REAL WORLD FANTASY HOUSE 5

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The Next Day


The room mates are gathered and ready to head to the photoshoot, each of them dreading the idea of drama going on.


^Confessional - Tyler

Aydan is a rapist, Manik is a deranged black panther, Hanna is suicidal, and Athena is fucking annoying. Why would I want to see any of them at this photoshoot?


-The Van Ride There-


"Yeah, I'm just gonna throw this out there, but I don't want NO drama with any of US today" announces Steffie. "Yo.. I totally agree" says Tyler. "Fer sure" agrees Dani. "Why's there gonna be drama?" asks Melissa annoyed.


^Confessional - Melissa

The house is kinda divided into 2 cliques. Me and Dani, then the ugly cheetahs: Steffie, Andrew and Anita. With Tyler and Dirk caught up in the middle.


"So... who exactly are we seeing?" asks Dirk. "-sigh- Aydan... Manik, Hanna, and of course, Athena" says Anita rolling her eyes.
"Right.." says Dirk. There is an awkward silence that sweeps there air of the ride.


^Confessional - Dirk

Did I sign up for Drama House? No. These people need to fucking lighten up, what's the big deal that we're seeing some ex-room mates, all that matters is that we're the ones here still standing.



-The Room mates arrive at the photoshoot-



^Confessional - Andrew

It's ironic we're doing a photoshoot today, especially since I'm you know.. and photographer. I just wonder who our photographer is gonna be. Lets hope it's someone big. -thumbs up-


"Hello Real Worlders" says a british voice. "I am Nigel Barker, and I'm going to be your photographer for today".

"Hello Nigel" says the room mates simultaneously.




"Please, go enjoy yourselves in the lounge, while I prepare things".


"Umm.. yeah.. me and Dani are definitely gonna go find something to drink, we'll be back" says Melissa skipping away not realizing the room mates are ignoring her.


Tyler sits in silence while the cheetahs bullshit and get to know Dirk.

"So.. how big is your dick?" asks Steffie shamelessly. "Ahaha... uhh how big do you think?" says Dirk. Steffie licks her lips. "mmmmm yummy"


^Confessional - Dirk

Steffie is a slut, not much more else to her character... she's pretty boring actually. Doesn't she remember hooking up? She must have blacked out once again..



"Oh hay, are we interrupting something?" says a squeaky little Italian.

Athena struts into the room, with Hanna, Manik and Aydan following behind.


^Confessional - Athena

Yeah, I'm back bitches, and I'm working on making this permanent. Me and my new worker bees of ex real world rejects are planning on manipulating the cheetah gang into letting us back into the house replacing the millionaires with a vote! <3 The perfect plan!


^Confessional - Aydan

I'm not really sorry for whatever the fuck I did back a month ago. All I'm worried about is getting brought back into this house.


^Confessional - Manik

So Athena got us all together, and our plan is to all gang together, and try to make friends with Andrew, Steffie, Anita and Tyler. And get them to turn on Dani and Melissa, they're racist, fucking dirty bitches, and I'm going to get them out!


^Confessional - Hanna

Melissa and Dani... they were never really were my friends, nor were they my enemy. I want to be on the show again, but I just don't know if this is the right way to go about it.

[Prince Eric]

"ALRIGHT CAST LETS GO!!!" yelled the producers

Everyone then strutted on the photo shoot set and began to pose.

Confessional Melissa: This is an everyday thing with the Millionaires! This is the Hollywood life of glamor! Here we go!!!


SNAP

SNAP

SNAP

Play son NOW!!!
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Steffie walks up to the camera and says "NY has got it bad!" and then struts away and swings her weave.

Aydan takes his photo

Melissa and Dani dance on each other and take their photo together.

Tyler does his photo shoot

Anita swings her weave and drops it likes its hot and then she brings it back up slowly as she takes her photo.

Manik does the moon walk as he takes his photo.

Athena poses and takes her photo

Andrew snaps his photo

Hanna models and poses like a professional as she gets her photo taken

and Dirk pets Knight and poses with him with his photo...

Finally,everyone bunches together and says :REAL WORLD NEW YORK!!!!!!!!!!!

"That's a rap!" says Nigel...

"Eww Can we stop hugging each other now?" says Athena.

"Yes you can!" says Nigel...

Everyone then breaks away from each other...

Confessional Anita: I actually smiled and posed with Dani,Melissa,and Athena! I have never been so fake in my life.

After the photo shoot is over with, everyone gos to grab some snacks that the producers had put out for them...

"Steffie you want some of these cookies!!!?" asked Anita.

"No just some punch please!" said Steffie.

"Um ok.. Can everyone please gather around?" asked Athena...

"Why bitch?" snapped Dani.

"Yeah why?! fucking cunt..." mumbled Melissa.

"Because I have an offer..." said Anita.

"Hurry up and spit it out! We have not time for this! We did our shoot and now you all can go the fuck back where you came from, and we can go back to the mansion!" said Steffie.

