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Post by S&M on Nov 1, 2010 20:52:58 GMT -5
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Post by S&M on Nov 1, 2010 21:07:09 GMT -5
GIRLS!
Karen is a 22 year old emotional mess from Las Vegas Nevada. Growing up as a child Karen was overweight, and therefore had alot of insecurities and issues with her self confidence. Throughout her childhood she was ridiculed for her weight, and was never really the most popular girl. In High School, she wanted a change. She lost a hundred pounds, and began slimming down however her body type was still kind of plump and she was thinning out but not entirely. Being completely sheltered and not really experiencing any male attention, she began getting so upset and decided that if she couldn't be sexy and get a males attention, she was going to force her way in to that life.
She then began dabbling in pornography.
Starting at 19, she did porn for 3 years straight, making over 100,000 a year and seemed well off, however it began to attract the attention of her peers and family as to how she was making such an income, and Karen was EXTREMELY ashamed at the fact she had done porn.
Karen's real dream was to be in the music industry..she always wanted to be a DJ, but was willing to settle for a radio personality because she felt she is ugly and didnt need to be seen by people. She met a man named Chicago Larry through doing adult films, and he hooked her a daily radio job in Vegas.
One day, she had shot a porn dvd in three parts, and realized her film was being produced by a "big girls" porn site. She then realized that she was being known as the chubby porn girl, and had an emotional breakdown. She attempted to kill herself, by overdosing. Her friend however found her in her home, and was able to take her to the hospital and had her stomache pumped in time.
Because she quit doing adult films, Chicago Larry dropped her from doing the vegas radio station, so right now she is unemployed.
She hopes that coming on the Real World she will make REAL friends. She hopes to find herself, and find people who accept her. She wants to realize that her life isn't as terrible as she thinks and hopes this experience will be life changing and give her the self confidence she needs. She also wouldnt mind finding a job with radio on the real world.
Heather - is a 20 year old Indian princess. Her family owns a chain of gas stations across the nation making her a very very rich girl. She's always been the enter of attention, always had the best and nicest things. She thinks very highly of herself and only hangs out with pretty people. She doesn't like ugly people, and she doesn't like ghetto people. She doesn't have many aspirations in life other then inherit her parents wealth. Heather's only problem in life is her parents are deeply religious and have planned her a wedding with an indian back at home who she is currently "with". She doesn't want to have an arranged marriage and his hoping her parents die before they force to have her wedding.
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Liberty - 21 year old black woman from Atlanta Georigia. Liberty from a young age has been heavily influenced by Christianity and the miracles it can perform on people. Her mother was a raging alcoholic and neglected Liberty, up until she was about 14. Liberty was raised with her grandparents for the most part, and prayed for her mother everyday. Randomly one day, Liberty sought after her mother and read to her a bible verse, then performed an exorcism on her. And magically her mother was SAVED. Since then her and her mother are close as can be. Liberty never really went out with friends, never had a boyfriend, never had sex, has missed out on ALOT. Because she doesn't like most people, and is always too busy reading the bible. She believes most people are sinners and disrespectful to the lord. She is a warrior of god and will stop at nothing to bring jesus and the lord's word to the Real World. She plans to turn gay people straight, turn train wrecks into angels, and perform numerous exorcisms to save the poor lost souls who come onto this show.
[/i] [/size] Ming - 20 year old asian Starbucks Barista from Ktown Los Angeles. She is a korean american who takes life one day at a time. She's cooky, fun and flirty. She likes to have fun in random ways and is very outgoing and expressive. She dresses in a peculiar fashion which often has people wondering what she has going on in her head. She does not like drama, but somehow it often finds her. Because she enjoys the Ktown night life, she is someone who loves to be the center of attention, she likes dancing with random guys, being flirtatious to get free stuff. She doesn't really like hooking up with random guys, and hates one night stands. She has a slight problem with guys obsessing over her almost to the point of stalking her. Men just seem to instantly fall for her, constantly begging her to go on dates with them, it can be very over whelming for her, but she just thinks its cute. [/b][/i]
Trish is a 20 year old blonde bombshell from MALiBU CALi. She prides herself on being from Cali, and feels like she was born into a very high position. She loves herself. People often refer to her as just "Malibu" and that is her nickname. Fake tan, Fake nails, Fake hair , EVERYTHING IS GOOD. She feels like any girl who is not as priveliged as she has been, does not have a position to step to her. In high school, She was Homecoming Queen, and Prom Queen. She is a pageant princess, along as a hawaii tropic girl, and even toured on the hawaii tropic bus for a year. Shes stunning, and people who look at her think shes sexy and sweet, but she has a very demanding personality and has a HUGE EGO. She knows shes great, she thinks shes great, and people tell her shes great. She thinks the saying "nobody's perfect" was correct, until the day she was born. Since the day she was born, shes been a trust fund baby! She has allll the money she needs, and she has even MORE coming in when her grandfather dies so she is really hoping he dies soon. She has her own mansion in Malibu, along with numerous friends that stay with her, and a different boy toy every other week. She doesn't want a relationship, she just wants to have temporary flings until she gets older.
On the Real World, she hopes to get a group of followers to help her make her time in the house great! She wants all of her followers to be uglier than her, but they have to be pretty! They can't be ugly because that will give her a bad name.
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Post by S&M on Nov 1, 2010 21:14:49 GMT -5
BOYSAntonio[/size] - is 23 year old self proclaimed "Italian God" from Staten Island New york. He thinks he will be the "boss" of the house. He wants control of the whole house and if he doesn't like you then you will treated like shit by him the whole season. "I will wipe my ass with you bro" is how he views the guys that he calls "The Enemy". Antonio is proud to be Italian and is all about GTP (Gym, Tan, Pussy) fuck laundry... He gets a lot of women, but he really does NOT care about love! He just wants pussy with no strings attached. He is proud to call himself a guido and he lives the juice head lifestyle to the best of his ability,and he wants this season of New Jersey to be all about the Guidos and Guidettes.If you are not Italian then you are done is his opinion. He handles himself as a the leader of the mob. He gives the orders to his crew and he gives the advice. He is also very protective of his crew and treats as family. He will get very violent for them and take drastic action in their defense. Antonio grew up as his dad's favorite... His father was actually a Italian gangster and was heavy into selling drugs (not doing) His father taught him Italian tradition and taught him how to be the MAN of the house... Sadly his father was brutally murdered one day and Antonio had to take care of his mother and siblings by himself. He was the boss and the man of the house and he never let his sistes go out with any random guido! They had to get the pass from him or he kicked their ass! He is just a dominant character who wants to lead the pack...  Brent is a 22 year old guy from Manhattan New york, he is very concerned with his appearance at all times and he makes sure that he looks good for the ladies. He is very very well groomed, from his finger nails to his hair to his attire. He is conceited though, and he thinks he is THE SHIT! He has no problem with calling other guys ugly, and if you are ugly to him then he will make fun of you, and make your life a living hell. He hates uglies,creeps,and weirdos,and he thinks that they should be wiped from earth. He likes to listen to rock music in his spare time and he likes to party and meet hot girls and show them his "magic stick" as he calls his dick... He also is annoyed with over religious people and republicans, he thinks that they are boring hags, and he doesn't want people like that getting in his way of having fun, and being judgmental to people. "You are a fucking psychotic LOSER!!! Get that through your fucking head! You will never score with females and you will never be me you fucking failure!!!"
