REAL WORLD FANTASY HOUSE 5

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Andrew, Manik, Tyler, Steffie, and Anita arrive at Lolipop World. While a frustrated Hanna and Dani stay home.


^Confessional - Steffie

I have a slight problem.. where like I black out when I'm drunk and become a total slut, I hope I don't get myself into too much trouble.

"I just really hope I don't run into Jeffree here..." admits Tyler. "Don't worry about him, I mean he's just a tranny" jokes Andrew. The room mates strut right into the club with a simple drop of Tyler's name.


^Confessional - Tyler

What everyone doesn't know was that me and Jeffree were in a SERIOUS relationship. He was in love with me and I cheated on him with a girl. He's bitter and violent.


Immediately many people flock around the RW vip section reserved for Tyler. Andrew and Manik head out to the dance floor to find girls.


^Confessional - Manik

Since being here I have not gotten any bit of ass, and dude I'm sick of waiting!


Manik begins to moon walk and steal the dancefloor. As more and more women crowd around the party becomes more intense.


"AYO THIS IS DJ PAULY D, AND I WANNA GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO MANIAC MANIK ON THE DANCE FLOOR KILLIN IT OUT THERE ON THE REAL WORLD, YEAAA HEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRDD" says the DJ, turning on the sprinkler.

Steffie and Anita are at the bar getting free drinks by dancing on top of the bar. "Throw us some bills boys!" jokes Steffie.


^Confessional - Andrew

I noticed Steffie and Anita slutting it up on the bar. And honestly, I'm surprised. I didn't expect Anita ... someone who almost got raped recently to be okay with being so promiscuous? Steffie.. I thought she was a sweet girl? It just goes to show, the only good girl in this house is Hanna...


Anita and Steffie embrace the water hitting their bodies as they begin to remove articles of clothing and dance around the water and bills being thrown at them.

As they drink shot after shot both become sloppy messes.

Steffie takes off her top and waves it around flashing her voluptious breasts to the crowd. The crowd cheers her on, pushing her to do more. Steffie grabs Anita and begins to tounge wrestle with her.


^Confessional - Anita

Steffie is hot, so why not? <3


Manik sees Steffie from the dancefloor and stops to go help her. After pushing and shoving to get passed a mob of crazy drunks he grabs Steffie and pulls her off the dance floor.

"Ew Manik STOPPP" screams Anita as she pours her drink on Manik. "ANITA............" says Manik, but decides not to blow up since she's drunk.

"Manik.. you're kinda hot" admits Steffie, who then begins making out with Manik. Manik tries to resist, but is over whelmed by his lack of getting laid so he gives in. Steffie and Manik disappear to the bathroom.

^Confessional - Tyler

So I'm mingling and having fun at the VIP with some people, when suddenly... Daniel Lucas.. Jeffree's best friend comes up to me.





"Oh hay Taytay, I heard you were coming out, so I decided to say hi... how you doing?" asks Daniel. Tyler gives him a cautious look. "I'm fine.. I was just about to get my room mates and leave" says Tyler. "AHAHAH HUUUUUUUUUUUUH, nonsense babe! Jeffree wants to see you...<3" Laughs Daniel.

Steffie and Manik make their way out of the bathroom, Manik tries to talk to Steffie, but she completely blows him off and is on to the next one.


^Confessional - Steffie

When I drunk fuck, I don't want a commitment. So if others don't like, I really don't care.

Manik feels disrespected and goes back to the dancefloor.

Andrew on the other hand is drunk, and is crying his eyes out. Anita who isn't too far away notices this, and comes to console him.

"What's your problem?" she asks. "ANITA..... I LOVE HER -hysterical cry-" Andrew says through his sobs. Anita rolls her eyes and decides to go back to partying.


^Confessional - Anita

In the history of Real World, Andrew has got to be the weakest guy ever...

Anita looks over to the dj stand, and sees Steffie blowing DJ Pauly D.

"Gross.." she whispers to herself.

-At the VIP section-


"I really am about to leave though" says Tyler. "Ahaha. suit yourself" says Daniel walking away. Steffie begins strolling to Tyler.


^Confessional - Tyler

I see Steffie coming my way and she just looks a total mess.. I'm worried that she is going to end up dead tonight.


"Tyler.." she slurrs. "You're hot" she admits, and begins making out with him. Tyler quickly pushes her off, "Stop, not here!" Tyler says looking around quickly.

He grabs her and starts searching for his room mates. He grabs Anita and Andrew from the bar. Then makes his way over to Manik.

"Dude we've got to go, Jeffree is looking for me!" says Tyler in a rush. Manik continues dancing. "Dude come on!" begs Tyler.

"Go fuck yourself you dirty double crosser!" yells Manik as he pushes Tyler. "Yo don't... do this" Tyler warns Manik.

Manik pushes him again. Tyler begins to attack Manik, but changes his mind and leaves him at the club.

Once the 4 room mates are outside, Steffie continues to be slutty.
Jumping on Tyler, grinding on Andrew, kissing Anita, being a hot mess.

"Tyler!" Steffie says grabbing him, then once again forcing herself on him.

When suddenly Tyler hears a very familiar voice.


"GET OFF MY MAN BITCH"




Jeffree comes up from behind Steffie and pulls her by her weave spins around and flings her across the concrete.

"NO JEFFREE" Tyler screams. Jeffree runs next to Steffie's intoxicated body on the ground and begins kicking her. "CUNT, NIGGER, LOW LIFE"


^Confessional - Anita

HELL NO


Anita charges at Jeffree and begins hitting him with her purse. "OH NO HONEY, IF YOU'RE GONNA HIT ME WITH A COACH BAG, BETTER MAKE SURE IT'S REAL" screams Jeffree as he punches Anita in the face.

Tyler runs to the scene and pulls Jeffree off the girls. "You're siding with them?!" a sad and shocked Jeffree asks.

