Vee is just a whore who knows how to play with my hormones... Our love is beyond this competition." said Dorian.

Deja looked at Dorian in the eyes.. and finally parted hands with him.

"Give me time to think about it... Okay?" said Deja.

"Okay baby." said Dorian as he leaned in for a kiss, but caught Deja's hand instead.

"Nah... The kitchen ain't open for business just yet.." said Deja as she switched her hips away...

Vee watched from a distance in disgust.

Confessional Vee: It ain't over yet!

On the other hand...

"Why the hell did she get mad at me Jacqueline!" snapped Andrew.

"Idk... What did you tell her?" asked Jackie.

"All I said was that she should keep me because I am weak!" said Andrew.

"Oh she heard it all before! I tried that excuse, but Dorian shut me down with some pretty strong points, that were difficult to fight!" explained Jackie.

"Well damn! I wish I would have known! I would have brought up another point!" snapped Andrew.

"Well your the one who didn't come! Mr. Deathly Afraid of Clowns!" said Jackie.

"Ugh... I gotta plead my case! AGAIN!" said Andrew as he ran around like a chicken with his head cut off.

"ELIMINATION TIME!!!" yelled Tyra.


"Woops! Too late..." said Jackie.

Leigh then took her place center stage...

Jackie,Dorian,and Andrew took there spots in front of her.

Everyone else sat on the sidelines and with popcorn.

"Make your choice!" said Tyra...

"Okay so uhhh... I made my decision!" said Leigh.

Dorian looked over at Deja and blew her a kiss.

Andrew sweated profusely

Jackie scratched herself in nervousness.

"K... Um... This first check is gonna go to..." said Leigh.

*SIGHS AND GASPS ARE HEARD...*

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"Dorian!" said Leigh.

Dorian walked up fist pumping away...

"Thanks Leigh!" said Dorian.

"No problem dude! You stepped up to the plate and made some great points! You was bossed up yo!" said Leigh giving him pound.

Dorian walked over and joined his wife.

"Ima prove myself babe" said Dorian whispering in Deja's ear...

Vee rolled her eyes.

"Now I gotta handle these fucking floaters!" snapped Leigh.

"We got one weak ass nigga... Who gone go all the way to the end if he stay! Then we got a weak ass bitch! Who voided my dog Richie!" said Leigh.

"Leigh can I... Say something please..." said Jackie timidly as she raised her hand.

"YOU CAN NOT TALK TO ME!" snapped Leigh.

"Bitch! Ima avenge Richie! You voided his check! I take pride in voiding yours hoe! THIS IS FOR YOU RICHIE!" yelled Leigh as she looked in the camera and voided Jackie's check.

Leigh then ran over to the camera and held the check to the camera...

"THIS IS FOR YOU RICHIE!" she yelled with pride.

"WOOHOO!!!!" yelled Dominic and Kookie.

Team Greatness then got up and jumped up and down with joy and clapped.

Jackie hugged Andrew and walked away as Team Greatness applauded and laughed in her face...

"Don't let the door hit you on your way out BITCH!" snapped Dominic.

Jackie then walked out with a middle finger meant for Dominic.

Exit Confessional Jackie: I thought I could fly under the radar and last till the end as a floater, but I was put in the forefront after voiding Richie's check, and I couldn't escape it... I'm calling Josh and Noelle.

RING... RING... RING... Hello Josh?.... Yeah I just got voided!...


ON THE OTHER HAND

"Vee is the next target..." said Deja.

"I agree! The bitch needs to go! She is working with Silas and he was also apart of voiding Richie. " said Dominic.

"The skank has got to go!" said Melissa.

"HEY! I'll help you..." said Mike walking into the room.

"Really?" said Leigh shocked.

"All righty then! Welcome to our side... For now" said Dominic.

"Dorian hun... I know we are here for our child... So... This is your test! You help us get this bitch Vee out, and then you can have me again! That's how you gotta make it up to me!" said Deja.

"Yes babe!" said Dorian.

Melissa,Deja,Leigh,Dominic,Mike,Kookie,and Dorian all put their hands in a circle and yelled "DEAL!!!"

Then they toasted champagne...

Vee listened from the other part of the room with tears rolling down her face...

She then ran into the room...

"YOU ASS WIPES REALLY WANNA FUCK WITH A BITCH LIKE ME!!!!!!?" snapped Vee going psycho!

Everyone jumped up alarmed...

"What the fuck?" snapped Leigh.

"FUCK YOU!!!" snapped Vee with a red face and veins popping out of her neck as she grabbed Melissa and Deja's hair with one hand, and grabbed Leigh's half hair with the other, and tugged as hard as she could... "BITCH!!!" yelled Leigh as she punched Vee in the head repeatedly... Deja and Melissa then began wanging Vee... "WHORES!!!" yelled Vee as she took on the three girls and swung from left to right not caring who she hit! Deja got a punch in the eye and so did Melissa. "BITCH!!!" yelled Deja as she began punching Vee with no mercy with her hand with her wedding ring on it! Weave parts were getting tore out everywhere... Dominic then joined in and began kicking Vee in the head... Vee was holding her own for a goo amount of time, but with 4 against one, she ultimately began losing the battle... She was getting punched by Melissa,Deja,and Leigh, and getting kicked by Dominic...

