REAL WORLD FANTASY HOUSE 5

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"ughhh, they aren't even here!" Melissa says in dissapointment, and annoyance. "Lets just go home" Hanna suggests, while Dani and Melissa both agree.

Dani, Melissa, and Hana go back to the mansion and go to bed, while Andrew cried himself to sleep and Dirk and Steffie are still enjoying their night cap.

THE NEXT MORNING...........


Confessional Dirk - I hooked up with Steffie again, and I can say I like her, and shes sexy as hell....but I need to know what she's looking for because im not looking for something serious.

"Good Morning Baby" Steffie says as she had room service bring up a full course breakfast for Dirk.



"Wow baby thank you" Dirk says kissing Steffie.

Confessional Dirk - She's just such a sweetheart...

BACK AT THE MANSION


Dani, Melissa, and Hanna wake up to find that Andrew is asleep, clenching Hanna's pillow in HER bed because she slept on the couch..

"Whaddufuckk" Melissa slurs, barely awake.

Confessional Dani - Andrew has issues...seriously...


"EW WHAT THE FUCK" Hanna says, waking Andrew up.

"Oh sorry I must have..."

"No, you were creeping on me!" Hanna exclaims. "I'm sick and tired of holding it in and beating around the bush. I DO NOT like you, You will never be with me, you nasty sick fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hanna exclaims.

Andrew bursts out in tears.

He runs to his room and begins packing his bags..

"MY MOM LOVES ME! I WANNA GO HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He screams.

Confessional Melissa - OMG Andrew says hes going home! I hope he follows through with it because hes so weak!!

Hanna runs in to Andrew's room

"Andrew calm down, you honestly didnt think Id... WHAT THE HELL" She says.

Hanna looks at Andrew packing and sees that he has 10 pairs of her underwear shoved in his suitcase...

"YOU CREEP!" She says as she begins slapping Andrew.

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Hanna then attacks Andrew and tries to beat him to a pulp.

"You freaking creeper! Why would you have my fucking panties in your bag!!! You sick fuck!" Hanna yelled as she attacked Andrew.

"HAHAHA GIRL GET OFF OF HIM" said Dani and Melissa laughing out load as they tried to pull Hanna off of Andrew.

"No I deserve it..." said Andrew. "I deserve every slap and punch... Maybe I am a creep." said Andrew again.

"Yeah you really are certifiable dude" said Dani.

"You need MEDICATION dude!" yelled Hanna as she stopped punching him.

A tear ran down Andrew's face.

"I don't want him here anymore! I seriously feel so uncomfortable!" said Hanna.

"Yeah I think it's his time to go.." said Melissa.

"I'm leaving! I'm leaving!" said Andrew as he continued to pack his bags.


Meanwhile...

Dirk and Steffie were returning from their hotel night cap in the limo...

"I love you..." said Steffie as she layed her head on Dirk.

Dirk widened his eyes and looked very uncomfortable...

Confessional Dirk: Steffie is going too far... I don't love her.

"That was like the best night I've had on this show!" said Setffie...

Dirk and Steffie pulled up in front of the mansion and got out the limo to enter the house.

"Hey hey hey What is going on?" said Dirk.

"Yeah why is Andrew packing his bags?" said Steffie.

"Hanna does not feel comfortable with me here, and I respect her wishes..." said Andrew as he dropped his head and rolled his suitcases to the main door.

"Yeah he needs to get the fuck out!" said Melissa laughing...

Confessional Steffie: Poor Andrew is crying and these mean evil bitches are laughing at his pain it's just sad.

"Andrew your cab is here!" yelled Dirk.

Dirk then helped Andrew roll his bags out to the cab

Confessional Dirk: I am kind of glad that that weak ass Andrew is gone! It leaves me the only guy with all these hot girls!

Everyone the hugged Andrew goodbye... Well only Steffie...

Andrew's last confessional: I was the most emotional I have ever been in my life in this house! I know that I will be portrayed as a punk or a sissy, but I fell in love and I just looked like a dork... I never thought that a girl would get me this sprung. None the less this journey was crazy and I hope to remain friends with SOME people I met here.

Andrew's exit song...
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Andrew's taxi then pulled off...

Confessional Hanna,Melissa,and Dani: YAY!!! FINALLY THE CREEP IS GONE! NO ONE IS LEFT BUT THE COOL KIDS!!! AND STEFFIE...

Hanna,Melissa,Dani,and Dirk decided to celebrate and run through the house nude and have a food fight to celebrate!