"Manik why don't you begin..." said Athena.

"Well we know that everyone hates those bitches, Dani and Melissa, so why not vote them out and replace them with Me,Athena,and Aydan!" said Manik.

"Yeah majority rules!" said Aydan.

The room got silent....

Everyone looked at each other....

and then....

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

LAUGHED THE WHOLE ROOM IN UNISON.

Steffie spit out all her punch as she fell on the floor laughing.

Confessional Anita: When Aydan asked to be back in the house... I damned there choked on my food laughing!

"Hahahaha we would rather have Dani and Melissa, then to have you fuck faces!" said Tyler.


The producers walked out and then said "Well you may not want to replace Dani and Melissa, BUT we are allowing you all to vote back in ONE ex cast member.... since we are down one."

Confessional Andrew: Okay the producers just gave us permission to let back in one of them... This is tough...

"Okay what if we do not want ANY of them returning?" asked Melissa....

"Then no one comes back, and the 7 of you remain..." said the producers.

"Hmmmmm" said Melissa in a sneaky way...

"Y'all please do not be selfish!" pleaded Manik.

"Can we all um... Talk about this in private?" asked Anita.

"Sure!" said the producers.

Anita,Steffie,Andrew,Dani,Melissa,Tyler,and Dirk, all went to think about if they wanted to let someone in...

Confessional Manik: I just know that I am coming back in this house! They just have to miss me!

Confessional Athena: My worker bees will definitely vote me back in!

Confessional Aydan: The only person who hates me is Anita, so I am not worried...

The cast huddled up and began to discuss.

"Okay I am new here so I will only judge off of who is the hottest, so I say that girl Hannah!" said Dirk

Andrew gave Dirk and disgusted stare...

"Hmmm New boy has a point! Hannah is the lesser of all those evils" said Andrew.

"Wow I did not even notice Hannah..." said Melissa.

"AND THATS A GOOD THING BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE ISN'T ANNOYING!" said Melissa again.

"I agree Hannah was the one who kept me company when Melissa was gone" said Dani.

"Is the vote final?" asked Anita.

"FINAL" said the cast in unison.

Athena,Aydan,and Manik joined hands.

"Here is it! It is going to be one of us!" said Manik to Athena and Aydan.

"This has nothing to do with me... So I guess I'll leave" said Hannah as she walked toward the exit with her head down.

"peace out!!!" laughed Athena.

"WAIT HANNAH!" yelled Andrew.

Hannah turned around looking confused.

"WE CHOSE YOU!" said Andrew

"Yeah we want Hannah back!" said Dani.

"THIS IS FUCKING BULL SHIT!!!!" yelled Manik

"WHAT THE FUCK!!! SHE IS A NOBODY!" yelled Athena.

"She isn't a violent offender or a rapist, so she is the lesser of 4 evils!" said Steffie.

"Welcome back Hannah!" said Anita

as the cast all group hugged each other and everyone clapped for Hannah.

EXCEPT! Manik,Athena,and Aydan.

"FUCK ALL OF YOU JERK OFFS!" said Athena as she walked off the photo shoot with both her middle fingers up.

Manik moon walked out and Aydan walked out feeling on Athena's ass.

"Can we go home now?" asked Tyler.

The rest of the cast entered the limo.

"We missed you girl" said Dani as she rubbed Hannah's shoulder.

Confessional Hannah: I am so happy right now! I walked out hating everyone, and now I am walking in loving everyone.

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- few hours later -



^Confessional - Hanna

I'm back in the house, and I am grateful for my room mates letting me back in.


"So what have you been up to since you left the house?" asks Dani. "Not much, I've been modelling more, and partying alot more haha" answers Hanna.


Knight walks into the room, and runs up to Hanna wagging his tail, and licking her.

"aww Knight is so cute" says Hanna. "Not as cute as you" says Dirk flirtatiously. Knight barks in opposition.


^Confessional - Andrew

Hanna is back in the house.. just when I think I've gotten over her. I'm glad she's back but why is Dirk flirting with her? She doesn't want him...



Steffie eyes Hanna in annoyance. While Andrew gives Dirk a dirty look as well.

"So you're the new guy? I'm Hanna" she says extending her hand.

Melissa struts into the room. "Lets take this bitch out and show her a good time!". "Hell yeah!" cheers Hanna.


^Confessional - Melissa

Tonight, only the cool kids are allowed out... Dani, myself, Hanna, and Dirk


"Um can I come out too?" asks Andrew. "No!" snaps Dani. "Wait.. um... yeah you can" says Melissa shyly.

"Alright cool" Andrew says walking off to get dressed.

"What was that about?" asks Dani suspiciously. "Oh.. nothing" says Melissa.


^Confessional - Andrew

I'm only going out tonight because I want to make sure Dirk doesn't try anything with Hanna.. not that she's my girl or anything, but yeah..

