REAL WORLD FANTASY HOUSE 7

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Richie returns to his room, excited and happy about his golden letter. He puts it under his mattress, and looks around to make sure nobody saw him.

^Confessional - Richie

I plan on using this letter real quick, but I need to wait for the PERFECT opportunity to slip it in.

Richie walks back out to the other roommates. Mosh , Leigh and Dominic are straightening eachothers extensions, while Rex is watching football, and Vee is locked in her room.

Ryder and Ayme burst through the doors of the suite, excited and happy.

"WERE ENGAGED!!!!" Ryder exclaims to everyone.

"Lik I give a fuck!?" Leigh exclaims.

"Yeah, Seriously..." Dominic Mumbles.

^Confessional - Mosh

Honestly, I cant fucking take this. I can get loud, I can get hard, but im also a realist and I see situations that have true meaning and this is one of them! We should be united right now, this is an opportunity many of us will NOT get again, and instead we ALL hate eachother? No.


"You guys, Gather up in the living room now. Dominic, Go get Vee!" Mosh orders, and Dominic follows.

Everybody is gathered in the living room, staring at Mosh who is at the front of the room.

"What the fuck " Vee says ,annoyed.


"Alright. AS you all KNOW, we are not unified. As a matter of fact, were like a fucking high school cliques around here". "

Everyone stares on.

"You know how much, we are going to regret acting like this when this is all over?"! Mosh asks.

"Not wen I get my spin-off boo, haaaay" Leigh laughs.

"HaHaHa" Rex laughs sarcastically.

"Seriously , stop it you guys. Look at Ryder and Ayme. They are ENGAGED, and we should have congratulated them when they came home and instead were yelling and cussing them" Mosh says.

^Confessional - Rex

Mosh is just yelling it all out there, she looks kinda sexy..


"Tonight we are going to Klutch, its a really FUN PLACE.... I want us to go there tonight, and for the first time EVER, have fun all together and no fights. We all have the night off from work, and this is a perfect night to see if we can have some unity" Mosh asks.

The roommates all nod their heads.

"Anybody object?" Mosh asks.

Leigh begins to raise her hand, but dominic pulls it back down.

"Ill try, im not making any promises though" Rex says.

"Yeah, same here" Vee says.

"All I ask is that we TRY" Mosh insists, and the rest of the roommates agree.

"Okay, well im going to get ready.." Vee says, and the rest of the roommates break apart and all get ready for Klutch.

^Confessional - Mosh

I'm not trying to be a goody goody or the nice bitch, but im just tired of not feeling comfortable in this house, and dealing with the bullshit.

In Mosh's room...


Dominic, and Mosh are in the bathroom mirror getting ready talking.


"So, what do you think is going to happen tonight?" Dominic asks.

"I dont know to be honest, hopefully we can keep it together for one night.. " mosh says.


"Okay, look" Dominic says, turning around.

"How do you like my hair?!" Dominic asks.

"WE LOOK FAB!!" Mosh yells.



"CABS HERE!!!" Rex yells, going into each room.

"CABS HERE!!"


The roommates all gather down, and get in ONE limo TOGETHER, for the first time.

^Confessional - Vee

If these people think im gonna be nice to EVERYONE theyre wrong. I'll be cordial, but that wont last long..

The limo pulls away, and at first everybody sits kind of awkwardly together...

Then, Dominic takes initiative.

"lets all toast, to a fun night tonight!" Dominic says handing out champagne.

"CHEERS!" Everyone yells and clinks glasses, some more enthusiastic than others.


MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE SUITE.


An old Mexican Maid named Maria is cleaning up the roommate's suite and making their beds. She changes the sheet on Richies bed, and finds the paper half stuck under the mattress.

"Oh, whats dis?" She says to herself.

She walks over to the kitchen table where you first walk into the suite, and lays the letter down on the table...!



"There you go, perfecto... " She says, mumbling to herself and walking away.

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The room mates arrive at Klutch.

"Hell yeah tonight we're partying like no tomorrow" Ryder cheers. Amye gives him a dirty look as they enter the club.

^Confessional - Ryder

Amye can be mad that tonight I plan on getting shit faced with or without her but dude I just got engaged.


Mosh grabs Amye's hand and jumps on the pole with her. "Paaarty!" cheers Mosh as a cocktail girl hands her and Amye shots.

Amye downs BOTH shots then giggles. "Umm I thought you didn't party?" asks Mosh. Amye does a split on the pole. "Oh no honey, I can party, just Ryder can't." she says waving her hair.

^Confessional - Mosh

Amye kinda is a hypocritcal bitch and I can see why her relationship with Ryder is so dysfunxional..

Ryder meanwhile is dancing with Vee on the other side of the club.

"I don't think we should be doing this..." Ryder says to Vee over the music. "Why not?" she says pop locking and dropping it.

Dominic who has a boytoy on his arm is watching Ryder and Vee from afar.

^Confessional - Dominic

This just proves my point that Ryder is a douchebag, he's dancing with the house whore on his engagement night... pathetic.

As more drinks pass around the night continues on.

^Confessional - Vee

I'm fucking drunk so like I really don't care what happens. I thought Ryder was hot from the beginning, so regardless if he's celebrating his engagement night, I'm gonna get what I want.


Vee grabs Ryder by his jeans and pulls him into the restroom. "I can't do this" Ryder slurs in resistance. Vee kisses him passionately "Don't act like you never wanted this" she says she pulls his pants down.

Meanwhile Mosh and Richie are flirting and making out.

Mosh gives Richie a booty dance as he smacks her ass. "Ow! Watch it, that gives me a major thrill" jokes Mosh.

^Confessional - Mosh

Richie's a cute fun thing to make out with some times, but, don't get any ideas. I like to be tied up, not tied down.

Leigh meanwhile is at the bar alone sitting with her legs crossed observing the chaos with the room mates.

Finally she decides to gather everyone up because they have work tomorrow.

