Real World Fantasy House 6: Hawaii

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^Confessional - Brian

Tonight I'm taking out the Blondz and showing them that everything is good and fun when I'm the one in control.


The limo pulls up to the club and the room mates promptly head straight to the VIP.

The roomies begin dancing and having a swell ole time! Brian and Allen sanwich Trish who appears to be throughly enjoying it.

"RIDE ME BABY" moans an intoxicated Trish. "You don't need to ask me twice!" cheers Allen.


-Back at the mansion-


Ming sits at the table twirling her cup of tea to herself until she hears a loud moan. "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh" coming from Liberty's room.

Ming cautiously walks upstairs to Liberty's room where she hears the noises.


^Confessional - Ming

Liberty has been a total train wreck since getting drunk. I hope she's okay ...


"Libby? Is everything okay honey?" Ming asks noticing Liberty's under the covers. "Iiiii aaaaaaaaaaammm nottttttttt LIBERTY" yells Liberty from under her sheets.

Ming turns pale with fear. "Liberty?"

"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Liberty roars unveiling herself from the sheets.

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" screeches Ming running as fast as she can out of the room.

"HELP ME HELPPPP!!!" she screams to the producers. "SHE'S POSSSESSED!" cries Ming.


^Confessional - Ming

I thought Liberty was just really sick, but it turns out... SHE'S BEEN POSSESSED.

"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD" Ming contiues to yell running around the house.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH" roars Liberty once more from her devil chamber.

Ming runs outside to the private beach.

Shook, scared, panicing Ming is terrified to reenter the house. "Think Ming.. THINK!" she tells herself.


- Back at the club -


Karen is embracing this new make over and is drunk as a skunk actin a mess. "PAAAAAARTYYYY!! BLONDES FOREVER<#33 YAY" she cheers.



Corbin on the other hand, watches everyone in disgust.


^Confessional - Corbin

Vhat em I doing? I feel like ah em degrading myself right now. Brian is de.. triplet I want, but he doesn't lubb me.. so why should i be his follower!?



Corbin approaches. "Brian!" Brian ignores him and contiues dancing.

"Brian!"

Brian fist pumps with his Brother.

"BRIAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!" cries Corbin

Brian starts dry humping Trish as she booty pops


^Confessional - Corbin

I am trying to get de attention of Brian to tell him I am goin home but he ignorz me! Dis only proves my point... why wont he love me? -cries-


Corbin now tries to inform Karen. But Karen is now passed out on the vip couch.

"Fuck dis!" Corbin says as he rushes out the club and enters the limo.

"Dey said they're taking a taxi! DRIVE" demands Corbin..


- back at the mansion -


Confessional - Ming

Since I'm the only person here and the producers wont do anything, I'm taking it upon MYSELF to exorcise Liberty... but something tells me she really isn't possessed.. but better safe then sorry right?


Ming proceeds to Liberty's devil chamber dressed in her priestess outfit

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"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH" roars Liberty once more as Ming approaches her room.

Ming swings the door open and instantly begins her chant in Korean.

"ORIGATO! EGGFUYOUNG, PORKFARICE, BEGONEEEEEEEEEE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screams tossing holy water on Liberty.

"AURURHAHAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Liberty gives out a yelp of pain as she shakes and cackles.

suddenly... silence.

Ming walks closer to Liberty. "Honey.. are you okay?" Ming reaches out to open Liberty's eyes.

'Baby girl.. YOU DONE SAVE MY SOUL!!" cries Liberty. Liberty bursts into tears and hugs Ming as tightly as she could.


^Confessional - Ming

I knew it! Libety was faking it.. my holy water was made out of lemon juice and sparkling water, and my prayer was total nonsense! Liberty convinced herself she was possessed.... she's reach a whole new level of crazy.


"I seen the devil, and the devil juice done did it to me!" preaches Liberty.
"I was in flames Ming, FLAMES, DA DEVIL BURNS YOU 1 THOUSAND TIMES A SECOND WHEN YO SOUL BELONGS TO HIM!!" she cries out.

Ming stares blankly at Liberty

-Back at the club-


The blondz are all drunk as can be and ready to return back. They exit the club but notice something is amiss.

"Where the FUCK is my limo?" demands Brian. "Where is it? WHERE IS IT?!" he yells. "Where the hell is Corbin?" asks Allen.

"He must have taken it, that russian spy!" says Trish


^Confessional - Trish

I'm drunk and I don't give a fuck about Corbin, so I'm gonna throw him under the bus and make myself look better in the brother's eyes.


"ARE YOU KIDDING ME" Brian says full of anger.


^Confessional - Brian

Corbin.. you aint my son, you my mother fuckin step son!


"DDDDDDDDDONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" he screams as the camera zooms out.

Meanwhile at the local Hawaii airport, the room mates have a surprise guest...

Gucci bag in hand, stunna shades on, and blonde hair done to perfection with 6 inch heels clanking on bitch mode in the airport.

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^Confessional - Britney

The ORIGINAL Blonde BITCH, is back in the building, I hope you bitches are ready -winks-.

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EPISODE SIX

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"Corbin better have a damn good reason for this shit!" said Brian as he paced back and forth waiting for a taxi cab...

Karen stumbled and sat on the curb with Trish waiting for the cab.

"ARGH!!! I'm so drunk!" yelled Karen...

"ME TOO BITCH!" said Trish drunkenly...

"Dude I wanna go home BRO!!!" yelled Allen drunkenly.

Confessional Brian: Me and the rest of the blondz are drunk as well and we wanna go home! This motherfucker Corbin better watch out! He isn't even a natural blonde! Us drunken blondz are a force to be reckoned with...

Back at the mansion

Ming went to open the door for Corbin

"Where is everyone else?" said Ming.

"MOVE BEACH!" snapped Corbin as he bumped passed her.

"Dude what the fuck is your problem?!" yelled Ming...

"I wanna go to bed!" screamed Corbin

Confessional Corbin: I don't feel like explaining anything to Ming! I wanna go to bed!

Corbin carried off to bed...

Confessional Ming: I seriously can't take this house anymore! Brian is a douche bag with followers! Karen is a traitor, Liberty is crazy, and Corbin is a jerk! I don't know why I should even stay here and put myself through this... I quit.

