REAL WORLD FANTASY HOUSE 5

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Real World Fantasy House 5

NEWYORK, NEWYORK


The City of Lights






The Mansion

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Hanna - 21 year old model, she's a very humble and caring person. She works very hard, and aspires to be a Victoria's secret angel one day She was adopted by a single mother and struggled most of her life with financial problems. She loves her adopted mother just as if it was her own mother. Originally she was studying law but stopped going to school to pursue her dreams in modeling.She's very into charity and helping out wherever and whenever she can.

Town of Origin: South Hampton, New York

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Andrew - 19 year old photography major. He's very into the L.A club scene, and usually always has a spot in the VIP. He describes him self as "one of a kind" though he is not conceited. He caries himself well. He finds the 80's club scene and disco inspiring. He's always looking for models to build up his portfolio.

Town of Origin: San Diego, California

"The Artist"

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Melissa - 20 years old, aspiring singer, and model, she's the older sister of former QueensLand castmate ALLISON and best friends with current castmate DANI. She and Dani decided to try getting on the Real World after watching how much fun Allison had on QueensLand. Similar to Allison, she's manipulative and cruel. In her own words "I make Allison look nice". She prides herself on usually being able to get what she wants, when she wants it. She doesn't care about anyone other then those who she considers close to her, and will have no problem stepping on other room mates toes.

Town of Origin- HOLLYWOOD, California

"The Queen Bee"

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Malcolm (MANiK) - 20 year old BB BOY dancer. He's a hipster and is currently taking the dance scene by storm. He's constantly practicing, and training with his dance crew "THE NERDZ". You'll always find him with a boom box and some high tops dancing to whatever's on the radio. He's on the real world to have a good time, branch out in New York, and maybe find some new inspiration.

Town of origin: ATLANTA, Georgia

"The Hipster"

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Anita - 21 year old psychology major. She's been a lesbian all her life, and comes from a very accepting family. She's always wanted to be on tv for fun, and was super excited when she found out she was choosen to be apart of real world 6. She likes to go out and have fun, she hosts a radio show from 6-8 everyday in her hometown, and loves it. She hopes to come on to real world and be spotted as a personality talent.

Town of Origin: Tampa Bay, Florida

"The SweetHeart"

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Aydan- 20 year old rocker bad boy. He calls himself a bad boy and a man whore because all he cares about is pussy and alcohol. He thinks he's incredibly good looking and can get with whoever, whenever he wants. He's been known to break the hearts of many women, and says he will likely do the same in NEW YORK.

Town of Origin: Toronto, Canada

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Dani - 20 year old aspiring singer. She's been best friends with Melissa since she was 4 years old (they met in pre-school) and they even sing in the same band(along with former QueensLand castmate Allison). Dani's relatively calm, cool, and collected, but has a short fuse. She says "When push comes to shove, I punch bitches". Before coming to the show and making the final cast, she had to attend anger management, to make sure she wouldn't get into any fights. Dani doesn't consider herself a Queen Bee, but rather a vicious dragon fly. She's also bi-curious and hopes to explore that curiosity in New York.

Town of Origin: HOLLYWOOD, California

"The DragonFly"
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Tyler - 23 year old socialite in London. He dropped out of high school and college, and has no "real goals" for himself, he takes each day one at a time, and hopes that something great will magically happen to him. As of right now, he strips in one London's elite male exotic dancing clubs. He comes off arrogant, and doesn't take shit from anyone. He believes he will be the "star" of this season, and will do whatever it takes to become the star. He's also openly bisexual, but dislikes flamboyant male homosexuals and "manly" lesbians.

Town of Origin - London, England

"The DeadBeat"

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Welcome to Real World 5, NewYork.
Prepare yourselves for the most drama filled season yet. As friendships, and relationships are tested. Backstabbing happens, and the biggest fights ever to be seen on the Real World.

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-An echo of things said this upcoming season echo as the first two room mates arrive-

"I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL HER"
"She's a life ruiner, she ruins lives!"
"Let me help you out"
"MY LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE ME"
"I RUNN NEW YORK"

Two girls dark haired girls are first to arrive in their beautiful Manhattan mansion. They hold the key to their home together as they open the doors to their new home at the same time.


^Confessional - Melissa

Hi, I'm Melissa. I'm from L.A, I sing, I model, and just look good. You may remember me from my short time on Real World 3, with my sister Allison. And compared to her, she's the nice one. I'm someone who knows how to control people, not that I need to. I already know that I am going to be the queen bee in this house with Dani, and the rest are just going to be extra ants. I'm also really really popular.


"Dani, what do you wanna do?" asks Melissa. "Lets go get have a drink" suggests Dani


^Confessional - Dani

What's up, I'm Dani. I'm from L.A but originally from New York, and I sing in a band THE MILLIONAIRES. Me, Melissa and her sister Allison all sing in the same band and we're all life long best friends. I'm here to have fun, and if no one gives me problems, there wont be any.


Melissa and Dani fix themselves drinks. "I'm bored already, lets do a fucking confessional" says a buzzed Melissa. "Lets fucking dance and sing" offers Dani. "Oh my god yeah haha, let me put some clip ins in your hair."

Melissa opens her bag and grabs her bag full of hair products and extensions and adds some clip ins to Dani's hair


^Confessional - Melissa and Dani



Melissa: ahaha we're so amazing, I love us
Dani: These other bitches better not mess with us.
Melissa: The quicker they realize WE'RE the queen bees, the quicker they'll know they're just maggots.
Dani: *nods in agreement* muahahahahaha

The two girls walk out of the confessional and explore the house more. They select the largest room for their own, and put pictures of themselves and their band's posters all of the room.

"ugh I'm bored. When are the other room mates going to show up?" asks an impatient Melissa. "I'm bored too, lets go look for the portraits so we can see what they look like" says Dani. "Mk"

They roam the house until they finally find the portraits hung up.

"Oh my god we look so good" says Dani. "You're so hot" says Melissa. "No you're so hot" responds Dani. "No you are!" No you are".

Melissa takes a marker and begins to write on each of the portraits. "You're so bad" jokes Dani. "I know, I love it" says Melissa cheerily.

She writes on each portrait the following:

Hanna: "Weak bitch"
Herself: "Queen Bee"
Andrew: "Loser"
Anita: "lesbitron"
Dani: "hot skank<3"
Tyler: "Needs testosterone"
Aydan: "Hamburger meat face"
Manik: "Too black"

"Mk, lets go out, these other bitches are taking too long" snaps Melissa. "Fuck yeah" Dani agrees cheerily.


