REAL WORLD FANTASY HOUSE 8

[CLAYBAYBAY]

The roommates, along with their speed dates, all made their way back to the chatteau. "Bro, this is about to be an amazing house party" Jay says.

"As long as shrek hasn't awoken from her hibernation, it should eb fun" Shelly says. Everybody except Kookie laughs.

^Confessional - Kookie

I like hanging out with everyone. But I do feel bad for Tiff.

Turner and Brad have been shooting pool and drinking beer for a while.

^Confessional - Turner

So far Brad is really the only person I have gotten to know and I like him. He seems genuine, and to the point. I still need to meet these other roommates though.

The roommates with their dates all emerge through the front door.

"Turner and Brad walk down the staircase and spot the rest of the roommates."


"OHHH WHOS THIS BITCHHHH" Jay says. "New Roommate!" Brad says.

"Obviously, hillbilly" . Brad shakes his head.

"To the outside bar by the pool!" Shelly says and the pack all goes outside. Brad and Turner follow, while Silas and his man are still asleep after their 5 hour sex session.

"I'll be right back..." Kookie says to her big french gorilla juicehead, as she runs upstairs.

^Confessional - Kookie

I need to make sure nothings wrong with Tiffany, and shes not mad at me.


Kookie wants into Tiffany's room , and Tiffany has just woken up and is clipping her hair in.

"Hey boo" Kookie says. Tiffany is silent. "Whats wrong?" Kookie asks.

"HAVE FUN WITHOUT ME?" Tiffany asks. "Tiffany, i just.." shes cut off. "SOME ANIME CONVENTION HUH" Tiffany says. "im sorry Tiffany, I wanted to go to this to find a man and they told me you couldnt come! but tomorrow I want to hang out just me and you, well go to Juicy!" Kookie says. "You promise?" Tiffany asks. "YES" Kookie says.

^Confessional - Tiffany

I love Kookie.

"I got myself a sexy gorilla" kookie says. "Get it girl" Tiffany says, and Kookie runs back downstairs.

"Okay all better" Kookie says to her date.

"Turner right?" Jay says. "Yes" Turner nods. "Come here"

^Confessional - Jay

I want to talk to Turner. I need to see what bullshit Brad told him, and if he is a possible ally to Silas and I

"So, what all did Brad tell you?" Jay asks. "Oh. nothing. Just that I replaced a guy named Nick.. why did he go home?" Jay says.

"He was a hater, so we got that pussy to hit us and his ass went packing!" Jay says. "I see ..." Turner says. "So who do you like/dislike?" Jay asks. "Well I don't really know anyone yet.." Turner says.

^Confessional - Jay

Turner doesn't seem to budge.


^Confessional - Turner

Does Jay think I'm stupid? I'm just gonna spill my feelings to him ? I just met him! The rest of the roommates seem drunk and horny, and aren't paying much attention to me.

Laurie makes her way upstairs along with her man, and Shelly follows.

^Confessional - Shelly

They say once you go black, you never go back. We'll see about that.

"Well you ready babe?" Jay asks, and him and his Brunette go to his bedroom.

Shelly walks to her bathroom to freshen up, while her man waits in the bed. She sees Kookie talking to Tiffany

^Confessional - Shelly

I know Kookie is cool with us now and all, but I don't like how she is running to Tiffany it makes it look shady..


Kookie walks out in the hallway, and Shelly stops her.

"Look Kookie, we are starting to like you and all but I mean, it would just be smart if you stopped talking to Tiffany so much. We don't like her and it makes you look shady" Shelly explains. "I cant be friends with her too?" Kookie asks.

"Do what you want, im just giving you my advice.. for your sake.." Shelly says.

^Confessional - Kookie

This just sucks. I feel like now both sides of the house have some animosity towards me. Maybe sex will make it better.


Kookie goes into her room with her man, while Tiffany just sits and does her hair.

^Cofnessional - Kookie

So, he takes it out and its like a fucking cucumber. I dont know if this is gonna work...

Everybody else are in their rooms for the night, either smooshing or laying down, except for Turner and Brad

"Well, looks like we are single for the night.. " Turner says.

" I shouldnt be.. " Brad says, and then the doorbell rings.


"FINALLY! " Brad screams.

he swings open the door.

"BABY!" he says, as they kiss.

He swings open the door, and

[S&M]

THE NEXT MORNING

Confessional Turner: THIS HOUSE IS A BLOODY FUCKING MESS! I couldn't go to sleep because all the moaning, and groaning going on, and head board banging... I haven't even got to have a decent conversation with anyone but Brad...

Turner walks downstairs to light a cigar in the backyard....

"Bye babe!!!" yelled Kookie as she waved goodbye to her sexy juice head.

Confessional Kookie: Last night, It didn't fit in, so I got my box eaten instead *giggles*

Jay then said bye to his sexy brunette siren, and carried off to the backyard with Turner.

Confessional Jay: WOW THAT BITCH WAS A FREAK! She made it clap for me, and she spun around while my dick was still inside.

Brad then woke up next to Zara rubbing her hair...

"I love you so much baby... I am glad you are here" said Brad.

"Yeah yeah... I need to go shopping!" said Zara

"Well baby... I don't have a dime" said Brad.

"Haha... hunny... I wasn't going to ask you anyways! Daddy gave me 500 k to blow! UGH HE IS SO CHEAP!" said Zara.

"Uh... Why hasn't your father ever helped me out? He hasn't offered me a job, and I never got to even see a million dollars!" said Brad.

"Brad... Daddy doesn't consider you apart of our family because we aren't married yet. I still want a prenup though" said Zara.

"Okay...." said Brad.

"Is there anyone in this house who is ON MY LEVEL?" asked Zara...

"You mean rich?" asked Brad.

"Duh!" said Zara...

"Yeah... A girl named Kookie." said Brad.

"OH MY GOSH WHERE IS SHE!!!?" asked Zara.