Ming began packing her bags...

Back with the blondz

In the cab

"HEY YA'LL!!! LET'S RUN IN THE HOUSE AND ATTACK CORBIN WITH EVERY LIQUID ITEM POSSIBLE!" yelled Brian.

"YEAH!!!!" screamed the angry drunken blondz.

Back at the house

Confessional Ming: I don't even owe anyone an explanation... I am just going to leave without talking to ANYONE! These jerk offs don't care about me, so I don't care about them! I have been in this house for a month and it seems like an eternity in hell!

Ming zipped up her last bag...

Liberty was fast asleep and so was Corbin.

Ming then walked to the beach and took a look at the Hawaiian ocean...

"Bye bye Hawaii! Thanks for having me" Ming said to herself as she smiled and dragged her luggage toward the door.

As Ming opened up the door BAM!!!!!!!!

The Blondz all rushed in and bumped passed her knocking her down.

"COOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled an angry and drunken Brian as he stormed to the kitchen looking for liquid to throw.

"AHHH" yelled Ming as she fell on her butt.

"MOVE OUT THE WAY BITCH!!! WE HAVE A LIQUID WAR TO START!" Trish yelled at Ming.

Confessional Ming: This is the last straw! I am definitely done with this house!

As Ming exited, Brian entered the kitchen in a rage with the rest of his crew following.

"I GOT HUGE BUCKET OF WATER!" yelled Brian.

"I GOT MILK!!!" yelled Allen.

"I GOT JUICE!!!" yelled Trish!

"I GOT BLEACH!!!" yelled Karen.

All four of the blondz ran upstairs with their liquid...

"Here corby corby corby!!!!!!!" taunted Brian.

"Wha?" said Corbin as he opened his eyes and SPLASH!!!!

Brian dumped freezing ice cold water all over Corbin and his bed...

"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" yelled Corbin as he hopped up and ran...

"GET BACK HERE BITCH!" yelled Allen.

Brian then went to fill his bucket back up.

Trish then threw her juice all over Corbin.

"STOP WETTING ME YOU AMERICAN IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Corbin as he tried to escape

Allen then jumped in Corbin's face and poured Milk in his face.

"MY EYES! MY NOSE!" yelled Corbin as he spit Milk out and tried to wipe his face.

Brian then ran behind him with more ice cold water and poured it down his back.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" yelled Corbin as he hopped up.

"PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" yelled Corbin as he ran through the house drenched and slipping.



Corbin then hid in Liberty's room...

he closed his eyes because he was so scared.

"OPEN YOUR EYES CORBY!" yelled Karen.

Corbin opened his eyes and BAM! She threw bleach all in his face!



"AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Corbin cried and ran in the bathroom...

"MY FACE BURNS!!!" yelled Corbin as he ran in the bathroom to wash his face.

Brian high fived all the blondz.

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" said Brian...

"HAHAHAHAHAHA" all the blondz giggled.

"WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Corbin as he took a shower.

"Okay blondz let's go to bed now... Wait.... Where's Ming?" said Brian confused.

-ZOOMS OUT OF MANSION-

and you hear Britney's voice saying

"I'M BACK BITCHES!!!! What the hell! Why is the floor wet?"

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So Britney stomps in the house "Why is it so wet in this house?" Britney wondered.

What Britney didn't know was that everyone was asleep.

"Oh cousins!!! Where are you?!!!" Britney yelled.

_{Confessional-}Britney

Like hello! The true HBIC has arrived, and no one is waking up to bow down to me! Where the hell did evryone go!?

Britney walked into every room to see what was going on.

She walked into Brian's room and she saw him being ridden by Trish and she heard the bed clinking back and forth.

"What the fuck!? COUSIN!" Britney shrieked

"OH MY GOSH COUSIN BRIT!" yelled Brian as he threw Trish off of him.

"Get off me slut!" said Brian

"Ah!" shrieked Trish as she fell onto the floor.

Allen heard the thump of Trish falling on the floor and awoke.

"OMG COUSIN BRIT!" Allen yelled with joy.

"Hey guys I'm here for a week!" said Britney as she hugged the two brothers.

"Btw why was it so wet in here?" asked Britney.

"Oh we are just running this house Britney, kind of like you did! We had to soak someone up and set them straight." said Allen.

"Hahaha I see" said Britney laughing.

_{Confessional-} Trish
Eeeew! I see this bitch Britney from like season 1, and I'm thinking... Bitch you are still alive? I mean your season was ages ago! Like I can't believe that she is Brian and Allen's cousin! This is now the Brian's family show...

"What is all this ruckus" said Karen half asleep and half drunk walking into Brain's room.

"You know Britney from season 1 Tokyo! Well she's me and Allen's cousin and she is making a cameo" said Brian.

"Oh wow! Girl I loved you on Tokyo! You were my fave." said Karen.

_{Confessional-} Karen
Okay I lied to Britney. I didn't like her on Tokyo. I related way more to Jackie! Britney was a dumb bitch, but I'm not going to say I hated her in front of Brian and Allen and ruin my chances with the blondz.

Trish rolled her eyes and bumped passed Britney.

"Excuse me!" said Britney.

"Humph!" snapped Trish as she swung her much better blonde hair.

THE NEXT DAY

Corbin starred into the bathroom mirror...

_{Confessional-}Corbin
That bleach that Karen threw in my face could have blinded me. I want to press charges, but I want to get back on the Blondz goos side because they clearly run this house... Who else do I have Liberty?

"HOUSE MEETING!" yelled the producers.

"What's going on?" said Britney.

_{Confessional-} Britney
Wth? I am making a cameo and they have a house meeting in the middle of my time to shine!? I didn't come here to be a roomate, I came to be the STAR



Everyone gathered around for the house meeting.

"WHO THREW THE BLEACH" the producers yelled.

The Blondz looked among themselves in fear.

"Huh?" said Britney.

"Shut up bitch this has nothing to do with you!" said Trish.

"Um excuse me slut!" said Britney.

"LADIES!!!" yelled the producers.

