Real World Fantasy House 6: Hawaii

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-Later that evening-


Antonio is pacing around the house anxiously awaiting Danny's arrival.


^Confessional - Antonio

Danny is a fucking backstabbing piece of shit! He fucking set Heather up and now her sand nigger family took her away.. now who do I hang out with?


Brian and Trent watch Antonio from upstairs. "He's losing it" says Trent. "I know, pathetic really."


^Confessional - Brian

Antonio's walking around the house like a chicken with no head, and I couldn't be happier. I didn't even intend for Heather to get kicked out and circumsized.


Danny strolls into the house and sneaks up stairs but is stopped by Brian and Trent. "Uh, where do you think you're going?" asks Trent smirking. "To my room, gosh! I don't want no trouble" he says shaking in his boots.

"Antonio wants to talk to you." Brian says dryly. "I don't wanna talk to him" he says.

"WELL I WANNA TALK TO YOU, PUNK ASS" yells Antonio


^Confessional - Danny

I just got home and I'm being yelled at already! I'm not sure how much more of this I can take before.. before I snap!


"Why are you screaming at me!" shrieks Danny. The girls come out of their room to watch whats going on.

"Your ass told on Heather, and now she's gone!" yells Antonio. "You're the weakest mother fucker in here, GET OUT" yells Antonio. "Fucking ugly four eyed MOTHER FUCKER" he continues.

"Leave me alone!" he cries outloud running past Antonio.


^Confessional - Karen

The boys in this house are such bullies this season. It's strange that all the girls get along for a change on the Rw!


Antonio chases Danny into the kitchen. "PACK YOUR SHIT AND LEAVE" demands Antonio. The rest of the room mates follow after them.

"Danny, pack your shit or hit him! None of us want you here" exclaims Brian. "He aint gonna do shit, wanna know why? cause he's a PUSSY" jokes Antonio.

"Violence is never the answer" preaches Liberty. "She's right!" agrees Danny clenching his fist red in the face.

^Confessional - Trent

Danny has been getting alot of the torture from the room mates these past few weeks. I'm surprised he hasn't left yet.


"LEAVE FAGGOT, LEAVE" Antonio says pushing Danny. Danny falls to the floor breaking his glasses and causing a nose bleed.

"My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!" he cries out. "GET OUT" demands Brian now.


^Confessional - Brian

I'm going to back up Antonio, only because I want him to think he's on my team now.


"YOU'RE DONE, GET THE FUCK OUT" screams Brian. "FAGGOT ASS WEAK BITCH" screams Antonio. "BOTTOM OF THE BARREL BITCH" yells Trent.

Ming, Karen and Liberty watch in shock as the 3 guys gang up on wimpy Danny.


^Confessional - Ming

All 3 of the guys, are total douche bags. They're picking on the weakest guy in the house, seriously, who are you trying to impress?

Danny begins to cry. "GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" yells Brian.

Danny gets up with bloody snot and tears all over his face. "You people did it.. you broke me!" he cries. "But I'm taking one of you MOTHER FUCKERS WITH ME" he yells.

Danny grabs a knife and LUNGES AT ANTONIO.


"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" screams Antonio. Brian and Trent jump back in disbelief.

"YOU STABBED HIM" shrieks Karen. "SOMEONE CALL 911" yells Ming

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Danny stabbed Antonio in the arm but not too deep."FUCKING PUNK BITCH YOU WANNA STAB PEOPLE!!!?" yells Antonio.

Antonio then reached with his other hand although he was bleeding and began to punch Danny in the head as hard as he could.

"Ima kill him! Ima fucking kill him!!!" Anotnio yelled.

poor Danny was bleeding all over the place... broken nose, broken jaw, broken spirit EVERYTHING WAS BAD!

The police and paramedics rushed in.

"I AIN'T GOING TO THE HOSPITAL IT AINT THAT DEEP!" yelled Antonio.

"Antonio you have to!" yelled Ming in shock at what she just seen.

"NO!!! NOT HAPPENING!" said Antonio.

The paramedics said "It's okay... It isn't a major wound... We will rap his arm up with our bandages here."

Danny on the other hand was knocked out and carried into the ambulance by the paramedics...

The roommates watched Danny's ambulance speed off to the hospital...

"Wow he's gone just that fast... He'll never be back" said Liberty holding her heart....

The cops pulled Antonio to the side and said "Danny stabbed you, so you hit him in self defense! You have nothing to worry about... This kid will be locked up as soon as he recovers."

"Thanks cops" said Antonio.

The police then left along with the rest of the paramedics...

15 mins later

"HOUSE MEETING!!!" yelled Ming...

Everyone gathered around...

"This house has been getting out of hand lately... We need some peace" said Ming.

"Look Ming... The main trouble starter which was Danny is now gone so this house should be much more calm..." said Brian.

"Yeah I agree with Brian" said Trent.

"You know Trent... I thought you were a REAL man, but you are more like Brian's lap dog which disgusts me" said Ming.

"You're not who I thought you were neither..." snapped Trent.

"You guys! Let us just all try to have no more violence this week... At least a week?" said Karen.

"I second that" said Liberty.

"I suppose... As long as someone doesn't stab me" Antonio joked.

The roommates then looked at each other and paused... and then began laughing together....

"We are skipping the club tonight?" asked Trent.

"Yeah I think it's best we chill out for the night" said Brian.

Brian,Trent,and Antonio all went out to the private beach for a cigarette.

Confessional Brian: This house is proof that karma exists! The family has been dropping like flies, and in the most brutal ways! I am actually pretty nervous about my karma...

"So How did it feel being stabbed?" asked Trent.

"Honestly... I was blanked out... I didn't feel it... I was too focused on crushing Danny's skull..." said Antonio.

Later on that night...

It was a rainy night in Hawaii and everyone was sleeping...



@ LAX

"LIKE OH MY GAWD! Our flight has been cancelled because it is a storm in Hawaii!!! Like If it is going to be raining like this... Then that's like totally uncool!" said a mystery new girl marching through the airport with her 5 inch stilettos.


"Can you stop frigging complaining!" said a mystery new guy with a Russian accent.

"Do you not know that my HAIR WILL FRIZZ!!" said the mystery girl...

"Does it look like I care... Gosh I can't wait till we go to our new mansion because I can't handle this 2 hour flight with you chick!" said the mystery new guy...

"Well you are kind of hot!" said the mystery new girl.

The mystery new guy rolled his eyes...

"LIKE OMG WAIT TILL THEY SEE US TO HOT PEOPLE BUST THROUGH THE DOORS! THEY WILL NEVER EXPECT US!" said the mystery new girl.

"I guess your'e right about that... THEY WILL NOT EXPECT US" said the mystery new guy in confidence....

TO BE CONTINUED...

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- The Next Day -


All of the room mates awake, and it's all smiles and fun now that Danny's gone.