"Stop it right now!" pleads Tyler. Manik finally comes out of the club, drunk as a skunk. "YOU DID THIS TYLER?" Manik asks pointing to Anita and Steffie beat up on the floor.

"Uh no?" says Tyler. "Dude.. he didn't" explains Andrew. "I bet your faggot friend did" Manik says coming up to Tyler. "Dude, just get in the car.. and lets go home"

"No bro, no bro, NO" demands Manik. "We're gonna finish this, right here, right now" snaps Manik. Jeffree begins to attack Manik. Tyler tries to pull Manik away but Manik begins attacking Tyler. "I'm trying to help you!" Tyler is screaming while Manik punches him in the face continuously. "FUCK IT" screams Tyler as he and Jeffree begin to beat the shit out of Manik.

Andrew now jumps in and breaks them apart. "EVERYONE LETS GO HOME -sob-" says a dramatic Andrew.

All the fighting continues and the producers now get involved. Pulling Manik off and sending him home in his own taxi.

"Everyone GO HOME" demands the producers.

The room mates stumble into the limo and head home...

[Prince Eric]

Everyone gets out the limo and Manik is pissed off.

"FUCK YOU TYLER!!!!" Manik screams.

Andrew carries battered,bruised,and drunken Steffie and Anita out the limo into their beds.

Confessional Hannah: I am sick of all my roommates screaming and fighting! They just pulled up to the house at 3:00 am in the morning while me and Dani are sleeping and I hear Manik yelling, and Steffie and Anita are both a mess.... Oh yeah and Andrew who tries to act all perfect around me is here too.... What a fucking joke!

"Thhhhanksss yuuu" slurred Steffie to Andrew who helped her into bed.

"Yah thankkdfz uhahsdhsujf" said Anita to Andrew.

but down stairs Manik was still pissed!

"FUCK YOU TYLER!!!!!!!" Manik screamed over and over.

Tyler tries to ignore it but he tries to ignore it.

Confessional Tyler: This was supposed to be a celebratory club night to celebrate the fact that Melissa is gone, and it just turns into hell because this stupid NGGER Manik won't shut up.

Manik over heard Tyler's Confessional and he heard the word "Nigger"

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME!!!?" Manik yells as he tries to break the confessional door down.

Confessional Dani: I hear all this commotion and it wakes me up so now I am pissed!

" Yo! I am trying to sleep and you inconsiderate mother fuckers won't tone it the hell down!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" yelled Dani.

Tyler exited the confessional room and said " Me and Andrew are trying to be quiet and Steffie and Anita are asleep but this NIGGER WON'T SHUT HIS FUCKING HOLE!"

Manik then lost control and jumped on top of Tyler and began pounding him in the head. Tyler flipped Manik over and they start fist fighting.

" YOU GUYS STOP IT!" yells Andrew as he tries to break it up.

Dani just rolls her eyes and gos to bed.

and Hannah stares at Andrew in disgust as he tries to break the fight up.

as Andrew tries to break up the fight he glances over at Hannah and he sees her look disappointed.

Hannah then slams her door.

Andrew then forgets about the fight and runs over to Hannah's room screaming "BABY WAIT"

He leaves Manik and Tyler fighting next to the stair rail....


Andrew busts into Hannah and Dani's room saying "Hannah I can explain!"

Dani yells "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM AND STOP YOUR FRIENDS FROM FIGHTING LOSER!!!"

and Hannah yells "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU IDIOT!!!!"

Andrew then tries to rub on Hannah's leg and says "Please let me make it better"

Hannah yells " GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME YOU PERV!!!!!!!!!" as she kicks at him.

Dani then gets out of bed and proceeds to push Andrew out of the room but then they all hear " A BIG BOOM!!!!!" and Steffie screams "AHHHH!!!!!"

Dani, Hannah,and Andrew run into the hallway to see what had happened and they see Steffie standing their pointing below the stair case to the first floor in the living room....

Tyler and Manik had fought and flipped over the stair case...

They were bleeding and knocked out on the shattered living room table...

"This is too much for me! I came here for modeling and my career and not this bull shit!" Hannah said pissed...

Andrew called 911

and Hannah went to pack her bags "I'M GOING THE FUCK HOME" said Hannah as she folded her clothes.

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"I'M FUCKING OUT OF HERE" screams Hanna.


^Confessional - Hanna

I am losing my mind staying here in this house. I don't know what else to do but leave! I don't care if it's 4am right now, I'M DONE.


Hanna packs her bags and storms out of the house.


^Confessional - Dani

Hanna is the only person in this house I have to talk to while Melissa is on vacation. I need her here or I'm going to lose it.


Dani ignores the ambulances taking Manik and Tyler and rushes to stop Hanna. "Hanna wait! STOP! " she shouts. Hanna continues to run holding only her bag and luggage in 6 inch heels.

"LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M SO OVER THIS" she says as she trips over a rock and breaks her heel. "Owwwwwwwwwww" she moans. Dan rushes over to see if she's alright.

"Are you okay..?" asks Dani . "NO DANI, I HATE THIS HOUSE AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" screams Hanna.

"Listen, calm down.. I'm going to carry you home and you're gonna sleep on this choice.. ok?" Dani offers. Hanna reluctantly agrees.


Meanwhile in the house Anita and Steffie are having some hard core midnight munchies.


"Steffie... what is this?" Anita asks holding up frozen pizza bagels. Steffie looks at the box cross eyed and says "ermm I think....... uhhh it's a cheese burger?" "OH YUM" says Anita happily grabbing the ketchup to accompany her pressumed cheeseburgers.

"How do I make this now..?" asks Anita. No answer. "Hello...?" Anita asks looking around for Steffie. "Steffie?" Anita slurrs walking into the living room to find Steffie sleeping in the nude on the coffee table.

"Oh" Anita says, getting undressed and joining her.

Dani and Hanna walk into the house and head up to their shared room and sleep.