"THIS IS VERY SERIOUS! WE DO NOT CONDONED BLEACH BEING THROWN IN SOMEONE'S FACE! IT COULD HAVE DONE PERMANENT DAMAGE AND THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN ON OUR HANDS AS A NETWORK." said the producers.

"Karen threw it" said Corbin

"WHAT?! I did?" said Karen in shock.


-Flashes back to Karen throwing bleach in Corbin's face-

"Well Corbin, you get to decide whether Karen can stay in this house or not! This could have damaged your sight" said the Producers.

_{Confessional-} Corbin
I have a decision to make now... I want to stay with the blondz though and make it up to them, so I might let Karen stay just to get back on their good side.

"Make the right decision!" said Brian starring into Corbin's eyes with rage.

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EPISODE SEVEN

^Confessional - Karen

Honestly.. I was really drunk last night when I threw bleach on Corbin. I don't even remember it! I hope I don't go home... -cries-



"You.. threw bleach on him?!" says Liberty in shock. Karen looks into Liberty's eyes and sees nothing but disappointment.


^Confessional - Liberty

I now see Karen has sold her soul to the devil! And the devil is BRIAN. When I first walked in her Karen was delightful as a cup of tea before church Sunday! Now she's a trifling lost hoe! Oh goodneess, pardon my language!


"She threw bleach on me! She' threw bleach on me! Why should I keep her?!" Corbin demands retaliating Brian. "If you send her home, you may as well leave no Corbin, because you're DONE." snaps Brian. "This is unfair, this is my decision! Why is he allowed to do this to me?" Corbin asks the producers.

"BECAUSE I RUN THIS FUCKING HOUSE DUMBASS, HELLO?!" yells Brian. The producers say nothing.


^Confessional - Britney

I have to give it to Brian, he's done such a good job of taking over this house. These bitches is his sonz. -Flips weave-

^Confessional - Corbin

I have a difficult decision because if I keep Karen it may allow me back into the good graces of the blondz but what happens if they don't.

"I... i... Karen....!" shrieks Corbin. "I want... you......" he stutters, as he is stared down by Brian and Allen.

Karen begins to cry hysterically. "I'm sorry Corbin!"



"I'm sorry!" she says once again.

^Confessional - Allen

I don't want Karen to leave! She's fucking funny as shit, I love how much of a train wreck she is.


"I will let you stay, but I am getting de fuck outta here!" exclaims Corbin. "YAY" cheers Karen. The blondz all get up and cheer together.

While Corbin begins to cry more.

The blondz continue to dance more. "GO KAREN, GET IT GIRL GETT IT" cheers Trish.


^Confessional - Brian

With Corbin gone, all that's left is Liberty, and she's no threat to me or anyone in the blondz, so really I don't care.


Corbin goes up to his room and begins to pack his bags with tears strolling down his face.


^Confessional - Liberty

i am disgusted! What kind of show is this?! I look around me and I see NONE of the people I came here with! Where is Brent, Heather, Danny, Antonio, Trent, Ming and now Corbin?! EVERYONE IS LEAVING THIS SHOW!! The only original room mates are myself, Karen and Brian. And them two gone sold their souls to the DEVIL!

Liberty runs up to comfort him.

"Sugga, don't go! We can stop these devil worshippers!" exclaims Liberty. "Stay away from me, bible freak! I'm a FAGGOT so you'd never like me!" he says pushing her out of his way.


^Confessional - Corbin

I don't give a flying fuck dat I am leaving! I see now dat Brian can not forgive people dat have crossed his fake friends! He sent his bromance home, and now.. his romance home </3. But it doesn't matter, Allen is the hotter brother. Allen if you ever want to make out with a faggot again then pretend to be straight, call me up -wink-


Corbin walks up the blondz who are still at the couch and has last words for them.

"I just have something to say to you all"

The Blondz say nothing.

"Dis again?! FUCK YOU ALL" Corbin says hocking a huge loggee and SPOTTING it in Trish's face. Britney giggles to herself.

Corbin exits quickly before he could get jumped.


^Confessional - Trish

I just got SPIT ON! By that disgusting russian man! Is anyone going to defend me?!


"Hello?!" snaps Trish. "Um what?" asks Brian. "HELLO HE SPIT ON ME". "Whatever he's gone." says Brian rolling his eyes.

Liberty returns back crossing her arms.

"ANYWAY" Britney yells commanding attention. "No going out tonight, no drama, no nothing! Tomorrow I'm directing your photoshoot!" says Britney.

"ugh whatever" mumbles Trish. "BITCH SHUT UP" snaps Britney.
"So are you guys gonna cook me dinner?" asks Britney.


^Confessional - Brian

Ugh this is the one thing I can't stand about Britney, she always has to be center of attention, and always wants other people to do shit for her... whatever.


"Karen, Trish you're the girls cook for us!" demands Brian. "Ok!" says Karen happily. "..............sure" says Trish

"Karen honey, I'll pray for you" Liberty says holding her heart walking away.

^Confessional - Karen

There's only 5 room mates left. Myself, Trish, Brian, Allen, and Liberty. Even though Liberty's the odd one out there can't be any more drama from this point on... could there?



-Several Hours later-


Karen and Trish manage to put together a ... decent meal.

"Wow thanks for this." says Britney, as all of the room mates sit at the dinner table together.

"Thanks!" says Karen with a big smile. Trish says nothing.

^Confessional - Britney

What's the point of a cameo without provoking a little something? tehehe

"Soooooooooooooooooo" says Britney. "Where is everyone?" asks Britney looking around the small cast. Who's even an original room mate? Like why are there only five of you..." asks Britney.

"None of your buisness!" snaps Trish. "BITCH if you SNAP BACK AT ME ONE MORE TIME I WILL FUCK YOU UP" yells Britney. "Britney, you're a nobody, a washed up NOBODY, WHO'S RIDING SEASON'S 6'S DICK FOR SOME AIR TIME." snaps back Trish

"Save it cunt!" Britney says, shutting down Trish.

^Confessional - Brian

I'm not gonna defend either of them. I need my beauty rest for tomorrow's photoshoot, so I can't be tired and stressed out from drama. So.. Trish can be ugly tomorrow by her own choice.

