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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Nov 29, 2010 13:16:24 GMT -5
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Post by S&M on Nov 29, 2010 13:52:07 GMT -5
THE FINALE OF REAL WORLD FANTASY HOUSE HAWAII
Everyone is still asleep after the chaotic and explosive exit of the star Brian.
The only person who is awake is Allen...
Confessional Allen: I couldn't go to sleep all night last night! I feel like I betrayed my brother. I have no reason left to be in this house without him. Why stay with three bitches that I don't care for?
Allen wrote a letter to the remaining girls in the house that read:
DEAR CUNTS
Fuck you all! You were all fucking extras and fillers. You may have made it to the end, but you did NOTHING to stand out and be able to call yourselves stars! Karen you may look like a Blonde bimbo now, but you will always be a fat,disgusting,insecure, porn whore! Liberty... You are the dumbest black bitch I have ever met in my life! I hope all your faith is a lie, and you die a painful death tomorrow and wake up burning in the fiery lakes of hell! Trish you were nothing more than a whore! I think you know that already. You are just a slut.... Nothing more. Okay Idk why I am even giving you bitches this note but... What ever... Dumb bitches....
Allen began to trash the house.
Confessional Allen: When these whores wake up, I want them to be so appalled of how much of a mess I made in this house!
Allen broke everything in his path
Broke plants and left dirt trails through out the house
Flipped over couches and furniture
and pissed on the carpet.
Confessional Allen: Farewell broads!
1 hour later...
All the ladies woke up to a messy house.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?" said Trish.
"Yeah this did not all happen from Brian's exit last night... Something else had to have happened!" said Karen...
"Eeeeew the carpet smells like piss!" said Trish.
"Hey guys look! There is a letter on the fridge!" said Liberty.
Liberty handed Karen the letter and Karen read it out loud...
"WOW what a punk bitch!" said Trish.
"Yeah now we have to clean this disaster he made." said Liberty.
Trish,Libby,and Karen got to work and began scrubbing and cleaning the house, until it was sparkling clean!
"There we go! Now the house looks like it did when we first arrived!" said Karen.
"Group hug" said Trish....
The three girls hugged each other.
"I never thought I would say this, but... I love you guys" said Trish.
"Awww we love you too" said Karen.
"HALLELUJAH!" said Liberty.
Everyone laughed...
"Okay well let's get ready for our last night here!" said Trish...
"What do you guys want to do?" said Karen.
"NIGHTCLUB!" said Trish...
Liberty gave Trish a serious stare.
"CHILE I HAVE COMPROMISED WITH YA'LL SINCE DAY 1! I WAS ASKED TO GO TO A PARTY TWICE, AND THE FIRST TIME I GOT PUNCHED, THE SECOND TIME I HAD AN EXORCISM... I think it's time to do it my way!" said Liberty.
Confessional Trish: Oh fucking God! What the hell does dumb ass Liberty want us to do now?
"COME ON LET'S GO IN THE LIMO!" said Liberty...
"Wait wait where are we going?" said Karen as Libby forced her into the limo.
"SECRET!" said Liberty.
"Ugh...." mumbled Trish.
The limo pulled up to....
A Hawaiian church house...
"OH NO!" said Trish.
"YAY!!!" cheered Liberty.
Confessional Karen: I am a Christian woman, but this is not how I pictured our last days in the house...
Liberty entered the church with her head held high....
"WELCOME SISTER LIBERTY!" said the Hawaiian priest.
"YES LORD! JESUS THANK YOU FOR LETTING US BE HERE!" Liberty yelled.
"Have a seat so you can hear the word of God!" said the priest.
Confessional Trish: this is BORING! Me and Karen should sneak out and just leave...
"Pastor may I be baptized for the 15th time?" asked Liberty...
"YES MA'AM" said the pastor as he got Libby ready to be baptized.
"HALLELUJAH!!!" screamed Liberty as she shook and spoke in tongues.
"Hey Karen... As soon as she gets dipped into the water, lets escape back to the limo and head to the club" whispered Trish.
"Okay!" said Karen.
Liberty was then dipped into the holy water, and ZOOM
Trish and Karen bursted through the church doors.
Liberty quickly rose back up from the water and bucked her eyes wide.
"WHERE DO YOU HEATHENS THINK YOU ARE GOING!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Liberty with rage.
"Oh no..." said Karen.
"FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!!!" yelled Liberty as she ran after them soaking wet....
Trish and Karen quickly hopped into the limo and Liberty hopped in as well trying to pull them out, BUT the driver pulled off, with Libby in the car.
"NO!" yelled Libby as she tried to go back to the church...
It was too late... Libby was headed to the clubs along with the Karen and Trish.