"Down the hall to your right!" said Brad.

Zara then ran into Kookie and Tiffany's room.

"Um who are you!? You can't just bust up into peoples rooms like that hoe!" snapped Tiffany.

"Oh my so ghetto... I supposed you aren't Kookie" said Zara.

"No that would be me!" said Kookie.

"OMG! Your net worth?" asked Zara.

" 300 million, but my daddy is 0.8 billion." said Kookie.

"OMG YAY! I am worth 450 million, and my family is worth 2.2 billion!"said Zara.

"YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!!" yelled both girls in joy as they hopped up and down!

"Finally another rich girl!" said Zara.

"Yeah! I think I have a bff! We can be like the new socialite duo!" said Kookie.

"I am Paris and you are Nicole!" said Zara.

"Yeah girl! Anyways... Me and Tiffany were gonna go out to Juicy Couture together and get some clothes and accessories! Wanna come?" asked Kookie.

"Oh her???" said Zara with a shocked voice, pointing to Tiffany.

"yeah me girl! You rich? Oh I'm sorry for giving you attitude boo! We cool!" said Tiffany.

"Oh no problem" said Zara...

Tiffany then walked out to the car, and Zara and Kookie followed behind...

"Is she your bodyguard or something" asked Zara.

"Sorta kinda" said Kookie.

The 3, including Yaya and Brad went out shopping...

Meanwhile

In Shelly and Laurie's room...

They were laughing and talking with their fuck buddies that they just met at speed dating.

Confessional Shelly: So me and Laurie met these two dudes last night! Her guy is this American guy who is visiting Paris... His name is Devon! He is a cute white dude, and my dude is this sexy chocolate guy! His name is Aaron. The sex was great, and we just don't wanna throw these guys out, so we are gonna spend time with them.

Shelly and Laurie took their dates in a separate car and they all went out to a restaurant....

Leaving Silas and his boo, and Jay and Turner at the house.

"Silas's boo Dylan was using the house computer, while Silas,Jay,and Turner were all talking in the back.

"Cigars lads?" asked Turner.

"Nah Ima stick with weed" said Jay.

"Me too..." said Silas.

"So... We didn't meet correctly" said Turner as he blew a puff.

"Well I am Silas, and me and Jay are the two coolest dudes here" said Silas.

"Obviously you are gay right?" said Turner.

"Obviously your British!" snapped Silas.

"No shit sherlock. ..." said Turner as he blew his cigar.

"So why are you two here? What made you join the show?" asked Turner.

"Well my parents don't know I am here. They sent me to camp, and a snuck out and came here... I fucking hate my parents bro! I am here to have fun" said Jay.

"Oh you don't get a long with mom and daddy?" asked Turner.

"NOT AT ALL!" said Jay.

"All right Mr. Hard ass..." laughed Turner.

"So do you get along with your parents too? Or are you an asshole like your friend here?" Turner asked Silas jokingly.

"I have no family" said Silas.

Turner began laughing...

"What's so funny bro! You laughing because I got no family!?" snapped Silas.

"Silas bro chill! I am sure he isn't laughing about that" said Jay.

"I definitely am" said Turner as he got up and strolled into the kitchen.

Confessional Jay: Turner is rude,blunt, and nonchalant... I like it though! He seems bad ass.

"Not cool dude!" snapped Silas.

"It's just funny the way it came out! You said it like this" Said Turner as he mimicked Silas in a dramatic way.

"Well it's true... I was an orphan." said Silas.

"Oh" said Turner.

"Yeah... I basically raised myself, so if I have this hard edge, and I don't act like the typical gay dude, you know why" said Silas.

"Sure" said Turner as he got up and walked in the kitchen.

Confessional Turner: These guys both blame their upbringing for their outcome! I disagree entirely... Take responsibility for yourself. Just because someone doesn't have a family life, doesn't mean they have to act fucked up. Oprah was abused, and look at her.

On the other hand

Dylan got up off the computer and went to use the restroom...

Dylan's phone than rang....

Confessional Turner: So I see Silas's boy friend's phone ring, and I want to answer it! I mean what's he going to do about it?

Turner answered the phone.

"Hello!" said Turner.

"Baby stop playing around with a fake british accent!" said Romeo.

"Baby?" asked Turner.

"Oh I supposed this isn't Dylan after all! WHO ARE YOU! WHERE IS MY MAN!!!?" snapped Romeo.

"YOUR MAN? Oh well your MAN is in the restroom... I am straight and have no interest in him, but I know someone who does!" said Turner.

Confessional Turner:Drama.. Drama... Drama... Turner is about to turn the heat up.

Turner handed the phone to Silas.

"Looks like your man has ANOTHER boo" laughed Turner.

"WHAT!?" snapped Silas as he snatched the phone.

"WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!!?" snapped Silas.

"THE QUESTION IS WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!" snapped Romeo.

"WHY ARE CALLING MY MAN'S NUMBER?" snapped Silas.

"Your man!? BOY ME AND DYLAN ARE MARRIED! We just tied the knot in Massachusetts (where gay marriage is legal) and I am waiting for him to come back to our hotel! We are here in Paris for our HONEY MOON! We just fucked yesterday morning though.... So if he fucked you, then I hoped you tasted me all over him" snapped Romeo.

Silas paused in shock...

Jay and Turner looked at each other and both say " THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE GOOD"

[CLAYBAYBAY]

"YOU CHEATING BASTARD! WHOS ROMEO?!" Silas yells at his boyfriend. "Yeah.. I was gonnna tell you, I don't think we are working out..." Dylan says.

^Confessional - Jay

This assholes gonna come up and play Silas like that?

Silas begins swinging at his boyfriend and punching him all over. Jay restrains him, and Silas runs to his room .

"GET YOUR SHIT, AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Silas yells.

"I didn't want it to end like this.." Dylan says. Silas spits in his house.

"GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG!" Silas screams, as he kicks his boyfriend out the door literally.

^Confessional - Silas

I can't believe this.. now im single.. and when I get home, I'll be homeless...


"Hes no good bro" Jay says, and Silas lets out a tear. "fuck him" Silas sobs. "ahahahahaha" Turner laughs to himself, but silas does not hear him.

Dylan waits outside, and Romeo pulls up to pick him up.

Silas runs outside.

"THIS IS THE UGLY FUCK YOU MARRIED? WOW" Silas says, as he kicks the headlight out of Romeo's car. "What the hell" Romeo says. Silas gets out the garden hose and begins spraying the interior of Romeo's car up with water.

"THIS IS VINTAGE!" Romeo yells, as Silas begins keying the car.

"JUST GET OUT OF HERE" Dylan says, as him and Romeo pull away.


Silas walks in and begins crying again. Turner rolls his eyes and walks the other way.

"Crybaby" he mumbles.

Tiffany, Kookie, and Zara walk in as Brad and Yaya trail behind carrying all their bags.

"That was so fun!" Tiffany yells with her new stilettos, outfit, earrings, and fake eyelashes.

"I know!" Zara says.

Shelly watches from afar.

"da FUCK YALL CRYING ABOUT?" Tiffany asks.

"His boyfriend cheated on him.." Jay says.


"hahahhahaah!" Turner laughs from a room far away.

"So on to the next one! Why you gotta cry?" Tiffany says laughing. "FUCK YOU YOU FAT OGRE BITCH" Silas says.

"WHO DA FUCK YOU CALLING FAT? I WAS JUST PLAYING WICHU" Tiffany says, taking off her earrings.

"Im not even going to waste my time on you, just go to your room and hibernate please" Silas says, and Kookie leads Tiffany upstairs. "U LUCKY BOO.. U LUCKY" Tiffany says walking up the stairs.

"Wow what a bitch..." Jay says. "Now I bet you all wish you would have voted her out!" Shelly says. Jay, and Silas nod.. "Well you know, its not too late.. "Shelly says.

"We dont have majority, and even then she doesnt HAVE to go anywhere" Jay says.

"I know, but eventually if she has NO Friends. She'll leave. We'll make her" Shelly says.

Shelly walks up to Kookies room, and asks her to come aside.

"Kookie, im gonna be blunt. Everybody wants Tiffany to go home. At this point, you being with her .. makes you the minority. You need to choose what's best for yourself.." Shelly explains.

^Confessional - Shelly

I pretty much give it to Kookie straight. If NOBODY votes for Tiff to stay, then maybe she'll go home. We need Majority, and we can't have anyone TEAM TIFFANY.


"I'll do whatever I need to do" Kookie says. "Great" Shelly says.


^Confessional - Kookie

If Shelly thinks she can control me, shes wrong. I'll let them tell me their plan, but at the end of the day im going to do whatever I want to do.

^Confessional - Shelly

Kookie seems on board. At this point , everyone is just tired of Tiffany's bullshit, and random ghetto bursts. At least, I know Jay Silas, Laurie and I are.

Kookie returns to her room.

"They wanna get you out of here" She blurts to Tiffany.

"WHAT?!" Tiffany asks. "DONT SAY ANYTHING. Lets see how this pans out..." Kookie says..

"Okay, they in for it boo" Tiffany says.

END EPISODE

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[S&M]

EPISODE FIVE

"I'm pissed off!!!!" Tiffany yelled."Calm down big mama!" said Kookie.

"I know you told me, not to tell them that I know, but I am just so mad! I don't know how long I can keep this in!" snapped Tiffany.

"Oh Tiff! You have to keep it in... If you say something then they are going to turn on me for snitching" said Kookie.

SINCE WHEN DID YOU CARE WHAT THEY THINK!!!?"snapped Tiffany.

Confessional Silas: I hear Tiffany causing all kinds of noise! I am already pissed off, so It is really IRRI FUCKING TATING ME! That this FAT BITCH WON'T SHUT UP!

Silas busted into the room.

"SHUT YOUR FAT ASS UP!" yelled Silas.

"OR WHAT?!!!!" snapped Tiffany.

"TIFFANY NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE!" snapped Silas.

"Shelly doesn't want you here! Laurie doesn't want you here! Jay doesn't want you here! I am sure if Turner knew you, he wouldn't want you here, and I don't want you here! GET THE FUCK OUT AND GO!!!!" snapped Silas.

"Yeah bitch! I'm sure Kookie doesn't want you here either! She is just too scared to say it!" snapped Shelly.

"Kookie is this true?" snapped Tiffany.

Kookie then ran in Brad and Turner's room and hid under Turner's bed.

Confessional Kookie: I don't like conflict! I like to start conflict, but I can't take it.


Everyone stood around to see the house vs Tiffany show down.

Brad watched

Zara watched

Turner watched

Everybody watched.

with their eyes widened.

Confessional Turner: Living in this house has been a movie so far! I am just enjoying every minute of it. A lot of these people seem phony *cough* Silas, but I am sure the house will turn on him one day, just like they are turning on Tiffany.

Jay,Silas,Laurie,and Shelly all stood with their arms folded starring Tiffany in the eyes with anger.

"THE DOOR IS DOWN STAIRS! SO GET OUT!" snapped Shelly.

"I GOT HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE! I CAN'T TAKE THIS!" snapped Tiffany.

"Tiffany just leave! It's the best for the house!" said Laurie.

"YA'LL CAN'T JUST PUSH ME OUT!" said Tiffany.

"You right about that! You too big to be pushed out" joked Jay.

*everyone laughed*

"BUT I'M FROM COMPTON!" snapped Tiffany.

"FUCK COMPTON!" said Silas.

Tiffany then became enraged....

The whole house got silent.

Confessional Turner: This is NOT going to be good...