- 18 year old fresh out of high school from South Dakota. Danny is someone who was over looked, picked on, and did not get any attention in high school. He was known as the nerd and having poor social status. He's a virgin, and has not even had his first kiss yet. He tends to be a sneaky instigating little jerk. He likes to stir the plot then stay innocent and watch the drama unfold. He goes from person to person to gather information on them then use it against them later, or to tell another person. Will this instigating little fuck finally get a cruisin for a bruisin he's been asking for?[/b][/i]
Trent - 24 year old from Washington D.C. Trent is a working high fashion model. He is someone who for the most part is very friendly and tends to get along with most people and make friends very easily. He has the body and looks men wish they could have but he is actually very insecure and has a difficult time picking up women. He doesn't like whores, bitches, and anything negative women can be. He wants a good girl he can settle down with. He loves to party, but has a problem when it comes to drinking. He tends to black out and completely forget what happened the entire night.  CORBIN age 23- is a Russian model that currently lives in Los Angeles California. A lot of girls wanted him ever since High School and the ladies are still wanting him. He has dated many many women, but when he does date a woman, it is only as an accessory. The women who do get him often feel jipped... They are looking for the BING BAAAANG! but instead they get ignored and neglected and treated as a arm piece... He is only seen with top of the line "GORGEOUS GIRLS" no one less than smoking hot... You may ask why does he date smoking hot ladies who are all over him, but he never even notices them? BECAUSE HE IS GAY GAY GAY! No one has found out yet, but he sleeps with many other male models and male photographers on the side. He has many guy fuck buddies that he is extremely passionate with, but as of now he is in the closet and puts this straight facade on,and with his deep Russian accent no on notices. He acts very homophobic though and he can be pretty snooty and has an attitude like he thinks he is better than others (He thinks he is better than Americans) The homophobic side of him is just a cover up and a front! But the snooty and cocky side IS NOT! He really is cocky and arrogant, and he really does think he is better than Americans... Also, Although he is gay, he is not at all feminine... He is masculine even when he is with his gay lovers... He is definitely the top.
His personality toward the hot babes that he dates is sort of like " *Russian accent* Get over here and smile for the camera hunny! * paparazzi snaps snaps* Okay the paparazzi are gone now! Leave me alone and get out of my presence bitch!"
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Post by S&M on Nov 1, 2010 21:18:40 GMT -5
Two mystery guys (1 blonde and 1 brunette) sit on a beach as they smoke cigarettes together and laugh about the other roommates.
"If they want to be butt hurt over the fucking truth then so be it!" said the mystery brunette guy smoking a cig.
"Oh God dude!" said the mystery blonde guy.
"What?!" said mystery brunette guy.
Three roommates march out with bags and luggage in their hands and dump it in the ocean!
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!" yelled the mystery brunette as he ran into the mansion and began breaking stuff.
"STOP!!!!" yells a black girl as she tries to calm him down and then spit flies in her face.
another mystery guy then begins to drag the brunette out the house!
and lock him out.
"The brunette guy then began to try and break the doors opens as he screams at the top of his lungs and then BOOM! the doors bursts open...
5 hours earlier!
8 roommates are all on a sail boat to land on the island Hawaii (Kona)
Confessional Danny: I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! I am on a motherfucking boat! Gosh I love that song... I am a bit curious to find out what these people are all about... I already know that I probably won't be liked.
Confessional Liberty: GOD BLESS ME OUT HERE ON THIS BOAT! The devil is a liar! I just hope that I can save this Hawaiian island from Satan's evil!
Confessional Heather: I am rich, I am beautiful, I am just a fucking Diva! I would like to only talk to socialites and the Hawaiian elite.
Confessional Antonio: I am going to run this fucking house! FUCK THE SITUATION! I am Jersey for real! I don't bullshit, I keep it 100%! I am going to lead this fucking brigade! You'll see.
Confessional Brent: I am conceited, I am charming, I am sexy! I am Brent! This house is not ready for me... I am looking around this boat and it is just filled with ugly! I want to be in charge of the very few hot people here.
Confessional Brian: Music is my life. I am the lead singer of a famous band. I am away from my brothers for the first time in my life, and I am kind of nervous for this experience. I just hope the dudes here are pretty chill and not too retarded.
Confessional Ming: I am like Tila Tequila except not slutty and not on drugs! I just like to have fun and giggle and BE ME! I have my own style and I don't give a care what anyone thinks about me. A lot of guys want me, but I am here for fun and I do not need to be locked down.
Confessional Karen: I am a blonde haired,blue eyed, wholesome woman! I have a past that I am not too proud about, but who doesn't make mistakes? I am hoping to meet some friends here who actually like me for me!
Liberty walks over to Karen on the other end of the boat with her bible in her hand and her church hat on.
"Hi there!" said Liberty to Karen.
"Oh hi there!" said Karen smiling.
"I guess I'll start to meet people since no one else is speaking" said Liberty.
"Yeah I am pretty much to myself most of time! Nice hat!" replied Karen.
Confessional Liberty: I approached Karen because she is the least revealing and she looks like she has class, and it looks like she loves Jesus!
"Is that the holy bible in your hand?" Karen asked Liberty.
"Sure is HALLELUJAH!" yelled Liberty
"I just converted to Christianity... I was just baptized last month!" said Karen.
"God bless you honey!" said Liberty as she smiled and continued to chat with Karen.
Heather walked with her toy yorkie in her Gucci doggy bag.
Confessional Heather: I see these two ugly bitches talking! One with a bible and one with veiny boobs and cheap clothes! They are both disgusting, so I decide to fuck with them a little bit!
"What are you ugly whores up to?" laughed Heather.
"OH HOW I NEVER!" yelled Karen.
"YOU NEED JESUS GIRL!" said Liberty.
"Fuck Jesus bitch! You need a plastic surgeon!" said Heather.