"So Liberty, how does it feel to be the only one who isn't a blonde, but instead a black bitch?" asks Britney batting her eyes. Liberty's jaw drops. "Why I never!" says a shocked Libby. "Oh my goddddddddddd cut the fucking fake christian act, you're BLACK, show me the GHETTO!" demand Britney.

"UH OH, EXCUSE ME?" snaps Liberty


"I aint NEVER been ghetto, so you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!" snaps Liberty. "There it is! YES YES!" cheers Britney.

Trish can no longer take Britney "THIS IS BULLSHIT" she snaps. "WHO IS THIS WASHED UP HOE THINKING SHE IS, ALLOWED TO COME IN HERE AND STIR SHIT UP." snaps Trish. "Bitch, I'm the original, HEAD MOTHER FUCKING BITCH IN CHARGE." Britney retaliates. Trish slams her plate down. Brian and Allen watch bigo eye'd.

Karen begins to pray.



^Confessional - Trish

Britney thinks she's the hbic, bitch please your season was... how long ago? I'm sorry no one cares about you anymore and now you need to be on this season trying to stir some shit up for air time! I'm about today, not yesterday, so she can get the fuck out.

"I don't give a fuck WHO you are. Your time is over, get out of here!" snaps Trish. Britney FLIPS THE TABLE OVER. "Woah!" yells Allen. Karen is disappointed at her turkey leg falling on the floor.

"BITCH YOU MUST NOT KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO. I'LL RUN YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ASS OUTTA HERE" Britney says in her face. "DO IT, DO IT BITCH" says Trish. Britney grabs Trish's blonde weave and tugs it with all her might.

The girls begin to wrestle, but instead of wrestling... it looks a tad bit more sensual.

"Ladies stop it!" preaches Liberty trying to break them apart.

Trish's and Britney's articles of clothings seem to come off one by one. "BITCH" snaps Britney as her top falls off. "CUNT!" Trish yells slamming Britney's head on the ground, some how.. her panties come off.

^Confessional - Allen

This is kinda weird that this fight is turning into a porn scene.. but it's even weirder I'm getting turned on...


Karen pulls off Trish with relative ease. "That's enough!" she commands.

"YEAH BITCH YEAH, I FUCKED YOU UP, WHATS UP?" yells Britney as she is escorted to a hotel for the night.

The room mates look around at the mess, and a half naked Trish.

"I ain't cleaning this!" claims Liberty as she strolls away to read her bible.

"That was lame... DONE." says Brian.


- The next day-


^Confessional - Brian

Today's the day of the photoshoot aka the pre-reunion. And honestly, I better have some security. I sent basically everyone home.. and I know I'm gonna be a target. I'm too pretty to get hurt.


The room mates are rushing to get ready because Britney does not like to be kept waiting.

Meanwhile in the girls bathroom...

"Honestly. last night really opened my eyes to them" says Trish gossiping to Karen. "They want us to have their backs but when it's their turn to have ours they don't wanna have ours? I think I get what Corbin was saying" Trish continues. Liberty and Karen stay quiet.
"And seriously.. Britney from Real World Tokyo is their cousin? What did she fuck a producer for them to get casted? -rolls eyes-"
"4 bs honey, beautiful, blonde, ballngn, bitch. this is a new generation and I'm the new blonde bombshell.. Britney needs to lay the fuck off" continues Trish.

Confessional - Trish

I HATE Britney, and the sooner she leaves.. the better really.

Confessional - Karen

I'm playing this game smart, I'm not gonna say I agree to disagree, but just be there for Trish to vent.

"Mhm" says Karen. "So why are you even friends with them?" asks Karen. "You know.. keep your friends but your enemies closer." Karen gives Trish a dead stare.

The doors SLAM open.



"LINE UP BITCHES" yells Britney. "IT'S TIME FOR THE PHOTOSHOOT"

Brian, Allen, Karen and Liberty are on time. Trish is still getting ready.

"Where is that fake bimbo?" demands Britney. "Getting ready still!" answers Karen.


^Confessional - Trish

I can't go out looking like someone like... BRITNEY. I have an image to maintain, -shakes weave- can't you tell?


"You upstairs, you are so caught up in SOME SHIT. LETS GO" demands Britney.

"When you come downstairs.. just smack me across the face, because THIS is disrespectful!" yells Britney. Trish finally strolls downstairs.

Britney points to the lined up room mates. "GET YOUR ASS OVER THERE IN LINE" she demands. "I'm not about your shit! I don't give a fuck if your a visitor or NOT" snaps Trish.

"GET YOUR ASS OVER THERE IN LINE" Britney says in Trish's face. "And your breathe smells like SHIT BITCH" says Trish finally getting in line.

"Good. Now was that so hard?" asks Britney.

"Brian.. looking good, Allen you look cute.." Britney says inspecting each of the room mates. "Karen I like it.. Liberty, I wish you did it.. a little more ghetto" remarks Britney. "You don't like my sunday suit?" laughs Liberty.

"Ahaha no."

"Oh and last but not least, LIKE NOTHING ELSE I EXPECTED, YOU LOOK LIKE A CHEAP RUN DOWN SLUT." Britney says to Trish. "But you're not worth the time to stress over, everyone get in the car!"

The room mates leave to their photoshoot.

- monologue of past room mates-


^Confessional - Antonio

It's my lucky day, and Brian you're DONE.

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So Britney and the five remaining roomates arrive at the photo shoot and the producers automatically pull Brian aside.

"We need you in a private room" said the producers.

"Why?" asked Brian.

"Basically Because everyone wants to kick your ass" said the producers.

Confessional Brian: The producers wanna separate me from these wild animals I sent home, but Ima bad motherfucker! I'm blunt! And I'll kick them hoes PUNT!

"Nah... Idc if they wanna hit me or NOT! I am going to face them bitches.

Confessional Britney: DAYUM! I see my cousin being pulled aside like he the motherfucking president like he about to get assassinated! Wtf did he do to these angry people?!

Everyone including Brian strolled into the studio.

There sat lined up in this order: Brent,Heather,Danny,Antonio,Trent, Ming and Corbin

Trish walked in first...