Confessional Dirk : I am actually pretty hard right now.. Melissa, Dani,and Hanna are so hot and they're naked!

Melissa sprayed Hanna with whipped cream and Dirk AND Dani licked it all off of her...

"This food fight is getting nasty! Let's wash it all off in the pool!" said Melissa

They all skinny dipped.

Hanna then started to make out with Dirk in the pool... Dani joined in and began to tongue down Hanna...

Confessional Dirk: I have a hot girl and a bi girl in my hands! It can't get any better!

Melissa was to drunk to process what was going on and she waddled up to bed, but on her way there she collapsed on the stair case.

Confessional Steffie: I hate Melissa but she is drunk and naked... So I have to help her up the stairs...

"Get up Melissa!" said Steffie.

"Uhhh your man is getting layed" Melissa slurred drunkly.

"Huh?" Steffie said...

Steffie then left Melissa on the floor on the stairs and proceeded to go to the pool.

"WHAT!!! IS DIRK FUCKING CHEATING ON ME!!!"

Steffie then saw THIS!


Steffie then grabbed two outdoor plants and threw them at Hanna and and Dirk and accidentally hit Danni as well.

"DIRK!!! I'M BREAKING SHIT BECAUSE OF YOU!!! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!" yelled Steffie as she threw vases and glass and plants at Dirk and Hanna in the pool.



TO BE CONTINUED!

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^Confessional - Steffie

I just walked in on Dirk cheating on me with HANNA! THAT BITCH IS EVIL, AND CONIVING AND CRUEL. I'm at a dark place right now, and there's no telling what I may do..

"DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE DOING?! DO YOU?!" Steffie screams with tears and mascara running down her face.

Dirk just stares blankly. "Don't you get it, BITCH? HE DOESN'T WANT YOU." laughs Hanna.

"You've changed Dirk! YOU'VE CHANGED, YOU AINT THE SAME MOTHA FUCKA I MET A MONTH AGO" cries Steffie.

"Steffie, babe, I was just having fun!" Dirk says as he reaches out to hug her. Steffie embraces her man in her arms. "Are you kidding me?" snaps Hanna. Dirk behind Steffie signals to Hanna he's just bullshitting her, Hanna ignores it and continues to yell in a drunken rage.

"STEFFIE, YOU ARE THE BOTTOM BITCH IN THIS HOUSE, GET OUT" Hanna yells. "YOU'RE DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" she screams as she runs into the house. "I'm packing this bitch's bags and she's leaving... TONIGHT!"


^Confessional - Hanna

Steffie is the last hoe that any of us want around. So I'm taking it upon myself to get rid of her.. ONCE AND FOR ALL.

"DON'T YOU TOUCH MY SHIT, DONT BITCH, DONT!" screams Steffie as she chases after Hanna.

"Steff, NO!!" Dirk yells,


^Confessional - Dani

Steffie is acting like a wild banshee, and this has nothing to do with me, this love triangle drama has been getting ready to unfold for awhile, so I'm ready to just sit back and watch.


^Confessional - Dirk

Girls fighting over me? It's nothing new to me, so whatever! I really don't like either of these girls, I'm kind of feeling Melissa now...


"STOP!" screams Steffie as she grabs Hanna.

Melissa still lays passed out on the stairs

Hanna and Steffie stare in each other's faces. "What are you gonna do Steffie?" laughs Hanna.


^Confessional - Steffie

I really wanna beat this bitch sideways, but I know if I do that, I'm never gonna see Dirk again, and she's going to steal him away...


"You know what? I'm a grown ass woman, and I know when I need to walk away, you can keep actin a fool all you want, but karma's a bitch" Steffie says sternly as she turns around and walks away.


"Are you kidding? You're not gonna hit me? You really are THE BOTTOM BITCH" says Hanna. "And you know what? I'M GONNA PACK YOUR SHIT, AND YOU'RE GETTING OUT! AHAHAHAHAHA" laughs Hanna psychotically.

Hanna runs up the stairs drunkenly, but doesn't realize Melissa is there and trips over her, falling backwards and landing on her ass.

Hanna passes out on the floor, and the house falls silent for the night.

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Preview of what's to come:

"MELISSA STOP!!!!!" screams Dani

"NO IMA FUCK THAT HOE UP!" yells Melissa.

" You wanna hit me bitch!?" cries Hanna

"NO WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE COOL WITH EACH OTHER PLEASE DON'T DO THIS" yells Dani.

