REAL WORLD FANTASY HOUSE 7

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REAL WORLD FANTASY HOUSE 7

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA

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Kelly Mosh - 22 year old female from San Diego, California. From a young age, Mosh was forced into pageant Princess contests by her mother. Though she dreaded it, she enjoyed the process of being beautiful, and all the attention that came with it. After turning 18 Mosh's mother demanded that she compete in Miss California 2007. Mosh made it to the final 10, but ultimately failed when she was asked the question "Describe your perfect date", she answered "Ummm a smoke out, eat out, and get out."

It was revealed to the state of California, that this pretty cute blonde girl, was not what she was presented as: innocent and sweet. But anything but! While Mosh did pageants during the day, she went out to clubs, bars, and strip clubs by night. There she met all of her friends which normally were drag queens or strippers. Partying, getting drunk, smoking weed, popping the occasional pill of ecstasy, and dominating men! Mosh couldn't help but give up on this phony good girl facade, and the only way to do it was to tell the world who she really was. Mosh quit the pageant industry.

Soon after Mosh's mother forced her out of her house. Mosh moved into her drag queen friend's appartment and dabbled more into the night life she was fascinated with. Mosh was had an amazing fascination with sex appeal and the dance that comes with it. Mosh had no desire to be a pageant princess, but a burlesque queen! But in order to become one.. she had to work her way up. Mosh became a stripper. There she met many pimps and men in the "industry". Her life changed one day when she met... Chicago Larry.

Chicago Larry set her up with numerous high fashion photoshoots and introduced her to the "right people", and before she knew it within a year's time of being kicked out of her mother's house she became a burlesque dancer. Performing in L.A's "Kitty Witty" every weekend, her show is described as "Sensational!" "Clever!" and "Bizzare".

After some media attention, Mosh was offered a cover photoshoot for BIZZARE magazine. After being crowned "Miss Bizzare" by the magazine, she was contacted by the Real World producers who were interested in her story. How will this Bizzare Blondie fair in the Real World house?



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Dominic - 20 year old "GENDERLESS" (male) celebrity hair dresser. Dominic all his life knew he was meant to be a woman. But coming from a very very conservative Dominican family that believe all forms of homosexuality is a mortal sin, he stood quiet with it, even through the obvious signals (wanting his hair long. playing with barbies, loving the colors pink and purple). His family always knew, but ignored it. Dominic at first during his teen years tried to pretend to be straight along with his lesbian best friend (also in a similar situation), by always being together they were able to SLIGHTLY pass off as a straight young couple. Then towards the end of high school he admitted to being gay, and his fascination with hair. He then ventured into cosmetology school and learned how to do hair, combined with his passion for pop culture, and hair he quickly became THE hair dresser to go to. After moving out of his parents house into his OWN comfortable L.A apartment he told his parents that he feels he was meant to be a woman, they shunned him and sent him to hell. Dominic was unaffected and continued to live the life he wants to live. Since living on his own he now caters to Hollywood's elite for hair and make up. His life consists of "Shoes, booze, and boys with tattoos", and "making people fabulous". He also does not simply answer to just "Dominic" but will only answer to "Dominic Andrew" or "Diamond". Dominic is sarcastic, witty, flamboyant, but most importantly a DIVA. And when his alter ego "Diamond" comes out, no one is safe. How will the first tranny of Real World fair against the rest of the room mates?

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Ryder- is a 24 year old self proclaimed bad boy from Atlantic City. Ryder has had a rocky terrible past. He watched his mom get abused by his father and his mother was his pride and joy. As a child Ryder heard his mother screaming in terror from his drug abusing dad... His mother passed away at an early age,when Ryder was only 10. She died from abuse and stress, and that stuck to Ryder's mind forever! He was then raised by his drug abusing dad who beat his mother, but his father passed away as well when he was only 13. Ryder was then put into foster care, where he passed from home to home, and family to family. He became a troubled kid, and he became addicted to pain killers to try and wash away the pain of his beloved mom's death, and to try and wash the pain away from not having a real solid family. Ryder feels like he has been through it all so he has NO MUZZLE! He isn't scared of anyone, so he says what he wants when he wants! Ryder also uses confidence because he wants people to think that he is just the coolest and smoothest guy, but deep down inside he is still hurting. Ryder's confidence and boldness becomes worse when he drinks... When he drinks he just gets becomes a total douche bag! Although Ryder is cocky,outspoken,and troubled, he does have a soft spot for girls (because his mom) He respects women, and he has a girlfriend who he loves very much. She knows that Ryder has issues and isn't perfect, he has even cheated on her before, but he apologized and she forgave him,which is why he loves her, and he promised her that he wouldn't cheat on her or do pain killers anymore. Ryder doesn't have any guy friends really because of his dad being male. Everything between him and other guys is a competition because he just thinks he is so much better than every guy. He wants to be the coolest guy in the house, he wants to be the best guy in the house. Will his promise with his gf remain? Will he cheat on her? Will he go back to pain killers? Will his confident,cocky,and cool act last? Or will his liquor courage make reveal the real him and make him SNAP!? We will see....


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Veronica - 20 year old working model from Queensland, Australia. Veronica, or Vee as she prefers. Is manipulative, conceited and rude. Vee will not befriend anyone unless it some how benefits her. Vee scuffs at previous Real World girls who "could only be aspiring models", and prides herself on being a working model. Vee knows that a modeling career isn't permanent work and plans to marry old to get rich. Vee is bisexual and openly likes to toy with the hearts of men and women. Vee has had previous beef with former RW room mate Deja when Perez Hilton reported that Dorian had an affair with an australian model (Vee). Vee called her out on being a poor excuse for a mother and unable to make Dorian cum.

Vee is coming into this experience with 3 relationships, one of which who is a married man. Vee tends to not mesh well with black women because she says they're 1. jealous her hair isn't a weave, and 2. they come off too aggressive. Vee also doesn't like "typical corny americans" and is hoping to meet interesting diverse people. Vee doesn't take men serious, and uses them at her disposable to further her goals. Vee in all her life has never been faithful, and looks at stealing other girls boyfriends as a sport and challenge.

Vee has 14 tattoos including her vagina, and 2 piercings: her septum, and vagina.

Will this C U Next Tuesday have her dreams fufilled of gold digging, or will she face reality on the Real World?

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FeFe - 20 year old mixed Canadian from Toronto. Fefe is french, trindadian and african decent born and raised from the hoods of Toronto. Fefe from a young age has had an amazing passion for music, being able to play the piano, guitar and flute, with an amazing voice to boot. Fefe with her sorroundings felt she'd never be able to succeed in a music career. Thus FeFe moved to New York alone when she was 19(instead of going to college), there she got a part time job and recording her own music on her shitty handmedown macbook. After several months of struggling to make ends meet, FeFe had a chance encounter with Drake at Starbucks, she gave him her demo, and an hour later she recieved a call from him. Since then she has been writing, and producing music for small upcoming R&B artists, and has even sung back up vocals to Nicki Minaj's "Save Me" and "Right Thru Me". But FeFe is tired of watching these other upcoming singers rise while she is stuck producing music instead. She's come on to the Real World to get noticed for her VOICE and to take the nation by storm.

Fefe has a very soft voice but when she sings she has the voice of an obese gossip singer with a side of beyonce. Fefe is very sociable and usually likes going all over to have a good time. However sweet she maybe Fefe absolutely hates haters and those who pick on the weak and will stand up for whoever.


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Rex - is a 20 year old triplet from Boston Massachusetts. Rex may be the youngest of the band "STEREO", but he is definitely the dominate one. Rex's mother manages the band of triplets, and she has deemed Rex the "Sex Symbol", with advertising, she often shows him with his shirt off, or being or doing something seductive. Rex is quite the ladies man. He really enjoys hooking up and fucking a different girl every night of the week and being able to do that even more with the added exposure of Real World, is like a dream come true for Rex. Unfortunately for Rex's girlfriend, she currently is totally in love with him, and has no idea of Rex's behavior behind closed doors. When he claims he is recording, he is actually out fucking another loosey goosey groupie. Rex is very loud and open about what he thinks about people. He's going into the house planning on running it with his brothers, and will take no resistance. He wants this season to be all about him and his brothers partying, fucking girls, and playing music. Will this triplet dominate the house, or is he in for a rude awakening?


