|
|
Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Jul 16, 2010 15:49:23 GMT -5
Steffie, Tyler, Anita, and Andrew all stared in unison at Athena. Athena noticed this, and looked very freaked out. "What the hell are you guys staring at?" said Athena. "Come over here..." Anita asked. Confessional Athena - I just got almost sent home, and now my alcohol is taken away...these bitches better not be starting some shit. "Athena..you don't like The Millionaires right?" Tyler asked. "Hell no!" Athena said. "And you would love to get them back for all they did to you, right?" Tyler said curiously. "Hell Yes!" Athena Said. "Well we have a plan....... " Tyler then secretly tells Athena their entire plan. Confessional Athena - It's not that I like the "Cheetahs" but I hate those bitches the "Millionaires" even more. -Meanwhile at the rehearsal- "Let's go test this out!" Dani says.  "Drop it down, raise it up
Side to side, left to right
Lick your lips, flip your hair
Watch him sweat over there
High heels, make-up, fake eyelashes
Look at you, you're so damn plastic!
Acrylics on with orangey skin
That lipo really made you thin"The millionaires all sing. "You guys sound amazing tonight!!!" Dana says. Confessional Melissa - I can already tell this concert is going to be amazing!! The Millionaires all then go backstage to get all glammed up. "So, what are we going to do about NO alcohol and all the lame asses?" Dani asks putting on her fake eyelashes. "HAHA glad im not in this house!" Allison says, downing a shot while she gets her extensions put in. "You think I give a shit what some fucking four eyed freak therapist says?" Melissa exclaims, downing a shot. "MELISSA STOP! You can't get kicked out!" Dani says taking the alcohol out of melissas hands. Confessional Dani - I love Melissa but she's being stupid..shes drinking and if she fails the breathalyzer she's going home! "Dana, you look really hot tonight....you should dance onstage with us ! <3" Allison says. *Shows Dana sitting down in the dressing room*  "SURE!" Dana says. -back at the house- The Cheetahs all get in the car to go to the concert... Confessional Athena - So we are going to the concert to ruin their lives....I'm going to fucking ruin their concert. "MILLIONAIRES, STAND BY 4 MINUTES!" a crew worker yells as the Millionaires all stand ready to go on stage. Anita, Steffie, Tyler, and Andrew all run into the crowd as Athena walks towards the set, avoiding the Millionaires. "2 MINUTES!" The crew screams. Athena shows the workers her REAL WORLD pass so they let her through. She climbs up to the roof of the venue, and begins climbing around up top. "ITS SHOWTIME!!!" The crew screams.
The Millionaires all run out on stage, and begin singing.  "DROP IT DOWN, RAISE IT UP!" they all begin as Dana dances around. "Athena climbs up to the emergency sprinklers, lights a ciagerette and blows the smoke all over the sprinklers. THE FIRE SPRINKLERS GO OFF, CAUSING THE ENTIRE VENUE TO GET DRENCHED IN WATER, INCLUDING ALL THE MILLIONAIRES AND ALL THEIR TECHNICAL EQUIPMENT.
"OH MY GOD!!" The millionaires scream.
TO BE CONTINUED.
[/center][/size][/color][/font] |
|
|
|
Post by Prince Eric on Jul 18, 2010 0:12:33 GMT -5
Confessional Melissa: Oh my goodness! The sprinklers went off and it is wetting my weave and pissing me off, BUT a true performer knows that YOU CAN NOT LOSE YOUR COOL ON STAGE! Whether it is technical difficulties, or even if you fall, you must act like nothing went wrong and get back on your feet!
The Millionaires acted like it was all apart of the concert and kept it professional. They began to play with the water and dance in it and rub it on their hair and act sexy with it. The crowd cheered and began to take off their clothes!
Confessional Dani: I know the lame ass cheetahs had something to do with it BUT THIS MAKES ME LOVE THEM!!! They basically made our concert better! The water is actually working as a awesome effect and the crowd is going bananas! We are just soaking it up and having a great time in the water.
Allison jumped out into the crowd and got carried
but even though the Millionaires made the best of the attempt of sabotage, Dana was NOT having it... So she went straight to security.
"Um excuse me! Someone has tampered with the sprinklers and tried to ruin the group that a manage concert." Dana told security.
"On sec hun" said security as they called up Diddy himself!
Diddy picked up the phone and heard that someone deliberately soaked the stage and said "Oh hell NO! GO TO WHERE EVER THE FUCKING SPRINKLERS ARE AT THE TOP AND GET EVERY MOTHER FUCKER IN YOUR PATH!"
Athena ran back down stairs and joined the rest of the Cheetahs!
"Mission accomplished! I got the sprinklers to go off and fucked up the concert!" said Athena in glee.
"YES!!! That is what I'm talking about baby!" said Tyler.
"Okay now let's go home and pretend NOTHING HAPPENED!" said Anita.
"Oh shit!!!" said Athena
"What? What happened?" asked Andrew.
"I fucking left my FAVORITE lighter upstairs where the sprinklers were."
"Why the hell do you have a favorite lighter?" said Anita.
"Because it lights the best blunts!" said Athena.
Tyler rolled his eyes and said "Ugh go and get it then! But make it quick..."
Athena looked up over to the side of the parking lot and saw cops pulling up! and said...
"Uhhh Ummm Why do I have to do all the fucking running back and forth? Can you please get it for me Tyler?"
"Why are you so fucking lazy?" asked Tyler.
"HELLO! Aren't I the one who just did the dirty work?" said Athena...
"Alright! Alright! What color is it?" said Tyler.
"It's Orange" said Athena.
Tyler ran upstairs to go get Athena's lighter, but he did not know that cops would catch him.