"Lets go babe" Leigh says pulling Mosh and Richie. "Where's Dominic?" asks Richie. "Aw found him!" says Mosh as she's pointing to him making out with a cute emo hipster boy. "It's time to go." Leigh says to Dominic. "Call me" says the hipster boy to Dominic as he says good bye.

^Confessional - Dominic

-shakes flat chest- Tonight I met myself a cutie, his name is Eric and we just instantly vibed and connected. We exchanged numbers but I'm a fuck em and forget em kinda girl, so we'll see.

Richie finds Rex and brings him to the group. The group randomly sees Amye on the floor crying.

"It's our engagement night and he barely spent time with me!" she wines on Mosh's shoulder. "Aww I know" she says patting her back.

Ryder and Vee randomly appear together to the group.

"Were you together?!" snaps Amye. Vee gives an evil smirk. "No uh, we just met up now because we heard it's time t go." Ryder lies.

^Confessional - Ryder

What happened tonight with Vee, really is no big deal. I'm not gonna mention it, and I hope she isn't either... so I'll just let this slide under the rug for now.

The room mates enter the limo where it is grand time with all the room mates drunk and enjoying the ride.

^Confessional - Richie

It looks like everyone had a good night for the most part, it's cool,.. so I'll plant the note in the morning before I have work and dip out before they suspect me.

The room mates arrive at the Palms and stummble up to their apartment.

"Can we smoosh?" asks Ryder to Amye. She nods and walks to his room.

The rest of the room mates walk past the kitchen and don't even notice the note.

The room mates sleep the sounds of Amye's screaming moans.

- The next morning-

Richie is up first because he has work along with Rex, but Rex is still passed out from the drunken night before.

As he's making breakfast, he notices his note on the counter. "Oh fuck what the hell?!" he whispers to himself as he grabs the note.
But then hears someone awaking so he places the note down and heads out the door for work.

Rex wakes up with his shirt off to the kitchen for food.

^Confessional - Rex

Fuck I'm hung over and late for work.. I better not get in trouble, 3 strikes with work and we go home.

Rex makes a quick sandwich then notices a suspicious note on the counter.

Rex opens it and reads it. "Ohhhh shit" he says. As he hears someone else awake and walking to the kitchen.

"Oh hi Amye" Rex says jumping. "Uhhh, this is for you" he says handing her the note.

Amye reads the note:

"DEAR AMYE

THIS IS A CONCERNED ROOM MATE OF RYDER'S WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR WELL BEING. RYDER ON THE SECOND NIGHT BEING HERE HOOKED UP WITH 3 FAT CHICKS. HE HAS ALSO BOUGHT LAPDANCES WITH STRIPPERS, AND POSSIBLY HAS HAD SEX WITH ONE OF HIS ROOM MATES.

LOVE, ANONYMOUS"

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Ayme reads the note over and over again, trying to take in the information it has.

^Confessional - Ayme

So, I get this note.. and honestly, my mind is racing. Who wrote me this note, Did Ryder really cheat on me, and WHO did he fuck in this house?

Ayme, instead of blowing up folds the note up, sits there for a second and looks at Rex.

"Did you write it?" she asks.

"No, I just found it" Rex says as he ties his shoes, being late for work.

"Who wrote it?" She says.

"I dont know sweetie, I just found it. I know just as much as you do, and I gotta go" Rex says, and he walks out the door.

^Confessional - Rex

I don't know honestly who wrote that, but I'm guessing Dominic or Mosh. Dominic hates Ryder, and Mosh is always trying to like be the right person..

Ayme walks into Dominic and Mosh's room, where they had just woken up.

"Did either of you guys write me this?" Ayme asks, in a surprisingly sweet tone.

"No, what is that?" Dominic asks.

"Read it" she says, throwing them the note.

Dominic and Mosh read the note, and their jaws drop.

"ohhh shiiiiitttttt" They say in unison.

"Yeah, so i'm trying to find out.." Ayme says.

^Confessional - Dominic

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Serves Ryder right, that fucking cuntlover. And I know he wasn't fucking me, or Mosh, so he must have fucked Vee. Hahaha whore.

Ayme walks out of the room, and attempts to open Vee's door but its locked.

Ayme than walks into her Room with Ryder, and Ryder spots the note.

"What is that?" he asks.

"You tell me" Ayme says handing him the note.

As Ryder is reading it, Ayme says.

"Tell me the fucking truth. "


"I did buy a lapdance. just one..." he says.

" NO, FUCKING TELL ME THE TRUTH. BECAUSE WHEN THIS SHOW COMES OUT, IM GONNA KNOW AND THEN ILL LEAVE YOU ON THE SPOT, SO JUST FUCKING TELL ME NOW. WHO DID YOU HOOK UP WITH, WHO. I WANT NAMES" Ayme yells.

"Just one fat chick from a club....." Ryder says. "but it was when you broke up with me!"


"Fuck you, okay? and enjoy your life" Ayme says, throwing the ring in Ryder's face.

^Confessional - Ryder

Whoever wrote that note, is such a fucking pussy. Like, is it your fucking business? Wait until I find out..

Ayme walks into the bathroom and begins to cry.

^Confessional - Ayme

Honestly, I just want to go home. Ryder is fucking slutty bitches in this house, probably Mosh because that bitch Vee wouldnt fuck him, dominic has a dick, and leigh is black..

Ryder gets on the phone and calls down, and gets ahold of Rex and Richie.

"Hello?" Richie says.

"Did you fucking write a note?"

"A What?" He says, playing dumb.

"A NOTE, answer the question" Ryder exclaims.

"Noo... But I know what youre talking about, I saw it earlier.. but I didnt read it. All I know, is that Rex gave it to her" Richie says.

"Okay thanks, Go get Rex"

Rex walks over to the phone, and answers.

"Hey man whatsup?" Rex says.

"Dont give me the hey man bullshit, Did you fucking write Ayme that note?" Ryder says.

