REAL WORLD FANTASY HOUSE 7

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The room mates awake all hung over. And are united eating breakfast together.


^Confessional - Ryder

This morning I'm waking up hung over, and I can't remember shit from last night... I hope I didn't do anything crazy.


"Soo Ryder.. did you have fun last night?" jokes Rex. "Uhh yeah I guess." Ryder says. "Do you remember anything?" Rex instigates.


^Confessional - Rex

Ryder is a hypocrtical fuck. He preaches how he doesn't wanna get drunk, or hook up with girls because he has a girlfriend. But what does he do the second night?


Ryder says nothing. "Oh my god, he doesn't remember!" laughs Vee. "What did I do?" he asks panicing. "Dude you hooked up with 3 girls"

-flash back 1:30am, Ryder just got off his bar shift-

"Drink up!" cheers random girls to Ryder. "Aww fuck it!" Ryder yells as he rips off his shirt and lets the girls take body shots off of him.

"Lets make out!" he yells to 2 random girls. The 3 begin wrestiling with their tongues.

-back to reality-

"What the fuck?!" Ryder yells. "Chill out we're in Vegas. having fun!" comforts Richie.

^Confessional - Richie

I definitely knew Ryder was going to crack. It's only a matter of time before he and his girl break up now.

Dominic gets up and excuses himself. "I need to go...". "I"ll come to for moral support" says Mosh, picking up her gucci bag. "Good luck Dominic Andrew" says Richie.

Mosh and Dominic exit.

Ryder turns bright red. "WHY DID NO ONE STOP ME!?" he yells. "YOU AINT NOBODY'S RESPONSIBILITY HOE!" yells Leigh. "I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP" yells Ryder. "EXCUSE ME?" Leigh yells back. "GO CALL YOUR GIRL AND TELL HER WHAT A WHORE YOU ARE".

Ryder slams his plate on the ground. "Clean it up BITCH" he says to Leigh walking away to the phone booth.

"Oh no, oh no he did NOT" Leigh says getting up.

^Confessional - Leigh

This punk ass bitch Ryder wanna get smart with me? HELL NAW

Leigh grabs a plate and is about to throw it at the phone booth... but is stopped by Richie. "CUT IT OUTTTTTTTTT" he yells.

"Leigh, you need to CALM THE FUCK DOWN" Richie says grabbing her and shaking her. "NAW NOT YOU TOO RICHIE, I THOUGHT YOU WAS MY SON" says Leigh.

Richie hugs Leigh. and whispers into her ear. "You're making yourself a target, just go to your room" he says letting go.

^Confessional - Leigh

Ryder is lucky that Richie was there to calm me down, other wise he would have had his head busted right about now.

Leigh walks to her room huffing and puffing and slamming the door behind her.

Richie sits back down rolling his eyes, and eats his breakfast.

"She needs help" Fefe says. "She just isn't used to this situation yet" Richie explains.

"I don't know how much more of her I can take." says Rex.

^Confessional - Richie

Leigh it looks like everyone really wants you to leave... but something tells me keeping you around will be beneficial to me later on..

- down at the manager's office -

Adrienne has an evil grin on as she sees Dominic and Mosh approach her.

"Oh.. you're a tranny too?" she asks Mosh. "Um.. no? I'm here because he's my BFF<3" Mosh answers sweetly. Adrienne gives a look of disgust.

Dominic says nothing and looks defeated.

"So are you ready to be shaven down?" Adrienne laughs evilly. "Actually, NO!" he says slamming down a letter from his doctor. "You can't force me to get a procedure done, you discriminating BITCH! I will have this place shut down, and I'll gladly sue you for all your worth!" Dominic yells.

Adrienne is struck with silence.

^Confessional - Dominic

I called my doctor who is helping me with my transition, and now I don't have to get this procedure done because of this vile woman!

"Well.. err.. very well!" she says holding her heart. "You can work the bar... you're excused" she says pushing them out and slamming the door.

"YAY DOMDOM you get to keep your adam's apple!" cheers Mosh.
The two can hear Adrienne screaming in her office.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

-back in the apartment phone booth-

"Babe.. I messed up.. okay?" Ryder says apologizing. "WE'RE DONE RYDER, WE'RE DONE" she says hanging up in his face.

Ryder begins to cry. Richie walks in and comforts him.

"You ok?" Richie asks. "She fucking left me" he says sobbing on Richie's shoulder. "Forget about her, bros before hoes!"


^Confessional - Ryder

FUCK AYME. she left me.. she'll see that she needs me more then I need her! She'll see!

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"UGH THANK GOD YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET THAT PROCEDURE DONE DOM DOM!" said Mosh in relief.

"I know right!!! I am so relieved! said Dominick as him and Mosh entered the suite again.

"Oh the surgery is over already?" asked Richie

"NOPE! I don't have to get it! I put that bitch in check!" said Dominick

"Damn... I really wanted you to suffer" mumbled Rex.