Tyler finally made it to the top of the building where the sprinklers were and found Athena's favorite orange lighter.
"Here gos the bad boy!" said Tyler as he picked it up and held it.
"THERE HE IS!!!!!" said the cops as they saw Tyler holding up the lighter.
"Wait what???" said Tyler.
"PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP! DIDDY WANTS YOU ARRESTED FOR PUTTING THAT LIGHTER UP TO THE SPRINKLERS!" said the cops.
"but... but..." said Tyler as he was tackled to the ground.
"YOUR UNDER ARREST!" said the cops.
Anita,Steffie,and Andrew were all at the parking lot wondering where Tyler was.
"He is taking soooo long and I am fucking tired!" said Steffie.
"I have to poop!" said Andrew.
"Ugh maybe we should leave him?" said Athena.
"WAIT WHAT!? NO! NO! WE CAN NOT JUST LEAVE HIM!" said Athena.
"Why not? Steffie is so tired she is about to pass out and Andrew has to fucking shit!" said Athena.
"Well Steffie go lay in the car and rest! and Andrew go inside the building and poop!" said Anita.
"WHY SO HE CAN GET CAUGHT BY THE MILLIONAIRES AND DANA?!" said Athena.
"She has a good point Anita... I am sure Tyler will understand..." said Steffie.
"LISTEN TO YOURSELVES! We can not leave our friend!" said Anita.
Athena rolled her eyes and looked at her watch.
The Millionaires had just finished performing their segment and went to meet Diddy.
"WOW Although that water probably fucked my hair up, We rocked that shit!" said Melissa.
"I know right? That was so much fucking fun! The fans loved us" said Allison.
"WELL DONE LADIES!" said Diddy.
"I wanna take you ladies out to get some drinks for celebration!" said Diddy.
"YAY US!!!" said the Millionaires as they clapped in joy.
"YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!" said the officers as they marched Tyler into Diddy's office.
"HERE HE IS SIR!!!"
"You try to fuck with my concert bastard!?" yelled Diddy.
"No sir..." said Tyler shooken up.
"Well well well... It was YOU Tyler! I knew it was you!" said Dani.
"IT WASN'T ME BITCH! IT WAS ATHENA!" yelled a pissed off Tyler.
"Oh wow... So why were you the one caught?" said Dana.
Tyler explained everything.
"That's it! I gotta go to the bathroom!" said Andrew.
"I'm out!" said Steffie.
"Bye Anita!!! It has been like 15 minutes now! He is probably fucking some random guy or chick in the bathroom while we are out here waiting!" said Athena.
"Well you guys can leave! I am staying and waiting for Tyler" said Anita.
Steffie,Andrew,and Athena ran to the truck and went to go home.
Anita stood in the middle of the parking lot and waited for 5 seconds and then said "WAIT YOU GUYS! I'M COMING!" as she ran and followed the rest to the car.
Confessional Anita: I feel bad for leaving Tyler but... I am not going to walk home at late hours!
The Cheetah gang minus Tyler went back to the mansion.
"I swear! I did not do it!" said Tyler.
"I don't believe him" laughed Allison.
"You know what... I don't believe anything this fool says either! GET THIS CLOWN OUT MY FUCKING OFFICE!!!" said Diddy.
The cops then proceeded to take Tyler to jail but Dani stopped them.
"Wait! I believe him! That bitch Athena is sneaky and she could have set him up!" said Dani.
"Yeah Athena is full of shit" said Melissa.
Confessional Melissa and Dani: We are not trying to get Tyler freed because we feel bad for him, but because we know that he will be happy with us and then be pissed at his fucking Cheetah Girls and this will break them up for good!
"If my girls believe him then it's alright with me! LET HIM GO!" said Diddy.
The cops then let him go.
"GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!" said Diddy.
Tyler was shaken up as he walked back down stairs to meet up with the rest of the Cheetahs.
"NOW LADIES LET'S HIT THE BAR!" said Diddy as he grabbed hands with Melissa,Dani,Allison,and Dana and they all went in the elevator with Tyler.
The Millionaires were laughing and smiling hugging on Diddy, while Tyler was right next to them in the elevator with his head down.
3rd floor
2nd floor
1st floor...
the elevator doors swung open and The Millionaires exited the lobby and went into Diddy's Limo with Dawn and Cassie in it.
while Tyler went looking in the parking lot for the Cheetahs...
"YAY!!!!!!!!!" yelled the Millionaires as they sped off to the bar in Diddy's limo.
"WHERE ARE THEY!!!!" yelled Tyler.
Confessional Tyler: THEY LEFT ME! THEY FUCKING LEFT ME! I am going to fuck shit up when I get home! You'll see.
Tyler took a taxi home...
The Cheetahs were at the mansion.
Steffie was asleep.
Andrew was using the restroom.
and
Anita was feeling terrible about leaving Tyler.
Confessional Anita: I left my friend! The one who saved me from being raped! I feel soooo terrible!
Athena walked around the house laughing on the phone to her best friend about what she did to the Millionaires... and then all of a sudden!
Tyler was at the door and he wasn't happy.
Andrew flushed the toilet and then ran to answer the door.
"MOVE YOU FUCKING UGLY ASS CHINK!" yelled Tyler as he bumped passed Andrew knocking him down.
"hey what was that for?" said Andrew.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! AND DON'T FUCKING SAY A WORD TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!" said Tyler very furious.
"Hey what's the noise?" said Steffie.
"TAKE IT UP THE ASS CUNT!" yelled Tyler.
"Oh my goodness Tyler calm down!" said Steffie.
"NOOOOO!!!!!" said Tyler as he began breaking shit in the house and tearing down portraits.
"STOP TYLER PLEASE" cried Anita.
