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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Jan 9, 2011 21:08:11 GMT -5
     Nick  Nick is 21 years old from Long Island, New york. He is very proud of where he lives, hence the tattoo on his chest. Nick as a kid had a very close relationship with his mom, but his father didnt like how Nick acted. Nick is very Metrosexual. Hair HAS to be straightened, and he has to look good before going out. His dad always said "WHERE DID I GO WRONG, RAISING A FAG" Which caused Nick to get pissed off and often do things like punch holes in his walls and leave his house and not come back for days. Nick is immediately friends with everyone, when yo meet him he will be a very chill guy. The only thing is he can blow up randomly, which cause people to get scared and try to calm him down. It all leads back to his daddy troubles. When people first look at Nick, they think hes gay because of his appearance. However, he is in many relationships with girls and is straight. Once you get to know him, you will know that he is not gay, but people believe he is just because he is metro. Aside from the outrages he gets, he is a chill guy. He will love to kick back and hang out with you, go skateboarding, smoke a blunt, and party the night away. He is very intelligent, and his mother begs him to go to college and use the 4.0 GPA he got in high schoool, but Nick says right now hes not ready to take that step. Although hes always in a relationship, right now he is single and is down for anything. Will Nick remain the fun loving party boy, or will the chaos of the house cause him to reach a point that he will regret it?  Laurie
Laurie - 22 year old aspiring actress from Boston, Massachusetts. All her life she has had a passion for acting and always dreamed of being a big time movie star. However, her inspirations for being an actress aren't the best prime examples: Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Britney spears. Even though she has had such big dreams.. she has done nothing to pursue them. Throughout her life she had struggled with her weight and finally has been able to shed all the weight she wanted and is now comfortable at a 124 pounds. Now a cute skinny blonde, she believes she will finally be able to be casted as a real Hollywood starlet, and plans to use Real World as her platform. With her passion for acting she is very much a drama queen, and has random moments of screaming, crying, and fighting with others. She also likes to be very passive aggressive and make fun of others without them realizing it. She looks down on others and ultimately dreams of being famous. A drama queen to the fullest, how will she be able to handle the Real World House?  SilasSilas - 19 year old from Seattle, Washinton. Silas has lived a very difficult life up until recently. Silas' birth parents gave him up for adoption when he was born because they were took broke and couldn't afford a child. Silas went to adoption agencies, and foster homes throughout his childhood because no one wanted him. Silas ranaway from his foster home, and lived on the streets of the big city. Silas began to sell himself as a gay prostitute. Until one day he was discovered by a gay fashion designer, and taken under his wing as his gay lover, and now long term boyfriend.  Shelly
Shelly- 22 year old drug dealer from Chicago Illinois. Shelly actually is an aspiring model, but because of her hot temper and unable to take critisim, she's never able to book a job. Shelly goes from 0 to 180, she has extreme anger issues, and has constantly been fighting all her life. From an early age, everyone just seems to not like her because she is shy at first. Which makes people think she's weird and an easy target to pick on. Little do they know, that just with a drop of a hat, she will attack someone. She's been offered a position on the Real World, but at the cost of her going to a 4 week anger management program. Will she be able to hold her temper and change for the better?[/i][/spoiler]  Jay
Jay - 19 year old from long Island New York. Jay was born of two teenager parents. His father walking out on him the second he found about his existence, and his mother almost putting him up for adoption, it was thanks to his grandma that he was able to be raised by his mother. Jay grew up living normally, but never was really close with his mother, and was more close with his grandma. After his grandma passed away when he was just turning 13, Jay began to rebel and go out of control. His partying all night every day without a job, hooking up with girls, and getting into fights, he went totally haywire. Jay brought his bad attitude home, which caused alot of tension between his mother and her new husband. After graduating high school, his step father suggested sending him to military school, obviously enraged with the idea Jay got into a physical fight with his step father, which resulted in his mother sending him to the military. Jay just got kicked out of military school and didn't inform his parents, and moved in with his best friend. After going to a Real world Casting call out of a whim, he was given a call back. Will Jay grow and mature into a young adult, or will he be set on his rebelious ways forever?[/i][/spoiler]  Tiffany Tiffany is a 23 year old Black woman from Compton California. She thinks of herself as BIG,BEAUTIFUL,AND LOVING IT! She wasn't always loving it though... In the tough streets of Compton she is mistreated and picked on, and she had to fight herself out of all bullying. This made her STRONG! In High School she was known as the girl who you don't mess with! She had a bad attitude that you did not want to piss off. She MADE guys date her and she MADE them sleep with her, and she MADE girls be her friend! Everyone in Compton feared her.... A lot of gangs wanted her on their side because she was a down ass tough bitch. Tiffany is coming into this house thinking that she will run the house, BECAUSE SHE'S FROM COMPTON! You better not disrespect her, or her weave, or you will be sister girled to death! She has a nasty attitude and she expects everyone in the house to hate her, but too afraid to tell it to her face. Brad  Brad is a 23 year old Southern Gentlemen from Mobile, Alabama. Brad grew up in your typical southern family home. Didn't have much money, their dad worked sun up to sun down, and Mom stayed home to clean and have dinner ready. Brad always worked for the extra things he wanted. From age 11, Brad bailed hay, and did various farmwork to pay for things he wanted. He also got good grades, because he knew if he ever wanted to go to college he needed a scholarship. His family wasn't poor, but they just made enough to put dinner on the table each night and pay for school clothes. Brad also played Football in high school, and he was very good. Being just a sophomore, he made Varsity Quarterback, and he seemed perfect. He is a VERY nice guy, and contrary to the "Football player" stereotype, he is nice to everyone and will never treat you different no matter how you look, unless obviously you disrespect him. Now graduating from West Virginia Mountaineers where he played football, he hopes to get drafted to the NFL, and would like to get his name out there. He is a truly nice guy, and has always worked for everything he has. On the Real World, he wants to make relationships with people and start new friendships. Brad is in a long term relationship with his high school sweetheart, named Katie Lynn. He plans on staying faithful to her the entire time while living on the Real World. He doesn't want drama or conflict, and will avoid it no matter what by removing from the situation. He also plans on being the mediator in alot of issues.
He is not Racist or Homophobic, but is not used to being around that and it will freak him out. Will he fair well against other roommates falling under that criteria? Kookie
Kookie - is the tiny 19 year old princess from Tokyo, Japan. Kookie is the daughter of the gay famous gyaru fashion designer. Mitsunana. Kookie was a test tube baby and was carried for 9 months in some random woman's body, while her extremely rich father waited anxiously for birth. From an early age, her father spoiled her to no end buying her anything and EVERYTHING she wanted. He dressed her like a little doll all the time, which eventually turned into her own personal style. Dressing like a real life little princess doll. Her father built her up to eventually become the FACE of his fashion line, having many people aspiring to be her and have her style. She's very popular in Tokyo, and even has her own fashion line and barbie doll modeled after her. Kookie drives a hot pink hummer that says "Pussy wagon" on it. Kookie has her own personal assistant/maid/slave, YaYa (elderly smart mouth chinese woman) that follows her every move and is constantly by her side. When it comes to interacting with others Kookie is EXTREMELY judgmental, she dislikes basically everyone who doesn't give her everything she wants, or bends to her will. She doesn't want to reign QUEEN of the house, but she doesn't want to be opposed either. If she is, she will go about sneaky ways to torture those she dislikes, from putting laxatives in their food, to itching powder in another girl's panties, Kookie is one vindictive cunt! Kookie is going on to the real world to expand her fashion empire into the united states and to show case her maginificent style and sophistication. |
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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Jan 12, 2011 19:33:43 GMT -5
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Post by Admin on Jan 12, 2011 19:38:22 GMT -5
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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Jan 25, 2011 0:12:42 GMT -5
Episode One [/font]
The camera takes you through Paris France, showing this famous city's monuments and finest features.