"SHUT UP DOUCHE!" said Dominick

"SHUT UP HE SHE!" snapped Rex.

"Anyways... She gave me the bar shift with Ryder and Fefe!" said Dominick happily.

"AHAHAHAHA DUDE YOU HAVE TO WORK WITH THE TRANNY!!!"laughed Rex.

"Ugh... I don't care man... I'm just pretty happy I'm single and I can enjoy myself! What next though?" said Ryder.

"Hey Ryder I have the perfect idea!" said Rex.

"What's up dude?" said Ryder

"Let's take you to a strip club to celebrate you being single!" said Rex.

"Oh dude that's an awesome idea!!!" said Richie.

"Hell yeah!" said Ryder.

"Leigh is the stripper of the house so Ima ask her where we should go" said Richie.

"Ugh... okay..." said Ryder and Rex

Confessional Ryder and Rex together: Leigh is such an annoying cunt! We both hate her... Yeah we both can't stand her... Yeah she needs to go the fuck home!

"Yo Leigh..." said Richie.

"What's up boo?" said Leigh

Confessional Leigh: The only person I really like in this house is Richie... He's the only one that I feel I can rely on. He is the only one that I feel has my back... for now.

"We wanna go to the strip club so I came to ask you..." said Richie before he was cut off by Leigh

"WHO IS WE!?" snapped Leigh.

"Me,Rex,and Ryder... We wanna go to a strip club to celebrate Ryder being single!" said Richie.

"I see...." said Leigh as she smiled.

Confessional Leigh: I like Richie, but I am not going to HELP those assholes Ryder and Rex! They can both suck it... no hetero.

"So do you know any cool strip clubs in Vegas since you are our honorary stripper of the house" said Richie

"Why yes! The Golden Banana! It has a lot of big titty bitches walking around!" said Leigh

"Mmmmm sounds good.... What a strange name though..." said Richie.

"Trust me! You'll LOVE IT!" said Leigh...

Confessional Leigh: Haha I hope they line 9 inch dicks because I gave them the name and address of a GAY male strip club! Enjoy Rex and Ryder.

Meanwhile...

Fefe and Vee have a new found friendship

"Last night was crazy! I never would have thought ever in my life that I would meet celebrities." said Vee

" Yeah girl those are my peoples..." said Fefe.

Vee's eyes glowed in happiness

"Do you think we can do it more often?" said Vee.

"Do what?" said Fefe

"HANG OUT WITH CELEBS!" said Vee excited.

"Oh sure.... They are still in Vegas for two more nights..." said Fefe suspiciously

Confessional Fefe: Wasn't Vee the girl who didn't like black chicks?! Now that she knows I am a singer and that I have ELITE friends, now she wants to be my friend!?

"Yeah we can meet them... They are preforming tonight at the Wynn and Encore Hotels" said Fefe

"I can call them up and see if we can go in VIP again" said Fefe again.

"Oh yay yay yay!" clapped Vee.

*camera shows Dominic looking into Vee and Fefe's room from a distance.*

Confessional Dominic: So I am starting to notice that Vee is becoming attached to Fefe like a little TICK! She needs to scratch that bitch off! UGH!

Back to the guys

ALRIGHT BROS LET'S HEAD OUT!!!" yelled Rex as they all boarded the limo and pulled off.

Confessional Ryder: Amy was nice while it lasted, but I am a bad boy! Ima dog! Now I can get off my leash.

"WE ARE GOING TO THE GOLDEN BANANA WHERE BITCHES HAVE HUGE BOOBS!" yelled Rex.

*The limo driver looked confused"

"Oh boy! I need a lap dance" said Ryder.

"Me too!" said Rex.

The limo pulled up to the Golden Banana and it looked perfectly fine from the outside...

All the guys exited th limo

*dramatic music plays*

Richie entered first and he actually looked turned on

"Woah now mmmmmm" said Richie like his eyes were being pleased, but he quickly shut his mouth

then Rex and Ryder entered and said

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"

"OH HELL NO!!!"

On the other hand back at the mansion


RING RING RING...

The phone rings and Mosh gos to answer

Mosh: Hello you have reached the Real World residence
Amy: Hi is Ryder there?
Mosh: No he stepped out
Amy: Oh tell him that will be getting a plane ticket next week and I am coming down to visit!
Mosh: Oh ok... REALLY?
Amy: Yes! tell him I feel we can work this out.
Mosh: Oh okay I will sweetheart.
Amy: Okay thanks bye!
Mosh: later....

"Who was that?" Dominick asked Mosh

"Uhhhh it was Ryder's girl friend and I forgot what she said..."

"Oh well... Let's finished painting each others nails! said Dominick.

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"Leigh!" yells Rex enraged. "She's a fucking dyke so of course she wants us to go to a GAY club" he goes on.

Richie and Ryder stare at Rex going off.

"This house is gross as fuck, all these lesbians and these fags, THEY WANT THE HOUSE TO BE ALL GAY". Richie turns slightly red.


