REAL WORLD FANTASY HOUSE 8

[CLAYBAYBAY]

Brad swings back to knock Jay out, but crew break in and seperate the two. "YEAH YOURE SUCH A HARDASS, YET YOURE GONNNA SPIT! PANSY!" Brad screams, as Jay is escorted to his room.

^Confessional - Brad

I'm over all this bullshit. Jay wants to claim hes a badass? But hes gonna do the biggest bitch move he can, by spitting? Such a fake loser.


What happened?" Laurie asked, with only half of her extensions in. "He spit in my fucking face" Brad says as he walks down the stairs.

Laurie runs into her room where Nick and Shelly are. "Something just went down, someone spit in Brad's face" Laurie says, as her, Nick, and Shelly all run downstairs.

"What the fuck happened?" Nick asks, as he says Silas and Jay isolated from the rest. "Hillbilly started shit, so I spit on him" Jay said, not holding back.

^Confessional - Jay

Am I ashamed of spitting on Brad? Not really. I do whatever I wanna do.. is spitting lame? Yes but thats how I think of Brad.

"Whyd you spit on him?" Shelly asks. "Thats what I think of him!" Jay said.

^Confessional - Shelly

I love Jay, but it's kind of a bitch move. You're gonna spit on somebody ?

"Jay im not gonna front, I love you but that was a pussy move" Shelly says. Jay shrugs his shoulders and drinks more of his monster.

"COURSE HE DOESNT, HES A PANSY BITCH!" Brad yells from the top of the stairs.


^Confessional - Nick

Everyone is all over the place at this point.


"I dont think we should go out anymore tonight.. because this club is a HOT SPOT, and with the way things are going we are going to be banned.." Laurie suggests. "Thats true" Nick agrees.

"Whatever, im going to bed" Jay says, as Silas follows and they retreat to their bedroom.

"Wanna go to the hot tub?" Laurie asks, and Shelly agrees.

Nick walks up to his room with Brad. "What did you say?" Nick asks.

"Nothing. I went in there trying to apoiligize.. be the bigger man, which I obviously am, and he started getting smart with me. "Who?" Nick asks. "Silas. " Brad says.

"Okay, continue.."Nick says. "So, I said youre just mad cause youre gay. It wasnt right, it was stupid, but when somebody is sitting there disrespecting me when IM trying to apoligize, then I'm gonna say things every once in a while that i dont mean".

^Confessional - Nick

I dont dislike Brad. I know he has good intentions, he just says the wrong things at the wrong times.


"Look, I think we can get to a point of being cordial.. I don't think you should have to apoligize to Jay.. what he did was wrong. But I think you should apoligize to Silas for your homophobic comments.. it would help make things right" nick suggests.

^Confessional - Brad

I came here to have a fun time, and if that means trying to come to a common grounds with Silas, so be it. But Jay can go to hell.

-Meanwhile at Chanel-

It's so late Tiff, we gotta go home!" Kookie complains. "WAIT JUST ONE MORE STORE" Tiffany says as she carries Kookie into a Gucci Outlet.

-Back at the mansion-

Brad goes to sleep, while Nick walks downstairs to get something to drink. He looks outside and sees that Laurie and Shelly are in the hot tub.

"Im just tired of all the drama.." Shelly says, and Laurie nods her head. Nick then approaches the hot tub.

"3's a party" he says as he sits in the hot tub. " I think Brad isn't gone.." nick says. "He just needs a filter on his mouth" Laurie says.

^Confessional - Shelly

Nick's attractive.. its obvious.. not looking for serious, but cant have fun?

Nick and Shelly begin flirting and getting really close. Laurie sits there uncomfortable.

"Yeah.." shelly whispers to nick. "Mine or yours first?" Nick asks. "Spin the wheel and find out" They flirt in hushed tones.

Laurie looks puzzled.

^Confessional - Laurie

I could have sworn I just heard Shelly call me a third wheel. Funny how things change when Romeo comes around.

Laurie proceeds to get out of the tub, and get her towel. "Where are you going?" Shelly asks. "INSIDE" Laurie says.


"Wouldnt wanna be the third wheel!" Laurie says as she walks inside.

^Confessional - Laurie

Im not gonna stay out there and look stupid. Whatever.

Shelly looks at the door, then at Nick, then at the door again.

^Confessional - Shelly

What is Laurie freaking out about? Whatever..

Shelly and Nick get closer, and moans are heard.....

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The Next Morning

Confessional Shelly: So I wake up this morning feeling great! Yes me and Nick had sex last night *laughs* I mean... It was gonna happen some day!

Shelly gets out of her bed, in the room with, Laurie,and Kookie.

"Laurie wake up!" said Shelly as she tapped Laurie's face.

"Huh?" said a tired and sleepy Laurie.

"LOOK AT ALL THESE BAGS IN OUR ROOM!" snapped Shelly.

"Wait what the fuck?" said Laurie.

Double Confessional Laurie and Shelly: So we both wake up and we see that Kookie has tons of shopping bags in our room! These bitches went to Victoria Secret, Dolce and Gabbana, and MORE! It is ridiculous! They didn't even bring their house mates anything back.

"Let's see what Tiffany has in her room" said Laurie chuckling...

Shelly and Laurie snuck in Tiffany's room to see all her goodies.

"Are you serious!?" laughed Laurie.

"How will she fit this Prada stuff? She's fat as hell!" laughed Shelly

Laurie turned red...

*GROWL* Tiffany growled and turned in her bed, but still didn't awake...

"Oh shit! She almost woke up!" said Shelly...

"Like this is totally not fair They could have took us!" said Laurie.

"Selfish bitches!" snapped Shelly.

"Her ghetto ass, would get some House of Dereon!" laughed Shelly.

Confessional Shelly: I am livid! I am pissed! You go shopping, and you don't invite the rest of the girls in the house? You go to Gucci,Prada, and Chanel, and you don't buy us anything!? Selfish ass bitches! Tiffany can't even fit half this stuff!

