REAL WORLD FANTASY HOUSE 7

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- the next day -

^Confessional - Richie

It's been a little over a day since I've seen Mary or Vee. I wonder what they've been doing. But since theyre groupe whores, I wouldn't be surprised if they were sucking brett micheal's dick right now.

"Anyone seen Vee or Mary?" Richie says around the couch sipping coffee. "Nah" says Kyle reading a book. Leigh flips her weave ignoring the question.

"Whatever"

-the nexy day-

"Ok seriously, where are they?" wonders a concerned Kyle.

^Confessional - Kyle

I may have realized Vee and Mary are fake, but that doesn't mean I want them dead or something. Where could they have gone missing for 2 days?


-at the police county jail-

^Confessional - Mary

So it's been 2 days so now me and Vee are being let go. I feel fine, I mean this is nothing new to me. If anything this is like a vacation from the house.

Mary and Vee are let go from their cell and are given information on their court date.
Mary grabs her charge and exits flipping her hair. Vee on the other hand, looks at her ticket and cries, moping out the jail.

^Confesisonal - Mary

Poor Vee she looks like a bat outta hell. Mascara running, hair busted, eye lashes falling off, and in a run down bikini. She's a hot mess.

-2 hours later-

The two jail birds return to their apartment.

And notice no ones home.

^Confessional - Vee

I'm glad no ones home right now, because I honestly am just physically and emotionally exhausted right now.

"I'm tired" wines Vee. "Just go to bed already, you're just too much for me to handle being stuck with for over 48 hours" snaps Mary disgusted.

Vee puts her head down and strolls to her room.

^Confessional - Vee

I'm starting to see Mary thinks it's all about her. Looking back she never defends anyone, not even Rex! The only time she stands up is when she's fighting against Leigh. She's not an about it ass bitch. she's fraudulent.

[S&M]

Mary and Vee are sleeping and the other 3 roomates arrive back home later that night from a club.

"OH MY GOSH WHAT A NIGHT!" laughed Leigh as she stumbled in.

"That was so fucking fun!" said Richie.

The BLB were all laughing and making so much noise as they climbed the stairs.

Vee then woke up.

"Who the fuck is that making all that fucking noise!" snapped Vee.

"Just go back to sleep!" said Mary as she turned over in her bed.

"NO! That is rude and disrespectful of them to just bust in here like that!" yelled Vee.

Confessional Vee: I am TIRED! I have been in jail for 48 hours! I need my beauty rest, and for those inconsiderate bastards to storm in laughing and yelling like that! It pisses me off UGH!!!

Vee stormed out of her room and confronted the 3.

"I JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL A FEW HOURS AGO! ME AND MARY ARE TRYING TO SLEEP! HAVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT!" yelled Vee.

"Wait what jail?" said Kyle.

"YOU WERE IN JAIL!!!?" yelled Richie.

"Yeah jail! We were arrested for indecent exposure, and this bitch Leigh knew!" snapped Vee.

"Haha bitch... I am tipsy and I am not in the right mindset to argue, so get out my way" said Leigh as she attempted to bump past Vee.

but Vee wasn't going to lay down that easily.

"NO! You need to apologize!" snapped Vee.

"Are you serious?" said Leigh as she tried to get passed Vee again but Vee blocked her.

"AY MARY COME GET YOUR SIDEKICK!" yelled Richie.

Mary rolled out of bed and said "Hey Vee.... It's fine... Let's just go to bed, and avoid drama"

"No! This bitch isn't just going to bump passed me! She disrespected me!" said Vee.

"Bitch I aint in the mood! I am gonna fuck you up!" yelled Leigh.

"BITCH YOU COULD HAVE BAILED US OUT!!!" yelled Vee.

"Did you think for one second that I was going to bail you guys out? Bitch you spit on me TWICE! You are lucky you are even breathing!" yelled Leigh.

"We don't have to argue with this angry bitch" said Mary as she tried to pull Vee away.

"Bitch... I just had a fun night with Richie and Kyle! I ain't angry! Who are the ones getting mad getting in my face right now? Yous two!

"Okay enough is enough!" snapped Kyle as he went to his room and went to sleep.

"Oh where are you going stupid pig!? You should apologize too!" snapped Vee.

"I am tired!!! This is nonsense! We had fun tonight and you all are messing everything up!" said Kyle.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP LITTLE DICK!!! YOU HAVE A LITTLE DICK!!! IT IS LIKE 3 INCHES!!!" yelled Vee.

"You weren't saying that that night!" said Kyle.

"HA! I lied because you are insecure! You needed an ego boost jerk off!" Vee yelled.

"You guys!!! This is out of control... I just wanted to have fun tonight!" said Richie.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" snapped Vee at Richie.

"You know what bitch! I am gonna fuck you up right now!" said Leigh as she charged toward Vee.

"I have nothing to do with this!" said Mary.

Leigh then swung a drunken blow but Vee ducked and Leigh hit Mary by accident.

"Oh hell no!" yelled Mary as she grabbed Leigh's hair and began hitting her.

"BITCH!" yelled Vee as she helped Mary punching Leigh.

Leigh was drunk and double teamed so she could only buck around and try to get loose from Mary and Vee.

"GET OFF OF HER NOW!!" yelled Richie.

The producers then plied Mary and Vee off of Leigh.

Mary then walked off with a chunk of Leigh's half weave in her hand and she threw it to the side.