^Confessional - Andrew

Why is Hanna so cruel to me? Why? I just don't understand it... it must be because she's hanging out with Dani now. I'm going to have to do something to get them to seperate.


The next day.


Hanna awakes feeling like a poweful new woman.




^Confessional - Hanna

For some reason I woke up this morning feeling brand new.. I feel dangerous. I feel like a new woman



"You look different" comments Dani. "I know.. for some reason I really don't care about anything anymore. I'm going to do and say whatever it is I want." explains Hanna.


^Confessional - Dani

Hanna was going crazy last night, and now she's feeling like a new woman? What the fuck is going on.. maybe I shouldn't have stopped her from leaving because she looks as though she's ready to go wild.

Suddenly the producers call a house meeting.

The few remaining room mates, Dani, Hanna. Andrew, Anita and Steffie arrive at the living room couch.


^Confessional - Steffie

Oh my gosh.. what happened last night? I'm so hung over it's really uncool.


The room mates notice a bruised up Tyler and Manik behind the producers as well as a third person behind them.

"If you guys can remember, last night Tyler and Manik fought on numerous occasions. Ultimately falling from the stairs and crashing on a $4000 dining room table..." The producer gives a dirty look at Tyler and Manik. "Well right now, one of them is leaving, one of them is staying, and behind them is the one who will be replacing one of them.


The person behind them steps forward, and the room mates jaw drop.

SPOILER: Click to show

Athena - 19 years old superficial wanna-be socialite. She prides herself on being small, fiesty, disrespectful and FAKE. Sporting fake nails, a fake tan, fake hair. She is one to always want to amplify her beauty with synthetic products. She idolizes HollyWood socialites like Natalie Nunn and Paris Hilton. And wants to be in the HollyWood scene for having no talent. She hopes the real world will be her platform to being famous and taking the world by storm.

"Another girl?!" wonders Anita out loud. "Not a tranny?" asks Dani.

"Watch yourself BUCKO" snaps Athena.

"So how is this gonna work? Who's going home, and who's staying?" asks Andrew.


"That's up to you" says the producer. "You each will have one vote to decide on who should stay"


^Confessional - Dani

I really can't stand either of them, so whoever goes is fine with me.


^Confessional - Anita

Manik has had my back a few times, but like, he's so boring. And Tyler has saved my life! Obviously Manik has to go, and Tyler has to stay! He's the only guy in the house I feel safe with.


"I'll do whatever Hanna wants me to do!" says Andrew happily. Hanna rolls her eyes..


^Confessional - Hanna

I'm starting to realize, I'm more powerful in this house then I give myself credit for. Andrew is totally and completely willing to be at my beck and call. I need to use him to my advantage.


"Please don't send me home ya'll.. I feel like I've just started to get to know you all" explains Manik.

"I'm innocent in this whole thing, and if I go home, I'm gonna be pissed." snaps Tyler

"I vote for Manik to go" Anita begins.

"Me too" says Steffie.

"I vote Tyler" says Hanna

"I vote Tyler" agrees Dani

^Confessional - Dani

I've noticed there is starting to become to distinct groups in the house. Tyler, Steffie, and Anita. Then there's Me, Melissa, and Hanna -mumbles- sometimes.., and then Manik and Andrew as floaters. Getting rid of Tyler would probably be a way to get rid of Anita.


^Confessional - Andrew

I'm shocked Hanna voted for Tyler to go..! He didn't even start the fight, I was there, I saw it with my own eyes, MANIK threw the first punch, and should be the one in trouble, not Tyler! I already promised Hanna I would vote her way.. how could I betray her?


Andrew looks at the room mates, all of them looking back anxiously awaiting his tie breaking vote. "I'm sorry, but Hanna.. Manik was the one who threw the first punch.. and he's got to go.

All of the room mates look stunned, while the new room mate, Athena could care less as she applies her lip gloss and eye shadow.

"Alrightie blackie, you gotta go!" Snaps Athena. "Buh Bye!" Athena laughs.

^Confessional - Athena

Hi, I'm Athena! I'm cute, cuddly, and simply adorable. Everyone loves me, and I'm gonna use my cuteness to take over this house! Hurray<3!


Manik breaks down into tears as he exits with his luggage.


^Confessional - Manik

I came on to this show hoping I would find an opprotunity to further my dance career.. and it never happened. -sob- It just goes to show with one drunken mistake.. everything can fall apart.


Tyler rushes up to Anita and hugs her tightly, he then hugs Steffie and Andrew. "Thank you guys for believing in me" he says graciously.

Athena places her make up in her louie bag and takes her luggage up stairs.

"So like, I can just place my stuff anywhere right? <3"

[Prince Eric]

"No you are not going to just come in here and run shit sweety!" said Hanna to Athena.
"Uhhhh bitchy much?" said Athena

"Get used to it sweety! This house is full of bitches..." said Steffie.

Athena rolls her eyes and asks " What ever! Is there a tanning bed in this joint?"

Everyone walked passed her and ignored her.

"Ugh you guys are all lame" said Athena.

Confessional Athena: No one introduced themselves! No one helped me with my luggage, they didn't even answer my fucking question. I am just going to go tanning by myself.

Athena then exited the house to go to a tanning salon.

"Ugh Why is there another BITCH in the house?" Hanna asked Dani.

"Yeah I don't know... I definitely thought we were going to be getting a guy in the house!" said Dani.

"It is too much estrogen in this house!" said Hanna.

"Yeah I don't even care about that new girl... She missed so much so I am just going to pretend that she is not here. She does not deserve to be about of this cast." said Dani.

on the other hand...

Tyler was absolutely livid that Hanna voted him out.

Confessional Tyler: I expected Dani to vote for me, but Hanna took me by complete surprise! Who the FUCK does she think she is? I should fucking clock her in the face AGAIN!

"HANNA WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled an irate Tyler.

