REAL WORLD FANTASY HOUSE 8

[CLAYBAYBAY]

EPISODE 6

THE NEXT MORNING


Angelina and Kookie awake from their bed, while Jay and Turner are randomly asleep in the kitchen.

^Confessional - Turner

I dont know what the FUCK happened last night...



Angelina awakes and walks downstairs.

She spots a long note laying on the table.

"Guys we got a note!" She screams as the rest of the roommates come downstairs.

The note reads as followed.

"KOOKIE AND JAY , a limo will pick you up in 45 minutes. Turner, Silas, and Angelina another limo will pick you up in 1 hour."

"Me and Kookie?" Jay asks confused. "What is this?"


^Confessional - Jay

So I'm told I have to hang out with Kookie today? I dont get this.


"Its time to go!" Kookie exclaims and Jay and Kookie get in a limo and pull off.

^Confessional - Kookie

I don't know what we are about to do..

*shows Kookie and Jay awkwardly sitting in the limo*


^Confessional - Kookie

This is awkward.


"So.. why do we hate eachother?" Kookie asks.

"Because Kookie, you chose to side yourself with that beast. You got Shelly out of here. You've fucked shit up" he says. "But." Kookie tries to defend herself but Jay cuts her off. "I'm sorry but you made mistakes!"

Kookie begins crying tiger tears.

"I dont know what im supposed to do! I have no friends here, nobody likes me and all I wanna do is have fun with you guys!" she sobs.

Jay just stares on.

"What do you want me to do? im sorry that I befriended her! but now shes gone!" Kookie sobs.

^Confessional - Jay

I can't tell if Kookie's sobbing is sad, or pathetic.

"Kookie, I don't hate you. I'm just saying I can't see us being cool and stuff.. it would take some serious work on your part" Jay explains

"Okay I can do it!" Kookie says as she hugs Jay, but Jay just dangles his arms and doesn't return the hug.

The two then look out the window and realize they have pulled up to "CLUB CARRIBBEAN"


"Ask for Mookah" the cab driver tells them."Okay?" Jay asks confused.

^Confessional - Jay

What the hell is this shit


Kookie and Jay walk in, and spot go-go dancers dancing all over the place. "yeahh!" jay exclaims as Kookie rolls her eyes. "We're looking for Mookah?" Kookie says .

The bouncer leads them over to a podium where a short, cute asian girl is popping her ass and swinging her hips.


"Real world right?" She says, as Jay smiles and Kookie's mouth drops.


^Confessional - Kiki

I see this little bitch, and I'm like really? Only one asian can rule here.

-CASTING TAPE-

I'm Kiki. I have always been the type to do my own thing. I'm not here to rule house but I am here to have fun . People always say " I hate fake people" but its all a contradiction! Everyones fake. I TALK SHIT, I LIE, and unlike you im not gonna be fake and lie about it! *winks*

I have always had to be independent. I know how to stand on my own, and I won't care if the entire house hates me. BIG things come in small packages, and im not talking about that stupid little asian kookie .



Kiki steps down in her bikini and stilettos and hugs Jay, and fake hugs Kookie.

"Im Kiki" she says, smiling.

^Confessional - Jay

This girl looks similar to Kookie, but unlike Kookie i am sexually attracted to this girl, she doesn't make me feel like a pedo.


"Im your new roommate obviously!" she says smirking. "Ahem, yay" Kookie says dryly.

^Confessional - Kookie

Ugh I see this girl and im like this sucks, im supposed to be the only asian in the house, but im still the only midget because I'm the only midget gyaru in the house. *eric laugh*


^Confessional - Kiki

So I can already tell this Kookie girl is being standoffish.. Okay , OKAY

-Meanwhile, Angelina, Turner, and Silas are all in the limo on their way to a bar-

^Confessional - Silas


So I'm sitting here with new girl who I don't even know, and the british nightmare.. love my life.

"Were at a bar" Angelina says. "Obviously..." Turner mumbles.

The 3 get out of the limo and enter the bar.

"What exactly are we here for?" Turner asks Confused.

^Confessional - Angelina

What is this?


"YESSSS!!!!! GET EM!!!" A blonde haired girl screams as the New York Giants score a touchdown.

"Is that a ... or a..." Angelina says. "It's gotta be a.. I don't know.." Turner says.


"REAL WORLD RIGHT?! SUP BRUH!" The masculine girl says as she begins bro hugging the 3 roommates.

SPOILER: Click to show

^Confessional - Tori

I may be a replacement, but DONT get that shit twisted!

-CASTING TAPE-

Yeah I like Girls. OBVIOUSLY. If you are a close minded bitch get the fuck outta my face . I'm not afraid of anyone and will NOT back down to anyone!"

I have trust issues with men but I ain't gonna be a scaredy bitch *shows anita fearing all men on New York*
I can handle myself, Yeah I look like a dude, and I hit like a dude, and i'm knocking you the fuck out! *davie menacing laugh*

^Confessional - Silas

This new chick actually seems kind of cool, but Angelina and Turner seem.. scared...


"Well let's get to the house!" Tori says leading them outside.


^Confessional - Tori

I don't know what these heffers were expecting, but I could care less! I am HERE now.

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"That tranny better not try nothing with me!" said Angelina to Turner.

"Even I wouldn't want to try anything with you" snapped Turner...

Angelina rolled her eyes...

Turner then walked up ahead with Silas and Tori and joined them in conversation.

"Yeah I'm from Miami bitch!" said Tori.

"Cool! I always wanted to move there" said Silas.

"So you got a boy friend?" said Turner.

Confessional Turner: The reason why I asked if Tori had boy friend, is because I didn't wanna hurt her feelings... I mean it's better to assume that someone is a tom boy and be wrong then to assume someone is a lesbian and be wrong.

"BOY FRIEND? HELL NO! I get pussy!" snapped Tori.

"That's right! Team LGBT!" snapped Silas as he gave Tori a high five.

"Oh word? Your gay! I got myself a buddy." said Tori.

"Nah! You don't wanna be his buddy! He is psycho and stupid" said Turner jokingly.

"Shut up you dumb brit" snapped Silas.

"Fuck you! You bloody bastard!" snapped Turner.