Confessional Leigh: These stupid bitches always double team me! I was fucking drunk too! Wait till I am sober and I get them alone! I am going to fuck them up UGH!!!!

"I want her to go home!!! She hit Mary first!" yelled Vee.

"If you didn't insist on coming out here and starting trouble with them, this would have NEVER happened! You just HAD to start this!" said Mary to Vee.

"But they disrespected us!" said Vee trying to justify her actions.

Confessional Mary: I am getting sick of Vee! I climbed out of bed trying to help her ass, and then i get hit in the face!!! This face can't get hit! It is too pretty to get hit.

"Ugh my cheek is turning purple!" said Mary as she went downstairs to put ice on it.

"Can we go to sleep now!" said Richie as he went in his room.

"Wait why is Leigh not going home for hitting?" yelled Vee.

"That is up to Mary" said the producers.

Mary walked back upstairs with the ice on her cheek.

"Mary the producers said you can send Leigh home since she hit you first!" said Vee.

"That isn't fair! They provoked me!" cried Leigh.

Richie and Kyle hopped out of bed.

"Nah that ain't right producers! You can't give Mary that power!" yelled Richie.

"We have to... It's the rules." said the producers.

"Well I mine as well pack my shit, because I ain't beggin no bitch!" snapped Leigh.

"Oh you not begging me?" laughed Mary.

"Nope!" said Leigh trying to keep her pride.

"NOOOO!!!" Kyle cried out.

"Well then go home" said Mary.

Leigh's eyes began to well up with tears, but she didn't show the sadness in her voice.

"Yo Ima miss ya'll" said Leigh as she hugged Richie and Kyle.

Kyle began to cry.

Richie held on to Leigh for a long time.

"Be strong!" said Leigh as she held Richie.

"This is fucked up"said Richie.

"It's cool dude... Don't feel bad for me! I'm good!" said Leigh trying to keep it strong.

Leigh packed her bags and got her coat.

Confessional Leigh: I came in this house a bad bitch and I am leaving the baddest bitch! Those bitches did a punk move! Always ganging up on me, neither of them could face me! I will always love Richie, but the rest of those bitches can kiss my black ass. I am going back to life as I know it, and that is making paper, and seducing men. Bad bitch out!

"Oh and since I ain't a roomate no more..." said Leigh as she walked into Vee and Mary's room.

"FUCK YOU BITCHES BLOOD!" yelled Leigh as she began fucking Mary up! She pounded Mary in her face, and began choking her....

"AAAAHHH!!! GET HER OFF OF ME!!!!" yelled Mary as Leigh continued beating the shit out of her.

Vee tried to help, but Leigh elbowed her in the nose knocking her too backwards.

Leigh then kicked Vee in the ribs and spit on her on the ground.

The producers then stepped in one final time and pushed carried Leigh out.

"ENOUGH! ENOUGH!" yelled the producers as the carried Leigh out the door.

"YEAH I FUCKED YOU BITCHES UP! NOW WHAT!" yelled Leigh.

Richie and Kyle looked at Leigh and gave her a thumbs up for beating up Mary and Vee.

"MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Mary crying.

"MY NOSE IS BROKEN!!!!" yelled Vee crying.

Leigh then got in the van and said "BOSS UP HOE!" as she pulled off.

[CLAYBAYBAY]

4 DAYS LATER.



The sun is rising, on a warm sunny day in Vegas, as the 4 remaining roommates are rising.

^Confessional - Kyle

So I wake up this morning, and I'm honestly wondering how things have gone down the way they have.. We are inching closer and closer to the end of our time in this house, and There's only 4 of us here. Richie and I are kinda cool? But I know he doesn't like me..

Kyle walks out and begins making Coffee and watching television, as Mary emerges from her room with a neck brace, an eye patch, and a cast on her wrist.

Kyle laughs inside his head and turns the channel.

^Confessional - Richie

So I don't know what the FUCK I'm supposed to do at this house now... Kyle, cool and all but... Leigh was my girl, my friend and now she's gone.

Everybody sits around the table and eats breakfast in complete and udder silence, and Vee keeps itching the face mask she has over her nose.

Mary walks into her room, and Vee walks in shortly afterwards.


"Look, Im moving to Vee's old room.." Mary said. "Why...?" Vee asks.

"Because, I need a break from you." Mary says, as she begins putting things into a bag to carry across rooms. "What are you saying?" Vee says.

"I'm saying, you're full of drama! You start fights, you are the one who got our asses beat! This is why I DONT LIKE GIRLS!" Mary says.

"Whatever then, you arent perfect yourself" Vee says, and slams her door as Mary walks out.

^Confessional - Mary

Im just done . THIS IS WHY GIRLS ARE DUMB CUNTS


Mary lays down in her new bed, and now all 4 roommates are in completely different rooms.

^Confessional - Kyle

Literally, NONE of US like EACHOTHER. And Richie is fake, I treated him SO nice, and now hes gonna sit there and tell me he only likes Leigh and yadda. Okay, then leave the house!

Vee walks into Kyle's room.

"I was actually gonna talk to you..." Kyle says.

"Okay well I wanna talk to you too!" Vee says, and sits on Kyle's bed and rests her hand on his leg.

^Confessional - Vee

Im feeling really alone now.. Mary is a bitch, and I hate Richie...I don't like Kyle either, but if I fuck him he forgets everything.