"Liberty... Everything is going to be OKAY! Stop worrying!" said Karen.
"WAIT I HAVE JUST THE IDEA!" said Trish.
"WHAT!" said Liberty.
Trish took out her makeup bag and began to work on Libby's face.
"This will make you feel better!" said Trish...
"DON'T PUT THIS DEVIL'S ART IN MY FACE!" said Liberty.
"SHUT UP BITCH!" said Trish as she continued to work on Libby's face in the limo.
"THERE!" said Trish as she handed Libby the mirror.
Liberty looked in the mirror and BOOM
"WOW LIBBY YOU ARE HOT!!!" said Karen.
"THANKS!" said Libby as she shook her hair...
Confessional Liberty: IDK What this makeover did to me, but I feel glamorous! I feel ready to... PARTY!
All three stunningly beautiful ladies exited the limo and entered the club.
The girls all began to party, and dance and drink... EVEN LIBBY.
"HELL YEAH THIS IS MY SONG!!!" said Karen.
"YEAH MINE TOO!" said Trish as she began to shake her booty.
"OH THIS ISN'T GOSPEL, BUT IT'S MAKING ME WANT TO MOVE MY HIPS..." said Liberty.
Confessional Liberty: I am loosening up... I am shaking my ass, I am popping my pussy, Idk what has came over me...
"GO LIBBY! GO LIBBY GO LIBBY!" chanted Trish and Karen as the took shots.
dutty dutty dutty continued to play...
As Liberty shook her hips and licked her lips.
A guy then walked up to Liberty and said.
"I like the way you move... Can I buy you a drink?"
instead of taking out holy water, Liberty actually accepted the offer and had a great night.
Confessional Trish: THIS IS BEST NIGHT EVER! Liberty is coming out of her shell, and I am having a blast! I can't wait because tomorrow is Thanksgiving and our last supper together... I want to call Jeremy, and make it a Hawaiian Thanksgiving. I can't wait to see what tomorrow has in store *smiles*
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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Nov 29, 2010 14:18:13 GMT -5
THANKSGIVING DAYThe three remaining girls are all asleep in the master suite, as Trish is the first to awaken. Confessional - TrishSo I want to make today an AMAZING day! I want this to be a thanksgiving NOBODY forgets, so im calling in the big guns!Trish tip toes downstairs while Karen and Liberty still sleep. Trish gets to the phone and calls a man with a familiar voice. "Hey Jeremy!" says Trish with glee. "Hey baby" Jeremy replies. "Look, you know that Luau we had? I want to have another, but BIGGER, BETTER, and with a thanksgiving twist.." Trish explains. Jeremy and Trish continue to talk and plan, as Trish grins wide. Confessional - TrishI AM SO READY for this thanksgiving party, but I need to call my girls!Trish then gets out her phonebook and calls her Hawaiian Tropic girls. Confessional - TrishI have this whole thing SET UP, its going to be great!Trish walks back upstairs and wakes the other girls up. "Happy Thanksgiving!" Trish exclaims to them. "Happy thanksgiving child".. Liberty says half asleep. "I have something great planned for us." Trish says, "SO LETS GET READY!" Trish, Liberty, and Karen all continue and get ready for their final time together. As the girls get ready, they begin talking. "Could you BELIEVE that we would be the last three left?" Karen asks, as she curls Libby's new weave. "No.. Honestly I thought this was all going to be one big Party.. "Trish explains. Confessional - LibertyComing into this house.. I never thought I would make friends with someone who has the physical appearance of Trish, or someone who has dabbled in devil films such as Karen.. but they are both great people.Well girls, it's time! Our final oust together. LETS go! " Says Karen. the 3 girls step out to leave the house. The girls pull up to the beach, and Karen shouts in glee but Liberty looks cautious.. Confessional - LibertyLast time I came to one of these, I almost died...THIS ISNT GONNA BE LIKE LAST TIME IS IT?" Liberty asks. "No, let loose babe!" Trish says. Confessional - KarenThis looks like so much fun!As the three girls step out, a hawaiin tropic bus pulls up! A whole bunch of Hawaiin tropic girls step out. "LET THE FESTIVITIES BEGIN!!" TRISH SCREAMSThe 3 girls run onto the beach.
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Post by Admin on Nov 29, 2010 18:30:06 GMT -5
The girls run to the beach and immediately swarmed by everyone, putting Hawaiian flowers on them, grinding on them, and just wanting to have fun. Confessional - KarenWow! The party's a huge success, there's a lot of people here and we're all having so much fun! Yay!
Trish takes her top off and begins swinging it around "PAAARRRTTTYY". The girls go wild, Karen is spread eagle showing her hoo-ha to the world, while Liberty is BOOTY POPPIN. Confessional - TrishI'm drunk.. and looking like a hoe, but who cares? We're in Hawaii having fun!