^Confessional - Brian

Danny is finally gone. -dances- Thank GOD. Now that the family has completely and totally crumbled, I don't have to worry about any of that nonsense. Now we can all have fun.... for now.


Ming cooked a huge asian cuisine breakfast. "I hope you all enjoy!" she says all smiles.

Antonio grabs a riceball and is overcome with it's delicious-ness. "Wow, this is amazing!" admits Antonio. As everyone else eats they all agree.

"Try some of my coffee!" she adds. As all of the room mates sip. "This is... the best coffee I have EVER had in my life!" cheers Brian.


^Confessional - Ming

I cooked breakfast this morning, and it looks like everyone loves my cooking! Finally starbucks has come in handy! teehee


"Oh Goodness!" shrieks Liberty. "We forgot to pray" says Liberty.
For the first time ever, all of the room mates join hands and pray together.

Liberty's unable to hold back tears. "That.. that was beautiful! Thank you all so much" she cries.

"Wow, the vibe is completely different without Heather and Danny" admits Karen. "THANK YOU" cheers Brian. "Those two were nothing but drama." agrees Trent.

"Now do you see why I stopped hanging out with you guys?" Brian asks Antonio.


^Confessional - Antonio

At first I was livid with Heather being gone, but after she and Danny left. I can finally say this house feels like a REAL family. And tonight, I'm showing ALL of them what GTP is about. -fist pumps-


"Yeah bro, but now we all gotta go out tonight and celebrate!" he exclaims. "I'm sorry, but I have to read the bible" Liberty says humbly.

"LIBSSSS COMEEE ONN" jokes Trent. "Well.. I..." she stutters.

"LIBERTY"
"LIBERTY
"LIBERTY"
The room mates cheer.

"Ok fine I'll go! But if I'm carrying my holy water with me!"


-Meanwhile a plane with two new room mates are on their way to Hawaii-


"Can I get anything for either of you?" asks a flight attendant. "Champagne please.." says the bourgy blonde. "Patron on the rocks" says the russian.

"So, are you excited?" asks the blonde. "More den excited, I feel like, being replacements.. it iz our jobs to.. you know, how you say, shake up de house" the russian says evilly,

"Cheers to that honey!"

The pair toast their glasses


-Several hours later back in Hawaii-


"I just wanna dance tonight!" says Ming. "Come on guys, lets enjoy our first night with ALL of us together!" Brian says leading the group.

They get into the limo and head to the club..

END EPISODE

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EPISODE FIVE

At the clubAll the roommates are dancing the night away and having a great time together...

Confessional Karen: This is the best time we have had for the whole 2 and a half weeks we have been here! Liberty seems to be the only one slightly uncomfortable though...

Libby was all the way at the corner of the bar sipping on water with a twist of lemon...

Confessional Liberty: I agreed to come because I wanted to support my friends, but this is not my usual cup of tea!

A guy walked up to Liberty and asked to dance.

"Hey little hottie want me to rock that body?" asked the drunken man...

"Uh excuse me! I am a lady..." said Liberty as she held her heart.

"Oh come on! I'll buy you a drank!" said the guy.

"The only liquid you need is this!!!!" said Liberty as she began throwing holy water on him.

"Oh hell no!!! You throwin acid on me!!!" yelled the guy as he punched Liberty in the face.

Liberty fell to the ground,and all the house mates jumped the guy.

"AY PUNK ASS BITCH!!! WHY YOU GONNA HIT A WOMAN YO!!?" yelled Antonio as he tried hitting the guy.

"DON'T PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS ON MY FRIEND!!!" yelled Karen.

"DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Brian....

The bouncers then ran up and kicked the cast out of the club...

Meanwhile at the mansion...

Two new roomies arrived...

knock knock knock....

"LIKE OMG! ALL THE DOORS ARE LIKE FUCKING LOCKED!!!" said Trish.

"ANY ONE HOME!!!??" yelled Corbin.

"I think they are playing games with us Corbin, and not letting us in on purpose..." said Trish.


"OH YEAH?" said Corbin as he grabbed a rocked and threw it at the glass door breaking it open.

"AAAAHHH" screamed Trish cringing because the sound of the lass shattering.

"You are my hero!" said Trish as she hopped over broken glass with her stilletos and entered the mansion.

"My pleasure" said Corbin as he licked his lips and entered the mansion...

"OMG this place is so HAWT!" said Trish...

"Ahhh my house is better" said Corbin.

"I know right... Mine is too but still..." said Trish.

Confessional Trish: Hi I'm Trish, but they call me Malibu! I am blonde I am beautiful and I am balling! The three b's! I guess you can add bitchy and make it 4 haha! Anyways I am pure Cali Royalty! I love the money, I love the bling, I love it all! Superficial is my middle name honey... It may look like I have it all but I want more...

"You don't think I am hot?" asked Trish to Corbin...

Corbin quickly changed the subject

"Ooooh look they have White Wine!" said Corbin as he grabbed Trent's wine!

"Well I am quite thirsty..." said Trish.

Confessional Trish: Like he is either gay or blind!

Confessional Corbin: I am Heart Throb aka Corbin! I am from Russian decent and I was taught to think I was better than others.... because I am. I am an international model! I have worked with many high end labels, such as Gucci,Chanel,Calvin Klein,Armani,Dior,Galliano, and more. Ladies love me, but I am only for the men... How do you think I get most of my photo shoots? I am here in Hawaii for a vacation filled with Paradise! FUCK the drama and the people that come with this experience.


Trish and Corbin toasted glassed and sipped drinks and continued their way around the mansion.

"OOOOHHH A BEACH AS THE BACKYARD!!!" yelled Trish.

"OH HELL YEAH" yelled Corbin

Confessional Trish: This is so hawt and dope! We have a private beach and a bar full of liquor! It's like a Barbie house...

"Okay let's go upstairs!" said Corbin..

Trish then layed in Brian's bed and Corbin layed in Antonio's...

"THIS IS DEFINITELY MY ROOM!" said Trish as she began jumping on Brian's bed with her stilletos still on...

SNAP!

"OOPS I THINK I BROKE IT" said Trish.

Corbin laughed and sipped some more wine...

On the other hand

So the roommates were kicked out of the club and back in the limo

"Libbs are you all right?" said Karen.

"I'm better" said Liberty as she held her swollen cheek...

"GOSH I WANTED TO FUCK THAT NIGGA UP!" said Antonio.

"Yeah you don't fucking hit a woman!" said Trent.

"I'm glad you are fine Libby... Just try not to throw holy water anymore" said Ming.

"No I won't change who I am! Maybe I should just stay out of clubs... I should have just read my bible like I planned" said Liberty.

"Ugh I'm sick of clubs... I can call Jeremy tomorrow and he can give us a tour of Hawaii tomorrow! That'd be awesome" said Brian.

"HELL YEAH!" said the cast in unison...

"We can see hula dancers and go surfing and everything!" said Antonio.

"Okay now I can handle that!" said Liberty...