[Prince Eric]

So the "cool kids" entered 40/40 and hit the dance floor.

Confessional Dirk: So I'm the new kid on the block, and I am ready to bring out my wild side. I am going to show them that I am a good time!



Hanna begins to dance dirty on Dirk and grind on his groin.

"Oh hell yeah! Beat the beat!" yelled Dirk as he fist pumped and smacked Hanna's ass.

Hanna begin to caress on Dirk as she dances on him and kisses his neck at the same time.

Dirk then kiss Hanna back as he holds her waist.

Confessional Andrew: Dirk is getting a little too close to Hanna and I don't like it!

Andrew snatches Hanna away from Dirk and begins to dance on her.

"No please stop..." says Hanna as she unwillingly dances with Andrew and tries to pull away.

Dirk shrugs his shoulders and begins to dance with another girl.

"Ugh! You made him leave!" said Hanna as she walked to the bar, and left Andrew alone.

Melissa and Dani began to dance on some hot guys at the club.

"What's your name?" Melissa asked one of the hot guys.

"I'm Ty! I am actually Rihanna's body guard" said the hot guy back.

Confessional Melissa: Me and Dani just met Ty and Brett! They are Rihanna's body guards and they said that they can take us up to the VIP to meet her, since we are the MILLIONAIRES!

Dani and Melissa go up to the VIP room.

Andrew,Dirk,and Hanna follow.

"WAIT NO!!!" says Ty and Brett... "Only the Millionaires are allowed!"

"She can come!" says Dani (referring to Hanna)

Hanna's face lit up with a huge smile, and she turned around and saw that she was leaving Dirk and Andrew all alone...

"Come on!" said Hanna as she grabbed Dirk's hand.

"Wait! They only said you can come Hanna!" said Brett.

"If the girl wants him to come then let him!" said Rihanna.

"Yes mam!" said Brett.

Dirk and Hanna joined Dani, and Melissa and Rihanna in the VIP.

Andrew began to cry as the VIP door shut.

Confessional Andrew: It just hurts! I hate being left out...

*flash back of Andrew being kicked out of Diddy and Cassie's office in the beginning of the season*

Back in the VIP

"Hey DJ play my song!" said Rihanna.



"Oh I love this jam!" said Melissa ash she began to dance.

"It is good to finally meet you guys!" said Rihanna

"Does Jay Z talks about us all the time?" asked Melissa.

*cough cough* "Um this liquor is too strong!" said Rihanna avoiding the question.

"We should totally do a collabo" said Dani.

Rihanna rolled her eyes.

"I don't know about all of that..." said Rihanna.

"Why not Rihanna?" said Melissa.

"You guys are cool, but... Not to my caliber..." said Rihanna.

Rihanna then laughed and said "Give these FANS a bottle of Nuvo please!

Confessional Dani: Who does Rihanna think she is?

Confessional Melissa: I am appalled that Rihanna is being a bitch.

"We are actually NOT fans!" said Melissa.

Rihanna looked disgusted...




"Get them OUT of the VIP" said Rihanna.

"What ever!?" said Melissa and Dani as they began to exit.

Brett and Ty tried to force them out by pushing them and they accidentally touched Melissa's bag.

"Get your fucking sausages off of me! and don't fucking touch my bag! It cost more than your pay check!" said Melissa.

"Let's go!!!" said Dani to Hanna and Dirk, but Hanna and Dirk were making out on the couch in the VIP.

"eeewww get a room!" said Rihanna.

The body guards then forced them all out.

Confessional Melissa: Getting forced out of 40/40 is embarrassing...

Back at the mansion...

Confessional Anita: So Steffie is laying in my bed and we are having girl talk!

"So you like Dirk?" asked Anita.

"Yeah girl he is just sooo hot! He is just my type" said Steffie.

"Well how was it?" asked Anita.

"It was amazing" said Steffie (referring to the sex she had with Dirk)

"Ugh..." said Anita.

Confessional Anita: Steffie should become a lesbian... She doesn't need Jerk... I mean Dirk.

"I think that we might fuck again tonight..." said Steffie.

"Do what you want!" said Anita...

"I am going to go shave my legs" said Anita.

"I am going to find something sexy to wear tonight for Dirk" said Steffie.

"Just hope that he doesn't bring a hoe back home from the club" said Anita.

flashed to the limo and shows

Dirk and Hanna making out in the limo... Andrew looking pissed.

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EPISODE EIGHT

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-A few days later -


Steffie walks into the living room with Hanna laying on the couch, reading a book.


^Confessional - Steffie

Hanna has been here for a few days, and she hasn't really done anything but mess things up between me and Dirk. Dirk doesn't date WHITE women, he needs some chocolate.


Steffie takes a seat near Hanna.


"Hey." Steffie says humbly. Hanna puts her book down. "What's up?". "Oh.. you know, no ones home so I'm just relaxing and I saw you here, so I thought we'd have some time to chat" explains Steffie.