"That's the bitch who replaced you!" Ming said to Heather.

" Ew looks like the typical white trash whore!" said Heather.

"Oh were you the girl who got circumcised?" snapped Trish.

"Shut the fuck up Trish!" said Britney.

"Fuck you Britney!" said Trish.

"DON'T SPEAK OF THAT!!!" cried Heather.

"The question is where is Brian so I can smash that nigga's head!" yelled Antonio.

"That's what I'm talking about" said Brent.

"Me too!" said Trent.

Brian inched into the door, but the producers grabbed him and said "Are you sure you want to enter the lions den?"

" I can do this!" said Brian.

Brian walked in with Allen.

"Oh there he gos with his punk ass bitch of a brother" yelled Trent.

"Nigga I got yo punk!" said Allen.

"What the fuck you gone do!" said Antonio as he got up from his chair.

Danny and Corbin watched and laughed with glee.

Confessional Danny: I fucking hate Brian! The roomates who left have all gotten extremely close after we all realized Brian's ways. Antonio forgave me for stabbing him, and Trent is no longer mad at Corbin for ganging up on him, Ming and Heather are even cool... We all know Brian is a snake, and we have become closer.

"Hey! Hey! Hey!" yelled the producers as they blocked Antonio.

"NO LET ME GO! FUCK A PHOTO SHOOT! I CAME TO FUCK HIM UP!"

TRENT,BRENT,AND ALL THE OTHER CAST OFFS ALL JUMPED UP AND BOMBARDED THE PRODUCERS READY TO FIGHT!

"MOVE OUT OUR WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!" yelled Brent as he punched a producer in the face.

"MOVE BITCH!" said Ming as she bumped passed Britney.

"WAIT! WAIT MY HAIR!" yelled Britney as she fell to the ground.

"THIS PLACE GOT THE DEVIL IN IT!" said Liberty as she tried to run from the stampede of angry people.

"Take me with you PLEASE!" said Karen.

"YOU DONE CHOSE YO FATE! NOW SHOO!" said Liberty as she pushed Karen into the angry crowd and ran.

"BITCH!!!" said Ming as she grabbed Trish's hair and began karate chopping her.

"COME HERE FAT BITCH!" said Heather as she grabbed Karen by the neck and began strangling her.

"MOVE MOVE MOVE" yelled Trent as he socked passed the producers.

Allen tried to block him, but Trent punched him in the nose knocking him down.

Antonio was freed from producers and charged after Brian.

"OH SHIT!" said Brian as he ran.

Confessional Brian: All these assholes are pissed at me and wanna rip my head off! Honestly... I would wanna rip my head off too... They're just mad that I outsmarted every last one of them!

Trent then jumped in Brian's face and said "YOU DOGGED ME ON NATIONAL TELEVISION AND I DON'T GIVE A!" BOOM he began to punch on Brian.

Antonio then caught up and began punching Brian too.

Brent also joined in,and so did Corbin,and Danny.

"THIS IS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO US PIECE OF SHIT!" said all the guys as they jumped Brian and stomped and kicked and punched him.

"GET OFF MY COUSIN!!!!!" yelled Britney as she tried to stop them.

"HE DESERVES IT CUNT!" said Heather as she grabbed Britney's weave and threw her across the room.

Confessional Britney: I'm the HBIC, but this room is just filled with HBIC's... I can't take it!

Britney then got up and rushed toward the door in fear.

Allen tried to help his brother but couldn't get passed all the guys who were fucking him up.

"STOP!!!!" yelled the producers!

"THE COPS ARE HERE" yelled the producers again..

Swat then busted in and began beating Brent,Trent,Antonio,Danny,and Corbin, and forcing them off of Brian.

"BACK AWAY BEFORE WE PATON YOU! MACE YOU! OR EVEN TAZER YOU!" yelled Swat.

makeup artists,photographers,and production crew all ran out in fear.

Brent,Antonio,and the other cast offs were all arrested and put in police cars....


Confessional Karen: Our photo shoot resulted in the entire cast being gang jumped, and then swat busting in and 8 police cars.

Brian layed on the floor battered and bruised...

Britney ran back in to check on her cousins.

"OH MY GOD! I AM SO SORRY BRIAN AND ALLEN!" said Britney in shock.

"Oh no your'e bleeding!" yelled Britney.

"No shit Brit!" snapped Brian.

The paramedics then came and attended to all the cast mates

"NO DON'T TOUCH ME!" said Brian to the nurses.

"I'm good" said Brian as he got up and dusted off his suit and licked his blood off his mouth.

Confessional Trish: Brian gets jumped, and he still looks bad ass!"

"It just gos to show who the real HBIC WAS! They needed to all gang up together, in order to TRY and defeat me!" laughed Brian.

"But it's okay though!" said Brian again. "A real nigga always gets jumped at least once... They're all just peasants anyway! Trying to kill the king who exiled them!" said Brian finally.

"I tried to help you bro" said Allen.

"It's aiight dude! I'm fine" said Brian as he popped his collar,put on shades to cover his black eye, and lit a cigarette.

"LISTEN EVERYONE THE PHOTO SHOOT IS OFF" said the producers.

"THE NETWORK HAS DECIDED THAT THIS CAST IS THE MOST HECTIC, AND HAS THE MOST RAGE TOWARD EACH OTHER! YOU CAN NOT BE IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER WITH ALL THIS TENSION... THAT MEANS NO REUNION! NO NOTHING TOGETHER!" said the producers...

"So they have no promo?" wondered Britney.

"No they will! We will just individually photograph them, and then Photoshop them together." said the producers.

Liberty walked in and began to clap...

The remaining blondz all starred at her with hatred.

"Hahahaha... The Lords child was the one to remain untouched!" said Liberty as she smiled.

END EPISODE

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EPISODE EIGHT

-ONE WEEK LATER-


Liberty is seen sitting outside reading her bible. While Allen and Brian are out to eat. Karen and Trish's fake-friendship continues.


^Confessional - Karen

It's been a little while since the photoshoot. Britney's gone now, she had to leave a little earlier because of all the chaos. The house has been relatively quiet since the whole events that took place, and I kinda like it. I don't mind actually enjoying the beautiful hawaiian scenery for my last two weeks.