Confessional Vee: *with two black eyes a fat lip, running mascara,and nappy wild hair* These bitches wanna fuck with me? I can take all you bitches at once! *stumbles and collapses*

Kookie,Mike,and Dorian try to break the fight up but all the girls plus Dominic wouldn't give up on hitting and kicking Vee.

"THERE IS BLOOD!!! THERE IS BLOOD!" yells a voice as the camera fades out and the show ends...


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EPISODE TWELVE

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6:25 am...

"REAL WORLDERS, WAKE UP AND PLEASE PROCEED TO THE MAIN HALL" announces Tyra as loud as possible. As all of the real Worlders are startled awake.

"What the hell?!" says Silas as he falls off his bed.

^Confessional - Andrew

It's so early.. why is Tyra waking us up?

Vee wakes up battered and bruised and heads out to the main hall before the rest of the room mates.

Tyra is startled by Vee's disheveled appearance.

"Honey child, what happened?!" asks Tyra with concern. "Those bitches attacked me!" snaps Vee. "Who?" she asks with concern. "UMM EVERYONE" she says with attitude. "Who's everyone honey?"

"Deja, Dominic, Leigh, and Melissa!" she says angrily. "I will speak to them when they come out here" she says sternly.

^Confessional - Vee

Why do I keep getting jumped? Fuck these jealous bitches, they're just mad I run this house.

Deja wakes up, and immediately pours herself a glass of champagne.

^Confessional - Deja

I know it may look like I have a drinking problem, but I THROUGHLY enjoy my champagne, keep beer away from me though!


"Wake up bitches!" she says to the rest of her roomies. "Way ahead of you hoe!" jokes Melissa, "I think we have a challenge" she warns Deja. "So do good!" says Deja, Melissa slaps Deja's ass and heads to the main hall.

^Confessional - Melissa

I've been kinda quiet to keep the attention off me, and it's been working! Being "friends" with Deja has had it's major advantages... like.. being safe!

All of the room mates are now gathered in the main hall, while Tyra does not look pleased.

^Confessional - Dorian

Tyra calls us into the main hall, and she looks ready to erupt. I wonder whats wrong?

"Welcome Real Worlders, before we continue, I'd like to say something." she says humbly.

"Leigh, Deja... I am DISGUSTED. In the both of you!" she yells. "You both as strong black women have conducted yourselves as a STEREOTYPE. Throughout this entire competition you have been LOUD, ANGRY, and VIOLENT."

Deja and Leigh are left jaw dropped, as is the rest of the cast.

"Look at Vee, LOOK AT THIS POOR GIRL! How DARE YOU DO THIS TO HER? HOW DARE YOU!!" she screams pointing to Vee

Vee begins to fake cry for dramatic effect.

"I EXPECT BETTER FROM THE BOTH OF YOU. So do better, be the better person!" she concludes.

Deja and Leigh say nothing.

^Confessional - Melissa

Wait.. if Tyra is telling Deja and Leigh to do better , does that mean she expects this behavior out of me? What a stupid cunt!

^Confessional - Deja

Tyra is yelling at me, but she needs to understand this is a GAME honey. And it's a mental one. If I can get someone to crack by acting ghetto, then so be it!

^Confessional - Leigh

Tyra this aint charm school, so shut ya mouth and keep hostin the damn show.



"Anyway, today is the second Dead Last Loser challenge, step into the vans behind me, where they will take you to the site of your challenge."

The real worlders run passed Tyra and get into the vans, and take off.

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The cast arrive at a frat house..."Uhhh why are we at a frat house" asked Mike...

They then entered a filthy garage...

"OKAY GUYS! We are in the garage of the Alpha Zeta Omega fraternity house! These boys are from Johannesburg South Africa! Which is THE WHITE part of Africa... In case you didn't know yet... This is a drinking challenge.



"Ew... This is low class! I drink champagne! Not beer!" snapped Deja.

"Get your drinking pipes and guts ready! This is a game of who can drink the most... Who ever collapses and/or throws up is OUT! The first person to do this is our dead last loser and will be automatically eliminated! NOT TO WORRY THOUGH! That person can still give out the powerful Golden Ticket, that saved Vee last week... The last person standing will be the HBIC and will begin the call out... Is that clear?" said Tyra.


"CLEAR!!!" said the cast...

Confessional Vee: True party girl over here! I got this shit!

"I will tell you all to pick up a can and you each will grab one, and then chug it down! Everyone must down it and swallow every drop, in order for everyone else to move on to the next can... Got it?" said Tyra...