"YO! BRO BRO BRO! NO DRAMA! I just got here... Let's not have a fight! Let's get to that mansion and have a good time!" said Tori.

"I'm down with that!" said Silas.

Turner rolled his eyes.

"Oh but on the real... Is there any hot chicks back at home???" wondered Tori.

"Haha you don't think Angelina is hot?" whispered Silas.

"Nah" said Tori quietly as she shook her head no.

"Ha! I agree with you!" said Turner.

Confessional Silas: Me and Turner seem to be getting along with the new girl, although we hate each other... It seems like she is really chill and down to earth. She seems better than Jay actually...

They then hopped in the limo and headed to the house...


On the other hand.

Kookie and Kiki were giving each other evil stares in their limo ride.

"Kookie... Why are you looking at her like that?" said Jay.

"Oh nothing..." said Kookie.

"Humph!" said Kiki.

Confessional Kiki: That hoe Kookie keeps eying me up and down! I think it's because another hotter Asian is in the house... She must feel intimidated.

"YAYA! GET MY MAKEUP BAG!" snapped Kookie.

"NOW YAYA!!!!" yelled Kookie.

Yaya then handed it to her...

Confessional Kiki: Poor Yaya.... She reminds me of my grandmother, and you don't disrespect people's grandmothers! Has anyone taught this midget bitch, to respect her elders?!


"Why are you talking to her that way!" snapped Kiki.

"SHE IS MY ASSISTANT! AND BECAUSE I CAN!" snapped Kookie.

"I DON'T APPRECIATE HOW YOU'RE SPEAKING TO HER THOUGH!"

"MIND YA BUSINESS!" snapped Kookie.

"LADIES! LADIES! CHILL! A threesome with me can make it all better" said Jay.

"EW!" said both girls as they rolled their eyes.

They then arrived home, and so did the other roomates.

Everyone exited their limos and met and greeted each other.

"HEY WHAT'S UP MY DOGS!" said Tori.

"Uhhhh we have a dyke!?" said Jay

"Yeah... Unfortunately" whispered Angelina as she ran to her room and went to sleep.

"That's rude..." mumbled Silas.

Tori greeted everyone but Jay.

"Hey why did she avoid me?" said Jay to Silas and Turner.

"Maybe she heard you call her a dyke?" said Silas...

Tori then began talking to Kiki.

"You new too?" said Tori.

"Mhm! WE THE NEW BITCHES!" said Kiki

"THAT'S RIGHT DOG!" said Tori.

"Let's hit the bar!" said Jay.

Tori then walked the opposite way...

"I'd rather go to the pool...." said Tori.

"Uh well I need a drink..." said Jay.

Jay went to the bar all alone, while everyone else followed Tori to the pull.

Confessional Kookie: Tori is lively! She seems to have this vibe about her that brings the house together!

Tori and Kookie were by the pool talking about Kookie's gay dad, and Silas and Turner were actually agreeing and talking about prop 8 and gay rights.

"Why can't America be like this house?" said Tori.

"No but I agree with you all 100% gay marriage should be legal! I hate ignorant fucks!" said Turner

Confessional Silas: I hate Turner, Kookie hates Kiki, but with Tori around we all seem to get along... Idk where Jay is.

On the other hand while everyone was laughing,talking,and mingling by the pool...

Jay was in the house having a drink to himself.

"TURNER! DUDE WANNA GO OUT!?" yelled Jay.

"Wait dude! We are having an interesting discussion out here! Come join us!" said Turner from the pool...

Confessional Jay: I feel isolated from the group... Half of them don't get along, but yet I am being left out....

"HERE I COME!" yelled Jay as he walked out by the pool...

Tori then said "Uhhh I gotta go rest... I'm tired"

"AW MAN!!!" said everyone in unison...

"SEE YAH LATER DOGS!" said Tori as she went up to her room and crashed.

Confessional Jay: As soon as I walk outside... Tori scadaddles... I hope she doesn't think I am homophobic! My best friend is bisexual.

Confessional Tori: I am avoiding Jay, because he is giving me a bad vibe... I feel uncomfortable around him, but everyone else seems cool.

[Admin]

^Confessional - Silas

Tori so far has proved to be a pretty cool chick. My relationship with Jay is a little bit dwindling at this point based on his recent actions, but with Tori maybe I can find a new friend in the house.

"Why is she going to bed?" wonders Kiki. "I think she might be feeling out of her element." says Turner. "So lets bring her to her element! I wanna hit up a gay club tonight" he announces. "I'm down" agrees the room mates as they head to get ready.

^Confessional - Turner

My thoughts on going to a gay club are basically, it's just not a night for MYSELF, and I'm ok with that because I do have gay room mates and they deserve to have fun too.

As the room mates get ready Silas approaches Tori.

"Yo wake up" he says. "Who said I was sleeping? I was just layin down. "Well get ready because we're getting shit faced tonight, there's this gay club around here called "Le Banana" so we're definitely going." says Silas enthusiastically. "Ok I'm ready." Tori says getting out of bed. "You're not getting dressed?" asks Silas. "Honey, I'm a lesbian, I don't need to put on lipstick." she says laughing.

^Confessional - Tori

Going to the gay club on my first night I plan on showing my room mates that I'm a pimp I'm gonna have hot girls on both arms tonight. - winks-


As the room mates are all rushing to get dressed in the dressing room, Jay strolls by.

"Uhh, where is everyone going?" he asks. "Oh we're going to a gay club tonight" says Angelina. "Why didn't anyone say anything" he asks puzzled. "We didn't think you'd wanna come?" says Angelina flipping her hair with attitude.

^Confessional - Kookie

I feel bad for Jay not being invited out. But then again he has ditched me before so 'deuces bro'. -rolls eyes-

"Alright..?" Jay says look at Silas. Silas says nothing.

^Confessional - Jay

Am I suddenly the odd one out? Does this mean I'm supposed to have a break down or get kicked out? Yeah right whatever, I'm just going to HOME by myself.

The room mates head out to the gay club, while Jay is still left getting ready.

-In the limo-

"So wait who's gay here again?!" cheers Tori. Silas, Kiki, and Angelina raise their hands. Kookie gives Angelina a look.