"Dude I gave it to her , but I didn't.." Rex is cut off.

"Just fucking tell me the truth pussy" Ryder says.

"Look man, we are getting off early, so we'll be right there and we can sort this out." rex says, hanging up the phone.

Richie and Rex go to the elevator to go up to their room, meanwhile all the roommates are around because of the screams they heard while he was on the phone.

"Great, they're coming home and you're all here. We can settle this" Ryder says.

^Confessional - Vee

Oh God, here we go again...

Richie and Rex come through the door, and Ayme comes out the bathroom making all 7 roommates, plus Ayme sitting in one room.

"So, who wrote the fucking note?" Ryder says.

"Just tell me, I want to know too" Ayme says.

Everyone is just kind of silent, and looking around.

"Was it you?" Ryder says, looking at Rex.

"No man, I already told you" Rex says.

^Confessional - Rex

I don't know why Ryder thinks its me, Just because Im the one who gave Ayme the note...

"Who here, had sex with Ryder?" Ayme says.

Nobody speaks up.

"Well, this is getting us a whole lot of nowhere" Vee says.

"Yeah, why don't you guys just try to talk this out, this is getting kinda ridiculous" mosh says.

"No, shut the hell up, because YOURE prolly the one who fucked him" Ayme says.

"EXCUSE ME?!"

^Confessional - Mosh.

No. Bitch, No. You are a fucking guest, get your shit straight.


"I DIDNT FUCK HER, ARE YOU STUPID? ITS OBVIOUS WHO DID!" Mosh exclaims.

Everybody looks in unison at Vee.

"Excuse me bitch? you dont know my fucking life or nothing!" Vee says.

"Oh come on, we all know it was you!" Mosh says, Dominic yelling "Yeah!"


"WHY BECAUSE IM HOT? IM SORRY YOU LOOK LIKE, AND HAVE THE BODY OF CHRIS CROCKER BABY" Vee says, shaking her boobs.

"AT LEAST IM NOT A NASTY SLUT, YOU CUNT" Mosh says, getting in Vee's face.

"YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID BRO? WRITING THIS FUCKING NOTE" Ryder says, pushing Rex.

In one half of the room, Ryder and Rex are in eachother's face pushing, and in the other half Vee and Mosh are in eachothers face.

"Honestly, I'm sorry for calling you Chris Crocker, you arent the real tranny of the house!" Vee yells.

Mosh pulls back and full on punches Vee in the face. Vee returns with a blowing punch , and the two girls begin going at it hard core. No sissy slaps, full on punches and kicks.

Vee's nose begins bleeding, and she returns with a kick to Mosh's face causing Mosh's lip to bleed . The two girls have blood streaming from their faces, but still punching hardcore.

Mosh then slams up against the suite door, and Vee tackles her and the two girls bust the door down and continue their brawl in the hallway.

"YOURE FUCKING FAULT!" Ryder says, Grabbing Rex's Neck. Leigh then jumps in to try and break them up.

"SO MUCH FOR A MUTHA FUCKING HAPPIE FAMILY!!!!!" LEIGH SCREAMS.





^Confessional - Richie

YES!!!

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Richie sits back and watches at the chaos he's caused within the house.

^Confessional - Richie

See what happens when you piss me off? Although I wasn't expecting Mosh to hit Vee... now she's gonna go home -face palm-

"Get off of HIM" Leigh says breaking the two boys up.

The producers pull Vee off of Mosh who is holding one of Mosh's extensions in her hand. "HOWS THAT BITCH, I GOT YOUR 99 CENT STORE WEAVE HOE!" as she throws it back at her.

^Confessional - Mosh

I'm not a violent person.. and I can't believe I just did that. -shrug- whatever, Vee's a cunt.


Amye begins to cry hysterically and runs outside to the apartment balcony. Richie sneakily follows after her.

"DUDE YOU'RE A PUSSY" yells Ryder in Rex's face. "Pussy? I'm in your FACE BRO"Rex says shoving Ryder.

"HIT HIM, HIT HIM, HIT HIM AND PLEASE GO HOME" Dominic yells jumping on the couch like a child.

^Confessional - Dominic

I'm ready for some replacements! Hopefully Ryder and Rex leave! I never wanna see them again<3

"You think I'm scared of you? Please, YOU'RE DONE" yells Rex. Ryder walks away "Fuck this shit, I'm not about to leave over your ass" he says going to his room.

-meanwhile outside-


Richie lights a ciggarette and approaches a dramatic crying Amye.

"Hey" she says to Richie. "Yo.. are you ok?" he asks uninterested. "Do I look like I'm ok?!" she sobs. "Please tell me... did Ryder really do all those things?" she cries.

"Well I didn't actually read the note.. but I'll tell you the truth, just let me see it" he says manipulative. Amye takes the note out of her ass pocket and hands it to Richie.

He looks at it over, and pretends to be shocked reading it. "Oh wow" he says humbly putting his hand on his chest.

"Well, is it true?" she asks. Richie gives a deep sigh. "Unfortunately, it's ALL true." he confirms.

Amye simply lays her head down.

^Confessional - Richie

I really should be given an award for all this. This couldn't have happened any better.


Richie puts his hand on her back and comforts her. "I understand what it's like to have your heart broken." he says softly. "Ryder's a loser.. you don't need that." Richie continues.

"Your right" Amye says getting up, storming inside the house.

^Confessional - Vee

I DID fuck Ryder, and for Mosh and all the room mates to hate on me because I did, isn't their problem or their business.

Amye rushes to Ryder's room.

"Tell me now, did you fuck her or not" she says softly. "Because I know you did, because yo boy said you did"

"YES ALRIGHT, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT" he yells back. Amye punches him in the face and walks off. "I'm done with you, I fucking hate you!" she says as she packs her shit.

^Confessional - Ryder

I just told Amye I did cheat on her with Vee. And she's leaving me for good this time. She can't leave me, I'll have no one left.. in this world.