"Oh sure babe... is something bothering you?"


^Confessional - Hanna

I'm not sure what Steffie wants to be honest. She has this troubled look on her face, and I was just getting to the good part of my book and she's interrupted me. This better be good..



Steffie holds her hand on her chest "So... about YOU and Dirk... what's going on?" asks Steffie. Hanna bluhes. "Well, I think he's cute... and I kinda like him."

Steffie drops her head in disappointment

"Did you do anything with him?" asks Steffie nervously. "Well... we kissed, and since then we haven't really talked. I think he's waiting for me to make the first move." says Hanna


^Confessional - Steffie

Hanna just told me she likes Dirk... and that she hooked up with him. I wish I could beat her ass, but that will only take my time away from Dirk.. I'm just worried because Hanna is a MODEL, and I don't know if I can compete with her..


"I think I'm gonna take him out to eat tonight" says Hanna. "Oh" Steffie gets up and walks to her room, shuts the door, and cries alone.


Meanwhile, Melissa and Dani are out to eat with Tyler.


^Confessional - Tyler

Melissa and Dani this morning asked me if I wanted to get lunch. I've been pretty quiet for the past few days and distant from my room mates, so I figured this would be a good time to get some air and reconnect.


"So........... why have you been so weird?" asks Melissa sipping on her martini. Tyler sits quietly chewing on his stake. Dani rolls her eyes.

"We only have 2 and a half weeks here left, you need to get the fuck over shit and build your tolerance up in this house." explains Dani.


"Ehh, I guess you're right" admits Tyler. "It's... Anita, I feel like she fucked me over, after I tried to help her" explains Tyler.
"Yeah.. Anita is a cunt, I've been saying it since DAY ONE" snaps Melissa.

"Think about it, Anita is the cause of ALL THE DRAMA" says Dani.

"She was the one who tried to divide the house night 1 after we pulled that silly little prank." explains Dani.

"She's the one who's made all of our lives a living hell. She's punched Hanna, harassed me and Melissa, framed you to almost get arrested, she's BAD NEWS" says Dani.


^Confessional - Tyler

After they break it down for me... it makes sense now. Anita really is the cause of all the drama in the house. She made me hate these cool girls for no reason. I'm having more fun with Melissa and Dani then I've ever had with Anita.



"So this is what we wanna do..." says Melissa sneakily. "It's our last 2 and a half weeks here, and we just DON'T want Anita HERE. So our plan is to get rid of her once and for all." explains Melissa.

"Us two, you, Hanna, and Dirk, that makes 5 of us" says Dani.

"Majority rules?" asks Tyler "Exactly" says Melissa.

[Prince Eric]

a couple of hours later

Melissa,Dani,and Tyler arrived back home.

Confessional Anita: I am so excited that we are going to finally get Anita out tonight! Majority rules and I am going to get most of the house to vote her out.

"Pssssst! Dirk and Hanna come here!" whispered Dani as she pulled them aside.

"We have to discuss Anita's fate" said Melissa.

"Melissa's fate???" said Hanna confused.

"Yeah sssshhhhh!" said Melissa.

Melissa,Dani,and Tyler all got Dirk and Hanna into a room and began to discuss Anita.

"So we all have figured out that Anita is a root to all the BS that happens in this house!" said Tyler.

Confessional Hanna: I come back in this house with a clean slate, but now they are asking me to vote someone out? I can't do this. I wouldn't want someone to vote me out, so why vote Anita out?

Melissa,Dani,and Tyler explained their justification for voting Anita out and Dirk and Hanna just listened.

Confessional Dirk: I am the new kid in the house, so I am just trying to get in with the cool kids! Even though Anita was the first person I met in the house... Ima vote that bitch out because it is clear that in order to survive in this house, you have to have a high popularity status.

"I don't feel comfortable with this!" said Hanna as she walked out.

"Why is she acting lame?!!" snapped Melissa.

"Go handle your dog!" Melissa said to Dani.

[CLAYBAYBAY]

^Confessional - Melissa

So Hanna is being really lame, and I can honestly see that she is sketchy about this. So I feel like we need to get her out of the house and talk to her more.


"Alright, Dirk, Hanna, and Tyler come with us!" Melissa says, leading them to the limo with Dani by her side.

^Confessional - Hanna

I'm scared.

Meanwhile, Steffie was walking around the kitchen, astounded at all that she had overheard.

^Confessional - Steffie

So, im just kind of making my daily rounds around the house, and I hear that Melissa, Dani, and Tyler are devising up a plan to get Anita out of here. I don't like this for two reasons. One, is I LIKE ANITA, shes a cool bitch. and TWO, I dont like how Melissa and Dani are getting dirk to involve himself with them.

Steffie walks up to Anita's room .

"Come in!" Anita says.

"So............I need to tell you something.." Steffie explains.