^Confessional - Richie

Rex is a homophobe, and the world is going to see it. He's a punk bitch who's gonna get thrown out if he keeps this shit up.


"Calm down dude, it's not that big a deal.. there's a club right there." Ryder says pointing across the street.

^Confessional - Rex

Am I on the gay season of the Real World? This is whack...


The guys step into a "Divide these legs" a straight strip club.

Immediately all the strippers go on charge mode because of the cameras. As the guys take a seat in front of the main attraction.

"Hey hoe! 3 drinks here" Ryder calls to a random stripper. As she walks passed, Ryder smacks her ass. "Good looks toots!" he shouts.

"What happened to Ayme?" asks Rex. "She dumped him" Richie answers for Rex trying not to laugh.

"Whatever! Hoes gone be hones" explains Ryder, as he chugs his beer.


- Back at the house -


"We got left behind AGAIN" complains Mosh. "Lets go out" says Dominic. "Mk, lets get everyone" says Mosh skipping away.


^Confessional - Mosh

The boys have ditched the girls again! This is lame, it's time for me to show the girls a good time - winks -


"Girrllss get ready, it's time to party!" cheers Mosh. "Gurl, I been dressed" says Leigh stepping out of her room looking stunning.

"Omg the one side of your hair grew back!" says FeFe. Leigh looks at her sideways. "No, BITCH, these some clips ins. How you gonna be black an not know this shit? Please" Leigh says, flipping her full head of weave.

"Gurl calm down with me!" says FeFe. Leigh rolls her eyes. "We can't go out with you.. we have to see Drake and Nikki" says Vee excitedly.

^Confessional - Vee

I don't care about Fefe, I don't care about any of these girls! I just want to fuck my way to the top, and Drake is a step lower then lil wayne.. so whatever -shrugs-


"Actually.. Drake and everyone left earlier because Cassie thinks she's pregnant" explains Fefe humbly. "WHAT" says Vee losing her composure. "Yes.." Fefe says holding her heart. "It's going to be beautiful" she continues. Vee gives a look of disgust. "Oh.........."

"So we can come with!" says Fefe happily. "Oh wonderful" says Leigh.

"Are you guys ready? I wanna get sushi or something.." says Mosh twirling her hair.

^Confessional - Vee

Ugh, why the fuck should I hang out with Fefe now, I'm gonna let that bitch hang alone now.. EW

"mhm" says the girls.

The girls step down into the elevator together.

^Confessional - Dominic

These girls are wild bitches, I hope they can keep up with a wild tranny though -flashes nipple-


-back at the strip club-


Ryder is getting lap dances from 3 fat black girls. One in particular is working it a little harder for Ryder then the rest.

"Hell yeah! Lemme see that ass!" cheers a drunken Ryder to the fat black stripper. "Te gusta papi?" whispers the giant whale on his lap as she drops it fast on him.

Richie and Rex stare blankly at him.

"Is he serious?" Richie whispers to Rex. "He's a fucking tool" Rex says back.

"Come on, lets leave him" Richie says to Rex.

^Confessional - Richie

I may not like Rex, but.. he's better then Ryder.. for the MOMENT. Actually who am I kidding, they both fucking suck.


"I'm down" says Rex. "I just gotta piss quick, hold on" Richie says going to the bathroom.

"Idiot" Rex mumbles under his breathe.

^Confessional - Rex

I see right through Richie, he thinks he runs this house! Nigga, you're messing with a BOSS. Now you're gonna get ditched!


Rex runs up to Ryder. "Dude, Richie wanted me to ditch you and sneak out with him! But he's at the bathroom, so grab your bitch, and lets dip!" Rex explains quickly. "Whattt the FUCK" yells an angry Ryder.

"Come on come on!" Rex grabs Ryder, who bids farewelll to his grenade. "What's your name!" he calls out to her. "Tiffany boo!" she says blowing a kiss.

Ryder and Rex get into the limo leaving Richie behind. Promptly after Richie walks out of the bathroom and notices immediately that theyre both gone.

"What the fuck?" Richie says running outside as he watches the limo pull off.

^Confessional -Richie

That was a big mistake on their part. If you're not behind me, you're beside me, no one's in front of me. And now they're going to pay the price.


-At the girls sushi dinner-

"So that will complete your order?" asks the waitor. "That will be all" says Dominic shooing the waitor away.

"Sooo it's ladies night!" cheers Fefe. Leigh rolls her eyes. "What do you think the boys are doing?" asks Vee

Confessional - Vee

I'd rather be hit by a bus then hang out with these boring bitches.. I wanna hang out with the boys -pouts-

"At a gay club!" laughs Leigh. "What do you mean?" asks Dominic. "Ahaha gurl, I sent them to a gay club when they asked for a recomendatio, it's like bitch, just because I'm a stripper I'm supposed to know all the strip clubs in my vascinity?" Leighs rants.

"Um.. thats hilarious" laughs Mosh. "Cheers to the girls!" says Mosh. The girls all toast their drniks.

"FUCK THE REAL WORLD" yells a random girl in the restuarant.