Confessional Shelly: I hate Tiffany, but you can't just disrespect someones hood! Silas gots some balls.... Idk if he is just hyphy because of his boy friend situation, but he better watch out!

Confessional Tiffany: DID THIS MOTHER FUCKER JUST SAY FUCK COMPTON? YOU DON'T DISRESPECT MY FOOD, AND YOU DON'T DISRESPECT WHERE I COME FROM!!!!"

Tiffany then lifted Silas off the ground.

"PUT ME DOWN!!!!" cried Silas.

"OH MY GOD LET HIM DOWN YOU BEAST!" pleaded Jay.

"TIFFANY STOP!!!" yelled Kookie.

Tiffany then ran Silas to the highest floor of the Chateau and threw Silas out of the window.

*BAM!!!!*

the glass shattered and Silas went flying out the window....


"AHHHH!!!!" yelled Silas...

he fell 20 feet out the window...

Confessional Silas: I felt like.... I was about to die.... My life.... It flashed before my eyes...


Silas then fell into some bushes which broke his fall, but he was still cut up a bit and bruised...

Everyone then ran down stairs onto the Chateau's lawn to look at Silas...

"Nigga are you okay?" said Jay.

"Whoa man you just got fucked up!" laughed Turner.

"Stop laughing Turner this isn't funny!" said Laurie.

"Oh shut up fucking ditz! Yes it is!" said Turner.

"Well it kinda is funny...." said Shelly.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" laughed Brad.

"Dude... You were thrown out a fucking window! That's bad ass!" laughed Jay...

"Everyone laughed together*

BUT when Tiffany showed her face the laughing came to a HALT! they all turned to her in anger....


The paramedics ran over to attend to Silas...

"You just sealed your fate... You gotta go!" said Shelly.

"Yeah... Your donzo..." said Jay.

"Peace out!" said Shelly.

"You could have killed him big mama" said Kookie.

"No China not you too...." said Tiffany.

"I'm sorry big mama..." said Kookie as she ran to hug Tiffany, but Tiffany shoved Kookie to the ground.

"NO DON'T TOUCH ME!" snapped Tiffany.

"I trusted you... I see how it is now..." said Tiffany...

"CHING CHONG BITCH! CHANG! TANG! CHICKEN WANG!" yelled Yaya as she attacked Tiffany.

"YOU NO PUSH HER! YOU NO HIT HER! CHONG DONG KING KONG!" yelled Yaya as she punched Tiffany.

*BAM!*

Tiffany then bitch slapped Yaya.

"OH HELL NO GET OUT NOW! GO GO NOW!" yelled Jay.

The producers then escorted Tiffany away into a van...

[CLAYBAYBAY]

Tiffany is riding in the van to a hotel, but she tells the driver to turn around. "GO BACK TO THE HOUSE" Tiffany says.

The driver turns around and Tiffany begins making her way back to the house.

^Confessional - Tiffany

At this point, im just done. FAKE ASS NIGGAS.


Tiffany rolls up to the house, and runs inside.

She sees the rest of the roommates.

"WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE" Shelly says.


^Confessional - Kookie

Oh no.. Tiffany is back and looks pissed.

Tiffany walks up to Kookie, picks her up, and gives her a giant hug.

I'm sorry China.. for everything. You were my true friend here, and I love you... " She says as she begins to tear up.

"I love you too" Kookie says confused.

Tiffany then turns around, and bitchslaps Silas across the face. "YELP!" he yelps as he falls down.

Tiffany then grabs a plate off the counter and throws it, and it busts on Jay's face and he begins to bleed.

^Confessional - Turner

Oh my! The hippo has gone beserk!

"you OKAY, JUST KEEP QUIET" Tiffany says pointing the Brad and Turner.

Tiffany then storms up the stairs.

She spots Laurie in the hallway , and Shelly in their room.

"What are you doin-" Laurie is cut off, Tiffany grabs her and throws her down the stairs. Laurie tumbles all the way to the bottom of the stairs and lays there .




"WHAT THE " Shelly screams, and Tiffany begins punching her up in the face. The two begin exchanging blows, but Tiffany manages to throw Shelly down, and sit on top of her and land continuous face shots on Shelly. She then grabs Shelly's hair and pulls as hard as she can, ripping up her weave.




^Confessional - Tiffany

AT THIS, IMMA LEAVE DIS HOUSE. THESE BITCHES NOW KNOW, WHO THE BADDEST BITCH WAS.

Tiffany walks downstairs where Laurie is still lying on the ground, Silas is in the bathroom and Jay is getting paramedic care.

"Bye China" Tiffany says and hugs Kookie one last time.

^Confessional - Kookie

I'm actually.. going to really miss Tiffany.. But Now I don't need to feel restrained.


Tiffany walks out of the house with all her bags from her shopping sprees, her luggage, and Kookie by her side.

"Bye!" Tiffany says, and gets in the limo.

^{Exit Confessional} - Tiffany

I came here and I CONQUERED this mother fucking house. These bitches KNOW , im from mother fucking compton. It's not that I couldn't handle this house, this house couldn't handle ME, and I will always be the baddest bitch of REAL WORLD PARIS.


Tiffany's limo pulls away, and it shows Laurie still laying on the ground.

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Shelly gets up and looks at the mess Tiffany has created.

"Is this bitch serious?!" snaps Shelly.

^Confessional - Shelly

Tiffany may think she looked like an HBIC or a bad bitch for attacking everyone, but honestly, America, and everyone else can clearly see she's a punk gorrila looking bitch who had to attack us when we least expected it. Scary hoe.


"Shellay... help me!" cries Laurie. Kookie and Shelly rush over to Laurie. "Excuse me? What are you doing?!" snaps Shelly at Kookie who is trying to help Laurie up.

"Helping her?" says Kookie innocently. "GET AWAY FROM ME BITCH" shrieks Laurie. "You're the ENEMY BITCH, YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE" snaps Shelly PUSHING Kookie away.