Confessional Ming: We have been clubbing a lot in Hawaii, but we really haven't got to explore this tropical paradise yet. I am excited for tomorrow.

"Well we are almost home! Thank goodness... I am sooo sleepy and I can't wait to get in bed" said Brian.

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As the room mates pull up to their mansion they immediately notice something's wrong.


"Woah.. what happened to the door?" shrieks Karen. "The devil came and snuck his way into the house, I told you I should have been home doin my prayers!" preaches Liberty

"Did we get robbed?" wonders Ming. "Boys go in there!" Ming commands.


^Confessional - Brian

We pulled up to the house and it looks like someone broke in... if this house is getting robbed, I'm definitely not putting myself in the fore front, so I'm gonna make Antonio go in!


"Antonio you're the strongest, go in!" Brian says. "Aiight" Antonio leads the group into the house, where they notice nothing's different.

"It looks ok" says Ming. "My wine!" notices Trent. "Who touched my wine? This is expensive!" demands Trent. All of the room mates exchange weird glances.

^Confessional - Trent

We get into the house and immediately I notice my $200 wine has been tampered with. Something is clearly amiss.


"I'm not wasting time, bullshitting" says Brian. "WHO THE FUCK IS IN MY HOUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" he yells.


^Confessional - Antonio

His house? Where does Brian get off saying that?


No answer.

"There has gotta be a new room mate" says Karen. Trent and Brian begin searching the house.

"COME OUT COME OUT WHEREEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE PUSSY" screams Trent. They search all the rooms down stairs, then continue upstairs.

Trent goes into Brian's room and notices Brian's bed. "DUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY BROKE YOUR BED!" yells Trent.


^Confessional - Brian

Seriously? You come in and you do THIS? Whoever this new room mate is, he's DONE.


Brian rushes up to see his bed. "DDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEE" he screams. "Where is he? WHERE IS HE?!" he yells. Brian runs to the back yard swinging the doors with full force.

There he sees Corbin and Trish.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO? Brian demands.


^Confessional - Trish

I'm outside with Corbin enjoying the private beach, when this cute blonde boy comes storming out yelling at us! What does he want?

^Confessional - Corbin

This strange blonde american is yelling at me?! Does he not know I am... RUSSIAN? He will see the wrath of soviet russia, I am not no ordinary replacement!


"We're your new room mates!" says Trish. "I'm Trish", "And I am Corbin" they introduce themselves. and see the new room mates.

"Who did it? WHO DID IT? demands Brian.


^Confessional - Corbin

This man clearly wants confrontation, so I shall give him, wut he wantz!


"I did" lies Corbin. Trish gives Corbin a shocked expression.


^Confessional - Trish

Corbin just lied to protect me, but why?!


"Trish you can stay, Corbin, you're DONE" says Brian. "I am not going no where!" he fights back.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA" Brian laughs. "Everyone get in the house, HE'S NOT COMING INSIDE". The room mates all go into the house, and Brian locks Corbin outside.

"YOU THINK ZIS WILL STOP ME? I WILL BREAK DE BACK DOOR TOO!" yells Corbin. He begins pounding on the back door.

"I AM NO ORDINARY REPLACEMENT BOY!" he cries

Brian, Trent and Antonio exchanged shocked glances.


^Confessional - Antonio

This new guy looks like he's not going down without a fight.

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Corbin then runs and grabs a boulder and runs toward the back door...

"OPEN THE DOOR BEFORE HE BREAKS ALL THIS GLASS OPEN!!!" yelled Trent.

Brian ran to unlock the door quickly but

POW!!!

The rock got thrown in the house and broke glass everywhere...

Brian jumped back as glass shattered right in front of him...

"YOU MAD CUZ I BREAK YOUR BED? I'LL BREAK MORE!" yells Corbin as he grabs a lamp and began breaking windows and lights, and glass.

"STOP!!!!!" yelled Brian trying to grab the lamp from him, but Corbin swung the lamp at Brian making him trip and fall...

"ENOUGH!!!" yelled Antonio as he grabbed the lamp from Corbin and snapped it in half.

"YOU'RE GONNA STOP RIGHT FUCKING NOW BECAUSE I'LL FUCK YOU UP!" yelled Antonio as he grabbed and shook Corbin.

"Get your greasy hands off of me you dumb Italian American!" yelled Corbin.

"YOU STUPID GUINEA!" yelled Corbin...

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME!!!" yelled Antonio irately.

"You heard me guinea!" said Corbin as he laughed.

Antonio then swung a blow and Corbin ducked and Antonio accidentally hit Brian.

Brian fell to the ground holding his bleeding mouth...

"Dude I'm so sorry... I was trying to hit Corbin" said Antonio.

"LET'S GO ANTONIO!!" yelled the producers as they grabbed him....

"LET ME GO! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" yelled Antonio.

"You still swung a punch accident or not!" said the producers.

"BRIAN I'M SORRY! TELL THEM TO LET ME GO!" cried Antonio.

Brian looked at Antonio and rolled his eyes and ignored him...

Confessional Brian: I know it was an accident, but clearly I don't give a fuck!

Antonio was then escorted to a hotel for the night...

1 hour later

"HEY NEW BOY! YOU HAVE TO CLEAN THIS MESS!" said Trent.

"Sure" said Corbin...

Confessional Corbin: Although I broke this house to pieces and ducked causing Brian to get hit instead of me... This house is more mad at Antonio... I am just going to clean my mess so they can focus all their anger to Antonio.

"I can't believe Antonio hit you!" said Ming.

"Yeah fuck him!" said Brian.

"Don't you think it was an accident?" asked Trent.

"I don't give a fuck!" said Brian...

Confessional Trish: WOW this house is totally stupid! They are pissed at Antonio when Corbin started everything... Poor Antonio... I'd fuck him.

Corbin then walked up to Brian's room (where everyone was) and said "You guys I am so sorry... Especially you Brian."

"No you HAD to duck! I would have ducked too... I don't blame you... I blame Antonio for even swinging. Also I like you kid! You got spunk" said Brian.

"Thanks!" said Corbin as his face lit up

Confessional Corbin: I'm glad no one is mad at me anymore... Especially Brian. Also Brian's kinda cute.

"BRIAN!" yelled the producers.

Brian then went into the producers room and they told him that he held the decision whether to send Antonio home or not.

Confessional Brian: So I just got word that I hold the choice whether to send Antonio pacing or not, and I am pretty happy about this! I have wanted him and the fake ass family out since day 1! Heather's gone,Danny's gone,and now I can send Antonio home!!! I know it may have seemed that I was his friend again, but I'm a good actor.

"What are you gonna do Brian?" asked Trent...

"Let's just say.... Tomorrow it will be the final 7" said Brian.

"woah dude" said Trent.

Confessional Trent: I think it is wrong that Brian is sending Antonio home over an accidental hit. I thought he was cool with Antonio... Brian may be faker than I thought.