Confessional - Anita

I'm already pretty much hating my life right now, and this does NOT sound good.

"I just heard Melissa, Dani, and Tyler...discussing a plan..to get you out of here."

Anita's jaw drops, her teeth grinding.

"They say you are the root of all this drama" Steffie continues.


Meanwhile, at a nearby bar.


^Confessional - Dani

So we are here right now to make sure we have Hanna and Dirk's votes to get Anita out of here. I mean, it's obvious Dirk is down, but Hanna...ugh so annoying.

"So, I mean..do you all agree to do this? " Melissa asks.

"Im down yo!" Dirk says, winking at Melissa.

Melissa ignores him in disgust.

"Hanna, what about you?" Dani asks.

"I mean, I just feel like i just came back and if I did I would....." Hanna is cut off by Melissa.

"You would what? Burn bridges? Ha, if you DONT do it, you will have everyone against you, so would you rather burn bridges with 1 person or 4?"

"um...."

^Confessional - Hanna

I don't like this..I feel like i'm being pressured into something I don't want to do, but I feel like I have no choice... Anita, I'm so sorry.

"I'm in" Hanna says timidly, in a squeaky voice.

"marvelous! " Melissa says, "lets go!"

They all pile into the limo, to go baack to the house.

MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE HOUSE.


"THEY THINK I CAUSE THE DRAMA?" Anita exclaims, frustrated.


^Confessional - Anita

I am DONE.


Anita runs out of the room, and heads to the other bedrooms.

"Anita, dont do anything stupid!" Steffie screams.



BUM BUM





















^{Mass Confessional} - Anita


I have HAD IT, with these stupid people

















BUM BUM







Anita enters the Millionaires room. Anita flushes Melissa and Dani's hair extensions down the toilet.





















" They are shady ass people"








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Anita enters Hannas room, ripping all of her stuffed animals up, and burning her pictures.















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" I would never hang out with them outside of this house, and I will NOT hang out with them here"














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Anita goes in Tyler's Room, picks up all 5 of his suitcases, and empties them all in the pool.














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"I simply have reached by breaking point, and I am DONE!"

















BUM BUM











Anita pours ANTI-FREEZE all over Knight's food.







BUM BUM







"Im leaving, but not until I fucking give them what they deserve."


Anita walks downstairs, and Steffie just stares on in shock.

^Confessional - Steffie

I can not believe Anita is doing this..when everyone gets home, they are gonna go HAM!

Steffie puts Knight outside so he won't eat the poisoned good.

The limo pulls up from the bar.

Anita just stands in the living room waiting.

They all walk in the room, and see her just standing there looking at them.




"What the fuck? Well I just have something to tell you anways.. we decided" Melissa says, but is cut off.










BUM BUM..........






















Anita punches Melissa in the face, grabs dani's hair, and drags them both to the ground. She repeatedly punches Melissa while Melissa is upside down and is ripping the weave out of Dani's head.

She then gets up in an attempt to leave, but Dani trips her then jumps on top of her.


^Confessional - Dirk

Holy shit yo, Antia was just beating their ass but now she is about to get double teamed!


The 3 are scrambling all over the floor, but Anita still managed to stay on top landing punches on Melissa's face, meanwhile almost every extension is ripped from Dani's head.

Dani and Melissa then overpower Anita, flipping her over.

"BITCH!!!!!" Melissa screams choking Anita.

The producers attempt to stop the fight, but the girls all break free.

"STOP STOP STOP!!" Steffie screams, trying to break it up. Melissa then slaps Steffie which causes Steffie to get pissed"

"HELL NO!' Steffie says, throwing Melissa off Anita, enabling Anita to kick Dani off.

Anita gets up frazzled, "WHOS THE MILLIONAIRE NOW , YOU LOW LIFE SLUTS" and then is escorted outside.


^Confessional - Steffie

Anita just beat their asses.

Hanna walks outside and then inside, then outside again watching all the chaos.


"OHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" she screams holding her head.

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[Prince Eric]

confessional Anita: I am upset that I have to leave this way, but I am happy that I beat these bitches asses on my way out. I showed them who the fuck the real bitch was in this house! I start the most drama? PUH-LEASE! They all wanted an excuse to gang up on me, and it is going to backfire.
On the other hand

Melissa and Dani are pissed, and they try to break free to fight Anita, but the producers make them stay inside.

"THIS IS NOT FAIR!!!! I am just supposed to let her get away with trying to beat my ass!!!?" yelled Melissa very frustrated.

"I never lose a fight! I have to whoop this bitches ass! LET ME GO!!!! I NEVER LOSE!!!" yelled Dani as she tried to break loose from the producers.

(Leah's voice when she said Kristen): "TYLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Anita enraged.

"Where are you hiding?! Face me before I leave you punk ass sorry excuse for a friend!" yelled Anita.

Tyler overheard Anita's yells and decided to be a man about it, and confront her one last time.