^Confessional - Laurie

As far as I'm concerned I'm done with Kookie, and I definitely don't wanna be her friend anymore. She made me get hurt! -cries-

"How's it feel with no big mama around to save your ass? Don't feel good do it?" says Shelly humbly strolling away.

"THIS BITCH ISN'T GETTING AWAY WITH THIS" screams Jay. "MY FACE IS FUCKING BUSTED, IT AINT GONNA FLY" he screams punching the wall.

"Where's THE FUCKING MIDGIT IMMIGRANT, I WANT HER ASS OUTTA HERE, OUT OF HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW" he yells. Silas gets up

^Confessional - Jay

I am fuming mad right now to the point that I am irate. This fucking dumb ghetto btich from fucking the GHETTO COMPTON wants to come in here and disrespect us all? Put her hands on us? And fucking walk away with no punishment? I AM MOTHER FUCKING JAY THE HARDASS. YOU CAN THINK YOU WON, BUT WATCH AND FUCKING LEARN WHO'S A REAL BAD MOTHER FUCKER.

^Confessional - Kookie

Tiffany just attacked everyone and left, and right now everyone is mad at me because of her Tiffany didn't you think this through?! Everyone's going to ruin my life here... maybe becoming so close with her was a mistake after all.


Turner and Brad come out of their room. "Is everything ok?" Brad wonders.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM HILL BILLY, OR YOUR ASS IS NEXT" screams Silas to Kookie's room with Jay and Shelly behind.

"BITCH WANTS TO BEFREIEND THAT FUCKING MONSTER, GET THE FUCK OUT YOU GOOFY ASS HOE" screams Shelly.

"Stop it!" cries Kookie running after them. "BITCH STAY AWAY" yells Shelly. As her, Jay and Silas begin grabbing Kookie's things and throwing them out the window. "GRAB HER AND GET HER OUTTA HERE" commands Jay. "Eek! Stay away from me!" yells Kookie running away for her life.

^Confessional - Brad

I am indifferent towards Kookie. But she is being ganged up on by Jay, Silas and Shelly because of Tiffany.. it's not fair!


"Stop it!" Brad yells. "GET OUTTA MY WAY" yells Silas in Brad's face. "No!" he says firmly. Silas pushes Brad out the way tossing him like a mr.potato head.

"KOOKIE, COME OUT COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE" yells Shelly deviously.

Kookie is hidden underneath the kitchen cabnets.

^Confessional - Kookie

I'm terrified right now, and I think I'm about to get lynched by an angry mob, so I'm hiding under the kitchen cabnit for my life.


-Meanwhile-


Laurie is on the phone.

"So one more time let me get this correct? This woman attacked four of your room mates and is currently on the run to the air port?" says a police officer

"That is exactly right.. please hurry" says Laurie faking tears. "We're stopping all flights right now mam, don't worry" the officer says.

"Thank you so much" she says through her sobs."

^Confessional - Laurie

Tiffany you had the most to learn and you completely failed. So let me be the one to administrate your first lesson. Ready? Lesson one, your actions have consequences. GOOD RIDDANCE BITCH.

[CLAYBAYBAY]

Laurie hangs up the phone and walks downstairs.

"I called the police!" Laurie says to Shelly. "Why?" Shelly says. "She hit me!" Laurie says.

"We all got hit Laurie, take ya blow. They ain't gonna convict her" Shelly says .

"She hitt mee" Laurie sobs. "She's not responsible, let it go " Shelly says.

"THATS LIKE SAYING HITLER ISNT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE HOLOCAUST" Laurie.

^Confessional - Shelly

Laurie is in her breakdown mode again. We all got hit, she should just calm down. Tiffany isn't going to get in trouble, and she's gonna look stupid. I'm trying to help her.

Kookie runs to her room, locks the door and lays down.

^Confessional - Kookie

I pray to god that this new roommate will be my friend D:

-THE NEXT MORNING-

^Confessional - Laurie

So I wake up this morning, and I feel better. Shelly advised I drop the police stuff, but im not sure yet..

The phone rings, and Laurie picks up.

"Hello?" She says. She begins talking to a police officer. "Is there any visible damage?" he asks. "Um, i have a scrap on my knee" Laurie says. "Um.. any bruises?" he asks. "One on my elbow" she says.

"ohhh my gooodddd " Shelly says as she walks by.

^Confessional - Shelly

Why is Laurie being such a drama queen...

"Ma'am, I cant completely ensure you that anything is going to come out from this, being that you are under contract on a tv show I don't think this case can be taken legitimately, but you have the right to continue on if you want to" he says .. .

Laurie just hangs up and begins crying.

Shelly rolls her eyes and walks away.

- In Jay and Silas Room-

"So what are you thinking?" Jay asks. "What do you mean?" Silas says.

^Confessional - Jay

I am really anxious to see who this new roommate is gonna be .

"We are getting a new roommate... a girl this time. " Jay says. "Yeah, a girl this time!" Silas says. "Hopefuly shes sexy.." Jay says.

"You guys wanna go out?!" Shelly asks.


^Confessional - Shelly

I want to take Jay, Silas, *sigh* Laurie, Turner, and even HILLBILLY if he wants to, out. To celebrate Tiffany's leaving. But Kookie can stay the fuck home with her old bitch.

"Ready?!" Jay asks, as the roommates all exit the door. AS they step outside they see a limo pull up.


"OHHHH WHOS THIS BITCHHH" Laurie says.

Out steps a tall, blonde beauty in her stilettos

SPOILER: Click to show

^Confessional - Angelina

I still can't believe i'm in PARIS right now!








I'm Angelina. First off, I can not even believe I am in paris right now! This is a dream . Going from living in my car, this definitely is an upgrade.