"Oh my word!" yelled Liberty as she held her heart.
Liberty then reached in her purse and tried to find some holy water.
"GOT IT!" said Liberty as she drenched Heather with it.
"AHHH EEEWWW GET THIS NIGGER JUICE OFF OF ME!" Heather yelled as she dropped her doggy bag.
Her Yorkie then ran out and jumped overboard.
"NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Benji!!!!!!!!!!" cried Heather.
Confessional Danny: I look over to the other side of the boat and I see that drama has started already! Heather is on the floor crying for some reason.
"What happened!!!?" yelled Antonio.
"This bitch made my baby jump in the ocean!!!!!" yelled Heather.
"Why the fuck would you do that dude?!" Antonio yelled at Liberty.
"It was an accident...The little soul is in heaven now anyways... It is in better care with God than with Heather!" Liberty claimed.
"Fuck you!" said Antonio as he starred Liberty down.
Confessional Antonio: This bitch Liberty rubbed me the wrong way ALREADY! Heather is hot as fuck and this ugly hoe just fucking killed her dog.
Liberty held her heart and began reading scriptures.
Confessional Karen: I am giggling to myself right now... Although it was an accident and Libby didn't mean to kill her puppy, Heather deserves it!
Confessional Liberty: All I know is that Antonio and Heather are very bitter mean people. My mission is to save them!
Antonio began to speak with Heather.
"Don't cry beautiful" said Antonio.
Confessional Heather: Antonio is hot... He is like the male version of me!
Brent is bonding with Brian.
"Yo dude what's up?" said Brent.
Confessional Brent: Brian is my type of guy! I recognize him from youtube, and I remember thinking that he was awesome with his music!
"Hi man what's up?" asked Brian.
"I remember seeing you on youtube! Are you a musician?" asked Brent.
"I sure am." said Brian.
"Hey guys!" said Danny (trying to get in the conversation.)
"Ugh! Get away!" said Brent with an attitude, as he continued talking to Brian.
Confessional Brent: Danny looks like a nerd! He looks like he is straight out of Beauty and the geek. I'm sorry but I don't talk to ugly people or losers.
Brent whispered to Brian "That kid looks fucking lame!"
Brian and Brent laughed at Danny.
Danny dropped his head and walked away.
Confessional Brian: Brent is kind of an asshole... He is cool with me FOR NOW! But he seems like the type of guy that won't get along with me in the long run, because he talks shit behind others backs... Ima just steer clear of him for now.
"OH MY GOSH THE MANSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Ming.
The boat docked on the beautiful island of Hawaii and rung it's bell to signal that it was time for the cast mates to get off and check out their new place!
Confessional Ming: Like Oh my frigging gosh! We land on like this private beach! WE HAVE OUR OWN PRIVATE BEACH!!!!
"I can fucking Tan all day right in front of the ocean!" said Antonio.
Confessional Antonio: Are you fucking kidding me!? A private beach!!! We have a fucking beach for our backyard! This is fucking awesome!
"Enough with the beach you guys lets go look at the mansion!" said Brian as everyone followed him and ran into the mansion.
"PRAISE JESUS!!!!!!!" yelled Liberty.
"Oh hell yeah!" yelled Karen.
Liberty gave her a stare (because she said hell)
and Karen said "Oh umm I mean Oh Heavens yeah!!!"
then Liberty smiled.
Antonio opened the doors and he was immediately laid by a Hawaiian hula girl, and given pineapple juice.
Confessional Heather: We all walk in to this gorgeous mansion and we get leis around our necks!
"Mmmmm this pineapple juice is delicious!" said Ming.
The roomates ran around checking out the whole place.
Antonio looked in the fridge and cracked open some cans of Hawaiian punch 
All the roommates grabbed a can.
"HAWAIIAN PUNCH FOR AN HAWAIIAN ADVENTURE!!!! CHEERS TO SEASON 6 BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Antonio.
"WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" everyone yelled as the drunk up their Hawaiian punch.
Heather was unpacking in her room with Antonio as she cried a little.
"Are you still upset about your little pup?" said Antonio.
"Yeah! Benji was everything to me..." said Heather.
"I can't believe it jumped in the ocean..." said Antonio.
"Yeah! I fucking hate that black bitch!" said Heather as she continued to unpack.
Confessional Antonio: I don't give a fuck about Heather's dog... I just wanna see her sex faces.
"So do you got a boy friend?" asked Antonio.
Heather looked around...
"Uhhh... not really" said Heather.
"What do you mean?" said Antonio.
"I have a guy that my family would like me to marry back at home, but he is just not my type." said Heather.
"Why the fuck is your parents planning your life for you?" asked Antonio.
"My dad is rich and owns many gas stations... I am his princess and he does not want a loser with me for only my money" said Heather.
Confessional Antonio: THIS BITCH IS RICH?! CHACHING!
"So what is your type? asked Antonio.
"You're kind of my type." said Heather as she winked and walked out the room to get a drink.
Here is who is rooming with who.
Heather and Antonio
Karen and Liberty
Brent and Brian
Ming and Danny
"HOUSE MEETING!!!!!" yelled Danny.
Everyone went down stairs.
"I think it's time for us to all get to know each other a little more." said Danny.
everyone gathered around the coach.
"Who wants to start?" asked Danny.
"I will!" said Liberty as she raised her hand.
"Well I am Liberty Jackson or Sister Jackson! I am a born again baptist Christian PRAISE JESUS! I am here to turn Hawaii into a holy state of America!"
Everyone looked around and rolled their eyes...
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Karen the began to clap...
She was the only one clapping.
Confessional Liberty: Everyone in this house but Karen are heathens!"
"Anyways... My name is Brent! I am here to be the God of this house and to bring the party!" said Brent.
"Wait wait wait... did this motherfucker just say the God of the house?" asked Anotnio.
Confessional Antonio: This guy Brent is coming off a bit too strong! Ima have to put him in his place if he continues this way... He don't wanna be on my shit list!
"Yeah I said the God of this house! What you gonna problem dude!?" asked Brent to Antonio.
"Dude you're coming off a bit to strong! Pump your fucking brakes before I pump them for you!" said Antonio.
"I mean lets just be honest here! I am the best looking guy here! You are a fucking midget! That bitch Heather has a man face! Danny looks like a star trek maniac loser! Ming looks like the rest of her kind... nothing special there! Liberty is a narrow minded ugly monkey bitch! Karen is a fat ass ugly piece of crap! You are all UGLY!" yelled Brent.
Confessional Brent: Yeah I said it! Am I coming off too strong for you America? Well then fucking get used to it because Brent is in the fucking house!
"WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU! YOU FUCKING JERK OFF!" yelled Heather as she threw her drink in Brent's face.
"Baby that doesn't hurt me!" yelled Brent!"
"Throw the drinks! Spit at me! Hit me and get kicked out the house! I don't give a fuck, because at the end of the day! I'm still a winner and you are all still beneath me!
"DUDE FUCKING MEET ME OUTSIDE! MEET ME NIGGA! MEET ME AT THE BEACH YOU PUNK BITCH!" yelled Anotnio enraged.
Confessional Ming: This guy Brent is an ass, and Antonio has serious anger issues... There is just not enough room for all these cocky people... I didn't even get a chance to tell my story  .
Confessional Danny: This was supposed to be a time for us to all get to know each other and tell our stories, but drama just had to happen... BUT I LOVE IT! I am an instigator by nature and I am going to make sure that fireworks spark today "evil laughs"
Danny ran in Heather and Antonio's room to try and make them even more pissed at Brent.
Confessional Danny: Brent was mean to me on the boat, so I am going to make sure that he gets what is coming to him!
"THIS FUCKING IDIOT WANTS TO CALL US NAMES! HE THINKS HE WILL RUN THIS SHIT!" said Antonio enraged.
"Yeah he called you a midget dude! That is fucked up! He called you a man face Heather... That's not right! You guys should not let him get away with that!" said Danny trying to egg them on.
"You're right! Ima fucking ruin his ass! I run this house! I am the leader of the pack!" said Antonio.
"Yes you are! Yes you are!" said Danny.
Confessional Heather: I see through Danny's manipulation and instigating bullshit but, I am not going to interfere with his instigation, because I hate Brent right now, and I want Antonio to beat his ass!
"I'M PISSED OFF!" yelled Antonio as he punched a hole into the wall.
"Oh my gosh calm down baby!" said Heather.
"He can be pissed off all he wants! I made a plan to run this house before I got here and I will be the star of this season." said Brent to Brian.
"Dude... You came off a bit harsh though" said Brian.
"Bro... It's called air time! No one was expecting me to be all douchey! They wanted me to be like nicey nicer and shit and they were in for a surprise!" said Brent.
"I guess man..." said Brian.
"Ay bro... Come smoke a cigarette with me!" said Brent.
"Okay dude." said Brian.
Brian and Brent went outside to the private beach area to smoke and laugh and talk, but Antonio was still pissed.
Confessional Antonio: This guy came in here with the wrong attitude! Jersey don't play that shit! We have anger issues in Jersey! We flip tables, we raise our voices, we overreact! That's just what we do! I am about to overreact and pop the fuck off!
"Yo Danny! Yo Heather! Yo lets get his shit and all his luggage and fucking throw it in the ocean!" said Antonio.
Heather,Danny,and Antonio re-packed up Brent's shit and prepared to throw it in the waters of Hawaii.
Liberty,Karen,and Ming stayed out of it.
Confessional Ming: I am a positive person and I don't like the drama... I came here to have fun and I am not getting involved with the nonsense.
Liberty and Karen decided to stay in their room and read the bible together.
Confessional Brian: I know that Brent was mean, but these people in this house are overexagerating and seriously taking things too far! They are fucking immature!
Brian and Brent were laughing and talking UNTIL!
"Oh god no!" said Brian.
"What?" asked Brent as he turned around and saw Antonio,Heather,and Danny carrying his luggage and running it to the ocean.
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!" yelled Brent!
"THEY ARE TOUCHING MY SHIT!!!" Brent yelled at the producers.
"That is fucking Givenchy,Prada, and D&G in that bag!!! PUT MY SHIT DOWN!!!!" yelled Brent.
Brent and Brian both ran to try and stop them.
"STOP YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!" yelled Brian.
"Or what motherfucker?!" said Antonio grinning.
"PLEASE!!!!" said Brent.
"Say that Antonio is the fucking boss, and that you are beneath me, and that you are a worthless piece of shit." said Antonio.
Brent then repeated it.
"Made you say it punk bitch!" said Antonio as he ordered Danny and Heather to dump his stuff in the ocean.
Brent stuff then went in the waters and sunk down.
Brent stopped crying immediately.
"That's fucked up..." said Brian.
Brent then got up off the ground and walked in the house calmly.
"What is wrong with him?" said Heather.
"Why is he walking so calmly?" asked Danny.
"Where you going pussy?!" asked Antonio.
Brent walked in the house calmly and not saying a word to anyone.
Brian gave Antonio a mean glance "You are a fucking moron!" said Brian.
"Shut your ass up you spineless pathetic loser!" said Antonio.
Heather looked and Danny and Danny looked at Heather and everyone was just wondering what the hell was going through Brent's mind.
EVERYONE THEN HEARD PLATES AND GLASS BREAKING.
Brent was fucking up the house and breaking everything thing with a lamp.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" said Ming as she jumped up out of bed.
"OH LORD JESUS!" said Liberty as her and Karen ran to see what was going on.
Antonio,Heather,Danny,and Brian ran back into the mansion to try and stop Brent from destroying their new mansion!
"STOP!!!!" said Ming as she tried to grab Brent.
"GET OFF MY BITCH!" said Brent as he slung Ming to the ground.
"STOP IN JESUS NAME!" said Liberty as she threw the bible at Brent.
Brent then spit in Liberty's face.
"What the hell?" said Karen.
"That was uncalled for!" said Danny.
Liberty then began crying and praying to God as she ran in her room.
"I wanna hit him so bad! but God is my savior and I will not go to the dark side over this!" yelled Liberty.
"FUCK YOU!" yelled Karen.
but Brent continued breaking shit in the house.
"Brent calm down dude" said Brian.
"CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!! THEY FUCKING THREW MY SHIT IN THE OCEAN AND YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN!!! " yelled Brent.
Antonio then pushed Brent down on the ground and drug him by his feet out of the door.
"STOP DRAGGING HIM!!!" yelled Brian.
Confessional Heather: Antonio is super strong and that is so sexy... He is dragging Brent which is a pretty buff guy through the house like a suitcase.
Antonio then drug Brent out the house and locked him outside.
"HEY EVERYONE LOCK EVERYONE DOOR IN THE MANSION!" yelled Antonio.
Everyone beside Brian began locking every door.
Confessional Brian: I am pissed that these people are all followers... Antonio is a big bully and he should be the one getting kicked out.
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOORS!!!!" yelled Brent as he was so pissed and red in the face he was crying and his veins was popping out his neck.
Brian then went to open the door for Brent but Antonio came behind Brian and knocked him outside with Brent and locked him out as well.