"GOT IT!!!" said the cast...

"Everyone grab your first can!!!" said Tyra...

Everyone grabbed one...

Andrew's hand began to tremble...

Confessional Andrew: My body frame is very small and I don't drink...

"ONE TWO THREE! DOWN YOUR FIRST CAN!" said Tyra...

Everyone did, but Andrew still had a mouth full to go...

"SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT!" chanted Mike.

Andrew finally proceeded to swallow successfully.

Confessional Mike: Andrew is already shaking and trembling after the fucking first can! He is a weak sauce and definitely is going to be the dead last loser!

"SECOND CAN!!! GO!!!" yelled Tyra...

Everyone downed the second can...

Kookie began to hold her tummy.

"My stomach is hurting already..." said Kookie.

"Hang in there baby!" said Dominic rubbing Kookie's back.

"THIRD CAN GO!!" yelled Tyra.

everyone proceeded to down there third...

"This is NOTHING!" said Melissa with confidence.

"You good baby?" Dorian asked Deja.

"Yeah I am just pretending it is champagne..." said Deja.

"FOURTH CAN!!!!!" yelled Tyra...

" I can't..." said Andrew signalling that he was about to barf

"5TH CAN!!!" yelled Tyra and then...



Kookie began to barf all over the garage...

"EWWWW!!!!!!!" yelled Vee.

"GROSS!!!!" yelled Silas.

Andrew took a look at Kookie's vomit and then began to barf himself



"OH!!! LOOKS LIKE KOOKIE IS THE DEAD LAST LOSER AND ANDREW IS OUT!" cheered Tyra who was a little tipsy herself...



Kookie sat in the corner and began to cry her eyes out...

Dominic then purposely spit out his beer and ran over to Kookie...

"DOMINIC IS OUT!!!" yelled Tyra.

"DOM! DOM! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?" snapped Leigh who was pissed because Dominic gave up so easily...

Dominic ran over to wipe Kookie's tears away.

"BOOOHOOO!!!!" cried Kookie.

"It's okay Kookie! You came this far honey! You should be proud!" said Dominic as he embraced her...

Meanwhile

Vee,Melissa,Mike,Deja,Dorian,Leigh and Silas were all on their 32nd can of beer...

"THIS GROUP SEEMS PRETTY ROCK SOLID!!! LET'S BRING IN SOME FRAT GUYS TO REALLY TURN UP THE HEAT!!" yelled Tyra getting a little wild and crazy...



25 drunken frat brothers then entered the garage and began puking,pissing,and chanting "CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!"



"EWW THIS IS FUCKING INSANE AND GROSS! I'M TOO MUCH OF A GENTLEMAN FOR THIS! I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT!" yelled Dorian as he puked at the horrific site of immature frat brothers...

"DORIAN IS DONE!!!" yelled Tyra.

Some of the frat boys began to get naked...



Melissa and Vee then spit out their drinks

"FUCKING HOT!!!" they both yelled.

" MELISSA AND VEE ARE OUT!!!" YELLED Tyra.

"DAMITT!!!" yelled Melissa and Vee...

"Well... Can we still suck your cocks?" they asked as they ran over to them drunk and stumbling...

Silas then looked over at the hot frat boys and he spit out his drink too



"GOD DAMN! THEY HAVE HUGE DICKS!!!" yelled Silas.

"SILAS IS DONE!!!" yelled Tyra.

Confessional Leigh: Thank God I am a lesbian!

That leaves... Deja,Leigh,and Mike

They were on their 60th can...

Deja looked at around at the frat boys going crazy...




"Stupid white boys..." she mumbled to herself...

She then looked over at drunken Vee making out with drunken Dorian

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!" yelled Deja as she passed out.



"THIS LEAVES LEIGH VS MIKE!!!" yelled Tyra.


Leigh and Mike were on there 93rd can...

"IMA WIN THIS SHIT BITCH!!!!" yelled Mike who was extremely drunk... he began to blend in with the other frat guys.

"PLEEASSEE MODDA FUCKA!!! IMA FUCKIN STRIPPA!!! I DRINK AT DA JOB ALLLLLL DAYYY" said drunken Leigh.

"YOU ARE ON YOUR 100TH CAN!!!" yelled Tyra...

The garage was filled with puke... pee, and an orgy going on...

Kookie began crying more and more and more and then she took one good sniff of the garage.. and let out another puke



Andrew then puked again! and so did Dominic,Silas,and Vee



A frat boy then peed



Confessional Leigh: From what I remember of that night... It was the grossest time of my life! The garage is flooded with bodily fluids!

"150TH CAN!!!" yelled Tyra.

"OKAY!!! I'M DONE... I'M DONE!!! I CAN'T!!!" yelled Leigh as she... PASSED OUT...



"MIKE IS OUR WINNER!!!" yelled Tyra...

"IMA WHAT???" said drunken Mike.