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Leigh - is a 23 year old stripper from Compton California. Leigh grew up in the ghettoest of the ghetto in California and dreamed of moving to L.A, home of the STARS. Because of this Leigh always dreamed big, but didn't have the proper foundations nor help to really achieve them. Realizing she could not count on her trashy and ghetto family, nor could she rely on herself, being uneducated and a hoodrat. She realized she would have to count on others, namely.. men. She became a stripper and quickly learned how to manipulate men into giving her things she wants. With relative ease she is able to make men hand her their credit cards with just a blown kiss. Leigh however is in actuality, a lesbian. She doesn't view what she's doing as wrong whatsoever, nor does she think she is a hoe. She strongly believes she is a HUSTLA, and just does what she has to do to get by. She hopes and dreams of becoming a video vixen, and being able to one day climb the hip hop ranks and use and abuse the most powerful of the hip hop mogules.

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Richie - 20 year old college drop out from New York. Richie may seem like a normal average dude. but he's actually quite the complicated person. Richie is confident. charming, dominating, and very manipulative. He grew up seeing his family constantly backstab and betray one another, which caused him to grow distant from his family, and to become closer with his friends. He has a very difficult time letting his wall down and trusting others. As he feels every time he completely lays it all out on the table he keeps getting hurt. He was very popular in high school and during some college. Many people are drawn to his confidence and smile, and just natrually want him in their lives. Richie knows he has a natural alluring charm to him, and uses people to his advantage. He's somewhat stingy with his own money and much rather have other people pay for him. When it comes to relationships and loves, Richie is the complete helpless romantic. He is a somewhat closeted bisexual and is very conflicted with himself for being bi. He has only been with women, and knows he is also attracted to men. But because he knows many people do not believe in bisexual men, he doesn't really broadcast that information, nor does he believe it's anyone's business but his own. He was in a 4 year relationship with his high school sweet heart, who he truly and deeply fell in love with, but she cheated on him, causing him to become quite scarred when it came to being in relationships. He wants a relationship but every time he meets a potential someone, he looks too deeply into things to find reasons not to pursue that person. Instead, he ends up just getting drunk and hooking up with random girls. His relationship with friends and people, is great. People tend to absolutely LOVE him and what little haters he has, are usually people who just dislike others who are popular.

Richie also has quite the temper and would be considered a loose cannon. He does not like liars, disloyalty, shit talkers, or anyone to cross him. He doesn't like to come off forceful but he likes being the LEADER of everything he gets involved with. If he does not have the leadership position of the Real World House, there will be plenty of fireworks to come, as he simply clashes with other people who are just as dominating as him. He hits people with low blows in arguments and is definitely not afraid to get into anyones face. He will get violent, but is smart enough to know that he can never throw the first punch. He is sneaky and manipulative in the way that he will try to turn others against one another if he doesn't like someone. Richie's true motive going on to the real world is to become a STAR. He has no real talent other then his leadership and charm. And dreams of becoming a celebrity socialite, and wants his own show in the future. How will Richie, this dominating camera hungry leader handle himself on the real world?

(Richie and his best friend, Drago)

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EPISODE ONE

A sequence of the city is shown, as all brand new 8 room mates head over to their new place of residence.
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH VEGAS BABY" cheers a big busty blonde girl her limo as she sees the "Welcome to Vegas" sign.

^Confessional - Mosh

I'm here... it's finally happening! Vegas baby! I hope everyone's ready for this blondie! -blows kiss-

-shows casting tape-

"Hiii I'm Kelly Mosh.. but my stage name is just Mosh.. so don't call me Kelly, K?"

"I'm a free spirit, I like to have fun... and I really LOVE sex. S&M, all types of bondage, double penetration... the list goes on and on, anything and everything you could be into... I'm into to!<3"

"I use to be alot of things... I'm an ex-pagent princess, that was a total bust.. I'm also an ex- high fashion model... stripper, and good girl -winks-"

"I tend to get along with... most people. I really give everyone a chance and a shot to be friends with me. The only type of people I dislike are BORING people.. don't bore me telling me about 9-5 job, your wife who you cheat on, and your kids who probably aren't even yours. -flips hair-"

"I kinda have a tendancy to be a little over dramatic... I'm very very sensitive! And it comes out 10 fold when I'm drunk..."

"I'm actually a burlesque dancer.. it's been my dream for a while... and I'm just so glad I could finally... -sobs- finally live it."

"Also... I'm not a bitch to fuck with... I'm kinda crazy"

The limo arrives at "Palms Casino" where the room mates will be staying.

"Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!" she shrieks. "IS THIS WHERE I'M STAYING?!" she yells at the limo driver. He nods. "Well what are you waiting for?! Grab my shit! I'm the V.I.P" she demands.

She walks into the casino where she is immediately greeted by all the guest servers.

^Confessional - Mosh

Walking into the casino, it's just, wonderful! The environment is fast pace, fun and exciting! I can't wait to see the house and my roomies<3


She walks up to the guest counter. "Hi, I'm Mosh, I'm here to film the Real World, can I have the room key?" she says politely. "Sure Miss Mosh... here you go" says the man behind the desk handing her the key.

"Ahhhh!" she shrieks in excitement as she grabs the key and heads up stairs.


^Confessional - Mosh

As I'm litterally inches away from the entrance to our Vegas Apartment, I can't hold back my shaking. I'm just that excited!


Mosh walks down the hallway, and opens the door to see the beautiful Real World apartment.

"OH MY GOD" she says gasping. "IT'S BEAUTIFUL" she shrieks.


-Mean while-


At a "high class" strip club is where two new room mates are set to meet.

A tall blonde guy rocking stunna shades and massive headphones walks in uninterested in the low budget strippers performing.

"Yo, you know anybody named Leigh?" the guy asks the bouncer. The bouncer points to the stage.

"Leigh?" asks the tall blonde. The black stripper jumps off stage. "Who are you?" she asks with a no nosense attitude. "Richie, nice to meet you" he says extending his hand and a smile. "Aw yous cute as a gummy, you mad gummy, I'm Leigh... nice to meet you" she says smiling.

^Confessional - Leigh

When I first met Richie, I immediately went on stripper mode and checked him out to see if he was a rich man.. needless to say, I was disappointed.

- shows casting tape-

"This is Leigh from Compton California. Yes that is the ghetto, which means don't push me, because I'll shove your ass off a balcony if need be."

"I'm a stripper, but more or less that's a side job. Being a stripper connects me to my real job... which would be 'a BO$$', someone who's looking for the bling."

"Men to me, are just jokes. We as women need to see that men, if you flash them a nipple are willing to give you thousands of dollars. I'm a hustla, I eat men for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a midnight snack to satisfy my munchies."

"Even though I use men... I'm actually a lesbian....being gay, I love it... being straight is boring and so predictable."

"I can be sweet as yo grandma's thanksgiving cranberry sauce, but this is a warning to every mother fucker who wants to get smart, or talk shit in confessionals. Broke ass pussy ass bitch of a nigga, BOSS UP. Because if I see any one of these bitches smile in my face, and then talk shit when I aint around... oh its on..."

"You ready to get outta here?" Richie asks. "You know it babe" The two enter their limo and begin to get to know one another a little bit.

"So have you always been a stripper?" Richie asks. Leigh glares at him. "ahahahauuuuh.. I've been a stripper since I was 19, I love it. It's just so much fun to me" she says. "What about you, what do you do hmm?" she asks. "Uhhh nothin" he says. "I'm sorry?"

"I dropped out of college, and then got casted to be on this show. -shrugs-"

^Confessional - Leigh

This broke ass nigga aint gonna do nothing with his life. The rest of my room mates better be on another level.

"Your hair is pretty cool" Richie compliments. Leigh flips the one side of her hair. "Thanks......" she says dryly. Richie eyes Leigh cautiously.

^Confessional - Richie

Leigh's got a tight body, tight ass, tight tits... she's just got the whole thing gonig for her. But I can read her like a book... she think she's going to run this house. Bitch, you got another thing coming.

-Shows Casting Tape-

"Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm Richie, I'm 20... and I'm an unemployed college drop out."

"I like to party... alot. A typical day for me would be waking up, smoking a blunt, calling some of my bros up and making plans for the night.. then going out till the sunrises. Repeat every day of the week."

"I really don't take no for an answer, I will always find a way to get what I want.. no matter what. The reason I think I don't work and go to school is because I really hate having a "boss" or someone who thinks they're above me."