"Oh god.. we have haters" says Fefe covering her face. Leigh gets up immediately

"BITCH I WANNA SEE YOU DO SOMETHING" she screams in the public. The random girl throws her drink at Leigh.

"BITCCCCCCCCCH" yells Leigh as she takes a plate and throws it at the random bitch. "EW FUCK YOU" yells Mosh as she throws a fork.

"Gurl sit down! We in public!" yells Fefe. Leigh and the random girl continue to have a shouting match.

The manager of the store approaches them. "Sorry but you have to leave"

As the girls walk out the restaurant all the people enjoying their dinner clap as theyre forced out. "BITCH WHATEVER, I RUN LAS VEGAS HOE" yells Leigh as she pats her weave.

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In the limo

Rex and Ryder toast a cheers.

"Richie thinks he runs this house, but I think if we continue to work together, then we will be a force to be reckoned with!" said Rex.

"Hell yeah that nigga thinks he runs us! Newsflash! It's 2 against 1! 2 against 1!" said Ryder showing his fingers.


"Haha yeah! I hope he has a nice CAB ride home!" laughed Rex.

"Hahahahaha" laughed Ryder.

Ryder and Rex high fived in the limo

On the other hand

Richie came out the restroom and looked around.

"What the hell is going on here?" said Richie as he searched around.

"Hey big black girl!" said Richie yelling at Tiffany who was giving another client a lap dance.

"Hey hottie! Wanna see me make it clap and drop it low?" said Tiffany.

"Nah! Please No!" snapped Richie.

"Where is Ryder and Rex" said Richie again.

"Oh your two buddy's you walked in with? They bailed on you!" said Tiff.

"FUCK!" said Richie pissed...

Richie exited the club in shame, but he saw the Golden Banana across the street and his cheeks raised in joy.

Confessional Richie: I have been horny lately and I am bisexual... I have been craving dick... Ima head back over to that club.

Richie walked over and got a lap dance from a guy named Romeo.

Romeo was a gay Latin heartthrob with a yellow speedo and a big dong.

Richie waved a 50 dollar bill at Romeo,and Romeo grinded all over Richie.

"Wanna come over to my place?" asked Romeo.

"Sure!" said Richie with a grin.

Confessional Richie: I am going to get some ass tonight *raises eyebrows*

Back with the Ladies

"THAT'S RIGHT FUCK YOU BITCHES! REAL WORLD HOES! REAL WORLD!!!" yelled Leigh throwing gang signs up.

"Leigh that's not necessary" said Fefe

"NO BITCH FUCK YOU! PUNK ASS SLUT!" yelled Leigh.

"Yeah Fefe! You never have peoples backs! WE ARE ROOMATES! WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FAMILY!" yelled Mosh.


"Oh ya'll bitches wanna turn on me now?" snapped Fefe.

"Enough! Enough!" snapped Dominic...

"Let's just get in the car and go home!" said Vee.

All the ladies got in the car.

*Cue Dramatic music*

"Nah! I don't like punk bitches! If you gonna ride with us, then BOSS UP! BOSS UP BITCH!" yelled Leigh in the front seat of the truck.

"Oh so are these comments directed toward me?" said Fefe in the backseat.

"OBVIOUSLY..... You don't know how to defend your roomates when necessary" said Mosh.

"All right! All right! I'm not taking no fucking attack right now!" said Fefe as she began taking out her earrings and taking off her heels.

"Oh bitch you wanna get down!?" snapped Leigh.

"You're telling me to boss up! So Ima show you that I aint scared!" said Fefe.

"Woooow so you don't wanna show us that you're not scared in public, but you wanna fight your own roomate!?" said Mosh.

"But she is being disrespectful Mosh!" explained Fefe.

"Bitch! Let's go! Pull over at this gas station Dominic Andrews!" said Leigh.

Dominic pulled over the truck at the gas station.

"COME UP BITCH! GET YO RASPY ASS VOICE OUT THE CAR CUNT!" yelled Leigh.

Fefe got out the car.

"What bitch what?" said Fefe.

Dominic,Mosh,and Vee all watched from inside the truck.

"WHY YOU ALWAYS SCARED HOE! YOU ALWAYS GOTTA TELL US TO CALM DOWN! ALWAYS GOTTA TELL ME TO SETTLE DOWN! HAVE MY BACK BITCH!" yelled Leigh.

"Because I don't like you bitch!" snapped Fefe.

"Oh okay bitch!" said Leigh as she threw a punch but missed.

Fefe kicked her and they began to fight as Mosh yelled stop.



Fefe=Amber
Leigh=Kayla
The rest=Amber B

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"STOP IT!" Mosh says as he tries to release Leigh's hand from around Fefe's neck.

^Confessional - Mosh

Im sitting here watching this girl, literally choke Fefe...

Leigh then pushes Mosh to the ground and her and Fefe go back at it. Fefe gets a punch in on Leigh, but Leigh pins Fefe to the ground and puts her knees on her arms, and repeatedly lands face shots.