"Well Madame, we are here" Says an older limo driver, to a petite little asian girl sitting in the back of a limo.
"Eek!" The girl shrieks, as she takes a nibble off of her chocolate chip cookie.
Confessional - Kookie
The Princess is here, time to bow down! *bats eyes*
-CASTING TAPE-
"Hiiiii, Im Kookie! ... Not KOO-KEE, like im crazy, OR KO-KEY, its KOOKIE! Like the food! "
"I like to buy expensive things, have people buy me expensive things, get pampered and treated like the princess I am... It's not hard to have fun though with all the money!<3"
My dads a famous fashion designer.. So I get anything I want, and anything you want.. I'm cute, as you can see *smiles* I like to have fun, and im ready to show this house a fun side to me.. im pretty much like a walking holiday! *blows kiss*
The Limo pulls up to a front gate, where a beautiful chatteau is shown.
Kookie takes a step out of her limo, and flips her hair as she carries her handbag.
She walks up to a beautiful Chatteau , and her face lights up. "This will do!" She says, opening the door.
Eeeek! She screams, as she begins running through the house.
This is really cute!" She says, running in and out of the rooms, as she stumbles in her size 3 stilettos.
"Oh look!" She says, running into the confessional room.
Confessional - Kookie
So this is my FIRST confessional in the house.. it's very cute and vintage.
"Im definitely picking this bed.." She says, as she snaps her fingers and crew begin moving all her bags into her room.
"YAYA, YOU CAN HELP!" Kookie screams, and an elderly asian woman walks up the stairs and gives kookie a look of disgust.
"CHING CHONG BITCH!" The woman curses at Kookie in japanese, as she begins picking up Kookie's excessive bags of clothing.
Confessional - Kookie
Yaya is my slav.. i mean uh, assistant. Basically, shes there to give me WHAT i want, when I need it.
As Kookie is placing her things in her room, she hears a horn honk in the front driveway and sees a limo pulling up.
"ROOMMATE!" She screams, sprinting down the stairs.
Out steps a beautiful blonde bombshell, and she takes one look at the house and yells in excitement.
Confessional - Laurie
REAL WORLD 8! PARIS BABY!
-CASTING TAPE-
I'm Laurie. I'm alot of fun, and i'm a good time obviously. I'm a blonde bombshell, and i'm pretty much a social butterfly.. you'll have no choice but to love me
You cant expect to put me in a house and not go crazy! I mean, I can be kind of a drama queen.. but that's just me. I'm not gonna stay somewhere that im not wanted, and I dont like FAKE PEOPLE. *flips hair*
I used to have self esteem issues.. I used to be overweight, and now im comfortable with my weight and I thought the issues would stop.. but since then' ive tried the tan look, ive tried the emo look, ive tried the valley girl look... now im finally getting to a point where I can be happy with ME
Laurie walks to the front door, where she is greeted by an eager Kookie.
Confessional - Kookie
So First roommate I see is a blonde girl.. she's cute, seems kind of preppy.. we'll see.
"Heyyy Im laurie!" Laurie says, as she embraces Kookie. "youre so cute" Laurie compliments her. "I know, thanks." Kookie says. "You too" kookie adds.
Confessional - Laurie
Wow, first roommate I see is this tiny little asian cute as a button! She looks like a little princess.
Laurie and Kookie continue into the house, and Laurie is looking around fascinated by the house. "Isn't this amazing!?" Laurie says. "Yeahhh..." kookie says.
Confessional - Kookie
Judging by Laurie's reaction to this chatteau, it's obvious shes... middle class.
"So where are you rooming?" Laurie asks. Kookie leads her to her bedroom. "Do you mind if I room with you?" She asks. "Not at all" Kookie says nicely.
Confessional - Kookie
I mean, I don't KNOW Laurie yet, but i'm letting her room with me.. because I don't want to room with someone ugly, and what if she's the only pretty girl left?
Confessional - Laurie
Kookie seems nice! I see us getting along.
The two make their way downstairs to the bar. "You wanna take a shot?" Laurie says. "Um.. I can't hold that much alcohol down so i'll just make a magarita!" Kookie says.
-MEANWHILE AT THE AIRPORT-
A tall, built man begins walking down the escalator. He flips his black hair to the side, and bites his lip ring in excitement
He continues over to the lobby, where he sees a girl holding a sign reading "Nick!" . Her fiery red hair is visible from afar, and she has a bright smile.
"Im Nick!" He says, hugging her and giving her a kiss on the cheek. "Shelly" She says.
Confessional - Nick
As soon as I see Shelly, immediately I see she's gorgeous, and my type. This is going to be a fun time.
-CASTING TAPE-
My name's Nick, im from New York, mother fucker! *points to chest tattoo* I am here to have a fun time, and see what Paris has to offer.
I know there's going to be confrontation in the house... but I really hope I can control my anger. When I get pushed to a certain point.. I can snap. And I don't want that to happen...
People are always quick to judge me. Yeah, I straighten my hair and make sure I look good, you can call me gay but I'll knock you the fuck out and then go home and fuck your girl.
Nick and Shelly begin walking outside where they enter a limo.. "Are you as excited as I am?" Shelly asks.
Confessional - Shelly
I've really never been out of Chicago, so i'm ready to FUCK this town up!
-CASTING TAPE-
I'm Shelly, from Chicago Illinois . Have I had the best life? No. Have I made the best of it? Fuck yeah!
I don't like petty bullshit.. I don't like liars.. I'm not going to be like the rest of the bitches in this house, im not gonna stand there and just ignore the fact someones talking shit.. You talk shit, you're going to get hit, bottom line.
I have anger issues, but that's just how I am. I smoke, I party, I fight.. nobody is gonna change me. I'm really excited to be out of Chicago and see a part of the world I never thought imaginable.
Shelly and Nick begin talking in the limo as they make their way to the Chatteau.
MEANWHILE
A different limo pulls up to the house.
Out steps a clean cut, muscular souther man.
Confessional - Brad
I'm definitely not in Alabama anymore!
I'm Brad, I'm from Alabama! I never been out of Alabama before except for when I play College football.
I live by my values. I am a christian, but that don't mean I can't drink and have a fun time. I have a girlfriend who I plan on being faithful too, she is all I need. I definitely wanna have fun, crack some beers and meet great people! Although I'm not used to some of these peoples probable "lifestyles"... I think I won't have beef with people. UNTIL they act disrespectful to me, that is. *smiles*
Brad carries rolls his suitcase up to the front door and walks in. "Hellllooo" He says, in a slight southern accent.
"Hiii!" Laurie and Kookie say as they run up to him.
"Hey Im Brad" He introduces himself.
Confessional - Brad
So far I've seen 2 girls , one is a cute blonde girl, and the other is this little asian girl.. who cant be more than 7 years old!
"How old are you sweetheart?" Brad asks Kookie. "Old enough" she snickers.
Confessional - Kookie
I guess Brad hasn't seen a gyaru before? Have you even seen asian people bitch?
MEANWHILE
at a local cafe, while the girls are showing Brad the rooms, a Well dressed brunette guy is standing outside waiting.
Confessional - Silas
So , I'm sitting here waiting to meet a roommate.. if it's a guy, hopefully he's cute.
A Rugged bad boy begins walking down towards Silas. "You on the real world?" He asks. "Yeah!" Silas says, as the two bro hug.