"I don't like how Richie is acting lately, and I think he needs a reality check.." Kyle says, and Vee nods her head. "I mean think about it, you , ME, and MARY could run him out, and then have a BLAST in a glass as the final three" Kyle explains. "Yeah.. but..." Vee continues.

"Mary and I are not talking right now.." Vee says.

"I know, I want to talk to her and see if she can put her differences aside... If we can all get along, and run Richie out of here, the last negative person is GONE, and there will be NO more drama." Kyle says.

^Confessional - Vee

Kyle makes a valid point. Without Richie, there is no more negative bitches left and we can all get along like when we were before, just without Rex


Kyle gets up and walks to Mary's room, and opens the door.

"Hey, could you come to my Room for a minute?" He asks, and Mary gets up and proceeds to his room.

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"What's up" Mary asked Kyle as he walked in her room.

"Oh nothing... Just wanted to pull you aside and speak to you." said Kyle.

"Oh okay... So what's good?" asked Mary.

"Well remember when we were all a crew? BEFORE Rex's family came and broke us apart?" Kyle asked Mary.

"Of course I remember!" snapped Mary.

"Well now that Rex is gone, why don't me you and Vee all become tight again?" said Kyle.

"Weren't you TEAM RICHIE? & besides.... Me and Vee are like separated right now" says Mary as she laughs out loud.

"Well... Richie has told me that he doesn't like me as a friend. We are just cool with each other. He never considered me a buddy! Just a number on his side." said Kyle.

*Mary flipped her weave*

"LOOK MARY! What I am saying is.... Richie is the ONLY negative guy in this house! If we get him out then it will be us 3 again! We can finally be at peace" said Kyle.

"What do you mean?" Richie snapped as he walked in.

Confessional Richie: So I overhear Kyle telling Mary something about getting me out the house... I am confused because I did nothing to this kid! Just because he means nothing to me, he thinks I am being negative? Nah he needs to shut the fuck up!

"Dude you were riding on my coat tails!" snapped Richie.

"What!? I was never riding on your coat tails! I just thought you were cool!" said Kyle.

"No just because we both had a common hate for Rex you thought that automatically made us bff's!" Richie said.

"You know what... You are an asshole!" snapped Kyle.

"Glad to be one... Also I'd like to see you try to get me out the house! Just try! Get egg on your face!" said Richie.

"Oh we will see who has the last laugh asshole!" said Kyle.

"Please NEW GUY!" said Richie

"I'm not the new guy anymore... So watch out!" said Kyle.

"Whoa and I thought me and Vee's friendship was rocky." said Mary.

"FOR THE 100TH TIME! WE AREN'T FRIENDS!" said Kyle and Richie in unison.

Confessional Mary: Kyle and Richie should both just have butt sex and then they will be better... Aren't they both gay? *fix's boobs*

Confessional Kyle: The talk with Mary went no where! She is a difficult cunt! Also Richie walked in and heard everything... Now idk what to do.

1 hour later...

a person with high heels was walking toward the suite.

Confessional mystery person: I am back! I technically was never kicked off the show! Everything was a big misunderstanding, and I was going through a train wreck period, but now I am rejuvenated and better than ever.


DOM

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DOMINIC was back in the house! He twisted the door knob and walked in the door.

Confessional Dominic: Plus the producers told me who were remaining, and I am like THIS SHOW NEEDS ME! Oh haha Mary and Vee! You think Leigh kicked your asses? Wait till hurricane Dominic comes for you. I'm not down and sad anymore!

TO BE CONTINUED

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Dominic struts up to the door, and walks in.

"BITCH" He screams, but nobody comes running.

"Where the fuck is everybody? this is like a ghost town.." Dominic says.

Richie walks out and spots Dominic.

"WHAT THE" Richie says, and Dominic yells



and embraces Richie.

"Wow, dude! IM SO happy to see you!" Richie exclaims.

^Confessional - Richie

Dominic is back! I have never been more excited to see a friendly face around here!

"Im back! " Dominic says, and asks "wheres kyle?!"

"We arent talking, hes become a bitch" Richie says.

"Oh stop, we can work this out.. it needs to be us 3!" Dominic says. "Look... " Richie says, trying to explain but Dominic runs into Kyle's room.

^Confessional - Dominic

So i am SO happy to be back, but I hope Richie OR KYLE hasn't befriended Mary or Vee, because then they would be flip floppers and that would PISS me off.

"boo!" dominic says, and Kyle jumps up. "HEY!" he yells and hugs Dom.

^Confessional - Kyle

What the hell is dominic doing here.. nonetheless, im happy to see him!

^Confessional - Mary

So I walk out and i See Dominic's tranny self. Normally, I would raise hell. but im too the point where i just DONT CARE. *flips hair*


Dominic begins moving his stuff in to Richie's room.

^Confessional - Dominic

I can't wait until that BITCH Vee sees me! I hope she shits herself.

Vee walks out and spots Dominic. "bluck" she says outloud, making a sound of disgust.

"thats right bitch!" Dominic says, and shakes his ass in her face.



^Confessional - Vee

So Dominic is back. Whatever, hes a tranny mess and will have another break down soon. Until then, Ill continue sucking up (literally) to Kyle, and work things out with Mary.


LATER THAT NIGHT


Kyle gets a call from his at home girlfriend.