"I bet Kookie bought all this stuff...." said Laurie.

"Yeah! Tiffany's broke ass, is using that little Asian bitch!" snapped Shelly.

Confessional Laurie: It's obvious that Tiffany is using Kookie! Is Kookie blind? She just bought all this expensive shit for Tiffany... For what in return?

"This is fucked up! Kookie spends all her money on this fat ass, and doesn't even buy us anything? GOOFY HOE!" snapped Shelly.

Confessional Shelly: I'm a bad bitch... I ain't scared of breaking no laws, so I am going to steal some shit... She can't fit it anyways!

"Hey let's take some of their stuff! They don't get us anything? Let's just take it!" said Shelly.

"Um... Idk if that is a good idea" said Laurie.

"Why? Don't be a pussy!" snapped Shelly.

"That diamond necklace is pretty.... So....... Okay I guess!" said Laurie.

Laurie and Shelly then began rummaging through Tiffany's things and stuffing their pockets...

"Hurry before the beast awakes!" whispered Shelly as they ran out.

Laurie and Shelly ran back in their room, and filled their drawers and suitcases with all the expensive watches,bracelets,necklaces,and sunglasses, they stole.

"I am going to wear this diamond necklace now!" said Laurie as she snapped it on her neck.

"Ooooh risky!" laughed Shelly.

"I'll just say... My grandmother gave this to me years ago!" said Laurie.

"haha good one!" laughed Shelly.

2 hours later

Everyone was now awake...

Confessional Nick: Something happened between Brad and my boys last night... I am like the peace maker of this house, so I want all of us to get together, and try to talk this out, and put the past behind us.

"So what was this meeting for?" snapped Jay.

"To work your issues out with Brad" said Nick.

"What if we don't want to?" snapped Silas.

"Look Nick... Thanks for trying, but these guys are obviously too immature, to let things go!" said Brad.

"Shut the fuck up! Country bumpkin!" said Jay.

"ENOUGH! You guys need to squash this shit RIGHT NOW!" said Nick.

"NO!" snapped Silas.

"What did you say?" said Nick.

"HE SAID NO!" snapped Jay.

"Nick this is the Real World... Drama is bound to happen, and you aren't going to FORCE ME to like a hillbilly." said Silas.

Confessional Nick: I'm confused... Silas and Jay were on my side, about keeping the peace 2 days ago... Why are they rebelling now?

Silas and Jay both cut the meeting short and walked away.

leaving Brad and Nick alone.

"Motherfuckers wanna keep the drama?!! SO BE IT! I ain't breaking up no more fucking fights! THIS HOUSE IS ON IT'S OWN NOW!!! AND IF ANY OF YOUS COME RUNNING TO ME TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS, FORGET IT!" snapped Nick as he got up yelling through out the house.

"Forgotten" mumbled Silas as he dusted his shoulders off.

Jay laughed...

On the other hand

"WHO TOUCHED MY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!" WHERE IS ALL MY STUFF!!!!" "KOOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled an irate Tiffany.

"What big mama? What?" said Kookie.

"SOMEONE STOLE MY THINGS! MY BAGS HAVE BEEN TAMPERED WITH!!! MY FAVORITE NECKLACE IS GONE, AND A LOT OF STUFF IS MISSING!" snapped Tiffany.

"Wait let me see... said Kookie as she pulled out hundreds of receipts and checked...

"Yeah some stuff is definitely missing." said Kookie.

Confessional Kookie: Someone stole Tiff's things, and she is just boiling at this point! I am also pissed, because I bought that FOR HER! Not anyone else to enjoy.

"WE GOT SOME THIEVES IN THIS HOUSE!!!!" yelled Tiffany as she began banging pots.

"Yo keep the noise down bro!" snapped Nick.

"NO SOMEONE STOLE MY SHIT!!!" yelled Tiffany as she banged the pots in his face.

Confessional Nick: This house is beginning to act like animals... They all wanna snap on me? The guy who fixed their issues? All right then... No more Mr. Nice Guy.

"Tiffany what happened?" wondered Silas and Jay.

"SOMEONE STOLE MY SHIT, THAT KOOKIE BOUGHT ME!" yelled Tiffany as she banged the pans louder.

"Oh word! I bet it was that dumb ass hillbilly Brad!" said Jay.

"But it was girl stuff..." said Kookie.

Confessional Silas: Someone stole Tiffany's things, and who ever did it, better watch out, because she looks like she is out for blood!

"I am going to run back upstairs to see if someone stole my things too!" said Kookie as she ran up to her room...

"You didn't see anyone suspicious did you Yaya?" asked Kookie.

"CHANG!" said Yaya (which means no)

"Hi Laurie!" said Kookie as she entered her room...

"Whatcha lookin for?" said Laurie.

"Oh someone stole Tiffany's things, so I am checking to see if my shit was touched as well...." said Kookie.

"Oh...." said Laurie in a nervous voice...

"You didn't happen to see who took it did..." said Kookie who cut herself off, as she noticed Laurie wearing a familiar necklace.

"Where did you get that?!" snapped Kookie.

"Oh my grandmother gave it to me years ago!" said Laurie.

"Um.... That is Coco Chanel exclusive spring collection 2011... Did your grandma happen to go to the future and buy that for you?" said Kookie.

"Uhhhh ummm" said Laurie...

"TIFFANY! I THINK WE'VE FOUND YOUR THIEF!" yelled Kookie.

*RUMBLING WAS HEARD COMING UP THE STAIRWELL AND THE HOUSE SHOOK*

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^Confessional - Kookie

I just busted Laurie as the thief, I'm kinda sad though... she's too cute to be eaten alive by Tiffany.


Tiffany storms into the room. "IS THAT MY FUCKING NECKLACE?" she screams point at Laurie's neck.