"HELL, NO" Mosh says, getting off the ground after being pushed. "FUCK YOU GUYS THEN" Mosh says as she begins storming off down the street, power walking in the middle of traffic.

^Confessional - Mosh

Fuck that. Im not about to try and help these girls, and get pushed to the ground. They can help themselves then.

"Mosh come back!!" Dominic says, scurrying after her in his 4 inch heels in the middle of parked traffic.

Vee just stands and watches the two girls fight, and eventually a mysterious man gets up and throws Leigh off of Fefe.

"GET IN THE CAR!!! NOW!!!!!" Vee screams.

The Police then pull up onto the scene, and they prevent Fefe, Leigh, or Vee from leaving the scene becuase they have to file a police report. The paramedics also need to check out Fefe and Leigh for any injuries.

^Confessional - Vee

Great, now im caught up in the middle of all this shit.

Dominic finally catches up to Mosh and she doesn't slow up her pace. They both walk all the way home, and Dominic is complaining about the blisters he is going to have on his feet.

They get up to their room and Mosh begins getting undressed in a pissed off tone.

^Confessional - Dominic

Mosh seems really upset that Leigh pushed her to the ground, although Leigh didn't mean anything by it, it was still wrong.

"Honestly, I dont care. They want to make a fool of themselves, go ahead" Mosh says, Dominic nodding his head in agreement.

Meanwhile, Rex and Ryder arrive back at the house. They swipe their key card to enter the suite and Mosh hears it.

"I swear if its those dumb girls im going to my fucking room"

Rex and Ryder walk in and see Dominic and Mosh and know somethins wrong..

"Whats wrong with you?" Ryder asks.

^Confessional - Ryder

So rex and I come home, and tranny and Mosh look like they just got hit by a bus..

Dominic and Mosh explain to them all that happened between Leigh and FeFe.

"So, are they going home? who threw the first punch?" Rex asks.

"I dont know whats happening, i left after Leigh pushed me to the ground for trying to help. Leigh threw the first punch but she missed, Fefe actually hit first. So i dont know..."

^Confessional - Rex

Maybe that ghetto bitch Leigh will go home.... and even if she doesn't, Fefe will and thats just another extra outta here.

-Back at the scene -

Police Officers are asking witnesses what happened and the producers pull Fefe and Leigh aside.

"Not only did both of you fight, but it wasnt in the house it was in a PUBLIC place, this was REAL. Consequences will be dealt with once we find out who we decide deserves it, and trust me, there is no cop out of this. "

"WUTEVA BOO SHE HIT ME" Leigh says.

"Shut up!" Fefe rasps.

The Police officers along with the producers ask the Gas Station workers to see the video cameras.

^Confessional - Leigh

Dis bitch betta go home because i swung but missed and she hit me

-MEANWHILE-

Richie is in the limo with Romeo. The two are making out and beginning to feel eachother up.

^Confessional - Richie

Im really excited right now, im about to get it in.

Richie is tipsy and horny, Romeo says "Alright this where im staying!" and the limo pulls up to....the PALMS Casino, where the roommates are staying.

"Lets go baby" Romeo says pulling Richies hand out the limo..

"Uhhhhh......." Richie says blankly

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Episode Three

-The next morning-


Four room mates awaken to the house being seemingly empty.

"No one's home still?" asks Mosh. "Oh my god, we're the final 4!" cheers Dominic.

^Confessional - Dominic

Waking up this morning, I notice half my room mates are gone! And I'm thinking, good riddance! Maybe we'll get more eye candy now.


"Well Vee, Fefe, and Leigh went to the police station, but where is Richie?" asks Mosh. "Maybe he quit ahaha" laughs Rex.

knock knock knock

In walks Vee from the night before. "Oh my god! What happened?! Where's Leigh, where's Fefe!?" asks Dominic. Rex and Ryder leave the room uninterested in what happened to the girls.

^Confessional - Rex

I personally couldn't give two shits what happened to Fofo or Lola, they're both raggedy ghetto bitches. As for Richie. he's #Done.


"Um I don't know, and I don't care!" says Vee storming past Dominic and Mosh. "Wait what?" asks Mosh as she chases Vee to her room.

"I'm trying to get some sleep! Good night!" yells Vee. "Are you kidding me?!" snaps Dominic. "Bitch you come home from the police department without two of our room mates and you expect to not say anything?!" yells Mosh.

"Don't come at me that way honey, DON'T. I don't care about either of those two hoes, and don't PRETEND like you do either!" snaps back Vee.

"HOW DARE YOU TELL ME HOW I FEEL!" yells Mosh as she takes one of Vee's drawers and knocks it over.

"Fuck you vee, you're a CUNT" yells Dominic. "Fuck you dirty rat transvestite!" Vee says. Dominic walks up to Vee getting in her face he says calmly. "You're lucky I didn't get my dick snipped yet, because if I did, honey you'd be six feet under" he says whipping his hair and diva walking out the room.