I used to be happy. Married, a beautiful daughter.. the only real explanation is that I Was immature. and I lost everything. Now im just trying to put the pieces of my life back together



Currently I am involved in things I dont want to mention to get by. I hold alot in, and If I get close to I will confide in you. But my experiences have made me stronger, and NOBODY will push me around.

Angelina walks out of the car, and the roommates clap.

^Confessional - Shelly

Instantly, I see another BLACK GIRL. But this time shes not fat and doesn't seem too ghetto like Tiffany so we'll see.

"You must be the new roommate!" Laurie says. "Yes i ammmmm" Angelina says.

"What are you all doing?" Angelina asks. "Well.. we were about to go out, but we will go out later instead and we can hang here and get to know eachother!" Shelly says.


^Confessional - Shelly

I'm not stupid. I don't want this new girl here alone with Kookie, because Kookie's little ass is a manipulator.

Angelina walks back inside with the rest of the roommates. "Wheres the bar?" She asks. "My type of girl!" Jay says.

^Confessional - Jay

This new girl is pretty hot, and seems fun.

^Confessional - Angelina

I just can't wait to get a feel for ALL of these roommates, and blow speakers off this house.

[S&M]

"Well we were just about to go out!" snapped Shelly.

"Oh okay! I'm down!" said Angelina.

"But she hasn't met Kookie!" said Brad.

"Who?" said Angelina

"Brad shut the fuck up! GOSH!" snapped Shelly.

"You don't have to meet her... Let's just go!" said Shelly as she tried tugging Angelina along.

"NO! I wanna get a chance to meet everyone!" said Angelina as she ran up the stairs to find Kookie.

"UGH! I am leaving! Hillbilly you can stay too!" snapped Shelly.

Confessional Shelly: This new girl needs to know, that she isn't going to hold us back! YOU WILL BE LEFT!

"I AM GOIN!" snapped Brad.

"NO YOU AIN'T STUPID HICK!" snapped Silas as he pushed Brad back...

Confessional Brad: There is only so much a person can take before the snap.... I can't take anymore of Silas's bullying.

Shelly,Laurie,Jay,Turner,and Silas entered the limo and pulled off...

Angelina walked back downstairs after meeting Kookie.

"Where's everybody at?" Angelina asked.

"They left us!" said Brad.

"Because of who?" snapped Angelina.

"Shelly and Silas..." said Brad.

"That red headed bitch?" asked Angelina.

"Yeah she was one of them..." said Brad.

"Oh wow.... I don't know about you, but I am not going to be treated like a pawn!" said Angelina.

"I'm sick of being treated this way MAN!" snapped Brad.

"Me too..." said Kookie as she walked down the stairs."

"What about a little payback? Have you thought about that?" suggested Angelina.

"Hmmmm... I feel naughty" said a mischievous Kookie.

"FOLLOW ME GUYS!!! I HAVE A PLAN!" said Kookie.

While Kookie,Angelina,and Brad were causing chaos in the house

at a french bar

The rest of the roomies were drinking up and talking.

Laurie and Shelly were at a table talking.

"OH MY GOD! LIKE I AM SO GLAD THAT HIPPO IS GONE!" said Laurie.

"You know I used to be a hippo like that too right?" said Laurie again.

"You used to be fat?" asked Shelly.

Confessional Shelly: Laurie is beginning to get on my nerves... I feel like... No female in this house is on my level! Laurie is starting to act like a train wreck, and a dumb blonde, and I hate broads like that! I feel like Kookie was under Tiffany's wing for protection, and Laurie was under my wing for protection. She doesn't need my protection anymore, and this weak bitch needs to stand alone.

At another table was Silas,Jay,and Turner

Turner and Jay were chatting it up...

"Gimme your best British accent lad!" said drunken Turner to drunken Jay

"HELLO MATE!" said Jay.

"That's fucking AUSTRALIAN!" laughed Turner.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA" Turner and Jay laughed.

"That's not even funny..." said a sober Silas

Confessional Silas: I still am pissed off inside about my bf situation and I am trying not to let it show... BUT Turner and Jay are annoying me.

"FUCKING PISS OFF SILAS! WE ARE TRYING TO HAVE FUN! NO NEED FOR YOUR BUZZ KILL LAD!" snapped Turner as he poked Silas, and then started laughing...

"AHAHAHAHA" laughed Jay.

"Yo I am not playing with you fools... I am going through something right now and I am about to be pissed." said Silas.

"Look bro! You ain't about to be acting like Tiffany... We are having fun! If you continue this bull shit then Ima have to take you outback and pull some New york on your ass." said Jay.

Silas rolled his eyes and walked away....

Jay and Turner continued drinking and talking....


"I WANNA GO HOM!" said Silas...

"All ready Sy Sy!" said Shelly.

"Yeah..." said Silas.

"I'm kind of ready too!" said Laurie.

"All right I guess... Let's bounce." said Shelly.

"Turner! Jay! We gotta go!" said Shelly.

"WHY!?" snapped Turner.

"No....." said Jay.

"Because Silas isn't feeling it" said Shelly.

"Fuck Silas" said Turner.

"What did you say?" said Silas as he tried to get all tough.

"Look you don't want it with me, because I'll pound you into next week" said Turner.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed a drunken Jay.

"What ever bro... Let's leave these clowns!" snapped Silas.

"All right we are gonna go! So catch a cab home..." said Shelly.

"All right bye Shelly" said Jay and Turner as they hugged her bye.

"bitch ass nigga..." mumbled Silas.

Turner grabbed a glass beer bottle and threw it at Turner as he walked out, but it fell short and shattered on the ground.

"OKAY YOU GOTTA GO!" said the manager...

Jay and Turner were escorted out.

"What ever let's go find some pussy!" said Jay.

"Yeah... I wanna go to a club!" said Turner...

Jay and Turner went off to bone some chicks, while Silas,Shelly, and Laurie headed back to the crib.

30 minutes later....

"I SEE THEM PULLING UP!!!! GET READY!" yelled Kookie...