"She took it! She took it!" yells Kookie jumping up and down in excitement.

"Um, I didn't know! I found it on the floor!" says Laurie lying. "MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, GIVE IT TO ME NOW, GIVE IT TO ME NOW" screams Tiffany slamming pots and pans in Laurie's face.

"Ok! Please don't hurt me!" Laurie cries as she takes the necklace off and trembles handing it to Tiffany. "BITCH" yells Tiffany. "YOU NO GOOD HOE, NOW YOUS A THIEF, AINT NO ONE GONNA TRUST YO ASS"

^Confessional - Tiffany

Laurie is a no good snake in the grass, she messed with the wrong bitch touching my shit, she betta take her ass home!


"I can't trust you anymore now!" agrees Kookie. Laurie begins to well up in tears. "Is that what you guys think of me?! For making an honest mistake?!!!!!!" she cries

"Fine! I don't care.. I'LL LEAVE IF NO ONE WANTS ME AROUND" Laurie screams in a melt down.

^Confessional - Laurie

I just got caught with Tiffany's stolen necklace and now everyone wants me to go because I can't be trusted! SO I'M GOING


"GOOD, LEAVE BITCH" yells Tiffany storming out of the room with Kookie following.


-meanwhile down stairs-


Shelly and Nick are smoking a cigarette outside together. "I think I can already tell who's not gonna make it to the end" says Shelly. "Oh yeah? Who you thinking wont make it?" asks Nick.

"I don't see Jay or Brad making it. Jay because he jumps the gun, and Brad because he has no friends" Shelly says humbly.

^Confessional - Nick

I may have given up on trying to keep the peace in the house but I don't want to see any of my room mates leave.. this is a house of 8 people, if we don't stick together, who's going to have our backs?


"I can see why you say that.. but hopefully it wont come to that." says Nick.

Laurie comes outside with a suitcase and her mascara running. "Honey what happened?!" asks a concerned Shelly.

"I'm leaving.. good bye Shelly.. Nick, it was nice meeting you" she says hugging Nick. "What do you mean you're leaving?" demands to know Shelly

^Confessional - Shelly

Laurie has come out of no where looking like she just got hit by a truck, saying she wants to leave? I don't know what happened.. but she's not gonna leave me alone here with Tiffany and Kookie.

"I'm not trusted in this house.. no one here wants me... I'm not gonna stay somewhere where no one wants me around... so I'm going" she says through her sobs.

"Laurie don't be ridiculous! You're not going anywhere, come on.. lets go unpack your things" says Shelly taking her inside. Nicki follows them to their room.

-in Laurie and Shelly's room-


"So what happened?" asks Nick. "Ok so.. I found this necklace on the floor.. and I just happened to put it on.. because it reminded me of this necklace............... my great grandmother who recently passed away used to wear" lies Laurie.

"But apparently it was Tiffany's and her and Kookie yelled at me! Told me to leave, and harassed me!" cries Laurie.

Shelly gives Nick a look. "This can't keep going on, as long as Tiffany is here.. there's going to be drama. She's gotta go!" snaps Shelly. "Well uhh.. it's still early don't you think to send her home? Can't we give her a chance?" Nick asks.

^Confessional - Shelly

I know Nick wants to be friends with everybody in the house, and I respect that, but that can only last for so long. He has to realize in a closed environment with 8 drastically different personalities, people are bound to clash.

"No Nick, it's either we do this in the consensus way with a house meeting, or things get ugly" snaps Shelly. "I'll go talk to the guys.." Nick says leaving the room.

"Are you ok?" Shelly asks putting her hand on a dramatic Laurie's shoulder. "Yes... thank you!" she says wiping her running mascara.

^Confessional - Laurie

Shelly is my new BFF, she stopped from leaving this house so now I'm gonna have her back 100% of the time!

"But I don't want this bitch in here now!" snaps Laurie pointing to Kookie's bed. "If the bitch wants to hang out with that mammoth, she can fucking room with her.... outside" Shelly agrees.

As the two girls grab Kookie's Mattress, dragging it down the hallway and throwing it out the window.

"She's done!" yells Laurie.

END EPISODE

[CLAYBAYBAY]

EPISODE 3

Laurie and Shelly finish up throwing Kookie's mattress out the window, and then dancing around "BITCHES!" Shelly screams. Shelly and Laurie then proceed downstairs to get in the hot tub. "Let's get our minds off these fake bitches" Shelly suggests.

^Confessional - Shelly

Tiffany can go fuck herself, and Kookie wants to be a little bitch.. YOU AINT CUTE you fucking chink.

Kookie walks into her room. "IM GETTING OUT OF THIS ROOM NOW" She says. "Wait.. what.. where is my mattress..?" Kookie says. "TIFFANY!!!!" She screams. "Whats wrong China?!" Tiffany asks. "My Mattress is outside!

^Confessional - Kookie

these dumb girls think they're gonna upset me by throwing my mattress outside? Idiots!

Hell no"! Tiffany yells. "I'll go get THEIR shit!" Tiffany says and she runs to the closet and begins throwing Laurie and Shelly's clothes and begins throwing them in a bag.

^Confessional - Tiffany

Fuck these bitches, I'm establishing my own dominance and these bitches WONT fuck with me.

Nick is walking in to talk to the guys, but he says Tiffany running down stairs with bags. "TIFFANY WHAT ARE YOU DOING" he says.

Tiffany runs outside where Laurie and Shelly are in the hot tub.

^Confessional - Laurie

So I see this beast with a bag. Whats in there?

"FUCK YOU HOES!" Tiffany yells and begins dumping the bag all out in the pool. She then begins throwing some of the girls clothes at them in the hot tub.

"WHAT THE FUCK" Shelly yells.

^Confessional - Shelly

Who the FUCK does this black bitch think she is?!