The girls continue dancing, having fun, and getting drunk. Overwhelmed by everything that's going on outside... they have no idea what's going on inside... "Stupid FAT BITCH" says a man as he smashes Karen's bathroom mirrors. "Oh hi I'm Karen and I do porn! Look at me, WATCH MY ROLLS JIGGLE AS I GET FUCKED FROM BEHIND" mocks the man. "LOOSE PUSSY BITCH" the man writes in graffiti on Karen's wall. He jumps and kicks on her bed, breaking her bed and all of her valuables by her nightstand. "You'll ALWAYS be the ugly duckling, CUNT" he snarls leaving her room. Going into Liberty's room. "FAKE-CHRISTIAN" he writes with spray paint on her door. He grabs all of her Liberty's Christian merchandise (bible scriptures, rosaries, holy water) and flushes it down the toilet. The toilet over floods the room. "AHAHAH, like the black bitch you are, clean it UP" He takes her mattress and throws it out the window, breaking the mattress and the window in the process. Entering Trish's room.. the man is confused. "Wait.. who's room is this?" he wonders outloud. "Whatever, all these expensive bras, shoes, and makeup... it could only be Heather!" "PLASTIC, INDIAN, WHORE" he writes on what he believes to be is Heather's walls. "MAJORITY RULESSSSSSSSSSSSS" He grabs her shoes and throws them down the stairs, breaking off Trish's 1500 dollar shoes... He goes into the kitchen pulling draws open, breaking cabnits, tossing dishes, breaking litterally everything in sight. "Danny is A LOSER" he spray paints. "ANTONIO COULD NEVER COMPETE" he writes on the fireplace. "HOW DO YOU SPELL KARMA?" B - R - E - N - T
"Learn to lock your doors bitches!" he laughs to himself as he steals the house's liquor and runs off with it.
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Post by S&M on Nov 29, 2010 20:16:52 GMT -5
As Brent exited the house and tries to escape, He is stopped by Jeremy and two giant Hawaiian body guards.
"HEY WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING HERE?!" said Jeremy.
"Uhhh Uhhh Uhhh" stuttered Brent.
"DROP THE LIQUOR BEFORE WE DROP YOU ASSHOLE!" said the bodyguards.
Brent placed the liquor on the ground and ran scared.
"PUNK ASS NIGGA!" Jeremy yelled.
Confessional Jeremy: Well I came here today to give the final 3 girls a big surprise! I didn't think it was appropriate for them to end their last special day here in the same old mansion...
Jeremy entered the house in shock and disbelief of the horrid mess.
"WTF HAPPENED HERE?!" said Jeremy.
Trish saw Jeremy in the house and ran to say hi
"OMG JEREMY IS HERE!!! BE RIGHT BACK GUYS!" yelled Trish as she ran back inside.
"Oh no what happened?" said Trish...
"You tell me" said Jeremy.
"FUCK DAMMIT! we just cleaned this house!!!" yelled Trish...
Trish ran back outside to the luau to tell the ladies to check out the trashed mansion.
"What's up?" said Liberty and Karen as they entered the broken down house.
"OH JESUS NO!!!!" yelled Liberty in sadness.
"WHY!!!" cried Karen.
"Wait what about our stuff?" said Trish as she ran upstairs to see what had happened.
"INDIAN WHORE? What the hell?" wondered Trish.
"WOWWWWWWWW" said Karen as her eyes filled up with tears.
"So much hate...." said Liberty as she shook her head in disappointment.
"Well I'm sorry guys..." said Jeremy....
Jeremy then zoomed down the stairs and went out the back door to the private beach and said...
"HEY PARTY IS OFF!!! GO HOME!!!!" yelled Jeremy...
The Hawaiian tropic girls dropped their heads and everyone walked out the door, and went home.
"JEREMY WHY ARE YOU MAKING THEM LEAVE!!! DID YOU DO THIS TO THE HOUSE!!!" yelled Trish in rage.
"No I didn't.... The reason I am making everyone leave is because.... YOU GUYS DON'T DESERVE THIS TRASHED MANSION! I AM SENDING YOU ALL TO MAUI TO A HOTEL SUITE FOR YOUR FINAL NIGHT!" yelled Jeremy.
"What?" yelled Karen.
"OH MY GOSH!!!" yelled Trish.
The girls cheered and jumped for joy.
"GET YOUR CLOTHES AND BAGS! THE PRIVATE JET IS WAITING FOR US!!!" yelled Jeremy.
"Oh my gosh YAY!!!!" yelled Karen.
The girls packed up and got ready to head out.
"BYE BYE PIECE OF SHIT MANSION!!!" yelled Trish.