^Confessional - Kyle

So I have a girlfriend at home.. her name is Rachel. We have only been dating for 5 months, but she means alot to me and I know i have cheated but I plan on working that out when I get home..


"Listen, I'm not a dumbass! My friend Carrie told me she saw you hook up with some girl, did you forget I used to live in Vegas dumbass?" Rachel scolds Kyle.

"Baby, thats a lie! who?"

"The one with the black and blonde hair!" Rachel says, and Kyle knows someone saw him with Vee. "IM DONE" Rachel says, and hangs up the phone.

Kyle sulks his head and begins getting very down on himself. Vee walks up to rub his back and comfort him, as Kyle explains what happened.

Dominic stares on in disbelief.

^Confessional - Dominic

are you SHITTING ME? I have only been back for 3 hours and I see Kyle and VEE being friends? Kyle is F A K E !

"Im sorry" Vee says, and Dominic walks up to Kyle after Vee walks away.


"WOW, YOU FAKE RAT" Dominic says.

"What?" Kyle asks.

"ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH HER? ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH HER" Dominic continues asking.

"Yeah.." Kyle says.

BAM!

[S&M]

After Dominic STRIKED Kyle he ran into the main room chasing after Vee."DON'T THINK I FORGOT WHAT YOU BITCHES DID TO ME!!! I WAS WEAK THEN, BUT NOW I SHOULD FUCK YOU BITCHES UP!" yelled Dominic.

"Oh Dominic shut the hell up! We made you crack! We made you leave! Get over it! You lost!" snapped Vee.

"Bitch I didn't leave because of ya'll! I left because I thought Leigh was leaving, but I later found out she wasn't! It was a misunderstanding!" yelled Dominic.

"Oh yeah?! Well Leigh is gone now! SO POOF! GO AWAY!" snapped Vee.

"Yeah she's gone for whooping you and that cunt Mary's ass!" yelled Dominic.

Confessional Mary: So I am sitting in my room, wearing my bikini, and I hear Dominic say "MARY" bitch don't mention me unless you're talking to me! I don't like when people say my name behind my back.

Mary then ran downstairs clapping.

"SHUT THE HELL UP HE SHE AND GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM! DON'T FUCKING BRING ME INTO THIS SHIT BECAUSE I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING TO YOUR TRANNY ASS!" yelled Mary.

Dominic flipped his weave.

"BITCH You look a fucking mess with that bikini and bandages on! You look like a fucking California Mummy" laughed Dominic.

"Oh haha very funny! I look good! You look like a mess everyday all day!" snapped Mary.

Kyle then walked in the main room and said "YOU ALL CALM DOWN! STOP FIGHTING!"

"No asshole! You are a fake ass... Don't tell me to calm the fuck down!" snapped Dominic.

"Look Dominic! First of all, I could have sent your ass home AGAIN for hitting me in the face, but I ain't no pussy! I can take a hit! Second of all, We were never even that close to begin with..." snapped Kyle.

"You're right! We were never close! You were an extra then, and you are an extra now!" said Dominic.

"I AIN'T NO EXTRA FUCKING FREAK!!" yelled Kyle.

"Haha Freak? I have heard it all before! Yous all have called me every name in the book! Those insults don't hurt me" said Dominic.

"Ahaha I bet they do MONSTER!" laughed Vee.

"That's right I am a Monster! I love Lady Gaga... I am her biggest fan! I am a Monster" laughed Dominic as he shook his ass.

"EW someone make this tranny stop shaking it's ass! It makes me wanna puke!" snapped Mary.

Kyle and Vee began laughing.

"Let's chant it you all!" said Vee.

"DOMINIC IS A DISGUSTING WEIRDO!" yelled Vee.

"DOMINIC IS DISGUSTING WEIRDO!" yelled Vee and then Kyle joined in.

"DOMINIC IS DISGUSTING WEIRDO!" yelled Vee and Kyle and then Mary joined in.

"DOMINIC IS DISGUSTING WEIRDO!" yelled the fake 3 in unison.

"DOMINIC IS DISGUSTING WEIRDO!" they all yelled again.

Confessional Dominic: I never wanted this to happen...Especially on my first day back, but Diamond is coming out!

Dominic ran in the kitchen and got some knife and then started to swing it at the fake 3.

"NO! NO! CALM DOWN!" yelled Kyle.

"WHOA! SOMEONE GRAB HIM!!!" yelled Mary.

"YOU ARE A PSYCHO TRANNY!" yelled Vee.

"I WILL CHOP YOU BITCHES TO PIECES!" said Dominic as he swung the knife.

"HEY DOMINIC CALM DOWN!" yelled Richie as he grabbed him and held him down.

"but Richie these bitches think it's ok to insult me! IT'S NOT OKAY!!!" yelled Dominic.

"It's okay Dominic! They aren't worth it!" said Richie.

Dominic looked in Richie's eyes.

"I love you..." said Dominic.

"Wait what?" said Richie as he let go of Dominic.

"I I I I mean... You're right! They aren't worth it!"

"Yeah... Now let's go relax in my room!" said Richie as Dominic took a breath and followed along.

"GO HAVE BUTT SEX!" laughed Vee.

"Shut up cunt!" said Richie.

Richie and Dominic ran upstairs to chill out...

Meanwhile the fake 3 all set outside for a smoke.

"We all actually worked together..." said Kyle.