-Meanwhile at central park-


Two room mates meet for the first time. A tall beautiful girl with medium length brown hair, stands alone waiting. When she is then approached by a tall Black guy with a boom box on his shoulder. He jerks towards her and introduces himself.

"Hey chicka! I'm Malcolm, but everyone calls me Manik!" he says striking a pose.


^Confessional - Manik

Yo yo yo, I'm Malcolm, everyone calls me by my bboy dancer name Manik though. I'm a pretty weird dude, I'm out going and get along with most people haha. I just wanna dance and have a good time man, leave the drama at home.



"Hey Manik! I'm Hanna<3" she says excitedly. "Are you excited? Cause I'm excited" she says jumping up and down. "Hell yeah man! Lets get into the taxi, it's waiting for us" he says back. She walks to the taxi while he moon walks.


^Confessional - Hanna

I'm Hanna, I'm a model, and movement supporter. I'm a strong believer in charity, and helping others. I can't wait to get to know my other room mates and have a good time! I hope this season is nothing like previous seasons with violence and constant drama.



In the taxi ride, the two talk about common interests.

"I'm a dancer, it's what I do, I live breath and eat dance" explains Manik. "Oh wow, well I model, I really wanna be a Victora's Secret Angel, that's my ONE thing I really want to do" Hanna opens up. "Well you got the look, he body, now you just need the connections"

Hanna gives a tired sigh. "Yeah, I guess.."


-Meanwhile in a taxi stuck in Manhattan traffic-


"So yeah, you're beautiful" says a tan boy sporting gigantic sun glasses. "Um thanks" replies the sexy blonde.

^Confessional - Anita

-flips blonde weave-, I'm Anita and I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. I'm from Florida. I'm a lesbian and I wanna be on radio. I'm kind of worried going into the house that I'm going to clash with some people, because I really am judgmental. I don't like black people, they scare me, especially fat black girls, I don't care if they're white and fat. But if they're fat and black, I'm scared.

Anita gives the tan boy and unapproving look up and down then rolls her eyes.

"I'm Andrew by the way.."

"Anita, charmed I'm sure" she gives a grin.


^Confessional - Andrew

Yeah man, I'm Andrew, from Cali. I'm trying to be a photographer. I like to party, well, love to party. In Cali I drop my name and I'm automatic VIP. I run San Diego, I run Orange County, I run L.A!


-At LaGuardia airport-


The two foreign room mates meet for the first time. One party boy from London, and a man whore from Toronto.


A long haired skinny white kid dressed in a with a "I don't give a fuck attitude" style approaches the medium framed Canadian.

"Aye you ready to party?" asks Tyler extending his hand out to Aydan. "Yeah man, I'm going to get laid tonight, you'll see". explains Aydan.

^Confessional - Tyler

Aye, I'm Tyler I'm one of the foreign - exchange room mates, 'cept I'm the cool one. I describe me occupation as a professional bad boy, I do what I want when I want to. My first impression of Aydan is he' a wanker and puttin on a bad boy front. I'm the only bad boy in this house,


"What do you think the girls look like?" asks Aydan. "I'm so horny right now, I need a woman in the worst way man, you don't even know." he goes on to explain. "First bitch I seem FIRST BITCH, I'm taking her to bed." says Aydan.

Tyler stares blankly at Aydan.


^Confessional - Tyler

Aydan Aydan Aydan... the bloke is fucking psycho. But he's good to look at, I'm wondering if he ever thought about the boys before.

"Man, I should go to sex rehab or something, how much fucking longer, my dick needs pleasing"


^Confessional - Aydan

Hey, I'm Aydan. I'm one of the foreign exchange room mates this season. I'm from Toronto Candada. Where I'm from, everyone knows me as a man whore. I just want pussy and alcohol. Nothing else matters to me. I don't care how my dick gets off, just as long as I get off.

"Our taxi is here" says Tyler.


-Back at the mansion-

Melissa and Dani are getting dolled up to go out.

"Where should we go?" asks Dani. "Oh don't worry, I already have us VIP at the 40/40" says Melissa applying mascara. "Jay-Z's place?"
"Mhmm, he's gonna be there tonight" says Melissa.


^Confessional - Melissa
Did I mention I'm really really popular? I know Jay-Z through a mutual friend, and I've hung out with him a few times before he got married. -rolls eyes- Beyonce is a boring bitch, he needs someone with excitement, someone like me<3.


As Melissa and Dani cheerfully get ready and laugh together, two knocks on the door are heard.

"Oh god, EW" says Melissa. Dani runs to the front door to look through the peep hole. "Who is it?" whispers Melissa. "Weak bitch, and too black" answers Dani.

"We're leaving" Melissa grabs Dani's hand and they sneak out the back door.

While Hanna and Manik knock on the locked door outside.

"Hello!?" says Hanna knocking on the door even louder. "There were definitely people inside, the lights are on and everything" explains Manik.


^Confessional - Hanna

Me and Manik finally arrive at our mansion, and we're stuck outside waiting. Whoever locked the door, and left without the rest of us arriving is really inconsiderate!

"Well what do we do? asks Hanna. "We can't just leave our luggage here.." explains Manik.


^Confessional - Manik

This is fucked up, on night one, people are being assholes already. Now me and Hanna are trapped outside until whoever did this comes home. Fuck man..

Melissa and Dani watch the two unsuspecting room mates from the side of the mansion as they sneak past them and to take the limo to the club.

Once in the limo they laugh and make fun of the room mates locked out of the mansion.

"oh my god, I can only imagine their faces" says Dani through laughter. Melissa pops open champagne and vodka and begins pouring shots and glasses for Dani and herself.

"To the Millionaires!" she chants. They toast and begin to drink.

-In Tyler and Aydan's taxi ride-


^Confessional - Tyler

Aydan, he's kind of cute. He keeps talking about his dick, so I'm wondering...

"Jesus, how much longer! Traffic out here is insane" complains Aydan. Tyler has grown sick of his complaints. "Just wait a fucking bit ya twat!" snaps Tyler.

"Dude, LOOK AT THIS" Aydan points to his bulge. "I NEED TO GET OFF" he pleads.

Tyler sick of his complaining, and also very curious places his hand on Aydan's lap. Aydan's face expresses shock, "Relax" Tyler whispers as he goes lower... and lower..

^Confessional - Tyler

-licks lips-, and this is just the beginning of tonight, I think I'm gonna be bad...

-Back at the mansion-


Anita and Andrew's taxi pulls up.

They step out and notice Hanna and Manik just sitting there.

"Hi roomies!" says Hanna happily, she and Anita hug, while the guys exchange their hellos.