"Babe, please don't go!" he begs. "Take your fucking ring, and pawn it, you punk bitch!" she says flipping her hair and walking out the door.

Ryder tries to follow after her. "DON'T FOLLOW ME, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU, YOUR ROOM MATES HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU, I'M DONE WITH YOU, DONE!!" yells Amye as she slams the apartment door behind her.

^Confessional - Richie

Call me mister steal your girl. Ryder I hope you're enjoying the show at home watching this -middle finger-


As Amye steps out the apartment Richie is waiting outside for her. "Let me take your stuff down for you" he offers, as he carries her things outside to her limo.

"I'm sorry for how things turned out." Richie apologizes. Amye wipes a final tear from her eye. "It's ok.. no more tears, I need to be strong... I just wish I had someone to accompany me on the ride to the airport." she says.

"I'll come.. if you let me" he says. "I'd like that".

Richie gets into the limo with Amye as you hear her moans and the camera zooms out.

END EPISODE

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EPISODE 4

"OUCHA....." said Mosh holding her nose and mouth...

"I need to go to the hospital!" said Mosh...

"OUCHA...." said Mosh again in pain...

"I'm going to take you to the hospital..." said Dominic grabbing his keys...

"Stupid bitch you should go home for this!" yelled Dominic to Vee as he walked Mosh out of the door.

"Haha too bad she hit ME first! It's not my fault that SHE CAN'T FIGHT!" said Vee flipping her weave.

Dominic and Mosh left to the hospital...

Meanwhile...

"WHERE THE FUCK IS RICHIE!!!!" yelled Ryder in a rage...

"Looks like he left with YOUR EX!" said Leigh laughing...

"OH FUCK NO!!! HE IS A SHADY ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!" yelled Ryder.

"Now do you believe it wasn't me dude?" said Rex.

"Yeah bro, but if that gay ass faggot ass nigga Richie thinks he'll get let off that easy, he has another thing coming!" yelled Ryder.

Confessional Vee: Whoa Ryder being pissed like this... Is turning me on!!! He is so fucking HOT!

"YA'LL HAVEN'T SAW ME GET FULL FLEDGED PISSED THE FUCK OFF YET! IMA BAD MOTHERFUCKER!!!" says Ryder as he go's down to the kitchen and begins pouring countless glasses of alcohol...

drink after drink after drink....

"YOU GUYS THOUGHT STEVIE FROM BRAZIL WAS CRAZY WHEN HE WAS PUMPED? WATCH ME BITCHES!" snapped Ryder...

Confessional Rex: I ain't gonna stop Ryder from consuming all these drinks, because someone in this house, Who I am guessing is Richie, really wrote that note, and led Ryder to believe it was ME! Richie deserves what ever is coming to him...

Meanwhile

"Bye Richie and thanks..." winked Ayme...

After Richie fucked and waved goodbye to Ayme at the airport, he hopped back in the limo, and went back to the house...

Confessional Richie: I fucked his girl, and made them break up! I am a fucking genius man swear...

Richie pulled back up to the palms and headed to the elevator...

On the other hand

Ryder is filled with drinks and angry as a bull...

"Ryder dude... Think about this... Do you wanna go home?" asked Leigh.

"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK AT THIS POINT!!!" snapped Ryder as he threw a glass bottle at Leigh...

Leigh ducked...

"NO MOTHERFUCKER! I DON'T PLAY THIS SHIT!!!" said Leigh as she ran toward Ryder, but Rex pushed her back...

"Look Leigh... Ryder isn't Ryder right now... So I suggest you BOSS DOWN, and save your own ass bitch! Okay?" said Rex.

Richie then swung the door open and locked eyes with Ryder...

Ryder's eyes were more red than Satan himself...

"Um... Hi?" said Richie.

"GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" yelled Ryder as he charged toward Richie, grabbed him by his shirt, lifted him off the ground and shook him like a rag doll...

"AAAAHHHH!!!" cried Richie...

"YOU WANNA LEAVE WITH MY GIRL!!!! PUNK ASS NIGGA?!!!" yelled Ryder as he ran with Richie in his hands and hung him over the balcony...

"AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!" yelled Richie crying and red...

"OH MY GOSH!!! RYDER YOU'RE GONNA KILL HIM!!!" yelled Vee...

Confessional Rex: So Ryder is HANGING Richie over the balcony and we are like on the highest floor... I have to stop him before our season is cancelled...

Las Vegas tourists all looked up at Richie dangling, taking photos and pointing...

"Mommy look! A man is about to get dropped to his death!" yelled a random little boy licking an ice cream cone.

"TELL ME WHY!!! I SHOULDN'T DROP YOU AND KILL YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW!!! TELL ME!!!!" yelled Ryder as he dangled Richie over the ledge...

"PLEASE!!! IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS!!! BRO PLEASE!!!" cried Richie...

"NO!!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE BEEN THROUGH! MY MOMS WAS BEATEN!!!! MY FAMILY DIED EARLY!!! I HAVE NO ONE!! NO ONE!!! AYME IS THE ONLY THING I HAVE... AND I KNOW I AIN'T PERFECT, BUT DUDE THAT'S MY HEART!!! AND NOW YOU MADE HER GO.... WHY SHOULD I NOT KILL YOU? WHAT DO I HAVE TO LOSE!!!" yelled Ryder...

Ryder was crying... veins were popping out of his neck and he was sweating profusely...

"BAM!!!" the door swung open...

"GET HIM OUT OF MY HOTEL NOW!!!" yelled Adrienne Maloof as she pointed to Ryder...

Cops all ran in and grabbed Ryder, and freed Richie...

Richie's heart was pounding fast, but he had a HUGE sigh of relief...

Ryder was arrested and taken out of the hotel room, but before they took him out completely, he looked over at Richie one last time and said "YOU TOOK MY ALL AWAY FROM ME!!! ARE YOU HAPPY?!!!"