"YOU ARE THE WIENER!!! I MEAN... WINNER!!!" yelled tipsy Tyra.

"IMA WHAT!!!" yelled Mike as he continued drinking...

"YOU CAN STOP NOW MIKE!" yelled Tyra.

Mike was completely lost and forgot all about the challenge, he continued drinking like it was a party...

Mike then took in a big breath and...



EXPLODED!!!

The producers begin to think that this challenge wasn't such a great idea...

They looked around at what was left at the place...



Confessional Producers: Never will we ever do this kind of challenge... AGAIN...

The garage smelled awful....

12 hours later


Everyone woke up with the worst hangovers ever!!!

Deja woke up and forgot everything she saw...

Dorian woke up and forgot everything he did...

Mike woke up without a clue that he won...

Kookie woke up without a clue that she lost...

Everyone's memory was blacked out...




A bunch of smiling maids greeted them as they cleaned the garage... It was filthy, but the maids made it as good as new..

"It smells so good in here!" said Dominic smelling the air freshener...


"Boy... If you only remembered how it smelled last night!" said a maid.

Tyra then walked up the the garage, returning from her 5 star hotel, instead of passing out on the filthy garage floor, with the real worlders, her high maintenance ass went to her hotel room to recover.

"HI GUYS" said Tyra stoically...

"I have the worst hangover yet..." said Tyra looking awful



"None of you may remember last night... but it was a challenge, and Mike won it... He is the HBIC...and the dead last loser was..." said Tyra.

*Everyone gulped in nervousness because they thought it could be them*

"Kookie!" said Tyra.

"WHAT!!!!!!!?" yelled Kookie.

"Thank God!" said Melissa holding her heart...

Kookie began crying her eyes out...

"Kookie please give out the golden ticket and exit" said Tyra.

"I can't believe I am eliminated and I don't even remember why... What ever! I am going to give the ticket to Dom Dom!" said Kookie.

"Thanks Kookie!" said Dominic as he hugged her tightly...

Kookie then exited with her head held low...


"Anyways! Mike start the call out!" said Tyra.

"Um... Okay..." said Mike.

Confessional Mike: I'm not going to pick Silas, because he is just gonna pick Vee, and we all came to the agreement that Vee is next!

"MELISSA!" yelled Mike.

Melissa smirked at Vee and switched her hips up to Mike and gave him a giant kiss.

"I AM GOING TO RETURN THE FAVOR... and pick.... DEJA!" said Melissa.

Deja then looked at Dorian...

Dorian smiled at her.

Deja's mind then played back the vague memory of him making out with Vee on the garage floor.

"WAIT... You cheated on me... AGAIN!!! I remember now!" snapped Deja.

"WTF!!?" yelled Dorian.

"I pick Leigh!" yelled Deja.

"I pick Dominic" yelled Leigh.

The bottom 4 was... Dorian,Silas,Andrew,and Vee...

"Um... I ain't picking Silas cuz he was involved with getting out my baby Richie, I ain't picking Vee because we all hate yo ass, and I ain't picking Andrew cuz he chose Jackie's side over mine when we fought!" said Dominic...

"So I pick Dorian because he is the lesser of three evils" said Dominic.

Dorian strolled up and got his check...

"THAT MEANS THE BOTTOM 3 IS, ANDREW,SILAS,AND VEE, WITH MIKE AS THE PAY MASTER!!!" yelled Tyra

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The HBIC and the bottom 3 arrive at their power outing.

and find themselves on a giant bridge

^Confessional - Michael

I'm still mad drunk as fuck right now. I aint got a clue how I won HBIC but whatever, Imma run wit it.


"Woah what are we doing?" says Andrew terrified. Silas and Vee get out of the van and are shocked.

"Woahh, are we going bungee jumping?" asks Silas. "Why YES, yes you are!" says an instructor popping out of nowhere.

"Jumbo! I am Malik and I will be your instructor." he says brightly.

^Confessional - Andrew

What is with these dangerous power outings!? I am NOT bungee jumping besides, I'm afraid of heights!


"Awesome!" cheers Michael. Silas, Vee and Andrew on the other hand are not as thrilled.. "Please get into your gear, strap up, and let the fun begin!" says Malik enthusiastically.

^Confessional - Vee

I need to impress Mike, because everyone wants me gone! There's no way I'm gonna back out.. even though I'm terrified of heights.

^Confessional - Silas

I'm really nervous, this is the first time I'm up for eliminations.. but I've been loyal to Mike, so I should be safe right?


Mike, Vee and Silas are handed their gear and begin strapping it on. "Andrew bro, why aint you putting that on?" asks Mike.
"Mike.. I'm sorry I can't do this! I'm terrified of heights!" squeals Andrew

Mike begins to laugh. "Ahahah you really are the weakest fucker in this house huh?" he asks. Andrew nods. "Yes, yes exactly!" he confirms.