"I have serious problems with authority or other people who think they run shit. I just don't think anyone can tame me. Don't tell me what to do. I'll do whatever the fuck I want. When I want to do it"

"Me me me me me, that's what my world revolves around. I'm just used to people pumping my ego, telling me how good looking I am, how "nice" I am, how amazing I am, how I'm this.. how I'm that. I thrive on compliments and attention.... I'm not gonna lie"

"I'm definitely a party boy as are my friends. Who you guys will be seeing without a doubt if I'm casted. I have a pretty big group of friends, and we travel in packs. I wanna throw at least a couple of house parties while I'm at the 'Real World'

"I'm hoping for room mates who are a little less cooler then me, so they'll immediately flock to me as their leader. But with good intentions, don't get me wrong. I wanna show them how to party New York style. Hopefully that happens.. even though you guys love casting assholes."

- Meanwhile -

Inside the Palms' Casino, two more room mates meet.

A pale muscular guy awaits awkwardly for his room mate.

^Confessional - Ryder

Being in this environment, I'm a little nervous. This is a bad environment... me and bad environments = trouble.

- Shows Casting Tape -

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"I know who I am, and if you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself"

"The Real World has turned into a joke full of superficial people with no real goals other then to be famous. I may be one of those people, but there's more to me then you think..."

"I've had a pretty rocky past, battling drug addictions and watching my mother be abused by my sonofabitch father."

"I am definitely an Alpha Male. And everyone is going to know it when they meet me."

"I'm gonna be the leader~ I'm gonna be the leader~ I'm gonna be the leader~ ahahahahahahaha"


A slender girl with a unique look approaches Ryder. "Hi, are you apart of the Real World?" she asks. "Yeahh I'm Ryder" he says. "I'm Veronica... Are you single?" she asks fliratioucly. "Nope, off the market hahaha" he anwers.

^Confessional - Veronica

Hi Ryder's girlfriend -waves-, I plan to steal your man

- Shows Casting tape -

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"Imma bad bitch, imma imma bad bitch. My name's Vee"

"I just stand around and look hot for a living. I basically tan all day and eat sushi and look hot. And every so often get in front of a camera and look gorgeous. Ca-ching"

"Being from Queensland, it's kinda weird how it got a little more popular after RW3. It's even weirder that it was filmed a block from where I live... I wish I saw any of those bitches while it was being filmed, I would have snatched them."

"I'm bisexual I date men and women, but men are alot easier to get cash out of.. so I guess I stick mostly to men."

"For some reason I'm always more attracted to guys in relationships then single guys, I don't know why... I guess I'm just a home wrecker."

".............Yes I DID fuck Dorian. He can deny it all he wants, but Deja, if you're watching this. Bitch learn to please your man instead of bitch to him how you're always tired and the baby keeps you up all day"

"Deja is a washed up ghetto bitch. She looks like shit, and lives like shit, and all she does is clean shit. Ugly black bitch."

"Stealing a girl's boyfriend is the best revenge. It stings them to the core, and is something they'll never forget. Punching someone is trashy and weak. Leaving a bruise on someone's face for a week isn't going to hurt them as much when they see their former man, on my arm. -wink-"

"Off the market huh? Such a shame... a girl like me in a big city like this.. I can get a little lonely" she says seductively.


^Confessional - Vee

Ryder's hot, I just wanna fuck em and toss em.

"Maybe in another life" he jokes. Vee gives him a dirty look. "Whatever, I have the room key. Follow me" she demands as they approach the elevator.


^Confessional - Ryder

I've been with this girl for 5 minutes and she is already being sexually aggressive, even after telling her I have a girlfriend. Looks like a hoe to me.


-The Elevator-

"So am I hot?" she asks batting her eyes. "You fine as fuck, but remember... I'm in a relationship?"

Veronica giggles then booty pops randomly. "Can your girlfriend do that?" Ryder stands awkwardly... "Uhh". The Elevator opens. "We're here!" he says. "Boo!" Vee says pouting her lips.

The two roomies enter their apartment. "OH MY GOD HIIIIIIIIIII" yells Mosh as she rushes hugging them.

-Mean While-

A limo with two room mates pulls up to the palms casino. One black woman, and another a blonde white guy. "So.. you're the third one?" asks the black girl. "Yeah, I'm the third triplet"

"So it's Brian, Allen and...." "Rex" he says finishing her sentence.

^Confessional - Rex

I'm the third brother in the band "Stereo". My older brothers were actually featured on Real World Hawaii...

Brian...

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Confessional - Brian

-deep sigh- It looks like my time is up in this house. But I don't care. I came here to be a star and...that's exactly what I did. This is the Brian show, and will always be remembered AS the BRIAN show. I don't care. These girls didn't get rid of me, I left on my own accord, and I left with a bang. Allen, I officially hand you my crown as king of the house... do these bitches right. DONE.

And Allen..

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Allen wrote a letter to the remaining girls in the house that read:

DEAR CUNTS

Fuck you all! You were all fucking extras and fillers. You may have made it to the end, but you did NOTHING to stand out and be able to call yourselves stars! Karen you may look like a Blonde bimbo now, but you will always be a fat,disgusting,insecure, porn whore!
Liberty... You are the dumbest black bitch I have ever met in my life! I hope all your faith is a lie, and you die a painful death tomorrow and wake up burning in the fiery lakes of hell! Trish you were nothing more than a whore! I think you know that already. You are just a slut.... Nothing more. Okay Idk why I am even giving you bitches this note but... What ever... Dumb bitches....

Allen began to trash the house.

"I am... the dominant out of my brothers." "Brian thinks he's the leader just because he sings, and Allen is just the weakest. out of the 3 of us"

"I'm obviously.. the best looking -gestures to body-"

"Out of the 3 of us, I definitely get the most pussy. First of all, I'm white, blonde, and have blue eyes. Second of all, I'm in a band. Third of all, I'm a sex symbol, need I say more?"

"I'm used to being in charge, I don't get along with other dudes who are dominant. You can TRY to resist me, but I always come out on top."

"If I don't like you, I'm going to make everyone around me hate you, best believe it, I'm bringing HELL to you."

"There can only be one star...... me"

"So do you sing?" asks the black girl. "I play guitar, it adds to my sex appeal". The black girl rolls her eyes. "I'm sorry what was your name again?" asks Rex. "I've told you four times now... it's FeFe" she says growing irritated.


^Confessional - Rex

This first room mate I've met is boring, and black. I think she may be another bible freak.. which means I should probably get rid of her early otherwise I might be over turned towards the end of the show.

"Are you Christian?" Rex asks cautiously. "I am... are you?" she asks. Rex stares in panic at her.

^Confessional - FeFe

I'm so excited to be here in Vegas, meet new people, and have a good time. I'm just so READY.

- Show Casting Tape -

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHOHOHOHOH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHH" FeFe sings.

"THAT is why I wanna be on the Real World." "I've been a successful music producer, but my voice is better then 90% of the girls who are making it right now... and it's my turn.. I just know it"

"I really wanna pursue my dreams and finally become a singer. I have so much talent and potential, and I'm tired of waiting around"

"I've worked with Drake and Nicki Minaj, and still nothing..

"Coming onto the Real World... I know it.. this is my moment 4 life"

The two take the elevator to their apartment, where an awkward silence sweeps the ride.

^Confessional - Rex

I'm not really clicking with this tranny looking bitch. I mean, when you put someone as good looking as me with someone as ugly as.. Fofo, or fufu, or whatever her name is, it's only natural that she's not gonna say anything to me. She feels inferior.

The elevator stops and they walk towards the apartment.

Opening the door they see 3 room mates huging and meeting each other.

"Oh Wow did you guys just get here?" asks FeFe. "They just walked in like a minute before you" says Mosh.

Seconds later. Richie and Leigh walk in after. "THE PARRRRRRRRTTTTTTYYYYYYYY IS HEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEE" yells Richie.


^Confessional - Richie

I'm in the building, and it's time to show my roomies how to party like a rock star.


All of the room mates exchange hellos and introductions, as they finally get to explore their new apartment.

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"Wait there's only 7 of us?" asks FeFe. "There's always an eigth room mate.. he's gotta be a guy" says Ryder. "I'm picking my room with or without him" says Rex. Leigh gives Rex a glare.

"Yeah same" says Veronica.

The room mates scurry to choose a room.

"Do you wanna room with me?" Mosh asks Leigh. Leigh smiles "Sure baby girl"

^Confessional - Mosh

I asked Leigh to be my room mate only because.. these other girls look weird. FeFe has big man lips, and Veronica looks like a cunt.


"Looks like those two over there already settled and got their things out" notices FeFe. "I guess we're together" she says smiling at Vee. Veronica gives FeFe a disgusted glance.