Trish braids Karen's hair for her while the two gossip and have girl talk. "This house has been a wild ride" admits Trish. "Try being here since day one... I've seen it all" Karen says. "So I can't help but wonder, has Brian been the same way the whole time he's been here?" asks Trish.


^Confessional - Karen

I don't really trust Trish.. but I'm feeling comfortable enough to tell her what I REALLY think of Brian.


"Ummm honestly, Brian's the fakest person to ever be in this house!" admits Karen. "Faker then my boobs?" asks Trish. "Faker then your whole being!" she says. Karen gives a gasp. "Yeah.. he's that fake" says Karen.

Liberty strolls in.


^Confessional - Trish

I'm glad Karen finally can admit that she doesn't like Brian as much as I do. Ever since Britney came to visit, Brian's fakeness has been as apparent as ever.

"I didn't know ya'll was in here.. I best be leaving.." says Liberty as she leaves. "Libby wait!" cries Karen. Liberty turns around. "Liberty we need to stick together, you me and Trish. We will have the majority!" says Karen. Trish and Liberty turn to Karen with shock.

"Are you saying what I think you're saying?" Trish asks Karen. "I know it sounds crazy, but Brian can scream and shout all he wants, but he can't do anything if we have the majority! He's DONE" says Karen.

"I'm in!" says Trish. Liberty stares at them in suspicion. "How do I know ya'll aint settin me up for some devil schemes?" asks Liberty.

^Confessional - Karen

I can't believe I'm actually trying to bring an end to Brian. This should have happened sooner. Without Brian maybe we could have lived in this house normally! He needs to be put outside like the dog he is! No more weak bitch Karen. I am... the HBIC!


^Confessional - Liberty

I don't know if I should trust these former devil worshipers. If they decide to side with the lord - my side, then I will embrace them as the lord would! But we can't do anything yet! As long as Allen and Brian are together they are unstoppable!


"Liberty, please trust us! We need to get rid of him, this isn't the "BRIAN SHOW" he used me and Trish, and we can see that now!" pleads Karen

Liberty takes the holy bible out from her bra and hands it to Trish and Karen. "Solemnly swear!" demands Liberty.

"I solemnly swear that we take that punk ass blonde bitch out of here!" swears Trish

"I solemnly swear that we bring jesus to the Real World!" swears Karen

Liberty is unable to hold back tears. "Beautiful!" as she embraces the two girls.


"When do you wanna do this?" asks Trish. "The devil is strong until he is alone!" preaches Liberty. "So we have to target Allen? But how?" asks Karen.

"Put them through hell!" says Trish. "The bigger problem would be separating them for once.." explains Karen. "umm... no idea there" says Trish.


The girls continue plotting the demise of the devil.........

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... You guys have too much time on your hands

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Do you read this? You should it's funny.. and addicting.

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So the girls continued plotting.... While Brian and Allen were planning their last weeks in the house.

Confessional Brian: I am definitely happy that I got a lot of people out of this house, but I am left with a bunch of boring BITCHES! I hate them all.... Seriously there is no more Blondz! I am not stupid! It seems that when people leave this house, they turn into haters, and all wanna jump on the "I hate Brian wagon"... After the photo shoot, I realized I can't hang with none of these losers!

"What the hell are we going to do to kill time bro" asked Allen.

"I don't fucking know dude!... I just wanna go out and party, and without these broads" said Brian.

Confessional Allen: Brian is my brother and my only friend in this house! Karen is a washed up boring porn star, and a ass kisser. Liberty is a bible freak and she is VERY FUCKING ANNOYING! Trish... She is used up pussy! Been there and done that.

Brian is very bored and pissed that no one is doing ANYTHING! So he began breaking things and throwing a tantrum!

"THIS HOUSE IS FUCKING BORING!!!!!!!!!" Brian yelled as he banged pans together and threw things on the floor. He broke a panini maker, he broke vases, and dishes! He then ran upstairs to yell in the girl's faces and remind them on how boring they were.

Allen ran up the stairs first and began to eavesdrop on the ladies plotting... He overheard Trish and Liberty and Karen saying this:

"We need to get Allen out the house first! We need to get rid of his last pawn standing... Maybe by trying to make him hit one of us, and then BOOM! We can send Allen packing, and make Brian's life a LIVING HELL! We just all pick fights with him, and then Liberty you can throw your holy water all over him, and we can make him crack!"

"YO BRO COME HEAR WHAT THIS CUNTS ARE SAYING!" said Allen.

Brian then ran up the stairs to hear, and he BUSTED IN ENRAGED!

Trish,Libby, and Karen jumped and held their hearts in terror.

"YOU BITCHES WANT TO TRY AND RUN ME OUT THIS FUCKING HOUSE!!!?" yelled Brian.

"WELL YOU ARE ALL MOTHERFUCKING WRONG!!!" Brian yelled.

Allen laughed in the background and said "HA LOOK AT THEIR FACES!"

"WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN BRIAN!?" yelled Karen as she cried.

"HAHA" laughed Brian and then he hocked a huge loogie in her face.

"EEEWWWWW" Trish said as she saw Brian's wad all over her face.

Karen ran into the bathroom crying and screaming.

"YOU DEVIL!!!!!! YOU SHALL REPENT NOW!" yelled Liberty as she threw holy water on him.

"Oh is this yours?" said Allen.

As he grabbed her beloved Mary Statue with the baby Jesus, and dangled it over the stair case.

"NO!!!" Liberty yelled as she jumped to Allen's feet and begged for mercy.

"Ooops!" said Allen with an evil smirk as he dropped it.

Her statue tumbled down in slow motion, and shattered as it hit the ground...

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" Liberty screamed.

Trish's mouth widened.

Confessional Trish: I can't believe Liberty is cussing like this... That statue must have been very valuable, because this girl is pissed. I have never seen her this way.

"ASSHOLE!!!" "BITCH" "BASTARD!" yelled Liberty as she tried to hit Allen, but Karen and Trish ran to hold her back.

"NO GIRL DON'T HIT HIM! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!" yelled Karen and Trish.