^Confessional - Dominic

Vee is NOT gonna try and get slick now that Fefe and Leigh are gone, absolutely not.


"She's a fucking bitch, like, I don't even know" pants Mosh.

knock knock knock

Dominic and Mosh rush to the door.

In walks

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"LEEELEEE" cheers Mosh and Dominic as they hug and jump on her.

"Hay girls" says Leigh strutting in. "Where's Fefe?" asks Dominic.

"She quit!" laughs Leigh. "um... what? asks Mosh.

^Confessional - Fefe

I quit the show because this is nothing that I expected this to be. These people are a pack of animals, and this show shouldn't be called the Real World, it should be called the freak show, fuck this, CLOCKING OUT.

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Meanwhile

What the roomates don't know is that Richie is 2 rooms down!

In Romeo's suite....

"That was the best fucking that I have had in a month!" said Romeo

"I needed that!" said Richie as he slapped Romeo's ass...

"So you live here? How?" asked Richie.

"I am the highest paid gay stripper at the golden banana! I gets payed! I get 5,000 dollars on a bad night! I can afford 100 dollars a night! It's NOTHING!" said Romeo

"Oh shit! You are big balling!" said Richie...

"So where do you stay?" asked Romeo...

"Uhhhh um... Well... I am apart of the Real World and I am only in Vegas temporarily..." said Richie.

"Well where do you reside?" asked Romeo again.

"UHHH 2 doors DOWN!" said Richie.

"WHAT!? You mean you have been next door to me and I never knew!!! This is great! We can be fuck buddies until you leave!" said Romeo cheering.

"Yeah that's awesome and all, but dude I am closeted!" said Richie.

"Wait come again???" said Romeo.

"People don't know I am bi..." said Richie.

"Ugh I hate pussies like you! What are you not PROUD to be LGBT?!!!!" yelled Romeo.

"Nah... I'm just not ready..." said Richie.

"What the fuck ever!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I FUCKED YOU! GET THE FUCK OUT! GET OUT!!!" yelled Romeo pushing Richie out the door.

"AHHHH!!!" yelled Richie stumbling out the room.

"HE'S GAY!!! RICHIE IS GAY!!!!" yelled Romeo all thru out the halls.

In the Real World suite

"Do you hear that?" asked Rex...

"Yeah it sounds like someone is saying that Richie is gay" said Leigh...

"Wait what's going on out there?" said Mosh...

All the roomates got up and peeked outside the door and saw...

Romeo with a speedo pushing Richie out his hotel room yelling "RICHIE IS GAY!!!"

"OH SHIT!" said Ryder.

"Richie is fucking GAY!!!!" said Rex...

"So that's where he went! He went back over the the gay strip club!" said Ryder.

"Haha looks like you're not the only fag box!" said Rex to Dominic.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" yelled Dominic.

Romeo slammed his door on Richie, and Richie looked extremely embarrassed.

Richie's face was tomato red...

All the roomates just starred at him...

"Richie.... You're gay?" asked Mosh...

Richie stormed passed everyone in a rage and ran in his room and slammed his door off the hinges...

Confessional Richie: I AM HUMILIATED! I WANNA WHOOP THAT FAGGOTS ASS I SWEAR!!!! I AM PISSED BEYOND BELIEF!!!!

Riche punched a hole in his wall....

"DON'T FUCKING BOTHER ME MOTHERFUCKERS! I'M PISSED!!!" yelled Richie.

"Alright... fag box" whispered Rex, but Richie couldn't hear him...

"Woah.... This shit is crazy!" said Mosh holding her chest....

"Okay I got NO sleep! So I am gonna go to bed..." said Leigh...

"Me too!" said Dominic and Mosh in unison...

Leigh,Dominic,and Mosh all went back in the suite...

Rex and Ryder stayed outside in the hall....

"Dude! I can't believe it! Fefe is gone and Richie is GAY!!!" said Rex laughing...

"HI BABY!!!" said a random girl walking toward Rex and Ryder...

"and..... my girlfriend is here...." said Ryder fainting...

"Wait what?" said Rex as he looked at the girl, and then looked at Ryder on the floor in the hall way.

"OH MY GOSH BABY!!!" yelled Ayme as she rushed to Ryder in her heels and dropped her luggage.

"I was trying to surprise him, but not make him faint!" said Ayme...

"So your the girl who made him boring, and not have fun?" asked Rex...

Ayme looked at Rex and rolled her eyes...

"WAKE UP!!!" yelled Ayme as she slapped him.

Ryder awoke and bucked his eyes out....

"What are you doing here???" asked Ryder...

"Well I told one of your roomies I was coming" said Ayme...

Ryder passed out again...

Confessional Rex: This day has been full of surprises so far! Fefe went home,Richie is a fag boy, and now we have Ryder's girl friend here!!! Now who am I going to party with?

[CLAYBAYBAY]

Ryder wakes up, and is laying in his bed with Ayme sitting on the bed along with him . Confused, he rubs his eyes again and soaks everything in.