^Confessional - Vee

WHY am I stuck with the UGLY GHETTO GIRL EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


"ahaha.... right" Veronica runs out of the room to find a guy to room with.

Ryder and Rex decide to room together. While Richie chooses the room to be stuck with the eigth bitch. "Richie please switch with me, I don't wanna room with her" Veronica pleads.

"Uhh, nah." Richie says continuing to unpack his stuff. "Please, I'll fuck you!" Vee begs.

^Confessional - Richie

Just from her offering that with me only knowing her for about 5 minutes, she's gotta have some creepy crawlies in that pussy wagon. sorry I'll pass!


Vee tries to work her charm on Ryder once more. "OOH MY GOD, PLEASE SWITCH ROOMS WITH ME" she begs. "I'll fuck you silly!" she offers. "Dude, I'm in a relationship!" he explains.

^Confessional - Rex

Vee is offering sex to trade rooms with her? Fuck yeah


"Uhhhh I'm single" Rex lies. "Switch with me!" she asks.

Suddenly the apartment doors SLAM open.

All 7 of the room mates gather around and are left with their mouths hanging. As what appears to be another girl enters the house. "5 girls?" wonders Ryder.

"THATS A MAN" yells Rex.

"Bitch more man then you'll ever be even after I get my 12 inch dick cut off" the tranny says batting his eyes.

- Shows Casting Tape -

"YES I AM A TRANNY, GET THE FUCK OVER IT"

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"Hi I'm Dominick Andrews" said the diva tranny as it strutted in with confidence.

"Ew dude that's disgusting!" yelled Richie

"Uh Oh Excuse me!" said Dominick.

"Oh uh uh this ain't gone happen boo boo!" said Dominick.

"Or what you're gonna slap me with me your 12 incher?" said Richie

-The guys laughed-

"Hey Nigga! Quit that homophobic shit and boss up!" snapped Leigh.

"Yeah! Like... I bet as a guy he's way hotter than you..." said Mosh.

"Hi I'm Leigh! Nice to meet you Dominick." said Leigh.

Dominick ignores Leigh.

"Hello Dominick?" said Leigh.

Dominick ignores her and twirls its hair

"Motherfucker you got me FUCKED UP!" said Leigh as she flipped her weave in disgust.

Confessional Leigh: I just defended this punk pussy ass fag and he is gonna ignore the Queen? Hell No!

"Ima slap this clown if he disrespect me I swear" said Leigh.

"Girl it ain't worth it" said Fefe.

Mosh remembered that Dominick introduced himself as Dominick Andrews and she immediately greeted him just the way he greeted her.

"Hi Dominick Andrews! I'm Mosh and I'm into S&M" said Mosh.

"Hey! Nice to meet you girl!" Dominick said so fakely.

"Nice to meet you too" said Mosh.

" You're hair is glammin and poppin btw" said Dominick.

"Thanks!" said Mosh as she shook her hair.

"Are you serious?" said Leigh.

"Okay baby girl! Since you did defend me... I'll tell you why I ignored you... It's because I only respond to Dominick Andrews, and blondie was the only one who got it right. Get it straight next time? K?" snapped Dominick.

" What ever... I feel disrespected" said Leigh.

"Honey child please" said Dominick as he strutted to go look for a room.

"Such a fag" mumbled Rex.

"I heard that motherfucker!" yelled Dominick in a strong manly voice.

Richie jumped back.

"Oh shit dude" laughed Rex and Ryder.

Confessional Rex: My brothers are going to clown me when they find out I was on a season with a transvestite. Like seriously? Why me man... Why me?

Confessional Mosh: I really like Dom dom... He seems really corky and different and that is just how I live my life. He isn't afraid to be him and I admire that. Dominick is no basic bitch.

On the other hand

Vee bumped passed Fefe in their room.

"Wtf! bitch can't you see me unpacking?" snapped Fefe.

" Stay out of my way black bitch" said Vee.

Confessional Vee: I don't like black women... They annoy me. They piss me off. They make me wanna puke. They need to understand that not even their own men want them.

Confessional Fefe: Vee seems like a racist... I don't play that shit! Ima tell Leigh and see how she feels about this racist hoe.

Vee then asked Dominick if she please take his bed

Confessional Dominick: I get a bad vibe off of Vee... She seems too cunty... Although Richie was mean to me... I will still keep my bed.

"Nah... JUST NOT TODAY" snapped Dominick

"Um okay... Fucking monster" said Vee

" I guess I'm stuck with the black bitch" said Vee saddened.

On the other hand

Fefe skipped into Leigh's room and said.

"Yo Leigh! Black chick to black chick... I think we got a racist in the house?"

"Are you kidding me!" said Leigh.

"Who the fuck is it?" said Leigh.

"Vee! Girls it's Vee!" said Fefe.

"Hold the fuck up" said Leigh as she grabbed some hangers.

Confessional Leigh: Do I have to fuck a hoe up on the first day?

Leigh then ran the hallway with hangers in hand.

"BOSS UP BITCH!"

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^Confessional - Leigh

My girl FeFe just told me that this broke ass white trash hoe Vee is hating on the sistas! Bitch have you looked around? You're out numbered HOE!


"LEMME KNOW NOW IF A BITCH HAS A PROBLEM WITH SOME SISTAS, SPEAK ON IT" Leigh yells in front of all the room mates. All of the room mates stay quiet.'

"You sure you aint got not somethin to say Vee?" Leigh asks. "Umm I don't think so" Vee says as she glances at her nails. "Well that aint what I'm hearing so bitch speak on it" Leigh says getting in Vee's face. "Excuse me! Some of us have class in this house, you don't need to yell and get ghetto"

"BITCH YOU IN A HOUSE WITH TWO OTHA SISTAS AND YOU WANNA CALL ONE "GHETTO"?" Leigh says yelling in Vee's face.

"GHETTO BITCH" Vee yells back.

"You must have me mistaken for your mother hoe, cause imma fuck you up" Leigh says as she's held back by FeFe.

"Enough, we're women!" says Fefe breaking the two up.

"This fake wannabe ass barbie. BOSS UP BITCH" Leigh says panting and raving.


^Confessional - Leigh

FeFe is the one to tell me this racist shit is going on in this house, and now she wants to tell me to calm down? Bitch don't talk about it unless your gonna be about it.



"Bitch you don't tell me to CALM DOWN? Your ass told me about her white ass being racist!" Leigh says calling out FeFe. "Leigh calm down!" FeFe pleas.

"DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN THIS IS ON SOME OTHER SHIT" yells Leigh.


^Confessional - Mosh

Leigh is acting a little irate... but she's my roomie, so I gotta have her back. -shrugs-



"It's not an issue no more, it's been addressed!" Fefe says. Leigh continues yelling. "IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE MATTER" she says doing gang signs. "Ghetto bitch!" Vee taunts. "MOTHA FUCKAS AINT READY, THEY NEVA BEEN" Leigh yells back. "Bitch you're lucky it's night one so I wont fuck your ass up." snaps Leigh


^Confessional - Rex

Leigh is acting like a typical ghetto girl from compton right about now. This isn't a black panther movement, this is the Real World, shut the fuck up.


"You guys aren't seeing the principle of the matter!" yells Mosh getting involved.

"Vee your racist, and FeFe, you're weak for not standing up for black women..." says Mosh. "THANK YOU" preaches Leigh. "So we're done discussing this, go to your rooms... your punished." demands Mosh.

Meanwhile the guys decide to get up and leave the girls to bicker.


^Confessional - Richie

I'm just gonna let the girls fight, me, Rex and Ryder are gonna check out Vegas.


"Our first night out, and the girls didn't even get to come" says Ryder laughing. "Yeah all 5 of them" says Rex. "Dominic?" asks Richie. "Dude that's a man, we have a fucking tranny on our season, dude, that's weird." explains Rex.

"Ahaha it is, he doesn't bother me much.. as long as he doesn't try to touch me sober or drunk" jokes Ryder.

^Confessional - Ryder

Even though we're in Vegas, I made a promise to my girlfriend and myself I wouldn't make a fool of myself on here, and try to keep the drinking at a moderate level.


"Yeah.. I don't know if I'm gonna drink tonight.." mumbles Ryder. "Dude don't be a pussy, it's the first night, DRINK UP" pressures Richie.

"The thing is I lose control drunk and I promised my girl back home I'd try to keep myself under control." explains Ryder.

^Confessional - Richie

If it's one thing I'm good at, it's convincing people to do shit.