THE NEXT MORNING...


Antonio arrived back from the hotel...

Confessional Antonio: So I am back to the mansion to hear my fate from Brian... I am confident that he won't send me home. He knows that hit was meant for Corbin.

DING DONG...

Antonio rung the door bell and Trish ran down to answer it.

"Hey Antonio!" said Trish as she opened the door.

"Hey sexiness" said Antonio...

Confessional Antonio: WOW how did I not notice Trish last night???! She is fucking SMOKING HOT! I am definitely gonna fuck her.

Meanwhile

Brian was upstairs getting ready to make his decision.

"Are you sure about this?" asked Trent.

"POSITIVE" said Brian.

Confessional Brian: I can tell Trent is mad that I am sending Antonio home, but I can finally show my evil side and run this house now!

Confessional Trent: I feel like this is just a pussy decision.

Everyone awaited the decision in the living room...

Confessional Karen: So idk what is about to go down, but I am pretty excited to see.

Brian slowly walked down the stairs into the living room.

Confessional Antonio: So I see Brian walking down like he has shit up his ass and I'm like WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW DUDE!!! JUST SAY I'M STAYING AND GET IT OVER WITH!"

Brian then faced Antonio and said "Antonio... I know it was an accident, but I can give a shit! The truth is... I don't like you and I never did like you! You were a pawn in my game and I am sorry but your time is up!

Antonio's face dropped.

"PEACE OUT!" yelled Corbin laughing...

Corbin and Brian then grabbed Antonio's luggage and began throwing it outside.

Trent ran over and man hugged Antonio and said "I'm so sorry"

Confessional Brian: What the hell is Trent's issue? He is supposed to be team Brian! Corbin is acting more like my bff than Trent.

"FUCK YOU!!!! FUCK THIS HOUSE!!! YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME WITHOUT ME BRIAN!" yelled Antonio.

"Save it!" said Brian.

Antonio then turned bright red and clinched his fists.

"You gonna hit me?" laughed Brian...

"DO IT AND BURY YOURSELF DEEPER!" snapped Brian

"Ima fuck you up at the reunion! Just wait and see" said Antonio as he exited.

Confessional Antonio: Brian played me... He is nothing but a punk bitch, and if I ever see him again, I am gonna bust his head open! That aint no threat, it's a promise!

The house mates with Brian (the new leader) in the middle all stood on the porch watching Antonio's limo pull off...

Brian then smiled with glee...

Trent looked at Brian and shook his head and sighed.

Confessional Liberty: I can't believe Antonio is gone! Brian is as sneaky as the devil!

Confessional Trish: It sucks that Antonio is gone.. At least I can still fuck Trent though.

Confessional Brian: I RUN THIS HOUSE NOW BITCH! ANTONIO IS DOOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!"

"TRENT!!!!" yelled Brian.

Trent then ran to go see what Brian wanted on the beach.

"Look if you wanna be mad then be mad, but I made the best decision!" said Brian.

"FOR WHO?!" snapped Trent.

"Antonio may have been a douche at the beginning but once Heather and Danny left this house was in unity! You are going to send him home for accidentally punching you, and trying to punch a stupid noob for calling him a racial slur? "

"Antonio never changed Trent! He just had no one to back him! He still thought he ran this house" said Brian.

"Oh and I bet you think you run it now" snapped Trent.

"Look... I'm calling Jeremy to see if he can take us on a tour of Hawaii... If you are gonna continue with this dumb bullshit then I'm not inviting you" said Brian.

"What ever dude" said Trent.

Confessional Brian: Idk what Trent's issue is... He is supposed to be my best friend of the house! I had no idea he would feel this strongly about me sending Antonio home...

Brian then went to call Jeremy about the tour...

MEANWHILE

Confessional Karen: I am so over Trent... Corbin is just so dreamy.

"Hiiiii Corbin" said Karen in a flirtatious way.

"Hi there" said Corbin as he licked his lips.

Confessional Corbin: I would never fuck a girl, but I love playing with their hormones and making them like me, and wish they can have me...

"Are you single?" Karen asked.

Corbin was about to respond but was cut off by Trish saying "Why would you want to know you ugly cow? He would never date you"

Confessional Karen: I don't even know Trish that well and this bitch is already starting shit with me.

" I am so much hotter than you! Why would he want you? When he can have me!" said Trish as she tackled Corbin to the bed with lust.

"I think I am going to puke" said Karen...

"Good you need to throw up so pounds!" said Trish.

"Why are you being such a bitch?" asked Karen.

"4 B's honey! I am a Beautiful,Blonde,Balling,Bitch!... And you... You are just 2 B's... A Blonde Bitch!" said Trish.

Ming then walked in and heard Trish and said "Hey new bitch! Don't come in this house talking shit to Karen okay!"

"Or what cat eater? You will kung fu me?" said Trish.

"FUCK YOU" said Ming...

Confessional Ming: Idk who Trish thinks she is, but I actually wish I had Heather instead of her...

Trish then skipped into Trent's room...

"Hiiiiiii" said Trish.

"Hey!" said Trent.

Confessional Trent: Trish seems like a sweet girl, and she is BANGING! I mean she is cum in your pants hot... I would never have a chance with a girl like her though =("

"I am soooo lonely" said Trish trying to play the sad puppy eyes

"Can we cuddle?" asked Trish.

"Uhhhh sure" said Trent.

Trent and Trish began to cuddle...

"Do I feel something?" said Trish...

Trent was getting an erection...

Confessional Trent: This is embarrassing... I am cuddling Trish and then I get a hard on... She is so hot I can't help it...

Trish then began to feel on Trent inappropriately"

"Trish what are you doing?" said Trent

"sssshhhhhhh" said Trish as she placed her finger over Trent's mouth...

"Let mama do all the work..." said Trish...

Trent's face turned bright red in bashfulness as Trish went down on him...

and then his eyes rolled back and toes curled... You know the rest from there....

Confessional Trent: I typically hate hoes, but Trish is a hoe that couldn't turn down...

Karen then walked by the room and saw Trish sucking Trent and ran down the stairs crying...

Confessional Karen: Trent hooks up with me drunk and tells me it means nothing, but he can hook up with her sober??!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhh! I HATE TRISH!

On the other hand

"YA'LL!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Brian.

"I JUST TALKED TO JEREMY AND HE WILL BE HERE TOMORROW MORNING TO GIVE US OUR HAWAIIAN TOUR!!!" Brian yelled through the house.

Confessional Brian: I am so happy that we are going to tour Hawaii with my man Jeremy tomorrow! Since I am a music star and he is a socialite we both have major hook ups and deals! I want to show Trent and the rest of roommates that we can have more fun without Antonio, and that I am way better than him.

THE NEXT DAY

Trent awakes beside Trish.

Confessional Trent: Me and Trish just had the greatest sex in the world! I fucking love this slut.

"That was great!" said Trent.