Adrienne ran over to Richie...

"Sweetie oh my gosh! He could have killed you! Are you okay?" said Adrienne to Richie...

"Yes... I'm fine... I am so fucking relieved...

Confessional Leigh: Whoa... This is the craziest shit I have EVER seen in my life!

"Are you okay Richie?" said Leigh...

"Yeah I'm good... Thanks Leigh" said Richie...

"dude... did you hear the rawness coming from Ryder's mouth though?" said Rex...

"Idc if he almost killed you OR NOT! You took that man's all away from him... He was wounded from childhood... You should feel like a piece of shit and ROT IN HELL!" said Rex...

"HEY! THIS IS NOT THE TIME!" yelled Adrienne Maloof...

The producers then stepped in.

"Look... This has to be the most intense cast that we have ad yet! This show could have been cancelled, and we could have had a death on the show! The reason we did not step in and save Richie, is because we did not want to tick Ryder off, and make him drop you. Ryder obviously has had serious issues from prior to the show, which are too big for this tv show... We will try our best to give Ryder the help that he needs, but nonetheless, this violence has been unacceptable, and we need to have a serious group therapy!" said the producers.

"Ugh therapy..." said Vee...

"Well.. I was seriously debating on kicking you out my hotel, We have had numerous complaints from other guests in our hotel, and now this incident of Richie dangling out my hotel window will be all on the media! This makes me look horrible as a manager. I will put my bitchiness on the back burn, and give you all ONE MORE CHANCE! This therapy has to work... " said Adrienne.

The roomates, the cops, the producers,and Adrienne all looked around at each other, and silence filled the room....

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^Confessional - Ryder

None of yous watching this show know my life. None of you have seen what I've seen, been through what I've been through. So if anyone judges me you can go fuck yourself. Richie is a spineless fucking faggot. I will kill him on sight, he's ruined my life. RUINED IT. The only thing I learned on the Real World is that you come into this world alone, and you leave it alone as well.

"So tell us what happened here son?" asks one of the police officers. "I honestly don't know, I took his ex-girlfriend to the airport because no one else would"

"And then what happened?" "Well, I get home and I was planning on napping because I was tired from work earlier. But the second I come into the house, he attacks me and starts screaming about notes, and his mom, and drugs, and all this other shit I didn't care about"

"Ok well thank you for your cooperation" said the cops as they leave the apartment.

^Confessional - Richie

I'll admit I was a little afraid when Ryder went psycho like that, but realistically, Ryder needs to take responsibility for his own actions. He DID cheat on his girlfriend, on and off during his relationship here. So he can take his ass home.


Richie smokes a cigarette outside, while Leigh comes outside to talk with him.

"You know, I have never seen something like that." says Leigh. "I'm over it. I just wanna get this group therapy over with." he says flicking his ciggarette.

"Now lemme ask you two things" says Leigh smirking. "Sure." says Richie.

"1. Are you gay?" she asks. Richie gives her an irritated look. "Seriously, that whole situation was not what it seems... I'm bisexual." he explains. "Ok, I gotchu. And two... did you write the note?" she asks.

"Uhhh. DUH, of course I did" laughs evilly Richie. Leigh laughs along with him.

^Confessional - Leigh

I'm hanging out with Richie, basically because no one else is around. Fefe and Ryder are gone. Mosh and Dominic are at the hospital, and Rex and Vee are doing who knows what. But honestly, I can say that I really do like Richie. I feel like out of the remaining 6 room mates he is someone I can trust to have my back.


-several hours later-


Rex, Vee, Leigh and Richie are having an awkward dinner together.

"So what is gonna happen to Mosh?" asks Leigh. "Umm.. I'm sending her home" explains Vee. "Are you serious? You did more damage to her!" snaps Richie.

^Confessional - Vee

Mosh has annoyed me from day one! Me and her should have instant besties since we're both blondes and have fake tits. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOO she sided with a tranny and a ghetto banshee. So now she can go to hell!


"She threw the first punch, she threw the first punch!" snaps Vee back.

knock knock knock

Richie opens the door and in comes Mosh and Dominic.

Mosh is limping, has a neck brace on, and a busted weave.

^Confessional - Mosh

Ok, maybe I shouldn't have picked a fight with Vee.. I didn't realize she'd fuck me up.


Mosh and Dominic take a seat at the dinner table.

Vee glares are Mosh. "So you know what happens now" says Mosh.

"And you may or may not have made up your mind but.. I just have something I wanna read to you.

Mosh pulls a letter out from her pussy crack and reads it out loud starting to tear up.

"Dear Vee

I'm so sorry about last night, I didn't mean to try to hurt you, I feel horrible because of what i did to you, i would never let anyone hurt my room mates... I know we haven't known each other long but I consider you more then a roomie, but a friend."

Dominic holds his hand on his heart and nods his head.

^Confessional - Mosh

My apology note is as fake as my tits, hair, and lips! I just don't wanna go home.


"Is that it?" asks Vee.

"I know it wasn't much, but if you could find it in your heart to forgive me... please, I'm hear to grow and learn."

[S&M]

"I don't buy her bullshit for one second!" said Vee.

"Vee if you send Mosh home, then I will beat your ass! I don't give a fuck if you are a real girl or NOT!" snapped Dominic.

"Oh is that right?" laughed Vee.

Confessional Mosh: Does Dominic, not know that, he is making it WORSE by threatening Vee? I am definitely going home now

"PLEASE VEE! I will do what ever you want! I promise..." cried Mosh

"Hmmm what ever I want?" asked Vee.

"Yes anything!" said Mosh...

Confessional Mosh: I am having some hope now! Vee is going to give me a compromise!

"Okay well I want you to........................................" said Vee

Everyone leaned in their chairs...

Dominic's eyes widened.

Mosh took a deep breath...

"I want you to GO TO HELL CUNT!" yelled Vee as she spit in Mosh's face.