"FUCK!" yelled Brian.
Confessional Brent: I AM PISSED! FUCK THIS FUCKING HOUSE! I AM GOING TO SUE THE REAL WORLD! THEY THREW MY CLOTHES IN THE OCEAN AND THEN THEY DRAG ME OUTSIDE AND LOCK ME OUT LIKE I AM SO ANIMAL! NO FUCK THIS!!!! FUCK THIS SHIT!
Brent then began to try to break in the house and shake the door handle trying to break it.
Confessional Danny: I can hear the rage in Brent's voice... He is going wild and crazy! The door is about to break off the hinges the way he is yanking it!
Brent yanked the door over and over and over and said "IMA FUCK SOMEBODY UP!" and the doors broke open!
Confessional Brent: I don't spend hours in the gym for nothing.
Brent then ran into the house with his fist clutched.
"Brent dude what are you doing?!" said Brian as he chased after him.
"I am going to ring Antonio's fucking neck!" yelled Brent.
"NO!" yelled Brian.
"He has to go home now!" yelled the Producers.
"Antonio watch out!!!" yelled Heather.
and BOOM...
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Confessional - Danny
My plan has worked out perfectly up until now, I didn't expect Brent to freak out like this though. Either way, he should be going home. -fixes glasses-
"YOU WANNA TOUCH MY SHIT NIGGA?" Brent said acting hard. Brian strolled into the house quietly.
Confessional - Brian
After I was locked out of the house along with Brent, it makes sense that I'm on the losing side.. and I'm a winner, so I'm jumping ship from team Brent. Sorry buddy!
"Yeah motha fucka, I DO WANNA TOUCH YO SHIT, IMMA ABOUT TO TOUCH YOU" yelled Antonio in Brent's face. "STOP IT!!" pleaded Liberty getting in between the both of them. "You both need JESUS. Lets put all this drama behind us and have a group prayer session!"
"I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD, CUNT!" yelled Brent, shoving Liberty knocking her to the floor. "You can't hit a girl!" yelled Ming
Confessional - Ming
What is wrong with this dude!? He has got to go! This season isn't going to end on bad terms like real world new york.
Brent spits in Antonio's face. "PUNK ASS BITCH" yells Antonio as he punches Brent right in the face, instantly knocking him out. "THAT'S ONE PUNCH, THATS ONE PUNCH NIGGA, COME TO JERSEY AND HOLLA AT ME IF YOU WANT MORE" Antonio yells walking into the other room.
"Is he dead?!" shrieks Karen. "I don't know, and I don't care!" exclaims Danny.
Confessional - Antonio
I know I may look like a big asshole bully. But I aint like that! I'm a guido, and that means family first. This house is a family, and Brent wasn't acting like a family member. He's here for drama, I'm here for tanning, and pussy!
"Antonio, unfortunately because you threw the first hit, you must go home!" announced the producers.
"Are you kidding me!?" exclaimed Antonio.
Confessional - Brian
This is my chance.. to redeem myself in the house! Brent, you were cool for like 5 minutes, but you're not going to lead me dood. Sorry get outta here!
"Wait mister producer!" Brian said stopping him. "Brent since the moment he's been here only starts shit, and he even dragged me into it! None of us want him here, right everybody?!"
Liberty does a sign of the cross. "I'm afraid even I can't save him, he's got the devil in him! THE DEVIL!"
"He hit a girl, and is only into himself, he can go!" exclaims Ming. "Karen?" asks Brian. "Yes, he should go!" she says.
"Alright then, Brent will be removed instead of Antonio" said the producer, as the rest of the team carries out Brent's K.O'd body.
"That was very adult of you." Karen says admiring Brian. "Aw thanks" "Yeah bro, I mighta been wrong about you" admits Antonio.
Confessional - Antonio
Brian, he's got my back, so I got his back. I like the fact he ain't into no drama bullshit. So me and him are gonna be cool.
Antonio pulls Brian aside alone.
"Man, thanks for saving my ass, I appreciate it." explains Antonio. "Don't even worry about it, just forget about Brent, and lets get ready for the ninth bitch" Brian says. They laugh together and chest bump.
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Post by S&M on Nov 2, 2010 19:13:37 GMT -5
Brian and Antonio are up at 7:00 am smoking a cigarette together on the private beach...
"You are like the coolest guy here" said Antonio.
"I know right?" said Brian as he inhaled his cig.
"I am trying to figure out right now who here is going to be down with the family! You,Heather, and Danny are definitely down! Idk about the other chicks though... They are like nobodies..." said Antonio.
Confessional Antonio: As of now the family consists of Me, Heather,Brian,and Danny... I am not too sure about Ming,Karen and that psycho bitch Liberty...
Heather then stepped out on the private beach and leaped into Antonio's arms...
"You are so hot babe" said Heather.
"and so are you..." said Antonio...
Confessional Antonio: Heather is smokin and rich! She is the only non grenade in this house in my opinion. I am definitely going to smush her soon...
Liberty leaded Karen to the kitchen for breakfast and bible study..
"This is what my mama did back home! She cooked a good ol southern breakfast for us and we praised the Lord for allowing us to see another morning and blessed our food, and we did bible study!" said Liberty
"Mmmm what is the recipe for these biscuits?" said Karen as she chomped down on the breakfast.
"Secret family recipe" said Liberty.
Brian then passed by the kitchen and starred at Karen in disgust as she chomped down food and had syrup all around her mouth...
"Ewww she eats like a fat bitch" said Brian...
Heather was getting sick and tired of Liberty and Karen praying.
Confessional Heather: I am fucking Muslim and I am sick of these bitches praying all day! This is a Real World ONCE IN A FUCKING LIFETIME experience, and these ugly whores are wasting it praying! I am seriously going to fuck something up...
Heather stormed into the kitchen planning to ruin Liberty and Karen's bible study.
Antonio followed Heather in amusement.
Confessional Antonio: Heather loves to mess with Karen and Liberty, and honestly... It is hilarious! These broads are so annoying...
"HEY DANNY!" Heather yelled
Danny skipped in the kitchen
"Hey hey let's snatch their bibles and throw them in the fire place!" said Heather to Danny.
Confessional Danny: I am usually the odd geeky guy out, and now it feels good to be on the upper side of the house aka the family! It's like I'm the popular kid in school!
"Heck yeah!" said Danny.
"Antonio you distract them!" said Heather
"Yes maam!" said Antonio.
"Brian you turn on the fire place" said Heather.
"Got it!" said Brain...
Liberty was just eating her toast and bacon and reading the book of Psalms...