"Yeah... It was like old times when Rex was here" said Mary.

"Now do you get what I was saying! now do you see we all need to be cool?" said Kyle.

"Yeah..." said Vee as she blew cig smoke.

"Well tomorrow I wanna take you guys surfing! Ima surfer so... I wanna see if we can take a road trip together to LA and go to the beach!" said Kyle.

"OMFG THAT IS AWESOME!!!" said Mary.

"YES!! Me and Mary can meet some Cali boys and wear our bikinis!" said Vee.

"BUT TRANNY AND HIS OWNER CAN'T COME!" said Mary.

"Oh of course not... Just us 3!" said Kyle.

Confessional Kyle: I called for a a road trip to LA! It's just 3 hours ... Besides we need a break from Richie and Dominic! I wonder what they'll do while we are on our surfing trip... I won't be surprised if they turn on each other before we come back.

This is gonna be a crazy fun trip said Vee as she blew cigarette smoke.

END EPISODE

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EPISODE NINE

^Confessional - Richie

Dominic is randomly back, and I'm happy but the drama just sprung back to life like nothing! I'm going to take control and set things right.

"HOUSE MEETING" calls Richie. He and Dominic sit together in the living room, as the fake 3 stroll into the room in their bathing suits.

"Do we really need a meeting like right now?" complains Vee.

"Take a seat." Richie says firmly. Kyle, Mart and Vee take their seats.

"We have only 2 weeks here left, there's no point in sitting here arguing screaming fighting. From this point everything is SQUASHED and we ALL have a good time." Richie preaches while Mary sees Richie in a new light.

^Confessional - Mary

I've never really gotten to know Richie since we've always been on opposing sides int he house. I mean he was cool for the first five hours of knowing him, but after this meeting it seems like I FINALLY Have someone on page with. I'm not trying to baby sit Vee, and I'm not trying to form a clique lead by some high school kid. I'm trying to have a good time.


"Who's with me?" he asks. Dominic at first looks around at everyone then raises his hand.

^Confessional - Dominic

I may hate the fake 3 more then anyone in my life, but Richie... I've come to realize he's a STAR. And my future husband, so I need to listen to what he wants. And if he wants peace, I'll give him peace!


"I am too" says Mary. Vee and Kyle give shocked glances. "Well um, I.. just.. um......." says Vee in panic. Mary and Kyle both give her looks.

"I guess I'm down..." she says. "This is bullshit Richie, I was just about to be leader of the house, I was gonna take over! Why does it ALWAYS gotta be about you, and everything's gotta be by your order!!!! I'm sick of it!! You told me we're not even your real friends!" Kyle says having a melt down.

^Confessional - Richie

I don't get Kyle right now. He went against me because I said he wasn't my real friend yet? Were Vee and Mary ever really friends with him? Lets review the tape please. 1. Didn't Vee and Mary never jump in Kyle's arguments? Yes. 2. Wasn't I right there defending him when Rex was in his face? Yes. This kid needs to get real.


"Kyle.. just because I didn't consider anyone as close to me as a real friend like Leigh and Dominic were doesn't mean I would never let anyone else become my friend..." says Richie shaking his head.

"I was your friend, and am willing to be your friend. Just trust me" Richie says. Kyle turns beat red as Richie hugs him tightly.

^Confessional - Kyle

When Richie hugged me.. I instantly got a rush of feelings. I realized... he really was the only one who's had my back and been the realest this whole time. I've been an asshole... he's also.. kinda cute.. i mean kinda cool.. kinda cool..


"So lets go out together for a change!" proposes Dominic. "Well I was taking them surfing, we're road tripping! Wanna come?" offers Kyle. "Hell yeah we do"

Richie and Dominic change, and the five room mates head out the door in unison.

[S&M]

All the roomates hopped in the limo and headed to a rent a car place.

"Okay so we need a big car for all of us!" said Mary.

"I am thinking a Hummer!" said Vee.

"Hell yeah!" said Kyle.

They all went into the rent a car place and paid the money and Richie got the keys in his hand.

"I GOT THE KEY BABY LET'S GO!!!" said Richie as they pulled off in the hummer.



"Woohoo!!!" yelled Vee and Mary as they took their tops off in the back seat and shook their tits.

If you get tired of driving, then just let me know and pull over, and I will drive for you!" said Dominic as he rubbed Richie's groin area.

"Um... Okay" said Richie.



"Okay we are out of Vegas and on our way to Cali" cheered Kyle.



"This is going to be awesome! I can finally wear my swimsuit at the appropriate time!" said Mary.

Confessional Richie: Me and my roomates are finally all getting along, and we are on a fucking road trip to LA! Who would have thought that it would happen like this?

"Richie let Dominic drive! Let's smoke a bowl!" said Kyle.

"A bowl??? Nah a blunt" said Richie.

"Yeah what ever! Come to the backseat with me, Vee and Mary and let Dominic drive. " said Kyle.

"NO I wanna sit with Richie though!" said Dominic

"All right well... You drive Vee and Mary sit in the passenger side." said Kyle.


"All right!" said the girls.

They pulled over...



Vee and Mary switched drivers and passengers seat with Richie and Dominic, and Dominic and Richie went to the backseat to smoke with Kyle.

"OKAY LET'S PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL!" said Vee as she pulled off onto the freeway.



"Whoa Vee you are going too fast!" said Richie.