Confessional Karen: Although I want to hit Brian so bad for spitting in my face, I can't go home, and I can't let Libby go home either.

"YEAH HIT ME!" said Allen as he pointed to his cheek, telling her where to hit.

"HEY BITCHES LOOK!" said Brian as he grabbed Trish's LV bags and ran them down the stairs.

"HEY GIVE ME MY SHIT!" yelled Trish as she chased him.

"HAHA BITCH!" yelled Brian as he ran outside to the private beach, and threw Trish's stuff in the ocean...

Makeup washed into the ocean, and so did Gucci and LV bags...

"WHY!!!!!" screamed Trish as she fell on her knees and cried in the sand.

"I AIN'T NEVER GOING HOME BITCHES! SUCK ON THESE NUTS!" yelled Brian.

Allen and Brian then ran to the limo, where they demanded to head to the club, and pulled off in glee.

Confessional Brian: I wanted to show these hoes that I can ruin their lives and still not go home for hitting them! If they wanna get me out the house, then they have to work REALLY HARD! Because I am standing my ground no matter what!

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Allen and Brian pull up to the club and exit the limo still annoyed from the situation with the girls.

^Confessional - Allen

It's become obvious that the girls have turned against me and Brian and now want ME out of the house, in order to get to Brian. Not gonna happen ladies.


"And who are you?" the bouncer asks the boys. "We're from The Real World... hello? Don't you see the cameras?" says Brian growing irritated. "The Real World has 8 people... there's only 2 of you" replies the bouncer. "Dude.. we don't hang out with them, LET US IN. We're on vip!" demands Brian.

The Bouncer gives the skinny blondes a look up and down. "Names?" he asks.
"Allen and Brian Maddox" says Allen. The bouncer looks at them over again. "Are you with Jeremy Borrelllo?" "Yeah! That's us" Brian says.

"He told me not to let you guys in sorry."


^Confessional - Brian

We pull up to club that we're VIPed for by Jeremy, and we just found out he took us off?! What the fuck is going on here?


"Sorry, not allowed in" says the bouncer as he blocks the entrance. Brian and Allen are left dumbfounded.


^{Final Confessional} - Jeremy

Sorry dudes, you guys should have told me Britney's your cousin earlier, and maybe this wouldn't sting so much. But I hate that bitch, so naturally... you're not going anywhere in Hawaii any longer. Hahahahahahaha



- Back at the mansion -


^Confessional - Karen

Brian and Allen trashed this house before they left, this is the last straw!

"They're not here, lets pack their shit, and lock them out.." says Trish. "He did it to Antonio, Corbin, and Danny... sorry Brian, Karma's a bitch" says Karen with glee.

"What are we waiting for?! I AM DONE PLAYING GAMES WITH THESE DEVIL CHILDREN" snaps Liberty

^Confessional - Liberty

Ya'll been waiting for this day! The lord has given me the strength to be his warrior! I will vanquish the demons of this house by all means!


Liberty, Karen and Trish begin packing Brian and Allen's things.

^Confessional - Trish

I kind of feel bad doing this to Allen, but sorry, casualty of war! -shrugs-


"Lets pack this bitch's shit RIGHT NOW" demands Liberty as she snatches Brian's boxers and tosses them into his bag. "Ew he did NOT get laid this much" says Trish as she grabs the tons of Brian's condoms and throws them into his bag.

"Poor Allen, hasn't even finished unpacking his things!" laughs Karen.

^Confessional - Karen

I'm not going to lie, I DO think I'm the HBIC now. I actually run this house. I have the majority, and Brian, your time is up!


"I'm so glad they're leaving!" cheers Trish. "Majority rules bitches!" yells Karen throwing Brian and Allen's luggage outside.

Liberty promptly runs around the house to lock all the doors. "These sinners aint comin in this house NO MORE." yells Liberty as she sits tight in front of the doors.



^Confessional - Liberty

I'm a lady, but during times of battle, one must put that aside and draw the sword!

Trish watches from the upstairs balcony with Karen standing next to her looking out into the night sky. "I'm a little nervous!" admits Karen. "Me too.." says Trish.


- In the limo -


"I have a bad feeling right now" says Brian. "What is it?" asks Allen. "Things are always going my way.. and now everything's going down hill.. what the fuck man." confesses Brian.


^Confessional - Brian

I can tell just from how my day is going, that it's about to get worse. But I'm not nervous, I can handle anything thrown at me,


"Fuck the haters!" says Allen toasting a shot. 'Fuck em!" agrees Brian as he takes a shot.

The brothers take shot.. after shot.. after shot...

- Back at the mansion -

Karen and Trish await on the top balcony for the brothers. "What do you think is going to go down" asks Karen. "Someone's gonna hit someone that's a given" answers Trish. Karen begins to pray.

^Confessional - Trish

I don't know why Karen is now all of the sudden worried and scared. Weren't you the one devising this plan? If you don't wanna play the hbic role anymore, then I will.

Liberty waits sitting on the floor riding the bible to herself.


^Confessional - Liberty

Without blood, there can be no gain. -does sign of the cross-


The limo with the brothers pull up.

"The limo's here, THE LIMOS HERE" chants Liberty to the girls. Trish and Karen rush down stairs.

Brian and Allen walk out of the limo. "Oh... HELL NO, NOT AGAIN" yells Brian.

^Confessional - Brian

Getting out of the limo... I suddenly see a very familiar scene before me....... -flash back-

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"What?" asked Brent as he turned around and saw Antonio,Heather,and Danny carrying his luggage and running it to the ocean.

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!" yelled Brent!

"THEY ARE TOUCHING MY SHIT!!!" Brent yelled at the producers.

"That is fucking Givenchy,Prada, and D&G in that bag!!! PUT MY SHIT DOWN!!!!" yelled Brent.

Brent and Brian both ran to try and stop them.

"STOP YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!" yelled Brian.

"MY shit!" yells Brian. "What the hell?! This is MINE!" yells Allen.



"They were being serious" says Allen gasping. Brian tries to open the door. "They locked us out"

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Brian then went to open the door for Brent but Antonio came behind Brian and knocked him outside with Brent and locked him out as well.