"It's the first night, you're on the vacation, you're on the REAL WORLD. I'm sure she'll understand." explains Richie.

"Alright fine" agrees Ryder. "LETS GET FUCKED UPPP" yells Richie. "Hell yeah" cheers Rex, as the 3 guys get into the limo..

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" I swear Mosh!!! Fefe is a fake bitch!" said Leigh as she finished unpacking her last things."Yah I getchu" said Mosh.

"MOSH!! THE BOYS LEFT ME! SO JOIN ME!" yelled Dominic.

"Be right back girl!" said Mosh as she left Leigh alone and skipped to the living room with Dominic.

Confessional Leigh: I'm alone in this house, just like I am alone in the world. I have no problem with remaining independent.

"What's up Dominic Andrews!" said Mosh as she skipped up to Dominic.

"Hey girl! Like what the fuck? The dudes wanna leave me!!! I am a diva" said Dominic.

"Yes you are" said Mosh as she twirled Dominic hair.

"Can I hook you up?" asked Dominic.

"What... You mean my hair?" asked Mosh.

"Yeah! I can make you look so fetch!" said Dominic.

"Awesome!" said Mosh...

Mosh then took Dominic into her room.

"WOW you got some cool outfits!" said Dominic

"Yeah Ima furry" said Mosh.

"This bunny suit is so fetch! I love your style!" said Dominic

"Um why is IT in here?" snapped Leigh.

"Awww now Leigh bear... Leigh bear... That's not nice!" said Mosh.

"Yeah why you gotta be rude mama?" asked Dominic.

"I just don't want no slumber parties right now! NOT ON THE FIRST NIGHT!" yelled Leigh.

"Leigh please chill out hun" said Mosh.

"NO WE AIN'T GON DO THIS TODAY! NOT IN MY ROOM! GO TO THAT NIGGA'S ROOM BUT NOT HERE!" yelled Leigh.

Confessional Vee: I am all the way across the hall in my room, and I here that drama queen ghetto BITCH hollering. I can't stand Leigh!

"Leigh calm down!" said Dominic.

"JUST NOT TODAY!" said Leigh.

Mosh rolled her eyes and walked into Dominic's room.

Confessional Mosh: Leigh is making me dislike her.... She doesn't wanna make me her enemy.

"THIS HOUSE NEEDS TO BOSS UP!" yelled Leigh.

"Leigh your yelling is so unnecessary boo boo" said Fefe.

"Get on my level bitch!" said Leigh.

"Kiss my ass when I got a platinum plaque!" said Fefe

"I'M TRYING TO GO TO SLEEP PLEASE!" yelled a stubborn and angry Leigh as she turned off her lights and went to bed.

" *sigh* Finally the beast is asleep"mumbled Vee annoyed as she walked to the restroom

AT THE CLUB WITH THE GUYS

"THIS CLUB IS HEATED YO!" said Richie as he danced.

Rex danced in between two hot chicks.

Confessional Richie: For some reason... Rex is a real chick magnet! I don't like that! I don't like being outshined.

Richie went over and took one of Rex's girls.

"Come over with me sexy" said Richie.

"Ay dude! Not cool" said Rex very angrily.

Richie put up the middle finger to Rex thinking ex was kidding and continued dancing with Rex's stolen chick.

Confessional Rex: I am 10x worse than Brian! Idk what the fuck he thinks he is doing , but Ima flip out on his ass

Richie continued dancing with Rex's chick as Rex looked over at him and gave him the "I see you sign and neck slit sign"

Meanwhile

Ryder was in the corner by the bar with a whole bunch of hot chicks throwing themselves at him.

"Hey baby wanna dance" said a girl.

"Nah" said Ryder.

"Hey hottie! Wanna hook up?" said a girl.


"Nah Nah sorry" said Ryder as he tried to avoid all the pussy being thrown at him.

Confessional Ryder: Ima fucking bad boy! Do you know how hard it is to say no to these chicks? I love my girl friend but idk how long can last out here...

Ryder exited the club WITHOUT having ONE drink and sat in the limo...

Confessional Ryder: Ima just sit here until the guys are ready...

Ryder fell asleep in the limo depressed.

Meanwhile

Rex got a little drunk and more and more angry at Richie.

Confessional Richie: So first I thought Rex was kidding, but he seems really pissed.

"DUDE DON'T TAKE MY CHICK!!!" mumbled a drunken Rex.

"Dude your breath reeks of liquor! Your drunk! It's not that serious" said Richie.

Confessional Richie: Rex is just drunk... He is taking it too far.

"DONE!" said Rex in Richie's ear.

"Ugh that is so last season bro!" laughed Richie.

"You wanna laugh at me!!!" said Rex.

"Dude you look ridiculous..." said Richie.

The girls got scared and left both Rex and Richie to dance with other guys.

"Now look what you did!" said Richie.

"Now both our girls are gone! NICE GOING BRO!"

"NO FUCK YOU!" said drunken Rex as he pushed Richie hard.

"Woah woah!" said Richie.

"We are not having this! We don't care if you are apart of the Real World" said the bouncers as they escorted drunk Rex and sober Richie out.

"Dude that wasn't cool!" said Richie.

"What ever man!" said Rex.

Rex and Richie boarded the limo and woke Ryder up.

" What happened?" said Ryder.

"Fuckin Rex wants to act like a pussy ass baby cuz I took his girl! So we got escorted out the damn club" said Richie.

"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled an irate and fucked up Rex.

"Anyways why are you in here? Did you get fucked up?" Richie asked Ryder.

"Nope I didn't have one drop of liquor" said Ryder.

"Ugh you are sprung dude! You came to party!" said Richie.

"Dude I got a good girl back at home! I won't disappoint her again!" said Ryder.

Richie rolls his eyes....

Confessional Richie: I feel like these guys are lame... and it's the first night... FUCK MAN!

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The limo pulls up to the Palms Casino where the guys get out of the car. Richie and Ryder walk ahead while Rex is struggling to get out of the car.

^Confessional - Ryder

Rex is a mess. In the car ride all he did was slur random profanities and how he got cock blocked. This guy thinks who the hell he is. I may look like the calm one right now. But I'm a bad boy..


Richie and Ryder take the elevator alone together.

"Dude what is his problem?" Ryder asks. "Yo I don't know, but if he wants to have a pair of liquor balls every time something don't go his way when we're out.. there's gonna be issues." explains Richie. "No I know, but seriously is he for real, this shit on the first night?" asks Ryder.

"Dude he whispered "done" in my ear AHAHAHAH" laughs Richie. "Wow.." Ryder says rolling his eyes.

^Confessional - Richie

Rex, I'm a firm believer on second chances. And tonight you just used your first chance.. don't fuck up again.

The guys all finally enter their apartment. Immediately Leigh is furious for leaving her behind.

^Confessional - Leigh

In walks these doofy goofy and droopey lanky white boys from a swell old time out, while here's Leigh in some hooker boots and booty shorts, and I aint invited out?


"Thanks for the invite HOE" Leigh snaps at Richie. "Woah woah woah baby girl, you was having some drama so we dipped" explains Richie.

In walks Rex drunk and stumbling. "What is your problem bitch?" slurs Rex. "BITCH DON'T COME AT ME FOUL" yells Leigh.

^Confessional - Mosh

Leigh is yelling again? This is like the fifth time today! Gosh!

"What's the problem now!!!" Mosh says storming off with her hair half done clapping her hands. Dominic chases after her with a hair dryer in one hand and a vibrater in the other. "Girl wait!" he calls.

"They left us hung and dry mosh!" cries Leigh. "Okay I've had enough drama for ONE day!" snaps Mosh. "EVERYONE CAN WE PLEASE JUST GO TO BED!" demands Mosh. Everyone scatters to their rooms except Richie.


^Confessional - Richie

Mosh is a freak, so I'm trying to get it in where I can fit it in.


"Aren't you gonna go to bed?" ask Mosh. "I was gonna ask you stay up with me" Richie says charmingly. "Okay, let me just change into something more comfortable." she says prancing into her room. "Meet me on the balcony" she whispers.

Richie fist pumps his way to the balcony.

^Confessional - Mosh

All of the guys are hot, but... Ryder's got a girlfriend, and Rex has lots of STDs, so maybe Richie is worth giving a shot.


Mosh walks onto the balcony wearing lingerie

"Hiii, so what'd you wanna talk about" Mosh wonders. Richie blatently stares at her breasts. "Excuse me!" Mosh demands. "Oh uhh, I just wanted to know more about you.. btw sorry you got left behind."