"Shut up bitch! I thought you were my friend you stupid dyke!" said Tyler.
"No Tyler! I understand how you feel but..." said Anita as she got cut off by Tyler.
"I do not want your fucking explanation you ugly whore! You crossed me and we are no longer friends!" said Tyler.
"No Tyler please do not do this! I know we left you but you can not blame us for your actions!" said Anita.
"MY ACTIONS! YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I BEEN THROUGH!" said Tyler.
"Ugh what did you go through lame ass" said Athena as she entered the room.
" IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!" said Tyler as he through the lighter at Athena's eye as hard as he could.
"OUCH!!!!" yelled Athena as she fell to the ground.
" I WAS ARRESTED!" said Tyler.
"What!?" said Steffie.
"I WAS ARRESTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Tyler.
"Why?! did the arrest you?" said Andrew.
"BECAUSE I'M BRITISH THAT'S WHY!!!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'VE BEEN THROUGH! AND YOU LEAVE ME AND FORCE ME TO TAKE A TAXI HOME! YOU SELFISH BITCHES!" yelled Tyler.
Tyler began breaking the whole house down.
Steffie and Anita tried to stop him but he said "MOVE! MOVE MOVE! BITCHES MOVE!!! MOVE!!! MOVE!"
"Tyler please stop" Andrew cried.
"Ima fuck you bitches up! So sleep with one eye open!" said Tyler.
Confessional Anita: *cries* *snotty nose* I shouldn't have left him!!!!!!!!! *cries* *snot falls out*
"FUCK YOU STEFFIE!
FUCK YOU ANDREW!
FUCK YOU TOO ATHENA!!
FUCK YOU TOO BITCH!
FUCK ALL OF YOU BITCHES IN THIS HOUSE!" yelled Tyler.
END EPISODE
|
|
|
|
Post by Admin on Jul 20, 2010 14:35:51 GMT -5
EPISODE SIX
Confessional - TylerLast night I was betrayed by my group of followers, I'm so fucking pissed off, but I can't side with the millionaires. Tyler awaks and heads out side for a smoke, and notices Dani, Melissa, Allison and Dana there. "This is so sad, we only have like 2 days together left" says Melissa pouting her lips. "I know right babe? I feel like there hasn't been enough action" admits Allison. Dani takes a drag of her boogies then offers an idea, " I think we've seen all we can see in the city, lets go somewhere, New York has plenty to fucking do". Confessional - DaniI love New York City, but after being here for a month and a half, it gets boring. I think it's time to check out other party areas."Well it's friday.... why don't we all head out to the hamptons? We can rent a house and go for the weekend!" offers Dana. "OMG.... that place is guido central" comments Allison. "I totally wanna go!" says Melissa. Confessional - MelissaIt's official, we're going to the hamptons BITCH.
Tyler over hears the conversation and rolls his eyes. "I hate guidos" he comments. "GET OVER IT" snaps Allison Dana goes to speak to the producers. The cheetahs are nervous on where they stand in the house. "Tyler is so mad at me.. and this is all your fault Athena!" snaps Anita. "Shut up cunt, I'm sick of you complaining! If tyler was your real friend he would have listened to you. He clearly isn't a leader, so I'll be taking charge!" she demands. Steffie and Andrew simply nod their heads in silence. Confessional - AthenaI've finally got my own set of worker bees, YAY! Anita is annoying though, I think she'll be the first disposable one if I need to get rid of someone. Anita steps away and goes to find Tyler in his room. "Tyty...?" Anita says humbly. "I don't want to talk to you, I don't want to speak to you, I don't want to know you, I want nothing to do with you!" he says sharply. "Please, listen to me! Athena is brainwashing Steffie and Andrew." she pleads. "Cry me a fucking river" Tyler says slaming the door. Confessional - TylerI don't give 2 shits about Anita or anyone before known in the cheetah gang, they mean nothing to me. "I've had enough of Tyler and Anita" admits Athena to Steffie and Andrew. "I never saw Tyler get like that with me" says Steffie sadly. "EW NOT YOU TOO" says Athena. "I'm with you all the way!" says Andrew. "Aww love you!" says Athena. "House meeting!!" the producers call. All of the room mates gather in the living room, with Dana next to the producers. "Everyone, pack your bags, you're all going to the Hamptons for the weekend!" says the producer. Everyone jumps for joy and excitement. "I'm going to the shore!!!!!!!! BITCH" |
|
|
|
Post by Prince Eric on Jul 20, 2010 23:30:44 GMT -5
Confessional Melissa: I am glad we are going to the shore, but I am pissed that the losers are following along... Why did the producers have to send them too? Ugh it is so annoying.
"Why did you tell the producers to invite THEM Dana?!" said Dani.
"I didn't... They said that if we go then we all have to go..." said Dana
"UGH!" said Melissa.
"What Ever! We are going to have a blast no matter what!!!" said Allison doing a group hug.
but... Tyler decided to decline.
" *fake cough* *fake cough* I'm not feeling too well and I do not wanna go to the Hamptons..." said Tyler to the producers.
"Awww poor you... You may stay in the mansion and rest" said the producers.
Confessional Tyler: I am not really sick! I just don't wanna go with these bitches! I hate everyone in this dumb house!
Anita looked over and saw that Tyler opted out of the mini vacation.
Confessional Anita: I can not let Tyler be here all alone  At the end of the day... He saved me from being raped and I have to stick by his side, no matter if he likes me or not.
Anita then played sick as well...
"ACHU! I can't go producers... I think I've got the flu..." said Anita.
"What is going around in this house? Why is everyone all of a sudden sick? Well too bad... I guess you and Tyler must stay." said the producers.