Confessional Angelina: I feel like Kookie and Brad are the victims of this house, but I am not going to be a follower and just join the majority! I feel like I need to give them the confidence they needed to fight back!

"Okay! I got the rope!" said Brad.

"I got the other rope!" said Kookie.

"Pull it out the count of three...." said Angelina

1...

Confessional Silas: I am annoyed and irritable right now... I don't want to be bothered.

2...

Confessional Brad: You're just going to leave me like you run this house... Fuck you Shelly and Silas!

3...

Shelly,Silas,and Laurie walked through the door and Kookie pulled a rope that released a bucket of vegetable oil....

"AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" yelled Silas.

"MY HAIR!!!!!"yelled Laurie.

Then Brad released a bucket of feathers....

Confessional Kookie: We poured all the cooking oil in one bucket, and then we slit open all their pillows and dumped out feathers in the other...

FEATHERS THEN FELL ALL OVER THEM and they looked like walking chickens...

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled an enraged Shelly.

Confessional Silas: I was already pissed, and now I am beyond upset.

[CLAYBAYBAY]

"WHAT THE FUCK" Shelly screams, as her Silas and Laurie storm into the house.

Kookie scurries into the laundry room and hides inside the washing machine.

"WHO THE FUCK DID IT?!" Screams Shelly. "KOOKIE.. COME OUT COME OUT YOU FUCKING CHINK!" Shelly screams, slamming open all the cupboards looking for Kookie.

^Confessional - Shelly

Kookie better HOPE I dont find her.

"What the fuck is wrong with you!" Screams a feather covered Silas.

"Whatcha mean?!" Brad says.

"FUCKING TRAILER TRASH!" Silas says, pushing Brad.

"Don't touch me" Brad says sternly.

"HILLBILLY!" Silas says, pushing Brad again.

^Confessional - Brad

Like I said, there is only SO MUCH disfunction a human being can take.

Brad gears back and punches Silas in the face, he grabs him and throws him down and begins beating the shit out of him .Silas does nothing but squirm and try to break free, but Brad has a tight grip and begins slamming Silas' head up and down on the hardwood floors.

^Confessional - Angelina

OH Shit! It's going down already.

The producers run in and it takes 7 men to all restrain Brad, meanwhile Shelly walks into the laundry room.

"Where the fuck are you!" she screams, and she opens the washer and sees Kookie.

"EEK!!!" Kookie screams, and Shelly pulls her out. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Shelly screams. She holds Kookie by the collar of her shirt for a few seconds..

^Confessional - Shelly

Should I really do this? ;..................... Yes.

Shelly throws Kookie, and she bounces off the washing machine and busts her nose. she then kicks Kookie, and walks outside.

"SEND ME HOME AND SUE MEEE" She yellsss.


Brad is being escorted outside, while Angelina walks downstairs and sees Kookie crying. "She hit meee" Kookie sobs.

Angelina storms outside

^Confessional - Angelina

How can you hit someone like that? It's like fighting a baby!

"WOW SO YOU JUST HIT KOOKIE?" Angelina says. "Yeah" Shelly says casually. "FOR WHAT PURPOSE? FOR WHAT PURPOSE?" Angelina says. "Because, I wanted to you , and I'm gonna smack YOUUUU if you keep gettin in my WAYYY".

"Then smack me!" Angelina taunts. "Im gonna!" Says Shelly as she swings at Angelina, and Angelina grabs Shelly's hair.


*EAGLE SCREECH*


"STOP, STOP GIRLS GIRLS STOP!" Laurie screams. Shelly is swinging all over Angelina but Angelina's height makes it so that Shelly's punches are only hitting her back. The producers seperate the two girls who both were completely locked in eachother's hair.

A producer is walking with Kookie patting her back outside. "I WANT HER TO GO" Kookie says pointing to Shelly.

"Shelly, this is your SECOND time hitting somebody. You're contract is terminated and it's time for you to go"

Shelly is being escorted to a limo, while the producers are talking to Brad.

"It's going to be up to the house - " Brad cuts them off. " I want to go home." he says .

Another limo pulls up, and Brad gets inside.

^{Exit Confessional} - Shelly

I never should have signed up for this bullshit, im leaving this house because IF they let me loose, I don't wanna kill nobody. They will fucking see me again, and this hair pulling pussy shit will NOT go down.


Shelly's limo pulls off.


^{Exit Confessional} - Brad

This wasn't a terrible experience, but I'm just not the type that wants to lie. I wanted to have a GOOD TIME, but people took my kindness for weakness. I like Kookie, and Turner.. that's about it. Maybe I will see y'all again, and Silas... Got what you had comin to ya, flamer.


Angelina walks inside with Kookie, and Laurie is laying on the front steps crying.


"WHY MEEE?" She sobs.

Silas is put into the back of a paramedics van, and Jay and Turner's cab pulls up to the house.

^Confessional - Angelina

First night so far in this house, has been crazy. Shelly seemed like a bitch, and I'm glad she saw that she can't pick on everybody! bye bye!

[S&M]

Turner and Jay pull up with two hot babes and they see Silas in the ambulance...

Turner runs over to Silas and begins laughing in his face. "You got fucked up again lad? By who this time?" laughed Turner.

"He was beat up by Brad..." explained Angelina.

"BY HILLBILLY!!!!? OH HELL NO! THAT'S EMBARRASSING! WHERE THE FUCK HILLBILLY AT?" snapped Jay.

"He was sent home..." said Angelina.

"What?" said Turner.

"Yeah what the fuck happened?" snapped Jay.

"Shelly is gone too..." said Laurie sobbing.

"FUCK NO!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN THIS BITCH!" snapped Jay.

"She hit that Asian bitch and went home because of it..." cried Laurie.

"Kookie is DONE!" snapped Jay.

"Looks like more drama... Ima go get it in... Jay can I take your girl too?" asked Turner.