"I'm taking it nobody told you I was coming?..." Ayme says.

"No, Nobody did...." Ryder says, still uneasy.

"Well sweetie, how've ya been?" Ayme says.

"goood.." Ryder explains.

^Confessional - Ryder

WHAT the FUCK. I've been riding it solo and now my Ex/ Current ? Girlfriend is here...

"Well baby, I just wanted to tell you that I don't think our little argument is worth losing us. " Ayme says lovingly.

"Yeah baby.." Ryder says again, being shortworded.

"So, tell me about your roomies!" Ayme exclaims.

Richie walks in the room to gather some things he left in there, and he takes his time because hes trying to listen to what Ryder has to say.

"Um, Richie is alright..." Ryder lies. "Rex is my dude, Mosh is kinda weird, Vee is a slut, Leigh is a ghetto rat, This girl Fefe was an idiot but she went home..."

"I noticed the .. black one.. and theres only 3 guys here, why?" Ayme asks innocently.

"Oh Nononono, theres 4.. well if you can count it. That girl thing Dominic, still has a penis. Dont go near him, I think hes infested with something... fucking freakshow.." Ryder says, and Ayme holds her mouth.

Richie then exits the room.

^Confessional - Richie

Is Ryder stupid? Hes going to talk all that trash KNOWING that I'm in there? He talked about everyone!

Ryder and Ayme than walk out into the living room joining the rest of the roommates.

Everybody is silent for awhile.. and then Ayme says.

"Well in case you guys didnt know, I'm Ayme." Ayme says sweetly, smiling at everybody except Leigh.

Everybody replies with a "hello" , even Leigh because she didnt notice Ayme's neglect towards her.

"So, you guys been partying hardcore? Not my little Ryder though haa..." Ayme says.


The house is quiet.

"hah....right..?" Ayme asks.


"Right" Rex chimes in, having Ryder's back.

^Confessional - Rex

I like single Ryder better, but thats my dude and I had to have this back..


"kay good" Ayme says.

Richie walks over to the bathroom where Dominic is.


"Dominic!" Richie says knocking on the door.

Dominic swings open the door.

^Confessional - Richie

Ryder and Rex are gonna fuck me over at the club? Ha, I dont forget these things..

"Ryder told Ayme to stay away from you, because youre a disgusting infested freakshow tranny bitch" Richie instigates.

Dominic just takes it all in..

^Confessional - Dominic

Youre gonna talk shit about me? With your girlfriend here? No sweetie, No.

Dominic leisurely walks into the living room area, and doesn't say a thing.. he just gives Ryder an omniscent glare.."



Everybody gets quiet again, because of the awkward situation...


"So Ryder, haha what was that strippers name you was gettin in the other night?" Dominic says with pleasure.

The other roommates jaw's drop, and richie smirks.

"What.. are you talking about..." Ryder says, attempting to wink at Dominic.

"NO, Dont be winking at me sweetie, i am not your friend. Ill say whateva da fuck I wanna say. How many hookups have you had since yall broke up?!" Dominic says.

"SHUT UP TRANNY" Ryder says getting up.

Dominic says "fuck , YOU RYDER!!!"

Ryder looks confused..

"What, did you grow some balls all of a sudden?"

"IVE ALWAYS HAD BALLS HONEY" Dominic replies.

"sick fuck" Ryder says, Ayme slaps Ryder and runs to the bathroom and locks the door.

The rest of the roommates watch in awe.

"SERIOUSLY, IM DEBATING ON WHETHER NOT ITS ACCEPTABLE FOR ME TO POUND YOUR FACE IN YOU FUCKING BITCH" Ryder screams getting mad.


"GO AHEAD, IM RIGHT IN YOUR FUCKING FACE RIGHT NOW"


Dominic says, running over the Ryder and clapping in his face.




Ryder, not wanting to hit Dominic full on, grabs his head and shoves him down.




Dominic tries to get back up, But Ryder pushes him back down again.



The rest of the roommates all jump in, and restrain the two back.

Vee is holding Dominic, but just lets him go to see what happens.

Dominic then runs up, with all his might and punches Ryder in the face.




STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[S&M]

Ryder gets hit in the face and quickly lunges his fist back to punch Dominic, but Mosh holds him back...

"GET OFF OF HIM!!!!" yells Leigh and Mosh as they try to ply Ryder off of Dominic...

Dominic is let free and hops around yelling "YEAH! YEAH! NOW FUCKING WHAT BITCH!?"

Confessional Dominic: I won that fight CLEARLY!

Ayme the unlocked herself out the bathroom.

Ayme then wiped her tears away from her face...

"DON'T EVER TOUCH DOMINIC AGAIN FUCKING FAGGOT!" yelled Leigh...

"HEY HE MAY HAVE CHEATED ON ME, BUT DON'T EVER TALK TO MY BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT!!!" yelled Ayme.

"Hey bitch! STAY IN YOUR PLACE! You are a house guest!" yelled Leigh...