"I'm Anita". "What's going on, why are you guys out here?" asks Andrew.

Anita tries opening the door.

"Locked" she says flipping her weave. "Yeah, we've been here for about an hour now" explains Manik.


^Confessional - Anita
Whoever did this is going to have to hear it from me. It's night one, and people are playing games with me already, NO!




"Wait, don't usually 2 people have keys?" asks Andrew. "Well obviously NONE OF US HAVE THE OTHER KEY" snaps Anita. The 4 room mates wait in silence.

-In the limo-

Melissa and Dani arrive at the 40/40

"Oh my god, it's bumpin!" says Melissa happily. Dani and Melissa get out of the car stylishly looking like celebrities. They walk into the club and go straight to the VIP.

Melissa and Dani immediately demand attention as they dance and mingle with the New York celebrities and "higher uppers".


^Confessional - Dani

If it's one thing me and Melissa know how to do, it's party.

Melissa and Dani find Jay - Z in the vip lounge, but notice Beyonce is with him. "Ugh, the bitch is there" says Melissa annoyed. She waves to them, and Jay-Z gives and excited wave, while Beyonce looks irritated.

"Should we go over there?" asks Dani. Melissa thinks for a second, "Fuck it, I want the money!" Melissa and Dani run over to Jay - Z and Beyonce's spot, and they get on the stripper pole in front of them, and perform dirty dances.

Jay-Z watches, while Beyonce is repulsed by this.

-Back at the mansion-

The FINAL taxi with Tyler and Aydan pull up in front of the limo.

Aydan has since calmed down since Tyler helped him out.


^Confessional - Aydan

I don't know why I let Tyler do what he did, but whatever man. More importantly we pull up and there's 4 people waiting in front of the house. How long have they been standing there..?

Aydan and Tyler get out of the car, and Aydan's eyes immediately go to Anita and Hanna. Anita looks them up and down and finds them disgusting already.

"Aye, I'm Tyler" "Sup, name's Aydan."


^Confessional - Manik

The foreign guys look pretty bad ass, I hope they don't do anything too crazy while in the states.


"Pleeeeeeeeeaseeee tell me you guys have the second key to the house" pleads Anita.

"Oh ya we do" says Tyler showing them.

The Tyler opens the door, and the room mates run into the house finally, after being locked out for almost 3 hours.

The room mates go and pick their rooms, and notice the master bed room locked with a sign on the back of it.

"MILLIONAIRES" reads out loud Andrew.

^Confessional - Andrew

The name sounds familiar, but I just can't remember from where..

The rooms end up being:

Tyler and Aydan

Anita and Hanna

Andrew and Manik


^Confessional - Anita

I roomed with Hanna because she looks boring, and wont bother me. So whatever, she can be graced by my presence.

^Confessional - Manik

Me and Andrew are just visuals, so we connected on an artistic level, so we roomed together.

Now that the room mates are all settled together they begin to wonder where the culprits from earlier are.

"Where could they be? It's almost midnight" asks Hanna.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" screams Anita from the living room. The room mates go check whats wrong and notice the profanities on their portraits.

"Too black?!" notices Manik.

"Wow.. this is much" says Hanna

"So these 2 cunts said this" notices Tyler pointing to Melissa and Dani. "Look, her portrait has writing in it's quote bubble" says Hanna. "Going to the 40/40, see you bitches later!" she reads out loud.

"The 40/40?" asks Hanna. "One of new york's hottest spots, it's owned by Jay-Z" says Andrew. "Well lets go find them" suggests Anita.

The 6 room mates get into the limo and head for the 40/40.

-At the 40/40-


Melissa and Dani are still dancing on the pole, and commanding all the attention. The VIP lounge has basically become all about them.

Melissa and Dani get off the pole and begin to dance on Jay-Z giving him a lap dance. Beyonce gets up and storms out of the room. Everyone watchs in shock. Jay-Z realizing he looks like an asshole runs after his wife.

"oops" says Melissa maliciously. Dani begins to dance with the DJ.


^Confessional - Melissa

Stupid Beyonce, doesn't she get it? It's all about ME, ME ME ME ME ME.

The bouncers walk up to Dani and Melissa, and tell them they have to leave. "Yo, sweetie, You gotta go" explains the Bouncer.

Melissa looks in shock at this. "Are you kidding?" she pours her drink all over the bouncer. "Aiight now you gotta go for real" he grabs her and drags out of the club.

Dani follows after.

Now outside of the club, drunk and angry Melissa and Dani then see the second Real World limo pull up.

^Confessional - Dani

Now we have to deal with them? Does it look like I'm in the mood?!

The 6 room mates step out of the limo, the guys look at Melissa and Dani and approve of how they look.

"What's uppp" says Aydan to Dani. "Hey boo" she says back flirtatiously.

^Confessional - Anita

We just waited outside for three hours because of these people and you want to be all nice to them? NO. You don't run anything Melissa and Dani, you're not even real millionaires.


"So like, why'd you lock us out?" asks Anita trying be hard. Melissa simply laughs in her face, while Dani is beginning to grow angry.

"Why do you careeeeeeeeee, it was funny!<3" explains Melissa. Anita starts to get in Melissa's face. "THAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?" yells Anita.

Hanna and the guys watch as this spectacle.

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE" Melissa screams, she pushes Anita. Anita gets up and tries to step to Dani now. "DONT FUCKING TRY IT BITCH BECAUSE ILL FUCK YOU UP" Dani screams red in the face.

"K, we're leaving" says Melissa. Dani and her get into the limo, while the others follow, leaving Anita alone and dumb founded, and embarrassed after her attempts at dominating the house fail.

^Confessional - Melissa

Anita needs to take a step back before she becomes a real enemy of mine and Dani's.


Anita goes back to the house alone in a separate limo, while Melissa and Dani work their charm on the other 5 room mates in their limo.


Anita gets into her limo alone and begins to sob to herself. "I'm all alone! I'm all alooooooneee" she cries to herself, as she pours herself drink after drink.


^Confessional - Anita

I'm really pissed off because I was the only one with enough balls to say anything to Melissa and Dani, and then I end up being ditched by the other room mates. They're all weak minded assholes.



-Meanwhile in Melissa and Dani's limo-


Dani is sitting on Aydan's lap and flirting with him.


^Confessional - Aydan

Dani, she's alright looking. I'd rather fuck her friend, but she's throwing herself at me, so why not seal the deal?


Aydan teasefully bites Dani's neck. "Ohhhhhhhhhh Aydan!" moans Dani.

Melissa is having fun pouring herself and Hanna drink after drink.

