REAL WORLD FANTASY HOUSE 8

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"Okay what are you all waiting for! Let's head out!" yelled Dominic.

The cast all headed to the elevator to the rooftop of the Palms.

"THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!" yelled Tori.

"I know like... I can't wait!" said Silas.

"I heard they are going to announce some cast members to All star 2 tonight guys!" said Dominic.

"FOR REAL!" said Jay.

"Yeah but... It won't be any of us... We are still brand new" said Kookie.

"Yeah... Ya'll are definitely too new for confirmation!" said Mosh as she filed her nails.

DING DING! said the elevator as it opened.

"Well we are here!" said Dominic as he shook his flat chest in excitement.

"DOM DOM STOP! YOUR THE TOILET PAPER IS FALLING OUT!" snapped Mosh.

"Oh shit!" said Dominic stuffing it all back in.

"Now let's rock this party!" said Mosh as she flipped her weave.


The DJ began spinning the music, The Margaritas were being passed, and the dance floor was getting crowded.









The party was popping and everybody was groovin.

"OH LOOK! THERE IS BRIAN!!!" snapped Kookie.

"Okay so what...." said Jay.

"Well I am a fan!" said Kookie.

"Uhhh no...." said Jay.

"OH LOOK!!! IT IS ALLISON!!!!" said Silas in excitement.

"WHO CARES!?" snapped Jay.

"She was an HBIC dude!" snapped Silas.

"Dude! Out with the old and in with the new! I am the HBIC" snapped Jay.

"Ummmm...." said the rest of the cast as they starred him down awkwardly.


Confessional Silas: What has gotten into this motherfucker? Does he really think he runs this season! HA! He needs a reality check.

Confessional Jay: I feel like I have became TOO FUCKING FRIENDLY! I need to gain my dominance back in this house! I am fading into the background and that is NOT going to fly.

"HEY GUYS!" said Melissa as she tapped on Kookie's shoulder.

"OH MY GOSH MELISSA!" yelled Silas.

"I was such a huge fan" said Kookie.

" Awww thanks sweethearts!" said Melissa.

"EW." said Tori.

"Hey! Rihanna is about to preform and me and the other Millionaires are going to introduce her! Wanna come on stage with us" said Melissa.


"OH FUCK YEAH!" said Silas.

"Rihanna is HOT! Hell yeah!" said Turner.

"For sure! EEEEK!" said Kookie

"Hell no...." said Tori.

"Yeah Ima pass!" said Jay.

"Why are you two being party poopers?!" snapped Melissa.

"WE JUST DON'T WANNA GO BITCH CHILL!" said Tori.

"Who the hell do you think you are!" snapped Melissa putting her hand in Tori's face.

"HEY MELISSA BACK OFF! YOU ARE TWO 3 SEASONS AGO! BACK OFF!" snapped Jay.

"Oh I see how it is." snapped Melissa.

"What is going on over here" said Allison and Dani as they walked up.

"Oh nothing... Some lames have turned down an offer to introduce Rihanna with us" said Allison.

"Haha... Wannabe HBIC's" laughed Allison.

"HEY LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE!" snapped Brian and Rex walking up.

"UGH MIND YOUR BUSINESS STEREO SKYLINE!" snapped Allison.

"LEAVE THE FUCKING NEW KIDS ALONE! THEY OBVIOUSLY HATE YOU AS MUCH AS WE DO!" snapped Rex.

"What ever! We need to introduce Rihanna! Let's go Kookie,Turner,and Silas" snapped Allison as she flipped her weave and proceeded on stage.

"I don't blame you for not wanting to talk to them" said Brian.

"Dude... we don't like you either" said Jay.

"Oh haha... We gota hot head on our hands" laughed Rex.

"Let's just leave them alone bro... They are clearly losers" said Allen.

the twins then walked away from Tori and Jay.

"They are EMBARRASSING YO! WHY ARE THEY GOING ON STAGE WITH THOSE EX REAL WORLDERS! THIS IS OUR TIME TO SHINE!" snapped Jay.

I am with you man... They are acting like groupies" said Tori.

Confessional Jay: I am humiliated that Kookie,Turner,and Silas are acting like groupies! Those people are from the seasons we are trying to beat! Why are you hanging out with them?