Karen was following along...
"AND JESUS CAME AND WALKED ON WATER!" said Liberty reading out of her bible as she stuffed her mouth with eggs and pancakes.
Antonio then popped up and said "Hey Liberty and Karen! I'm an Atheist!"
Confessional Antonio: I am really Catholic, but I am just saying this to distract Libbs, because I know she is gonna rant.
"OH HEAVENS CHILD!" said Liberty as she walked away from her bible to talk to Anotnio...
"Who the hells has the fire place burning! It's like 80 degrees outside" said Karen...
Heather then swooped and got Libety's bible, and Danny swooped and got Karen's!
"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!! THAT WAS MY MOM'S BIBLE!" yelled Liberty...
"Give me my bible back!!!" yelled Karen.
Brian then jumped in their faces to block them while Heather and Danny ran and threw the bibles in the fire place to burn....
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Liberty
Heather,Antonio, and Danny then laughed in glee.
"All right you can get by now..." said Brian sarcastically as he moved out of the way as soon as the bibles were burned.
"WHY ARE YOU ALL DOING THIS!?" yelled Karen in anger.
"Because I felt like it! You killed my Yorkie and now we are even!" said Heather...
Liberty then ran after Heather and Danny with a spatula!
Hather and Danny ran into the private beach and jumped in the water and swam chest deep...
Liberty ran after them but stopped on the shore...
"Hahahaha try to get us bitch! Black girls can't swim!" said Heather taunting Liberty.
"I may not get you now... but the Lord knows I'll be waiting when you get out!" said Liberty as she and Karen returned to their rooms.
Confessional Karen: This house does not like me and Libbs for some reason... It sucks and it reminds me of being made fun of back when I was fat and insecure... *drops head*
Back outside...
"You guys can come out the water now" said Antonio.
Confessional Antonio: Heather is wearing a white tshirt and as soon as she emerges from the ocean, I am gonna see her tits through her wet shirt! YES!!!
Heather and Danny than swam back to shore and Heather's boobs were revealed through her shirt as she swung her wet hair from side to side....
"DAMN!" said Antonio and Brian...
"Heather looked down and Antonio's pants and began laughing as she switched her hips and walked away....
Antonio looked down and saw that she was laughing at his huge wood.
Confessional Antonio: This girl turns me on so much! Idk if it is her bitchiness or her sexiness or her confidence or all three!
"I need to go take a shower and wash this ocean water off!" said Heather...
"Wanna join me in the shower naked?" Heather asked Antonio..
"HELL YES!" said Antonio as he ran in the shower with her....
Confessional Heather: I know I have a boy friend... but I am young and I am hot and I have my whole life ahead of me! Fuck what my parents want!
Brian moved his bed into Heather and Antonio's room and Danny moved his bed in there too....
Confessional Brian: We have four beds in one room now because this is "THE FAMILY " headquarters...
Danny and Brian began to bond in "the family room" while Heather and Antonio were doing some bonding of their own in the shower...
Ming on the other hand had just awoke to an empty room confused...
Confessional: Where is Danny? Why is Karen crying? What the hell did I miss?
Ming walked into the room with Brian and Danny and saw all four beds in the room...
"What the heck?" said Ming...
"Why is Karen and Liberty in the rooms crying?" asked Ming.
Brian and Danny just starred at her and then continued to talk...
" Wow all righty then..." Ming mumbled up under her breath....
Confessional Ming: This house is either divided or I am an outsider =(....
Antonio got out of the shower and wrapped his towel around his waste...
Confessional Antonio: The pussy was bangin!
Antonio kissed Heather on the lips and then walked the hall ways with pride yelling "I'M THE FIRST GUY TO GET SOME!!!!"
Heather laughed and put on her robe and joined Brian and Danny's conversation in the family room....
Ming bumped into a very happy Antonio in the hallway...
"What happened this morning?" asked Ming....
"Antonio looked at Ming and said "Pick a side" and walked back into the family room...
Ming rolled her eyes and went into the room with Karen and Liberty...
Confessional Ming: I think it is absoulutely PATHETIC and RETARDED for 4 people including a buff dude, to gang up on 2 girls in the house.... How strong are you to pick on Liberty and Karen? Seriously... I am not picking ANY sides!
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Post by Admin on Nov 2, 2010 22:37:50 GMT -5
Confessional - Ming
Just when I thought the biggest drama starter was gone from the house, it turns out Antonio is the biggest instigator here! Whatever, I didn't wanna room with Danny anyway, he was creepy and breathes really heavily...
Heather is painting her nails and going on about how lavish her lifestyle is to the boys.
"My family is rich, my life is faboulous I have everything you could ever ask for, and these other bitches could never have..."
...... "My dad drives a beamer, my mom drives a benz, and I have a bently<3"......
"Every month my daddy deposits a million dollars in my bank account just for being his special girl"
Confessional - Heather
-applies make up with a pocket mirror- Everything is good!
"......That's soo interesting" says Brian rolls his eyes. Antonio stares at Heather with money on his mind. Danny flat out stares at her breasts.
Confessional - Brian
I really don't care for heather, or danny... or Antonio for that matter. I'm just hanging out with them for now because... really there's no one else on my level. Hopefully this new room mate is someone who I can relate to.. seriously.
"It's kinda sad though, I'm the only girl.. and I kinda wanted a girlfriend in the house..." admits Heather. "Well we can do either two things..." says Danny.
"1. Convert one of them to one of us, or 2. Drive one of them out of the house and get a new girl"
Confessional - Heather
I personally would rather not have a new room mate, especially a girl room mate, because.. like, what if she's hotter then me?! Or richer?! Wait, don't air what I just said....
"I think I'll try to make friends with Ming, show her the fun time we're all about, and if she doesn't wanna join us, then we'll push her out. It's just that simple.." says Heather maliciously.
Confessional - Danny
I really love the fact that I am accepted by these people! I'm finally popular! This is wonderful! -tears up-
"I'm going to go tan" says Antonio. "I'll come too" says Heather. "Err... me three?" says Brian. "Danny bro, you coming?" asks Antonio.
"Oh jinkies! I'm afraid I can't, my pale complexion and frail body, makes me very prone to sun burn, so I'm going to sit here and read a book" says Danny honestly.
Antonio walks out the room irritated, with Heather and Brian following along.
Confessional - Brian
If I'm going to break apart this.. -gag- "Family" I'm going to have get to work immediately. Now that Danny's not around, I'm going to point out his flaws and weaknesses.