Confessional - Silas
Success.
I haven't always had the best life, rarely anybody has . My deadbeat mother couldn't handle me, and My sperm donor didn't give a shit, so I was bouced around between adoption agencies ONLY to face MORE rejection, so I pretty much turned to the streets.
I had to do some things i didnt want to do, and im not proud of today. but who hasnt? But finally that was all changed when I met Paul.
He took me in and changed my whole life around. YEAH Im gay, but that doesn't mean i'm gonna go do my hair and hang with the girls. I've been through alot and am not a queen, so if you have a problem with me fuck you, but otherwise i'll just be a cool guy to hang with.
"I'm Silas" he says, introducing himself. "Jay" Jay says, examining Silas. The two begin walking down the block, 2 blocks away from the Chatteau.
Confessional - Jay
This whole thing is so unreal, no fucking way am i in F R A N C E !
I'm Jay . People call me a hardass, call me a tool, i really dont give a shit . I'm just ME. I've been through hard shit in my life, but I don't let it get to me. I'm living how I want to. I don't have connections back home, because all people do really is dissapoint you . One thing I don't do, is deal with people's bullshit and lies. and you will see that.
BACK AT THE MANSION
A limo pulls up, and out walks Shelly and Nick. "Hey!" They both yell as they enter the house . They walk upstairs and see Brad, Kookie, and Laurie. "Hey!" They all say and greet eachother. They exchange hellos.
"I love your hair!" Laurie says complimenting Shelly. "Thanks, youre cute" she says. "You are too!" Shelly directs to Kookie.
Confessional - Shelly
So as first as I come in the house these girls are all smiley and happy and i'm hoping its real.
Nick and Brad continue to converse . "You seem cool dude" Nick says. " Same here " Brad says.
Confessional - Brad
Aside from Nick's goofy hair, he seems cool.
"You wanna room with me?" Brad asks. "yeah" Nick replies and begins moving his stuff in.
"Shelly we have another bed in our room!" Laurie says. "Um..okay" shelly says.
Confessional - Shelly
It's not that I didn't want to room with them.. but I know how this works. It's all fun and smiles in the beginning, but eventually things clash. But , I don't wanna be a bitch, so i'll give it a chance.
"So that leaves one more single bed room, and a two bed room" Kookie says.
"The Bar!" Kookie says as she scurries down the stairs again. "Is she always like this" asks Nick jokingly, and Laurie replies "From what I've seen, Yes" .
The 5 roommates begin exchanging shots, and laughs. Meanwhile, Silas and Jay walk in the door. "Hey! its the 2 other guys!" Laurie says.
The 2 exchange hellos with the rest of the roommates. "Hey, there is one more 2 bedder, and a single room" Kookie says. "You cool with taking the double bedder?" Silas asks, and Jay agrees.
Confessional - Silas
So far from what I see about Jay's personality, I don't know how he'd react with me being Gay. I'm not gonna make it a point to tell him.. if he finds out, no big deal, but i'm not gonna make it a big deal.
"Steelers fan?" "Me too!" Jay and Brad converse, talking about football.
Confessional - Jay
I like Brad. He's a football player, he seems nice, and I for some reason have respect for him, he seems genuine.
"I wanna go OUTTT!!" Kookie says. " I Mean, there is still another roommate coming!" Laurie says.
"Okay well let's give her like 10 minutes, then GO!?" Jay suggests, and the roommates all agree. "TOAST!" Brad suggests.
"REAL WORLD PARIS BABAYY!" they all cheer as they clink glasses.
Meanwhile, outside.
BUM BUM.
A limo pulls up.
BUM BUM.
Out steps a bodacious black woman, who flips her dollar general weave and laughs a deep, bellowing laugh.
Confessional - Tiffany
THE BADDEST BITCH IS HERE.
There isnt much that needs to be sad. Im A BAD BITCH. IM A STRIPPER, I FUCK, I SUCK, AND I BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF BITCHES.
i am not afraid to beat a bitches ass. I dont give a shit who you are, Im from compton for a reason nigga and imma make these bitches respekt me.
Confessional - Shelly
So we all pretty much want to GO OUT, and we are sick of waiting.
Tiffany burst through the doors.
Kookie gulps, and the room is silent.
"AY BOOS!" Tiffany yells as she walks in.
Confessional - Jay
Did we get 5 men this season?
Tiffany walks in, and eyes the other roommates.
Confessional - Silas
DAMMMNN THATS A BIGGG BITCHHH
"Hey boo, im Laurie" She says, attempting to be nice. "You get the single bedder upstairs" she says. "Okay coo" Tiffany says.
"Um, we are all about to hit up a club, so you ready to go?" Nick says.
"Calm down boo, lemme go freshen up" she says, as she walks out to the bathroom.
Confessional - Tiffany
These bitches need to calm down. I know it's Paris, but I JUST GOT HERE.
"Okay, let's go wait in the car" Silas suggests, and the 7 roommates go out and wait in the limo.
10 minutes goes by.
*Shows Tiffany doing her makeup*
"Let's just GOOOO!" Shelly says. "this is annoying."
"You want me to go?" The limo driver asks.
Confessional - Kookie
This is NOT going to be good. Tiffany, is going to be livid.
"Yes" Shelly says, and the other roommates nod their head. "I'll stay here and wait " Kookie says, and gets out of the limo.
"Maybe we should wait.." laurie suggests, but the limo drives off.
Tiffany walks out of the bathroom, looks outside and sees that the limo has driven off, and just sees Kookie standing there.
"What happened?" Tiffany asks . "THEY FUCKING LEFT US!" Kookie instigates.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS!? " Tiffany says, and storms back inside.
Confessional - Tiffany
I just got up in this mother fucker, and these bitches are gonna do me dirty ALREADY?
Kookie walks up to Tiffany. "I told them to wait, and they left me too!" Kookie lies.
Confessional - Kookie
I'm not stupid, just by looking at Tiffany, I don't wanna be a part of that crowd when they get home.
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Post by S&M on Jan 25, 2011 15:01:29 GMT -5
Confessional Tiffany: OH UH UH! I ain't about to stay up in this house on the first night! This be Paris! I want to get out and experience this new adventure! I be damned if I just sit back and wait for these motherfuckers to get back! Ima meet them there, and when I do, it will NOT be pretty!
"Let's go China! We gotta go up there by car!" snapped Tiffany.
"But I'm from Japan..." said Kookie.
"SAME THING! Ima call you China!" said Tiffany as she hopped in the car and pulled off with Kookie.
"We are like total opposites..." said Kookie as she nibbled on a fortune cookie.
"Yeah China we are! Now why on earth would they leave us? Do they know not to play with me? I'M FROM COMPTON! and you... You are from China! You can kung fu a bitch!" said Tiffany.
"WE NO CHINESE WE FROM JAPAN! CHING CHONG BITCH!" snapped Yaya in the backseat.
"You betta tell granny back there to calm her ass down, before I snap her neck China!" said Tiffany.
"Yaya! Yameru!!! Wa ima! " (That means "Stop it! Not right now!" in Japanese)
"Okay here those bitches go!" said Tiffany as she pulled up to "LE CLUB" which is a real famous club in Paris and other parts of the world"
Kookie and Tiffany exited the car, leaving Yaya in the backseat...
"Now Yaya you stay! We won't be long... Just like 4 or 5 hours okay? Just knit or sew... k?" said Kookie.
Yaya began knitting with her yarn ball in the backseat...
"Okay so where are these motherfuckers?" snapped Tiffany as she walked around looking ghetto fabulous.
"I think I see Laurie over there by the bar!" said Kookie as she pointed.