"You're a fucking filthy backstabber!!!" cries out Hanna

Confessional Melissa: I am fucking drunk right now... So at this point it's war!

Melissa then pushes Hanna on the couch and clinches her fist and POW!

"Security!!! Security!!!! Stop her from hitting her!!! Get her off of her!!!"

18 HOURS EARLIER

Confessional Hanna: So I wake up and I am so sick of Steffie's face in this house! I just want Dirk and I want him all to myself.

Confessional Steffie: Dirk isn't going to play me... I am broken hearted but he can have Hanna! I don't need no dirty ass nigga sticking his dirty dick in me!

Hanna then walked up to Dani and Melissa's room...

"You know we run this house right?" said Hanna.

"Yeah we do" said Dani

Confessional Melissa: Idk why Dani is coll with this, but Hanna needs to realize that she is an extra, and she does not run this house! Me and Dani do... THAT'S IT!

Melissa rolls her eyes.

"Ugh we have to get Steffie out of this house and it will only be the cool kids here!" said Hanna.

Confessional Hanna: Me,Dirk,Dani,and Melissa are the cool kids! Steffie is the only loser here! She needs to join Aids-Den,Manikin,Tyler,Anita,Athena,and Andrew, on the loser list and LEAVE!

"Me you and Dirk were gettin it on until Hurricane Steffie rained on the parade!" said Dani.

"I know right... Like you guys! I really love him!" said Steffie.

Confessional Melissa: I like Hanna and all but she needs to WAKE UP! Dirk is here to have fun! He doesn't want her... She isn't in love... more like lust.

"Muah Muah Muah! peace out my bitches! " said Hanna as she skipped out of Dani and Melissa's room.

Several hours later

Confessional Dirk: So tonight is our last supper and our last party and Hanna wants me to help her peel potatoes for dinner... She thinks it will help us bond, but I just want the pussy...

All the roommates pick an item to prepare.

Confessional Steffie: So this is our last dinner and honestly I don't feel bonded AT ALL! I feel like Hanna and Dirk are together and then Dani and Melissa are together, and then it's just me... No one is talking... I am chopping onions for the salad, Dani and Melissa are preparing roast and Dirk and Hanna are peeling potatoes and kissing. This is dysfunctional.

"hahahahaha let's put laxatives in the roast to make them shit all over themselves!" said Melissa.

"Yeah I don't want no roast anyways" said Dani.

Dani ran upstairs and got laxative powder and poured it into a pan in replacement of flour to make gravy for the meat.

"They are going to be sick to their stomaches!!!" laughed Melissa.

meanwhile...

Steffie finished the salad and began to set the table.

Dirk and Hanna popped the potatoes in the oven and continued to flirt and make out.

Hanna then kissed Dirk and looked over at Steffie and stuck her tongue out.

"Girl I don't want him!" yelled Steffie.

Dirk's face dropped in shock...

Confessional Dirk: What? Steffie doesn't want me? I am relieved and disappointed at the same time.

"Well good bitch! He is all mine!" said Hanna as she pulled Dirk's tie and continued to tongue him down.

30 minutes later...

Everyone then gathered around the table for the last supper

"All right All right! Who wants to say something? Lets say something nice about each other." said Steffie.

Hanna continued kissing Dirk

and Dani and Melissa continued laughing about the laxatives and they all ignored Steffie trying to make an effort.

Confessional Steffie: This house is unlike no other house! The last supper felt like breakfast all by myself.

Steffie passed out the salad

Dirk passed out potatoes

and Dani passed out roast and laughed about it.

"What's so funny girl?" asked Hanna

"Oh nothing..." said Dani...

Dani and Melissa sneakingly raked their food into Knight's bowl.

Everyone then ate their food and it was an awkward silent dinner...

UNTIL...........

fart!!!!!!! fart!!!!!!! fart!!!!!!

"My fucking Stomach hurts!" yelled Steffie

"MINE IS TOO!!!" yelled Dirk.

Hanna's stomach bubbled and growled...

Dirk,Steffie,and Hanna looked at each other.....

and then BOOM they and broke ran to the restroom...

"HAHAHAHA! I WON BITCHES!!!" said Hanna as she shitted.

1 hour later

Confessional Dirk: Okay so the party is happening and we are all getting ready to head out to Diddy's party.

"Ugh I frigging diarrhea all over myself!!! I can't go..." said Steffie.

Confessional Steffie: I shitted all over my new dress and I am not going to Diddy's party with a poop stain on my clothes so I am gonna go to bed.