"Soo.. what do you guys think about Danny" Brian asks randomly. "He looks like a shrimp, but he's aiight" says Antonio. "I don't know... something tells me he couldn't hang without this mansion or this private beach" says Brian. "I totally agree" says Heather. "Antonio honey, he's playing you like a fiddle! He's the one who instigated that whole fight with Brent" explains Heather.
"Whatever, IT DON'T MATTER" snaps Antonio ending the convo.
Confessional - Brian
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Antonio is stubborn.. and takes loyalties and alliances very serious. It's going to take alot to make him turn his back on Danny and Heather.. I wonder what I can do..
Karen is telling Liberty about her passion for music.
"So yeah, I really do wanna DJ, it's just.. -flash back to her porno days-, I'm having a tough time ajusting from my ... previous career" says Karen. Liberty gives Karen a good hard long look. "I know just who can help you!" she says happily.
Karen jumps in excitement, "WHO!?" she asks with glee. "JESUS! just pray to him every night my child and he will guide you on the path to sucess!" she preaches.
Confessional - Karen
Libby is a very strong courageous woman. I have never heard someone be so strong about Christianity before in my life! I just hope she doesn't rely solely on her faith to get her through life..
Ming walks into their room.
"Hey girlies, do you guys wanna grab a bite to eat or something?" asks Ming. "Sure!" says Karen. "Why, I'd love to!" says Liberty with Glee.
The three Girls are about to exit the mansion when they're approached by Heather.
"Stay away you evil devil woman!" shrieks Liberty. Heather gives an evil smile "I'm sorry about earlier, it was the boys.. and you know, boys will be boys! ahahaha, so.. where you going?" she asks
"Out to eat! Care to join us?" Karen says invitingly. "Why of course" says Heather. Ming and Liberty give Heather skeptical looks, as they get into the car and head for their all girl luncheon.
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Post by S&M on Nov 3, 2010 1:06:46 GMT -5
So the ladies of the house arrive at this lovely Hawaiian BBQ restaurant where hot hula hunks serve them
"Wow Hawaii is such a GORGEOUS PLACE!" said Karen in excitement.
"Yah I have been here like ten times..." said Heather as she flipped out her blackberry and began texting.
Confessional Karen: Sometimes Heather can make me feel like a small person... Like she is intimidating...
"Why did you want to come out with us? I am curious... I thought you hated Libby and Karen..." asked Ming.
"Yes... I am pretty shocked myself" said Liberty
"Well ladies... I in fact do not hate anyone! I just have my moods." said Heather...
Confessional Heather: I am lying threw my teeth! I hate these bitches! I can tolerate Ming the most though, so hopefully she can convert to the family!
"Hi Ladies what would you like to eat today?" said a hot Hawaiian waiter...
"Um I would like the Hawaiian chicken!" said Ming...
"I would like the Chicken Katsu" said Karen
"Give me the Hawaiian BBQ special" said Liberty
"Oh a glass of water please..." said Heather....
All the girls starred at Heather
"What? I'm on a diet" said Heather...
Antonio,Brian,and Danny were all in the family room chillaxing until KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
"I'll get it dudes!" said Antonio as he ran down the stairs...
"Who the fuck is ringing MY MOTHER FUCKING DOOR BELL?!" yelled Antonio...
He swung the door open and BOOM!!!!
It was BRENT!
Confessional Brent: I gained my conscious back and the producers gave me a chance to plead my case... Honestly since I blacked out, I forgot everything! I forgot what happened... Hopefully these retards are smart enough to give me another chance.
"OH HELL NO!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NIGGA DOING HERE?! IMA FLIP A SHIT RIGHT NOW!" yelled Antonio...
"What?! What?!" yelled Danny and Brian as they ran down the stairs...
"Oh...... um ok..... why the hell is he back?" asked Danny...
Brian had a smile appear on his face.
Confessional Brian: I know that I was one of the main people who got the producers to send Brent home, but... Maybe I made a mistake... Antonio has fucking control of the house.... " The fucking *gags* family thing is really annoying, and I want Brent back!
"Before you flip out just hear me out PLEASE!" pleaded Brent.
"NO I DON'T WANNA FUCKING HEAR A WORD FROM YOUR FAGGOT ASS!" yelled Antonio.
"Wait I think he deserves a chance to speak at least" said Brian.
"What the fuck dude? Are you with the family or against us? What I says gos and I say he leaves NOW WITHOUT FUCKING SPEAKING" yelled Antonio...
" But I forgot everything that went on seriously!" said Brent.
"DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK?" asked Antonio...
"Antonio doesn't want you here so I think you should go man!" said Danny.
"Shut the fuck up you fucking LOSER! Go lift some God damned weights or go take your inhaler four eyes!" yelled Brent..
"I'm the only one who can talk to him like that motherfucker!" yelled Antonio...
"Honestly Antonio... I think the only reason you want me gone is because... You can not handle competition! You need weak minions to follow you! The truth is... I'M THE REAL FUCKING KING! You want to push me out because you know I'll conquer you!" said Brent...
"Oh ok... You think you'll conquer me? Wanna see about that?" said Antonio...
Confessional Brian: Brent is using reverse psychology on Antonio to get back in the house... Any smart person can see that, but Antonio is all talk and no brains... He is a dumb ass seriously haha....
Antonio and Brent stare into each others eyes with anger....TO BE CONTINUED END EPISODE!
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Post by Admin on Nov 3, 2010 12:28:24 GMT -5
EPISODE TWO Confessional - BrentI'm back here, because.. this house and I have unfinished BUSINESS. These people attacked me, made me feel alone, and it was only natural for me to behave in the manner that I did. I'm not going ANYWHERE.Confessional - DannyBrent is back at the house and is trying to force his way in. But didn't we have a consensus that we do NOT want him here? Antonio and Brent stare into each other's eyes. "You can't handle me! Admit it!" says Brent. Brian can't wipe the grin off of his face. "................" Antonio continues to stare. "What bitch? What?" says Brent egging Antonio on even more. "Get THE FUCK OFF OF MY PROPERTY" screams Antonio, as he spits in Brent's face, and slams the door on him. Confessional - BrentI don't understand why these buffoons are following Antonio. He has them all lined up like he's santa, and they're the elves. "DONE" says Brian. Confessional - BrianOk, so operation bring back Brent was a total fail, but.. it's whatever really. Antonio's arrogance and ignorance will be his downfall. He may think he's the leader of the pack, but he does no know who he's messing with... literally!Confessional - BrentSo I'm officially out of the house now. But it's ok, these people know that in real life, outside the real world house, I'm still prettier, I'm still cooler, and.. and I'm ok, and i'm good, look at me! EVERYTHING IS GOOD. Done with these bitches.