"FUCK!" yelled Brian.

"Let me in! LET ME IN" screams Brian banging on the door. The girls watch from the inside and head up to their balcony.

"Sorry boys, this house is girls only!" taunts Trish. "No sinners!" demands Liberty. "Karma's a bitch" laughs Karen.

^Confessional - Brian

These stupid fucking bitches, wanna turn on me?! then laugh at ME? Do they know who they;re fucking with?!! DONEEEEEEE

Brian and Allen finally slam the door open. The girls run to stop them.

"IF YOU BITCHES THINK, I'M NOT GOING OUT SWINGING, YOU BITCHES GOT ME FUCKED" screams Brian.
"GET OUTTTTTTTTTT" yells Trish. "3 AGAINST 2, 3 AGAINST 2, SORRY BABY BUH BYE" yells Liberty. Allen doesn't know how to react.

"Who touched my shit, who touched it?!" demands Brian. "Karen you fat BITCH, did you touch this?!" he yells in her face. "Yeah I fucking DID!" she says back.

"What makes you think, you have the right to TOUCH MY SHIT?!" he demands to know.

^Confessional - Allen

I have no idea what to do, what to say, these girls came prepared!


"What gives you the right to do everything you did Brian?!" demands to know Karen. "You've done everything you claimed you didn't condone! What gives you the right?!!!" yells back Karen.

"BECAUSE I RUN THIS HOUSEEEEEEEEEEE" he says yelling. Liberty throws holy water in Brian's face. "Begone, BEGONE!" she cries. "Stupid nigger BITCH" he yells spitting in her face. "Oh no, oh no you didn't!" says Liberty as she pushes Brian out of the house. Karen and Trish run outside the house as well.

"DON'T COME IN HERE, YOU'RE DONE" yells Trish. "I'm.. NOT LEAVING" demands Brian. Liberty takes her holy bible and chucks it at Brian.

"We don't want him! WE DON'T WANT HIM!" cries Trish. The producer van pulls up.

^Confessional - Brian

So I see the producer van pulling up, that means someone is going home, and I am not going to be the one leaving.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO, I'M NOT LEAVING, I AM THE REAL WORLD, THIS IS MY SHOW" says Brian running into the house. Trish, Karen and Liberty block his way. "Get out of my way! GET OUT" he demands. "Brian, you're not coming, sorry!" yells Karen.

^Confessional - Allen

I feel like a punch bitch not helping my brother. But I don't wanna go home!


The producers grab Brian and try to pull him into the van. "NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO I AM NOT LEAVING, NO WAY, NO WAY I'M LEAVING." he says punching pushing and kicking. The Girls laugh as Brian struggles to break free.

"This is the BRIAN SHOW, THE BRIAN SHOW, I'M THE BIGGEST, AND THE BADDEST YOU HAVE EVER SEEN" he yells.

^Confessional - Trish

Brian is FINALLY being taken away, and I couldn't have expected any less. Screaming and yelling like a wild banshee claiming this was the Brian show. Bitch please, you went yelling around the house saying people were done? The one who's "DONE" this time is you. -waves-

Brian begins to cry "Can I just get my stuff please?" he asks through his sobs. "I don't wanna go!" he cries. The producers try to lift him up. "Brian.. it's time to go" they say humbly. "No don't touch me, DONT TOUCH ME. STAY AWAY FROM ME" Brian yells running away from them.

Brian runs to the street. "Please, someone help me, I've been kidnapped!" he yells to the streets. Someone drives passed him. "Excuse me, HELP DO YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE?! CALL 911 PLEAAAAAAASSSSSEEE" he drunkenly yells.

The producers finally restrain him into the van as he screams as loud as he can "AAAAAAAAAAHHH PLEASE HELP ME, SOMEONE HELP ME"

"DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" he screams in the back seat as he is pulled away from the house.

The girls and Allen watch from the steps of the house as the most powerful person in the house is now gone.

"Don't play games with us, and you wont end up like him" Liberty warns Allen. As she and the girls follow her inside.

Confessional - Liberty

The devil.. the devil is finally gone!!

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Danny proceeds to follow but Brian stops him short. "NO BTICH YOU AINT SLEEPING IN MY ROOM, YOU'RE SLEEPING OUTSIDE." yells Brian.

Brian runs upstairs to the family's room pushing past Antonio and Heather and grabs Danny's mattress, and drags it down the hallway. Antonio and Heather watch in amusement as Danny tries to get the matress from him. "DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" yells Brian as he throws it down the stairs. "GO GET IT BITCH"

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Confessional - Brian

I have no interest in consoling Karen. As far as I'm concerned, she's a low life fucking swine! If you're gonna do porn, at least look like... someone like me.

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Heather's Boyfriend: Hey is Heather there? I'm her bf and I'm in town to visit!

Brian: She's sleeping with Antonio right now....

Boyfriend: Who is this?

Brian: Uhhh Danny! I'm Danny

Boyfriend: She's cheating on me right now!?

Brian: Yeah dude... She's fucking a dude as we speak...

Boyfriend: Fuck that shit... Her dad has a beating waiting for her in that case and I am confronting her tomorrow when I come! Thanks Danny!

Brian: No problem.

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"FUCK YOU!!!! FUCK THIS HOUSE!!! YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME WITHOUT ME BRIAN!" yelled Antonio.

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"Antonio!? Antonio was the fail HBIC! I am the one who cordinated this plan to get the family out of the house! I run this shit! I got all the guys out this house bitch! I am the only original guy her bitch! I ran your insecure ass too! You can't get pussy, and the only reason why you got brain from that slut Trish is because she's SLUT!!! You are a fail model! You are a fail as a human being because you are so introverted and insecure, and you don't even deserve to live you fucking bastard! I hope your mom gets shot dead for giving birth to your sorry ass" yelled Brian.

^Confessional - Brian

-deep sigh- It looks like my time is up in this house. But I don't care. I came here to be a star and...that's exactly what I did. This is the Brian show, and will always be remembered AS the BRIAN show. I don't care. These girls didn't get rid of me, I left on my own accord, and I left with a bang. Allen, I officially hand you my crown as king of the house... do these bitches right. DONE.

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