"Oh it's okay.. ummmmmmmmm, I have a blunt, wanna smoke it?" she asks pulling a blunt out of her pussy.


^Confessional - Richie

This girl is a down ass bitch, pulling blunts out of pussies and shit.


Mosh lights the blunt, and the two smoke together and blunt talk the night away.

"Do you like S & M?" Mosh asks as the camera fades out.

-The Next Day-

The only room mate awake, Ryder is on the phone early to call and check in on his girlfriend Ayme.

"Babe?" Ryder asks into the phone. "Baaaabbbbyyyyy" says the soft voice on the other end. "I miss you so much already" he says. "Did you behave?" she wastes no time asking. "ahaha Yeah I didn't even drink." he says. "Okay.. good, I love you. behave" "love you"

^Confessional - Ryder

Ayme is the only person in the world to have ever fully accepted me as who I am.. she's my everything, and I definitely see me spending the rest of my life with her.

A knock on the door is heard.

"What the fuck" Ryder says under his breath as he looks through the peep hole, and see it's the Palms Casino hotel manager.

"May I come in? asks the Manager. "Sure" says Ryder. "Can you please get the rest of your room mates?" he asks.

^Confessional - Ryder

Through years of experience, typically if a hotel manager is asking you to get all your room mates up at the crack of dawn it's to tell us to get the fuck out. And if we get evicted on night two... -shakes head-


Ryder gathers each room mate. All of the room mates sit around tired and some hung over as the manager approaches them.

"Hello, I'm Adrian Muleuff. The Palms Casino Hotel Manager. I've come here to let you know, you guys will be the first cast to have a group job!" he says with enthusiasm.

A silence sweeps the room

cricket cricket cricket

^Confessional - Dominic

I came her to vacation.. and do some hair. Not work at this trashy casino!? Who does he think I am?

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EPISODE TWO

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"Okay now let me walk down here and evaluate each and every one of you" said Adrienne Maloof as she starred each of them down.



"Okay now I will assign each and everyone of you jobs!"

"You two will be promoting! You have the approachable cute blonde boy look..." she said to Rex and Richie...

"But you! Try to look less dirty..." she said to Rex.

"Okay now hun what's your name?" she asked Fefe.

"I'm Fefe!" said Fefe

"WHAT!!!?" asked Adrienne.

"FEFE!!!" said Fefe.

"I'm sorry I can't understand..." said Adrienne.

"It's Fefe" said Mosh.

"Oh ok Thanks" Adrienne said to Mosh.

"Yeah you work at the bar... You don't have to speak just listen for orders..." she said to Fefe as she gave her her uniform.

"You are a pretty attractive rugged looking young man! You work at the bar too!" shouted Adrienne as she shoved Ryder his uniform.

Confessional Ryder: Ugh! I am forced to work around alcohol and drunk hot girls AGAIN! It seems like this show is TRYING to set me up for failure.

"Now do you any of you ladies by any chance have any dancing experience?" asked Adrienne to Vee,Leigh,Mosh,and Dominic unknowingly that Dominic is a tranny.

"We do!"said the roomates Mosh and Leigh.

"Okay both of you will be GO GO dancers at the Palms Night Club!" said Adrienne as she shoved them slutty outfits.

"BUT YOU! MUST WEAR A WIG!" said Adrienne.

"No worries I have many in my office... but there all blonde, and you're black so idk how that'll work" said Adrienne again

"Nah! I aint covering my STYLE! THIS IS ME! and I aint changing me for nothing! If you don't like then that's your problem" said Leigh...

Confessional Vee: Gosh! Leigh is such a miserable stubborn bitch! I hate her!

"You can leave the Real World house if you decline my orders!" said Adrienne.

"Boss up!" said Leigh.

"I AM THE BOSS!" said Adrienne.

Legih then shut her mouth

Confessional Mosh: I was hoping to work with Dominic Andrews... I'm already roomates with Leigh and I'm not feeling her attitude, so it sucks that I have to work with her too!

"That leaves you two ladies!" said Adrienne to Vee and Dominic...

"Uhhh that's a man!" said Rex as he laughed.

Richie and Ryder chuckled as well.

"ASS WIPES!" said Mosh.

"Oh goodness!" said Adrienne.

"I can't have a tranny here..." Adrienne said to the producers.

"It's unprofessional... This wasn't in the agreement!" said Adrienne.

Confessional Dominic: Miss Maloof is a BEEYOTCH! I LOOK MORE LIKE A WOMAN THAN HER BOTOX FILLED FACE!

"Okay... Well the only job we have left for you two are Casino Cocktail Waitresses, which requires WOMEN! to dress in outfits like these"









"HEY WHERE IS MY ASSISTANT BELLA!!!" yelled Adrienne.

"I'm here Ma'am" said Adrienne's assistant Bella.

"TAPE HIS DICK AND SACK DOWN! WE CAN'T HAVE HIS PACKAGE SHOWING THROUGH THE COSTUME!" said Adrienne.

" Roger that Ma'am" said the assistant as she snatched Dominic.

"Wait what!?" said Dominic.

"Wow that's awful!" said Mosh.

"Life can be awful sweetie!" said Adrienne.

Rex laughed...

Meanwhile

Dominic began getting taped down by duct tape



"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! PLEEEASSSSEEE!!!!! IT HURTTS!!!!!!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHH" yelled Dominic in agony.

"STOP!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Dominic!

"THIS IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE!!!!!!!" yelled Dominic again...

"Dominic then waddled out the restroom...

"I can barely walk...." mumbled Dominic...

His face was red, he legs were far apart, and his eyes were filled with tears....

"MUCH BETTER!" said Adrienne.

"NO WAIT!" said Adrienne again quickly...

"YOUR ADAM'S APPLE IS HUGE!!!" shrieked Adrienne as she clutched her diamonds.

"Okay... You don't have to be a bitch though!" said Dominic with his voice cracking from crying earlier.

"Bitch is my middle name sugar!" said Adrienne.

"Yeah... No... We have to file it down." said Adrienne.

"WHAT!" shrieked Dominic.

Confessional Mosh: Awww poor Dominic.

Confessional Dominic: I have done research on this... Many transgenders do this procedure, and say that it is VERY VERY PAINFUL! I can't do this! I am terrified.

MORE INFO ON THIS:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chondrolaryngoplasty



"NO I'M NOT DOING IT!" yelled Dominic

"Tell him! TELL HIM!!!! IT'S IN THE CONTRACT!" Adrienne yelled at the producers.

"You must listen to Miss Maloof or you're off the show" said the producers.

"No worries... My husband is a plastic surgeon and he will do it for free... Tomorrow morning meet me down stairs!" said Adrienne.

A tear rolled down Dominic's face...

Confessional Ryder: Woah dude... I feel bad for Trans people... Dom has to get his dick and balls duct taped and now he has to get his Adam's apple cut down? SUCKS TO BE HIM!

"SO HERE ARE YOUR SCHEDULES! " said Adrienne.

Richie and Rex you must promote outside the hotel and pass out flyers and coupons from 9:00 am - 1:00 pm

so your day shift...

Vee I am giving you day shift as well with the boys, so you will be Cocktail waitressing in the Casino's from 9:00 am - 1:00 pm.

Now the rest of you have Night Shift!

Leigh and Mosh you will dance in our Go Go cages all night long with various breaks, from 9:00 pm - 1 am

"Awesome!" said Mosh.

"Gotcha!" said Leigh.

Fefe and Ryder you will work those bars for the same hours nonstop... 9:00 pm- 1 am

and Dominic... You will have night shift in the casinos all alone... BUT NOT TONIGHT! Because we have to get you to loom appropriate for the job.

said Adrienne.

"AM I CLEAR!!!" yelled Adrienne.

"Yes Adrienne!" said the cast in unison...

"NO NO NO!!! YOU WILL ONLY ADDRESS ME AS MA'AM OR MISS MALOOF! GOT IT!?" yelled Adrienne

"YES MISS MALOOF!" said the cast in unison...

"Goooood" said Adrienne as she looked at her watch...

"It's now 8:45 now day shift people GET READY! BOYS YOU CAN HIT THE STREETS EARLY! Here are your flyers! Vee go get changed in the ladies room! Let's get crackin! The rest of you who have Night Shift, go enjoy your day!" said Adrienne.

"Yes Ma'am" said the cast...

Ryder,Fefe,Leigh,Mosh,and Dominic all returned to the elevator to head back to the room.

"I'm so sorry for you" said Mosh as she rubbed Dominic's back comforting him on their way to the suite.