^Confessional - Angelina

IF a bitch wants to pet my kitty, I aint gonna say no -flips weave-


^Confessional - Kiki

I'm bisexual on the weekends.. so........ -files nails-

"A shot to the replacements!" Silas toasts. "You guys may not have made the original cut, but damnit you're cooler then the originals" he says as they all take a shot.

^Confessional - Kookie

If you told me 3 weeks ago that I'd be in a limo with Silas and 4 replacements having a good time, I wouldn't believe you.. but I'm actually having a great time!


The 6 room mates arrive at the club and the club is packed. The room mates are taken to V.I.P and poppin bottles.

"PARISSSS" cheers Silas as he pours the champagne foam on chest. Kiki licks it off and wiggles her tits at Silas. Kookie gives her a deranged look.

-At HOME-

Jay arrives at the club alone.

^Confessional - Jay

This club is just like the clubs in NY I'm gonna get down tonight!

A montage of Jay fist pumping, flirting with girls, and taking shots is shown.

"Are you here with anyone? We wanna bring you into VIP" says a sexy black vixen. "Fuck yeah bring me up there" he says following her.

Entering the V.I.P

"OH MY GOD dude WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" yells Jay running up to.........


RICHIE AND LEIGH

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"OH MY GOSH DUDE! I MISSED YOU BRUH!" said Jay as he bear hugged Richie.

"Well hello to you too!" said Leigh as she stood their waiting for Jay to stop embracing Richie.

"Oh hi Leigh!" said Jay finally releasing Richie.

"We heard that you were lonely, so we came to hang out!" said Richie.

"Yeah... We recently got two new roomies and now people wanna act brand new! They all wanna separate from me..." said Jay.

"Sounds like they need to boss they asses up!" snapped Leigh.

"AY CALL EM UP! CALL EM UP NOW!" snapped Richie.

"Aiight dude! Hold up!" said Jay.

Jay then called up Turner's phone number...

"Hello?" said Turner.

"Ay Turner bro! Guess what!?" said Jay with excitement.

"What's up lad?" said Turner.

"Who is that!? Who is that?!" wondered the others who were around Turner.

"It's Jay! HUSH! I am trying to hear him" said Turner.

"I AM HANGING OUT WITH 2 PIMPS MY NIGGA!" said Jay.

"WHO?! WHO!?" said Turner in suspense.

"What is going on Turner!? What is Jay saying!?" wondered Silas.

"He says that he is with two pimps" said Turner to the rest of the group.

"PFFFFT!!! HE AIN'T WITH NOBODY!" snapped Kiki.

"I'M WITH LEIGH AND RICHIE FROM SEASON 7!!!!" yelled Jay in Turner's ear.

"WHAT?! From Vegas? Oh this is awesome!" said Turner.

"Yeah! Come out to HOME! It's going down!" said Jay and then he hung up.

"Okay... You guys! Jay says that he is hanging out with LEIGH AND RICHIE!!!" said Turner.

"Oh who cares!?" snapped Kiki unenthusiastically.

"I CARE! THEY WERE MY FAVES!" said Silas.

"Yeah Leigh was HOT!!!" said Tori.

"So was Richie" said Kookie as she giggled.

"Well he said that they are at HOME! The night club, NOT literally home... We should go meet them there!" suggested Turner.

"YES! LET'S GO!" said Tori as she got up and led the pack

everyone followed Tori out to the limo and they all pulled off to home.

Confessional Tori: So I find out that Jay's hanging out with Richie and Leigh, who are two people who put my people ON THE MAP! I love them! THOSE WERE MY DOGS! It makes me wonder... Is Jay really more tolerant to gays and lesbians, than I thought?

Everyone finally arrived at HOME and entered the VIP.

"OH EM GEE!!! RICHIE YOU ARE FUCKING HOT IN PERSON!" said Silas.

"You looking good yourself bro" said Richie as he checked out Silas's ass.

"WHAT UP DOGS!!!?" said Tori as she walked in.

"LEIGH YOU WERE MY FAVE! YOU REPRESENTED FOR THE LESBIANS DOG!" said Tori.

"Oh! Thanks sweetie! You are cute!" said Leigh as she checked out Tori.

"Ugh... Couldn't have been someone actually hot like Vee or Mary" snapped Kiki.

Everyone looked at her with mean stares.

"What did you say?" snapped Leigh.

"Oh nothing..." said Kiki as she flipped her weave.

"Don't be disrespecting the old school peeps!" said Kookie gettin all ghetto.

Confessional Kookie: Hanging out with Tiffany and Angelina made me begin talkin all ghetto! Eek!

"She's a stripper like you Leigh!" said Turner.

"NO I AIN'T! IMA GO GO DANCER! GET IT STRAIGHT! Much more classier." snapped Kiki.

"Fall back Jackie Chan's daughter! You better boss down!" snapped Leigh.

Confessional Jay: Kiki what are you doing? We finally get everyone on the same page, and now you're going to ruin it.

[CLAYBAYBAY]

"Y'all need to calm the fuck down!" Kiki yells.

"No, YOU DO HOE" Says Leigh, bossing up.

"calm down baby" Richie says calming her down.

^Confessional - Kiki

So I'm looking at Leigh and I'm thinking, your hair looks like you are a sad cancer patient and WHAT are you still doing here?


"Just get the fuck out!" Kookie says. Everyone looks at Kookie in shock that she said that. "eep!" kookie squeaks.

^Confessional - Silas

Kookie is gonna get Kiki one of these times, and we are all waiting for it.

"fuck you hoes!" Kiki says, and exits the club.

^Confesional - Kiki

Do these stupid bitches think for one second they are going to let them ruin my fun? They made a hugee mistake.

Kiki gets in the limo and makes her way back to the chatteau.

"Hey? Call Demetrius and the entire crew! YEAH!" Kiki says. "It's going down" she smirks.

Kiki gets back inside and begins throwing stuff down as she walks around. hahahaha!" she says out loud.

-Back at the club-

"So you're pretty cool, we need to hangout more" Tori says to Leigh. "Well we are taking you guys out tomorrow, but it's a surprise!" Leigh says. "Oh really?" Tori says, as her and Leigh inch closer.