"Oh boy be quiet! FAST IS GOOD!" said Vee as she accelerated.

"Girl maybe you are going kind of fast!" said Mary.

"Sweetie! There ain't no one on this highway but us and some tumbleweed. Why not speed it up?" said Vee as she drove with her top off.

A trucker passed by them and saw Mary and Vee in the front seat with their boobs out and honked.


*HOOOOOOOONK!!!!!!!!!* said the truck



"YEAH BABY!!!" yelled Vee and Mary as they honked back.

On the other hand

Kyle and Richie were lighting up in the backseat.

"I wanna try!" said Dominic.

"Are you sure you can handle this?" asked Richie.

"WHY NOT!" said Dominic as he snatched the blunt and inhaled so hard that his eyes turned instantly red.

Dominic began coughing all over the place and wheezing.

"I CAN'T BREATHE!!! MY CHEST IS BURNING!" yelled Dominic.

Richie and Kyle were high so they laughed....

"THIS IS LIKE THE BEST ROAD TRIP EVER DUDE!" laughed Kyle.

"Yup!" said Richie as he took another hit of the blunt and blew out circle shaped puffs.

1 hour into the trip

The sun began to set and Vee was getting tired of driving...

Everyone else was sleep...

Mary was sleeping in the passenger seat

and Richie was sleep in the back with Kyle and Dominic also asleep on his lap.

"Mary! MARY WAKE UP!" said Vee.

"Wha? What!?" snapped Mary as she hopped out of her nap.

"Can you drive girl? I am tired?" said Vee.

"Sure where are we?" asked Mary.

"We are in Victorville California..." said Vee.



"Oh okay what ever..." said Mary as she switched seats with Vee.

Vee then fell asleep and Mary began driving.

Confessional Mary: So we just arrived to CA, but we still got like 2 hours before we get to LA... So Vee ask me to drive but I am still kind of sleepy.

As Mary drives she yawns and falls asleep on the wheel.

and BOOM!!!!!!!

They go off the side of the road.

"AAAAHHH!!!!" yelled Mary.

"OH SHIT!" yelled Richie.

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!?" yelled Kyle

everyone jumped up in a panic.

Then the car finally came to a stop.



"OH MY GOD MARY LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!?" snapped Vee.

"Now how are we gonna get to Cali?" cried Kyle.

"Don't worry guys! I see a mechanic shop about a mile away!" said Dominic as he pointed.



All 5 roomates then walked a mile over in the blazing California sun to Raul's auto center.

"ANYONE HERE!!!" said Dominic as he beat on the door.

"HI I'M RAUL!" said a cheerful mechanic.

"Hi sir... Well wee need you to pick up our wrecked Hummer and fix it for us! You see we are on our way to LA, but we kind of fell off the highway." explained Dominic.

"Oh well okay sure!" said Raul.

Raul then drove the cast over the the wrecked Hummer and took a look at it...

"OH GOODNESS...." said Raul.

"What!? You can't fix it?" asked Kyle in a panic.

"NO NO! I definitely can fix anything! This will just be like 25,000 dollars!" said Raul.

"WHAT!!!?" yelled the cast in unison.

"Look Mr. Raul... There must be some other way!" cried Kyle.

"Well... I haven't had a woman in some time..." said Raul scratching his head.

"Richie and Kyle looked at Vee and Mary.

"Don't look at us!" snapped Mary.

"YOU GOT US INTO THIS! SO JUST FUCK HIM! YOU ARE A WHORE ANYWAY!" yelled Kyle.

"Excuse me! I am a lady" said Mary.

Everyone laughed.

"What about Diamond!" said Mary pointing at Dominic.

"What? You mean Domi" said Kyle about to say Dominic's name but Vee cut him off.

"HUSH HUSH!" said Vee.

"Diamond is hot isn't she Raul???" said Vee.

"Richie quickly caught on and played along.

"Well she is a sexy Latina! You know Me Gusta Latinas! Ven Conmigo Senorita!" said Raul.

Confessional Dominic: So my roomates are prostituting me, but Raul is is sexy and he is Latin! So Ima use this to my advantage.

" Si Papi" said Dominic as he followed along...

"Mami tu eres muy caliente" said Raul

"Thanks guys!" Dominic mumbled to his roomates as he blew them a kiss.

"Don't forget to turn the lights out and tuck it!" said Vee.

Raul and Dominic went into the Mechanic shop and did their business... Raul liked anal and blowjobs so he didn't even question Dominic.

*Moans were heard*

1 hour later.

The Hummer was good as new.

"Gracias Raul" said Diamond aka Dominic as he winked.

"De Nada!" said Raul.

The roomates then pulled back off and got back on the road...

This time Kyle was driving.

"Los Angeles here we come!!!" said Kyle.



Time flew by as they past different cities

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Finally they reached



"OMG isn't this the ghetto!?"" shrieked Vee.

"Yeah... but it isn't as bad in the day time... Plus I am just pulling over to get some gas here" said Kyle.

Kyle then pulled up to the Shell gas station



and began pumping gas...

OUT OF NO WHERE!

"NIGGA GIMME YOU SHOES!!!" said some gangster as he popped in Kyle's face.

"OH MY GOSH!!! HELP!!!" Kyle yelled.

but the roomates stayed in the car too scared to get out.

"NIGGA YOU HEARD ME!!!!" said the gangster as he grabbed his gun.