Meanwhile on stage.

"HEY YOU ALL! WELCOME TO THE ALL STARS 2 CELEBRATION PARTY!!! WE ARE ANNOUNCING A VERY SPECIAL GUEST!!! BUT BEFORE THAT... WE WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO 3 SEASON 8 PEOPLE!" said Allison with her mic.

"WHY ARE THERE ONLY 3 OF YOU?" said Allison in the mic.

"BECAUSE THE REST ARE NOBODIES!" said Silas.

"NOBODIES!?" laughed The Millionaires.

"LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE GONNA SEND THEIR ASSES PACKIN!" laughed Allison.

"What the fuck!?" said Jay and Tori as they listened and looked up on stage.

"They are some fucking traitor ass bitches!" snapped Tori.

Confessional Jay: Silas wanna act all hard? I AM THE HARD ASS! I will show him who is Alpha Male.

"EVERYONE WELCOME RIHANNA!!!!" said the millionaires.


"WOOOOHOOOO!!!!" said Mosh as she shook her tits.

"YAY RIRI!!!!" yelled Dominic as he shook his ass.




Rihanna then took the stage by storm and began singing Only Girl in the world.

Everyone began dancing and partying it up.


but Jay was pissed.

Confessional Jay: This Mr. Nice guy act has carried on for far too long.... I was called a nobody... I feel....... BETRAYED.

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Who is posting next? I wanna play!

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"FUCK THEM" Jay rants, as he paces back and forth. "When they get down here!" he continues.

Confessional - Tori

So Jay is really pissed, as am I. I ain't no lame ass bitch, and I won't be a groupie to be famous.

Silas, Kookie, and Turner exit the stage and are still dancing to the music.

"AY FUCKERS" Jay says. "What makes you think youre the star? You are worth anything? YOU THINK YALL ARE HARD?" he rants. Kookie puts her hand up and rolls her eyes." Talk to the hand!" she slurs, drunkenly. "Loosen the fuck up!" Turner says. "Okay, befriend the gayboy and the little asian shit" Jay whispers to Turner, and Kookie hears him.

"FUCK YOU JAY, FUCK YOU!!" Kookie says as she begins swinging around but Tori holds her head with one hand and Kookie isn't moving.

"Y'all really threw us under the bus, and I'm not down with that.." Tori says. "We were just having fun" Silas says.

Confessional - Silas

So THEY are the ones being lame, yet we are getting blamed for bullshit? No. No. No. No.

"Kookie, I think you just need to go home, Silas take her there
" Toni asserts.

"WHYYYYY" Kookie screams.

Confessional - Turner

Everyone's just a mess at this point. We need to leave this party, because Kookie is drunk, Jay and Tori are pissed for some reason, it's just ridiculous.

"LETS GO!" Tori says leading the group outside.

The roommates stumble outside of the club , and make their way to a limo.

"YOURE LEAVING? WHYYY?" Dominic screams but the roommates ignore him.

"I WANT A DIFFERENT LIMO" Jay says. "ILL GO WITH YOU" Tori says. Kookie trips and she falls out of her heels, and she drops her handbag.


"lets go kookie!" says Silas and Turner who are waiting in the limo. "My bag!" Kookie says, and Jay picks it up and throws it into traffic."


"HOW DARE YOU" Kookie says, and Jay gets in him and Tori's limo and pulls off.


Confessional - Kookie

I cant believe Jay is doing these rude things for no reason! I'm PISSED.


"Seriously, Im done with Jay's bullshit" Silas says. "I think hes just too heated" Turner says. "SEND HIM HOME!!!" Kookie yells. "Calm down boo" Silas says.

Meanwhile, in the other limo.

"Im just done with fake bitches, seriously " Jay rants. "I thought they were all real, but im wrong" Tori says.

Kookie, Silas, and Turner arrive at the house first. Kookie immediately walks into the kitchen, and grabs 7 red bulls from the Kitchen.

"ahahahahaha!" she says as she pours them all down the drain.

Confessional - Kookie

I could give a shit less, Jay will be fine without his precious red bull!

Kookie then takes one of the cans, puts it in the
bathroom trash can, and then goes in her room.

Meanwhile Turner and Silas are talking downstairs.