^Confessional - Leigh

Tori is definitely cute, and this is what I do.

"So you are going to be over at the chatteau tomorrow?" Silas asks Richie. " Yeah, Leigh and I are coming over but we just wanted to have fun tonight. "

^Confessional - Jay

It's weird how everyone wants to ignore me, but when Richie and Leigh are around it's fine and dandy.

Kookie is drinking too much for her body to handle, and she is acting crazy.

She begins dancing on the bar and booty popping on Richie.

^Confessional - Richie

I don't know whether to be turned on, or feel like a creeper...

"LEMME SEE IT!" She screams tugging on his belt.

"Woah lil mama" Tori says.

"Well we gotta go!" Richie says, as everyone sighs. "Dont worry, we will see yall tomorrow!" Leigh says.

The roommates all say goodbye, Silas walks away and gives a seductive wink to Richie, and as Tori is walking by her and Leigh kiss.

-BACK AT THE MANSION-

3 Limos pull up.

"Oh theyre here!" yells Kiki.

Out steps 6 of Kiki's friends, all beligerantly bouncing up in the mansion. "This is it?!" they say and begin acting stupid.

^Confessional - Kiki

I can have fun with REAL FRIENDS!

"These are the ugly bitches?" Says one of Kiki's friends, writing all over the portraits of the cast. "LOOK AT HER NECK! IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRAFFE'S NECK!"

"Lets go fuck their shit up!" and they all begin pouring liquids into closet drawers.

"Bro why are the so lame?" Asks one of Kiki's friends. " I dont know but I hate it" Kiki says. "just come home with us!" they say. "Youre right!" Kiki says.

^Confessional - Kiki

I'm done with these assholes, I will leave with the REAL HBIC's my REAL friends it doesn't matter to me!


Kiki begins packing her bags and her friends help her.

Meanwhile, the limo pulls up to the mansion containing the remaining 6 roommates.

"What is this?" says Jay as he sees the front door broken off .

"oh my god.." Tori says as she sees portraits colored on, and pots broken.

^Confessional - Tori

So we walk in the mansion, and we see that bitch Kiki has her little posse bustin shit up in our house.


"What are you doing ? What the fuck are you doing?" Says tori getting close to Kiki.

"IT DOESNT MATTER, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS" Kiki says. "DONT GET CLOSE TO ME" Tori says and Kiki inches closer. "WHY? WHY?" Kiki antagonizes. "I WILL MERK YOU, LITERALLY" Tori says fuming.

"NO WAY!" Says one of Kiki's friends as she jumps at Tori but Tori begins beating her down. Then, 2 other girls begin jumping Tori, but Tori manages to fight them off.

"GET HER OUT OF HERE!" Yells Angelina attempting to throw Kiki's stuff.

"YOU GONE LET YOUR FRIENDS HIT YOUR ROOMMATES?!!? Get the fuck out! GOOFY ASS HOE!!!" Yells Silas as he walks out and kick's Kiki's friends' car.

Producers manage to get all of Kiki's friends out of the house and make them wait outside, while Kiki is inside gathering her stuff.


"THATS RIGHT, ALL OF IT!" yells Angelina.

"FUCK YOU" Kiki yells back. "JUST GET THE FUCK OUT!" Kookie screams.

"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?!" Kiki yells. "YOU DONT LIKE US? THEN LEAVE!" Kookie yells.

"ALL OF YOUSS IN THIS HOUSE, ARE FAAAAAAAKE, AND I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW. I DONT LIKE ANY OF YOU. FAKE ASS BITCHES." Kiki yells pointing to all the roommates.

Kookie silently gets up and walks to Silas. "Hold my earrings " Kookie says.

"OH YEAH" Jay says drunk, "ITS ON!" Yells Tori.

"EEK! ACK! EEP!" The asian girls shriek as they begin locking weaves and rolling around on the floor. "dont you ever!" yells Kookie tugging on weave.

"GET HER! LEFT HOOK KOOKIE!" Yells Jay. "DONT GET KOOKED!" Yells Angelina.

Kiki flips Kookie over but Kookie grabs the remote control off the table and hits Kiki on the head with it. The two girls are restrained and seperated.

^Confessional - Silas

How can you even fight her? Thats like fighting a baby!


^Confessional - Tori

So it seems its over.. then all of a sudden!


"ROUND 2!!!!" Tori yells

Kiki runs at Kookie but kookie flips her over on the ground.



"YOU GOT HER KOOKS!" Angelina yells as they are seperated again.

"HEYY! IM STILL PRETTY! HEY IM STILL PRETTY BITCH!!" Kookie yells as she begins dancing around with her weave half falling off. She begins picking up big stone items and threatening to throw them.




Kiki says nothing but gets up and grabs her bags.

"YOU GOT YOUR ASS KICKED OUT THE HOUSE! DEUCES!" Tori yells, slamming the door.


"Yo that was tight!" Tori yells high fiving Kookie.

^{Exit Confessional} - Kiki

That didn't mean shit, Kookie I will take you down any time, I am leaving this house already because this house is a piece of shit and so are the people here, my life was better without it! have fun kookie, youre a nobody just like your faggot ass father! Kookie didn't kick me out i was leaving anyway!


"READ THE SIGN!! READ THE SIGN!!! REAL WORLD PARIS BITCHES!!! Silas yells as Kiki's car pulls away, and he throws one of Kiki's stripper heels that she forgot

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EPISODE 7

5 DAYS LATER

Confessional Jay: With Kiki gone, the house has gotten more peaceful. Still no word from Leigh and Richie though... I wonder where they are.

RING.... RING... RING...

"GOT IT!" yelled Jay as he answered the phone.

"Real World Paris!" said Jay.

"Hey homie! It's Richie and Leigh! So I want you to get the whole cast ready! We are going to take you all to see the Eiffel tower, and go have lunch over there.

"AWESOME!" said Jay as he hung up.


"GUYS!!! GET READY WE ARE GOING TO HAVE LUNCH AT THE EIFFEL TOWER!" yelled Jay.

"Really?" said Angelina.

"For real!" said Jay.

Confessional Angelina: You can't go to Paris without seeing the Eiffel tower, that's like going to New york without seeing the statue of liberty.