"Mhm... I know daddy" said Trish as she slipped out of Trent's bed and yawned and stretched.

Confessional Karen: I am so over Trent! If he can't hook up with a classy Christian woman like me, but can hook up with a whore like Trish, then I want nothing to do with him! I lost all respect for his ass.

Meanwhile...

"YOU GUYS GET READY!!!! JEREMY IS ON HIS WAY!" yelled Brian.

All the roomates got dressed beside Trent.

Confessional Trent: I don't want to be near Brian right now... Our bromance is in jeopardy! He has changed and I don't fucking like it.

Ming,Liberty,and Karen all waited with their shades and hats on... Ready for a day in Hawaii.... Oh yeah Libbs had her bible...

"Liberty leave your bible" said Karen.

"Gurl why!?" snapped Liberty.

"We are going for a tour of Hawaii, not a church service!" said Karen.

Confessional Karen: I am trying to show Liberty that she doesn't need to prove her faith in God. She can have a good time without taking it over the top with religion!

"Alright Alright! I'll leave it! But just today!" said Liberty...

Confessional Liberty: I feel like Karen is trying to change me, and I don't like it... She convinced me to skip bible study for a night out, and I ended up getting punched. Now she wants me to leave my bible again! I can't take her pressure. I thought she was Christian.

DING DONG! the doorbell rang...



Trish switched her hips as she walked to answer the door.

"Hey!" said Trish.

"DAYUM!!!! MY MY LOOK AT YO SEXY ASS" said Jeremy.

Trish winked and turned around and yelled "JEREMY IS READY TO TAKE US YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone ran down the stairs but Trent and Brian.

Confessional Brian: I am going to see where the hell Trent is! Why is he in fucking bed! This was a day out for all of us.

"Trent where the hell are you!!!" yelled Brian.

"Dude just go without me!" said Trent.

"Why are you acting like a punk bitch!" said Brian.

"Dude don't fucking insult me! If you are going to leave then leave!" said Trent.

"FUCK YOU BRO!" said Brian as he slammed Trent's door so hard it broke of the hinge.

Brian then ran downstairs with the rest of the cast.

"Took you long enough bruh!" said Jeremy.

"Sorry... Just dealing with a nobody! You know how it is" said Brian.

"Oh, well I have a surprise for you!" said Jeremy.

"Huh?" said Brian.

The whole cast looked at each other in question....

"YO ALLEN!!!" yelled Jeremy.

"Allen is in the house and ready to tour Hawaii!" said Jeremy.

Allen then stepped out of the limo.

"WHAT!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!!? OH MY GOD" yelled Brian in happiness.

Brian then cried and ran to Allen and bear hugged him.

"BRO YOUR IN THE CAST!!!" SAID Brian.

Brian stood their hugging his brother in tears of joy.






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Allen and Brian continue to embrace, as the other cast mates watch on in disbelief, and Trish begins scratching her head.

^Confessional - Trish

Am I seeing double?


Allen then turns to the rest of the roommates, and introduces himself. "Before you ask, we are not twins, we are triplets! Allen explains.

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Allen - is a 20 year old triplet from Boston Massachusetts. Middle triplet from the band "STEREO". Allen is often noted as the "goofy one" and a daredevil. Allen is quite the maniac, despite his feminine appearance, and somewhat flamboyant personality. He will try anything once. Whether it be skydiving, swimming with sharks, to sleeping with men... he'll try ANYTHING once. Allen is extremely unpunctual and is never on time for anything. Sometimes he feels as though he is overlooked in the band because he isn't the lead singer like his brother Bryan, nor is he the chick magnet like his brother Rex. So he purposefully acts out on ridiculous antics in order to gain attention. Allen tends to get along fairly well with most people, as long as they like to laugh and have fun. But Allen is going into the Real World with the mindset of not only his band noticed, but himself as well. Will the middle triplet finally be able to stick out on his own?

^Confessional - Allen

I'm completely thrilled to be here, and with my bro here it's getting that much better!


Allen begins exchanging hellos and handshakes with the various roommates, and examines the women in the house a bit.

^Confessional - Allen

So, the Blonde girl Trish is SO fucking hot... the black girl seems a bit off.. The other Blonde girl Karen is pretty...and the little asian reminds me of a doll.


^Confessional - Liberty

I wonder if this one is different than Brian! Maybe he's a child of god?!


Allen joins his new roommates, along with Jeremy and they all enter the limo to begin having some traditional Hawaiian fun.

The limo pulls up to La Kowani beach, where instantly the roommates spot hula girls, food, and festivities.

"You guys, tonight is a good night.. we are going to a traditional Hawaiin Luau!" Jeremy explains.

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"This looks like a party!" Trish exclaims, taking off all of her clothes and changing in to her "hawaii tropic" bikini. Jeremy watching her closely, has a lightbulb go off in his head.

"I knew it! I know you! You were on the 2010 tour with the Hawaii tropic girls!" Jeremy explains. "Yeah, I was" Trish says, winking at him.

^Confessional - Jeremy

This girl is really hot.. I mean, I know i'm not a part of this cast, but . . . I wanna take her home.

^Confessional - Liberty

WHAT does Trish think she's doing? She can't just change in front of people!


"Is it safe to look?" Liberty asks, uncovering her eyes.

"Shut up bitch" Trish quickly retorts.

"Let's go guys!" Jeremy yells, leading the pack out of the limo and to reserved seating to take part in the Luau!

The Luau begins, the nightfall covers, and the flame fill the air as the feast begins, and traditional dancing happens. Trish begins getting up and dancing with some of the old hawaiian men, Liberty slips her lemon water, and Allen and Brian continue chatting.

"So dude, how did this happen?" Brian asks. "Well.." Allen goes on. "You know how we all auditioned, but you were the only one who got accepted? Well I got a call YESTERDAY telling me that I was a replacement. So immediately i was like holy shit, but i had no way to contact you. So when my plane landed, I was Jeremy and knew something was up. From there, he escorted me to the house and here I am bro!" Allen says.

"Honestly dude, I'm so glad you're here.. all the girls here are sluts or bitches, and all the guys are fake or lame..." Brian says.

^Confessional - Brian

Finally someone I know isn't an annoying meathead, or an indian whore. I can always have SOMEONE to talk to now, but I'm still going to control things...

Corbin continues watching the Hawaiian customs, and get's lost in his Russian state.. "What is dees?" Corbin says aloud to himself.

Liberty looks very uncomfortable, sitting around eating her pieces of fruit and watching the party animals get down.

^Confessional - Liberty

I just don't agree with this... I wish Karen hadn't convinced me to leave my bible at home..

^Confessional - Karen

So I notice that Liberty is sitting here NOT having fun.. I need to loosen her up!

Karen slips some vodka into Liberty's drink, and then tells Liberty "The hawiian man just put Hawaii tribal spices in our drinks!"