"OH SHIT!" yelled Rex

"DAMN!" yelled Richie

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" yelled Leigh

"FUCK YOU!!! VEE FUCK YOU!!!!" yelled Dominic.

Mosh wiped the spit off of her face "EWWW!!! YOU FUCKING WHORE!!! I HATE YOU!!!" yelled Mosh

"Toodles!" said Vee as she waved her fingers.

Mosh walked got a couple wet wipes out of her makeup bag and wiped her face, and got up with her crutches, and limped out the door.

Dominic ran over and hugged and embraced Mosh.

"I don't know what I will do without you... I honestly don't know... You are like... My best friend" said Dominic as tears rolled down his face.

"Call me ANYTIME! I love you Dominic Andrews! BEST FRIENDS FOREVER" said Mosh.

"No... Call me Dominic" said Dominic as he hugged Mosh one last time...

He then proceeded to walk her out of the Casino...

"Yay! I sent the bitch home!" laughed Vee as she filed her nails...

"Yeah you might have sent Mosh home, but if you ever spit in my face like that, I WOULD BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE SMUT!" yelled Leigh...



"What ever" said Vee as she shrugged.

"ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING BACK TO ME BITCH?" yelled Leigh again...

"Leigh get out my face... You do not intimidate me!" laughed Vee.

"OR WHAT!!?" yelled Leigh as she shoved Vee's forehead with her finger.

"GET ME THE FUCK OUT YOUR FACE!" said Leigh as she pulled Vee's chair from under her.

Vee quickly got out of her chair...

and without thinking... with a quick gut reaction she spit right in Leigh's face.

Leigh wiped the spit from her face... dropped her head and laughed with an evil grin... She then clutched her fist up.

and she swung a hardcore blow, but Vee ducked and she missed.

Leigh then swung another blow, but Vee ducked again and Leigh missed.

Vee then threw a bowl of candy from the table at Leigh's face to distract her and, then kicked the chair down in front of Leigh and Leigh tripped and fell trying to attack Vee.



Vee quickly ran toward the door to escape while she had time, but as soon as she opened the door she was greeted by



"Oh my gosh this is a bad time..." said Vee...

"Oh well there is never a bad time for therapy my darling..

"IMA FUCKING MURDER THAT BITCH!!!!" yelled Leigh from the background.

"Oh heavens what is going on!?" said the therapist as she held her heart.

"Um BYE!" said Vee as she ran in the hall way to escape Leigh...

Dominic saw Leigh coming toward him because he was walking back to the suite from saying goodbye to Mosh...

Dominic wiped his tears and saw Leigh charging after Vee so he grabbed Vee.

"I GOT HER LEIGH! WHOOP THIS BITCHES ASS! I GOT HER!!!" yelled Dominic.

"GET YOUR MAN HANDS OFF OF ME YOU MONSTER!!!" yelled Vee.

Leigh ran after Vee but...

"Ugh I wish I never had to do this... but" said the therapist as she reached in her medicine bag and found some kind of drug that calms and relaxes people...



The therapist stabbed Leigh the side of her neck...

Leigh fell asleep and collapsed.

5 minutes later...

Leigh awoke laying on the couch with a pillow under her head... and she saw THIS

IN HER FACE!!!

"Wait what just happened?" said Leigh as she raised up and saw all the roomates sitting around the couch....

"Welcome to THERAPY!" said th lady...



Confessional Vee: That was a close one...

[CLAYBAYBAY]

"So everybody, I'm here to help you all cope with the hardships of this house!" The Lady said way too enthusiastically.

The roommates just look at eachother in silence, and Leigh breaks out laughing.

^Confessional - Leigh

Does dis bitch rele think that were gonna just be lovey dovey? dumb bitch.

"So, Here is what we are going to do, we are going to go around the room and any confessions or apoligies you have, air them all out!" she says.

"Starting with you, Rex" She says, pointing to him.

"Um...I have nothing to be sorry for?" He says.

"Okay, thats alright, im not gonna push ya.." the therapist says.

"How about you Leigh?"

"I'm Sorry Vee, that I didnt beat yo ass when I had da chance!!!!" Leigh screams.

"Leigh, get out! If you aren't going to take this seriously, than you need to leave and take a breather!" The therapist says.

"Whateva" Leigh says, leaving the room.


^Confessional - Leigh

Fuck Dis


"Vee, is there anything you have to say?"

"No." She says, being shortworded.


"Okay, obviously this is not helping, So we are done for the day, Because nobody is taking this seriously. But, starting tomorrow im going to speaking with you guys individually because group isnt working" The therapist says.

She gets up to exit, but Dominic stops her.

"Can I talk to you?" Dominic says.

"Sure ... missy?" She says, and the two go into Dominic's room.

Dominic begins crying, and the therapists holds him.

"I just miss Mosh so much. She was how i made it through this house, she supported me and was there for me, she accepted me and I felt good with her" Dominic says

"I see your hurt child, but you need to understand you will make it. You and her will be friends for life and when you get home, and until then you have your other friend Leigh" she says.

"You're right, maybe she can come visit." dominic says, hopefully.

"Thank you so much" he says, and they hug.

^Confessional - Therapist

I see alot of Heart in Dominic, and I can tell he's heartbroken.

^Confessional - Dominic

So, its been a few hours since Mosh left, and im heartbroken.. *sniffles* Mosh baby, I love you.

The therapist than leaves the suite, and Dominic joins the other roommates

"Well that was a bust" Richie says.

"Well, obviously we need to do some moving around , Leigh do you wanna room with me?" Dominic asks.

"Sure boo" Leigh says.

Leigh and Dominic begin moving everything into his room and Dominic than begins crying. Leigh holds him and caresses his hair.

"its gone be alright boo" Leigh says.

"Honestly, I just hate that cunt Vee." Dominic says.

"Me too boo, me too" Leigh says.

^Confessional - Leigh

DomDom seems very hurt, and im upset too..