"I HAD MANY GOOD MEMORIES HERE, AND MANY BAD ONES, FAREWELL MANSION!" said Karen.
Confessional Liberty: It is bittersweet leaving the place where we first began, but I am happy anyways! PRAISE THE LORD!
When Karen and Libby picked their rooms and read their bibles...
"Oh my God this is like my own Barbie house!!!" said Trish....
The girls all got into the private jet and flew off to Maui as they popped bottles.
When the plane landed, a limo was there to pick them all up and take them off to the hotel...
"Jeremy is awesome!" said Karen.
"I know right..." said Trish.
"THAT CHILD WILL ENTER THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM!" said Liberty.
The limo arrived at the hotel and the girls ran out the limo and zoomed straight to the suite.
"WOW LOOKS VERY NICE!" said Karen.
"Very comfortable..." said Trish.
The girls all settled down...
"So since our Thanksgiving dinner was ruined... What now?" said Karen.
"Well thanksgiving isn't over" said Trish.
"This has to be the most bizarre Thanksgiving I ever had in my life!" shouted Liberty...
"Well at least the view is gorgeous..." said Karen as she stepped outside.
"ROOM SERVICE!" yelled a man at the door.
"OMG IT MUST BE FOOD!" said Liberty.
All the girls ran to the door.
The man handed them a huge platter with a roasted pig.
"COURTESY OF JEREMY!" said the man.
"OH MY GOSH JEREMY IS AMAZING!!!" said Trish.
The ladies all gathered around the roasted pig and Libby said grace.
"Thank you Lord for this experience... I would have never thought I would make friends in this devil's playground, and I thank you Jesus for allowing me to meet two great sisters. Thank you father God for this bizarre but great Thanksgiving meal, and thanks for giving us a happy ending after all AMEN!" said Liberty.
"AMEN!" said Trish and Karen in unison.
They all began to dig in and grub.
"YUM! DELICIOUS! TASTY!"
"So... Any last words" said Karen.
"I want to say... That honestly... I would have never hung out with you, Trish at first glance, and Karen, I am surprised that I accept you into my life although you did porn, but I feel like I have grown as a person. I am glad that I came here to this experience. I thank God, that I ignored my church and came here... Everyone told me this show was the devil's work, but I came here on a mission, to try and save Hawaii from EVIL! Instead... I had battles, I got punched, I went insane, and my beloved statue got broken. BUT! In the end.... I met you two! Especially you Karen!" said Liberty...
Karen began to tear up and hugged Liberty....
"That was touching" said Trish...
"Well I want to say that... I don't know how I ended up here with you bitches! I came in here making fun of you, and now I am here dining with you and sharing personal feelings. I never knew it would come down to this. I really feel like you guys are two of the most genuine people I met here.... As for my experience.... Yeah I acted like a slut, but I have no regrets! I feel like I'm going to leave Real World, with three words... A Blonde Balling and Beautiful Bitch!"
"Yes girl you will!" said Liberty as she high fived Trish...
"Okay I get it, let me think, I guess it's my turn" said Karen.
"The one thing... That I'm so proud about... Is still being here. I honestly felt I was too emotionally weak to last the whole way through. I can sit here and honestly say that I am no longer insecure! The porn didn't even run me away. I still stood strong. Trish you gave me my confidence back! You made me feel beautiful again. Libby... You were there since day 1.... I would not ask for a better person to be having the last supper with me, but you." said Karen.
"OKAY... I am stuffed!" said Trish.
"Me too" said Karen...
"I don't want to go home tomorrow!" cried Liberty.
"Me either..." said Karen.
"Hmmmm..... I have an idea!" yelled Trish.
"WHAT!?" said Karen and Liberty in unison.
"LET'S ALL HAVE A ROAD TRIP! LET'S CALL JEREMY UP AND GET THAT JET TO TAKE US TO LA! THEN I'LL SHOW YOU TWO AROUND CALI, AND THEN YOU TWO CAN LEAVE ME THERE AND GO OFF TO VEGAS AND DROP OFF KAREN!"
"HEY BUT THAT'S THE CITY OF SIN!" said Liberty.
Trish and Karen gave her a serious stare.
"JUST KIDDING" said Liberty.
"AND LIKE I WAS SAYING... THEN LIBBY YOU CAN GO ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE ATL" said Trish.
"I LOVE THE PLAN!" said Karen.
"Sounds like a plan!" said Liberty.
"Okay let's call Jeremy.
Trish told Jeremy the run down and Jeremy agreed.
The girls headed to the limo all together dancing and laughing and skipping.
"LA HERE WE COME!!!" YELLED TRISH.
"ROAD TRIP!" yelled Karen.
zooms out of Hawaii....
THE END.
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