Confessional Tyler: Idk why the bitch Anita is faking to stay with me! I don't wanna be bothered with her! If she stays then I am locking my door the whole time and I will go out alone without her.
"Ugh those lame asses Tyler and Anita are staying! You two better not punk the fuck out!" Athena yelled at Steffie and Andrew.
"I we won't Athena!" said Andrew and Steffie in unison.
"GOOD!" said Athena.
Confessional Athena: Andrew and Steffie are my followers now! It is now me and my worker bees vs The Millionaires on this vacation to the Hamptons! I am going to rock this vacation and I am going to steal the hot Guido's from Dani and Melissa.
A limo pulled up outside of the house to take the cast mates to the Hamptons!
"Oh my gosh this house is dope!!!" yelled Dani as she entered the doors of the suite!
"YES!!! FOLLOW ME STEFFIE AND ANDREW THIS IS OUR ROOM!" yelled Athena.
"THIS IS OUR ROOM! WE WILL ALL SHARE A BED" yelled Melissa to the rest of the Millionaires.
"Yay! We got the balcony!!!" said Allison.
Tyler has shot his door and locked it.
"Tyler? I think we should talk..." said Anita.
"NO." Tyler said as he opened his door, grabbed the car keys and drove off into the night.
Confessional Tyler: I wanna drive off a bridge right now! This bitch is annoying! I am gonna go get shit faced tonight and like black out or something and see where God takes me...
"Tyler wait!!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!" Anita yelled... *Scrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Tyler pulled off.
Confessional Anita: Ugh I am sitting here at the house alone, and I am regretting not going to the Hamptons. I guess Tyler is a lost case...
The Millionaires had all just finished taking a group shower and they were all looking in their vanity together brushing and spraying their hair discussing things...
"I think we should all go out tonight and meet hot Guidos" suggested Allison as she combed her hair.
"Me too! I wanna get some action tonight" said Melissa as she fixed her makeup.
"Okay! It is done! We will all go out tonight  Let me just get all pretty and ready to go!" said Dana.
Athena was eavesdropping on the Millionaires discussion and laughed with an evil laugh!
Confessional Athena: I wanna steal all the Millionaires shine tonight! I am the star of this season!!! My worker bees Andrew and Steffie are going to follow me and help me ruin the Millionaires!!!
Steffie eavesdropped on Athena gloating about stealing the Millionaires spot light and she took heavy offense to Athena calling her a worker bee!
Confessional Steffie: Oh hell no! Idk who Athena thinks she is, but I am NO weak bitch!!! I am gonna humiliate her tonight in front of all the hot guys and the Millionaires!
"Andrew! Come here! we will not downgrade ourselves and become Athena's followers! We have to make her look bad!" said Steffie.
Confessional Steffie: I have a good plan to make Athena sorry and embarrassed... *evil smirk*
"COME ON WORKER BEES!!!" said Athena not knowing that Andrew and Steffie were not having it.
"OKAY GIRL!!! ;D ;D ;D" said Steffie being fake... and then she mumbled under her breath "I got your worker bee bitch!"
|
|
|
|
Post by Admin on Jul 21, 2010 23:55:53 GMT -5
Confessional - AnitaSeriously, Tyler is being totally wild right now. We're supposed to be best friends and he's out right now getting drunk and stupid, instead of listening to me! Anita throws something on quick, then rushes down stairs, just as she's about to open the door she hears a knock on the other end. Confessional - AnitaSo I'm rushing to go find Tyler when suddenly there's a knock at the door! So I'm all excited because I think it's Tyler!
Anita opens the door all smiles, then immediately shrieks at the site of a tall male with light brown hair, and dressed pretty nice. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE MEN, WHO ARE YOU" Anita screams. "Calm down! I'm your new room mate" says the stranger extremely charming, with an even more charming smile. Anita suddenly feels very relaxed and lets him in. Dirk - 22 year old sociology student from oakland, California. Dirk since a young age was someone who was always good at getting what he wants, he's very charming and amicable and enjoys making friends and connections for his future use. He's someone who doesn't like followers and considers them weak. He wants to be equal with everyone in the house. On his experience on the real world, he HOPES to get along with people for the most part but is not afraid to get his hands dirty. He also has a pet husky, Knight who never leaves his side and is extremely well trained. "The Sneaky Charmer"  ]  Dirk enters but Knight runs right passed him. "Oh my god.. is he yours?" asks Anita. "Yup, he's my buddy.. and never leaves my side. Confessional - DirkHey everyone, yeah yeah I know I'm coming into this pretty late, but I was given a call to come on here, would you say no if you were me? Don't threaten me with a good time!"So whats up, you look like you're in a rush?" asks Dirk. "Umm.. there really isn't that much time to explain, we need to find someone! " Anita says rushing out the door with Dirk. With Knight following after them. "So this is an outdoor club?" asks Dana. "Yeahh 'Neptune' it's guido central, I went there before when I was like 15" says Allison. Confessional - DaniSo me and my girls are going to NEPTUNE, this place looks sick. Hot boys, hot girls, I think it's time I got some action."I'm horny!" confesses Melissa. "Me too!" says Allison. "I think we all are.." says Dana. Steffie, Athen and Andrew are quiet in the van as can be. Confessional - AthenaI don't know what my worker bees problems are, but as long as I get what I need from them I really dont care! teehheeeThe room mates finally pull up to the Neptune beach club, and they're shocked with the mosh of people.    Confessional - Athena Oh my god.. fake hair extensions, fake tans, fake nails, everyone is plastic and brown, THIS IS HEAVEN!"PAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" says a huge of a guido man with a megaphone. "oh i wanna say hi to him, he's hot!" says Athena. The room mates head over to the huge guido. Anita and Dirk are in the car, and Anita is giving Dirk a run down of what's gone on in the house and why she is so close to Tyler. "Wow, sounds like you owe him alot." Confessional - DirkTo me it sounds like Anita is weak minded.. and kind of following Tyler. The guy seriously sounds like he wants to be alone, so why the hell are we on a search for him? But I guess this is my chance to win her over."Do you have anything that belongs to Tyler in this car?" asks Dirk. Anita in a panic thinks. "um UM... UM!!!!!!! THIS SWEAT SHIRT, QUICK, HOLD THE WHEEL WHILE I TAKE IT OFF." she says while she begins to undress. "AH!" shrieks Dirk as he grabs the wheel quickly, swiishing and swerving between lanes. Finally after a moment she takes her sweatshirt off, and gives it to Dirk. "Alright thanks. Knight, come here boy" Knight comes up to his owner and gives him a nice lick on the cheek. "remember this smell" he commands as he makes Knight smell the sweatshirt... Anita pulls up to lolippop world. "Woah what is this place?" asks Dirk. "Um.. his exboyfriend owns this place." she explains "Knight, do you got a smell". "Woof!!" confirms Knight. "alright, he's here, lets go!" says Dirk as they all get out of the car, and allow Knight lead to Tyler.