Dirk,Dani,Hanna,and Melissa all hopped in the limo to Diddy's party.

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Confessional Melissa: THIS IS OFF THE HOOK! I SEE NICKI, I SEE CASSIE, I SEE JAY, I SEE BEY, I SEE RI RI, I SEE DRIZZY, I SEE WEEZY, I SEE ROZAY, I SEE YAE, I SEE EVERYBODY!!!

Everyone was partying it up and dancing...

Dirk and Hanna are bumping and grinding but Dirk sees Melissa over on the other end of the club giving him signals...

Confessional Melissa: I'm drunk... I can probably hook up with Diddy's son tonight if I wanted or even Drake, but I go for frigging Dirk... He looks like George Clooney while I'm drunk... and I know Hanna likes him but I don't care!!! It's the fucking last party!

Dirk leaves Hanna and gos over to Melissa.

Confessional Dirk: I have been eying Melissa for a while now and she is fucking smoking! Fuck Hanna and Steffie! I want her.

Dirk began to dance with Melissa...

Hanna starred in shock...

"DANI!!!!!" Hanna yelled across the club, but Dani was to busy Dancing with Usher.

"Wanna dance honey" Justin Beiber asked Hanna.

"Ugh no!" said Hanna as she ran and cried.

Dirk and Melissa began making out hardcore.

"Let's go in the bathroom" whispered Melissa...

Melissa and Dirk then went into the restroom and locked the door....

Trey Songz tried to use the bathroom but it was locked and he could not get in

"Ay Who in there!!" yelled Trey.

Moans were heard....

"Ay yo Drake they fucking in there" said Trey

"Trey! Yo Trey! Do you think you can buy me a bottle of Rose?" yelled Nicki.

"Yeah Nicki here I come!" said Trey Songz.

Hanna got in a taxi and got a ride home...

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Melissa and Dirk exited the bathroom...

"That was amazing!" said Dirk

Confessional Melissa: Dirk's dong was like trying to stick a watermelon in a pin hole.

"Dani!!! Me and Dirk fucked each other!" said Melisa.

"Word?" said Dani.

Confessional Dani: So I am trying to party and Melissa brings her drunk ass over and tells me that she slept with Dirk... I am kind of surprised that she would do that to Hanna, but then again... It's Melissa and I am kinda not surprised.

"ALRIGHT LET'S GO HOME I'M TOO DRUNK TO STAND" said Melissa...

Dani and Dirk carried drunken Melissa to the limo and they took off home..

Back at home...

Hanna was on the phone crying talking to her best friend back at home.

"He fucking made out with a chick who I thought was my friend!"

Steffie heard Hanna crying her eyes out over that nunka and she went over to see what was wrong.

Confessional Steffie: IDC about the bitch... but she is crying and she looks like she is going to slit her wrist so I gotta see what's wrong with her...

"What happened at the party?" asked Steffie

"HOW DARE SHE!!! HOW FUCKING DARE SHE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT DOES TO ME!!!!!" yelled Hanna

"Um ok..." said Steffie as she walked away.

Melissa and Dirk and Dani the barged into the house ...

Hanna looked over and Melissa and said "You fucking drunk whore!"

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME BITCH?" yelled Melissa as she grabbed a knife and threw it at Hanna.

"NO MEL STOP!" said Dani...

"Babe why are you crying" said Dirk.

"Don't touch me scum bag! You fucked her and I know you did!" said Hanna as she pushed off Dirk and ran upstairs.

Confessional Hanna: I fucking hate Dirk and Melissa right now! I can't believe they made out right in front of me at the party! Ima fucking ruin Melissa's stuff...

Hanna then ran into Melissa's room and grabbed her make up box and dropped it off of the stair case.

Melissa saw her box explode on the ground and burst open and ran after Hanna...

"MELISSA STOP!!!!!" screams Dani

"NO IMA FUCK THAT HOE UP!" yells Melissa.

" You wanna hit me bitch!?" cries Hanna

"NO WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE COOL WITH EACH OTHER PLEASE DON'T DO THIS" yells Dani.

"You're a fucking filthy backstabber!!!" cries out Hanna

Confessional Melissa: I am fucking drunk right now... So at this point it's war!

Melissa then pushes Hanna on the couch and clinches her fist and POW!

"Security!!! Security!!!! Stop her from hitting her!!! Get her off of her!!!"

Confessional Hanna: Melissa is pulling my hair and punching me in the face mercilessly! I don't know what to do but scream...