"Hanna you're so pretty!" says Melissa. "Ohmygosh, thank you!" says Hanna happily back. Melissa's attention suddenly is on focus. "So you agree? You think you're really pretty?" asks Melissa in an agitated voice.

"What?" asks Hanna nervously.

"Hey Melissa pour me a drink!" Andrew calls out. "You can pour one yourself baby!" she says playfully back.

Manik is growing more and more uncomfortable watching this scene before him, and the "too black" comment is bothering him.


^Confessional - Manik

*Melissa saying "Too Black" echos over and over again* I'm not one to start drama, but I'm pretty pissed off at how these girls are acting. Just who do they think they are?!



"So Melissa, what was that you wrote on my picture?" asks Manik.
Melissa rolls her eyes, then gives him a smile. "Too black"

"What the fuck is that shit supposed to mean? You're too white!" he yells.

"You gooodddd Malcolm, you good!" she says while laughing. "No if you're gonna talk shit say it to my fucking face!" he roars. "WEEE GOOOOOOOOODDDD MANIK, WE GOODDD, you done now?" she yells back.

Manik sits back. "Have a fucking drink, and chill the fuck out" Melissa demands.

Tyler watches Dani and Aydan as they begin to hook up. Tyler is some what annoyed by this so he begins to drink the pain away.

Tyler goes to Melissa and dances up on her. "Loves it!" she says popping the champagne foam all over Tyler's chest. "Hanna, lick it off!" Melissa demands.

"I.. don't know" she says shly. "Do it!" Melissa says finalizing the demand. Hanna licks the foam off of Tyler's abs and chest.


-Anita's limo-

Anita continues drinking more and more, to the point where she is belligerently drunk.


^Confessional - Anita

I'm not sure why I'm drinking so much, I'm just really annoyed with the house right now, and as soon as I get home I'm sending everyone to hell.


The two real world limos pull up, and everyone stumbles out of the limo and proceeds to their rooms.

Anita on the other hand goes into the living room and begins screaming to herself

"You're nothing, you'll never be NOTHING" Anita says cursing at Melissa's portrait. She takes it down and throws it on the floor.


"Fuck you Melissa, fuck you Dani, Fuck you too Hanna, fuck you all!" she screams.

^Confessional - Melissa

I hear Anita acting a damn fool, and I didn't even do anything to her. All I did was write lesbitron on her portrait. If she has such a problem with that, then obviously she needs to learn to carry herself better. Not my fault you look like a drag queen.


The room mates are disruppted by the noise Anita is causing and go see what's wrong with her.


^Confessional - Dani

It is almost 5 in the morning, and this bitch is still ranting and raving. It's like, go to bed, you ugly cunt. We'll talk tomorrow.


Melissa stands looking at Anita up and down with her hands on her hips. "What's wrong now Anitaaaaa?" she asks annoyed.

"What is this shit!?" Anita says pointing to her portait.

Dani has grown fed up with Anita at this point. "It says lesbitron, lesbitron LESBITON" says Dani. "FUCK YOU BITCHES, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME!" cries Anita out, with her mascara running.

"ahahaha how pathetic" snarls Melissa. Manik sick of the millionares defends Anita. "You guys are the ones who are pathetic! Shit ain't do shit you you."

Melissa begins to booty pop while chanting "Too black, too black too black". Dani joins in by chanting "Lesbitron, lesbitron, lesbitron!"

Anita gets up in a rage, and takes Melissa's portrait and throws it at her. "Go home, BITCH". Melissa gets in Anita's face. "You're lame, and you're jealous of me. I RUN NY, AND YOU DONT" Melissa says spitting in Anita's face.

"Oh my god, NOOOOOOOOOOOO" Hanna says. Anita pushes Melissa, then swings at her with her right fist. Hanna trying to calm down Anita, is the one who gets hit by accident.

Hanna drops to the ground, with her face swelling. "I was trying to help you, trying to help you!" Hanna cries out

"Oh my god, you're so stupid" says Melissa laughing.

Dani stands there shocked over the incident. "SEND HER HOME, SEND HER HOME" Dani says over and over again.

"My face, my face!" Hanna cries.

Anita looks down and begins to apologize. "It's too late for apologies you wanker!" says Tyler. "This is bullshit, she hit her by accident!" Manik yells.

Anita is taken away by the producers to spend the night at a separate hotel.


^Confessional - Melissa

Stupid Anita, having a melt down on the first night. Is she stupid? I'm going to make Hanna into a worker bee, and make her send Anita home.

The night ends with the producers forcing the room mates to go to bed.

[Prince Eric]

The next morning

"She needs to go!" says Melissa to Hannah.

"I don't know, I think you guys are taking it too far! It was obviously and accident and she would never try to hit her own roomie on purpose" said Manik.

"STFU blacky!" says Dani.

"Look, you want to be a model correct?" said Melissa.

"Yah" said Hannah.

"Ahaha no problem! We can get you modeling in no time! You got the look, you got the body, but you need the connection, and we are the connection, HELLO!" said Melissa.

"Yeah we do photo shoots like all the fucking time!" said Dani.

"WOW well uhhh" said Hannah.

"Naw don't fucking fall for this shit Hannah! You are a good girl!" said Manik.

"Oh gosh girl your cheek is soooo huge from that sucker punch! You won't be booking any go sees with that face any time soon!" said Melissa.

"OH NO REALLY!" said Hannah in panic.

on the other hand

Tyler,Aydan, and Andrew were chillin in the other room.

"I ain't all into that drama" said Andrew.

"Naw dude me neither! Pussy and Drugs just pussy and drugs!" I call it PUGS!" said Aydan.

"Yeah those bitches can send Anita home for all I care" said Tyler.

Confessional Tyler: I actually do like drama, but I am trying to get closer to fucking Aydan.

Meanwhile

Anita walks in the house with tears running down her cheeks.

"I just wanna say Hannah I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Anita screams throughout the house.

"Ugh she's back!" said Dani agitated.

Confessional Hannah: I feel so terribly bad for Kate and I do not have the guts to just send her home...


"GROUP MEETING"


Everyone gathered around the living room on the sofa.

"I just wanna say... That I am so deeply sorry!" said Anita.

"lesbo! lesbo! lesbo!" whispered Dani ad Melissa.

Anita was getting so annoyed because of their whispers, but she tried to ignore her.

"Like I was saying I am sorry Hannah... Idk what came over me but..." Anita said as she was cut off AGAIN by Dani and Melissa chanting "lesbo lesbo lesbo lesbo"

Anita was totally pissed off and she jumped up and said

"SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! I MAY BE A LESBO BUT AT LEAST I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A DYKE!!!!!!! FUCKING DYKE ASS BITCH!!!!!!!!"