"Ugh what now!?" said Hanna rolling her eyes

Tyler busted through Hanna and Dani's door and said "Fuck both you bitches! Especially you Hanna! You TWO FUCKING BITCHES! That only give a damn about your FUCKING SELVES!" Tyler yelled and then he slammed their door breaking it off the hinges.

"Oh my goodness... Anger issues much?" said Hanna.

"I know right? He broke our fucking door!" said Dani.

Confessional Hanna and Dani: Hahahaha Tyler is like a fucking monster! He's like the hulk!

*flash backs to Tyler breaking their door but the editors made him look green*

"STEFFIE,ANITA,ANDREW!!!" yelled Tyler.

Steffie and Anita went into his room.

"Yes?" Steffie asked.

"Huh boo?" said Anita cheerily.

"I hate those fucking bitches man! I just wanted to thank you all again for letting me stay. Those fucking bitches... Dani,Melissa and NOW Hanna are fucking gutter butt whores and I hate them! It's us against them..." said Tyler.

Steffie and Anita shook their heads in agreement BUT Andrew yelled " WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU INCLUDING HANNA WITH THOSE BITCHES?! SHE DOES NOT COMPARE!!!"

"Have you seen Hanna lately? Are you blind?" asked Tyler.

"Shut the fuck you dude!" said Andrew as he walked out of Tyler's room.

"GET OUT THEN YOU STUPID CHINK! IT IS FUCKING PLAIN TO SEE! SHE IS A BITCH NOW AND SHE'LL NEVER LIKE YOU!" yelled Tyler as he threw a pillow at Andrew.

"He is so sprung..." said Steffie.

"I know I can't wait till Hanna bursts his bubble" said Anita.

"But don't worry Tyler... I have your back" said Anita again.

"God I am so fucking horny..." said Tyler.

"Hmmmm are you thinking what I am thinking?" said Anita.

Tyler and Anita both looked over at Steffie.

"Can we both fuck you?" asked Tyler.

"Yeah I really need some pussy..." said Anita

"I am craving pussy right now" said Tyler.

"Uhhhh sure...." said Steffie.

Tyler then locked the bedroom door and moans were heard...

Confessional Hanna and Dani: Eeeewww Steffie is a whore, Anita is a dyke, and Tyler is a fag trying to cover it up.

Dani and Hanna try to cover their ears from Steffie's moaning and the threesome.

2 hours later

4:00 am

Athena opens up the door with a certain guy she picked up from the club. She begins to tongue him down and unzip his pants...

"Wait wait! You live here?" said the mystery guy.

"Yeah! I told you I was on the REAL WORLD!" said Athena...

"Can we fuck now?" said Anita.

"Wait wait! I was on the Real World too!" said the mystery guy...

"What... I don't recognize you from a previous season... What ever! My roomies are asleep and I am new here and I barely know them so I just want to fuck!" said Athena as she took off her bra.

The mystery guy then began sucking on Athena's breast.

"Ohhhh yeah FUCK ME!!!" yelled Athena...

"MY PUSSY IS SO HOT AND WET!!!!" yelled Athena again.

"Ooooh baby I am going to fuck you so good!" said the mystery guy.

in the other room

Anita had just woke up from the 3some and was getting hungry for a midnight snack.

She turned on the light and saw Steffie butt naked sleeping on Tyler who was also sleeping.

Anita then walked into the living room where she saw some humping action going on between Athena and the mystery guy.

She then flicked the light on and then...

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TYLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Anita yelled in serious panic.

Tyler jumped up out of bed and tossed some jeans on real quick and ran in the living room.

Everyone woke up from Anita's screaming...

"What the hell is going on?" said Dani pissed that she was awaken.

"Wait what the fuck?" said Dani in shock.

Confessional Dani: Why is Ayden fucking Athena?

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"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" screams Tyler at Aydan. Aydan gets off of Athena quickly and tucks his dick into his pants.


^Confessional - Athena

Why are these people pussy blocking me?!


"Is this the guy?!" snaps Steffie. Anita cries "Yes!!" Steffie and Tyler immediately begin to attack Tyler.


" You washed up nasty bitch!" screams Steffie as she punches him on the head repeatedly. "YOU WERE NEVER ON THE REAL WORLD" screams Tyler as he pushes Aydan to the ground then throws a portrait on him.


^Confessional - Tyler

I don't know WHAT Aydan is doing here, but apparently he's fuckin the new skank. Which means she's house enemy. Fuckin bringin trash into MY HOUSE.


"Fuck all of ya'll!" screams Aydan as he is forced out of the house.

"What is your problem?" snaps Athena "You're my problem now bitch!" snaps Tyler. "Your time in this house is OVER" yells Anita. "Punk ass bitch" mumbles Steffie as the three leave to their room.

^Confessional - Anita, Steffie, Tyler


Anita: Tonight just confirmed it, the three of us are the new power alliance in this house, and we're gonna pluck each bitch who crosses us one by one.
Steffie: And Athena is target number1
Anita: Then comes Melissa
Tyler: And last Hanna!

[Prince Eric]

Confessional Athena: I was just trying to get some action and then somehow it caused complete mayhem. I feel like a total outcast.

Athena drops her head in sadness and waddles off to bed.


12 hours later

It is not 4:00 pm in the afternoon...

Everyone is up on a slow day.

Confessional Dani: Ugh it is so boring in this HOUSE!!! I miss Melissa already. Ugh I am starting to regret bailing that skank hoe Anita out.

Anita and Steffie eavesdrop on Dani's confessional.

"Did she just call you a skank hoe?" whispered Steffie.

"Yeah and she said she regretted bailing me out!" mumbled Anita.

Dani then opened the confessional door and saw Steffie and Anita standing there listening to her confessions.

"What THE FUCK! ARE YOU TWO WHORES LISTENING TO MY CONFESSIONAL FOR?" Yelled an angry Dani.

"Why the hell did you call her a skank how?" said Steffie.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB WANNABE BLONDE BITCH BEFORE I FUCKING SLAP YOUR EYES OUT OF SOCKET!!!!" yelled Dani.