"It's okay..." said Dominic sadly.

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Returning to their apartment, the room mates are over whelmed from their first meeting with their new boss.


^Confessional - Dominic

I am a maybe, not a lady! So if Miss - Mapoop thinks I'm gonna shave my adam's apple before my doctor assigned it, the bitch can get a curling iron up her pussy. -flips weave-


"She's disgusting, and her face looks like it's melting!" says Dominic. "What's wrong, I thought you wanted to be a woman?" Rex taunts Dominic. Dominic rolls his eyes.

^Confessional - Rex

Dominic is a freak of nature, I just don't.. I just don't get why IT's here! There's nothing interesting about it!


"Rex are you a homophobe?" Fefe asks humbly. "No, not at all! I just think it's weird." he answer. "What do you mean IT?" snaps Dominic.

"I am so tired of your broke down wanna be ass!" snaps Dominic.
"I am a MAN, who is in the transition of being a woman! I AM A PERSON" yells Dominic.

^Confessional - FeFe

Dominic is finally standing up to Rex. I'm so proud of him.


"You're not a person, you're a fucking freak of nature, you're disgusting. You were born a man, STAY THAT WAY" yells Rex.

Richie and Ryder watch on the couch as the guys squabble.

"Rex, DID YOU WATCH LAST SEASON? YOUR BROTHER IS BI" yells Dominic. "He's not bi.. he was just messing around." Rex replies turning red.

"Rex, the reason you're so homophobic, is because you're gay! Look at you! Your hair is better then half the girls, your pants are tighter then mine, your GAY. Just admit it, and then we can make out" Dominic yells.

"I AM NOT GAY" Rex says throwing a vase at Dominic. He ducks quickly. "YOU MISSED" he yells.

^Confessional - Leigh

I am in the bathroom minding my own buisness when I hear some motha fuckas throwin shit in this house. This aint about to be on no Hawaii shit, this house is not gonna be busted by the time we leave.


"REX YOU AINT ABOUT TO BE THROWIN THINGS IN THIS MOTHA FUCKA" snaps Leigh running out of the bathroom in her towel.


^Confessional - Rex

It's time I up my HBIC factor.


"OR what? OR WHAT?" Rex says getting in Leigh's face. "Motha fucka BACK DOWN" she says.

"Alright that's enough!" yells Fefe breaking a fight up once again.

"NAW THIS DOOFY HOE WANNA GET ALL HARD IN THIS BITCH ON DAY TWO? GET THE FUCK OUT" yells Leigh. "GROW SOME HAIR CUNT" Rex yells as he storms out of the apartment.

Mosh walks out of the bathroom naked. "Did I miss something?".

Vee sits quietly with her hands crossed.

^Confessional - Vee

I thought I was gonna be the star instantly when I walked in here.. But Leigh is scary, and ultra ghetto, and I think she could beat everyone in this house up... as long as she's around.. we can't have fun!


Vee exits the apartment to follow after Rex.

- At the Palms' pool -

Rex smokes a cigarette outside to cool off, when he sees Vee approaching him. "Hey.. are you okay?" she asks. "I can't stand any of the girls other then you." he admits. "I totally get you!" she says. "Leigh.. is too ghetto for my taste! I really wish she'd leave... she takes up too much attention" Vee explains.

^Confessional - Rex

Vee has a good point, as long as Leigh is around.. I can't do what I wanna do because she's gonna get all crazy.

"We need to push her out" Veronica says sneakily. "Shouldn't be too hard, if no ones around to hold her back, she'll do something stupid, and then we'll never see her again" Rex says smiling.

^Confessional - Rex

My beef in the house is mostly with Dominic because he's a freak show and disrespectful. But Leigh is like the mother of the house, and she's up in everybody's business already. Once she's gone, I'll be able to quickly claim king of the house.



- Back in the apartment -


The rest of the room mates are sitting around the table enjoying lunch together before work.

"I'm a real ass bitch, and I aint playing shit with them two" says Leigh.

^Confessional - Richie

Rex and Vee are making a huge mistake coming off soo strong already. Sorry guys, but you are not in with the rest of the room mates. And I'm only going to help everyone hate you guys even more, too bad, this isn't the Brian show part 2.


"Last night when we went out, he whispered "DONE" into my ear, because some girl was dancing on me yo!" Richie says instigating. "Oh hell no! This is not gonna be the same shit as last season!" says Mosh. "I don't hate him, but he's gay himself.. and he needs to come to terms with it" says Dominic. "Vee is a racist.. SLUT" raves Leigh.

"They're both fake, and disgusting, a perfect match" says Mosh batting her eyes.

"So what do we do?" asks Ryder. "I say we do what they did to Brian last season and toss his shit outside, and say buh bye!" says Dominic.

"Nah too early, and too predictable" says Richie shooting the idea down.

^Confessional - Richie

If anyone is going to be sending anyone home, it's gonna be ME, when I say it's ok to send them home. Right now, I'm only with this group because I'm basically forced to.

"We'll just play it by ear" says Richie as he gets up and heads to work.

[S&M]

"OKAY COME ON VEE AND REX WE GOTTA GO TO WORK!!!" yelled Richie.

Vee and Rex trotted down the stairs...

Confessional Vee: I look silly in this dumb outfit... I hate it! It's so unsexy.

Vee began cocktail waitressing

and Richie and Rex headed outside the casino and began passing out flyers.

Back at the suite

"Okay now that they're gone! Let's discuss this shit!" said Leigh.

Confessional Leigh: Richie is gone say NO! As if he runs this shit! Bitch this is my house! If I wanna kicki out Rex then I can!

"Come on house meeting bitches!" yelled Leigh.

Dominic,Mosh,Ryder,and Fefe all gathered around.

"Ugh What do this bitch want!?" mumbled Fefe...

"Okay you all! Let's plan how we gone get Rex outta here!" said Leigh.

"I thought we agreed with Richie that that's lame and predictable." said Mosh.

"Richie is my SON! He don't run shit!" said Leigh.

"I am DOWN" said Dominic.

"Dominic Andrews! Shall we NOT!" snapped Mosh...

Dominic dropped his head and said

"On second thought... It is pretty lame and predictable" said Dominic.

"Yeah! Let's not be fake! Let's be real here" said Fefe as she clapped her hands.

"I'm getting sick of you bitch!" snapped Leigh.

"Den let's go hoe!" snapped Fefe.

"BOSS UP BITCH!" snapped Leigh.

"Bitch that aint no cool quote! You sound dumb hoe!" said Fefe.

"OKAY STOP IT!" yelled Mosh.

"No tell this bitch to boss the fuck up before I make her!" snapped Leigh as she clinched her fist.

"Hoe aint no one scared of you! I'm fro motherfucking Toronto bitch!" yelled Fefe as she began to pull her hair back.

"HAHAHAHA! I'm supposed to be scared of a wack ass cunt from Toronto!? AHAHAHAHA" laughed Leigh.

"OKAY ENOUGH!! ENOUGH ENOUGH!" yelled Mosh.

Fefe and Leigh then settled down.

"STOP FIGHTING! LEIGH WE ALL AGREE WITH RICHIE THAT THE IDEA IS RIDICULOUS AT THIS MOMENT! END OF STORY." said Mosh.

"All you bitches are pathetic!" said Leigh as she stormed up to her room and slammed her door.

Everyone else just starred at each other in silence.

"What a drama queen" said Dominic.

"Tell me about it!" said Mosh.

"I was dead serious..." said Fefe...

Back at the day shift downstairs

2 limousines pulled up at the front of the Palms while Richie and Rex were passing out flyers...

"Oh who could that be?" said Rex to Richie

"Dude did you fucking read the flyer that we are passing out?" asked Richie.

Rex looked down and it read "Young Money and Dirty Money preforms 2nite at the Palms casino"

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!" yelled Rex in excitement!

"Dude... as if we are going to be able to see them anyways... Get over it!" said Richie.

"NO I KNOW WEEZY AND I KNOW DIDDY!!!!" yelled Rex.

Confessional Richie: HAHAHAHA Rex is apart of a garage band.... I don't believe for one second that he knows Young Money OR Dirty Money.

In the first limo out walked Lil Wayne,Nicki Minaj,and Drake.

In the second limo out walked Diddy,and Dirty Money, and Cassie, and THE MILLIONAIRES!

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING HERE!!!?" yelled Rex freaking out.