Anita yelled in Dani's face.



"You better get out face you ugly smut!" Dani yelled back.

"OR WHAT!?" Anita said as she poured her drink all over Dani.



Hannah plugged her ears because she was to sensitive to take all the drama going down.

"I can not take this drama!" yelled Hannah.

"Therefor I am sorry Anita but I gotta send you home "

"WOOOOOOOT YAY!" Dani and Melissa said as they shook their asses.

"This is bullshit!" yelled Manik.

Anita was so furious! She yelled " YOU ARE A WEAK BITCH!" to Hannah and the decked her as hard as she could in the nose, she punched her so hard you can hear Hannah's nose crack!

"Now that was on purpose BITCH!" Anita said as she spit on Hannah.

Hannah fell to the floor crying and holding her bloody nose.

"No fuck you bitch! You gots to go fucking whore!" Melissa and Dani yelled as they both punched Anita in the back and the producers forced Anita out of the house.

Anita the cried out "I'M PRETTIER THAN ALL THOSE FUCKING BITCHES!"

as she exited into her limo back home...


"Bye Bye Anita!"

On the other hand


Andrew grabbed Hannah an icepack and put it on her nose.

"Are you okay?" said Andrew

"Yes Thank you so much" said Hannah.

"You are so stunningly beautiful!" said Andrew.

"Wow thanks" said Hannah as she smiled a little although she was still quite tearful.

" I really would love to photograph you some time" said Andrew.

"I would love that" said Hannah as her and Andrew hugged.

Confessional Andrew: I think Hannah is fine, and I feel like her art of modeling and my art of photography meshes more than me and Manik... So I am moving into her room. I like her.. a lot.


Later on that night

Dani walked into the room with Aydan.

"Wanna fuck?" said Dani.

"You know it" said Dani.

Tyler seemed ticked off.

Confessional Tyler: I really think that Melissa is the hot one out of the Dani and Melissa group! Dani is a fugly dyke, and she has no business pushing up on hot ass Aydan like that! I do not like her pretty much...


Tyler ran over to Melissa and began to kiss her neck.

"mmmmmmm feels so good.... " said Melissa.

Confessional Melissa: Tyler is cute and um I am in the mood right now.

Confessional Tyler: I wanna have a 3some with Aydan and Melissa.

"wanna fuck Melissa?" Tyler whispered in Aydan's ear.

Confessional Aydan: So I have had many 3somes in my time, but usually with two ladies... Ima try something different. I wanna see how much we can stuff this slut Melissa, I mean I'd rather fuck her over Dani anyways.

Tyler grabbed Melissa's hand and Melissa pulled Tyler's hand and they all went into a bedroom.

Dani tried to walk in and join the fun, but Tyler yelled " FUCK YOU" and slammed the door in her face.

Confessional Dani: WHAT!? Tyler wants to lock me out of the room and make me look like a lame ass?! I never had a problem with his faggot ass but now I do! It's on.

[CLAYBAYBAY]

The Next Morning

Confessional Hanna - I really don't know exactly what happened. Waking up this morning, I felt really stupid at first for sending Anita home. She didn't really deserve to go...but then for her to punch me ON PURPOSE this time, really just makes me think it was the right choice.

Melissa, Tyler, and Aydan all wake up piled on top of eachother in bed.

Confessional Aydan - What the fuck, my asshole really hurts right now...what happened last night?

Aydan walks downstairs and retrieves a bag of frozen peas from the fridge, and sits on them.

Danni doesn't even leave her room.

Confessional Danni - I really don't want to deal with any of them last night..I mean im not going to dwell on this shit, but I'm just gonna ignore them for a bit.

Hanna , Melissa, and Andrew are downstairs eating breakfast. Andrew and Hannah are flirting and smitten, why Melissa turns up her nose in disgust.

Confessional Melissa - LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME!

As Hanna goe to the kitchen, she hears a car pull up the house.

*cue DRAMATIC MUSIC*

*DUN DUN*
DUN DUN DUN DUN*

Anita walks in the door.

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!" Melissa screams.

Anita walks in the room. "i really want to talk to you guys becau-" she is cut off by Melissa slapping her in the face.

"HOLD THE FUCK UP!! " the producers scream.

Everybody begins to scramble, and all of the roomates that were upstairs hear all of the commotion, and walk downstairs to see wahat is going on.

"Melissa, that was out of line. Get your ass outside, you are staying out there while we sort this all out."

Confessional Anita - I am here because this is the opportunity of a lifetime, and I can't allow that to be over.

"Now, Hannah, and Anita. JUST YOU 2, come here now. We want you to discuss this alone, without anybody persuading you Hanna" the producers say, leading them upstairs.

Confessional Danni - Fuck. Hannah is so weak, and without me or Melissa there to coach her through this situation, she may let Anita back.

Confessional Manik - Yaa nikka wut da fucc b goinz on up in dis beezy?

"I want to apoligize...what I did was wrong. I have tried to pursue my dream and this was a dream to be here..what i did was ridiculous" Anita says.

Anita continues to explain how sorry she is, while Hanna takes it all in and nods her head.

"That being said, I just really hope you give me a second chance" anita say, exiting the room.

All the roomates gather around the living room, as Hanna walks down the staircase.

"I have decided" hanna says.

Danni and Melissa watch on.


Confessional Melissa - IF that bitch, lets her back...

"Anita.............GET OUT OF THE ROOM, I DONT EVEN WANT TO LOOK AT YOU ANYMORE! .............................................................

START UNPACKING, BECAUSE IM LETTING YOU BACK" hanna says.

Manik shouts in joy, as Melissa and Danni scream "FUCK YOU ALL!" and go to their room.

Confessional Melissa - WHAT THE FUCK. God .. Danni and I are just gonna make her want to leave again.

Anita smirks as she walks past Melissa and Dani.

Confessional Anita - ahahah huahh, karma's a bitch.

[Admin]

^Confessional - Hanna

I don't really want Anita back in the house. She hit me not once, but twice.. The only reason I let her stay is because I believe in people, and Anita needs to grow from this experience... she needs to change.


Melissa looks over at Dani, and they both exchange equal glances of disgust.


^Confessional - Melissa

So Hanna wants to let Anita stay in this house? I mean, lesbitron hit you 2 times square in the face. How much of a dumbass can you be? Ugh. I don't like Anita, and I need to think of a way to make her get the fuck out of this house..


Melissa and Dani grab a bottle of liquor and some juice, thenwalk over to Anita's room and knock on the door.