|
|
|
|
Post by Prince Eric on Jul 22, 2010 1:18:51 GMT -5
Everyone approached the HGIC "head guido in charge"
"Hey big boy!" said Athena.
The guido Antonio looked Athena up and down and licked his lips...
"Hey baby what's up!?" said Antonio.
"Oh I am just a little slippery right now" Athena said as she rubbed her panties.
"Oh well... I got just the thing for you baby." said Antonio as he stepped down off the stage and grabbed Athena's hand.
"Ew she is such a sloppy hoe!" said Steffie as she watched Athena walk off with Antonio from a distance.
" I know! She is classless!" said Andrew
"Oh my gosh! Antonio why are you with this ugly hooker!?" said a random Italian chick.
"Who are you calling a hooker bitch!" said Athena as she threw a drink in the Italian chicks face.
"Oh hell no bitch!" said the Italian chick as she slapped Athena.
"Ima fuck this bitch up!!!" said Athena.
"Ladies! Ladies! Ladies!" said Antonio laughing an evil laugh.
"We can have a threesome and make everything all better...
Antonio grabbed Athena by her wrist and grabbed the other Italian chick by her wrist and pulled her them into a vip lounge...
"Ooooh I like the way you man handle us Antonio!" said Athena.
"Baby I fuck rough and nasty!" said Antonio as she ripped and tore the dress off the other Italian babe and slapped Athena's ass hard.
"Oooooh daddy! That dress was expensive!" said the other Italian girl.
"I can buy you 50 of those bitch! Bring that ass over here" yelled Andrew and he grabbed the chick by her neck and began fucking her and pounding her hard.
Athena watched and began rubbing her tits.
Antonio the grabbed Athena's hair and began..... You get then picture...
Anita ran into the club and Dirk tried to run after her but the bouncer pushed him back and said "NO PETS ALLOWED" and pointed to the sign that said no animals...
"All right dude... I'll wait outside with him... Come here boy!" said Dirk to Knight.
While Dirk waited outside.. Anita ran inside and to find Tyler...
"WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?!" she yelled as she searched. Tyler was in the VIP and he is completely shit faced and drugged up.
Confessional Anita: OMG I look over and see Tyler just popping bottles and pills... He is a mess and I need to take him home!
"COME ON TYLER!!!!!!!" said Anita as she tried to grab his arm but he snatched away..
"NOOOO WAY BITCH!" Tyler slurred.
"LOOK AT YOURSELF!" said Anita.
"NO!!!" yelled Tyler as he pushed Anita and knocked over some glass bottles in the club.
"NAH THIS IS NOT GONNA GO DOWN!" said the bouncers as they kicked Anita and Tyler out.
Tyler and Anita were forced out of the club and thrown on the sidewalk causing Knight to erupt from the smell of Tyler.
"BARK! BARK! BARK!!!!" Knight sounded off and went crazy from the smell of Tyler.
"CALM DOWN BOY!" yelled Dirk.
"Who the hell is this dude!?" Tyler slurred as he looked at Dirk with his glazed eyes.
Confessional: Eeeew this is the douche Anita was talking about!? He is such a punk ass!
"This is our new roommate! Tyler let's go home!" yelled Anita
BUT Tyler ran into the middle of the street! "TYLER!!!!" yelled Anita.
Tyler ran in traffic... and then Knight broke off and ran and went after Tyler...
"KNIGHT!!!!" yelled Dirk.
A car then lost control and ZOOM!!!
It almost hit Knight.
A car stopped and honked at Tyler to get out of the street.
"GET OUT OF THE GOD DAMN STREET ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!" yelled an angry driver.
Anita then pulled Tyler out of the street...
Dirk grabbed Knight.
"DUDE!!! IF MY DOG WAS HIT I FUCKING SWEAR!!!" yelled Dirk as he withheld himself from punching Tyler.
"Get in the fucking car! Now go go go!" yelled Anita as she pushed drunken/high Tyler in the truck.
Angry Dirk, Frazzled Anita, Hyper Knight,and Drunken Tyler, all got in the truck and went home...
After Antonio finished fucking Athena and the other chick, he got them both drinks on him.
Athena drunk her glass up and then she fell out. Antonio then slumped topless Athena over his back and passed her off to his homeboys....
Antonio went back to hosting the party and got the megaphone and said "IT'S TIME FOR THE WET BIKINI CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!" yelled all the ladies.
"OMFG the party host is sooo hot!!!" said Dana.
"Girls I think we should all join the wet bikini contest!" said Melissa.