"DO IT!!!!!!! SLAP ME BITCH AND WATCH!" yelled Steffie.

BAM!!!!

Dani slapped Steffie so hard it echoed through the house.

"YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME TOO ANITA!!!!! I GUARANTEE IF YOU TWO FUCKING BITCHES LISTEN TO MY CONFESSIONAL AND VIOLATE MY PRIVACY ONCE AGAIN!!! I WILL FUCK BOTH YOU BITCHES UP!" Dani yelled.

Steffie fell to the ground in tears.

"FUCK YOU DANI! FUCK YOU! TYLER!!!!!!" yelled Anita.

"What? What?" said Tyler as he saw Steffie laying on the ground crying and he saw Dani yelling in Anita's face.

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HER FACE MAN!" yelled Tyler.

"OR WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR WHAT!!!!" yelled Dani.

Dani and Tyler began yelling in each other face and Dani drew her fist back to punch Tyler in the jaw, but Andrew grabbed her and pulled her back.

"Calm down! Dani Calm down!" pleaded Andrew and Hanna as the pulled her back.

Dani was carried away as she knocked down portraits out of rage.

Tyler then picked Steffie of the ground and carried her to their room.

"Wanna get her kicked out for hitting you?" Anita asked Steffie.

"Mhm" said Steffie holding her swollen cheek.

"NO." said Tyler.

"What! Why?" said Anita

"Because I don't want her to get kicked out over this... I wanna take care of that bitch myself." said Tyler.

"Oh no no no! What the hell are you thinking Tyler?" asked Steffie.

"I am thinking about going out with a BANG" said Tyler with an evil smirk.

"I don't like the sound of this..." said Anita

20 minutes later

ring...
ring...
ring...

Athena ran to answer the phone.

Athena: Hello?
Melissa: Hey Hanna?
Athena: No this is Athena.
Melissa: Who the hell is Athena?
Athena: The replacement!
Melissa: WHAT! I AM REPLACED!?
Athena: Ummmm
Melissa: What ever! Just tell Dani that I am truly disappointed in her and that am bringing Allison and Dana with me tonight to talk some sense into her! TOODLES! CLICK.
Athena: *Shrugs*

[Claybaybay]

Athena ran up to Dani's room, eager to tell her the news.

Athena Confessional : I don't know exactly what all this means, but hey imma telll dani what that bitch said because i dont want to see her get all hypey.

*athena knocks on Dani's dooor*


"WHAT?!" Danni yells.

Confessional Danni : I'm so not in the mood right now.

"Hey, some chicka named Melissa just caleld. She told me to tell you that shes dissapointed in you, and that her, dana, and allison are coming to talk some sense into you" Athena explains while laughing.

Danni looks happy, then drops her head.

Confessional Danni : Im actually really happy to see my girls, however I'm afraid they are all super pissed off at me.

Danni runs downstairs to go get her clothes and straightener to get ready for when The Millionaires and Dana arrive.

While she is walking down the stairs, she hears anita yelling things like "shes such a bitch....I fucking hate her"

Danni yells up the stairs "BITCH I BEAT CHO ASS!!!"

Tyler then walks down the stairs.

"Danni, SERIOUSLY I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. EVERYBODY HAS. YOU HAVE NOBODY TO BACK YOU UP ANYMORE DANNI, YOU ARE A WEAK BITCH! WHO DO YOU HAVE? WEAK ASS HANNA?" Tyler yells.

Before Danni can reply, Andrew yells back

"DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT DICK!"

Andrew throws his drink towards Tyler.

Confessional Tyler: So weak ass Andrew wants to try to step to me? no.

Tyler than charges at Andrew, when Danni steps up. "TYLER, FUCK YOU!" Danni says pulling on Tylers shirt ripping it.

*THE CAMERA SHOWS A LONG, LUSCIOUS LEG STEPPING OUT OF A LIMO*

"DANNI, GO HOME ALREADY SKANK!" Anita yells in Danni's face.

Hanna runs back into her room crying.

Confessional Hanna : I feel bad for not standing up for Danni, but i'm not into this drama shit.


Confessional Athena : Dis Shady.


*The CAMERA SHOWS A BEAUTIFUL BRUNETTE WEAVE HAIRFLIPPING*


*THE DOOR SWINGS OPEN*


Everybody who was fighting just STOPS, and looks at the door.



MELISSA, ALLISON, and DANA STRUT IN.

Melissa



Allison



Dana





"HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!!" They all scream.



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^Confessional - Melissa

So I'm back from my much needed one week get away. And everything is clearly NOT OK. Why is Dani getting yelled at, and who is that trollish looking thing that apparently replaced me?


"UMMM JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TYLER?" snaps Melissa. Allison and Dana watch this drama and laugh to themselves.

"Fuck you Melissa, you aint nobody, no one in this house likes you, NO ONE" Tyler yells back. "SHUT UP BITCH, TALKIN ALL THIS SHIT MEANWHILE YOU LOOK LIKE PEPE LE PEW BITCH" screams Dana.



Allison flips her hair and walks to the living room, with Dana, Melissa, Dani and Hanna following.

"Um, who are you?" Dana asks Hanna. Hanna looks at her wide eyed. "I'm Hanna.. Dani and Melissa's friend" she explains.

"EW NO YOU'RE NOT" laughs Melissa. Hanna drops her head in sadness


^Confessional - Melissa

I seriously find Hanna pathetic. Okay, sure, THANKS for keeping Dani company while I was away, but like, she only did that because she was sad. In reality Dani doesn't like you, so.. buzz off. Sheesh.


"So like.. when's our concert?" Allison asks. "In 3 days" Dana answers. "So what do you wanna do till then?" asks Dana.
"Party obviously" answers Dani. "Cheers bitches" Melissa offers, as the four girls toast their champagne glasses.

Dani then gives Melissa a big hug, and the two embrace happily.

Athena watches up stairs in disgust.