- Anita's room -


Anita is calmly unpacking her clothes and getting dressed when suddenly she hears a knock at the door.

*knock knock*

Anita gives the door a confused look. "Who is it?".

No answer.

The door knocks become louder.

*KNOCK KNOCK*

"WHO IS IT" yells Anita.

The knocks turn into slams

*BANG BANG*

Anita swings the door open "WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT" she screams.



"HIIIIIIIIIIIII" they say in unison.

Anita without thinking, throws the door in their face. Melissa and Dani jump back in shock. "UM EXCUSE ME?" snaps Dani, who is now banging on the door with all her strength.


^Confessional - Anita

Dani... is like the hulk, whenever she gets mad she goes crazy. I don't really wanna open the door, but my door is about to be ripped off the hinges.


Anita opens the door for Melissa and Dani. "Okay, so like, what do you want?" asks Anita impatiently. Melissa gives Anita a malicious smirk. "First of all, lose the tude, k? Second of all, have a seat. We just wanna talk<3" explains Melissa. Anita looks at both of them cautiously then takes a seat.


"We just feel, really bad" says Dani frowning. Melissa chimes in "You have every right to be mad at us" lies Melissa. She and Dani grab Anita's hands and they hold her tightly. "We want to start over, especially after what HANNA said about you" says Melissa.


^Confessional - Anita

I don't know WHO Melissa and Dani are trying to fool, but it's NOT gonna be me. -flips bang-


Melissa and Dani begin to fake cry. "It's just... NO ONE UNDERSTANDS US" cries out Dani. "We just wanna have fun, and when we mess around with you, it's because we like you" explains Melissa.


"We like you alot" says Dani. "We really do!" Melissa and Dani give Anita a big smile.

"Umm what did Hanna say about me?" Anita asks.


^Confessional - Melissa

Okay, so the plan is. Me and Dani are going to tell Anita that Hanna has been talking badly about her, so that she'll get mad, and hit her or something. So that way she'll get thrown out of the house.


"Well she thinks you look like Chris Crocker with muscles" says Dani. "And she said you have a lazy eye" says Melissa.

"Oh and she said your vag probably smells like chinese shrimp and brocollei" explains Dani

"And she said that you sound like a dyke" says Melissa.


^Confessional - Anita

I really don't believe them, like AT ALL. Me and Hanna may not be on the best of terms, but I can tell that she is a sweet girl, and it's not in her character to speak about someone so negatively. I love being a psychology major.



"Did she say anything else?" asks Anita

Melissa and Dani look at each other. "ummm.. YEAH SHE DID!" says Melissa


"She said you're the ugliest, most nasty, scum of the earth bitch she's ever met, and that she hates you, and your mom must be embarassed of you" says Melissa

"Oh wow, I guess like, I wont talk to her" says Anita.

Melissa and Dani look at each other once more. "That's it..?" asks Dani

"What do you mean?" asks Anita playing stupid. "You're not gonna you know.. get mad at her?" asks Melissa losing patience with Anita. "No, I'm just going to ignore her" says Anita.

"SO BASICALLY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING?" snaps Melissa.

"No." says Anita calmly, giving Dani and Melissa a smirk.

"SO WE WASTED OUR TIME TELLING YOU THIS? YOU KNOW WHAT ANITA? WE'RE NOT TELLING YOU STUFF ANYMORE, WE'RE NOT FRIENDS" Melissa yells as she and Dani storm out of the room.

^Confessional - Dani

Anita is so lame, why the hell didn't she react and flip a lid on Hanna? Whatever, me and Melissa will drive her out of the house ourselves...

[Prince Eric]

Anita wakes up first thing in the morning and then go's outside to do her yoga routine and then she immediately jumps online to look for a Lesbian Bar.


Confessional Anita: So I wanna take the roommates to a Gay bar to show them this side of me... I feel like I got off on the wrong foot with them and I want to make it up and show them a good time.


"HOUSE MEETING"

yelled a pajamas wearing make up less Anita.

Everyone gathered around.

" Well I wanna make it up to all of you and show you a good time! I wanna take all of you out to a lesbian bar!!!! " said Anita.

" Hell yeah! I'm down with that" said Aydan.

"I'm in" said Manik

"HELL NO!" said Melissa

but Dani bumped her and said " I actually wanna go and try it out... pleeeaasssseeeee"

"Well alright I guess..." said Melissa.

"I wanna go!" said Tyler.

"Stay here! With me." whispered Andrew to Hannah.

"hehe Alright" said Hannah

Confessional Andrew: Me and Hannah want to have the house alone for the night.

Meanwhile

Anita ran in the kitchen to make her a sandwich...

and Dani and Melissa followed her into the kitchen.

"Look guys I do not want drama" said Anita.

"No we do not either." said Dani.

"So are you the lip stick lesbian?" asked Melissa.

"Yeah I guess you can say that..." said Anita as she looked for the mustard.

"Oh well have you ever ate a girl out?" asked Melissa.

"I think that is private" said Anita as she spread the mayo.

"That means yes!" said Dani.

"What about you girls? Ever tried it with a girl?" said Anita.

"I am bi or bi curious" said Dani.

"EXCELLENT!" said Anita as she cut up her tomato's.

"Here's the cheese" said Melissa.

"Thanks...... So why are you two being so nice to me?" asked Anita.

"What we can not be nice to you?" said Dani.

"I mean it's just pretty awkward" said Anita as she put on the ham slices.


"Oh well I better go get my outfit for tonight ready" said Melissa.

"Oh alright! See you then" said Anita as she bit into her sandwich.

"Bitches..." mumbled Anita under her breath as she chewed.

On the other hand.

Tyler began to chat with Manik.

"So do you have a BBC?" asked Tyler.

"Uhh man I'd rather not...." said Manik as he moon walked away.

*Shrugs* as Tyler walked off.

"MELISSA!!!!" yelled Dani.

"yes? biiiiiitch?" yelled Melissa from the shower.

"So how big was Tyler and Ayden's cocks!?" said Dani.

"Haha I'm not telling you!" said Melissa as she washed her vag in the shower.

" Come on just tell me.... I wanna know! Ugh you little whore" said Dani

"Let's just say that Ayden had him beat by a lot!" chuckled Melissa.

"MMmmmmmmm" said Dani.

Later on that night.

All the girl's applied their make up and fixed their hair.

All the guys got dressed up in the freshest outfits and sprayed their old spice.

"LET'S GO!!!!" said Anita.

as they all headed into the limo to the lesbian club.

Hannah and Andrew stayed home.

Confessional Melissa: So do not wanna go to this lesbo club, but for some reason Dani does, so I am making myself suffer for her.