"Oh hell yeah!" said Allison.
Allison,Melissa,Dana,and Dani all ran up on the stage with Antonio.
"We got 4 sexy ladies!!!" yelled Antonio. "ANYONE ELSE?" asked Antonio.
"Should I do it?" Steffie asked Andrew
"Yeah sure!" said Andrew
Steffie ran up on stage as well.
"Oh we got a black chick!" said Antonio.
"ANYONE ELSE!!!?" yelled Antonio
a hot guidette then raised her hand and ran on stage.
"Now this is what I am talking about!" said Antonio.
The water hose turned on and Antonio began spraying the girls "Alright shake your asses in them tight bikinis!" said Antonio.
Melissa was the best
Allison did amazing
Dana's body was stunning
Dani was doing great tricks
and
Steffie looked good too
but the Guidette was ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE!
Antonio then said "I guess it is time for me to pick the obvious winner..."
Antonio whispered among his Italian ladies and then snapped his fingers twice.
His pack of guidettes then walked forward shoved Allison,Melissa,Dana,Dani,and Steffie in the pool.
"The winner is the GORGEOUS GUIDETTE!" yelled Antonio as he smacked her ass and raised her arm as the champ. *the crowd of guidos cheered!*
The Millionaires and Steffie swam up to the top of the pool "THIS WAS BULLSHIT!!!!" yelled Allison
"I CLEARLY WON JERK!!!" yelled Melissa
"WHAT A JERK!" yelled Dana
"MY WEAVE!!!" yelled Steffie
"You are an asshole!" yelled Dani.
"I know I am baby" said Antonio as he winked.
"finish em" Antonio whispered to his babes.
The crowd began spraying the New york cast with water guns and throwing beach balls at them.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Allison.
Confessional Steffie: It just sucks... *drops head* It just.... *cries* MY HAIR IS RUINED!
|
|
|
|
Post by Admin on Jul 27, 2010 13:46:09 GMT -5
"This is lame, why'd we come here" remarks Dani. "I totally agree" says Allison. "Lets GO HOME" demands Melissa. The millionaires along with Steffie and Andrew head back to the Hamptons house to retire for the night. Confessional - SteffieThis place is full of guidos, and 3 philipinos, 1 egyptions, a white girl, and a black bitch just don't fit in.The room mates arrive back at the house, Steffie frustrated that her plan failed. "Where is Athena" asks Melissa. "Like.. who cares" says Allison. "It's only.. 1 am..." she's probably still fucking that ugly italian" snaps Dani. Confessional - AndrewI'm kind of sick of this drama... all these girls in this house, they just wanna fight. I don't like Athena but I gotta get the hell out of here already. Andrew rolls his eyes and heads off to bed. "I'm tired, bye" he says strutting off. Suddenly, the Hampton house doors SLAM open. And in comes the huge guido Antonio along with Athena. "Oh hay" says Athena. The Millionaires are all begining to get really annoyed. "This is my.. BOYFRIEND, Antonio, isn't he hot!" asks Athena teasingly. "I know what you mean when you say you're the hottest girl here babe" comments Antonio, looking at each of the girls with a face of disgust. Confessional - AthenaMe and Antonio.. just have alot of CHEMISTRY. We're made for each other!"Um, you need to leave" says Allison to Antonio. "Nah babe, this is my house too, Athena is with me". "i honestly.. DONT CARE. You need to get out" snaps Allison. "Shut up you ugly bitch, you're just here to extend your 15 minutes of fame!" snaps Athena. "BITCH I AM FAMOUS, I AM A MOTHER FUCKING STAR" screams Allison at the top of her lungs. "You're a nobody!" screams Antonio. Confessional - MelissaJust who does this roid head guido think he is? Coming into OUR hampton vacation home, and yelling in my sister's face."Bitch who the fuck do you think you are talking to her like that?" snaps Melissa. "I'm talking to a wannabe STAR cunt!" snaps Athena. Dani gets in the middle of the millionaires and the guidos. Confessional - DaniRight now, I'm trying to calm everyone down, because with the way things are going, it's about go fucking down"Athena." Dani says calmly "Either your boyfriend leaves... or you both leave" she tries to say with a calm demeanor. Athena gets into Dani's face. "I think you should leave.. BITCH" -slow mo- Athena winds her hand back as hard as she can and slaps Dani whiplashing her. The millionaires' jaws drop. "DONT CALL ME A BITCH" screams Dani as she pushes Athena knocking her to the floor. Antonio picks up Athena. "You're a jealous fucking dyke" Athena gets up taking off her heels and screaming "YOU'RE A JEALOUS DYKE, YOU JUST WISH YOU COULD FUCK ME" screams Athena. Dani red in the face screams back, putting her hands behind her so she doesn't hit her. "YOU GOT BALLS NOW? You wanna FIGHT? WALK THIS WAY BITCH AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS" "I DONT GIVE A FUCK" screams Dana "I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE" she says as she charges at Athena. Melissa, and Steffie follow after. "AHH" screams Athena as she runs away from them, going up the stairs. Antonio grabs Allison. "What's the problem babe? you like drama" he asks "GET OFF" Allison says punching Antonio in the face. "YOU KIDDING ME?" he says swinging her away knocking her to the ground. "You wanna hit a girl?" snaps Dani pushing Antonio "I DONT GIVE A FUCK MAN" screams Antonino echoing throughout the house with his veins buldging. "STAY AWAY FROM ME" Athena cries out for help. "YOURE UGLY. AND NOTHINGGGGGGGGG" Athena says to the Millionaires. "YOU KNOW WHAT BITCH, AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'M NOT YOU, AND I'M FUCKING GLAD FOR THAT" Dana yells Out of no where Athena's shoe hits Melissa in the face. "HELL NO IT'S WAR NOW BITCH" she screams. Melissa runs up the stairs, Athena tries to push away but Melissa grabs her arm and throws her down the stairs. Athena gives a scream as she realizes she is flying through the air.... "SOMEONE IS GONNA DIE TONIGHT" echoes through the house as the camera zoomes out of the house. END EPISODE
|
|
|
|
Post by Prince Eric on Jul 28, 2010 23:16:52 GMT -5
EPISODE SEVEN
Melissa's nose is bleeding and she is crying and running as she is holding her nose from the shoe hitting her. "BITCH!!! YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH!!!" yells Melissa as she grabs a random vase in the house and throws it at Athena.Antonio catches the vase and throws it to the side shattering it.