"WOW The Millionaires are here too! They were all once in OUR shoes!" said Richie starstruck

"It reads Young Money and Dirty Money, NOT Young Money,Dirty Money,Cassie,and The Millionaires!" said Rex pissed off.

"Well I guess the Millionaires are closer to Diddy and Weezy than you hahahaha" laughed Richie.

"NO!!! FUCK THIS!!!" yelled Rex as he tried to run up, but continued being pushed back by bodyguards.

"GET BACK MAGGOT! GO MOVE OUT THE WAY!" yelled the bodyguards...

Adirenne looked down from her huge tower office and saw all the commotion outside threw her glass window...

"OH YES THEY'RE HERE!!!" clapped Adrienne.

"WAIT WAIT Why is ex fighting with security!?" shrieked Adrienne as she stormed down to the elevator.

Back downstairs...

"GET OFF OF ME SHEESH! I KNOW THEM! I KNOW THEM!!!" yelled Rex.

"LOOK KID! THERE S NO TIME FOR TALKY TALKY!" said the guards.

"BUT... BUT.... ugh!" said Rex.

Adrienne stormed down and pushed Rex back.

"JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING PEASANT!?"

"I'm I'm I'm I I... I know them!" Rex stuttered.


"NO! NO! NO! NOOOO!!!!!!!!" back to work!" yelled Adrienne.

Rex dropped his head and continued working.

Confessional Rex: I hate the damn Millionaires!!! They suck ass! They don't deserve to breathe the same air as Diddy or Weezy, or Nicki,or Drake, or even ME!

5 hours later...

The day shift was finally over...

Vee,Rex,and Richie continued upstairs back up to the suite.

"This is some BS!!!" yelled Rex.

"What was all that commotion down stairs! We saw people going Banana's from the view!" said Fefe.

"Young Money and Dirty Money are preforming tonight!" said Richie.

"WHAT!!! OMG!!! My boo's Drake and Nicki are here!!!" yelled Fefe in joy.

"Ima call Drake up right now and let him know I'm upstairs..." said Fefe...

Rex rolled his eyes...

"I just can't believe the Millionaires are with them!" said Rex.

"UGH THOSE BITCHES ARE HERE!?" yelled Leigh.

"Yah!" said Rex.

"Oh well they aren't coming to our room!" snapped Vee.

"I agree their season is OVER! No need to even communicate with them at all!" said Dominic.

"Drake you're here! You're here!!!" yelled Fefe into the phone.

"Ugh fucking hoe!" said Leigh as she rolled her eyes.

"Ugh too bad I won't be able to see you! I gotta fucking work tonight!" said Fefe into the phone again...

"Will you and Nicki be able to see me tomorrow morning?" asked Fefe...

Confessional Vee: Maybe I should befriend Fefe! I didn't know she had connections like Drake! I mean... That's amazing! I have always wanted to fuck him and Weezy Hell why not Diddy?

"WAIT WHAT!!! YOU CAN GET ADRIENNE TO LET ME OFF TONIGHT!!!!" cheered Fefe in joy as she humped up and down.

"WHAT!!!?" yelled Ryder.

"FUCK NO!!!" yelled Ryder again.

Confessional Ryder: Me and Fefe were both assigned bar allll night long non stop! Now she will party it up at a concert for free as a VIP! While I have to work the bar ALONE!!!"

"OH HELL NO!!!" yelled Leigh as she tried snatching the phone from Fefe's ear.

"STOP IT BITCH!!!" yelled Fefe..

"NO NO Not you Drake!" said Fefe.

Fefe swatted and pushed Leigh away...

"BITCH YOU GOTTA WORK LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!" yelled Leigh.

Fefe hung the phone up.

"NOT ACCORDING TO MISS MALOOF!!!" yelled Fefe in glee and excitement.

"Reeeaaaaaallly?" said Vee so fakely.

"Yeah really! I get to hang out with my fam!" said Fefe.

"Hey look... You are a pretty okay chick.... Sorry for treating you terrible when I first met you" said Vee.

"Oh thanks Vee." said Fefe...

"Yeah let's go pick you out an outfit!" said Vee

"Sure!... Wait you're off of work tonight... Wanna come with me?" asked Fefe.

"OH MY GOSH FOR REAL?!" yelled Vee in happiness.

"Yah!" said Fefe.

Confessional Vee: Hahaha Mission accomplished *evil grin*

Later one that night

Ryder,Mosh,and Leigh began getting ready for their Night Shift, While everyone else began getting ready for their NIGHT OUT!!!

Vee sprayed on some perfume and slipped on some sexy knee highs.

Fefe fixed her hair and pushed up her bra....

Dominic put on some make up and a cute little dress

Rex fauxhawked his hair and put on some guyliner

Richie put on his best party suit and shoes

Everyone then exited to the elevator...

but once they got down to the first floor they all went separate ways

Rex,Richie,and Dominic went to the club to party.

Mosh,Leigh,and Ryder went to the club to work

and

Fefe and Vee went to the Concert hall to hang out V.I.P with Young Money, Dirty Money,and the Millionaires.

Vee and Fefe stepped out on the scene while they were swarmed with Paparazi snapping photos of them...

A lot of socialites were there for the show!

Amber Rose, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Natalie Nunn, and even Miss Maloof was on the red carpet.

Fefe and Vee posed together looking expensive and ultra slutty.

Cassie and Dana then ran up to them.

"HEY FEFE HEY FEFE!" Drake wants you back here! they yelled as they pulled her to V.I.P

"Hey Dana! Hey Cassie!" said Fefe.

"So how does it feel to be in my shoes for once girl?" asked Dana.

"Lots of drama right Vee?" said Fefe.

"Yup the Real World is a crazy experience so far." said Vee.

"Any bitches of the house?" asked Dana.

"Ugh yeah this girl named Leigh!" said Vee.

They then arrived backstage at V.I.P where they sat down in a lounge area with all kinds of the finest drinks.

"HEY MAMA!" said Drake as he hugged Fefe.

"HEY BARB!" said Nicki as she hugged Fefe.

"HEY SWEETIE" said Fefe.

Confessional Vee: WOW Fefe is like an A list celebrity! I definitely did the right thing by putting my hatred for black chicks aside, and befriending her.

The Millionaires then approached.

"Hi there ladies!" said Allison.

"OMG HI ALLISON!!!!" said Vee like a little fan.

"You were definitely my fave!!!" said Vee again.

"Oh thanks!!!" said Allison.

"Wait aren't you the girl who fucked Dorian?" asked Melissa.

"Yeah I did" said Vee...

The Millionaires laughed.

"Yeah we hate that bitch Deja too!" said Dana.

"Didn't her and that bitch Britney send you home on All stars?" asked Vee.

Yah... fucking cunt!" said Dana...

All the girls laughed and talked...

"ALRIGHT YOU GUYS!!! I GOTTA OPEN THE CONCERT!" said Drake as he hit the stage with Lil Wayne.

Meanwhile

Back at the Palms club...

Richie and Rex were dancing with hot chicks having a good time

Dominic was shaking hiss ass on some gay dude

and Leigh and Mosh were going wild in the Go Go cages.

"HELL YEAH!!!" said Leigh as she dropped it like it was hot in the cage.

"THIS IS FUN GIRL!" said Mosh as she flipped he hair and bent over showing her ass.

Confessional Leigh: Ima stripper, so this shit is like training wheels for me! I am basically doing the same thing as stripping accept without a pole and taking off my clothes!

Ryder was at the bar doing drinks miserably.

"Hey baby! Can I have a sex on the beach?" asked a super hot babe as she danced sexily.

"Sure...." said Ryder.

"So you are a cute bartender! Single?" asked the woman.

"Nah sorry!" said Ryder.

"OH NO FUN! I mean what she doesn't know won't hurt her..." said the lady.

Ryder looked at the hot chick up and down and said...

"HEY I'M OFF AT 1:00 AM! Maybe we can hook up later"

"Oh SWEET!" said the chick.

Confessional Ryder: I love Amy, but Ima bad boy! Sorry baby...

HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS passed of partying and fun

Confessional Richie: This was the best night ever...

Confessional Rex: What a fucking night dude!

Confessional Dominic: Best night so far!

Confessional Mosh: I got to dance and party! Fucking awesome!

Confessional Leigh: This night was the bomb!

Confessional Vee: I partied with celebs and I got Drake's number! FUCKING GREATEST NIGHT EVER!

Confessional Fefe: I saw my fam and got to chill with them in VIP! I loved this day!

Confessional Ryder: Wow... I got drunk and I think I might have cheated on my girl friend =/


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