Laurie and Shelly sit in the hot tub with their clothes scattered everyone, and Tiffany is standing right outside the hot tub continueing to throw clothes at them. "FEEL GOOD HUH? BETTER THINK TWICE NEXT TIME" Tiffany says.

"Oh my god.." Nick says as he runs upstairs to tell the other guys to come downstairs because its going down.

"Tiff its not worth it." Kookie says tugging on Tiffany.

^Confessional - Kookie

I dont want Tiffany to do something stupid.

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM US NOW YOU FAT OGRE!" Shelly yells.

"YEAH NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE!" yells Laurie.

Tiffany looks at Laurie, and laughs to herself.

^Confessional - Tiffany

Who does this skinny blonde bitch think she is?

Tiffany then grabs Lauries entire head of hair in one fist, picks her up out of the hot tub, and throws her 8 feet onto the concrete.

"NOOOO!" Kookie yells.

Shelly then hops out and swings at Tiffany. She connects a punch to the face, and a punch to the chin. Tiffany rocks back and forth, but punches Shelly in the face three times, and shelly gets one more punch in before Tiffany pushes her and Shelly falls into the pull.

Laurie lays on the ground in agony. "STOP IT!!!" The guys all yell restraining all the girls.

"SHE GOTTA GO! HER TIME IS UP, BYE!" Shelly says, as her fake eyelashes are hanging off.

^Confessional - Tiffany

I really don't care. These bitches want to think they run shit, now they know.

Kookie is sobbing as she walks inside, while Brad helps Laurie up. Strands of Blonde Hair/Extensions are scattered all over the patio.

"SHES GOING HOME!" Shelly yells.

"EVERYBODY SIT DOWN !" The producers yell.

Kookie and Laurie are both crying.. The rest of the roommates just stare on.

"Tiffany you grabbed Laurie by her hair.. and threw her, it may not have been serious but you threw her 8 FEET! And Shelly, you went and punched Tiffany twice first. So therefore, we aren't holding the decision. It's up to the other 5 roommates as to what happens, decide what's best for you guys because next time, we won't give you this freedom".


"WHATEVER, IF I GO, I GO!" Tiffany says, flipping her new blonde hair. "How did all this happen?"

"THEY THREW KOOKIES MATTRESS OUT DA WINDOW FOR NO REASON" Tiffany says.

"BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE BOTH SHADY BITCHES!" Shelly says .

"Okay, obviously we arent gonna get anywhere if you all dont just lay it out there.. we have to decide here." Silas says.

"Kookie and Tiffany went out shopping to all these designer places, and did not even ASK US if we wanted to go! So then they come home with 50+ shopping bags, and didnt get us anything?!" Shelly says. "Kookies gonna buy Tiffany so much but nobody else?!" Shelly says.

"SO YOU GET JEALOUS AND STEAL MY SHIT?"! Tiffany asks. "OKAY SO WHAT BITCH ILL SELL IT WHEN I GET HOME" Shelly says with pride. "AND THEN THIS BLONDE BITCH WANNA LIE ABOUT IT" Tiffany says.

^Confessional - Shelly

Does Tiffany think shes gonna make me feel bad about stealing ? ahahahaha. You don't know me bitch.

"So we confronted her ass, and she has a breakdown, runs to Shelly, and they throw Kookies mattress out da window!!" Tiffany says, and Kookie nods her head.

"So let me get this straight.." Nick says. "Kookie and Tiffany went shopping and didn't buy you guys anything but Kookie bought Tiffany alot, so then you stole some items, and Tiffany and Kookie caught you, So you got mad at them and threw Kookies mattress out the window.. im good so far?" Nick says, and the four girls all nod. "Then, Tiffany went outside and threw your clothes around. Then when you yelled at her to go, she grabbed and threw Laurie by her hair. And then you Shelly, punched Tiffany which resulted in Tiffany punching back?" Nick says.

"Yup!!" Shelly says. The guys all just look at eachother.

"Well I aint votin on nobody to go home, you both were wrong!" Brad says.

"Im not voting either." Silas says.

^Confessional - Silas

Honestly, Im not gonna vote and this that the other thing , thats bullshit, im not looking to get Tiffany pissed off at me and I like Shelly. I am staying neutral, I just want this shit to stop.

"Im not afraid to vote, Shelly you need to go." Kookie says, and Shelly gives her a death stare.

"I mean, Yeah Shelly you stole and hit first but you are still my girl so I think Tiffany needs to go" Jay says.

"So its up to you" Laurie says to Nick.

^Confessional - Nick

............Wow.. just wow...



"Im not voting either. So its tied. My philosophy is, either you can work it out and both stay, or both of you can go. You are both wrong, and thats all that needs to be said. "Nick says.

I'm not gonna apoligize to this bitch!" Shelly says. "YEAH YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP IF YOU THINK I AM" Tiffany says.

"im not saying apoligize!" Nick explains. "At least just live here and ignore eachother completely" Brad suggests.

"I'm just gonna go probably" tiffany whispers to Kookie. Kookie's eyes fill up with tears. "please , I need you .. " Kookie says.

^Confessional - Kookie

If Tiffany goes home, I don't know what I'll do.


"So , are you both going or what?" the producers asks.

"Stay clear of my fucking way, dont talk about me, touch me, and the moment you do, im knocking you the fuck out" Shelly says.

"Like you just did, right? haha let's go Kookie" Tiffany says, smirking, walking up the stairs.


^Confessional - Tiffany

So we are both staying in this mother fucker for now. but she better watch her self.


^Confessional - Shelly

Tiffany may think shes gonna stay and win , but SHE hit Laurie first, and I will make sure she pays for this in the long run. Laugh while you can bitch, you and Kookie are DONE!

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1 week later

Confessional Shelly: Me and Laurie have bonded since the whole catastrophe, and we basically keep our distance from the other two females. Kookie has moved down the hall with Tiffany and personally I am glad.