"Blonde bitch... I expect that from that hoe!" said Tiffany.
"Now who's idea was it to leave us?" asked Tiffany.
"Shelly!" said Kookie.
"That fire crotch hoe?" snapped Tiffany.
"Mhm!" said Kookie.
Confessional Kookie: *only shows top of Kooki's hair* Lower the camera so they can see me! *crew fixes camera so you can see her* Okay... Well the reason why I am snitching on Shelly, is because I have got a bad vibe from her, It seemed like she didn't wanna room with me and Laurie, and she seemed very rude, so I want Tiff to beat her ass!
Tiffany charged over pushing dancers aside.
"MOVE! BACK THE FUCK UP!" yelled Tiffany as she pushed through the crowd.
Shelly was dancing with Nick
"Yeah wind it up just like that baby!" said Nick as he held Shelly's waist and danced up against her.
Confessional Nick: Shelly is usually the type of chick I go for, she is hot and she seems dangerous! That's what I like.
Confessional Shelly: Nick is a lot of fun! We are dancing in the corner and just having a good time! This is what a first day is supposed to feel like.
To the left of Shelly and Nick was Jay dancing with some French chick.
"Talk to me in french baby!" said Jay as he slapped Angelique's ass.
"Oh wee wee!" said Angelique as she bounced up on it.
"Oh fuck yeah! I wanna take you back and fuck the shit out of you!" said Jay.
"I want your big sausage pizza!" said Angelique in her french accent.
Was Laurie,Brad,and Silas.
Confessional Brad: Laurie is WASTED! and passed out at the bar, me and Silas are just chilling and sipping some vodka.
"Hey Silas! Do you see what I see?" asked Brad.
"OH MY GOD!!! Tiffany!!!" said Silas.
"Yeah you can spot her from anywhere!" said Brad.
"How the hell did she get here?" said Silas sipping his drink.
"Idk, but I am not used to big black women like her... I am really scared of what she can do!" said Brad.
"Uhhh... Grab Laurie and lets go out to the limo! This won't be good, and I don't wanna be here for the outcome!" said Silas.
Brad and Silas picked up drunken Laurie and carried her out to the limo, to avoid conflict.
Back over at Nick, Shelly,Jay, and Angelique.
"Yo! Nick and Shelly! Tiffany is charging toward us and she looks pissed! I am tryna get it in, and I don't need no drama tonight so deuces!" yelled Jay.
Jay pulled Angelique along and went out the to limo with the others.
Laurie is passed out, and Brad and Silas are chatting.
"OMFG I am so scared for Shelly!" said Brad.
"Shelly is a bad bitch... I think she'll be fine" said Silas.
Jay then barged in the limo with Angelique making out with her.
"OH HEY NOW!" said Silas.
"Whoa!" said Brad.
"Waddup dudes!" said Jay as he sat in the limo with Angelique.
"Are you gonna bring her back to the house?" asked Silas.
"I wanna get it in! Of course!" said Jay.
"Why not right here! RIGHT NOW!" said Frenchy.
"You wanna fuck in front of them baby?" asked Jay.
"Sure!" said Angelique.
Confessional Silas: You think I am going to try to stop this? I want to see Jay naked! He is fucking sexy! Besides.. I wanna see how big his cock is *laughs*
"PLEASE NO! Can y'all get a room?" said Brad.
"Yeah babe... We can't fuck in the limo" said Jay to Frenchy
"NO FUN!" said Angelique as she opened the limo door and ran out in her stilletos.
"BABY WAIT!" said Jay as he chased after her...
"We can fuck in the alley!" said Jay as him and Frenchy went in the alley some where...
"Um Alrightey then..." said Silas.
"Crazy night eh?" said Brad.
"Argh!" moaned Laurie balled up in the corner still drunken and passed out.
"Hold up Nick! I know this bitch ain't mad at me!" said Shelly.
"YEAH I AM BITCH! WANNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?" snapped Tiffany.
"BITCH DON'T CONFUSE ME! I MAY BE SMALLER, BUT I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO FAT BITCH!" yelled Shelly.
"Who the fuck you calling a fat bitch!?" snapped Tiffany as she threw a punch but missed.
"Hell no! Ima fuck this fat black bitch up!" said Shelly as she tried fighting back.
"STOP! GIRLS STOP!" said Nick as he held Shelly back.
Kookie backed up and took out her flip cam and began recording the whole fight.
"Teehee! Look what I started!" whispered Kookie as she clapped to herself, and recorded the whole fight.
"STOP!!!" yelled Nick as he tried to hop in the middle of the girls, but Tiffany slammed Nick to the ground.
Confessional Nick: All I remember is jumping in the middle of these crazy ass broads, and then being slammed to the floor... Everything went black!.
"IMA KILL YOU BITCH!" yelled Tiffany as she pushed Shelly back.
"NO BITCH! I USE WEAPONS HOOKAH!" snapped Shelly as she reaches in her pocked to grab some mace and spray it all over Tiff.
"NOOOOOO!!!!" yelled Tiffany as she blindly grabbed Shelly's hair.
Shelly's hair was being pulled hard as she tried to get a loose, but was brought down to her knees.
Tiffany finally let go, and flailed around in agony...
"MY EYES!!!! THEY BURN!!!" yelled Tiffany as she swung her arms around hitting everyone in her path...
*slow motion.*
Tiffany then went to fall backwards, and everyone ran out of the way trampling over Shelly and Nick.
and Tiffany hit the ground.
"AHHHH!!!" yelled Kookie as she ran back out to the car.
bouncers and cops then ran over and picked up Nick and Shelly, who were both passed out and bruised and threw them outside the club.
Confessional Shelly: YEAH I ROCKED THAT FAT BITCH! I fucking maced her KING KONG ASS! I may have got my hair pulled and passed out, but I am not the one in agony! *giggles*
"MY EYES!!!" yelled Tiffany.
Paramedics came in and flushed Tiffany's eyes, so the burning could stop.
After Tiffany was all better they escorted her out of the club, and closed the club for the night.
"I NEVER LOSE!!!! I NEED TO FUCK HER UP!!!" said Tiffany as she got back in the car.
"No Tiff calm down!" said Kookie.
"No China! When we get back home we are going for round 2!" said Tiffany.
Confessional Kookie: I am happy I started this fight, but I am starting to regret this... Maybe I have created a monster!
Silas and Brad hopped out the limo and carried Shelly and Nick into the limo.
"OMFG WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM!?" said Brad.
"I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GONNA GO DOWN!" said Silas.
The owners of Le Club then informed the Real World crew, that they were BANNED from that club.
"WHAT THE HELL? WE CAN'T COME BACK HERE ANYMORE?" snapped Silas.
Confessional Silas: Idk what Tiffany did in the club to cause Nick and Shelly to pass out, and to make us permanently banned from Le club, but I am livid!
"WHERE IS JAY SO WE CAN GO HOME!" snapped Silas.
Jay then exited from the alley and parted ways with Frenchy.
Confessional Jay: So me and Frenchy fucked, and I see complete chaos over by the limo... Silas looks pissed! What happened?
"JAY HURRY WE GOTTA GO HOME!" yelled Silas.
"Oh Jesus this is crazy..." said Brad.
"What happened bro?" asked Jay.
"While you were gettin some ass, Tiffany caused a scene in the club and therefor we are banned from Le Club, and Nick and Shelly are passed out.
"WHAT!? Fuckin fat bitch!" snapped Jay.
They all then got in the limo and pulled off to the house.
Nick and Shelly then woke up in the backseat.
"What happened?" said Nick rubbing his head.
"Oh I fucking maced that fat bitch!" said Shelly laughing.