"What the fuck do you want?! You got voted out! LEAVE BITCH!" snapped Tyler.

"Fuck you!!!" yelled Anita as she punched Tyler on his back and head.

"Get the fuck off of me you stupid bitch!" Tyler yelled.

Confessional Tyler: I don't hit females, but this bitch better stop hitting me, before I FAHREEEK!

"Or what?! Or What?! What will you do if I don't stop hitting you?!" said Anita (testing Tyler)

Confessional Anita: If Tyler hits me then he will go home! I am not walking out alone, I will make him regret this! He is leaving with me!

"Try me bitch!" said Tyler.

"*shrugs* All right..." said Anita as she spat a loogie in his face.

"FUCKING CUNT!" yelled Tyler as he began to whoop Anita's ass like she was a man.

BOOM!

BOOM!

BOOM!

Tyler was just fist fighting Anita and throwing blows on her like she was a dude from off the street.

Anita fell to the ground...

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO TRY ME BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tyler said as he fucked Anita up and stomped her on the ground and punched and kicked her.

"DUDE THAT'S A GIRL!!!!" yelled Dirk as he tried to pull Tyler off of Anita.

"FUCK YOU TYLER!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! ANDREW!!!!!" yelled Steffie.

Andrew ran out and helped Dirk yank Tyler off of Anita.

Tyler got pulled off by the other two guys, but he was completely blacked out, and red in the voice, with veins popping out his neck, and drool off the corner of his mouth, and he is huffing and puffing taking heavy breathes! He was irate.

Steffie and Hanna ran over to assist Anita.

Anita was on the ground bleeding.

"Oh my god! Are you okay?" Hanna asked Anita.

"Oh my gosh baby girl!!" cried Steffie

Hanna and Steffie raised Anita up and walked her to her limo.

Anita had a black eye,a broken jaw,bruised arms and legs, and a bleeding nose.

"He beat me like a MAN!!! OUCH!!!!" said Anita as she tried to yell but her jaw hurt too bad...

"I will press charges!" yelled Anita.

"CALL 911" yelled Steffie and Hanna.

Confessional Hanna: Shit just went too far tonight, and I don't think that just Anita is going home tonight... Right when I think things get peaceful... Shit hits the fan.

Anita was taken to the hospital in her limo and then after she leaves the hospital, she will be escorted to the airport...

Tyler on the other hand tried to go back in the house, but Dirk,Hanna,Steffie,and Andrew all went in the house before him and locked him outside.

"You beat up a chick dude... Not cool..." said Andrew as he shut the door on Tyler.

"What a fucking douche!" said Dirk.

"He needs to be voted out of this house as well! He went way too far" said Steffie.

"I agree!" said Dirk,Hanna,Steffie,and Andrew in unison.

Confessional Hanna: Me,Steffie,Dirk,and Andrew may not always get along, but we all can agree that Tyler went too far!

Confessional Andrew:Tyler made himself an outcast by not speaking to us... then he hits Anita like a man... He has to go!

Confessional Steffie: I do not condone domestic violence!

Andrew,Steffie,Hanna,and Dirk threw Tyler's clothes and shit out off the balcony window.

"FUCK OFF!!!" YELLED Dirk as he threw his shit out the window.

The Producers informed Tyler that his roommates had voted him out 4 to 2, and even if they did not vote him out, He still hit Anita, so he had to go.


"NO WAY!!!! NO WAY!!! NO WAY I'M LEAVING!" said Tyler as he was forced out of the house.

Last Confessional Tyler: fuck this house! fuck this experience! fuck everything! I get spit on, and then my shit gets thrown out like I am a dog!!! FUCK REAL WORLD!

Tyler then kicked the door open to the production room trailer.

"YOU BITCHES MADE ME LOOK LIKE A TRAIN WRECK!!!!!!!!" yelled Tyler as he tried to ruin footage.

"Tyler!!! stop!!! Tyler!!! TYLER!!!!" yelled the producers as they threatened to call the cops, and pushed him out the production room.

Tyler was then forced into a truck and sent straight to the airport.

Meanwhile

The house was left silent for the night, but the tension was SOOO thick, you could cut i with a knife.

The final 6 roommates remained.

END EPISODE

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EPISODE NINE

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- 5 days later -


^Confessional - Steffie

With Anita and Tyler gone, things have been pretty calm and peaceful. I'm actually enjoying my room mates for a change.


The final 6 room mates are having a family breakfast together.

"We've been through so much guys, I think the final 6 of us sitting here have each earned our spots! Cheers!" says Andrew

The room mates toast their mamosas in unison.

"We only have a week here left.. what do you guys wanna do?" asks Hanna. "Honestly, I think we've done everything" explains Steffie.

Dirk quietly is enjoying his scrambled eggs made by Steffie. "Are you enjoying your eggs?" asks Steffie shyly. Hanna rolls her eyes.
"Ummmmm this is boring" says Melissa.