"Hey bitch your man is the unfaithful one, so you are screaming at the WRONG people." said Mosh.

"Don't listen to these motherfuckers! I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU BABY! EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE ARE A BUNCH OF FAKE FUCKS!!!" yelled Ryder.

"Woah so now you're calling me fake too?" asks Rex.

"No dude not you!" said Ryder...

"You said everyone in the house though..." said Rex.

Confessional Richie: HAHAHAHA! Everyone was laughing about me being bisexual, and now I just turned the whole house against Ryder! I am GENIUS!

"I BELIEVE MY MAN!!!" yelled Aymer wiping more of her tears...

"YOU ARE PATHETIC TRAILER TRASH!!!" yelled Leigh...

"LOOK! I'LL FUCKING POUND YOU!!! NIGGER!" yelled Ayme.

"Hold up what the fuck did this racist bitch call me?" said Leigh as she ran up to Ayme's face!

"HIT ME SMUT! BOSS UP BITCH! HIT ME!" yelled Leigh...

Ayme fake hit Leigh and the rest is seen here...

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"Girls! Girls, stop it!" yells Rex as he tries to break up the fight. "BITCH YOU GOT ME FUCKED" yells Leigh as she and Amye wrestle on the floor pulling one another's weaves.

The producers come and demand they let go "Both of you let go at the count of 3 or you both leave" he says. "1 ... 2... 3" as the girls let go.

"Ahahaa I beat the black bitch's ass!" laughs Amye with her hair a mess looking like a lioness.

^Confessional - Mosh

I don't know who Ryder's girlfriend thinks she is but, you're gonna let this girl come in our house and hit your room mate? Are you kidding?

"BITCH I FUCKED YOU UP" screams Leigh. "It's clear to me, all of yous are JEALOUS of what me and Ryder have!" says Ayme whipping her hair. "Thats right baby" Ryder says comfortingly.

"JEALOUS? BITCH PLEASE, YOU AINT ABOUT SHIT" Leigh continues. Amye gets up and walks away with Ryder.

^Confessional - Richie

Ryder just dug his grave, and now I'm gonna make sure he rots in it.


"They're just jealous.. I can see it" says Amye. Ryder kisses his now girlfriend. "Come on, I'll take you out to lunch." Ryder says.

Ryder and Amye walk out of the room with all eyes on them. As they exit the appartment and head to lunch together.

^Confessional - Ryder

You know at first I was pissed Amye was here, but she just reminded me why she's the love of my life, and why we were so meant for each other.


"I can not believe that all really just went down." says Mosh batting her eyes.

^Confessional - Richie

I'm sick of Ryder and Rex, so now it's time for me to take them both the fuck out. Ryder is in a vulnerable position so he's my first target.


"Whatever, I'm gonna get coffee." says Richie. "Anyone wanna join?" he offers.

"I'll come" offers Rex. "No. You can stay behind." Richie says sternly. "Alright, whatever" he says walking out the house.

^Confessional - Richie

I went from being at the top to the bottom of the totem pole. What the room mates don't know is that when I am not at the top, I'm going to claw and scratch till I AM the top.


-On Ryder and Amye's lunch date-


"Everything the room mates said.. it was all lies right?" says Amye looking into Ryder's eyes. "Babe.. you know me, I'm not like that." Ryder says fakely.

Confessional - Ryder

The situation between me and Amye isn't one anyone can understand unless you are one of us. I've cheated and done stupid shit, but it's not like it was on purpose. This is Vegas, get ready to party, get out there, get filthy, creepy and weird. What do you expect?

"You know I wanna spend the rest of my life with you, and that's all that matters." Ryder says kissing his girlfriend's hand. "Your right.." she says sipping on her martini.

"You know... I been waiting to do this, but right now, I just think this is the right moment.. you feel me?" Ryder says reaching into his pocket.

"Oh em gee, RyeRye, you didnt?!" she says shocked. Ryder gets on one knee and PROPOSES.

"Baby, will you marry me?" he says with a dashing smile.

Amye begins waving her hands at her eyes as she chokes up and wells with tears. "I don't know what to say!" she says grabbing the ring and looking at it.

"I DO" she says throwing herself on him, and kissing him. "I'm so happy!" he says kissing her.

"Listen, I'm gonna pay the bill, and we're gonna get ready and go out tonight with the room mates, and we're gonna have a great time" says Ryder getting up to pay.

Amye looks stunning with her new ring flashing brighter then a new baby's ass.

-meanwhile at starbucks-

Richie is seen eagerly typing on a public laptop.

"Wanna leave me at a club, FINE" he says to himself. "But I'm gonna get you back tenfold where it hurts" he says evilly.

^Confessional - Richie

Going to starbucks today was productive, stage one of get Ryder the fuck out is already in full effect, complete with an anonymous letter to Amye detailing all the shit he's done while he's here. Then when she's lonely and sad, imma pull the robbery on his girl. DEUCES.

"Signed... anonymous" he says out loud finishing his letter.