^Confessional - Silas

Andrew is always playing victim, I can't stand that shit! I'm shutting him down at this power outing.


"Whatever you don't gotta do it" says Mike rolling his eyes. Silas gives Andrew a death glare.

"Well are you 3 ready?" Malik asks. "Yes!" says Mike excited. "Sure..." says Vee. "I'm ready.." says Silas slightly nervous. "Who'd like to go first?" asks Malik. "Me yoo." says Mike as he steps on the edge.

"Ready? Go!" says Malik, as Mike JUMPS off the bridge

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"he screams as he almost hits the water and bounces up and down.

^Confessional - Michael

That was the craziest adrenaline rush in my life.. I aint never felt so alive before

Mike is pulled up and is wired from the experience. "Dude that was awesome."

Next up Silas

Then Vee

All of the real worlders have a great time. "Thank you for enjoying the experience" says Malik.

"We have a dinner table, and a picnic set up for you right over here" says Malik guiding them.

Michael takes a seat as does the bottom 3.

^Confessional - Silas

The bungee jumping was fun... but I'm more nervous about being sent home right now..

"Aiight lets get down to this shit, why do ya'l think your in the bottom?" he asks. "I just have no friends.. and yeah.." says Andrew with no confidence. "All the girls are jealous of me, and YOU'RE just going with them because you saw me fuck Dorian, like really? I don't care if you fuck Melissa" lies Vee. "I'm here just because you didn't pick me" says Silas. "Can I ask why?" asks Silas.

^Confessional - Michael

Silas is questioning ME? Bro, I'm the HBIC, sit ya ass down.


"Because I made a deal with Deja for Vee to be in the bottom, and you'd pick her if you were called" explains Silas. "Why are you listening to Deja, who is she to you?" asks Silas. "She's taken on the new role of Richie, she joined us to get him out, and now has taken control of Dominic and Leigh!" explains Silas.

"We as the bottom 3, shouldn't be here!" explains Silas. "The bottom shoulda been Dominic, Deja and Dorian." he continues.

^Confessional - Michael

Silas is makin a good point. Deja reminds me of Noelle now that I think of it, and that bitch is sloppy.

"I think Andrew should go home!" snaps Vee. "What? Why me? I'm weak.." he says sadly. "SHUT UP BITCH" snaps Vee throwing her drink on him.

"If you keep Vee, Deja will target you!" says Andrew sharply. "I think you need to keep me and Vee" says Silas. "Andrew is weak, unreliable, and overall useless!" explains Silas. "How about this, I'll turn on my HBIC, and go in on Dorian. We can break him bro, if Deja can do it to Karen, we can do it to Dorian too!" says Silas.

"If we can get Melissa on our side, we can turn this whole game around, you, me, Vee, and Melissa, we'll take the lead and knock out ex team greatness!" says Silas.

^Confessional - Silas

I'm giving this all I got right now...

Maria strolls up to Mike and hands him a letter.

"15 minutes, with one of ya'll. Imma pick Andrew." he says. Silas and Vee leave bugged eyed.

^Confessional - Andrew

Mike picked me for his 15 minutes, and I need to get as many points across as possible!


"Right now it looks like you can't offer me anything, so why keep you?" asks Mike. "Silas is the biggest guy next to Dorian, sorry to burst your ego, but that GAY GUY might beat you if it comes down to it!" says Andrew. "And uhh.. everything he said about how he can help you take the game over, I can do too! I'll vote every single time exactly how you want me to" Andrew says begging.

"Aiight.. we're out of time."

^Confessional - Michael

This elimination is gonna be mad tough.. I can see reasons for getting rid of any of em.. I gotta do whats best for ME.

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Mike and the victims arrived back at the mansion...

"So babe... what are you going to do?" Melissa asked Mike.

"I don't know... Silas and Vee want an alliance with me and you" said Mike.


"Ahahaha does he really think I will work with that bitch? I will work with you and him, but not her!" snapped Melissa.

"Hmmm..." Mike thought.

On the other hand

Deja was sipping champagne...

"I thought I already proved my love to you! What the hell else must I do!?" pleaded Dorian.

"IT'S OVER DORIAN! I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!!!" yelled Deja as she threw her champagne in his face...

The whole house watched and gasped...

"YOU CAN HAVE THAT BITCH! HAVE HER!!!" yelled Deja in tears...

Vee then walked in the room and hugged Dorian.

"YES HAVE THAT WHITE BITCH! I CAN BE A SINGLE MOTHER ON MY OWN!!!!!!" yelled Deja.

"FINE! Deja... I want a divorce then" said Dorian.

"Fine!" said Deja wiping her tears away...

"I love you baby..." said Vee as she kissed Dorian.

"I love you too Vee" said Dorian kissing her back

Confessional Dorian: I have denied my feelings for far too long! I love Deja for giving me my child, but other than that... There are no more feelings! Vee is my type of girl!

Deja cried and cried and cried..