Liberty takes a sip cautiously... "NO CHILD THIS TASTE LIKE DEVIL JUICE" Liberty says, but drinks the rest anyway after some more convincing of Karen.

^Confessional - Karen

I mean, I wasn't trying to get her drunk.. I never really realized that she has never consumed alcohol, so she's a major lightweight...

Liberty begins feeling weird and thinks shes dying...

Meanwhile

Allen wants to try to get to know Trish a bit, so he decides to approach her..

"Hey, you wanna go for a walk?" Allen asks. "Uhm....." Trish thinks to herself out loud, "sure" she says.

They begin walking down the beach together as the rest of the roommates continue to party at the Luau.

"So, why'd you want to talk to me?" Trish asks teasingly.

"I mean, I just think your gorgeous and you seem cool.." Allen says, somewhat timidly.

^{Confenssional} - Trish

Allen is cute, but he seems so shy and timid..

"Ha, I am gorgeous aren't I?" Trish says.

- Back at the Luau -

Liberty, after consuming a glass of vodka secretly, begins convulsing on the floor and screaming.

"AHHH! WHY DOES HE HATE ME? IM A CHILD OF LUCIPHER!!"


Everyone becomes alarmed, and looks at Liberty in shock.

"WHATS WRONG WIZ HER?" Corbin asks.

Liberty is a sloppy mess, screaming and crying, begging for her bible and holy water. Karen tries to tend to her, but she repeatedly keeps hitting Karen in her drunken rage.

^Confessional - Karen

So, I was just trying to loosen her up and this happens...

Liberty begns rolling on the ground and then puking everywhere.. All the guys carry Liberty to the limo and round up the roommates to go home because Liberty is not feeling well.

Trish and Allen return from their walk, and as they walk back to the limo Jeremy pulls Trish aside..

"Hey, you wanna come back to my condo? I've got some cool Hawaii Tropic DVD's I wanna show you.." he says.

"Of course!" Trish replies as they get in a seperate car.

"Hey catch you guys later!" Jeremy yells to Brian as him and Trish pull away.

^Confessional - Trish

Jeremy is cool and fun, and really hot!

What...? Allen says out loud.

^Confessional - Allen

Where is Trish going? I thought we had a great talk?


The Roommates begin their journey home, as Liberty is rolling all around the limo screaming.


"IM FORSAKEN TO THE DEPTHS OF SATANSS WORLDDDDDDD!"

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So the roomates drag Libbs in the house as she rolls and screams on the ground screaming for the Lord.

Karen finally gets Liberty up to her room and everyone go's to sleep.... BUT Trent.

Confessional Trent: What the fuck? Am I seeing two Brian's? This is bullshit! His brother is a roomate!!!?? I feel like the tiny bit of hope that our friendship had... is not gone, because he'll definitely have his brothers back before mine.


THE NEXT DAY...

A cab arrived outside the house... Trish exited with her hair wild and messed up and wearing one of Jeremy's tshirts...

Confessional Trish: I usually don't fuck bi boys, but Jeremy is a freak and he is hot! It was definitely worth it.

Allen answers the door for her... "How was your night?" asked Allen.

"FANTASSDICK!" said Trish.

"whore...." mumbled Allen under his breath...

Meanwhile...

Liberty woke up with the worst hang over ever....

"UGH I have the worst headache!" cried Liberty.

Confessional Karen: I feel bad for getting Libby drunk. I think she needed to loosen up, but instead she got even more religious!

-Flashes back to Liberty rolling in the limo screaming for Jesus-

"I don't think I can be her friend anymore" said Karen to Ming.

"Who Liberty's?" asked Ming.

"Yeah she is just too religious for me! I can't stand it... Like really... I am Christian and everything but that girl is just over the top" said Karen.

"Yeah I understand you 100%" said Ming.

Confessional Ming: I honestly couldn't be friends with a bible freak either! I also don't wanna be friends with a whore! Karen is the only sane girl in this house.

Karen and Ming then laughed and went downstairs together, leaving miserable hung over Liberty in bed.

On the other hand

"WE ARE GOING TANNING!!! WANNA COME?" yelled Brian to the roomates.

"Nah I use fake tanner" said Trish.

"Yah me and Karen will pass" said Ming.

"Too bad Antonio isn't here!" laughed Brian.

"Liberty is already black so she doesn't need it" said Trish as she brushed her hair.

"I'll go!!!" said Corbin.

Confessional Corbin: I think Allen and Brian are cute and cool! They are the most awesome and coolest guys in the house, so I am going to kiss their butt to get on their good side.

Confessional Brian: Corbin is like my dog! When I call he follows... I fired Trent from being my dog.

"Wanna go dude?" Allen asked Trent despite Brian shaking his head no to Allen.

Confessional Brian: DAMN! Allen is asking Trent to go tanning with us! I fucking don't want this wack nigga coming with us! He lost my support in this house.

"Yeah I guess I'll go" said Trent.

Confessional Trent: I am mad at Brian, but not Allen! I don't even know Allen... Allen can be the opposite of Brian. He can be a good person. If Brian asked me I would decline, but Ima give Allen a chance.

"All right let's go you guys!" said Brian LEADING the pack.

All the guys got in the limo and went to the tanning salon.

"Ugh we were all pale! This was much needed!" said Trent.

"I know right!" said Allen.

Brian and Corbin rolled their eyes and ignored Trent.

Brian then pulled Allen to the side...

"Look brother! Don't fucking talk to Trent! I thought he was my best friend in the house... I mean we had a bromance going on! He fucking turned on me because I sent this meathead asshole jerk home.... If you are my friend then why the fuck would you be mad at me over a douche? I am glad I sent that lame ass Antonio home because you wouldn't be here!" said Brian.

Confessional Allen: So my bother's enemy is my enemy as well. If he doesn't want me talking to Trent then I won't because Trent can do the same to Brian that he did to me. No stranger is going to break our families bond! If our mom saw our brotherly bond break, then she would flip! We have a band to keep together.

All the guys got back in the limo to head home.

"So Allen... What do you plan on doing here in Hawaii? You like the mansion so far?" asked Trent.

Allen took his bro's orders and ignored Trent.

"Corbin your tan looks pretty good" said Trent trying to desperately make small talk.

Corbin turned his head and began talking to Brian.

"OKAY IT'S CLEAR THERE IS AN ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM! WHERE IS THE TENSION COMING FROM?" snapped Trent.

"Dude I gave you one last shot to be on my good side.

-Flashes back to Brian breaking Trent's door off the hinges when her declined to go on the Hawaiian tour-

"Now you lost me, and you lost everyone else too, because I RUN THIS MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE! Yeah I said it." said Brian.

Confessional Corbin: WOW Brian has a soviet personality. I find it attractive.

"See that's why I don't like you anymore dude! You are fucking cocky as fuck! I thought you were humble" said Trent.

"Well you thought wrong dumb pussy" said Brian.

Corbin and Allen began to laugh.