"I have saw that thing so many times... PLUS I am not feeling too well, so I am going to stay home." said Turner.

Confessional Turner: I am an architectural major! I have toured around Europe to see all of its great structures! I don't need to see the Eiffel tower again... Plus I am a bit sneezy. I think Ima miss out on this one

On the other hand

Tori,Kookie,Angelina,Silas,and Jay were all getting ready to meet Leigh and Richie by the Eiffel Tower....

"Let's head out DOGS!" said Tori as the limo pulled off.

20 minutes later....

The limo had ARRIVED



"MY OH MY! JUST BREATHTAKING!" said Angelina clutching her heart.


Confessional Kookie: The Eiffel tower makes me look like a twiddle roach! Eek!!!

There stood Richie and Leigh waiting.

"HEY DOGS!" said Tori as she hugged them both.

"Hey babe!" said Leigh as she kissed her on the cheek.

"HEY MAN!" said Jay as he hugged Richie.

"What up!" said Richie.

"Hi!" said Angelina,Silas,and Kookie in unison.

"Hey everybody!" said Richie and Leigh.

"Wow it looks a lot smaller than last time we saw you all..." said Richie.

"Yeah where that Asian bitch go?!" snapped Leigh.

"Eek!" shrieked Kookie

"Oh not you Kookie! The other slut!" said Leigh.

"Kookie whooped her ass!" said Silas.

"Oh word?" said Richie.

"Word...." said Silas as he starred Richie up and down.

"Oh lil mama you be bossed up dontcha!?" said Leigh as she high fived Kookie.

"Yeah! So Kiki went home, and Turner is sick..." said Jay.

"Aw I hope he feels better, well anyways! Let's check out the tower now should we?" said Richie.

The roomates, and Richie and Leigh all took an elevator to the top and looked over at the view of France.




"I am afraid of heights!" said Silas.

"I got you" said Richie as he held Silas.

Jay starred at the two confused.

Tori and Leigh were also talking a bit.

"You know from the first time I saw you... I thought you were the cutest thing!" said Leigh.

"The first time I saw you on tv, I said that's my dream girl" said Tori.

"Why weren't you on my season..." said Leigh as she kissed Tori.

Kookie and Angelina were chatting it up as well.

"Isn't this sight just beautiful?" said Kookie.

Angelina's eyes began to fill with tears.

"Oh what's wrong?" asked Kookie.

"I wish my daughter could see this with me..." said Angelina.

"Daughter? You have a daughter?" said Kookie.

"HAD... She was taken from me..." said Angelina.

"Why?" said Kookie.

"I don't wanna talk about it..." said Angelina as she ran down the stairs of the tower.

"Where is Angelina going?" wondered Richie.

"Idk..." said Silas.

"I'll get her!" said Jay.

Angelina ran all the way down to the bottom and began crying...

She then wiped her face and looked up and saw a little black child playing with her white parents...

"That girl... She looks like me..." said Angelina...


Angelina walked up to the child.

"Hi sweetie what is your name?" asked Angelina.

"Bonjour?" said the little girl, who did not speak English.

"VIENS ICI ELYSE!!!" yelled the parents (That means Come Here Elyse! In French.

"Elyse? Elyse? That was my daughters name..." said Angelina to herself.

"ANGELINA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" said Jay as he grabbed her hand and tugged her back up the tower...

Angelina starred at the little girl until she disappeared in the crowd...

On the other hand...

Leigh and Tori were holding hands pointing to all the beautiful sites of Paris

and Silas and Richie were discussing Real World life.

"I got her guys!" said Jay.

"What happened Angelina?" said everyone in unison.

"Oh nothing..." said Angelina as she wiped her eyes.

"Well I am STARVING! Let's get some lunch!" said Leigh.

Everyone then took the elevator back down and walked over to a french bakery to get some food.



"Can we get 8 Crepes?" asked Richie.

"Wee Wee!" said the Baker.

"Mmmmm this French bread smells soooo good! It reminds me of my mother's baking" said Leigh.

Everyone all sat down after getting their Crepes and began eating and chatting.

"You know what I realized guys?" said Jay.

"What?" said Silas.

"We all have more in common then apart..." said Jay.

"Well all don't have our mothers." said Jay again.

"Wait what?" said Richie and Leigh.

"Well I know about your situation bruh... but none of you have your mothers..." asked Richie.

"I only have a dad" said Kookie.

"I was an orphan... I have no family period." said Silas.

"My family disowned me because I was gay" said Tori.

"I was pretty much on my own at an early age... I had no place to go... No home" said Angelina.

"WOW!" said Richie.

"It seems as if we all NEVER had a chance..." said Jay.

"That's true!" said Silas.

"We have all had struggle... Well except Kookie" said Jay.

"Even the people who were sent home... Like Tiffany and Shelly! I think we are on this season for a reason" explained Jay.

"Wow that's deep bro" said Richie.

"Yeah... Really deep" said Tori.

"I can't!" said Angelina as she began crying and got up from the table and ran out of the bakery.

Confessional Angelina: Jay bringing up our struggles just made me relive mine, and Silas saying he was an orphan... Makes me think of Elyse... I don't want her to have my same struggle


"What is up with that chick?" wondered Richie.

"No idea..." said Tori.

"Let me go see about her..." said Kookie as she ran after her.

"ANGELINA!!! ANGELINA!!! WAIT ARE YOU OKAY?!" said Kookie as she chased after her.

Meanwhile back at the mansion

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

At the door.

"Back already!?" said Turner to himself as he coughed and sneezed.

BANG! BANG! BANG! the knocks got louder

"HERE I COME!!!" said Turner as he turned the knob.

"What the?..... Kiki why are you back?" said Turner.

"I decided not to leave! I am not punk bitch! Plus I want to find that little Kookie bitch, and go for a round 2!" snapped Kiki as she drug her luggage back in.

"Wait... The producers said you could come back?" said Turner.

"Um duh! I quit on my own... I didn't hit first either... So I was able to change my mind" said Kiki as she walked passed Turner and flipped her weave.

Confessional Kiki: I am the baddest bitch! & bad bitches... don't quit!


"So where are those motherfuckers?" wondered Kiki as she twirled her weave.