Dominic and Leigh came to her side and began to rub her back and comfort her.

"Forget that nigga girl!" said Leigh

"Yeah he ain't worth it mama! We gotcha back!" said Dominic

"Grab my hand Dorian! Now that you are with me! Let's proposition Mike a new alliance!" said Vee.

"Okay cool!" said Dorian.

"HEY MIKE!!! SILAS!!!" yelled Vee.

"Yes!!!!" yelled Mike and Silas as they joined Vee and Dorian.

"Forget Melissa! We can have Dorian on our side! He is through with that hoe Deja! Together we can turn on Deja,Dominic,and Leigh and be the final 4!!!" said Vee.

"So get rid of Andrew... K?" said Silas.

" I see..." said Mike...

"ELIMINATIONS!!!!" yelled Tyra...

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^Confessional - Deja

I knew in the bottom of my heart that this experience would be the ultimate test of my relationship with Dorian. He's betrayed me once again, and we're THROUGH!

Tyra takes center stage. "Welcome to the 12th elimination ceremony. We've had a rough time this episode! With the Dead Last Loser Challenge, we bid farewell to Kookie, and say hello to a new HBIC, Michael." she says humbly.

"Michael, tell us about your power outing with the 3 people before you" says Tyra.

^Confessional - Michael

I'm still mad confused about what I'm gonna do tonight. I got people pulling me in all different kinds of directions..

"They all gave me some good points Tyra. They all are offering to work with me, but at this point in the game... that aint enough. I got to consider who I want to take with me to the finals... and I think I got it figured out" says Mike.

^Confessional - Vee

Mike better not eliminate me, we fucked alot this whole show!

"This first check is gonna go to someone who aint a threat to me, this person aint shit to me, this person isn't gonna beat me, so for that reason.. Andrew get up here." says Mike.

Andrew strolls up with tears running down his face. "Thank you.. Thank you!" he says begging him as he takes his check.

Silas and Vee are left jaw dropped.

^Confessional - Silas

What the hell? He clearly doesn't wanna go with either mine of Vee's plan if he's keeping Andrew..

^Confessional - Vee

WHY would he pick him!? Andrew has the smallest dick in here!


"Mike what the hell man? I thought we had a plan?!" asks Silas. "Bro, why do you keep questioning me, YOU AINT THE HBIC bro." says Mike getting annoyed.

"I keep questioning you because you're changing your mind!" snaps back Silas. "NAH BRO, I aint never agreed to shit. And the only mother fucka who keeps changin their minds is YOU. why on the power outing you wanted to push Dorian outta here, but now wanna work him? You think I'm stupid cause I'm spanish? FUCK YOU" snaps Mike.

^Confessional - Melissa

Mike is being so sexy right now. VOID VEE, and lets call it a day!

^Confessional - Dorian

Clearly I want Silas to go home, Vee is the true love of my life after all.

"But.. uhh.." says Silas, as he watches in slow motion Mike SLAM VOID his check. "YAY!" cheers Dominic clapping his hands.

*GASP*

"Sorry bro, you gotta go. This was probably the only chance I was gonna get sending you home, beat it" says Mike.

^Confessional - Vee

I survive once again! It's all out war now.


Vee skips up to get her check, and booty pops when taking it. "Thanks!" she says as she dances next to Dorian. "Wow... it's over just like that.." says Silas.

"None of you guys deserve this money... everyone here is here for selfish reasons... fuck this show, only the fake survive!" he says exiting...

^Confessional - Silas

My time on this show I definitely showed that I matured since my days on Paris. I acted with class, and shook things up.. I'm sad to go because I really wanted to win this for the orphans...

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EPISODE 13

Everyone is awake and it is 9:00 am in the morning.

Dorian wakes up next to Vee after a long night of sexing

Mike wakes up next to Melissa after a long night of smashing...

Deja wakes up next to Dominic and Leigh after a long night of friendship cuddling...

and Andrew wakes up on the couch alone...

Confessional Vee:*YAWNS* So it is really getting down to the wire and I just thank God that I am still here! I won my man and all I need to do now is win my money

"Baby... I am so glad that we can finally be together! You are much better than Deja in bed!" said Dorian smooching Vee.

Vee smooched back and said "Aw hunny! Your the best!"

While Vee and Dorian were being all lovey dovey...


Over in Team Greatness's room they were plotting and planning...

"WE HAVE TO GET THE FLOATERS AND DORIAN OUT!" yelled Deja.

"I agree... Vee has got to go! So does Andrew... and if Dorian thinks he is going to be plotting against us... Then he has another thing coming" said Dominic.

"Yeah he is one shady ass motherfucker!" said Leigh drinking coffee and flipping her half weave...

Melissa and Mike joined the Team Greatness discussion and sat on Deja,Dominic,and Leigh's shared bed...

"Hey guys!" said Mike.

"Hi Mike!" said Team Greatness in unison...

"So um... What's the dealio?" said Mike...