"Fuck you guys! Fuck all of you" said Trent.

"AY YOU CAN SAY FUCK YOU TO ME AND CORBIN, BUT MY BROTHER HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS! THAT'S MY FAMILY! DON'T FUCKING DISRESPECT MY FAMILY" snapped Brian.

Confessional Trent: Family huh? Why is he trying to act like Antonio so much?

" Dude you are pathetic! You are a fail HBIC! You are trying to be Antonio, and it isn't working..." said Trent.

Confessional Brian: Is this bitch serious? I am LIVID!

"Antonio!? Antonio was the fail HBIC! I am the one who cordinated this plan to get the family out of the house! I run this shit! I got all the guys out this house bitch! I am the only original guy her bitch! I ran your insecure ass too! You can't get pussy, and the only reason why you got brain from that slut Trish is because she's SLUT!!! You are a fail model! You are a fail as a human being because you are so introverted and insecure, and you don't even deserve to live you fucking bastard! I hope your mom gets shot dead for giving birth to your sorry ass" yelled Brian.

"FUCK YOU!!! I HATE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!" yelled Trent as he lunged across the seats of the limo the punch Brian.

Confessional Brian: Was that a punch? Oh IT'S A WRAP!!!"

Brian then blocked Trent's punch and began pounding on his head.

Corbin and Allen joined in showering Trent with kicked and punches.

"DON'T FUCK WITH MY BROTHER ASSHOLE!!!!" yelled Allen as he pounded Trent's ribs.

"FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!" yelled Corbin as he kicked and punched Trent all in his back.

" I WANNA SEE BLOODSHED YOU FUCKING PUNK BITCH!" yelled Brian as he mercilessly pounded Trent's head.

Corbin,Allen,and Brian were all just fucking Trent up! Kicking and punching the shit out of him.

Trent fell to the floor of the limo as Brian,Corbin,and Trent continued beating the shit out of him with no mercy.

The producers and security then all jumped in and tried to break them up, but Corbin continued kicking, and Brian held on to Trent's hair punching his head.

"GET OFF OF HIM YOU THREE STOP IT!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!" yelled the producers as they finally got them off of him.

Trent then flopped out of the car with a black eye,a busted fat lip,and bruised ribs and stomache.

"You need a hospital!" said the producers in shock.

"FUCK YOU ALL! I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL BRO!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME MAN!!!! YOU ARE SERIOUSLY THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT EVER!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU!" cried Trent...

Trent was then carried by the producers to a bus stop where they waited for the ambulance...

Trent was weak battered and bruised,stumbling all over the place.

"Unfortunately Trent... You threw the first punch so you have to go home..." said the producers.

"BUT THE OTHER TWO JOINED IN FOR NO REASON!" cried Trent.

"Sorry but when you threw the first punch, you were already out of the cast, so them hitting you was like hitting a random stranger. It has no effect on them unfortunately." said the producers.

"Can I press charges?" said Trent"

"Yup" said the producers.

Meanwhile

The limo pulled off with Corbin,Brian,and Allen in it.

"HAHA I have bruises on my fingers from punching him" laughed Corbin.

"ANOTHER LAME BITCH OUT THE HOUSE! 1 2 3 SAY TEAM BRIAN" said Brian.

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"TEAM BRIAN!!!!" said the three guys in unison.

Confessional Brian: This proves that if you are with me, then you are all good! If you are against me, then you are Done.

"DONE!!!!!"" yelled Brian as the limo rolled off leaving Trent...

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EPISODE SIX

Brian, Allen and Corbin get out of the limo and walk into the house with confidence.


^Confessional - Brian

I think it's pretty clear that.. I'm the most dominant male in Real World history, since day one, if I don't like you, you leave. It's really just that simple.


"Hii boys!" Trish says welcoming them. "Back off whore" says Allen.


^Confessional - Trish

The boys come back and I noticed Trent is gone, and these 3 are walking around like they own this place. Something totally went down, but really, I don't care. -adjusts bra-


"Um what?" asks Trish. "If you're gonna argue, beware of who you're talking to." Brian snaps back. Trish backs down

Ming and Karen notice from the living room and giggle to themselves.


^Confessional - Ming

Brian just shut Trish down. Not that I Brian. But he's getting a little too cocky.


"HOUSE MEEETING" calls Brian. All of the room mates (except Liberty) stroll into the living room. Brian stands in the middle with confidence.

"Um... where's Trent?" asks Ming. "He's gone" says Brian with an evil smirk across his face. "What do you mean gone?" she asks shocked. "He pushed my last button, so he's gone." he answers humbly.


^Confessional - Karen

Trent... is GONE?! I thought he'd make it to the end for sure... wow.... I can't believe it.



"I'm just gonna make something clear to EACH and EVERY one of you" Brian says sharply. "Do NOT FUCK WITH ME. Because like Brent... like Heather.. like Danny... like Antonio. and NOW, like Trent. i WILL KICK YOUR ASS TO THE CURB."

Ming, Karen, Trish are left with their mouths hanging in shock.


^Confessional - Ming

Brian really think this is the Brian show, and if you don't like him then you get kicked off? NEWS FLASH. This is the REAL WORLD. But I'm starting to realize.. that maybe it's time for me to show Brian he isn't untouchable. Us girls need to stick together!


"Wow... I don't think a man has ever turned me on more in my life!" admits Trish. "Me either!" Corbin says thinking outloud. "Wait what?" asks Allen and Brian simultaneously.

"Oh nothing!" says Corbin red in the face. "I'm going to go.. err.. shave my back... us Russians... you know.. we get hairy..." he says awkwardly strolling to his room to masturbate.


^Confessional - Corbin

I almost blew my covah!


"Anyway, me and Allen are going out tonight, you guys can come if you want" Brian says.


^Confessional - Allen

I'm impressed with my brother. He's done a good job of taking over this house with no problem.. I just am a little sick of his speaking soo much and me never getting any chance to shine..


"We'll come!" says Ming. "We will?" asks Karen. "Yeah! Right Karen?" says Ming. Karen gives an empty stare "Sure...."

"Brian.. SPARE ME!" Karen randomly blurts out. Ming begins to face palm.

"I DONT WANNA GO HOME, I HAVE NOTHING THERE, NO JOB, NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF THIS!" she pleads.

"aHAHAHAHAHA" laughs Brian. "Karen you've been cool, so don't worry". "Oh goodness! Thank you"


^Confessional - Karen

I'm sorry girls, but... I've been on the losing side twice now! Once with Liberty, and second time with Ming. Brian and Allen run this house... and I'm homeless if I go home! I need to stick to their side.

"Clean yourself up though if you plan on going out with us.." demands Allen. "Oh.. right away!" she says rushing to her room.

"I'll go get ready too" says Allen. Trish follows after Allen.


^Confessional - Trish

I just wanna get a moment to talk to Allen.. and get on his good graces really.. after that house meeting.. it's clear I need to be sleeping with at least ONE of the two brothers... or maybe both!