"Did Kookie go to bed?" Turner asks. "I think so" Silas says.

"They just better not fuck with me, period. I want to GO HOME, and GO TO BED" Jay screams.

Confessional - Tori

Tonight just sucked, because we couldn't stay unified. Some bitches tryna be groupies, and I just recommend everyone go to bed before shit pops off.

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Jay and Tori finally popped into the house and headed to the fridge.
"They asses better be sleep!" said Jay.

"I think they are..." said Tori.

"Fake ass bitches!" snapped Jay.

"*sigh* I need a drink" said Tori.

"Me too" said Jay as he opened the fridge.

"Wait what the?! WHAT THE FUCK!?" snapped Jay

"What?" asked Tori.

"Where IS MY RED BULL!!!!!" snapped Jay

Jay ran up the stairs in a rage.

"Oh shit..." said Tori.

"YOU WANNA VIOLATE MY STUFF? PREPARE TO BE VIOLATED!" snapped Jay.

suspecting it was Silas, Jay busted into Silas's room thinking it was him.

"Dude! I am trying to sleep!" said Silas as he rolled over in his covers.

"NO YOU AIN'T!" snapped Jay as he yanked the covers off of him.

"Dude seriously! Leave me alone!" snapped Silas.

"OR WHAT!? OR WHAT!? I AIN'T BRAD! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!?"

"Dude... WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR ISSUE!?" snapped Silas now pissed.

"You wanna pour out my red bull?" asked Jay

"What the hell are you talking about?" asked Silas.

"Oh you wanna act all hard on stage with the millionaires and then you wanna act stupid cuz you scared?" snapped Jay.

"Dude back out of my space!" yelled Silas as he kicked.

Jay got closer into Silas's space.

"Dude get away from me!!!" yelled Silas.

"I'm touching you... I'm touching you..." said Jay as he patted on Silas's leg.

"He might like that" laughed Tori.

"Oh yeah I forgot... His gay ass might like it" said Jay.

"WOW...." said Silas.

Confessional Silas: Tori wants to act all gay rights, but she makes gay jokes with Jay? Stupid manly ass bitch.

"JAY IMA HIT YO ASS!" snapped Silas.

"DO IT! DO IT AND GO HOME!" snapped Jay.

Silas raised his fists to Jay about to hit him, but thought about it and decided not to hit him.

"HA! YOU DIDN'T DO IT BITCH! YOU DIDN'T DO IT!" laughed Jay.

"What the hell is going on in here?" said Turner as he woke up and walked into the room.

"Oh excuse me you stupid bloody brit did you have something to say?" said Jay in Turner's English accent.

"You better stop making fun of my accent asshole!" said Turner.

"I didn't think soooo thank you veddy mucccch" said Jay making fun of Turner's accent.

"You don't even sound British asswipe" snapped Turner

Tori laughed to herself as Jay tormented Silas and Turner.

Confessional Jay: I am enjoying getting under these guys skin... They are just getting so IRRITATED and I love it!

Meanwhile

Kookie the real perpetrator was sound asleep hugging her little crocodilly.....

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EPISODE 9

"BRO, FUCK YOU!" Jay screamed, as Turner screamed back "YOU BASTARDS!!!" and slammed their door.


"GO BACK TO LONDON HOE!" Yelled Tori as she antagonized them from outside their bedroom door


*shows Kookie soundly sleeping with her Crocodilly*


"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM OUR DOOOOR!"Silas screams. "ILL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT, I RUN THIS CAST!!!" Jay screams. "Let's just go to bed bro, theyre lameasses" Tori says.

Jay and Tori make their way downstairs, while Silas and Turner go to sleep in their room. Meanwhile, Kookie slept through it all.


-THE NEXT DAY-


Kookie is the first to awake and go downstairs to get a cup of juice.

Confessional - Kookie

So apparently shit went down last night, and I couldn't be happier! We are leaving today I guess, I'm excited to go back to Paris though.


The other roommates begin packing up their things to get ready to head out to the airport. Dominic and Mosh arrive at the house to say goodbye

Confessional - Silas

It was fun, but I'm ready to go home.


"well guyssss, this was fun!" Dominic says.