"I wanna go out with a BIG BANG" suggests Dani. "But.. what to do?" she wonders.


^Confessional - Dani

I really want to do something fun before we leave, but me and Melissa are really the only people who know how to have a good time. These other roomies just aren't on our level.


"I wanna go out, I WANNA DANCE!" says Hanna excitedly. "I'm down agrees Dirk." Andrew gives Dirk a side glance. "I'll go to.." "Me too!" Steffie agrees quickly.


The room mates hear a knock on the door.

All of the room mates go silent for a moment.

"Someone's at the door..." says Andrew
"Could it be another room mate?" wonders Dani.

Melissa walks up to the door with the room mates following.

KNOCK KNOCK

Melissa opens the door slowly and sees Diddy at the door.

"Oh my god, HI, no way! HEYYY!!!" Melissa says happily
"Aye Girl, you letting me in?" he jokes.


Diddy joins the room mates at the breakfast table.

"Hello mister combs!" says Andrew. Dani rolls her eyes. "So what's up?" asks Melissa.

"I just wanted to invite you all to a party I'm having on top of the empire state building the 30th" he offers. "That's the night before we leave!" comments Andrew

"I figured I'd invite you guys with the success of the concert the MILLIONAIRES had. explains Diddy.

"We'll be there!" they all say happily


^Confessional - Melissa

I love Diddy, he's awesome, and he's invited us to a huge party, so of course we'll go. But.... uhhhhhhhhh......... these other room mates, without this mansion, just can't hang... I hope some of them decide to quit or get kicked the fuck off.

[Prince Eric]

"That was nice of Mr. Combs" said Dirk.

"I know right baby?" said Steffie as she collected his dishes and proceeded to wash the dishes.

"You wanna take my plate too?" asked Andrew.

"Yeah I'm done too!" said Hannah.

Steffie starred at them both.

"No! Just my baby Dirk gets his dishes washed.

Confessional Dirk: I'm the man!

"Ugh you are such a fucking desperate bitch!" said Hannah as she walked away.

"Don't get slapped hoe!" yelled Steffie.

"Play nice ladies" said Dirk.

Andrew starred at Dirk with a mean stare as he sipped his coffee.

Meanwhile

Melissa and Dani were looking through their clothes and could not find anything worth wearing to the big party that Diddy invited them to.

"Wanna go to the mall?" asked Dani.

"Yeah girl lets go shopping and take a break from these losers!" said Melissa.

Dani and Melissa hit the shower and began getting dressed so they can head out to the mall.

On the other hand


Andrew put up his and Hannah's dishes and began to wash them himself.

Andrew then walked in the room with Hannah.

"Wanna go out to lunch?" asked Andrew...

"Uhhh sure! Let me ask Dirk if he wants to come too.

"I was thinking just for the two of us though..." Andrew mumbled as Hannah zoomed passed him and went to ask Dirk.

"Wanna come to lunch with me and Andrew sexy?!" Hannah asked Dirk.

"Ummmm" Dirk said, but before he can say Sure, He was interrupted by Steffie.

"NOPE!" He can't go with you guys... Me and him already have reservations at Touch.

"We do?" asked Dirk.

"Yeah babe! It was going to be a surprise..." said Steffie as she applied her make up.

"SWEET!" said Dirk.

"Guess we have to go alone as planned" said Andrew as he smiled.

"Nah... fuck it... Ima stay home... sorry Drew." said Hannah.

Confessional Andrew: I really need to talk to Hannah... She always seems annoyed with me, and she acts like she hates me sometimes. What does she see in Dirk? He doesn't give a fuck about her or Steffie.

"PEACE OUT BITCHES!!!!!!!" Yelled Dani as her and Melissa exited to go to the Manhattan mall.

"Take the truck bitches! Me and Dirk need the limo so we can go to Touch!" said Steffie to Melissa and Dani.

"Okay lame ass!" said Melissa.

Melissa and Dani pulled off...

Confessional Steffie: So me and Dirk are going out tonight because I want to get closer to him. I want to see where his mind is... Is he here for a good time or can he be a potential boy toy?

several hours later.

It is now 10:00 pm and Melissa and Dani are still out...

Hannah is sleeping and Andrew crawled into bed with her and fell asleep too.

Steffie is brushing her weave and getting her nice outfit together.



Confessional Steffie: Ima hot ass bitch! I look good with my new outfit... hopefully Dirk can take it off tonight.

Dirk spiked his hair and fed Knight and then got ready to head out.

"You ready babe!" asked Dirk.

"Yes hun here I come!"

Dirk and Steffie headed out to the limo and pulled off to Touch Nightclub.


Steffie and Dirk walked over to their VIP section...



"This place is hot!" said Dirk.

"I know right?" laughed Steffie.

"You look sexy as fuck" said Dirk.

"Thanks babe" said Steffie.