"HERE!!! JUST TAKE THEM!" cried Kyle.

"HAHA THAT'S WAT I'M TALKING ABOUT WHITE BOY!!!" said the gang banger as he ran off...

The cops then pulled out of no where and shot the gangster down.

"OMFG WE NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS GHETTO PLACE!" yelled Dominic scared.

"Now I have no shoes!" cried Kyle.

"IT DON'T MATTER JUST SHUT UP AND DRIVE!" said Mary.




Kyle then sped out of Compton and in less than 15 minutes he arrived at









"20 minutes to the beach!" said Kyle!

"FINALLY!!!" said Richie.

"Wait I wanna shop on Rodeo drive!" cheered Dominic.

"Maybe later" said Kyle.

"Yeah I am definitely down for shopping with you!" said Mary.

"Me too!" said Vee.

The three girls... Well two girls and a tranny high fived each other.

"OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH!!! I see the ocean" said Mary.

"GORGEOUS!" said Dominic.

"OH NO!!!" said Richie.

"What?!" said the cast in unison.

"I'm not saying, because you will all laugh at me!" said Richie.

Confessional Richie: I am so scared of sea creatures! I am scared of whales and dolphins and all those terrible creatures! Don't sharks eat fucking surfers?

"Dude are you okay?" said Kyle.

"Yeah but I ain't surfing!" said Richie.

"WHY?" snapped Kyle.

"I am not gonna be eaten by a whale or shark!" said Richie.

"HAHA DUDE Don't worry! That won't happen" said Kyle.

"I don't trust it... I don't trust it!" said Richie.

"What ever... Your loss!" said Kyle as he pulled into Santa Monica CA.



"OKAY LET'S GO SURFING!" said Kyle as everyone got out the car...

Richie walked slowly though...

" I want cotton candy!" said Dominic as he ran to the snack booth.

"Ooooh let's ride the ferris wheel Vee" said Mary.

"Yeah um... Ima go to a bar on the pier..." said Richie.

"Um you guys we were supposed to surf... You were supposed to watch me surf..." said Kyle saddened.

Confessional Kyle: So we get to the beach and they all SPLIT! It truly hurts...

Kyle then waddled off to go rent a surf board and then headed out to the beach.

"I MISSED YOU OCEAN!" said Kyle as he got ready to swim out into the sea.

"HERE I GO!!!" said Kyle as he waited for a wave...

Meanwhile

Vee and Mary were at the top of the ferris wheel and they looked down at the ocean.

"LOOK I SEE KYLE!" said Vee as she pointed to the water.

"WHOA HE IS GOOD!" said Mary...

"WAIT H MY GOSH!!! THE WAVE JUST SWALLOWED HIM AND BROKE HIS BOARD!" snapped Vee.

"WHAT?! OH MY GOSH!" said Mary



The lifeguard ran out to try and save Kyle....

TO BE CONTINUED

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"Oh my god! Poor KYle" slurrs a drunk Vee. "Ok whatever he'll be fine" mary says rushing Vee to the next bar.

^Confessional - Vee

Me and Mary kinda just saw Kyle get swallowed up by a wave.. but I'm so much more interested in bar hopping right now.

"Shots here boys!" cheers a drunk Mary as the Cali boy jocks flock to her and Vee.

-meanwhile on the pier-

Dominic has found Richie and is on him like white on rice.

"Richie? Richie what are you doing?" says Dominic lecturing Richie while he funnels with 2 hot girls.

"Dude I'm trying to get fucked up, what is it?" snaps Richie. "I just don't like the way you're behaving right now" Dominic says humbly.

Richie gives Dominic a confused look and walks a way to party.

^Confessional - Dominic

Richie is being an asshole to me. Like, I'm alone here on this pier, and you're getting sloppy drunk while I'm just standing here awkwardly? Thats an asshole.


-Several hours later--


Kyle bruised and cut up from the surfing accident leaves the hospital alone in a taxi.


^Confessional - Kyle

I'm seriously done with the room mates right now. I'm going back to the house, screw this L.A trip.

The room mates have eventually all met up and are having a great time, except for Dominic.

Dominic stands alone awkwardly by a stool near Richie watching party the night away. While Vee is topless is on the bar, Mary is dancing with guys.

All of the guys cheers for Vee, but then Mary jumps on stage and steals the show.

^Confessional - Vee

I may be totally shit faced all the time, but I have noticed Mary always has to steal my shine and be center of attention. I'm honestly getting a little sick of it.

Dominic alone who's sitting alone is then approached by a guy.

"Hey there" says the suitor. Dominic looks him up and down, then gives him his hand. "Diamond, pleasure" he says charmingly. "My name is James" he says introducing himself.

The two flirt and start to have drinks.

^Confessional - Dominic

So my night is finally starting to pick up when a guy started talking to me, but that all came to a halt quick.


Random cali jock guys notice Dominic and James talking and start harassing james.

"Dude, THATS A GUY!!" yells a guy in panic. Dominic looks around embarassed. James begins to look at Dominic differently.

"LOOK AT IT! DISGUSTING, FUCKING FREAK!!!!!!" yells a beligerant cali guy throwing a drink at Dominic.

"ALRIGHT YOU BITCHES WANNA FUCK WITH ME?!" screams Diamond grabbing a huge umbrella decoration and charging at the cali guys.