"Yeah, we neeed to do it again sometime?" Mosh says, unsure. "Yeah" Kookie says, and nobody else replies. "well.. hugs!" Mosh says, and the roommates get in their limo to go to the airport.


Confessional - Tori

Everyone is pretty quiet.. especially the fake people.


The roommates board the plane, sit excluded from eachother.

"Ohh look the eiffel tower!" Kookie says as the plane flys over the tower.



"Welcome to Paris!" The flight attendant says and the roommates wake up from their naps and exit the plane.

"Paris baby! We're back!" Kookie says. Jay and Turner smile while Jay rolls his eyes.

The roommates return to the Chatteau and Kookie jumps on the bed. Jay walks in the kitchen and cracks open a red bull, and Turner drinks some Chardonnay. "Quiet.. to quiet..." Turner says out loud to himself.

Confessional - Turner

This is stupid. We only have a few more days here, and tonight is our last night to go out...


"Well I dont know about you two, but we are going out tonight..." Turner says to Jay and Tori.

"Oh, is that so?" Jay says. "Oh realllly?" Tori says.

"You may join us if you like" Silas smirks.

Tori and Jay look at eachother and laugh.

"You may see us there.. you may not" Jay says slyly. "Very well then" Turner says.


Confessional - Jay

Let's see how tonight goes..they extended the offer, so we'll see what happens

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A few hours later


As Kookie is looking into the mirror curling her hair, she and Silas who is also getting ready discuss the events that have gone on within the house over their time here.

"Tiffany was cool, but I really was just afraid of her to be honest!" confesses Kookie to Silas. "ahahaha I knew you didn't like her!"
"No no no no, I did! She just.. looked ready to eat me so I had to persuade her to like me more!" Kookie says smiling.

"So you used your money... -shakes head-, I'm glad the drama for the most part is over" says Silas adjusting his package.

^Confessional - Kookie

Silas thinks most of the drama is over... but as long as Tori and Jay are here there's gonna be a cloud of negativity.

"I really... really want -whispers- Tori to leave" Kookie whispers putting on a training bra. "Funny because I'm getting sick of Jay." Silas says looking at the mirror one more time.

"We should totally make Turner get beligerant drunk, and make him yell at them! It'll be our entertainment for the night!" says Kookie evilly.

^Confessional - Kookie

I really don't have an opinion on Turner, I mean half the time I forgot he was there since he was always sick of like... just missing in action.


Turner over hears this conversation and walks to his room clenching his fists.

^Confessional - Turner

Hearing Kookie and Silas talk about me, it's of no surprise to me. These two idiots love drama just as much as the other two. I've had enough of it. If they want a last horrah and huge confrontation, I'll give them the confrontation they want, but leave me the hell out of it.


"Is everyone ready?" calls Turner to everyone. The rest of the room mates all gather together and a tension fills the room.

^Confessional - Tori

I'm still very heated with the other 3 room mates because of how they embarrassed us at the All stars 2 party. But with it being our last night out, I figured I'll go out, get drunk, and pass out later.


The room mates enter the limo where Turner is popping bottles and passing shots to all the room mates.

"Come on guys! IT's the last night out!!" he says taking his shirt off.

^Confessional - Silas

I don't know what's gotten into him, but Turner acting this way is alot more fun the Turner we're all used to. He's kinda hot.


"PAAARRTYYY!!" Turner yells as he turns the limo ride from miserable, to a great time.

"Turner your a blast in a glass!" cheers kookie as she begins poppin her ass on him.

"We're here!" says the limo driver. As the 5 room mates already very intoxicated enter "HOME".

^Confessional - Jay

This is our last night out just a few hours ago I thought I was going to end up fighting someone tonight, but it looks like we're going to have a happy ending after all!


As the hours pass, the drinks pass, and the articles of clothing pass.

Jay is dancing in the VIP fist pumping and shaking his dick, when Silas comes up to him. "Yo.. come outside with me" Silas asks. Jay gives a dirty look. "Don't play me like that! Come outside!" Silas yells over the music

^Confessional - Silas

At this point in the night I am so drunk, and I see Jay having a good time by himself, and I miss being right there next to him... I mean we've had such good times together!

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-flash backs to Silas and Jay torturing Brad and Nick-

"Whatever, this is just you mad, because you're gay" says Brad. Silas gets in Brad's face

"DON'T DISRESPECT ME, WHEN I'M TALKING TO MY MOTHER FUCKING MAN" he screams at the top of his lungs.