"Thanks for blocking that shit baby!" said Athena.
Dani then got ENRAGED!
"IMA FUCK THIS BITCH UP!!!!" Dani yelled as she grabbed Athena by her hair and shook her like a rag doll. Antonio bitch slapped Dani.
Dani tumbled down the stairs.
"YOU ARE GOING TO HIT A GIRL!!!!!?" yelled Allison in disbelief.
"THE MANLY BITCH DESERVED IT!" yelled Antonio as he ran with Athena out the door.
"RUN AFTER HIM!!!! ANDREW YOU CAN NOT LET THIS GUY HIT A FEMALE LIKE THAT!" said Dana to Andrew.
although Andrew doesn't really like the millionaires... he wanted to prove that he is not weak! So he ran after Antonio.
"DON'T FUCK WITH MY FRIEND!!!!" yelled Andrew but Antonio punched Andrew in the face so hard, Andrew blacked out.
"OH MY GOD!!!" yelled Steffie as she covered her mouth in shock.
Melissa held her bloody nose and cried out "PRODUCERS!!!! CALL 911!!!!"
Dana and Allison ran over to attend to Dani on the floor, and Steffie ran to attend to Andrew on the floor.
"GTP ALL DAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!" yelled Antonio as him and Athena ran off....
Dirk was very upset...
"My dog almost fucking died over this IDIOT!" yelled Dirk.
"FUCK YOU DUDE!" yelled drunken Tyler.
"Both of you SHUT UP!" yelled Anita as she pulled up to the mansion.
Confessional Anita: I am really annoyed with Tyler's behavior right now and I am regretting not going to the Hamptons...
"If my dog would have died yo I swear!!!" yelled Dirk.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP DUDE!" yelled Tyler.
"WOOF! WOOF!" barked Knight to Tyler.
"SHUT UP STUPID DOG!" yelled Tyler as he kicked Knight.
"TYLER STOP IT!!!" yelled Anita as she pushed him back.
"Ima FUCK THIS DOUCHE UP!!!" yelled Dirk as he went to swing at Tyler, but Anita blocked it.
Confessional Dirk: I am new here but I know that I will never get along with this asshole Tyler! I don't care if this jerk is drunk or not!
"YOU GUYS LETS ALL GO INSIDE AND CHILL THE FUCK OUT!" said Anita...
Confessional Anita: I am soooo TIRRREEEDDDD OF THIS!
"All right! I am fucking faded so leave me to myself please!!!" yelled Tyler as he shut his bedroom door.
Dirk rolled his eyes and as he rubbed Knight's belly "Why do you like that guy?" asked Dirk.
"He saved me..." said Anita.
"From what?" asked Dirk.
"Long story..." said Anita as she went to her room....
"Ugggh I have a migraine!" yelled Anita as she went to bed...
|
|
|
|
Post by Admin on Aug 3, 2010 13:52:45 GMT -5
"YOU ALL CAN GET FUCKED" Athena screams as she and Antonio walk out the door.
Confessional - Athena
I'm not going no where, and if these bitches think they're gonna GET ME OUT OF THE HOUSE, when I didn't throw the first punch, these bitches can go fuck themselves.
"This bitch isn't getting away with this!" snaps Melissa as she looks at Andrew and Dani on the floor and being catered to.
Melissa storms out the door. "Melissa!... MELISSA NO!!!" yells Steffie.
Athena while making out with Antonio sees Melissa slam the door behind her.
Confessional - Melissa
Athena isn't coming back to the mansion with us and thats for sure, but just in case. I plan on beating her ass.
"What the fuck is your problem?" yells Melissa. "Tell me what the fuck the problem is bitch. TELL ME THE PROBLEM" screams Melissa now in Athena's face.
Athena sticks her tounge out at Melissa and giggles. "Get outta my face, you ugly chink!" snaps back Athena. "You know what? I DONT GIVE A FUCK" Melissa yells back.
Melissa hocks back a loogee and spits it square in Athena's face. "BYE BYE BITCH" Melissa says walking away.
"You ugly untalented, nasty fucking cunt BITCH" Athena screams chasing after Melissa. Athena grabs Melissa by her hair, yanking her down to the floor.
"GET OFF ME YOU UGLY BITCH" screams Melissa. Athena starts punching Melissa on the head repeatedly.
"KILL HER BABE, KILL HER!" cheers Antonio. Allison and Dana come out from inside the house. Melissa flips Athena over and pulls Athena's weave slamming her head back and forth on the concrete.
"Get off of my sister you ugly hoe!" Allison yells. Allison and Dana kick Athena while she is down.
Antonio runs up the the battle and tries to get involved.
The producers come running to the scene. "Stay away!" the producers demand.
The producers pull apart the girls.
"YEAH BITCH, YEAH, GOT YOUR ASS BEAT" yells Athena. "UMM LAST TIME I CHECKED, I RIPPED OUT A HANDFUL OF YOUR WEAVE, YOU FUCKING CHEAP WANNABE ME" screams Melissa throwing a chunk of cheap Athena guido weave on the floor.