Vee looks at the two and chuckles to herself.

"BITCH I BEAT CHO ASS" Leigh screams still holding Dominic.

^Confessional - Dominic

Vee can think shes the baddest bitch, Vee can think shes so hot.. just wait Vee. I will do EVERYTHING in my power, to make sure that your ass is out of here. You're mine, bitch. *blows kiss*

[Admin]

Dominic strolls to the phone booth to call up his fallen comrade Mosh.

*ring ring*

"Hellllllllllo?" answers Mosh. "-sobs- I miss you soo much" cries Dominic. "Dom dom! You need to be stronger.. don't let these other bitches walk all over you." comforts Mosh. "I'm no longer playing nice, no longer being a good girl. They wanna see a bad bitch? Wait till they meet Diamond" says Dominic.

^Confessional - Dominic

Diamond is my alter ego. He's an angry gay man. Do NOT fuck with Diamond, because he will fuck you up. I didn't wanna bring out that side to me, but some of the people in this house have brought me to this point.

The two converse and have girl talk for a little while, but Dominic says his final farewells.

^Confessional - Mosh

I'm gonna miss Vegas. I made a stupid mistake and now I'm paying the cost now. I hope all my roomies except for Vee, the best. Love you hoes<3

The rest of the room mates retire for the evening.

-The next Day-

Bright and early the room mates have the therapist visiting.



"Hello everyone" she says happily. "Shall we begin our one on ones?" she asks batting her eyes.

An awkward silence sweeps the room. Dr.Kitty looks through her filed papers, and calls out the first room mate.

"Richie? Lets begin with you, right this way please." she says.

^Confessional - Richie

Just my luck, I got picked first... wonderful

Richie and the therapist sit in one of the production rooms for their one on one.

"Well, tell me what has been the most difficult thing for you here?" she asks. "Honestly, my whole life I've known I was bisexual... and coming here I was closeted. Literally, no one at home knows. Not my friends, not my family, no one. And just recently.. I came out to my room mates. And I'm nervous to see how it comes out on tape." explains Richie.

"You are.. a STUNNING, strong! Young man!" she says. "Don't worry about it"

"Is that it?" he asks. "No, how do you feel about your current living situation?" she asks. "I love the place, just wish I had a dude to befriend around here." "Ok, you're dismissed."

- a sequence of the room mates being asked the same question is shown -

"How do you feel about your living situation?"

Rex - "I don't get along with anyone really, Vee's alright.. but I'm alone for the most part."

Dominic - "I miss.. mosh -cries- how am I supposed to deal!"

Leigh - "I'm good, I don't need anybody, I do me, all day everyday"

Vee - "PLEASE GIVE US NEW ROOM MATES"

The therapist after several hours of intense analyzing gives the producers a letter entailing how to satisfy the room mates.

"Are we done with therapy?" asks Vee irritated.

Suddenly the doors SLAM open. In come Adrienne Maloof.

"Oh god" mumbles Dominic under his breath.

"Aahhahah. pleasure to see you all" she says with a bourgy attitude. "anyway, I have some news for you all!" she says smiling.

"What is it?!" asks Richie. "You guys... are going...........!!!!!!!!!!" she says excitedly.

"WHERE WHERE?!" cheers everyone. "You're going to cancun for the week!" she says jumping as everyone bursts into screams and cheers hugging and jumping together.

^Confessional - Vee

Finally! Something I wanna do! Cancun is full of hot guys, hot girls, lots of alcohol, it's basically heaven, in a dirty place, kinds like Vegas.


"When do we leave?!" asks Rex. "In... an hour" she answers. "Here are your tickets, hurry!" she says leaving the tickets on the kitchen counter "By the way, you'll be meeting some people there look for the Yacht.. you can't miss it" she says exiting.

The room mates scurry to each of their tickets. "Hurry up bitches, we need to RUSH" demands Leigh.

All of the room mates pack whatever they can and head to the airport.

"This is so exciting!!!" says Dominic. "I know boo, this is gonna be crazy!" says Leigh agreeing.

^Confessional - Leigh

I'm going to cancun! Maybe I'll meet some hot girls finally, because god damn, ya'll know I'm sexually frustrated.


-MEANWHILE DURING THE FLIGHT-


It's a beautiful day in cancun, where a young man with blonde hair, fair skin, and big blue eyes is sitting alone drinking a water with lemon.

Suddenly he hears the screams of a woman through a mega phone.

"HAY ROOMIE, GET YOUR SEXY ASS ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING YACHT. WE'RE GOING TO PAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" yells the woman from the yacht waving and jumping in excitement. Until she sees the young man stand up.

^Confessional -

SPOILER: Click to show

Mary

I see my first room mate, and I'm honestly just ready to take this yacht, turn it around, and leave his ass behind. He looks like a pale 12 year old. I'm not here to be a baby sitter, I'm here to be a bad bitch.

-shows casting tape-

I'm Mary, 23, from Las Vegas, Nevada. And no, I'm not a virgin. -winks-

Me and Vegas.. are like ONE -claps hands together-

I know all the hottest clubs, the hottest people, the hottest events, the hottest everything. If something is going down in Vegas, best believe I know about it.

I have a hard time remembering I'm not a celebrity, YET. It's just hard when you're constantly recognized, people stop on the streets and just stare. People in Vegas, don't just walk passed me like I'm some any other girl. I am this city's QUEEN.

Everyone in Vegas has hair like this, boobs like these, and nails like these. It's a very superficial world, and if you're not from around here it can be very over whelming. I mean, I don't spend 3 thousand dollars on my hair alone for my health.

I tend to get along with guys better then girls, just because girls are always jealous of me, I mean, can you blame them? But I'm coming in with an open mind, and I'll try my best to be cordial with everyone.

My plans on the Real World are to walk around in my bikini all day because I look good, and to be a bad bitch. Because I am the baddest bitch. I know that, Vegas knows that, and soon my room mates will know that.