"What!?" said Silas.
"That bitch is lucky I didn't cut her ass!" laughed Shelly.
Confessional Silas: So I hear Shelly admit she maced Tiffany... Maybe Tiffany wasn't the ONLY reason we got banned... It was Shelly too.
"No I am pissed Shelly! You and Tiffany got us banned." snapped Silas.
"Be mad! Be mad! I was defending myself!" snapped Shelly.
"Yeah you may have been defending yourself Shelly, but now we can't go to that hot ass club because of it!" said Jay
"What ever! A bitch gots to do, what a bitch gots to do!" said Shelly as she flipped her hair and lit up a cigarette.
Tiffany,Kookie,and Yaya had arrived home before everyone else.
"NO!!!! THAT BITCH MACED ME!!! IMA FUCK HER UP!!!" yelled Tiffany as she broke a glass.
"Tiffany NO! You can't go home already! RELAX!" pleaded Kookie.
"I KNOW CHINA! I don't wanna go home, but I am from COMPTON! I can't let no bitch get away with no shit like that!" said Tiffany.
"You made her and Nick pass out! What more do you wanna do? Kill her?" said Kookie.
"Maybe!" said Tiffany...
"No! JUST NO!" said Kookie.
Confessional Kookie: I need to calm the incredible hulk DOWN! I think I know how!
"Let's get some french food, and just calm down, so the tension can die down, because I don't want you to go home!" said Kookie.
"FOOD!!!!!? YES!!!!" said Tiffany.
Kookie,Tiffany,and Yaya all went back to the car and pulled off to a french restaurant.
as they pulled off
he rest of the cats mates in the limo pulled up.
"Where is that fat bitch at?" said Shelly.
"NO SHELLY! Enough is enough!" said Nick.
"What if I wanna fuck her up?" said Shelly.
"LOOK! THIS IS MY HOUSE TOO, AND I WANT NO DRAMA TONIGHT! IF YOU WANNA BREAK UP THIS HOUSE ON THE FIRST DAY, THEN I WILL BE PISSED, AND YOU DON'T WANNA SEE ME PISSED!" snapped Nick.
Everyone shut up.
"NOW LETS GO IN THIS HOUSE DRAMA FREE!" said Nick.
Everyone entered the house...
"Wait they aren't here?" said Jay.
Brad and Silas carried drunken Laurie to her bedroom and tucked her in.
"Shelly go to sleep! I don't want you awake when Tiffany comes back..." said Nick.
Confessional Shelly: So the house has made it clear that they want no more drama for the night, and I am a live wire, so I guess me sleeping is the best thing for the house at this point...
Everyone carried to their rooms and went to bed.
Kookie,Tiffany,and Yaya were all at the french restaurant sitting down...
"Feel better?" asked Kookie.
"Yes! Food makes me happy YES!" said Tiffany
Confessional Tiffany: How did Kookie know I liked food? That really makes me happy in any bad situation... I really think that I can find a friend in Kookie! She's a nice little partner.
"Ready to order Madames?" said the waiter.
'Sure... Uhhh what is ES CARGO?" said Tiffany.
"It is SNAIL!" said the waiter.
"OH FUCK NO! GIMME A CHEESEBURGER!" said Tiffany.
"Sure!" said the waiter.
"I'll have some caviar and some champagne, and Yaya over here will have come clam chowder!" said Kookie.
"Okay great!" said the waiter.
"You eat fish eggs?" said Tiffany.
"Yes it is a fine food..." said Kookie.
"You ain't rich!" China.... Are you?" said Tiffany.
"YES VERY!" said Kookie.
Tiffany's eyes turned into dollar signs.
Confessional Tiffany: Me and Kookie are definitely going to be friends!
Tiffany and Kookie laughed and talked the night away
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Post by Admin on Jan 25, 2011 23:21:57 GMT -5
Confessional - LaurieIt's the second day, and I feel like shit. I'm not even sure what happened last night all I know is I woke and my panties were off, which can't be a good sign.
Laurie emerges from her room in pajamas and reading glasses, while all of the guys are in the kitchen. "THERE SHE IS! PARTY GIRL WHATS GOODD?" Jay cheers. "Yo this bitch is wild!" Jay says to the guys. "Ha ha Jay very funny" Laurie says dryly. Kookie makes a sandwich chuckling to herself. Confessional - KookieI'm just sitting back this morning making a sandwich, getting ready for hurricane Tiffany to show up and explode on the house.
Laurie gets up and heads outside to find Shelly smoking a cigarette. "Hey girl" Laurie says to Shelly. "Good morning" Shelly replies. "So... can someone tell me what I did last night?" Laurie pleads. "You were just drunk, and out of control. It's ok since it was the first night.. but try to bring it down next time" Shelly says honestly. Confessional - LaurieI feel kinda embarrassed by how I acted last night.. but we're in Paris, having FUN! If imma act like a hoe, so be it!
"But I'm a little worried.." Shelly says humbly. "About what?" "I need to control my anger. I'm here to better myself, not get WORSE. No one here knows what it's like to be me... and that girl Tiffany brought out a side of me. I don't want to bring out again" Shelly confesses. "What happened?!" Laurie asks shocked. "The bitch came at me because she got left behind. But something was a little strange, Kookie was with her." explains Shelly. "What's so strange about that?" wonders Laurie. "You don't think it's strange, that Tiffany finds us at the club, LOOKING to fight, and Kookie is just hiding in the background, not talking to any of us? Then doesn't come home until later WITH Tiffany?" snaps Shelly. Laurie gives a look of disbelief, "You don't think... Kookie had anything to do with what happened do you?" "I'm not pointing fingers.. yet. But if a bitch wants to start some drama, I'm not gonna tolerate it" Shelly says sternly. Confessional - ShellyI don't know about the rest of these room mates, but I came here to have fun, and work on my anger. Before coming here, I took an anger management program to keep MYSELF in line. I don't feel comfortable living in a house with someone who's going to make me fly off the bar because I'm not gonna take her shit. The guys are having lunch together and talking about their female room mates. "So are Shelly or Tiffany going home?" wonders Brad. "I don't think so, Shelly's too fine to leave" jokes Nick. "But she did mace Tiffany..." Brad explains. "Whatever, Tiffany came into the club looking to fight.. so..." says Nick. Confessional - BradI'm not tryina be a hater but, I think one of the two girls need to leave. They both got into a fight on the first night, and the rules clearly say. "NO VIOLENCE". What a crock of shit.
"Who do you guys think's the hottest girl in the house?" Jay asks each of the guys. Silas turns slightly red. "Shelly without a doubt" Nick says confidently. Confessional - NickFor the first time in a while, I'm not in a relationship, and don't get me wrong I'm not looking to get tied down, but I am developing a kindergarten crush on Shelly.. I mean she's just so cute."I reckon Laurie's the finest" says Brad. "After last night, she showed shes a down ass bitch" jokes Jay. "I'm gonna have to agree with KFC over here, Laurie's pretty sexy" says Jay. All the guys look over at Silas. "What about you?" asks Nick. "Err, I'm gay" says Silas. Confessional - SilasI'm not going to hide the fact I'm gay. These are my room mates, and they need to accept me for who I am, if they don't... then I'll take care of them."Oh really? I knew we had to have at least one gay person" says Jay smiling. "Dude I'm glad you told us now, then like wait weeks.. it's no big deal" says Nick. Brad says nothing, but gives Silas a questioning look. Confessional - JayOne of my best friends is bi, so Silas being gay is no big deal to me. He's a person just like any other room mate. And if gets picked on, I'll definitely defend him.