Jay comes to back up Silas. "What the fuck is going on here? Hill billy back the fuck down!" he says to Brad. "I'm not gonna take your buillying!" Brad yells pushing Jay.

"HOLD BACK, HOLD BACK, HOLD BACK" screams Jay pushing Brad, getting in his face.

You think you're both tough!?" snaps Brad. "Why don't you get some morals from your parents! Dirtbags!" he says.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY?" yells Silas ready to charge at Brad. "No wait!" Jay says holding Silas back as he hocks a giant Lugeee in Brad's face.

"Nick this is the Real World... Drama is bound to happen, and you aren't going to FORCE ME to like a hillbilly." said Silas.

Confessional Nick: I'm confused... Silas and Jay were on my side, about keeping the peace 2 days ago... Why are they rebelling now?

Silas and Jay both cut the meeting short and walked away.

"Bro your shit's outside, go get it!" yells Jay. "Come on, touch me!" Silas yells grabbing Nick's hand and making him touch his dick. "Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhh! Come on HIT ME" he says in Nicks face.

"BACK OFF" Nick yells retracting his hand. "Come on bro, do something" Jay taunts pushing Nick. "Touch us!" laughs Silas pushing Nick.

Nick continues to get pushes around like a rag doll.

Jay and Silas head outside to have a talk. "Dude.. I fucking love you and I misss you too much for you to be mad at me!" Silas drunkenly admits.

Jay turns bright red, and then the two embrace in a man hug. "I've missed you too!" says Jay

^Confessional - Jay

I am a ride or die bro, and Silas has been my bro for a minute now, we had our beef, and I'm squashing it.


-On the other side of the club-

"She did not fucking say that?!" snaps Tori enraged. "IT's true, she wants you outta here! That asian wants you goneeeeeeeeeee!" slurrs a drunken Turner.

^Confessional - Tori

I just got word that little fucking BITCH -red in the face- wants ME OUTTA THIS HOUSE? BITCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOUS ARE FUCKIN WITH RIGHT NOW. AINT NO ONE GONNA FUCK WIT TORI, AND YA'LL ARE GONNA SEE WHY.

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shaking my fucking head

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Enraged Tori stormed up to Kookie's room...

"A COOKIE IS ABOUT TO BE SNAPPED!" Tori yelled.

Silas and Brad had just finished hugging and heard the noise from Tori....

"Oh goodness... What now?" said Jay.

"Yeah... Once one battle ends... Another begins" said Silas.

"YOU WANT ME GONE!? FUCK YOU!!!" yelled Tori.

Jay ran up to Tori to see what happened.

"Tori... You okay?" asked Jay.

"Bitches wanna be fake in this motherfucker!" snapped Tori.

"Who?!" said Jay.

"SILAS AND KOOKIE! They have been talking mess and want us out!" yelled Tori.

"Wait What?" said Jay.

Confessional Silas: I just make up with Jay and this bitch Tori is about to ruin it.

Confessional Jay: Wow... What if Silas was being fake about the truce?


"Who the fuck told you this!?" snapped Silas.

"Turner told me everything!" said Tori.

"OH HELL NO! FUCK YOU BRO!" snapped Silas as he pushed Turner to the ground.

Turner got back up and ran to hit Silas but Jay got in his way and blocked him.

"YOU WANNA START DRAMA DUDE!!!? WE JUST SQUASHED THIS SHIT!" yelled Silas.

Kookie walked out of her room clueless...

"What's happening?" wondered Kookie.

"I found out bitch! That's what happened" snapped Tori.

"Found out what???" said Kookie playing dumb

Silas then pushed Turner again.

"NO DON'T PUSH TURNER JUST BECAUSE HE TOLD ME THE TRUTH! YOUR JUST AS SHADY AS KOOKIE!" snapped Tori.

"Shut up you stupid dyke! He shouldn't have ran his mouth. PERIOD!" snapped Silas.

"WHAT NIGGA WHAT!?" said Tori as she began man hitting Silas

Silas didn't hold back and began fighting her like she was a man.

"YOU GUYS STOP!!!" yelled Jay.