Confessional Ayden: Dude Ima fucking turn some lesbians str8 tonight! I wanna freak tonight! GAWD I AM HORNY!

They all headed to the club!


Back at the house

Andrew began to take photos of Hannah.

Confessional Andrew: Hannah is going to be experiment for tonight! I wanna test some of my photography ideas on her.

"I want you to pose right there! Neck up! Yeah just like that baby!" yelled Andrew.

Hannah posed and posed and posed.

Confessional Hannah:Me and Andrew are having a blast! He is taking photos of me everywhere.

"Yeah I want you to smile with your eyes! I want you to give me some attitude! YES! Hold your hair like that! GREAT!" said Andrew.

[glow=red,2,300]SNAP[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]SNAP[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]SNAP[/glow]



All Hannah's photos came out great!

Hannah posed for Andrew in the pool

in the hot tub
on the table
on the sofa
in the front
by the view in the window
in his bed....

and then they finally landed in his bed....

Andrew began to kiss Hannah tenderly.

Hannah kissed him back and they stared passionately in each other eyes.

Andrew began to unbuckle his pants.

"WAIT! I'm not a whore... This is just way too fast.

Hannah said as she got up and walked out of the room.

Andrew's head dropped.

Back at the club

cue music



Anita was up on the pole dancing!

Aydan had two lesbians booty popping on him.

Melissa was uncomfortable in the corner.

"I wanna go back to the mansion" said Melissa.

"Naw the two lame asses are there! PLUS this is FUN! yelled Dani as she downed a sex on the beach.

I want some more liquor!

Dani was getting drink after drink after drink.

Tyler and Manik were dancing with some bi girls.

Anita was booty shaking and making out with random chicks.

"SLAP MY ASS BABY! I am a naughty girl!" said Anita.

Confessional Manik: I am having a great time at this lesbian club! I am dancing it up!

Manik hit the stage with the gogo dancers and began to break dance.

Everyone began to jump up and damn and chant Manik on.

"GO MANIK" said Anita and then the whole club began to chant it in unison.

"GO MANIK"
"GO MANIK"
"GO MANIK"

Dani was still getting sloppy drunk....



" I AM SO SHIT FACED!" Dani said as she stumbled in the club.

Melissa tried to run after Dani, but she got caught up in a sea of groovin lesbians.

"Move lesbo! MOVE!" said Melissa.

Melissa said as she tried to bust pass the dancing lesbians.

"Oh wanna TASTE MY PUSSY!!!!!" said Nicki Minaj as she accidentally bumped into Melissa.




"Oh I love you Nicki,but sorry I do not roll that way" said Melissa.

"Ohhh Come on boo!" said Nicki as she pushed her breast in Melissa's face.

"NO BITCH!" Melissa said fed up as she punched passed Nicki and spilled a drink all over Nicki's outfit.

"BITCH! Do you know who I am!?" Nicki said.

Melissa finally made it passed all the lesbians and she saw the unthinkable!" She saw!!!!!!!!



Dani tonguing it down with Anita.

ANITA AND DANI WERE SUCKING FACE!

Confessional Melissa: I think I just vomited all in my mouth.

Melissa could not believe her eyes!

Drunken Dani and Anita were all over each other feeling each others boobs and licking each other face.

Nicki Minaj then pointed to Melissa and told two big muscular dyke bouncers "That's the bitch who spilled the drink on me and pushed me!"

The two dyke bouncers (Like the manly women guards in Telephone) then grabbed poor Melissa and threw her out.





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[Admin]

EPISODE TWO

^Confessional - Melissa

So last night we went to the lesbian club, and blah blah blah. DANI MADE OUT WITH ANITA. Is she serious? I'm so pissed off right now. I need good news NOW.


-Down stairs-


Andrew is setting up a photoshoot in the living room for his latest job.


^Confessional - Andrew

I received an email from my manager before I got out here to do a photoshoot for skeleanimals clothing line. And since all the girls in this house or gorgeous, I figure I'd use them as models.


"HEY GIRLS" Andrew calls.

Melissa, Dani, Anita and Hanna stroll down. Aydan takes a seat in the room to watch the girls model.


^Confessional - Aydan

These girls are just too hot to miss up on this chance.


"Do you girls wanna take part in a photoshoot?" asks Andrew. Melissa jumps at this opportunity. "Of course!". Hanna agrees as well.


^Confessional - Hanna

I know Andrew doesn't like me just as a model, but he actually wants to be with me I think. And I really am not into mixing business with pleasure... he's also not my type at all, I hope he doesn't take it the wrong way.


"I'm down", "me too" agrees Dani and Anita.


^Confessional - Dani

Me and Anita hooked up last night, and I think Melissa is pissed off. It's not like I like Anita or anything, I can't stand her.


"So can we start?" asks Anita.


"Yeah lets do it up"

*SNAP SNAP*

*POSE POSE*

"YES!!" chants Andrew.







^Confessional - Andrew

The photos came out fantastic I'm so proud of my work... But it seemed weird, between me and Hanna. I think I should back off..


"Good shoot guys" says Andrew humbly. "Lets go out to lunch for celebration?" offers Andrew


"Umm, Andrew, me and Dani have a lunch date with Diddy, so like, I guess you can come if you want" offers Melissa.


^Confessional - Andrew

Wow, Melissa is really nice, she's offering to take me to meet Diddy for lunch?! This is a huge once in life time chance.. I need to branch myself with Diddy.

[Prince Eric]

Andrew gets all dressed up in his best outfit and sprays on his old spice so he can meet Diddy.Melissa and Dani are already ready to go and are in the limo waiting for Andrew.

Confessional Melissa: So I am kind of regretting inviting Drew because he is gonna be all starstruck and he will act like an immature little super fan instead of a high class elite friend of mine that he's not!


"COME ON DREW!!!!" yelled Melissa.

"What Drew?" said Andrew.

"Yeah that's your new nickname! Andrew is not going to fly!" said Melissa.

"What ever DeJa season 4" said Andrew.

"I am way hotter than her!" said Melissa.

"Ugh Come on y'all!" Dani pushed them into the limo and they drove off.


Andrew was amazed by all the tall buildings on his way there.

cue music


"WOW" Andrew said as he snapped photos of the buildings and the people.

"Ugh he is so lame" said Dani "hahahaha" chuckled Melissa.

They finally arrived at bad boy.

" Hi I am Ebony Jones! If you can just follow me this way!" said their guide Ebony, as she led them to Diddy.

"Hey Melissa and Dani, come sit here next to me and Cassie." said Diddy.

"Oh sure thing Diddy." said the girls as they sat by Cassie.