"So err, do your parents know about your lifestyle choice..?" asks a slightly disturbed Brad. "I don't have parents." Silas says coldly. Confessional - BradSilas doesn't seem or act gay. I'm not sure if he really means it, or if it's just an act of rebellion. He's still a kid, so it wouldn't surprise me.
Tiffany awakes and comes out of her room. "Where is the bitch?!" she demands to know from the guys. "Uhh who?" asks Nick. "The RED HEADED DEVIL LOOKIN BITCH, WHERE SHE AT?!" screams Tiffany. "She's outside, Jesus calm down!" says Nick. "DON'T TELL ME TO FUCKING CALM DOWN, GET THAT DEVIL BITCH AND TELL ME TO MEET HER IN MY ROOM, RIGHT MOTHER FUCKING NOW."
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Post by S&M on Jan 26, 2011 12:37:31 GMT -5
Tiffany awaited in her room all to herself, on her bed with an evil stare in her eyes, sipping some tea  Confessional Tiffany: I am anxiously waiting for Shelly to walk through my door! I am seriously contemplating on whether I should snap her neck, or offer a truce. "Yo Shelly Shell! Compton wants to see you in her room!" said Jay as he walked passed Shelly. "Ugh what does that bitch want?" said Shelly. "Idk but she seems upset with her big fat ass" laughed Jay. "Haha your silly!" said Shelly as she patted Jay's back and proceeded up to Tiffany's room. Confessional Shelly: Going through my mind right now is... I need to prepare to swing a punch, as soon as I enter her room. Shelly twisted the knob and the door slowly opened. "Come in!" ordered Tiffany. *cue dramatic music* "Wtf do you want?" snapped Shelly. "Look I don't like the shit you pulled last night! Why the fuck you gone leave me on the first night? WE FUCKIN ROOMATES!" yelled Tiffany. "Look! You were taking hours getting ready okay?!" said Shelly. "THAT DON'T GOT SHIT TO DO WITH IT! IT'S COURTESY!" snapped Tiffany. "WAIT! My question is... Why are you only targeting me? We all left you! We ALL LEFT! So why were you charging toward me last night?" Confessional Tiffany: Kookie is my friend so I am not going to rat her out. Yes she may have told me it was Shelly,but she had my back, so that is all that matters. "BECAUSE I JUST HAD A FEELING IT WAS YOU!" snapped Tiffany. "Oh you just had a feeling? Did that feeling happen to be called Kookie?" snapped Shelly. "I don't know what you are talking about!" snapped Tiffany. "Don't bring China into this! This is me and you! WOMAN TO WOMAN! Don't try to drag her into our beef!" yelled Tiffany again. "Okay well what the fuck is this conversation going to solve? What do you want from me?" asked Shelly. "BITCH YOU THINK I WOULD LET THIS SHIT GO! YOU MACED ME HOE! YOU ARE LUCK YOU ARE BREATHING RIGHT NOW!" snapped Tiffany. "I ain't afraid of you fat bitch! You think I am gonna be scared of you?! You fat nigger bitch!" snapped Shelly. "WHAT BITCH!? WHAT BITCH!?" snapped Tiffany as she got up and began charging toward Shelly and drawing her fist back... Confessional Laurie: So all of us roomates are down stairs and we hear all this chaos going on upstairs... So I run up there to find out what's going on... Confessional Silas: What the fuck is all that noise up there... Everyone is just looking around confused... Laurie ran upstairs and jumped in the middle blocking Tiffany. "NO VIOLENCE! STOP THIS!" said Laurie. "No that bitch called my a racial slur! She working on my nerves!" snapped Tiffany. "It's gonna be okay Tiffany.... Just calm down" said Laurie... "No! Let that bitch hit me! Let her hit me! I want her to go home" snapped Shelly. "NO! SHELLY STOP IT!" said Laurie. "What is going on up here?" said Nick as he walked up the stairs to see what was going on. "They are both trying to fight!" said Laurie pointing to Tiffany and Shelly. "AGAIN?!" snapped Nick. "HELL NO HOUSE MEETING RIGHT NOW!" said Nick. Every gathered around downstairs for a house meeting that Nick ordered. Kookie sat by Tiffany. Laurie sat by Shelly and Nick sat in the middle of Silas and Jay and Brad sat in a chair alone. "So why are we down here?" asked Kookie. "We are down here because I came to have some motherfucking fun! Not for drama and violence! WE WILL NOT BE LIKE PREVIOUS SEASONS! I don't want no fucking replacements walking through that door! We are originals and we WILL REMAIN! All this bullshit between Shelly and Tiffany needs to be squashed asap!" snapped Nick. "I just can't forgive that easy Nick boo boo!" said Tiffany. "TIFFANY! WE ALL LEFT YOU! It wasn't just Shelly, so if you wanna be mad at her, then be mad at ALL OF US!" said Jay defending Shelly. Tiffany glanced at Kookie. Confessional Kookie: I'm getting nervous. "Yes Tiffany Jay is right! It was all of us... So let's just squash this now! WE WERE ALL WRONG FOR LEAVING YOU! If we could take it back we would... We are SORRY!" said Nick... "Everyone SAY IT NOW!!!" ordered Nick. "We are sorry Tiffany" said everyone in unison, but Shelly. "Shelly......" said Nick. "Okay! Okay! I am sorry for leaving you." said Shelly. "But she maced me!" snapped Tiffany. "It was out of self defense! You were charging at us Tiff..." said Nick. "Yeah I had to defend myself, so I ain't apologizing for that." said Shelly. "Okay then... So I ain't apologizing for knocking yo ass out!" snapped Tiffany. "All right what ever then... We even!" said Shelly. "Can we have a truce? Can we have a hand shake??? You stay on your side Tiffany, and you stay on your side Shelly? NO DRAMA! NO ARGUMENTS! NO FIGHTING! PURE FUN!" said Nick... Tiffany and Shelly looked at each other... "HAND SHAKE! HAND SHAKE HAND SHAKE HAND SHAKE!" said all the roomates cheering and chanting. Jay began dancing around acting silly and begging for a hand shake. "Come on guys! Lets put this behind us! You can do it!" said Laurie. everyone continued chanting hand shake.... Confessional Shelly: I am going to be the bigger person here... Nick,Jay,and Laurie are my friends, and if they want peace, then I will give it to them! I am here to grow and change anyways. Shelly stuck out her hand being the bigger person. Tiffany looked around... She then looked to Kookie and Yaya.... Kookie and Yaya shook their heads yes... "Do it big mama!" said Kookie. "OKAY!" said Tiffany. Tiffany then swallowed her pride and shook Shelly's hand. "To letting the past be the past?" said Shelly. "YES! TO A NEW START!" said Tiffany as she cracked a smile. "GOOD! NOW I WANNA GO OUT TONIGHT! LET'S ALL GET READY TO GO PARTY! IN CELEBRATION!!!" said Nick. "WOOHOOOO!!!!" said everyone as they all put their hands in a circle. ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! "REAL WORLD SEASON 8!!!!" said everyone in unison ;D
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Post by CLAYBAYBAY on Jan 26, 2011 16:49:15 GMT -5