"Wanna go out for some sushi and then hit the bar?" Laurie asked Shelly.

"Sure girl! Let me get ready!" said Shelly as she began curling her fiery red extensions...

"Okay! Ima go do my makeup..." said Laurie...

Laurie then walked into the makeup room and there was Tiffany applying her makeup for the day as well.

Laurie took the seat furthest away from Tiffany

Confessional Laurie: I prefer to keep my distance away from that beast! I want nothing to do with her... She assaulted me and I don't see how she is still in this house.

Confessional Kookie: So I am up today and me and Tiffany wanna go out to get some sushi and maybe a few drinks! So I got in the shower and began getting ready.

1 hour later

Laurie and Shelly exited in their vehicle and Tiffany and Kookie exited in theirs...

"Bitches..." mumble Tiffany looking glammed up as she entered the car.



Both cars pull off in the same direction...

"WAIT! Why are they following us?" snapped Shelly looking in the rear view mirror.

"Um... Idk" said Laurie.

Back to the house

Silas was on the phone with his boy friend...

"Baby I want you to come so bad! I need you to make passionate love to me, I miss you!" said Silas.

"I can't wait to see you again either... What If I come this weekend?" said Dylan.

"REALLY?" said Silas with a kool-aid smile.

"Yeah... Anything for my baby" said Dylan.

"Oh my gosh Dylan I can't wait!" said Silas...

Brad then got up to call his girl friend but discovered Silas was on the phone.

Confessional Brad: Silas has been on the phone for like 3 hours with his dude, and I need to talk to my girl friend! This is ridiculous!

*knock knock knock*

Brad knocked on the booth.

"Ugh not again..." mumbled Silas...

"Hold on one sec baby! Someone is being rude" said Silas to Dylan again.

"Nah babe... I gotta go anyway... I am busy anyways! I'll see you this weekend though..." said Dylan quickly hanging up.

"Anyways... Lets get back to fucking!" said Dylan to this gay guy named Tom right after he hung up with Silas.

"Ugh! WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE YOU FUCKIN HILLBILLY!" snapped Silas.

"You were on the phone for HOURS! Other people have FAMILIES you know" said Brad with a smirk.

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" yelled Silas drawing his fist back, but Nick ran in and held Silas back...

"Yeah get your puppy dude..." said Brad as he entered the phone booth...

Silas punched a wall in rage! THAT'S A SENSITIVE SUBJECT! PUNK BITCH!! I HATE HIM!" snapped Silas.

"Dude calm down" said Nick...

"Anyways... HEY ZARA!" said Brad calling his girl friend.

"Hey baby... Guess what!?" said Zara.

"What sugar bowl?" said Brad.

"Daddy is giving me money to fly to Paris!!! I am coming to see you!!!" said Zara.

"WHAT?!!! WELL KNOCK MY SOCKS OFF! Honey bun I can't wait!" said Brad.

"Yeah I need to go shopping at Louis Vuitton anyways!" said Zara...

"Haha my darling... Still the same old Zara..." said Brad.

"OLD? I LOOK OLD?!" snapped Zara...

"No No No! You are gorgeous baby!" said Brad.

"Good.... Btw I did some sexy pin up shots baby! I will bring some with me, so you can post them in your room!" said Zara.

"PERFECT!" said Brad....

On the other hand

Confessional Jay: This house has been fucking full of drama, and I am getting sick of Nick making all these house meetings, trying to solve shit! I am sick of sitting back being an extra... I think it's time to run this shit, and be the misfit I truly am!

"SILAS BRO COME HERE!" yelled Jay.

"What up dude?" said Silas...

"Look dude... I think we need to over throw Nick" said Jay.

"Are you for real?" said Silas.

"What is that bad?" said Jay.

"No... It actually sounds pretty good!" said Silas.

Confessional Silas: Like I said! I ain't had no father, and I don't need one now! That shit Nick pulled the other week, talking about how he is done being Mr. Nice Guy was a LIE! He just held me back from hitting Brad! I am sick of him trying to control every little thing.

Meanwhile

Shelly and Laurie walked into the Sushi restaurant to be seated...

"Mmmm all this sushi looks great!" said Laurie as she sat down at the table.

"Yep... Idk which I will order..." said Shelly opening her menu...

"OH EM GEE... Look he is getting seated next to us" said Laurie.

In walked Tiffany and Kookie.

Confessional Kookie: So we realize we have been following Shelly and Laurie the WHOLE TIME! It was not on purpose! We planned our sushi date a long time ago!

"Wanna go to another place?" Kookie asked Tiffany.

"Nah I WANNA EAT NOW! Besides... ain't nobody scared of these bitches...

Tiffany and Kookie sat down...

Both tables gave each other mean glares...

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^Confessional - Shelly

Me and Laurie decide to get sushi, and who do we see RIGHT next to us? None other then C.C (china and compton). Ugh.

"Excuse me, but why are you here?!" snaps Shelly. Tiffany and Kookie ignore them and continue on sipping their water. "Ghetto trash and a test tube baby, so predictable" laughs Laurie

^Confessional - Laurie

Hanging out with Shelly has kinda brought me in touch with my inner bad bitch, and I'm gonna not take no one's shit anymore!

"BITCH, SAY ONE MORE MOTHER FUCKIN WORD, I DARE YO CASPER LOOKIN ASS" screams Tiffany in the public restaurant. "Tiff shh! We're gonna get kicked out!" Kookie preaches

"Yeah compton, you wouldn't wanna miss out on a meal right? I mean what's your diet plan like again, 20 thousand calories a day?" laughs Laurie. "Ahahahah what a fat bitch" laughs Shelly.

^Confessional - Tiffany

I am trying.. i am TRYING with all my strength right now to not get up and smack the fucking stupid grin off that peroxide blonde BITCH's FACE.