Kookie giggles and ran in her room with glee.

Confessional Kookie: Haha... How do I manage sneak passed the drama?

"Come on Yaya! Let's go before they turn on me!" said Kookie.

Yaya and Kookie exited to the car and pulled off...

Silas and Tori were fighting like two dudes... Just punching each other... WANG! WANG! WANG!

"STOP IT MOTHERFUCKER! SHE'S STILL A GIRL! YOUR HITTING A GIRL YOU FAGGOT!" snapped Turner.

"It's okay Turner I can handle my own!" yelled Tori as she pounded Silas in the nose and eye...

Silas tried to throw some punches to Tori's head but missed.

Tori then flipped Silas over and began fucking him up.

The producers finally stepped in...

"STOP GUYS STOP!!!" yelled Jay.

"Look what you started..." said Jay shaking his head at Turner.

"No it wasn't me! It was your boy who you just hated a few minutes ago! Dumb flip flopper" snapped Turner...

Tori and Silas finally were separated...

Both had black eyes...

"Someones going home before the last supper" said the producers...


Meanwhile

Kookie was shopping it up at Gucci completely unharmed.

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The next morning


Jay awakes before the rest of the roommates and strolls into the kitchen in his boxers.

^Confessional - Jay

It's the final day, we're all leaving soon. And the only people in the house right now are me and Turner.

"A letter?" Jay notices on the counter. Jay opens it and reads

"Dear Jay,

I have left to London, I sincerely apologize for the way things have turned out. I was blind with anger, and rage, I should not have provoked drama last night. If you never choose to speak to me again, then that is fine by me.
-Turner"

^{Exit Confessional} - Turner

I am leaving the Real World house because I am embarrassed to be associated with this show. I have learned that when you put 8 strong personalities in a house together with nothing to do other then talk about each other, and get drunk... nothing good can happen. This is the last you'll ever see of Turner, farewell, and to my fans I love you.


Jay rips up the letter and tosses it in the trash.

"Am I the only one left?" Jay asks out loud. As he begins walking around the house. "Helllo.......?" he says and sees no one around.

Entering all of the rooms he sees Tori's things completely gone, as are Kookie's.

^Confessional - Jay

So I go into Kookie and Tori's room and notice everything's gone.. did everyone just leave?

-rewind 3 hours earlier-

Jay is fast asleep, while Kookie sneaks into the house with Yaya.

She orders to Yaya to get her bags. "I own this house" Kookie whispers to herself as she sits on the kitchen counter.

^Confessional - Kookie

My jet is gonna arrive a little earlier then expected, because I'm done with this experience. Everyone's gone, like really? What's left for me to do?

"Kookie for the win!" she yells out loud. "Fuck you.." says Turner dragging his bags as he walks out the door. "Buh bye weaksauce!" she laughs.

"Lets see here..." she thinks outloud. "I got rid of Shelly...Laurie.. Kiki, Tori, Turner and even Tiffany without ANY of them knowing about it. Teeheeee!" she squieks.

"Eggroll shrimpfriendrice!" yells Yaya signalling her bags are ready.

Yaya brings her luggage into the limo, as Kookie takes one last look and says good bye.

^{Exit Confessional} - Kookie

Did you really expect me to stay till the end of this party? Like really? I'm always fashionably first to enter and first to leave. Toodles!


-back to present-

"Wow.. I guess I'll just leave" Jay says as he walks to his room and packs his bags.

Jay walks around, looking at the house one more time.

^Confessional - Jay

As I look at this house one last time I'm reminded of all the craziness that has gone on. Honestly, I do feel like I've grown up a little bit. I don't need to fly off the handle for everything, and not everything is worth a physical fight. Me of all people, I never expected to be the last one standing.

As Jay steps outside, a limo pulls up.

^{Exit Confessional} - Jay

Looking back on this whole experience, I really wish that all 8 of the original room mates could have come together as one. But this is the 'Real world' right? I'll miss Silas no doubt, I hope him the best, and I wish we never had our moment of weird tension. Silas when you watch this, I love you bro, be safe, and I hope Tori didn't fuck you up too bad..

Jay steps into the limo, and inside is...

NICK

"Ready for round 2 mother fucker?!" he says as he lunges at Jay.

THE END

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