The roommates begin all getting ready for their first night out ALL together. Confessional - Brad I'm definitely ready to see how this is gonna go.. Kookie is straightening all of her long clip in extensions, while Tiffany is deciding which kind of hairstyle she wants to rock. "Girl, I hope there isn't that much more drama.." Kookie says. "Me too China, Me too" Tiffany says deciding on a long and wavy weave. Confessional - Kookie I'm definitely ready to show these roommates a good time tonight!  "CABS HERE! CABS HERE!!" Jay yells. "Bitch that betta be a limo and not a fuckin cab" Tiffany says. The roommates all gather downstairs . "Lets bounce !" Kookie says skipping out to the limo. "To a good night out!" Laurie says and pops a champagne bottle. Confessional - Tiffany I'm excited to be going to L'arc! This is about as ghetto as Paris is gonna get. The limo pulls up to "L'arc" night club. "Partyss hereee!" Tiffany says.  The roommates all begin doing their thing. For the first time, they all begin dancing and having fun together. Brad seems a bit uncomfortable, and sits down on a couch. Confessional - Brad I am not racist or anything, but.. this club does seem kind of.. dark o.o Tiffany begins dancing up on a big black french man. "Show me ya strippah moves baby" he mumbles as he squeezes her flabby ass. Confesssional - Tiffany Mama's looking to get it in. Meanwhile Shelley is dancing with Nick, and Jay is double team making out with two girls, while Silas dances around has fun. Confessional - Silas I have the love of my life, I don't need to be a slut to have fun. Brad goes out to the limo. Confessional - Brad I'm just not feeling this place.. I aint havin fun with nobody and its getting me down.. Tiffany notices that Brad is out in the limo. Confessional - Tiffany I don't know Brad's deal , but now that we with some colored folk, you wanna start leavin? no no no no no, his hillbilly ass. "Let's bounce!" Nick suggests to the roommates, as the roommates leave the club and Tiffany takes her french man home. The limo ride home is silent, and just filled with hardcore making out between Tiffany and her lover. Once the roommates get to their house, Brad immediately walks up to his room. Confessional - Brad It feels like nobody really is feeling me in this house.. and we arent going anywhere fun. Tiffany walks over to the kitchen with the other roommates. "Anybody else notice Brad being kinda racist?" She asks. "I dont think he was.." Jay says. "Well I mean, he did seem uncomfortable.. " Shelly says. Confessional - Shelly I don't think Brad is racist, hes just uncomfortable with this atmosphere.. Brad walks down to get a glass of water. "I dont really wanna go back there.." Brad says. "Just wasnt fun, boring place" he says to Jay. Tiffany overhears him. "WHY?" she asks./ "It just wasnt fun" he says. "Racist..." tiffany mumbles. Brad looks puzzled. "What did you say?" he asks. "RACIST" Tiffany repeats. " JUST CUZ THERE BLACK PEOPLE YOU DONT WANNA GO" "Thats not it, I just dont like it!" Brad says. "CUZ THERES BLACK PEOPLE!" Tiffany says. "IM NOT RACIST! I JUST DONT WANNA GO TO A SWEATY...BLACK..PLACE.." Brad says. The rest of the roommates mouth's drop. END EPISODE |
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Post by S&M on Jan 26, 2011 18:28:58 GMT -5
EPISODE 2
"Wtf did you say dude" snapped Silas.
"Wow..... erm" said Laurie.
*Kookie's eyes widened.
"What did this trailer park honky just say!" snapped Tiffany.
"Now what you just said was racist Tiffany!" said Brad.
"No what you said was racist motherfucker! You lucky I got my date here, because I would wipe the floor with your ass!" snapped Tiffany.
"Brad you couldn't have meant that... That came across very wrong" said Nick.
"Yeah dude... NOT COOL." said Jay.
Confessional Jay: I really like Brad, and I don't like Tiffany, but it really did strike a nerve when Brad said that... This Troy Nashville shit, isn't gonna happen.
"YO TIFF! Don't waste your energy on Brad here... I am sure he didn't mean it... Just go have fun with your date" said Nick.
Tiffany then took her night cap to her room...
*growls were heard*
"What did I say wrong?" asked Brad outside smoking a cigarette with Nick.
"The whole statement sounded racist dude... but I know you didn't mean it! You don't strike me as the KKK type of guy, you just got to watch what you say when you say it..." said Nick.
"I'll try to put a filter on my mouth..." said Brad as he blew his cigarette...
"All right dude! Ima go to bed" said Nick as he went back in the house....
"Okay..." said Brad.
Confessional Brad: So I offended my house mates tonight... I am not that type of guy, so hopefully I can make things better...
Everyone was still asleep but Brad...
Confessional Brad: So yesterday I said something that upset my roomies, so I have decided to make a good o'l southern breakfast to make it up to them...
Brad was frying bacon,scrambling eggs,making toast,sausage,grits,biscuits,and jelly for the house mates.
The phone then rang....
"Who could this be?" said Brad as he put his cooking on hold,and ran to the phone.
"Real World residence!" said Brad.
"Hi this is Silas's boy friend... Is he awake?" asked Dylan, Silas's life partner.
"Uhhh come again?" said Brad.
Confessional Brad: Silas told us he was gay, but I don't believe that this guy is really his boy friend... It seems to be a prank caller or something... besides Silas doesn't even act gay!
"I am Silas's boy fr...." *CLICK*
Brad hung the phone up and continued cooking...
Tiffany awoke and said farewell to her one night stand.
"BYE BOO!" said Tiffany.
Confessional Tiffany: His dick was big, and he gave it to me like a pro *winks*
"Do I smell food?" said Tiffany.
"Yeah! This is my way of making it up to you.... I truly didn't mean to offend you." said Brad.
"Wow boo! Well thank you! I mean... I still think you are racist, but this really does make things better..." said Tiffany.
"WHO!!!!?" yelled Silas from the phone booth from a far.
"Wait why is Silas yelling?" said Tiffany...
"Silas boo are you all right?" asked Tiffany.
"Nah hold up Tiff" said Silas as he walked passed Tiffany.
"HEY BITCH!" yelled Silas as he got all the way in Brad's face.
he was barely an inch from his nose.
"Dude why are you in my face?" asked Brad.
"You know why mother fucker! Don't act dumb!" snapped Silas.
Confessional Tiffany: I am just sitting here watching, and Brad's honky ass look like he about to get the beat down... What could he have possibly done now!?
" Look dude... I am trying to make breakfast for YOU! I don't know why you'd be upset with me" said Brad clueless.
"Did you hang up on my man? I know you did, because my man said a hillbilly did it." said Silas.
"First off... I don't preciate you callin me a hillbilly, second of all, YES I did hang up on him, because I didn't believe he was for real" said Brad.
Confessional Silas: Is this hillbilly STUPID!? I told him was gay... Why would he possibly think it was a prank when my boy friend called? I am not buying it.
"Look I told you I was gay and I had a boyfriend... Why would I lie?" said Silas still in Brad's face.
"Look Bro... I'm sorry... Just where I am from... Guys don't date other guys! Geesh!
*Tiffany's eyes widened*
"Oh is that right?" said Silas sarcastic.. still in Brad's face.
"Yeah I mean... You don't act gay!" said Brad.
"Oh really?" said Silas sarcastically again.
"Yes really... Can you please get out of my face?" asked Brad nicely.
"You know what! Sometimes I feel happy that I didn't have parents, because I grew and learned the world on my own! Sometimes I wonder, if my true parents could have been pathetic, ignorant, red necks, like you! I am so glad, that I am nothing like you, and I am so glad that I don't surround myself with people like you!" snapped Silas...
"Wow is that what you think of me?" asked Brad.
"You bet" said Silas with a fake laugh...
silence filled the room as they starred into each others eyes in anger...
Tiffany held her heart...
"FUCK YOUR BREAKFAST! FUCKING NARROW MINDED TRAILER PARK TRASH!" snapped Silas as he ran in the kitchen and began throwing all the food that Brad prepared in the trash...
"Oh no!" said Tiffany...
"HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS?" laughed Silas as he discarded all of Brad's food.