The blonde boy gets on the yacht and is greeted by Mary. "Hi... what's your name?" she asks dryly.

"I'm Kyle", "Mary, pleasure" she says hugging him and making a face of disgust while doing so.

^Confessional - Kyle

The first room mate I meet is one super hot babe, hopefully my day continues to rise like my pants are right about now...

I'm Kyle, I'm 18 years old, from Colombus Ohio.

I just graduated high school, and right now I really don't know what to do with my life.

All my life I've dreamed of doing things bigger then what my small town can let me. I've always felt trapped.. I wanna reach bigger and better things.

Coming on the Real World, I want to find MYSELF. I wanna learn who Kyle is. I just don't think I can do that in snowy Colombus Ohio.

I know the Real World is definitly going to test my will power and self confidence. I'm a little worried, but I think I can handle it.

I'm an observer. What I mean by that is I like to sit back and watch and listen people first. When you take the time to do that, people will just tell you their insecurities, their flaws, their mistakes. And if they cross me, I'm going to throw it all back in their face.

"Are you excited?!" asks Kyle. Mary ignores him and makes a drink for herself. "You're too young.. right?" she teases. "Not in cancun! hahah" she rolls her eyes.

-END EPISODE-

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[CLAYBAYBAY]

EPISODE FIVE

Rex, Leigh, Dominic, Richie, and Vee, the 5 roommates all make their way down to the lobby to load the limo with their luggage.

^Confessional - Dominic

I am SO excited for Cancun!! Time for partying, booze, and boys with tattoos <3!

The roommates all get in the limo, and head to the airport.

The plane takes off and is overhead of Vegas.

"GOODBYE VEGAS, HELLO CANCUN!!!" Leigh yells.



^Confessional - Rex

Adrienne said we are meeting new people, hopefully a new roommate. I need a friend in here.

The roommates landed , and got into a limo with all their luggage. They were taken to a local pier, and the limo told them to get out.

The roommates just stood on the hillside with their bags, waiting.

"um...." Richie said.

"Then, they heard the honking of a yacht horn and a yacht emerged from around the corner"

"HEY BITCHES!!!!" Mary yelled on her loudspeaker.

The roommates all cheer and jump up and down as Mary and Kyle approach the boardwalk.



^Confessional - Rex

So, a boat approaches and I see this SEXY dark haired chick, and this blonde kid.

The yacht pulls up , and the roommates board the boat and begin exchanging hellos.

"Im Mary, this is Kyle, and we are your new roommates!" Mary says

The roommates all introduce themselves, and exchange hellos.

^Confessional - Vee

Not what I was expecting, but Mary seems cool.. Kyle's cute, but looks young..

"So, Where are we staying?" Richie asks.

"Right there!" Kyle says, pointing to a beautiful hotel/condo on the beach!



"Hoooooray!" Dominic yells, shaking his chest.

^Confessional - Leigh

Dis gone be off da chaiin

The boat pulls up onto the beach where the roommates must unload.

"SOMEBODY CARRY ME" Dominic says, as everybody ignores him, and he falls into the water.

The roommates go into the hotel and check out their suite.



"This, is AMAZING!" Mary yells, jumping on all the beds.

"YESSS!" Kyle screams running into rooms.

"Kyle, room with me" Rex says.

"Um, okay " Rex says.

^Confessional - Rex

I wanna see if I can take Kyle under my wing, I needa get a feel for this kid.

^Confessional - Kyle

So Rex reaches out to me... I can tell hes not being genuine, but whatever, at least he made the attempt.

"I wanna come too!" Vee says.

"alright" Rex says.

Vee, Kyle, and Rex room in the 3 bedroom suite. Dominic and Leigh room together, making Richie and Mary rooming together.

"Well.. okay.." Mary says.

^Confessional - Richie

Mary is pretty sexy, and its not like theres anyone else here im into..

Meanwhile, In Kyle and Rex's room..

"So, fill me in on these people" Kyle says.

"Well, we are the most real people here" Rex says, and Vee nods in agreement. "Leigh is a ghetto bitch" she says. "Dominic.. weird tranny" rex says. "and Richie is a FAKE bitch, he will turn on you in a second" Rex says.

"I see..." Kyle says, thinking to himself.

^Confessional - Kyle

Vee, and Rex seem cool, but im not going to judge the other roommates solely off what other people say..

"SO WHERE ARE WE GOING TONIGHT?!" Mary asks.

"why dont we go to the beach bash tonight?! Dominic asks stepping out in his bathing suit

The Roommates get all ready, and make their way down to the beach.



The party is pumping on the beach, and people begin pouring shots.

Mary is grinding on Richie, and Richie returns with some lusty dance moves.

Kyle is taking shots with Rex and Vee, while Dominic is helping Leigh find girls, and Leigh is helping Dominic find boys.


Vee is sloppy drunk, and is dancing all over any guy she sees.

She begins kissing Rex, than kissing Kyle, and then falling over.

^Confessional - Rex

Okay, This is fun and all but Vee is TOO drunk.

"Sweetie, you gotta go back to the room" Rex yells in her ear, trying to yell louder than the music in the background

"otayyyyyyyy babyyyY" she slurs.

"ill take her" Kyle says, and Rex nods.

Kyle than half carries Vee across the beach all the way back up to the hotel. "Partyss hereeee "vee slurs.

Kyle makes it all the way back up to the suite, and lays Vee in her bed.

Vee than grabs him and begins making out with Kyle.

^Confessional - Vee

Im drunk , Kyle's cute.. well.. ya know..

Kyle and Vee begin hardcore making out, and Vee takes off his pants.

"Wait" Vee says. "what?!" ... "How old are you?!" Vee says" "18" kyle whispers.

"Okay good" she says, continueing undressing him.

^Confessional - ^Vee

This kid...................



This big.



The camera zooms out, as moans are heard and the rest of the roommates are dancing on the beach.