"We are so thankful that you removed Silas... His sneaky ass would have made it to the end if you let him stay" said Deja.

"Yeah I am smarter than these bitches think!" said Mike.

"We now have to focus on Dorian!" said Dominic.

"Yeah he is just too strong..." said Leigh

"Your strong yourself Leigh..." said Mike.

"Um... Yeah... but not as strong as that motherfucker!" said Leigh.

"Well you did outlast him and come in 2nd place in both challenges!" said Dominic...

"DOMINIC SHUT THE HELL UP!" said Leigh covering Dom's mouth...

"Anyways... Your okay with everyone targeting your man?" Mike asked Deja.

"AHAHAHAH! MY MAN? Hell no! Me and Dorian are through! Just look at him... *points to Dorian making out with Vee* He is so sprung and clueless, he wouldn't know what hit him!" said Deja sipping her morning champagne.

"Dorian is the only dude in this house, who outweighs me..." said Mike.

"I wanna be the biggest dude here! So ya'll are right! He's gotta go!" said Mike...

"BUT NO!!! Mikey baby... I want VEE TO GO HOME!!!" Melissa whined.

"First off... Don't EVER call me Mikey... that's that fag from my season... Second off... Vee can be handled later!" said Mike.

"NOMINEES!!!!" yelled Tyra.

"Good morning Real Worlders... The Nominees are... WAIT WAIT WAIT!" said Tyra as she looked at the corner of her eyes...



"DORIAN! You have a beautiful and intelligent,BLACK WIFE!!!" yelled Tyra.

"What are you doing all hugged up with that TRAMP!" snapped Tyra angrily...



"PREACH MISS BANKS!!!" said Deja

"Excuse me Tyra! I don't appreciate you calling me a tramp!" snapped Vee.

"YOU ARE! Now anyways... Dorian! ANSWER ME! Why are you being a sell out! You are a brotha! You should be dating some fine sistas! Not no white bitch!" snapped Tyra.

"Uhh... Um..." said Dorian.

"Wow this is really offending me right now.. FUCK YOU TYRA!" snapped Vee.

"OH MY! OH MY GOODNESS! Did she say eff you to me?" said Tyra clutching her heart in shock...

"Yeah I did bitch... Move on with the nominees" said Vee

"Don't talk to Tyra like that HOE!" snapped Leigh..

"Yeah bitch! Don't disrespect her!" snapped Melissa chiming in...

"Talk to the hand!!!" said Vee waving her hand in their faces.

"BITCH GET DAT SHIT OUT MY FACE!" yelled Leigh as she grabbed Vee's wrist and began to bend it backwards.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Vee in agony.

"LEIGH! LEIGH! LEIGH! STOP!!! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!" yelled Deja,Dominic,and the producers as they tried to ply Leigh's hand off of Vee.

"IMA BREAK IT!!! IMA FUCKING BREAK IT!!!" yelled Leigh.

"YES! YES! oops... I mean... NO DARLING... THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO GO!" said Tyra.

Leigh finally turned Vee loose...

Vee held her hand and it was red and swollen...

"ouch...." said Vee.

"OKAY... SO THE NOMINEES ARE!!!" said Tyra.

SPOILER: Click to show

Dorian
Vee
Deja
Andrew

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^Confessional - Deja

I am finally a nominee again, and this couldn't be at a more perfect time!

"I need to be HBIC this time.. let me have my way with Dorian and Vee!" pleads Deja. "Honey, as soon as I heard those nominees I knew my black ass would vote for you" said Leigh.

"Girl, you know you have my vote" says Dominic batting his eyes. "So everyone's gonna vote for me?" says Deja smiling.

^Confessional - Deja

Lovely! Everyone's on board to allow ME to decide the fate of that new disgusting couple.

"They keep attacking me..." says Vee crying on Dorian's shoulder.

^Confessional - Dorian

Obviously, there's absolutely no way that either me or Vee can get the votes to win HBIC of the house. But I'm going to take a stand against these women attacking Vee.

Dorian marches right into Team Greatness' room.

"EW What are you doing in here?!" snaps Dominic. "Do not disrespect me he-she!" yells Dorian swatting Dominic away.

"Let me make something clear to each of you ladies. Don't fucking touch Vee again, GOT IT?" he says yelling. Deja begins to cry. "OH SO NOW THIS NIGGA'S A BOSS?!" screams Leigh.

"Listen you ghetto stripper, shut up and mind your own business!" he yells back.

"IT'S TIME TO VOTE~" announces Tyra.

The cast simmers down, as the final 8 gather in the main hall.

"As a reminder, the nominees were, Andrew, Vee, Dorian.. and Deja. Please vote now"

SPOILER: Click to show

Leigh - Deja
Dominic - Deja
Deja - Deja
Dorian - Dorian
Vee - Dorian
Andrew -Dorian
Melissa - Deja
Mike - Deja

"With 5 to 3, the winner is DEJA<3" says Tyra with glee.