"Oh let me take a sip of my drink!" says Laurie as she purposely knocks it over, getting it ALL OVER Tiffany's new thousand dollar fat girl dress. "Oh, woopsie! Waiter, another drink please!" Laurie calls with an evil grin on her face.

"THIS FUCKING BITCH" screams Tiffany as she throws plate on the table. "BITCH I WILL KILL YOU" she screams. A waiter comes over bringing Laurie's drink.

"Is there a problem here?" the waiter asks the two tables. "I don't know this woman, and she continues to harass us... I think she's star struck cause you know.. we're on the Real World" explains Laurie.

"Oh my god, The Real world!? Such a huge fan!" the waiter says starstruck by Shelly and Laurie. "Um HELLO! We're on the Real World too!" pipes in Kookie.

The waiter looks at Kookie and Tiffany a look of disgust. "I don't THINK SO miss.. you're not Real World.. material -looking at Tiffany-" he says. "Also, you're going to have to leave..."

Shelly and Laurie high five each other behind the waiter's back.

^Confessional - Kookie

I can not believe we just got kicked out of the sushi place.. this sucks.

Kookie and Tiffany do the walk of shame as they exit the restaurant. "Wanna go to the bar still?" asks Kookie. "Yeah girl, lets go" Tiff says getting into the passenger seat.

Kookie gets into her driver's side booster seat



And pulls off to the bar.


-back at the house-


^Confessional - Jay

So it's time for operation, push Nick the fuck outta this house. Me and Silas are both completely sick of his stupid control freakish ways. It's time for you to pack your shit and bounce.

Silas and Jay approach Nick.

"Hey, are you busy?" Jay asks Nick who's on the computer. "Um, just checking my email, why is something going on?" Nick asks. "Well, me and Jay to have a meeting with you" Silas says. "I didn't... call a meeting?" Nick asks questioningly. "Yeah..we know, we need to talk." Jay says sternly.

^Confessional - Nick

Jay and Silas have come out of no where and want a meeting? I don't know where this came from, I thought I established the only one calling meetings is gonna be me?


Nick comes outside with Silas and Jay.

"So what's going on?" Nick asks. "Look, we're gonna be upfront. We want you to leave" Jay says abruptly. Nick's face turns into shock. "Wait, what do you mean? Where do you want me to go?" Nick asks puzzled.

"Don't play fucking dumb, it's either you leave tonight or me and Jay push you out of this fucking house. SQUARE UP and make your choice now." snaps Silas losing patience.

^Confessional - Nick

I can't believe what I'm hearing right now.. Silas and Jay are telling me to leave? I don't understand.. what their logic is.


Nick is stricken with panic. "Is this a joke?" Nick asks. "GET THE FUCK OUT" Silas says in Nick's face. Nick takes a step back. "ONE, I'm not going anywhere, and TWO, you definitely aren't pushing ME out of this house" he says slamming his hands together.

^Confessional - Silas

I don't understand what Nick doesn't get. Pack your shit and get the fuck out of here. You could have made this quick and painless, but now you're inviting hell to you.

"Oh so you got balls bro?" laughs Jay. "We'll see how big your balls are when you're shit's all ruined!" laughs Silas running into the house towards Nick's room.

"What the fuck?" snaps Nick as he tries to chase after. "Where you going?" Jay yells holding him back.

"LET GO OF ME" Nick screams tugging and pulling away.

^Confessional - Jay

Nick squirming around in a panic frenzy really is hilarious to me. You did this to yourself bro, now pay the price.


Nick and Jay watch from downstairs outside as Silas comes through the window with Nick's luggage.

"SEYONARA" laughs Silas tossing his luggage. "THAT'S MY SHIT MAN, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?" he yells watching his bag explode and his items fly everywhere.

Nick finally breaks free.

"YOU AINT PUSHING ME OUT" he screams charging up stairs.

-Meanwhile-


At the bar Kookie and Tiffany are sipping on drinks dancing, when they notice Shelly and Laurie walk in.

^Confessional - Tiffany

Are these bitches on a mission? Mother fuckin stalkin us an shit? Pop off son!


The guys instantly flock towards Laurie and Shelly.

"Oh my god.. LOOk" points Laurie towards C.C. "Oh god ew, they better not start with us here" Shelly says.


-back at the house-


^Confessional - Nick

Right now my anger level is at the point of no return, Silas and Jay are destroying my things.. and anything can happen at this point.

"YOU WANNA TOUCH MY SHIT?" Nick screams walking towards Silas. "Yeah, what are you gonna do?" taunts Silas.

Brad comes out of his room for once. "What's goin on?" he asks

"HILL BILLY, GO IN YOUR ROOM" screams an enraged Nick. "Now listen here!" he yells back.

"Hit me, hit me!" taunts Silas. "Come on, touch me!" Silas says grabbing his dick. "You wanna touch this?. Silas taunts. "You look and act gayer then me!" laughs Silas.

^Confessional - Brad

I don't know what's goin on. Silas is the scum of the house with Jay too. They're instigating and antagonizing Nick, it's only a matter of time before he snaps.

"Bro your shit's outside, go get it!" yells Jay. "Come on, touch me!" Silas yells grabbing Nick's hand and making him touch his dick. "Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhh! Come on HIT ME" he says in Nicks face.

"BACK OFF" Nick yells retracting his hand. "Come on bro, do something" Jay taunts pushing Nick. "Touch us!" laughs Silas pushing Nick.

Nick continues to get pushes around like a rag doll.

^Confessional - Nick

I'm getting pushed around and harassed. I'm ready to hit them, and I'm wondering what do I have to lose? These people clearly don't care about me. The only person I care about is Shelly.. I'm sure she'd understand.. right?


"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK" Nick screams. Finally retaliating and attacking Silas.

[CLAYBAYBAY]

Nick begins punching Silas repeatedly. He punches him over and over, causing Silas' nose to bleed and his eye to swell up.