"Oh they went out with Richie and Leigh." said Turner.


"UGH! Pathetic... They are with that stupid tranny Leigh..." snapped Kiki.

Confessional Kiki: I hated Richie and Leigh on their seasons... I was totally team Mary and Vee.

Confessional Turner: I am NOT thrilled to see Kiki again... She is going to make my cold WORSE!

RING... RING... RING...


"Oh gosh I have to get the phone!" said Turner.

Turner waddled over to answer the phone.

"Hello?" said Turner.

"WHERE ANGELINA BE!?" snapped an angry pimp.

"Huh? Uh Sir she isn't in... Can I take a message?" asked Turner

"Yeah! Take a God damn message!!! Tell her sorry ass, that she owe me my 1,000 dollars!" snapped the pimp.

"Are you serious?" said Turner.

"What's going on?" said Kiki as she pressed speaker phone so she can hear it too.

"THAT'S RIGHT! TELL ANGELINA THAT HER BOSS CALLED, AND SHE OWE ME 1,000 DOLLARS! IF THE HOE DON'T PAY UP, THEN IMA HAVE TO TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS! BAD PUSSY = DEAD PUSSY!" snapped the pimp. *CLICK*

"Oh my goodness...." said Kiki and Turner as they looked at each other.

Confessional Turner: So I am glad I stayed home, because I got two surprises! Kiki came back, and I just found out Angelina got a pimp! This day gets crazier and crazier.

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"Who was that on the phone?" asks Kiki. "Oh.. no one.. just Angelina's pimp." Turner says dryly. "That giraffee looking bitch has a pimp?" she says shocked. "Apparently" turner says as he heads to the kitchen to make some tea.

^Confessional - Kiki

So Angelina has a pimp apparently, and I just don't understand it. Don't you have to be good looking to be a whore? She looks like Geoffray the Giraffee's wife.


-meanwhile-


"Alright, you guys ready to bounce?" asks Richie paying for the check. Everyone gets up and heads outside.

"So what are you guys doing tonight?" asks Leigh. "Do you guys wanna come over and have a few drinks then head out?" offers Jay.

^Confessional - Jay

Richie and Leigh are gonna meet up with us later, so right now we're all headed back to the mansion.

As the room mates enter their limo they see Angelina in distress crying.

"Angelina.. is everything ok?" asks Tori. "Everything.. is fine!" she says through her sobs.

^Confessional - Angelina

This experience has been hectic. With all this talk about family, and then seeing that little girl who looked like my daughter... my stress level is at an all time high right now.


"She's not gonna last much longer" Tori whispers to Silas, as he nods in agreement.

After an awkward car ride, the limo pulls up to the house.

Kiki rushes to the door opening for the room mates.

^Confessional - Kiki

I just can't wait to see the look on all of their faces.

"HIIIIIII ROOMIES, MISSED YOU BITCHES ALL SO MUCH" she says sarcastically.

Kookie's jaw drops

^Confessional - Kookie

Bitch, didn't I just use your weave as a mop like a day ago? What are you doing back here?!

"Kiki... why are you here?" Jay asks. "I didn't even last aday it's not fair for me to leave!" she complains.

"Move aside" says Kookie bumping passed her, with the rest of the room mates following as they all begin getting ready for their night out.

Angelina rushes to her room and slams the door behind her.

"What's her problem?" Kiki asks the room mates. But the room mates ignore her.

Tori and Silas talk in the bathroom as they get ready.

"I don't get what she's doing back here, she put her hands on all of us!" snaps Silas. "I think we need to have a house meeting and ask her to leave." says Tori.

"I really want to, but I'm just worried about having a good time.. I don't want her starting shit because we don't like her" Silas says rolling his eyes.

"We'll just pack her bags in the morning and throw her ass out... again" laughs Tori. "I'm so down" says Silas. "We'll run the plan with everyone else later". whispers Tori high fiving Silas.

^Confessional - Kiki

Silas and Tori think they're having a private conversation about running me out of this house, bitch I'm right outside the door listening! No one is gonna run me out of this house! I'm here to stay..

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" RICHIE AND LEIGH ARE HERE!!!" yelled Jay.

Richie and Leigh walked in the house and saw Kiki sitting on the couch.

"I thought that trick was gone?" said Leigh to Jay.

"She came back for some reason... Forget her!" said Jay.

Leigh and Kiki gave each other mean stares.

"Look... I don't wanna be here with her... I am uncomfortable! Let's blow this joint." said Leigh.

"Aiight let's hit the club ya'll!" said Richie.

"ALL RIGHT DOGS LET'S PARTAY!!!!" yelled Tori as she leaded the pack to the limo...


Kiki and Angelina stayed put.

Confessional Kiki: Knowing that this house is targeting me, makes me want to lay low. NO WAY am I going out with a bunch of people who hate me! FOR WHAT!? So they can get me sloppy drunk and kick me out the house??? Ima cause my own drama to deflect the attention off of me!


Kiki ran to the phone booth and looked on the Caller ID to find the pimps number.

Kiki then dialed the number and ring... ring... ring...

"WHAT UP DIS BE CHICAGO LARRY!" said the angry pimp

"Hi Larry... This is Kiki..." said Kiki.

"KIKI!? HOE WHERE YOU BEEN WIT MY MONEY!" snapped Chicago Larry.

"NO NO... I believe you have the wrong Kiki... I am Asian" said Kiki.

"OH SORRY... I THOUGHT YOU WAS THAT BRACE FACED HOE.... SHE OWE ME MONEY! TALKIN BOUT CHARM SCHOOL MADE HER REALIZE SHIT, THAT SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW." snapped Larry.

"Oh um... Well sir... I was actually calling to tell you that Angelina said fuck you and your money! She said she dares you to come here and show your face, because she has a lesbian boo named Tori that will fuck yo ass up!" lied Kiki.

"HELL NAW!? THAT HOE SAID THAT!!!? IMA BE UP THERE TONIGHT! IMA SHOOT THAT HOE UP AND IMA SHOOT THAT LESBO TORI!!!!" yelled Larry.

"Good!" said Kiki.

Kiki then hung up and went out to the car and drove off.