Confessional Steffie: I am sitting her laughing at Melissa fuck Hanna up! Hanna is trying to punch her back, but Melissa is just punching her to a pulp and pinning her to the coach...

"HEY STOP!!!" said Dirk as he pulled Melissa off with the help of security...

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The producers scramble to get Melissa off of Hanna, but Hanna gets off pushing Melissa to the ground. Bloody and bruised up Hanna spits in Melissa's face.

"CUNT" yells Hanna. "WEAK BITCHHH" screams Melissa. The producers grab Melissa and Hanna.

"You're both DONE" the producers exclaim.


"Are you KIDDING ME?!" yells Dani. "Yo this is retarded, Melissa attacked her!" exclaims Dirk.


^Confessional - Dani

If Melissa is leaving I'm going too, this is bullshit!


"I'm leaving too! NOW YOUR RATINGS WILL SUFFER!" yells Dani.

^Confessional - Steffie

IF Dani, Melissa, and Hanna leave, that will mean all 8 of the original room mates of this season have been kicked off the show! And I'll be alone with Dirk.


"THIS HOUSE GOT THE DEVIL IN IT" screams Dani. "Get off me BITCH, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE" snaps Melissa shaking free of the producers. "I'm not leaving, i MADE THIS SHOW, AND YOU CAN'T SEND THE STAR HOME" yells Melissa.

"Please calm down!" exclaims the producers. The producers seperate Melissa and Dani into the backyard.

^Confessional - Melissa

They're trying to send me home?! are they dumb?!



Hanna in tears says "I want the cops involved, I'm pressing charges!" Hanna calls 911

Hanna: Hello?!
Operator: *yawn* hello?
Hanna: *cries*
Operator: Hello?
Hanna: PLease send the cops! I've been beat and stabbed!
Operator: Right away mam, where is your attacker?
Hanna: The BITCH IS HERE, I WANT HER ARRESTED HURRY -hangs up-


^Confessional - Hanna

Melissa is dangerous and needs to be arrested! She's done nothing but been a mean spirited evil trollish looking girl!


^Confessional - Dirk

I'm starting to see why there's only 5 people left in this house, these people are crazy, and I am OVER IT! I'm not even going to say good bye to these hoes. Me and Knight are sneaking out, ADIOS.


Dirk with his bags packed sneaks out of the house with Knight making sure to shit on the floor before leaving.


"This is ridiculous" says Steffie holding her hand on her heart. "We have less then 6 hours before the limos come get us!" she yells into the air.

- meanwhile outside -


"THIS HOUSE GOT THE DEVIL IN IT" screams Dani. "These bitches are evil!" agrees Melissa. "Melissa why did you attack Hanna?! There was no need for that bullshit!" scolds Dani.


^Confessional - Dani

I'm disappointed in Melissa because everything that's happening here is prevenatable..

Suddenly the backyard door opens and the production team, Hanna and the police follow.

"Melissa Greene?" asks the officer. "Umm hi....?" says a scared Melissa. "You're under arrest!" yells the cop as he tazers her. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" she yells in agony


"YAY" cheers Hanna. Dani watches all this in awe as her best friend is put in hand cuffs and taken away.


"Dani, LEAVE ALSO, THIS PRODUCTION TEAM ARE A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS" yells Melissa.

^Confessional - Melissa

I got arrested... but this bitch better know if I ever see her again, I am going to kill her. I PROMISE HER THAT.


The cops leave, taking Melissa away.

Hanna, Dani and Steffie are the final room mates remaining.

Hanna and Dani return inside. "I'm sorry for how things went down." Dani says to Hanna. "Dani, I don't want your apology. You need to see that as long as you are associated with Melissa, people will hate you and judge you because of her! From day one she has prevented you from getting to know ANYONE ELSE" Hanna explains.


^Confessional - Hanna

I'm telling Dani this because I'm hoping I can somehow reach out to her and help her see what kind of person Melissa is.


Dani stays quiet and says nothing. The producers return and make an important announcement.

"We've been evicted from this mansion, because of the countless complaints we've recieved and dealt with, all of you will be leaving now, rather then tomorrow." The room fills a silence


^Confessional - Dani

I was ready to go anyway.. this experience has added about 15 years to my age.


The girls bring their luggage down stairs and gather around. "I don't have nothing to say to either of you" says Steffie, as she walks out with a bourgy attitude.

Hanna and Dani silently leave as well, with no room mates leaving on good terms.

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