"Yeah what ever! Have her... I'm livid...." said Jay.

Turner went to have a 3some with two chicks, while Jay busted into Kookie's room and began breaking everything of her's in sight.

little hello kitty memorabilia and other Asian glass art.

"FUCKING CHINK MIDGET HOE!" snapped Jay as he broke her room to pieces.

"Hey nigga this is my room too! You aren't just gonna come up in here and start shit" snapped Angelina.

"What are you gonna do bout it?" taunted Jay.

"Angelina then pushed Jay.

"LOOK YOU GIRAFFE LOOKING BITCH! I WILL MURDER YOU! WOMAN OR NOT! BACK THE FUCK UP!" snapped Jay.

"Hit me! Join your friend Shelly!" snapped Angelina.

"I can't hit a girl but I sure can do this!" snapped Jay as he spit in Angelina's face.

"Worthless black bitch!" snapped and angry Jay.

"FUCK YOU NIGGA!!!" yelled an enraged Angelina as she tried to attack Jay but was restrained by producers.

Confessional Angelina: Jay just did the most vile, disgusting, low life thing that you can possibly do to a human being to me... It reminded me of my pimp when I didn't return the money on time.

"FUCK THIS SHIT MAN!" yelled Jay as he punched a mirror and broke it...

Silas walked back in the house with a bandage over his nose...

"WHEN I SEE THAT FUCKING HILLBILLY AT THE REUNION IMA KILL HIM YO!" snapped Silas.

"FUCK HIM AND KOOKIE!" yelled Jay.

"WHERE IS KOOKIE!? WHERE IS THAT BITCH!?" snapped Silas.

"Yeah Ima fuck her up!" said Laurie.

"That giraffe bitch is hiding her!" snapped Jay.

Confessional Laurie: That bitch got my best friend in this house sent home! I am just beyond sad and mad!!!!

Laurie took off her earrings and ran around searching for Kookie.

"YEAH WHOOP HER ASS LAURIE!" cheered Silas and Jay.

"That's right baby ride that nine inch rod!" moaned Turner as he fucked a chick.

"WHERE ARE YOU BITCH I'M COMING TO BEAT YOUR ASS!!!" snapped Laurie.

"I'm cumming!" moaned Turner while he fucked the two chicks.

"I'M COMING KOOKIE!!!" yelled Laurie.

"I'M CUMMING!" yelled Turner.

"HERE I COME!!!" yelled Laurie.

"I'M GONNA CUM!" yelled Turner.

"THERE YOU ARE BITCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" yelled Laurie as she lunged at Kookie.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH SHIT! IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD!" said Turner as he got off...

"IMA BEAT YOUR ASS!" yelled Laurie as she began hitting Kookie.

"I JUST TAPPED THAT ASS..." said Turner laying next to the two girls....


Laurie began pounding Kookie in her face and pulling her hair.

"Yeah FUCK HER UP!" yelled Jay.

"EEEK!!! STOP!!!!! GET OFF ME!!!" yelled Kookie as she kicked and scratched.

"NO HOE!" yelled Laurie as she punched relentlessly.

Angelina then ran in and yanked Laurie's hair and pulled her off of Kookie.

"GET OFF OF HER YOU STUPID BITCH!" yelled Angelina as she pounded Laurie in the face.

battered Kookie then escaped to another room...

"GET OFF OF LAURIE YOU UGLY STUPID BITCH!" yelled

Laurie managed to grab Angelina's hair and Angelina had Laurie's hair...

They were both locked....

and then....

Angelina ripped out a long piece of Laurie's blonde extension when she was pulled away by producers.

Laurie's weave was jacked up and she began freaking out.

"THAT BITCH RIPPED MY HAIR!!! MY HAIR!!! THAT'S 800 DOLLAR HAIR!!!" snapped Laurie.

"Laurie pack your bags you have to go home.... said the producers...

Laurie cried...

"THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! SEND THAT GIRAFFE BITCH HOME TOO!!!" YELLED JAY AND SILAS...

"Unfortunately when Laurie hit Kookie, she had already sealed her fate, so Angelina technically wasn't hitting a roomate.

"BIAS BULL SHIT!" snapped Jay.

"That's fucked up!" said Silas.

"Bye guys...." cried Laurie...

Laurie then stumbled into the hall way and began crying... mascara was falling down her face... "I DON'T WANNA GO!!!" cried Laurie.

"Sorry you have to" said the producers as they picked up Laurie and drug her to the van...

Laurie was kicking and screaming and crying as she got dragged away....

"FUCK THIS SHIT MAN!!! I NEED TO GET SOME AIR, BEFORE I DO SOMETHING I REGRET!" snapped Jay.

"YO TURNER! STOP FUCKING THEM HOES! LET'S GO OUT DUDE! I'M PISSED! I NEED A DRINK!" yelled Jay.

"The fuck happened out here?" asked Turner as he zipped his pants threw on a shirt, and escorted the ladies out...

"Shit hit the fan man... We gotta go NOW! Before I fuck shit up" snapped Jay.

"He has to come!!!?" snapped Silas.

"He's cool people bro!" said Jay.

Turner gave Silas a mean stare and Silas starred back.

"Let's go dudes!" said Jay...

The three exited the house to get some drinks and cool off...

Meanwhile

In the empty house...

Kookie was crying in Angelina'a arms...

"They hurt me..." cried Kookie

"I know sweetheart... I'm here for you" said Angelina as she rubbed Kookie's hair and held her...

Yaya was pouring alcohol and Kookie's cuts and wounds...

Confessional Kookie: I feel like Angelina is like a better version of Tiffany. She is a really nice lady and I am glad she is my roomate.

Confessional Angelina: Holding Kookie in my arms... makes me want my daughter... I miss my baby girl *sheds tear*

CAMERA ZOOMS OUT OF THE MESSED UP CHATTEAU....

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