Confessional Kiki: I am going to go out to a bar alone... I don't wanna be around when bullets begin to fly. I am to beautiful to die.

Meanwhile

Angelina walked around the house by herself crying...

Confessional Angelina: I miss my daughter so much... I want my life back! I wish I was not that immature back then... I wish I could take it all back. *sobs*

a few hours later

The limo arrived back home.

"THAT WAS THE BEST NIGHT THUS FAR!" yelled Tori.

"OMFG I AM WASTED DUDE!" yelled Silas.

"I am about to get it in tonight!" said Jay with a blonde chick on one arm and a hot black chick on the other.


"EEEEEK!" said a drunken Kookie as she was carried in by Tori.

"BYE RICHIE! BYE LEIGH! THANKS FOR THE NIGHT!!!" said the cast in unison.

Confessional Turner: So we just came back from "La Rouge" and Amazing club here in Paris! We had a blast... We arrive home and see Kiki is missing... Where is she now?

"Angelina... Are you better?" said Silas.

"Yeah... I'm good... Just bad memories" said Angelina.

"Oh..." said Silas.

Jay took his ladies upstairs and moans were heard.

Tori marched drunken Kookie up to her bed and tucked her in.

Turner poured himself a glass of Chardonnay by the bar....


but outside... a white Cadillac pulled up.

"Who is that?" asked Turner.

"Who?" said Angelina as she got up to look.

Confessional Angelina: So I look out the window and I see my boss's car pull up! What the hell is he doing here?

"OH MY GOSH LARRY!" yelled Angelina.

"You know him?" asked Turner.

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

"Who the fuck is beating on the door" said Silas as he went to answer.

Larry then pushed Silas back and yelled "WHERE IS ANGELINA AND WHO THE FUCK IS TORI!!!"


"What the fuck! Dude you can't just put your hands on me like that!" said Silas as he tried to boss up, but Larry pulled out a gun and shoved it in his face.

"BACK BACK PUNK!" yelled Chicago Larry.

"AHHH!!!" screamed Silas as he ran to his room and hid.

"What the fuck his going on here!" yelled Tori as she stormed down stairs.

"YOU BE TORI!?" yelled Larry.

"YEAH WHAT ABOUT ME!?" snapped Tori.

"DIE BITCH!" snapped Larry as she pointed a gun at her and shot, but Tori dropped to the ground and Larry missed.

"OH SHIT!! GUN SHOTS!!!!" yelled Turner as he ran.

Larry began lighting the house up with bullets.

Jay's girls then ran out of the room half naked screaming and crying.

"AHHH!!! AHHH!!! WE DON'T WANA DIE!" they yelled.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" yelled Jay.

"THAT NIGGA GOT A GUN! JAY DUCK!!!" yelled Silas.

Jay then hit the ground for cover.

The producers then called the cops and called MTV and told them about the emergency that has never happened in the history of the RW.

"LARRY STOP PLEASE!" yelled Angelina.

"Fuck you hoe!" said Larry as he pointed the gun at her and shot her in the leg.

"GAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Angelina.

"OH SHIT HER SHOT ANGELINA!" cried Silas.

Cops then busted in and took Larry down.

"YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!" yelled the cops as they beat him, tazerd him, and pulled Chicago Larry into the cop car.

Paramedics then ran in and got Angelina who was wounded in the leg, but it wasn't life threatening.

"We are going to have to keep Angelina for a while... Meaning she is going to have to leave the show" informed the medics.

"Is our season going to be cancelled?" asked Tori.

"No.... but we need a safer and different location to film" said MTV.

The producers then rounded everyone up in a limo and drove them off to a hotel where they would do the rest of the show.

Everyone cried and was shaken up.


MTV DISCLAIMER: ANGELINA ROBERTS IS DOING WELL... SHE IS NOW IN A WHEEL CHAIR, BUT SHE HAS NOT BLAMED MTV FOR ANY OF THE ISSUES THAT TOOK PLACE. KIKI HAS ALSO BEEN ARRESTED AND REMOVED FROM THE CAST FOR BEING A CATALYST. THE SEASON WILL NOT BE CANCELLED BECAUSE LAW ENFORCEMENT HAS INFORMED US, THAT THE SHOW HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE HORRIBLE EVENTS THAT TOOK PLACE. ALSO ANGELINA WAS COMFORTABLE WITH AIRING THE EPISODE, AND SAYS SHE HOPES IT WILL STOP YOUNG GIRLS FROM WORKING WITH PIMPS. ONCE AGAIN NO ONE WAS HARMED, AND MTV ALREADY PAYED 10,000 DOLLARS OF DAMAGES TO THE OWNERS OF THE PROPERTY OF THE CHATTEAU.


SIDE NOTE: THIS EPISODE DID NOT AIR ON TELEVISION BECAUSE OF THE VIOLENCE AND NSFW MATERIAL. THE EPISODE REALLY ENDED WHEN KIKI LEFT IN THE CAR, AND A MESSAGE CAME UP THAT EXPLAINED THE EVENTS THAT TOOK PLACE. UNFORTUNATELY THE FOOTAGE LEAKED ON THE WEB, AND THAT IS HOW PEOPLE SAW IT.

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EPISODE EIGHT

-THE NEXT DAY-

Things have settled in the house.. things have been very quiet.

^Confessional - Silas

So Angelina was shot, and Kiki was arrested.. honestly, I never thought I'd witness that. It's fucked up, and to think now it's just Turner, Kookie, Jay, Tori, and myself.

Kookie walks down and makes herself a cappucino, while Silas and Tori are having breakfast at the table.

^Confessional - Kookie

I can't believe Angelina was shot. This is seriously fucked up.

"Wow, this is crazy..." Kookie says, sitting down with Tori and Silas. "To think that just yesterday, I was being SHOT at.. unbelieveable" said Tori. "I dont know what's going to happen now.." said Silas.

Jay and Turner came down from their room and joined the others. IT was awkwardly silent for awhile, until Turner walked out in the kitchen and read a note.

"Roomies, pack your stuff and be outside the chatteau waiting at 12:00" Turner read out loud. "Where are we going?" asked Kookie. "Who knows" said Silas.