The producers and Jay break the two up . " YEAH YOU GOT YOUR ASS BEAT QUEER" Nick says as he is being escorted outside.

"FUCK THE HOUSE VOTE, FUCK THESE FAKE PEOPLE BYE" Nick says as he breaks things as he walks out.

Shelly and Laurie pull in the driveway as they see Nick in the back of a limo and his bags outside.

"What the fuck?" Shelly says getting out of the car.

"Shelly, I just want you to know you are a down ass bitch, and I'm gonna miss you" nick says hugging her.

^Confessional - Shelly

SO i come home to find out Nick is leaving for beating Silas.. I wish Nick would have not blew up, I didn't want him to leave..

Shelly and Nick share a kiss, Nick hugs Laurie, and pulls off.


^{Exit Confessional} - Nick

I came in here and tried to keep this a good experience, but all bitches wanted to do was fight. They can all beat eachother up, pretend to be best friends the next day, but im at the end of my rope, and my work here is done.


Shelly and Laurie walk inside and see Paramedics holding a gigantic rag on Silas' head. "Hey" Jay says to the girls.

"Omg he hit you hard?" Laurie asks. "Yeah but it was worth it, HE GONE!" Silas says.

^Confessional - Jay

Good riddance Nick. I run this house now, with Silas as my right hand man.

Tiffany and Kookie return back at the house.

Kookie walks in and sees Chairs pushed over and sees everyone crowded in the living room . ."What happened?..." Kookie asks. "Nicks gone" Jay says.

"WHY?" Tiffany asks. "He hit me, hes done" Silas says.

^Confessional - Kookie

So I come home to find out that these other two assholes have ran Nick out of the house... I just wish I would have been here to see the fight... *bats eyes*

Brad comes downstairs and realizes Nick is gone. "Can't we all just stop this bullshit?" he asks.

"NO BRAD, NO. GET BACK IN YOUR ROOM BEFORE YOURE NEXT." Jay says, and Brad just walks away.

^Confessional - Brad

I just cant stand anybody here. Oh well, back to my room.

Brad begins walking back to his room.

The rest of the roommates meanwhile settle down, while Kookie pulls Shelly aside upstairs.

^Confessional - Kookie

I need to speak with Shelly.

"What is it?" Shelly asks.

"Look, I know we are like on opposing forces.. I just think that you and I could get to a point of being cordial, not to be "friends" or whatever, but to a point where we are on a common grounds" Kookie explains.

^Confessional - Kookie

I love Tiffany. Don't get me wrong. But I'm tired of feeling completely isolated by everyone else in the house, so I approach Shelly. Shelly and I haven't had really any DIRECT problems, other then her stealing from Tiff.. Mainly its just been her and Tiffany.

"I mean, I dont necessarily have any reason to HATE you. Im not saying I wanna be best friends, but we can be alright" Shelly says.

"sounds good" Kookie says exiting the room.

^Confessional - Shelly

Yeah I patched things up a little bit with Kookie. We aren't gonna be best friends or even friends, but if she wants to come and ask me to be cordial, she seems like SHES saying sorry so, I'll give her one chance. But if I hear her talking shit.. its a wrap.

[S&M]

2 days later
Confessional Brad: So Nick is OUT the house which sucks because he was the last person I really liked... Now this house is going to be chaotic! I am not prepared for Silas and Jay's antics all alone.

"OH MY GOSH IT HAS BEEN 2 DAYS! WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET OUR NEW ROOMMATE?" yelled Jay through out the house.

"I hope it ain't a tranny" joked Silas.

"Why not? They are apart of your community" joked Jay

"Haha shut up dude!" laughed Silas.

"I am just so relieved that we don't have a walking restriction in this house anymore!" said Jay.

"Me too" said Silas.

Confessional Silas: Nick was a walking restriction! We don't need a bodyguard in this house, and we certainly don't need a police officer! So I am pleased that he is gone... He may have went out hitting me... BUT wait till the reunion *wink* He is gonna get his ass beat.

"Oh my gosh... As long as this new guy is down with me and you dude, I'm cool! He better be on our side in this motherfucker!" said Jay.

"Yeah... We need a follower" said Silas.

Silas and Jay then went up to there rooms and as soon as they walked passed the monitors with all their photos on it.... Nick's photo changed to a mystery new guy!

In Kookie's and Tiffany's room.

"You and Shelly have been kind of nice to each other.. I have noticed smile and waves lately" said a jealous Tiffany.

"Yeah we patched things up." said Kookie.

"What do you mean" snapped Tiffany.

"I i i i i.... I just wanted to be cordial" said Kookie.

"NO CHINA! You're not turning on me are you!? You are the only one I trust" said Tiffany as she dropped her head in sadness.

"I will never turn on you big mama.... Never!" said Kookie rubbing Tiffany's back...

In Shelly and Laurie's room

"Girl... I think we should go speed dating tonight!" said Shelly.

"Sounds great! I need some dick..." said Laurie.

"Girl me too... My buddy was sent home, so now I definitely need a dude" said Shelly.

"Let's announce it to the house mates!"said Shelly

"OMG Let's not tell Tiffany... She will run away all the daters!" laughed Laurie.

"Yup that fat hoe IS NOT coming!" snapped Shelly.

"HEY JAY AND SILAS! BRAD AND KOOKIE COME DOWN HERE!!!!" yelled Shelly as she ran down the stairs.

"Yes!" said everyone but Tiffany as they ran down the stairs...

Everyone but Tiffany gathered in a circle...

"I wanted to know if you all wanted to go speed dating tonight!" said Shelly.

"Yeah we need to get out of this stuffy Chateau and have fun!" said Laurie.

"Well my man is coming later on tonight so I am gonna miss out..." said Silas.

"Yeah my girl Zara is supposed to be showing up anytime now as well, so I won't be going" said Brad.