^Confessional - Dani

I'm so glad Melissa is back, without her it was seriously boring, and with all of my friends here, we're about turn the party up.


"Lets go to the 40/40!" cheers Melissa. The girls get ready and strut out the door, but notice a limo is missing.

"Are you kidding me?!" snaps Allison. "They all left to go out together" says Andrew humbly. "Aww you're so cute" says Allison. "Wanna come out and play?" offers Melissa.

^Confessional - Andrew

I probably shouldn't be going out with them especially since Hanna is being left out.. but I need a night out.



Allison's personal limo pulls up to the mansion and the 5 get into the car. Allison, Melissa, Dani and Dana pop bottles of champagne and take multiple shots. While Andrew seems quietly reserved. "Andrew, if you're gonna hang out with the millionaires, you're gonna need.. to relax" says Dana being seductive. As she reaches for his crotch.

While the 3 girls share a 3 way reunion kiss.

"Yay!" cheers Allison. Dani points over to Dana and Andrew, who are now hardcore hooking up.

^Confessional - Melissa

I really can't believe my eyes, Andrew is actually hooking up with Dana? I guess he isn't SUCH pussy after all.



-Mean while at the mansion-


Athena and Hanna are the only ones at the house because neither clique wants them.


^Confessional - Hanna

I'm really having a breaking point, I'm just about to snap. No one in this house wants me around, so what am I doing here?



Athena prances around the house bored and passes by Hanna who looks as though she is about to lose it.


^Confessional - Athena

Hanna is weird. Like, really weird. She looks like she is crazy, and I don't feel safe. So obviously I'm going to pick on her.


Athena decides to torment Hanna. "Hi" Athena says sitting down next to what appears to be a dying Hanna on the couch. Hanna looks over at Athena then rolls over to the other side. "Um.. HI" she says again. Hanna ignores her once again.

"Whatever bitch, ignore me. And you wonder why everyone in this house dislikes you! You're boring, and sleeping all the time!" snaps Athena

Hanna gets up and walks away ignoring her. Athena chases after her insulting her. "You know, I once saw a bitch like you. Trying to be a model and all that, but like she failed, kinda you know... like you" Athena says with glee.

"LEAVE ME ALONE" Hanna screams at the top of her lungs. Athena continues to persist. "Honestly, I'm worried about you. I feel like if I leave you alone for a minute, you're going to kill yourself or something. If I leave you alone do you promise not to commit suicide? hmmm?" continues Athena.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" screams Hanna. "FUCK OFF YOU UGLY PLASTIC FAKE BITCH!!" Hanna cries out. Running away to her room and locking herself in there. "Ew, what is she doing.." remarks Athena under her breath.


^Confessional - Athena

Hanna is all emotional and locked herself in her room. I think she's gonna kill herself, and if that happens, this season will be canceled! So I have to save her!


Athena bangs on the door calling for Hanna. "Hanna! Hanna!! HANNA!!!" she screams. "I HOPE YOU'RE NOT POPPING PILLS MISSY!!" scolds Athena.

"I know what you need! A drawing to show you how much I care! teehee!"

Athena runs around the house to find a pen and paper, then comes across Hanna's childhood teddy bear her mother gave to her on the couch.

Athena gives an evil smirk.


-at the 40/40-


The millionaires and a drunken Andrew step out of Allison's limo, and immediately the paparazzi is all over Allison. "Yes, thank you, awe, love you too!" says Allison smiling for the cameras and blowing kisses.

Once done, they enter the club and immediately are sent to the usual VIP spot. Which includes some of the hottest celebrities such as Jay Z and Beyonce.

Upon entering, they see the unthinkable. Tyler, Steffie, and Anita in the vip section with Jeffree Star and Muff Mommy.


^Confessional - Dani

What are they doing and HOW did they get here?!


"Dana, get them out of here!" demands Melissa. "Sure hun.".

"SECURITY!!!" she screams. The security marches to Dana and asks her what's the problem. "You obviously know me, and my friends, you KNOW we're supposed to be here, but what are THEY doing here -points to the cheetah gang-" demands Dana.
The security looks her up and down then over at the millionaires. "Sorry babe. I don't know you, or you -points at Dani-, or you -points at Melissa-, but you're with Allison green, so you must be important" Dana's face turns beat red. "FUCK THIS WE'RE LEAVING" snaps Melissa.


^Confessional - Anita

Melissa, and Dani can get mad all they want, we run this house, and we run New York!


"Um, sorry. but like.. I came to party!" snaps Allison. "Suck it up, or deal with it" she demands. The rest of the gang gets over themselves and begins to party is up on the dancefloor. Andrew is a drunken mess and can not even stand. "Dance with me" Dana asks him.

"OK" he gurgles. Andrew gets up and dances with Dana for 2 seconds, then suddenly without notice throws up all over the floor, just missing Dana's designer 3k shoes..

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OH MY GOD" yells Dana. "omg gross!" snaps Allison. Melissa and Dani look at this situation with disgust and decide to leave him. "It's time to go.. we can't be seen near him" advises Dana. Allison, Melissa, Dani and Dana leave the club unnoticed. While Andrew is passed out on the middle of the dancefloor.

Tyler and Steffie take note of what just happened and head over to help him.

"Are you alright?" asks Steffie. "He don't look so good" remarks Tyler. Andrew begins to cough up foam and throw up some more while on the floor. "I think he had alcohol poisoning" explains Steffie. "We're gonna need to take him to the hospital" Tyler says.

^Confessional - Tyler

Andrew is weak, Andrew is sprung, and he threw a drink at me tonight. But I'm going to be a bigger person and help him out right now.

Tyler signals to Anita that it's time to leave as he carries Andrew into the limo with all of them heading to the hospital. "We're going to have to spend the night with him" Anita says rolling her eyes. "I just hope the house is in one piece when we get home" comments Steffie.


-several hours later-


Melissa, Allison, Dani and Dana arrive back at the mansion, and notice pictures hung around the house.