An awkward silence sweeps the room as Ming and Brian stare each other down.

"Why the cold shoulder Ming?" Brian asks teasingly. "Brian, I'm not gonna be fake with you like everyone else. I don't like you, I'm not afraid of you, and you're sure as HELL not gonna send ME home. I'm a strong independent woman!" Ming proclaims.

"AHAHAHAHAH, we'll see how long you last then." Brian says evilly as he walks upstairs.

Ming is left sitting alone drinking her tea.


^Confessional - Ming

Of course I'm a little nervous... I've seen what Brian is capable of. He's thrown matress, locked people outside, excluded people, and sent people home.. But I'm not going home. I'm not hitting anyone, I'm NOT leaving. I just hope my time here isn't made miserable...

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Confessional Karen: Okay the dynamics of this house have changed! If I want to survive in this house... I have to play the game. I am getting really sick of Ming and Liberty personally. They are too dumb to play the game, so I think their days are numbered.

"ALLEN!!!" yelled Brian...

"What?" asked Allen.

"BRO MEETING!" said Brian.

Allen and Brian shut their door and had a private conversation.

"Look... We fucking run this house now!" said Brian.

"Yeah I know" said Allen.

"We need a plan... We need a group of followers" said Brian.

"Okay well Trish is a whore, so she can be the groups slut... She will definitely do what we want" said Allen.

"WRITE THIS DOWN!" demanded Brian.

"Okay Trish is our pussy" said Allen as he wrote it down.

"Corbin seems gay... I think he has a crush on me because he blurted that statement out earlier... If he turns on me, I will bring his ass out the closet and make him wanna commit suicide" said Brian.

"List him as our dog!" said Brian.

"Okay Corbin is our dog on a leash" said Allen as he wrote it
down.

"Karen will definitely do what we ask of her! She knows I run this shit and she will turn on Liberty and Ming for us" said Brian.

"Okay I am marking Karen down as the traitor" said Allen.

"She can definitely be a good traitor! She is on our side now baby!" said Brian.

"Okay and Ming... She is a cunt! She thinks she is a boss bitch! Put her on my shit list" said Brian.

"ROGER THAT!" said Allen.

"ALL RIGHT ALLEN ROUND THESE BITCHES UP IN HERE!" demanded Brian.

"Yes Bro!" said Allen.

Allen then brought Karen,Trish,and Corbin into the room and said "We want to recruit you guys to our crew"

Trish,Corbin,and Karen jumped for joy.

Confessional Karen: My dream came true today!!!

"Yes we are the motherfucking blondz in this shit!" said Brian.

"PUT Y'ALL HANDS IN!!!" yelled Brain

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"THE BLONDZ!!!!!!!!!" yelled the group in unison...

"WTF?" said Ming as she heard a group chant upstairs...

Confessional Ming: So I hear people upstairs chanting, and I hear Karen's fucking voice with them. What the fuck is her issue!

"Haha I am not blond but I will totally dye my hair for you Brian" said Corbin.

"DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!" chanted The Blondz.

"Okay look bitches! Ima give you two makeovers!" Trish said to Karen and Corbin.

"Karen Ima make you hot!" said Trish

Confessional Karen: Wow Trish is actually being nice to me?

"Corbin we are going to make you an official part of the blondz" said Trish.

Trish went in her luggage and got her blonde hair dye out and her makeover kit.

Trish took Corbin and Karen into her room to fix them up.

On the other hand

Brian and Allen high fived on their success of their new crew.

Confessional Brian: This fucking house is dominated by the blondz now motherfucker! I aint Allison! I aint got "minions" these bitches is my sons!"

an hour later...

Trish finished her masterpiece

CORBIN

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KAREN

SPOILER: Click to show

"OMFG KAREN YOU LOOK HOT!" said Allen.

"Karen looked shocked... WOW THANKS!" said Karen.

"GOOD JOB TRISH!!!" said Karen.

"Corbin you look killer dude!" said Brian.

" I REALLY LIKE DEEZ" said Corbin.

"Okay y'all let's go to the club.." said Allen.

"LET'S LEAVE THAT BITCH MING THOUGH" said Brian...

"YEAH!" said Corbin and Trish.

Karen dropped her head in shame.

Confessional Karen: I feel bad, but I have to do what I have to do!

"Sure!" said Karen.

"THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!" said Brian...

The Blondz all ran and giggles out the door and into the limo...

"PULL OFF PULL OFF" Brian demanded the limo driver.

on the other hand

Ming was in the restroom finishing her make up and hair...

"Alright Libbs babe Ima go out with these jerks for a while okay?

"MUUUUHHHH" mumbled Liberty in pain.

Ming then walked down stairs and saw the limo pulling out.

"WAIT WAIT!!!!" yelled Ming running.

but the limo pulled off...

Ming chased it but broke a heel and fell.

"AHHHH!!!" yelled Ming as she hit the ground.

"CAT EATING BITCH!!!!!!!" yelled Trish out the window laughing.

Confessional Ming: I thought Karen was my friend, I mean I expected it from the rest of those jerk offs, but Karen... I'm over that bitch!.

Ming rubbed her skinned knee and limped back in the house....

BACK TO THE LIMO

We dissed that bitch like we did Trent earlier on" said Brian...

-Flashes back to Trent being left-

"We are going to have such a great time!" said Allen.

"CHEERS" said everyone in unison as they toasted Champagne...

"Hey Trish... I haven't had a taste of you yet..." said Brian.

Trish then climbed over to Brian and tongue kissed him...

"FUCK BABY!" said Brian...

"What about me?" said Allen...

Trish then climbed over to Allen and tongue kissed him

"OH HELL YEAH!" said Allen.

"Want one?" Trish asked Corbin...

Corbin shook his head no...

"Are you gay dude!" said Brian...

Confessional Brian: A dude that turns a kiss down from Trish is seriously gay!

Trish then climbed over to Karen and began making out with her instead.

"OOOHHHH HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Brian and Allen.

Karen grabbed Trish and made out back

Confessional Karen: I did some girl on girl scenes back in my day as a porn star! This is nothing new.

"YEAH BABY!" said Allen.

"Corbin you gotta kiss someone!" said Allen.

"I iiiii Iiiiiii" said Corbin stuttering.

"Wanna kiss me?" said Allen.

"WHAT?!" said Trish and Karen.

"Sure!" said Corbin.

"OMFG CORBIN YOU ARE GAY!!!" yelled Brian

Corbin and Allen began making out hardcore.

"WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Brian,Trish and Karen laughing and clapping.

Corbin didn't deny, he continued kissing Allen.

Confessional Brian: Yeah my bro is a little bi curious... I have nothing against gays, so Corbin being gay won't affect him as my pawn.

The limo then pulled up to the club...

All the blondz exited out and went in to party the night away, while Ming and Liberty were at home miserable.