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"AAAAAAAAH WILD TRANNY ON THE LOOSE!!!" yelled the Cali dudes as they ran out the bar.

The manager of the bar then grabbed Dominic and forced him out on the pier.

Richie then ran up and grabbed Dominic.

"STOP ACTING LIKE A MANIAC AND LET'S GO!" said Richie as he pulled Dominic along.

"Richie bear! Why were you being mean to me?" asked Dominic as he batted his eyelashes."No time to talk! We gotta get back home and grab Vee and Mary! Kyle is missing!" snapped Richie.

"WHAT?! KYLE IS MISSING!!!!?" yelled Dominic in fear.

Richie and Dominic then spotted Mary and Vee at a game booth with some drinks.

"HEY MARY!" yelled Richie.

"OH HEY GUYS!" said Mary.

Mary and Vee then walked toward Dominic and Richie

"What's with the worried faces?" asked Vee.

"Well Kyle gone missing!" said Dominic.

"Wait what!? Last time I saw him, he was wiped out by a huge as wave!" said Vee.

"WHAT?!" snapped Richie.

"Yeah... Me and Vee were on the ferris wheel, and we spotted Kyle surfing and then WAM!!! He was swallowed by the ocean" said Mary.

"I knew not to trust this! I knew NOT TO TRUST THE DAMN OCEAN!" snapped Richie as he pulled his hair and walked around in a panic.

"Richie boob boo! It's okay" said Dominic as he rubbed his back.

Outta no where some blonde Cali dudes were walking looking at their Kodak video camera...

"DUDE LOOK AT THIS SURFER GET WIPED OUT!!! FUCKING RAD DUDE! FUCKING FETCH!" said the Cali guys...

"YO let me see that video!" said Richie as he walked up to the Cali dudes.

"Sure dude! Look!" said the Cali guys.

They played the video...

"OH MY GOSH! THAT IS KYLE!!!" said Richie.

"Did you guys see what happened?" said Richie.

"Yeah... He was wiped out and he disappeared!" said the guys.

Richie,Dominic,Mary,and Vee ran on the beach to ask the lifeguard...

but when they went to the lifeguard booth it said "OFF DUTY AT LUNCH BREAK"

"HOW CAN A LIFEGUARD BE OFF DUTY? PEOPLE CAN BE DROWNING!" snapped Richie pissed.

"Oh my gosh look!" yelled Mary as she ran over to Kyle's broken up surf board on the shore.

"Look! It's Kyle's snapped up board!" said Mary.

"OH MY GOD!!! HE'S DEAD!" cried Dominic.

"SHIT! Now are season will be cancelled and America won't see me be a star!!!" cried Richie.

"I wanna hot dog!" said Vee.

"Let's go get one!" said Mary.

The girls pranced off back to the pier with no ounce of sadness or worry.

Meanwhile

Kyle is in a bus on his way to Vegas...

Confessional Kyle: My roomates suck! I was wiped out and they didn't even notice, so I left them in Cali without notice!

2 hours later...

Kyle arrived to the Palms casino all alone and kicked his feet up!

"Wow it is sooo quiet and peaceful here!" said Kyle as he relaxed and had the whole suite to himself.

Kyle then picked up the phone and dialed room service.

"Yeah give me some steak and lobster please!" ordered Kyle.

"Oh yeah and some champagne!" ordered Kyle.

Kyle was treating himself like a king in that empty suite.

He then called up the masseuse "Hey can get a room massage!" ordered Kyle as a hot babe came up to his suite and massaged him.

Confessional Kyle: That wipe out incident really has me sore, so I need a nice massage...

Kyle got his massage and ate like a king.

While Kyle was being pampered all alone in the suite...

On the other hand

The other roomates were wondering around the Cali beach thinking Kyle is dead...

"Now what do we do?" cried out Dominic.

"I guess our season is cancelled..." said Richie with his head down.

"If our season was cancelled, then the producers would have notified us!" said Mary.

"Let's just get back in the Hummer and drive home!" snapped Vee.

"AND LEAVE KYLE AS SHARK FOOD!?" cried out Dominic.

"I doubt he's dead..." said Mary.

"HEY THERE IS THE LIFE GUARD!" said Richie.

The lifeguard walked over to the 4...

"Hey guys... It's getting a little too dark out here..." said the Lifeguard.

"Yes sir we know, but we are trying to find our friend who was wiped out by a wave!" said Richie.

"Oh that blonde kid?" asked the lifeguard.

"Yeah him!" said Vee.

"He's FINE! He washed up and I gave him mouth to mouth, and he got up and walked like nothing happened... While I was on my lunch break, I saw him catch a bus!" said the Lifeguard.

"WHAT!!!?" snapped Richie pissed.

Confessional Richie: HERE I AM THINKING KYLE IS DEAD! AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER LEFT US WITHOUT TELLING US??? OH FUCK HIM DUDE! IT'S GOING DOWN WHEN I SEE HIM!" He knows I don't like to be out here by the fucking ocean, and he leaves us here WORRIED!!!

"FUCK HIM DUDE! I'M PISSED!" snapped Richie.

The roomates then all got back in the Hummer and headed back to Vegas...

Kyle on the other hand

Was finished eating his 5 star meal, and getting his massage, and was out at the MGM club,on the strip having the time of his life.

Confessional Kyle: I am dancing the night away in this club, and drinking some mimosas and making out with babes! What more can I ask for?