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"Oh shit, what's going on" wonders Dani. "That little troll must have done this, not that I care" says Melissa agitated. The girls go looking for Hanna, and find her locked up in her room.


^Confessional - Melissa

Why am I wasting my precious time to rest on this bullshit? I don't CARE, but why does Dani? She always cares too mcuh! UGH

"Hanna come out, it's Dani" she pleads. No answer. Dani knocks on the door, which turns to slams. Hanna finally answers and comes out the door. Looking a complete psycho.

Melissa takes a look at her up and down. "Oh god, fuck this, I know where this is going. GOOD NIGHT" Melissa says heading to bed. "Yeah.. we're gonna go to our hotel" says Allison and Dana in unison, disturbed by the woman they see before her. They jet out of the mansion as quickly as possible.

"What do you want?" Hanna says. Dani hands her the picture, "What's going on?" she wonders. Hanna looks at the picture and begins to tear up, then runs away from Dani.

"Hanna, what are you doing? Hanna? HANNA COME BACK" Dani pleads chasing after Hanna around the house. "NO FUCK HER, SHE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT ME BEING ADOPTED?" screams Hanna. She finds Athena's room and begins to trash all her stuff, from her fake eye lashes. to her endless bags of make up, to her hair straightener and even stomps on her Louie bag.

"ARE YOU KIDDING" screams a squeely voice from behind. "Athena! What are you doing?" demands to know Dani. "THIS BITCH IS SUICIDAL BECAUSE SHE WAS ADOPTED, BECAUSE SHE WAS ADOPTED SHE HATES HER LIFE, BECAUSE SHE WAS ADOPTED SHE CANT KEEP A MAN, BECAUSE SHE WAS ADOPTED SHE'S A NOBODY" screams Athena.

"You're a fake plastic dumbass bimbo!" yells back Hanna stomping on Athena's bag.

Athena shrieks. "YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY LOUIE BAG, IT'S WORTH MORE THEN YOUR PAY CHECK, GET THE FUCK OFF OF IT". Athena jumps on Hanna, But Hanna flips Athena over and throws her off of her. "I'M NOT GONNA FIGHT, I QUIT" she screams in tears. Dani's face turns into shock and surprise.

"ALL YOU BITCHES MEAN NOTHING TO ME, I'M THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THIS HOUSE" cries Hanna, exitting Athena's room to pack her belongings.

Dani tries to stop her. "Hanna, this is the second time you've done this, please don't go!" she pleads. "Fuck you, this was the worst experience in my life! I'm DONE" she cries. As she exits the house, one final time.


^Confessional - Hanna

My time on the real world, was unlike anything else I've experienced. I knew coming into the house that it would be cut throat, but I never thought it would be what this was. This season shouldn't be aired. This isn't enjoyable television, this is torture! I have been punched in the face 3 times being on this show, stalked, made fun of, and everything else horrible that could happen to a person. I'm over this! I hope people watching will respect my decision and don't think I'm weak. Good bye.

[CLAYBAYBAY]

Dani stares on in awe as she watches Hanna's limo pull away.

Confessional Dani - I really don't think I should care that Hanna left, but I do care...She was always sweet to me, and I don't want to make it too apparent to Melissa that I care about Hanna, but I hope Hanna gets the help she needs...

Dani walks back in the house where Everyone is either gone, or asleep, except Athena.

"ATHENA SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU JUST CAUSED HANNA TO LEAVE" Dani exclaims to Athena.

"It's her mothafuckin fault..if da bitch wouldnt be so suicidal about being adopted then sh...." Dani cuts Athena off.

"NO, its none of YOUR business. Maybe this is why nobody fucking likes you in this house...youre fake, just like youre fake hair, and your FAKE LOUIE BAG!" Dani screams.

Confessional Dani - I'm just so tired of this. I'm tired of people being fake, and now Hanna is gone because of it....I'm glad that melissa is here, but other than that I fucking hate everyone.

"BITCH MY LOUIE BAG AINT FAKE, IM A REAL ASS NIKKA DON'T TALK SHIT!" Athena screams, getting closer and closer to Dani's face.

-Meanwhile, Andrew, Steffie, Anita, and Tyler pull back up to the house-

Steffie is obviously drunk, stumbling up the steps with Anita assisting her, while Tyler carries Andrew.

"What is going on?" Tyler asks, hearing the fight going on between Anita and Dani.

"HANNA IS GONE. ATHENA MADE FUN OF HER FOR BEING ADOPTED AND HANNA BROKE DOWN!" Dani explains.

Confessional Andrew - NO FUCKING WAY, HOW DARE THAT fUCKING APE

Andrew then spits a big, alcohol/snot/spitty lugi right at Athena's face.



Athena then slaps Andrew in his face as he falls to the ground.

"HEY STOP!!!!" Steffie screams.

Confessional Anita- Like seriously, what the fuck...I didn't even like Hanna but Athena is being a bitch, and everybody is fighting, this is all happening so fast!

"ATHENA, YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH ALREADY!!!" Dani screams.

Athena then elbows Dani in the stomache and kicks her over.

"HELL NO! SHE HIT HER, SHE GOTTA GO!" Melissa screams running down the stairs.

Confessional Melissa - So im trying to get my fucking Beauty sleep, and then i come downstairs and ATHENA JUST HIT DANI!

Athena then gets brought out to her limo with her bags.

Athena tries to avoid getting in the limo but the producers are forcing her to go home.

"One more thing....." Andrew says, as he spits towards Athena as she gets in her limo, but it lands on Melissa's slippers.



"WTF THESE ARE JUICY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!" Melissa says, grabbing Andrew's glasses and stomping on them"

"IM GLAD IM OUT DIS SHIT, PEACE NIKKAS" Athena says as her limo pulls away.