^Confessional - Deja

-sips champagne- hahahah -evil smirk-


"LOVELY" says Deja smiling brightly. "Please begin the call out" announces Tyra.

"Leigh"
"Dominic"
"Melissa"

The bottom 4, Mike, Andrew, Dorian, and Vee.

"Umm obviously Mike, I hate the rest of you!" she says giving the bottom 3 the middle finger.

"That resolves the call out, the bottom 3: Andrew, Dorian and Vee, with DEJA, as the HBIC"

^Confessional - Melissa

Ugh, can Vee please leave now?! So over this bitch.

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Deja and the victims got in separate limos and headed to the power outing...

"You know... It's between you two right!" said Andrew to Vee and Dorian...

"OBVIOUSLY DORK!" said Vee filing her nails...

"Your not going to turn on me and try to act like you love her again are you?" said Vee to Dorian.

Dorian stayed quiet...

"ARE YOU!!!" snapped Leigh...

Dorian licked his lips and turned away from Vee...

"Wow what a jerk off! Fuck you!" snapped Vee.

"I love Deja..." lied Dorian.

"I see how it is..." said Vee.

In Deja's van

Deja opened up her pocket book and opened up a little locket necklace with Oprah Michelle's photo in it...

"This is for you my baby..." said Deja kissing the photo...



Deja then proceeded to drink her champagne and then looked out of the window and saw...






A man named Zakari greeted them and said

"JAMBO! Just 8 kilometres from the centre of Johannesburg lies the world famous yet uniquely South African Gold Reef City. With its magnificent Theme Park offering the widest range of features and attractions in Africa"

"Wow I never knew South Africa had an amusement park!" said Vee excited.

Zakari gave her a mean stare...


"What??? I just said I didn't know..." said Vee shrugging...

"OKAY ENJOY THE PARK!!!" said Zakari as he opened the gates.


"OOOH I WANT COTTON CANDY!!!" yelled Deja surpassing the victims...

"WAIT! AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO.... plead..." said Andrew

Deja was already eating her cotton candy and hopping on rides...

"Ugh this bitch is too hyper! There is no use in trying to plead to her" said Vee flipping her weave...


"WOOHOO!!!!!!!" yelled Deja as her roller coaster dropped....

"YIPPEEEE!!!" she yelled as another coaster she was on went for a loop...

Deja ran to the bumper cars...

She went to the photo booth...

She went to the African petting zoo...

She was just unstoppable! Tearing the theme park apart...


"DEJA! WAIT!!!" yelled Dorian...

"What the hell do you want?!" snapped Deja as she stood in line for another ride.

"YOU CAN'T RIDE ANOTHER RIDE! It's 11:00 pm at night and eliminations are in less than an hour! We have wasted all of our time playing instead of pleading...


Deja took a bite of her champagne flavored cotton candy and said "FINE..."

"Plead your cases while I am in line..." said Deja.

"NO!!! WE ARE GOING TO SIT ON A BENCH AND TALK IT OUT!" snapped Vee...

"NO! BITCH! I am the HBIC and I am gonna get on this damn ride... You plead to me while I am in line, or forget winning the show!" snapped Deja.

"Okay... I think I should stay because although we have had our differences... I gave you a chance and I let you stay when I was pay master... Remember? Also..." said Vee as she was cut off.

"OH LOOK! GIRAFFES ARE COMING OUT!!!" yelled Deja as she pointed to some giraffes performing in the nightly parade that happens at The Golden Reef...



"PEACE OUT BITCH!!!" yelled Deja as she ran to view the parade...

"But... But..." said Vee...

"I GIVE UP!" said Vee.

"Well at least I know I am safe..." said Andrew as he skipped to a line for a ride...

"DEJA! THINK ABOUT OPRAH MICHELLE!" yelled Dorian..

Deja's attention was finally caught... Her eyes began to well up with tears...

"Deja... Baby... I thought about it... I LOVE YOU! Eliminate Vee so we can make our marriage work!" Dorian yelled.

"FUCK YOU!!!" snapped Vee as she slapped Dorian and ran to Deja.

"Listen! I know you hate me... but Dorian is bull shitting you!" said Vee pleading her case.

"I... I... I..." said Deja as Maria walked up with the 15 minute note...

" I SAY I DON'T TRUST ANY OF YOU BITCHES AND WHAT YOU SAY!" snapped Deja as she ripped up the note...

"NOW! IMA GO RIDE ONE MORE RIDE WHILE WE STILL HAVE 15 MINS..." said Deja flipping her weave and hopping away...

"Your done!" said Vee looking and pointing to Dorian.

"Nah your done..." said Dorian pointing back to Vee.

"Nah trust me dude! You are outta here!" said Vee back.

"Nope! She hates you... I think she will pick the father of her child over a random hoe!" snapped Dorian..

They both were going back and forth as the camera faded out...