"Bottle of Rose' from Stephanie to Dirk" said one of the club waiters.

"WOW Steffie you brought me a bottle of Rose'!?" said Dirk.

"Enjoy baby" winked Steffie.

Confessional Dirk: Steffie is a really cool girl. I really wanna thank her for this... Maybe I can think her tonight

"So..." said Steffie.

"Huh babe?" said Dirk as he poured some Rose'.

"Do you really like me?" asked Steffie.

"Yeah I think you're awesome" said Dirk.

"Good because I think I am falling for you." said Steffie.

"I wouldn't say falling for me..." said Dirk.

"Wait... what do you mean" asked Steffie as she flipped her weave.

"Well I think we are both attracted to each other, but I think we need to talk a little bit more before we jump." said Dirk.

"Hmmm I see.." said Steffie as she heard her song come on.



"Yes!!! I requested this song!" said Steffie.

"Wow you did?" asked Dirk.

"Yup" said Steffie.

"THIS SONG GO'S OUT TO DIRK FROM STEFFIE!" said the DJ.

"Wow I'm flattered" said Dirk.

Steffie then grabbed Dirk's hand and pulled him to the dance floor.

Steffie and Dirk began to dance.

Steffie starred into Dirk's eyes and Dirk starred back.

He held her waist and then they began to dance very close...

The DJ then switched the song to...



"THIS IS ALSO DEDICATED TO DIRK!" said the DJ.

"Are you serious?" said Dirk.

Confessional Dirk: I am speechless... This girl not only reserved VIP for me and her @ Touch, but she also ordered me a bottle of Rose' and she is dedicating love songs to me that the DJ is playing.... I appreciate this, but I think that maybe I am leading her on too hard.... At first I just wanted to play her, but now I don't wanna break her heart.

"Wait ummm" said Dirk.

"What baby?" asked Steffie.

Back at the mansion...


Dani and Melissa came back home with bags and bags of clothes and accessories in their hands from the Manhattan mall.

"WOW that was fun bitch!" laughed Dani.

"We have to go shopping more often!" laughed Melissa.

Dani and Melissa's laughing woke Hannah.

"WOW did you guys shop for the whole house!?" asked Hannah.

"Nah all this stuff is ours boo" said Melissa.

Hannah yawned and stretched and whispered in Dani's ear "Ugh I woke up and found that loser Andrew in my bed sleeping by me!"

"Ugh He is so annoying" said Dani.

"Where is Dirk and Steffie?" asked Melissa.

"They said they were going out to Touch earlier!" said Dani.

"Ew please don't remind me..." said Hannah.

Confessional Hannah: I am really upset that Dirk would go out with her, when he can have a model! A gorgeous model! What is he thinking?

"Oh my goodness!" said Dani.

"What?" asked Melissa.

"Lets crash Touch and fuck up Steffie and Dirk's night!" said Dani.

"HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!" said Melissa and Hannah in unison.

Melissa,Dani,and Hannah prepared to go to Touch to try and ruin Dirk, and Steffie's night.

Back at Touch

"Are you okay Dirk?" asked Steffie.

"Yeah I am just overwhelmed..." said Dirk.

"You aren't upset that I did all of this are you?" asked Steffie.

"No I really appreciate and respect your for this" said Dirk.

"Great because there is more!" said Steffie as she pecked him on the lips and pulled him back into the limo.

"Wait where are we going now?" asked Dirk.

"SECRET" said Steffie.

"Lets go to the place I told you earlier limo driver!" said Steffie.

The limo then pulled off from Touch and arrived at The New york Marriott Downtown!

"You are getting a room for us?" asked Dirk.

"I already got the key baby! We got a suite with the view of the Statue of Liberty.

"Are you serious!" said Dirk.

"Dead serious" said Steffie as they took the elevator to the 13th floor, and made out in the elevator until it opened.

Two elderly white people looked at them and shook their head when the elevator opened.

"You can't find yourself your own kind! Why are you with a Negroe son!" said the elderly white man.

"Kids today..." said the old white woman.

"Fuck you!" said Dirk to the old people as he carried Steffie to their room.

"Here it is baby!" said Steffie.

Steffie covered his eyes and then opened the door and then said "Okay look baby look!"

Rose petals everywhere with strawberries and chocolate, and a bottle of Chardonnay and a view of Lady Liberty.

"This is fucking awesome! I fucking love you" said Dirk thinking in the moment.

"He began kissing Steffie and then layed her down.



"I wanna fuck you so bad"said Dirk as he shut the door and put the Do not disturb sign up.



skip to 1:09 to see what happened next.


Meanwhile

Melissa,Dani,and Hannah arrived at Touch unknowingly that they would get egg on their face, because Dirk and Steffie already went for their night cap.

and back at home

Andrew woke up to being home alone.

Confessional Andrew: Where the fuck is everyone? They went out without me?

Andrew went in his room and cried in the corner.