Exit Confessional Athena - Well it seems I'm going home but you knoww whutt, this shit aint even gonna be aired with all that crazy shit its all shady fuck da government

Confessional Steffie - *in a drunken slur* im tireddd of beinggg so niceyyniceynicey to these slutsz

"HEY!!!" Steffie says, pushing melissa.

Melissa and Steffie then engage in a hair puling match, then Dani joins in, then Anita joins in.....

CONFESSIONAL - TYLER : WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.


*the producers step in*


"ALL OF YOU, PACK YOUR FUCKING BAGS, YOURE ALL GOING HOME." The producers scream

[Prince Eric]

"NO!!!" screams Steffie. "I don't want to go home!" Steffie says again.

"We know you don't want to go home" The Producers said. "We know none of you want to go home, but with all of this chaos and violence we will have no other choice" said the producer again.

"Oh my gosh! If we are all sent home then the show would be canceled!!!" yelled Anita.

"Yeah it would be... Do you all want that?!" said the angry producers.

"NO!" everyone said in unison.

Okay well in order to fix all of this mayhem you all will be going to therapy! and Athena is coming back and she is going too" said the producers.

"Ugh do I have a choice?" said Melissa.

"No, unless you wanna go home..." said the head producer.

Confessional Dani and Melissa: Oh goodness we just got a call from P diddy and he fucking rescheduled our concert and now it is fucking tomorrow, and we have fucking therapy tomorrow as well!!! This is all a bunch of shit! What a clusterfuck... Idk if we can have therapy AND our concert... Ugh We might have to cancel the concert or we might have to just leave the show =/...

"THERAPY IS TOMORROW MORNING!!! IS THAT CLEAR!!!!" yelled the producers.

"YES" said the cast annoyed.

"Oh ok if therapy is tomorrow morning then we can still do the concert that night" said Melissa.

"Yeah we have nothing to worry about" said Dani.

Confessional Melissa and Dani: Phew! That was a close one... We don't have to choose between our concert and the Real World after all...


Melissa and Dani call up Allison and Dana to explain all the mayhem that took place that night...

Meanwhile

Andrew was in his room crying his eyes out.

"Andrew dude we are not all going home and the season isn't fucking canceled so why are your crying in the corner?!" yelled Tyler.

"BECAUSE MY BABY HANNAH IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Andrew.

"Ugh Andrew she never liked you! Get a damn grip!!!" said Anita frustrated.

Confessional Anita: Andrew is so freaking annoying! I would love for him to pack up and go! He is just a weak ass guy who is retarded! Crying over a female who hated his guts.... How weak could you possibly be?

That night ended pretty quietly... Everyone waddled off to bed...

The next morning

7:00 am in the morning...

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! on the door.

"UGH! Who is knocking this early" wondered Steffie...

Steffie ran to answer the door.

"HEY!!!!!!!!!!"


said a therapist guy...

"Oh goodness" said Steffie...

"YOU GUYS WAKE UP! WE HAVE COMPANY!!!!" yelled Steffie.

Melissa was furious

Confessional Melissa: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! THEY WANNA PLAY THIS GAME!!!? I HAVE A FUCKING CONCERT TONIGHT AND THEY WANNA RUIN MY BEAUTY REST!!!!?

Everyone gather around the couch to hear the therapist out...

"Okay first of all... MTV ordered me to have all the alcohol taken away from the house! So trucks and movers will be here soon to dismantle your bar and take all the alcoholic beverages O.U.T OUT!" said the therapist.

"WHAT!!!!!!!!!! This is Bull Shit" yelled Tyler as he punched the wall.

"I'm sneaking me some alcohol anyway" said Melissa.

"Feel free to do so hunny! But every night we will give you a breathalyzer and who ever fails will be sent packing immediately! That go's for all of you!" said the therapist.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

"I'll get it it!!!" said Dani.

"Ugh it's Athena." said Dani as she starred Athena up and down...

"If it wasn't for you we wouldn't be in this predicament stupid bitch!" yelled Dani.

"CALM DOWN!!!" said the therapist.

"I want you all to close your eyes..... Think of a magical island.... with waterfalls and angels! Think of it as a tranquil place that is so relaxing,calming,and serene. Just inhale and exhale and woooossssaaaaah" said the Therapist.

The whole cast rolled their eyes.

The Therapist then asked "What is bothering each of you?" The cast just popped their bubble gum in silence...

"Ugh can you leave now?" said Anita annoyed.

"NO!" said the therapist as he ranted,made them do yoga,made them do breathing exercises,made them do a free writing assignment in journals,and gave them a pep talk for the next 2 hours....

9:00 am

"oookkkie dokie! my work is finished" said the therapist.

"Thank goodness!" said Anita in relief.

"Okay good! Now I can call Allison and Dana to come over for rehearsal" said Dani

"WAIT! Mr. Therapist!" said Andrew.

"Ugh DUDE! We just went through a painful 2 hour therapy session! What now?" said Tyler

"Mr. Therapist! I need help on how to get over a girl." said Andrew.

The whole cast sighed in unison.

"Sure son" said the therapist.

"Comer over and we can talk about it it..." said the therapist.

Andrew followed as the therapist hypnotized him and made him out of love with Hannah.

Confessional: WOW What ever that therapist did... Made me care less about Hannah! Fuck her! I can do without her! I feel FREED!!!!

On the other hand Dana and Allison pulled up in the limo...

"COME ON LADIES! Let's go to the theater for rehearse!" Yelled Dana in manager mode.

"CIAO" said Melissa as she skipped out into the limo.

"Ugh please do not show up to our concert you losers!" said Dani as she skipped into the limo.

Dani,Melissa,and Allison and Dana had left to begin prepping for the concert....

Tyler,Steffie,Anita and a new reborn Andrew stayed at home with Lonely Athena...

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" said Steffie.

"What? that this house is totally lame with no alcohol?" said Tyler.

"NO! We can recruit Athena and get her to be on OUR SIDE!" said Steffie.

"Hmmmmm" said Tyler...

TO BE CONTINUED.