"All of you are leaving, ALL OF YOU" yell the producers. Pack your bags!
Antonio and Athena are sent in a taxi away. Athena rolls down the window and curses out the room mates " All of ugly bitches don't fucking know me, but EVEYRONE ELSE WILL, I AM THE STAR OF THIS SHOW. BYE BITCHES"
Confessional - Athena
They're sending me home, but I don't care. I fucking am the star, and I can't wait to tour around the country doing appearances! Love you bitches! -blows kiss-
Allison and Dana are forced into their own limo. "I love you girls, see you home!" says Dana. "We beat that bitches ass!" cheers Allison.
Melissa helps up Dani. "Wow, it's just us four now" notices Dani.
"Yeah.. it is" says Steffie.
The room mates get into their own limo, and head back home.
|
|
|
|
Post by Prince Eric on Aug 4, 2010 23:33:26 GMT -5
As Anita laid in her bed tossing and turning and trying to go to sleep... she was awaken by Dirk. "Anita! I think we have company pulling up!" said Dirk"What? Who?" said a very tired Anita as she slipped into her house shoes.
"Idk.. maybe your friends?" said Dirk.
"What???" Anita said as she walked down the stairs to see what Dirk was walking about...
"TYLER! DID YOU INVITE OVER FRIENDS?!"yelled Anita.
"NO STFU!" said Tyler.
Anita then looked out of the window and saw a limo with Melissa,Dani,Steffie,and Andrew pulling up in it.
"Oh my gosh! It's the rest of our roommates!" said Anita.
"REALLY?!" said Dirk excited.
"Yah!" said Anita "Tyler!!!! COME AND SAY HI!!! THEY ARE BACK!!!!" yelled Anita.
"NO STFU" said Tyler.
"Ugh" said Anita as she opened the door.
"HEY GIRL!!!!" said Steffie as she hugged Anita.
"Hey I missed you!" said Andrew.
"Wait where is Athena?" said Anita confused.
" I think the real question is... Who the fuck is this creepy looking guy!?" said Steffie.
"YEAH AND WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A DOG IN THE HOUSE!!! EWWW" said Melissa.
"This is our new roomie Dirk, and his pup Knight." said Anita.
"Nice to meet yah!" said Dirk as he reached out to shake everyone's hands.
Andrew was the only one who shook his hand though.
"UGH.... Another newb! Steffie and Athena were enough!" said Dani.
"Oh don't worry... He is a cool guy!" said Anita.
"No the hell he isn't!" said Tyler as he walked down the stairs.
"Shut the fuck up you dumb druggy!!!" yelled Dirk.
"Wow! New boy is yelling at Tyler??? I LOVE IT!" said Melissa.
"Yeah he is just an idiot!" said Dirk.
"I like you and all... but... can that dog go in a cage?" said Melissa.
"NO! I can't do that to Knight!"said Dirk.
"You do not gotta do it tonight! Do it tomorrow" said Melissa.
"No I mean I can't do that to Knight... as in to him! Knight is his name..." said Dirk.
"Oooohhh LAME!" said Melissa.
"Okay so... Where is Athena?" said Anita.
"She went the fuck home!" said Steffie.
"We beat that bitches ass and sent her home!" said Melissa.
"YAY!" said Anita...
"I wanna celebrate this bitches departure!" said Dani...
"HELL YEAH!" said everyone but Dirk and Tyler.
Tyler went back to his room and went to bed.
and everyone else began to pop bottles and have a good time celebrating that Athena was gone.
Confessional Dirk: Idk who Athena is... but I'll just go with the flow and have a good time... If they are celebrating her leaving, then she must have been a real BITCH!
They all jump in the hot tub and began to drink champagne.
Steffie got super drunk and swam over to Dirk.
"So.... Tell me about yourself BIG BOY!" said Steffie as she rubbed up against Dirk in the hot tub.
"Uhhhhhh" said Dirk.
"Dirk! She is drunk, and I bet she is tight! Don't run a way from the pussy!" said Melissa.
"Do you really wanna???" said Dirk to Steffie.
"Mhmmmm" said drunken Steffie as she slipped off her panties and threw them out the hot tub.
Confessional Dirk: So Steffie is coming on pretty hard in the hot tub, and she is cute so... Why not?
Dirk and Steffie exited the hot tub.
Anita,Melissa,and Dani stayed in and continued to drink.
"So how did your stupid lame ass survive alone with Tyler?" said Melissa.
"First of all! I am not lame bitch! Second of all it was a living HELL!!!!! Tyler fucking went on a suicide mission and I found him drunk at the club and..." Anita just went on and on and on about how mean and annoying Tyler was to her while they were gone.
Confessional Tyler: So I realize I have been very mean to Anita... So I think I should say sorry...
Tyler walked outside to say sorry to Anita and then overheard her talking about him
"UGH HE WAS VERY VERY ANNOYING! He was acting like a total jerk off to me! He is an asshole! Like I know he saved me from being raped... LIKE DUDE THANKS BUT YOU ARE A FUCKING DOUCHE!" yelled Anita.
Dani and Melissa laughed.
"I WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU!"said Tyler.
"Wait what!?" said Anita.
Confessional Anita: OMG I got caught at the wrong time!
The phone rang...
ring...
ring...
ring...
ring...
VOICE MAIL: HEY IT'S ATHENA!!! I hope that you guys are ready to see me again tomorrow for the photo shoot! FUCK YOU BITCHES SO MUCH!"
BEEP...
|
|
At the end of the day... He saved me from being raped and I have to stick by his side, no matter if he likes me or not.
I think we should talk..." said Anita.
Let me just get all pretty and ready to go!" said Dana.