"Seriously!" agrees Danny. Brian rolls his eyes as he and Antonio go outside and tan some more, and Danny is once again left behind. Confessional - DannyI just don't understand the whole point of all this tanning? Don't they know the dangerous health side effects it can have on you?! It's not worth it, any idiot can tell you that.
Brian and Antonio are talking about their families. "When you're italian, family comes FIRST, over everything. Over the gym, over tanning, over laundry, and even over pussy!" explains Antonio. "When my faddah died on me when I was still a kid, I had to man up and take care of my house. It's what made me who I am today." says Antonio with pride. Brian mumbles under his breath "A walking talking orangutan?" "What was that?" asks Antonio. "Oh nothing, wow so family first huh?" Brian lies. Confessional - BrianAntonio is telling me about his family, and honestly.. I couldn't care less. His voice annoys me, his presence annoys me, everything about him annoys me.
"Absolutely, family over all" Confessional - AntonioThe death of my father... is something that made me who I am today! My father was a great man, and he's the one who taught me the gtp lifestyle. "So what would you do if you had a family emergency? Would you just up and leave? asks Brian evilly. "Oh absolutely, I gotta protect them" answers Antonio honestly. Confessional - Brian
If my life was a comic book, there'd be a lightbulb over my head right now. With this information, Antonio is sure as done! I'm going to stage it so Antonio believes one of his family members are in trouble, and he'll be good as gone! And then the real party can begin!
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Post by S&M on Nov 3, 2010 13:55:12 GMT -5
The ladies had just finished having their lunch "Honey child I am full!" said Liberty.
"Me too girl... I have to go to the ladies room anyone else need to use it?" asked Karen.
"Here I come" said Liberty...
Libbs and Karen carried off to the restroom leaving Heather and Ming.
"I love your style!" said Heather.
"Thanks!" said Ming as she slurped on her almost empty drink.
"............................" silence
"Um so... What do you like to do?" asked Heather.
"Look is this going anywhere!?" snapped Ming.
"What do you mean?" asked Heather.
"I know what you are trying to fucking do! I am not stupid, AND I overheard you and Danny talking about how you needed a girl friend... I AM NOT A DANA OR HANNA! I will not be your fucking friend in a million years you snooty UGLY horse faced bitch!" Said Ming as she got up and went to the the ladies room with Liberty and Karen,leaving Heather alone at the table.
Confessional Ming: I hope that that showed Heather that I refuse to be a pawn in her games. I may look like your typical sweet and delicate Asian girl, but there is way more to me.
Confessional Heather: Did this girl just disrespect me like this!? I seriously can not ride home with these broads! All these bitches hate me because all these bitches are jealous OF ME!
Heather walked outside the restaurant and took a cab home instead of riding back with the other girls...
Brian is relaxing
Danny is on the computer
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Antonio is walking around like he is the king of the jungle...
"THIS COMPUTER HAD FUCKING POP UPS" yelled Danny...
"You're a nerd! FIX IT!" yelled Antonio kidding around.
"HAHAHA SHUT UP ANTONIO" laughed Danny...
"But seriously... porn ads keep popping up! Someone must have been watching porn and seriously infected the computer with a virus." said Danny.
"All right it was me! I am guilty of watching internet porn" said Antonio.
"Haha were you watching guidette anal whores 3 ?" said Danny as he scrolled down the computer's history.
"YUP!" said Antonio...
"Ugh I have to go poop!" said Danny as he got up from the computer...
As Danny left the computer a porn ad popped up of Karen!!!
CLICK HERE TO WATCH FAT BITCHES IN THE USA GET DOWN AND DIRTY- is what the ad said.
Heather then entered the house from her cab and ran upstairs to the family room...
2 minutes later the rest of the ladies got back home...
"DUDE! I HAVE TO FUCKING PISS!!! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH SHITTING!?" yelled Antonio beating on the bathroom door....
"Gimme like 5 minutes!" yelled Danny on the toilet...
"Fuck it! I'm pissing in Liberty and Karen's restroom..." said Antonio.
Karen walked by the computer laughing and chatting with Liberty until she glanced at the computer and saw her porn ad.
"HOW DID THIS GET ON HERE!!!" she screamed.
"What hun?" asked Liberty.
"Oh nothing..." said Karen as she quickly exited off her porn add and turned off the computer.
Confessional Karen: THAT WAS CLOSE! If anyone finds out about my past... I seriously do not know if I could handle living here anymore...It's best kept secret.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK @ the door...
"I got it!" yelled Ming as she skipped down the stairs.
Confessional Ming: So I am open the door and this SEXY ASS GUY is standing there! He is seriously the man of my dreams!
"Hi I'm the your new roomate!" said the guy.
"Hi... You are so hot" said Ming.
"You really think so?" said the guy as he rolled his Luggage in the house.
"WHO THE FUCK IS ENTERING MY CASTLE!?" yelled Antonio as he came downstairs to see who it was...
"Who the hell are you?" said Antonio is jealousy...
"I'm the new kid on the block!" said the new guy
Confessional Antonio: Who the hell does this guy think he is?
"Jealous much?" said Ming as she bumped pass Antonio...
"JEALOUS HAHAHA ARE YOU KIDDING" said Antonio trying to cover it up.
"EVERYONE COME MEET OUR NEW ROOMIE!" yelled Ming.
Everyone then ran downstairs to see him.
"Wow you are cute" said Karen.
" You are pretty hot..." said Heather
Antonio looked at Heather enraged...
"So what's your name kid?" asked Brian.
"Trent" said the new guy.
"OMFG RHYMES WITH BRENT" said Brian
"Hahahahaha that is hilarious" said Danny.
"What I don't get it?" said Trent.
"You are replacing someone named Brent... Just funny how your names are so similar." said Brian.
"Welcome to the house though my man!" said Brian as she high fived Trent and shook his hand.
Heather then dropped her clutch and then bent over slowly to get it...
Confessional Heather: Trent is soooo cute! He can have my goodies any day!
Trent looked at Heather in disgust
Confessional Trent: I don't like Heather's vibe... She seems pretty bitchy and like a whore! I hate women like that... My type is more like Ming.
"So what do you do Trent?" asked Karen curiously...
"Oh I'm a model!" said Trent as he sat on the couch and took out his modeling pics"
All the girls then gathered around Trent and began drooling over his photos...
"Oh this one is HOT!" said Heather pointing to these
"Thanks I guess..." said Trent.
Confessional Brian: Trent seems like a cool guy! He is definitely a chick magnet... I am not sure if he notices that or not though...
Antonio was pissed at all the attention Trent was getting and stormed off with his lap dog Danny following...
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