"Why would you do that bro? I worked hard on that food" said Brad.
"I don't give a fuck! Dig it out the trash!" said Silas as he walked away and called his boy friend...
Everyone else then woke up and walked in the kitchen...
"Where is the food?" said Jay.
"Yeah I am starved!" said Nick...
"I used up all the ingredients, to cook you all a great meal, but Silas dumped my food out" said Brad sadly.
"Oh too bad... Who wants to go out for Thai?!" said Nick in glee.
"ME ME ME ME!!!" said everyone in unison...
"But.... but... I mad you all food" said Brad.
"Isn't in the trash now?" said Jay.
"Yeah but... I worked.." said Brad as he was cut off..
"WELL THEN We are gonna go out to eat!" snapped Nick cutting him short...
Brad then carried off to his room and dropped his head.
"EVERYONE GET READY!!!" ordered Nick.
Confessional Nick: I look at myself as the father of this house... We are a family, and everyone has been pretty cool... Idk what happened between Silas, and Brad, and honestly I don't care! As long as they put that shit in the past and move forward.
45 minutes later
"COME ON GUYS WE ARE GOING OUT FOR THAI!" said Nick...
"Here we come!" said Shelly and Laurie walking down the stairs looking stunning...
"I'm ready!" said Silas and Jay.
"Where is Brad,Kookie,and Tiffany?" asked Nick.
"Idk..." said Jay.
Confessional Nick: This house is supposed to be in unison! If one of us go out, we all go out! Also we should all have each others back! Idk why people are not including themselves in the group.
"Oh me and Tiffany are going out for burgers, and going shopping at Chanel instead!" said Kookie.
"Mhm" said Tiffany.
Confessional Tiffany: Nick ain't my daddy! I do what I want to do, HOW I want to do it! Plus Kookie is rich, and taking me on a shopping spree! I am gonna ride with her and Yaya!
"WHY? We were all supposed to go together" said Nick...
"Well we don't want to..." said Kookie.
"What ever... BRAD WHAT ABOUT YOU!!!?" Nick yelled.
"Go without me..." said a saddened Brad from his room.
"Suit yourself!" said Nick.
Laurie,Jay,Silas,Shelly,and Nick went in one car and Kookie,Tiffany, and Yaya went in the other car....
Confessional Nick: At the end of the day! The people who ride with me this whole journey, will be the true winners and benefiters of this experience in the end! Just watch.
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Post by Admin on Jan 26, 2011 22:05:52 GMT -5
Jay, Silas, Nick, Shelly and Laurie are sitting around eating their brunch and discussing recent events in the house. "Silas, what was all that drama with Brad about earlier?" asks Nick questioningly. "I don't know, I don't care, he's done to me." says Silas annoyed. "He hung up on my man and claimed that it's because he thinks I'm not gay? Mother fucker, I just finished telling you, I like DICK. How do you want me to spell it out for you?!" rants Silas. "He's just done" Jay nods his head in agreement. "No one is gonna be done with no body, and if anyone has a problem with it they're gonna have to go through me" says Nick. quickly. Jay, Silas and Shelly give Nick a questioning look. While Laurie completely is ignorant to what Nick said. Confessional - SilasI've never had a father in my life, and I definitely don't need one now. IF Nick thinks just because he's been the middle guy in the house that he's gonna run this place, he's got another thing coming. Because hurricane Silas.. will be in the building.
Confessional - NickI'm confident that I'm going to lead this house. The whole drama between Brad and Silas is minimal and I'm going to make sure it's put an end to quickly. No one is going to be a loner, and no one is going to be excluded, at least not without my say so.
"Anyway, so where are Tiffany and Kookie? I have barely spent any time with them!" wines Laurie. "Apparently going shopping and getting burgers?" says Jay eating his noodles. "She's made it pretty clear that she's going to steer clear from me, so maybe that's why she's not with us." explains Shelly. "Who?" asks Nick. "Tiffany." she says. Tiffany and Kookie are laughing it up and having a wonderful time shopping and causing commotion on the streets of Paris, while poor Yaya is left carrying the tons of bags. Confessional - KookieMy plan for today is to buy Tiffany's friendship, and some shoes wouldn't hurt either right? -adjusts tiara-
"China I want this weave!" Tiffany says pointing to a luxurious knee length blonde curly weave. "How much is it?" Kookie asks. "$4000 eurgos or whatever them french fries call em" says Tiffany. Kookie reaches into her giant Gucci bag and pulls out her visa black card. "Um.. that weave please" Kookie demands to one of the store workers as she hands them her credit card. "That comes out to 4200 euros miss" says the random french dude. Kookie gives a crooked smile and pays. "BEST friends... right?" Kookie asks giving Tiffany an evil smile. Tiffany SNATCHES the weave from Kookie's hands. "GIVE ME THAT" she says then regains her composure. "Oh I mean.. of course.. best friends." Tiffany says Confessional - TiffanyAs long as China got that Visa black card, she got my friendship. ayeee my new weave is flawless!
 -4 hours later- The 5 room mates return home from their brunch and are getting ready for a night out with still no sign of Kookie and Tiffany. "So where are we going tonight?" asks Laurie. "I don't know but I really wanna go to this place called 'HOME' " I looked it up, apparently it's the craziest place in europe to party, and a bunch of celebrities go.. so honestly, I'm NOT trying to get us banned." Shelly explains. Confessional - LaurieTonight we're going into this amazing club, and I'm just so excited but something tells me it'd be a better idea if we didn't bring everyone...
"Honestly.. I think only you, me, Jay, Nick and Silas should go out tonight" Laurie says. "The other 3 just bring trouble.. so forget them" Shelly agrees. Silas is on the phone with his man and about to hang up to get ready for the night out. Confessional - SilasSo I'm minding my own business getting ready for the fun tonight's gonna bring, and out of no where, guess who.. HILLBILLY.
Brad knocks on the phonebooth window. Silas ignores Brad. "Hello?" Brad says knocking harder. "Yeah baby, I miss you" Silas says to his man, as Brad tries harder to get his attention. Confessional - BradSilas is being an asshole right now, I'm trying to get apologize to me and he's blowing me off. I may be a gentleman, but I'm not gonna tolerate disrespect. Where I come from people say I'm sorry, and the recepiant says it's ok!
Brad decides to barge into the phone booth. Silas gives him a look of anger. "Look I just wanted to say I'm sorry.." Brad says to Silas interrupting his conversation with his boyfriend. "I don't want your fucking apology, just leave me alone!" snaps Silas. "Whatever, this is just you mad, because you're gay" says Brad. Silas gets in Brad's face "DON'T DISRESPECT ME, WHEN I'M TALKING TO MY MOTHER FUCKING MAN" he screams at the top of his lungs. Jay comes to back up Silas. "What the fuck is going on here? Hill billy back the fuck down!" he says to Brad. "I'm not gonna take your buillying!" Brad yells pushing Jay. "HOLD BACK, HOLD BACK, HOLD BACK" screams Jay pushing Brad, getting in his face. Confessional - JayI'm backing Silas up because Brad walked into this house like his shit don't stink and that don't sit well with me.
Jay shoves Brad knocking him to the ground. "Get the fuck outta here you southern confederate trash!" Jay yells Confessional - JayI'm telling you. When it goes down, ya'll are gonna wanna see it go down. because it's going down right now, like stupid hard.
Brad gets up. "You think you're both tough!?" snaps Brad. "Why don't you get some morals from your parents! Dirtbags!" he says. "WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY?" yells Silas ready to charge at Brad. "No wait!" Jay says holding Silas back as he hocks a giant Lugeee in Brad's face. |
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