The roommates begin walking upstairs and packing their things. EEK"! screamed Kookie as she jumped on her suitcase to close it. "WAIT why am I doing this?! YAYA!" Kookie yelled. Yaya cursed at her and packed up the luggage.

"Well, its noon" Tori said as the roommates all made their way outside. They stood awkwardly waiting for a limo. Finally, it pulled up and entered it.

"We are transporting you to your new location" Said the Limo Driver. "Cool brah" said Tori.

"Wait, why are we at an airport?" Said Kookie as the limo pulled into the airport parking lot.

Nobody would answer her question. "This way please" They body guards said as they escorted the roommates onto a plane.

^Confessional - Turner

So Who know's where we are going anymore.

The plane begins to lower down, and the scenery is becoming more visible.

"Wait.. it looks like" says Kookie. "NO WAY" says Tori. "WE ARE HERE?!"! asks Turner.

SPOILER: Click to show

"WELCOME TO LAS VEGAS" Says the flight attendant over the loud speaker.

"WOOO!" says Silas as he dances around and the roommates exit the plane and get in a limo . "im so excited! why are we here?" asks jay.

^Confessional - Jay

So we are in VEGAS!!! I don't know why, but damn this will be fun!

The limo pulls up to the PALMS CASINO, and the roommates jaw's drop as they begin shouting.



"YAY YAYAYAYAYAY " shrieks Kookie. The roommates are taken into a private room where they are seated, and it is complete darkness.

"Whats going on?" asks Kookie. "OH SHITTT" says Jay.

Out walks a Latina beauty, carrying a tray in his stilettos.

"I'll be your waitress for the night" says Dominic. "OMG DOMINIC!" says Kookie . Wow! " says Tori.



^Confessional - Dominic

THE HTIC IS BACK

^Confessional - Silas

I saw Dominic on RW:7 and aside from his breakdown, he was a strong character for LGBT!

"Yes sweeties, but we will talk afterwards, enjoy the show!" says Dominic.

A light comes on and shows a stage, with the curtain close.

"omg..." Jay whispers. Suddenly, the curtain drops and out walks a spunky blonde dancing.

"BEAUTIFUL BURLESQUE!" screams an announcer as Mosh begins dancing her routine.

SPOILER: Click to show

"Thats Mosh!!" says Tori. "YES IT IS!!" Dominic smiles.

"DAMN SHES SEXY" says Jay.


"WOOOO!!" the roommates cheer as Mosh exits the stage and the lights come on. "So I heard you've been having some rough times, so you're coming to stay here for a bit!" Mosh says.

"HELL YEA!" says Jay. "Only 5 of you? Dominic asks. "Yup" says Kookie. "Wow, some shit must have went down! Fill us in at lunch!" said Dominic as Dominic and Mosh lead the 5 roomies all out to a limo to go to lunch.

^Confessional - Silas

This sounds like it's gonna be a fun time!

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The room mates arrive at a outdoor Mexican grill on the Vegas strip.

^Confessional - Jay

We're with Dominic and Mosh two big names from last season! I just hope we all continue to get along, there's only 5 of us, so what could go wrong? Right?

The room mate sit with Dominic and Mosh.

"So.. tell us about yourselves" says Mosh. "Who's gay and who's straight?" asks Dominic batting his eyes.

"Well I'm Jay, and I'm straight. It's funny meeting you guys finally since you were on the same season as Richie." explains Jay.
"You.. you know Richie?" says Dominic turning from calm to slightly insane.

"Yeah me and him are from the same town, we're great friends back home." he says. "Does he... ever talk about me?" Dominic says putting his hand on his chest. "Well uh...." Jay says as he's cut off by Tori.

^Confessional - Silas

Is Jay oblivious to what everyone in the room and America knows? Dominic is in LOVE with Richie. But Dominic isn't gonna have him. Richie is MY man.

"Well I'm Tori, and I'm a lesbian." she explains. "Oh! Lets make out" says Mosh batting her eyes. "Aren't you straight?" asks Kookie. "I'm a tease." she says applying eye shadow.

^Confessional - Kookie

Mosh and Dominic are kinda gross.. I'm not sure why I'm just really not liking them! They're apart of the past! Besides Dominic likes dreamy Richie, and Mosh is a SLUT.

"I'm a little... tired...I'm gonna excuse myself" says Kookie, as she gets up and leaves to the room. "Wait what are you sure?" asks Silas. "I'm positive." she says scurrying away.

"Who was that?" asks Mosh sipping on her drink annoyed. "Oh that was just our midget asian Kookie" explains Silas. "And by the way, I'm Silas.

^Confessional - Silas

Dominic was a great pioneer for the lgbt, but I'm about today, not yesterday! I'm going to be the new hgic (head gay in charge)!


"So.. I made out with Richie" says Silas trying to antognize Dominic. Tori kicks him under the table.

"You did what?!" snaps Dominic. "Yeah we ran into him and we made out" explains Silas.

Dominic turns into a blank stare.

^Confessional - Turner

Dominic has this look in his eye that looks psychotic.. he looks like he's ready to sneak into the shower while Silas is bathing and pull a psycho



"Dom dom, are you alright? Or are you going crazy again?" asks Mosh batting her eyes. "I'm fine..." he says sipping his drink and gives Silas an evil stare.

"So anyway, what do you guys say to coming to the all stars 2 party that's being hosted on the roof of the palms tonight?" asks Mosh.

"All stars 2?" the cast of Paris say in unison. "Mhmm! The producers just announced it's confirmed so we're throwing a party tonight" explains Mosh.

"Are you guys casted?" asks Jay "We don't know yet." she says.

"Wow.. we'll definitely go, right guys?" asks Jay. "Hell the fuck YES" says Tori. "Who's gonna be there?" asks Silas. "A few past real worlders, all I know for sure is that Melissa from the Millionaires is gonna be there." says Mosh.

"I HAAAAAAATTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HER" says Tori.

^Confessional - Jay

This party is going to be off the chain, All stars 2? That shit is gonna be wild, I better be apart of the cast.


^Confessional - Tori

I have a huge crush on Dani from New York. I thought she was the realest and the star of that season, the only reason Melissa gets all the recognition is because she's ALLISON's sister and because she's a WHORE. I don't want to meet her, and she better not approach me.