"As if we wanted you to go" said Jay.

Brad rolled his eyes...

"Yeah I need some pussy! I am going!" said Jay.

"What about Tiffany?" asked Kookie.

"NO NO NO! Kookie if you go, then just you!" said Shelly.


"Okay I am going!" said Kookie.

Confessional Kookie: I am my own woman... I am going to go have some fun! Tiffany is a big girl... A really big girl... She'll be fine...


"Okay the speed dating people want us there in 2 hours so lets get ready!" said Shelly.

Everyone began getting ready and powdering makeup, and taking showers, and spraying perfume, and strapping up heels, and curling hair, and getting all handsome and pretty.

"Where are you going China?" wondered Tiffany.

"Oh um... Ima go um...... to a um.... anime show!" said Kookie.

"Can I go?" asked Tiffany.

"No... Everyone speaks Japanese... It's okay! Yaya will stay with you!" said Kookie.

"All right... I'll just go to sleep" said Tiffany as she turned over in her bed.

"COME ON KOOKIE!" whispered Shelly.

Kookie then snuck out of her room with Tiffany.

"Snap and go guys! Snap and go!" said Shelly.

"Okay ready!" said Laurie.

"Let's go ya'll! I need to get some ass!" said Jay.

Jay,Laurie,Shelly,and Kookie all tip toed into the limo and drove off...

Tiffany stood from the balcony without anyone knowing and saw Kookie sneak off with everyone else, and dropped her head in sadness.

Confessional Tiffany: I feel ditched... I feel lied to... Usually I would wanna snap someones neck who lied to me, but I would never hurt China... Why am I being so sensitive?


The doorbell then rang...

"IS THAT MY BOO!" said Silas as he ran to the door.

"IS THAT MY ZARA!" yelled Brad as he ran to the door.

"Or is it the new roommate?" said Silas and Brad in unison...

The door knob turned....

TO BE CONTINUED.

END EPISODE

[CLAYBAYBAY]

EPISODE 4

Silas swings open to door, and In walks His boyfriend.

"Booboo!" Silas says, as be begins kissing his boyfriend.

Brad walks the other way, to the phone booth.

^Confessional - Brad

I want Zara to get here! I dont want to see Silas boyfriend!

Silas and his boyfriend walk to the kitchen . "This is my room.. this is the kitchen.. oh and this is brad" he says.

Silas and his boyfriend proceed out to the hot tub.

^Confessional - Silas

I'm so glad my boyfriend is here! I need to get it in.

Brad attempts calling Zara. "AT THE TONE" and Brad hangs up.

^Confessional - Brad

I do not understand what is TAKING so long!

Then , a doorbell rings.

Brad runs to the door. "ZARA!" he screams as he swings open the door.

SPOILER: Click to show

^Confessional - Turner

I don't know what Brad is talking bout, Who is Zara?

-CASTING TAPE-

I'm Turner. I wouldn't say im the most compassionate.. but you you will find that out soon enough.

I'm not about the fake, lets be nice right away. I dont want to hang out with someone unless they are worthy to hang out with.. why hang out with someone being fake?

If you gonna be a crybaby, suck it up and be a man!

"Ohhh you must be the new guy!" Brad says. "Yes i amm" Turner says.

[S&M]

"Where are you from?" Brad asked
"Where is everybody at?" said Turner walking past Brad.

Confessional Turner: This American guy with a typical American accent, just asked me where am I from... Is he deaf?

Turner proceeded into the house...

"Wow! What a wonderful Chatteau! I would love to build something like this some day... Just look at this masterpiece" said Turner looking around the place checking it out.

"My oh my it is so empty... Are you sure I am the only roomate coming?" Turner asked Brad.

"Yeah... Everyone else went out..." said Brad.

"Where to?" asked Turner.

"Speed dating I believe..." said Brad...

"Oh do you have no life, or does no one like you? Why are you alone" said Turner.

"I'm waiting on my girl friend" said Brad.

"The question is... Is she waiting to see you?" said Turner as he quickly turned away...

Turner then walked upstairs to check out each bedroom...

He accidentally walked in on Silas getting it up the ass.

"OH BLOODY HEAVENS!!! FUCK MY LIFE!" yelled Turner.

Confessional Silas: Oh god... The new guy walked in on me getting it on... I am humiliated.

Confessional Turner: I feel like I am going to be scarred for the rest of my life...

Turner then walked in on Tiffany sleeping.

"OH MY!? THAT'S A VERY HUGE LADY! A VERY VERY HUGE LADY! ABOUT THE SIZE OF A HIPPO!" said Turner to himself as he walked down the stairs...

Confessional Turner: I don't feel welcomed, no one cared that I was here... This house is just empty! Not good for first impressions...

Turner then proceeded into the kitchen and made himself a glass of Chardonnay.

"Mmmmm delicious!" said Turner as he drunk....

Brad then walked into the kitchen...

"So uhhh you replaced a guy named Nick! said Brad.

"Oh really?" said Turner.

"Yep!" said Brad.

"So tell me why... Why did he leave?" said Turner.

"Because of two assholes! Silas and Jay! Beware of them partner! They are no good!" warned Brad.

"Hmmmm" said Turner with a serious stare.

Confessional Turner: I barely know Brad, so I am not going to take his word that quickly! I am not gullible and I am not stupid! Something does tell me that Brad is honest though... Looks like I need to pay attention to who is trustworthy in this house.

Turner then sipped his Chardonnay as he gave Brad a serious stare "Very interesting there lad....." said Turner

Meanwhile

At speed dating everyone was having a blast!

Kookie met herself a french midget

Laurie was talking to this American guy who was on vacation in Paris.

Shelly found herself a handsome black french man

and

Jay was chatting with this sexy brunette.

Confessional Jay: So speed dating went well tonight! We all found ourselves someone, and I feel like we are all about to get it in tonight.