"Hi Mr. Combs it is such an honor to be in your presence!" said Andrew.

"Wait who the hell is this!?" asked Diddy.

"Oh I am Melissa and Dani's friend! I am a great photographer and I would just love to..." Andrew said as he was cut off.

"Wait y'all know this fool?" said Diddy.

"NO! He is a liar! I never saw him in my life..." said Melissa.

"Yeah he isn't our friend! He must have accidentally snuck passed Ebony." said Dani.

"Hey man! IWWFD3 is now casting up the street!" said Diddy.

Andrew looked out the window and saw a long line for IWWFD casting.

"Yeah but, I fucking hate liars and I don't know you so get the fuck outta here!" said Diddy.

"SECURITY!!!!" yelled Cassie.

security then grabbed Andrew and through him out.

"FUCK MAN!" said Andrew as he was placed in the elevator and had to go down all 23 floors back to the bottom.

Andrew began to cry and tear up..

Confessional Andrew: They are fucking bitches and I hate them!

Andrew was out in the middle of NY, the limo was not scheduled back until the end of the lunch which was in 2 hours, and Andrew was lost.

Andrew found a phone booth and called up the house.

back at the mansion

RING! RING! RING!

Manik answered the phone.

Manik: Yo
Andrew: *crying*
Manik: Hey dude are you ok?
Andrew: I need some one to pick me up *sniff sniff*
Manik: What happened bro!?
Andrew: Them bitches got me embarrassed and got me kicked outta bad boy.
Manik: MAN FUCK THEM! I told you man! I told you about them bitches.
Andrew: Yeah I know now... Can you pick me up.
Manik: Yeah I be there in a minute.

Confessional Manik: I am gonna go pick up Andrew and them bitches better watch out, because they are gonna hear it from me, and Andrew.

On the other hand.

Aydan went over to talk to Anita.

"Hey mama! Thanks for showing me a good time last night." said Aydan.

"Aw no problem " said Anita.

"I totally got off to you and Dani making out..." said Aydan.

"WHAT!?" said Anita.

Confessional: Okay I must have been really drunk last night.

Aydan flipped out his video phone and showed off Anita and Dani making out.

"OMG! That is sick!" said Anita.

"Yeah I uploaded it on youtube" said Aydan.

" I am going to kill you!!!!!!!!" yelled Anita.

[Admin]

^Confessional - Anita

Aydan just showed me a video of me and Dani making out in the bar last night, to top things off he claims he uploaded it onto youtube. IS HE KIDDING ME?


Aydan gives Anita a smirk. "Yeah I uploaded it to youtube..." he says with a big grin. "Take it down" Anita says firmly.


^Confessional - Aydan

I don't really believe a girl can be a lesbian, Anita is just acting out for attention, this is all just a phase... and I plan on breaking it.

"Or else what?" Aydan asks seductively. Anita gives him a look up and down. "Umm... I fucking gut you like a fish, dumbass. TAKE IT DOWN" yells Anita

Aydan gives Anita a light push, "or else what" he asks again. Anita pushes him back, Aydan pushes her back once more. "Don't touch me" snaps Anita pushing Aydan back once more. "Make me not touch you" says Aydan shoving Anita to the ground with a growing bulge..


^Confessional - Anita

Is this.. really happening? At this point, I'm in a total panic. This guy is a psycho, he's going to either rape me, kill me, or possibly both.


Aydan jumps on top of Anita and holds her down with a huge twisted grin on his face. Anita twitches and struggles to break free of Aydan


"Get off of me" she screams.


^Confessional - Aydan

Anita is just so cute, and to see her struggling like this is such a turn on. She can yell and scream no all she wants, but I know she wants me..


- Mean while -



Andrew sees the limo with Manik approaching him.


^Confessional - Manik

Pulling up to some random crazy street in manhatten only to find Andrew looking a damn fool. He's crying, mucus coming out, he looks dumb. And it's all because of him trusting those dumb girls!

The limos stops and Andrew gets into the car. "They.. *sob* fucked *sob* me *sob* over!!" Andrew says crying hysterically.

"Wow bro, you're mad passionate about this, aint ya?" remarks Manik.

"Dude, photography is everything to me, it's something I've always wanted to go through since I was a kid... and this was a once in a life time opportunity, but because I couldn't fit in with the celebrities, they threw me out. FUCK EM" snaps Andrew


^Confessional - Andrew

I have never felt like such a failure before in my life, I'm ashamed, embarrassed, and mortified. I am so done with being friends with the girls in the house, ALL of them. I realized, theyre only here to better themselves, so I'm going to do the same. I'm going to use them as my models, build up my portofolio. And hopefully with that get signed to an agency...


-At Bad Boy-


Melissa and Dani are working their charm on Diddy. Toasting champagne, eating lobster, and mingling.


^Confessional - Dani

Me and Melissa are here to network with Diddy, but Cassie is being annoying. She needs to go.

"Cassie... I love your........ hair cut.." lies Melissa
"Yeah definitely, it compliments your ROUND face" points out Dani. Cassie's face turns bright red and she stops stuffing her face.

"Are you calling me fat?" she shrieks. "Oh nooooo of course not, you just have a round face! It's totally cute" says Melissa maliciously. "Yeah you look like a little budda with a good tan" says Dani

Cassie storms away from the lunch in tears.

Melissa rolls her eyes, then focuses her attention on Diddy. "Like, WHY are you with her?" demands Melissa. "She good people, she good people" explains Diddy. "I'm good people" says Melissa giving Diddy a light kiss on the cheek.


-Back at the house-


"PLEASE STOP, HELP ME, SOMEONE HELP" Anita screams at the top of her lungs.

Aydan begins to unbuckle his pants. "You want this" he grunts under his breath.

"NO PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" she pleads.

"HANNA!" screams Anita.

"She's on a gosee right now, too bad" says Tyler slowly reaching down Anita's pants.

"Turn around"

Aydan turns around, and is immediately clocked right in the face.
"Tyler!" yells Anita. "Oh my god.. thank you" she cries crawling up gathering herself together.

"GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE" screams Tyler.

"You fucking fairy" says Aydan as he charges for Tyler. Aydan grabs Tyler to the ground and begins to choke him.


^Confessional - Anita

I can not believe all this is happening, I have no idea what to do. Tyler just saved me, so I need to save him!


Anita grabs the nearest thing - a frying pan, and slams it over Aydan's head. Knocking him unconscious.

The producers rush to the scene and grab Aydan. "Don't worry, his time is up"

Anita sits next to Tyler and comforts him. "You saved my life" she whispers gratefully into his ear.